SHIT TONGAN PARENTS SAY!

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

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  • @RandomPerson-zy4fg
    @RandomPerson-zy4fg 9 лет назад +93

    "GO, GO. TELL YOUR FRIENDS I SPARE YOUR LIFE TODAY!!!!" Had me dying at this line!! 😂😂

  • @kokongati7403
    @kokongati7403 10 лет назад +31

    the ta'e ofa part is the most truest LOL.
    Even if you 'forget' to wash the plates the parents will call you ta'eofa and make you feel hekka guilty for a lifetime LOL

  • @deeteewritesthings2024
    @deeteewritesthings2024 9 лет назад +32

    "WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" Honestly, I have no idea how Tongan mothers just have that inkling of knowing that you're going somewhere without you even telling them.

    • @TaahinaTefisi01
      @TaahinaTefisi01 8 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂 Not only Tongan mums, all island mum be like this lmao

    • @paulms2356
      @paulms2356 8 лет назад +2

      +Peterson Ngahe right hahaha my mom is like this

    • @TaahinaTefisi01
      @TaahinaTefisi01 8 лет назад

      Fa'atonu Tekori 😂😂😂 Same here!

    • @deeteewritesthings2024
      @deeteewritesthings2024 8 лет назад +1

      +Peterson Ngahe Exactly!

    • @tonga_stone312
      @tonga_stone312 4 года назад

      All poly mamas are like this. They got master instinct😂

  • @poivulangi4167
    @poivulangi4167 8 лет назад +16

    "Tell yo friends that I spare yo life today.......and I stalk them too" 😂😂😂

  • @carterbraah3708
    @carterbraah3708 3 года назад +5

    2021 AND STILL GOLD

  • @sionesekona3226
    @sionesekona3226 7 лет назад +62

    I'm Tongan and my dad hisses all the time

    • @tohuia5740
      @tohuia5740 7 лет назад

      Same xD

    • @sionesekona3226
      @sionesekona3226 7 лет назад

      Everything Is a Conspiracy Theory -.- XD

    • @fonomasaniai744
      @fonomasaniai744 5 лет назад +1

      My dad does that all the time OMG

    • @tahti-
      @tahti- 5 лет назад

      Same with my dad lol

    • @jaqenhghar2970
      @jaqenhghar2970 4 года назад

      do Samoans hiss like Tongans do? just curious.

  • @davidtaliai996
    @davidtaliai996 8 лет назад +45

    when i was a kid sometimes my dad would climb out of my bedroom window then i finally asked him why and he told me my mum wouldnt let him go kava haha she always accusing him of showing off to the tou'a.

  • @PurpBlurpy
    @PurpBlurpy 11 лет назад +19

    Half Tongan but once again.. this vid's on point. My mama has those overly dramatic phrases like the end. Funny shiet

  • @jusLoungin714
    @jusLoungin714 12 лет назад +8

    "YOA MOM ISSA TEVOLO, TA'E!" LMAOOOOOOOO

  • @Cloud-vv5ky
    @Cloud-vv5ky 2 года назад +5

    2:40 just revived one of the memories I lost 😂

  • @numbaonemafiababe
    @numbaonemafiababe 2 года назад +8

    This video will forever live on in my memory 😂😂😂🔥🔥

  • @maulumm
    @maulumm 11 лет назад +11

    "You know your dad, he from the BUSH!": AHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @fuivz8317
    @fuivz8317 7 лет назад +7

    duuuddeeeee! i watched this years ago and watchin it again in 2017. Still Hella Fuxkin Funny. lol

  • @kihesinaramsey5300
    @kihesinaramsey5300 10 лет назад +5

    I literally had to stop in between this video!!! Because if I kept going!!! I would have crapped my pants from laughing!!!

  • @jaqenhghar2970
    @jaqenhghar2970 7 лет назад +9

    this is probably the best poly "shit say" video.

  • @karlijackson9935
    @karlijackson9935 3 года назад +2

    My mom and dad r just alike like this!!!! Mostly my dad he hisses every time I annoy him and I be like "okaa" and hug him because i hate seeing my dad be mad, my dad's samoan, mix Tongan, french. And my mom is Hawaiian, mix Mexican, pototican,irish.
    And 0:42 - 0:58 that's like my mom when my dad tries to leave to kava every Friday and Saturday, and that's me when I bother my dad, lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰 LOVE THISSSS!!

  • @AniLutu
    @AniLutu 12 лет назад +6

    I'm Samoan and this is very similar to what we go through. Really funny! Please post some more videos. You 2 are the best! Thank you.

  • @freepalestine98
    @freepalestine98 4 года назад +7

    By far the funniest impressions of Tongans I've ever seen..... """Mathafack"",.. I love my togans brothers to death.. And I'm arab

  • @persontheperson8793
    @persontheperson8793 6 лет назад +9

    3:24 - 3:55 when my parents get in fight.

  • @salec3089
    @salec3089 7 лет назад +19

    2:22 made me laugh

  • @Tonga727
    @Tonga727 5 лет назад +4

    Still watching 2019!!!! Ifi da maka?!?! Lol

  • @rubysdaydreams
    @rubysdaydreams 6 лет назад +5

    This made me laugh and beam with pride at the same time :) 3:42 was my favorite though -- when part of the mustache falls off.

  • @vicksvikavicks
    @vicksvikavicks 10 лет назад +4

    LMAO! The struggle of having Tongan parents in America haha.

  • @684beast9
    @684beast9 7 лет назад +9

    "DEVOLO, DEVOLO" lmao.

  • @tautol0gy
    @tautol0gy 10 лет назад +5

    I thought he said "Tell your friends I smell your life to death" When he said "Spare your life today" LOL

  • @kihesinaramsey5300
    @kihesinaramsey5300 10 лет назад +4

    ROFL @ TUPOU TUPOU TUPOU. TALI MUA E TELEFONI. KO AU SIUTITI MEI UMER-IKA. omg!!! Guys I can't stop laffing!!!

  • @VEEZYTHASHEEZY
    @VEEZYTHASHEEZY 12 лет назад +3

    3:24 "You know yo dad...." lmao

  • @icekulimi
    @icekulimi 12 лет назад +2

    "GO! GO! Tell your friends I spare yo' life today!" hahahaha! hella funny!

  • @whoatemyhorse38
    @whoatemyhorse38 4 года назад +2

    0:46 "The Air" 😂😂🤦 I'm done

  • @mvmoefu
    @mvmoefu 4 года назад +1

    If you watching this in 2020 this is still FUNNY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯ITS TIME TO COME BACK YO!!!

  • @DasPingu
    @DasPingu 12 лет назад +2

    "Go! Tell your friends I spared your life today!" Haahahah XD

  • @MrTee9D4
    @MrTee9D4 11 лет назад +4

    "I hate your Mom." "I was hear that!" Hahahaha !!!

  • @babykay1283
    @babykay1283 11 лет назад +1

    Lol very last part where the dad say "And tell em that i stalk thm too!" Omg hella funny!!!!! xD

  • @angelnunu2102
    @angelnunu2102 12 лет назад +2

    "tell your friends i spare your life today!" LMAOOOOO

  • @KEAOKALANI
    @KEAOKALANI 12 лет назад

    "the what? Money for what? Get the bleep outta here!" ___________#flatlining. Tooooo funny!!!

  • @Leka5318
    @Leka5318 12 лет назад +2

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVING THE "NOFO MA'U NA'A HA'U HA ULIULI O FANA'I HO US* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA more more more !! big ups !!

  • @iaeliutai8693
    @iaeliutai8693 12 лет назад +1

    This never gets old.

  • @DavidCuhzz12
    @DavidCuhzz12 12 лет назад +1

    2:57 - 3:02
    Aha she asks for toilet paper and behind her is toilet paper..LMAO..

  • @islandboiskreation
    @islandboiskreation 12 лет назад

    " are you water the plants ? " bahahahaha ! Mayneee i be dracking up ! Hahaha .

  • @jesse1971
    @jesse1971 11 лет назад +2

    Whenever I'm having a shit day I watch this and get inspired! You guys rock!

  • @kerkido
    @kerkido 12 лет назад +1

    this is just awesome stuff, cracked up like a maniac LOL. taahine ta'eofa mo'oni!!!!!!!!!!!!!! loooooool

  • @ayoleeenz
    @ayoleeenz 12 лет назад +1

    2:23 Had me rollin! lmfaoooo! Something my mom would say..bwahahahaha!

  • @sophias.ngungutau533
    @sophias.ngungutau533 2 года назад

    BRING ME SOME PAPER TOILET- the toilet paper behind her😂😂😂

  • @chasewerty
    @chasewerty 12 лет назад +1

    "Tell your friends I spare your life today" hahahahaha

  • @Nganz157
    @Nganz157 Год назад

    10yrs later - and this video is still OG the funniest shizz 😂😂😂 e e eeee fakamai haha

  • @thomasjia4703
    @thomasjia4703 8 лет назад +5

    that 9ers gear doe

  • @Fuinksty
    @Fuinksty 12 лет назад +1

    HAH!!!!
    "Tell your friends I spare your life today!"
    Pretty original stuff.

  • @jelloisme7520
    @jelloisme7520 9 лет назад +3

    Im Samoan, Dis is a funnie Video

  • @MrDeep0103
    @MrDeep0103 11 лет назад

    ROTFLMAO!! Love the bit where she is angry in the kitchen washing the dishes and then the watering the plants bit LMAO!! That's my mum straight upp...

  • @Tongankween310
    @Tongankween310 12 лет назад +1

    "Tell Your Friends i Spare Your Life Today!" lol :)

  • @alepinabloomfield6743
    @alepinabloomfield6743 9 лет назад +10

    Oh fugg real tongan😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @aulelei16
    @aulelei16 12 лет назад +1

    my favorite part was when the daughter is coming home late at night and the dad goes WHA!?!! SURPRISEEE!! LMAOOo!! ahahahahaha i'm half samoan and that's exactly what i used to do lols!

  • @MAMAzKAyL0W
    @MAMAzKAyL0W 12 лет назад

    LMAO @ Stay Home B4 A Man Rap Yo Ass!!Fkn CLASSIC.

  • @paeamoala8503
    @paeamoala8503 12 лет назад

    I like how the mom was like PILA LINI O MAI HO PEPA BAFFROOMOO. When the toilet paper was behind her hahahah.

  • @CriticsBabe
    @CriticsBabe 12 лет назад

    Hahaha LOL @ the "You know your dad..." and "Your mom is the devil woman..." parents always say that!

  • @islandlady637
    @islandlady637 12 лет назад +1

    Oh my gossssshhhhh I just died watching this... omg!! This is sooooooo funny!! "Wea are you Koing??" lol Thank you Silencio for making these videos and to your hecka funny friend (Sorry don't know your name). But you guys are hilarious!!! Keep it up!

  • @larablanket
    @larablanket 12 лет назад

    Too FUNNY! "Silini ke ha??!" -I can relate to that one. LOL!

  • @gizza1825
    @gizza1825 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:22 iconic🤣🤣🤣

  • @12349402
    @12349402 12 лет назад

    Aye aye aye aye aye ayeeeee... where you going, where you going??? My cuzzin sifa is hella funny!!!... :)

  • @ssrabits
    @ssrabits 12 лет назад

    you know they showed this on tv in NZ. It on a show called polyfresh. Type up : Part 2 of 2 FRESH hosted by Digby Ioane Wallaby

  • @ulafala912
    @ulafala912 12 лет назад +1

    HAHAHAH! im samoan but i can relate to this lol the tongan language seems interesting lol malo aupito

  • @jcelia09
    @jcelia09 12 лет назад

    WAS GOOD SEEING THIS CLIP COME ON FRESH TV HERE IN NZ... YAAAY!

  • @aliitasi3200
    @aliitasi3200 12 лет назад

    1:16 SUHPLISE!! Open yo eyes, OPEN YO EYES!!! hahahahaahahahahahahaha

  • @mzitchbay
    @mzitchbay 12 лет назад +1

    Do more Tongan vids please!!! So fkn funny

  • @Driftxcore
    @Driftxcore 12 лет назад

    8lmao SOOO good. *goes and watches parents for a lol*

  • @Nonakinz
    @Nonakinz 12 лет назад

    You guys need to make another video already!!! My friends and I haave been waiting :)

  • @lataifalefehi
    @lataifalefehi 12 лет назад +1

    omg i've seen tongan oldies go with their own kava cups ahahaaha

  • @cusil518
    @cusil518 12 лет назад

    @ohbabyilikeitrawr the dad also had an asian accent...which is besides the point because it was HILARIOUS! Good job!

  • @293miaesha
    @293miaesha 12 лет назад +1

    LOVE THIS!!! MAKING ME SMILE N LAUGH CAUSE IT IS SO TRUE... YOU 2 ARE HECKA VELA!!!

  • @dnbrob42
    @dnbrob42 12 лет назад +1

    I can't stop watching. Too entertaining. Great job @ silencioslap & @gstaufa!!! Im Samoan...but there were def parts that u could relate to. For example..."r u water da plants..." Hahahaaa. Thank u for the island comedic relief. @marika talivakaola: Ur hashtags r a disgrace! #StayOnUrJobHater. :)

  • @Ssseralooo
    @Ssseralooo 12 лет назад

    LMAOOOOOOOO EVERYTHING YOU DEPICTED OUR PARENTS IN THIS, WAS HELLLLLA ON POINT! LOVE THIS ONE AND THE SHIT POLY GIRLS SAY...LOL

  • @tsheffet
    @tsheffet 12 лет назад

    HAHAHAHA I love how she's like WHERE ARE YOU GOING! hahaha. my mom be doin that to all of us, ALL da Time.. lol.. and lol at how dads be trynna faikava. lol

  • @kim2161
    @kim2161 12 лет назад

    You are HECKA VELA! like HECKA FIFISI!...lol. Luvin it !

  • @LeyAnn100
    @LeyAnn100 12 лет назад

    woop woop!!! Thank you guys sooooo much for making my boring days at Uni lectures seem alot happier!! LOL LOL!!! I Have definitely found a remedy for these boring lectures! LOL!!

  • @xtinajr
    @xtinajr 12 лет назад

    HAAUEEEEEEEEEEEEE... LMFAOOO YOU GUYSS ROCK ONELOVESS ALL THE WAY FROM NEW ZEALAND!..:) LOVE IT!!!

  • @mr.whoopytheclown2701
    @mr.whoopytheclown2701 8 лет назад +2

    go teo yo frens I spare ur life 2day teo dem I stalk dem 2 lol

  • @Erena121
    @Erena121 12 лет назад +1

    This is hilarious! omg embarassed that I could relate to some of this stuff!

  • @kymonn
    @kymonn 8 лет назад +2

    I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN RELATE TO EVERYTHING!! 😂😂😂❤️❤️

    • @chanelcoco1838
      @chanelcoco1838 8 лет назад

      if y'all aren't mixed with black then why the fuck y'all got nappy hair where that shit come from

    • @tungarunakoiaang1795
      @tungarunakoiaang1795 5 лет назад

      @@chanelcoco1838 You do realise some Tongans have frizzy/curly hair?

  • @ohreally21
    @ohreally21 12 лет назад

    are you water the blants?!.....TAAHINE TAE OFA MOONI KOE!! hahaha LOVE this!!

  • @keleluh819
    @keleluh819 Год назад +1

    I’m here for 2:22 😂😂

  • @millanani
    @millanani 12 лет назад

    "YOUU KNO YO DADD...HE IS A STUPID BALDASS BUSHMAN..." HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Doddys123
    @Doddys123 12 лет назад

    omg im fijian but my mom is samoan and tongan and she is exactley like that!

  • @LeyAnn100
    @LeyAnn100 12 лет назад

    Love watching your guys videos! Keep them coming!!

  • @dvea90
    @dvea90 12 лет назад

    BUAHAHAHA! "Tell your friends I spare your life today!!"

  • @learntonganwithandrew
    @learntonganwithandrew 12 лет назад +1

    ifi maka, hahaha that just made my day!!!!!!!!!!

  • @tamasiitalavou64
    @tamasiitalavou64 12 лет назад

    "SUPPLIESSSSS!!!" Hahahahaha

  • @laniafu9171
    @laniafu9171 5 лет назад

    I have ALOT of memories with the BELT errrrrrwhere

  • @rebeccascanlan7082
    @rebeccascanlan7082 3 года назад

    The dad be open your fcking eyes

  • @tonga_stone312
    @tonga_stone312 4 года назад

    Mama has ultra instinct I swear😂😭

  • @vaini9z
    @vaini9z 12 лет назад

    "Yo mom ishhh a devil woman!" HAHAHAHAHAA

  • @samiu2poor924
    @samiu2poor924 7 лет назад +1

    Lol tell yo friends i spare you life today hahaha!!

  • @Mc3707
    @Mc3707 12 лет назад

    You wata da plants today?!
    NO!!!
    Taahine Tae Ofa! Buahahahahahahaha

  • @TalaU.
    @TalaU. 11 месяцев назад

    My teti always calling her the devil 🤣

  • @SLCTz104
    @SLCTz104 10 лет назад

    Lol ain't this the truth tho!! Lol keep em coming- yah Bella funny tho!!

  • @simBREEZY93
    @simBREEZY93 12 лет назад

    lol , i love yur videos . i really wish i had more tongan friends tho , haha . bc i love tongans !! lmfaoo , anyways yur videos are the best by far .

  • @liatuipulotu2098
    @liatuipulotu2098 12 лет назад

    Now this is what you call comedy!! lol

  • @beautypetelo
    @beautypetelo 12 лет назад

    SELA , MONE , TOA , SONI , PILA , LINI masi'i e fakapo e koe fu'u fanauu ia kuo tokolahi fau .. hahahahaha LOL

  • @fonomasaniai744
    @fonomasaniai744 5 лет назад

    OMG my dad does the has noice to all the dang time when I ask him a question 😂 this is the same thing that happens in my life OMG

  • @JaneDoe-pu9tt
    @JaneDoe-pu9tt 11 лет назад

    go..go..go and tell your friends I spare your life today...lol

  • @mansiwtc
    @mansiwtc 12 лет назад

    LMFAO ! soooo reminds me of my parents LOL ! this is sooo cracked !