During the 1947 Indo-Pak war we were just 15KM away from Lahore and Gen THimmaiah asked for just 2 days before cease fire buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt that Idiot Rose wearing Topeewalaah said "NO! COMEBACK" and that chance was lost and again during 1965 due to International pressure Sri Shasatriji was compelled to call our forces back. And because Lahore was the capital Pakistan would have become non existent. Pakistan learn't it's lesson and shifted it's capital to Islamabad.
No Sindhi is half Pakistani....we lived in undivided India and left that part of the world to live in our country called India at the time of partition. Simple and sweet. We chose to leave a state and join a country...Sindhi always look at a bigger picture. We agreed to suffer poverty but did not leave our religion and country.
I am talking about half Pakistani. We are Indian Sindhis n if someone gonna call us half Pakistani, he gonna get a tight slap from Indian Sindhis. My ancestors left that part of the world much before it became Pakistan or not accepting as our country at the time of partition.
Kapil is boring these days. He was good when was under competition with other comedians. He was brighter in Comedy Circus and gradually diminishing with his own shows. His idea of man dressed like ladies reminds me comedy from from late 60s 70s movie. Does that appeal to anybody now-a-days? I wonder. One hour of same characters doing the same kind of fun everyday, no wonder every body gets bored. Also, I don't like the idea of interviewing celebrities. Most of the time celebrities talking isn't funny. Comedy circus was pure fun from the beginning till end. ------------------------------- Shop Smartly www.shopatgoodprice.com
u r just amazing . after watching ur videos I just can't stop laughing fr at least 10 mins . really amazing . wht a sense of humour nd timing . really awesome man
I was fortunate to watch the ceremony at Wagah on both sides. After returning from visiting my friends in India, our train got delayed an we missed the border crossing time. While the Indian authorities got internal approvals to let us pass, we spent the time watching the ceremony from the Indian side. I can tell you one thing, we could hear Pakistan Zindabad from the taxi stand outside Wagah. We had to wait for the ceremony to be over before being allowed to pass (special permission was granted). As the public left, it was really heart warming to see the soldiers on both sides talking to each other and cracking jokes. It was such a beautiful atmosphere. Just like any neighbours would talk over the fence. Lots of love from Pakistan and I hope both countries can come together.
Only one word Superb!! Superb!! Some Pakistani is burnt here & started dividing us on Hindu Muslim Sikh line. No need to reply them brothers, it will give them unnecessary attention, that is actually they want.
The best comedy always comes from experience and reality of life. Hundred of stuffs that people do not catch or notice are caught on a daily basis by these comedian. I would love to be a part of this group and spent time. I am sure my life will be better then does rich spoiled brats of Chinese bureaucrats. Please keep up the good work. Its like keeping humanity happy.
china people went on second day... it was valley area.... nobody goes there.... and as soon as we heard of it we remove them... video on youtube watch it ... didnt know about nepalis... although all nepalis are in india..we gave them shelter during crisis... anyway they depend on us
Atul khatri! I am Impressed. Watched some of your videos and i must say, you're the best. And specially your this video is damn entertaining, laughed out Loud😂👍🏼 keep doing the great work.
kis india per man hai ap ko preeti singh g jis ap k harmander sab gurdwary ko 1984 mein Amry shoes or tank or barood sy pamal kia tha kitny sikh women and men and child mar diy thy kia bhol gai hen ap ap kis chery sy aj apny guru k darbar jati ho k tarangy k kiy zulm or apny sikhun k khun ka insaf nai ly saky or aj bi ap log un logun ki kubari ko zaya ker rahy ho jinhu ny khalistan ka sapna dekha tha singh g socho khalistan k liy apni azadi k liy tranga ap ko khalsa nai janta wo community janta hai ap ko khalistan banao khalsa pehchan banao
The best stand up ever!!!!! awesome guys....ah thodi aur iski videos bhi daal do...aur sahil shah..ki..bhi.....hafte mein kum se kum do teen daala karo....keep up the good work
Best part 2:05 fully agree.. Indians use those songs and dialogues for Pakistan that sometimes we think that how we don't know about this.. And believe me that thing was never exists in pakistan .. All credit goes to Indian media for showing another pakistan to imdians
india and nepal already has a free border and so does india and bangladesh.........pakistan has to look within its own country and introspect where it all went wrong!!!
He said "more", and Mr. Atul Khatri didnt make any joke on India yet. I am still 100% sure you didn't get what I said, try figuring out what just happened with you. PS: For your hint, you made a joke on yourself. ~Jai Hind.
smartass he did joke on Indian ... even the Pakistani started singing with us, in fact, they knew lyrics better than us chuutiyoon haath main naheen aankh main bhur lo paani 😀😀😀😜😜😜 GAY HIND! 😃😃😃😀😀😀 AB KARTAY RAHOO COMMENT MERAY LUND SAY BY FOREVER !
Cheap patriotism is the enemy of good humor. Ask any person with a sense of humor and they'll tell you that the jest of humor is making fun of the in-group rather than pandering to it. It is easy to make people laugh when they want to laugh at someone. It is harder to make one laugh at themselves. -- A Bored Pakistani.
Dude. To be fair he made fun of Indians too. It's comic relief. Take it easy! Seems to me that your sense of patriotism for your own country got in the way of you and the levity of the skit!
Dude's got a point. It's because we are too over the top with our sentiments. Watch Daniel Fernandes. One of those indian stand up comedian whose satirical take on indian issues is funny.
Shubhodeep Paul he can do it becuz he's indian. besides he makes fun of every race, mostly on chinese actually. The only race he leaves is whites, because they form his core audience. That plus he's a wannabe white.
Just happy to be born free of cost in the largest democracy of the world . Was epic 😂😂👍
I fell off my chair when he said "Akraman" :-))
Pxoxoxst123 I
me too
Same here 😂😂😂
I just imagined the think..
Akraman and was running towards pakistan to make that India again
+learn islam attack
As a Chinese I want to ask whether the 'Italian' part in the show comes from Sonia Gandhi?
*****
thank you!
刘世拓 seems you have more information than we have.....
刘世拓
Arnab Roy your big neighbour is watching you...：）
blueman24 I hope I could but I don't understand his Hindi（or Urdu?) lines and some specific parts only could be got by Indians.
"i only eat Italian" it was dope!
What did he mean by that?? Wheres the pun in that!? Could anyone explain pls
Former PM MaunMohan was puppet of Italian Sonia gandhi and pizza is italian.hope it helps
Vivek Sonar thanks bro
i don't think he exactly meant pizza
the word is vagina!
one of the best works of an Indian comedian on pakistan and china.. :P his timing was pretty good too... and some of the best punches as well :D
धरर giz biz recepe
श
On India too
We would have captured Islamabad and Lahore just with dslr and handycam 😂😂
Sir, your narration and tone is so good, I think you are 40 years young
During the 1947 Indo-Pak war we were just 15KM away from Lahore and Gen THimmaiah asked for just 2 days before cease fire buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuttttt that Idiot Rose wearing Topeewalaah said "NO! COMEBACK" and that chance was lost and again during 1965 due to International pressure Sri Shasatriji was compelled to call our forces back. And because Lahore was the capital Pakistan would have become non existent. Pakistan learn't it's lesson and shifted it's capital to Islamabad.
@@harshabiliangady3211 idiot
@@harshabiliangady3211 Lahore was never Pakistan's capital
It is the capital of punjab province only
😅🤣🤣🤣
@@hafsakhan8204 ok thank you for letting me know. God Bless you.
According to me the funniest line was when he said 'akraman' I lost my shit there
Yes. 😂😂🤣😂
Mahabharat 2.0
somewhere in the tora Bora mountains in Afghanistan, bhencho yeh "JAI" kisne bola 😂😂😂😂
No Sindhi is half Pakistani....we lived in undivided India and left that part of the world to live in our country called India at the time of partition. Simple and sweet. We chose to leave a state and join a country...Sindhi always look at a bigger picture. We agreed to suffer poverty but did not leave our religion and country.
+dreamloverformi not true , i am a sindhi 100% pakistani and proud as AF ! PAKISTAN ZINDABAD !!!!!!
You must be fun at parties.
I am talking about half Pakistani. We are Indian Sindhis n if someone gonna call us half Pakistani, he gonna get a tight slap from Indian Sindhis. My ancestors left that part of the world much before it became Pakistan or not accepting as our country at the time of partition.
Ranjit you are not? My sympathies r with you.First understand others point of view n than apply your bloody sarcasm.
I wouldn't know, I'm not a party person.
100000000 times better than the kapil sharma show !!!!!
Sumit Rathor kapil started from here only.He didnt earn that fame overnight
rock 123 kapil sharma is not only the one person who is entertaining in the show .
I am a very big fan of the standup of kapil sharma too .
Kapil is boring these days. He was good when was under competition with other comedians. He was brighter in Comedy Circus and gradually diminishing with his own shows. His idea of man dressed like ladies reminds me comedy from from late 60s 70s movie. Does that appeal to anybody now-a-days? I wonder. One hour of same characters doing the same kind of fun everyday, no wonder every body gets bored. Also, I don't like the idea of interviewing celebrities. Most of the time celebrities talking isn't funny. Comedy circus was pure fun from the beginning till end.
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Sumit Rathor that show is for idiots.
***** i agree
lata jee aman ki asha's elder sister haha nailed it. lots of love from karachi
Usama KHan
Thanks. Love from Mumbai.
Chinese crossing Indian border isn't as outrageous as a Rickshaw crossing Bandra barrier
"I only eat Italian" - This took the show ..
Awesome!
ATUL is the only guy from EIC brings real laughter...
Ya..Depth is his joke is way depth.Class act
I feel sahil shah is great too
Azeem and sahil is also good
Sorabh pant was the best
You must be of his age that's y you enjoyed the most
that jai kisne bola yaaar le gaya bhai tu 😂😂😂😂
love from pakistan 😂
bhai.... kahi to nafarat mat failao yar..
Armughan Ahmed regards from India too , 😊😊😊
Regards from India too
Tu to confirm chutya ha
@@syedshah3564 #pkmkb
I think I just saw Atul Khatri in an haywards 5000 advertisement. Hit like if you did too.
like
yes
as a judge
dekha par like kyu kare?
+Anshuman Madhav Hahahaha. good one
i like the way he says bc
bhencho
yea i know right😂
+Purva cg You are genius
Love it 😂
more or less like the army brats say
That was truly amazing!
Chah gaya....i am from pakistan...too good
Pakistan unbanned RUclips a couple of months ago, right?
+Pratik Khatri yes :)
+Adv King Okay ;)
glad You enjoyed it greetings from India .
Mashallah.........
u r just amazing . after watching ur videos I just can't stop laughing fr at least 10 mins . really amazing . wht a sense of humour nd timing . really awesome man
The "Jai kisne bola.. Jai kisne bola" part left me in splits! :"D
This becomes more and more relatable as time passes
"i only eat Italian" Classic!
Atul Khatri is one of the best stand-up comedians India has ever produced ! epic 😂😂👍
Manmohan Singh likes Italian :-) :-) :-)
Naina R :p
I was fortunate to watch the ceremony at Wagah on both sides. After returning from visiting my friends in India, our train got delayed an we missed the border crossing time. While the Indian authorities got internal approvals to let us pass, we spent the time watching the ceremony from the Indian side. I can tell you one thing, we could hear Pakistan Zindabad from the taxi stand outside Wagah. We had to wait for the ceremony to be over before being allowed to pass (special permission was granted). As the public left, it was really heart warming to see the soldiers on both sides talking to each other and cracking jokes. It was such a beautiful atmosphere. Just like any neighbours would talk over the fence. Lots of love from Pakistan and I hope both countries can come together.
Yo brAh actually I luv that
and I am Pakistani
+FuRQaN MaZHaR
Peace :)
+VenuVenu yep : ) peace
Yea because we are beautiful indians are jealous.
+Annie Shah hahah really 😂
+Asmita Chatterjee no doubt
Only one word Superb!! Superb!! Some Pakistani is burnt here & started dividing us on Hindu Muslim Sikh line. No need to reply them brothers, it will give them unnecessary attention, that is actually they want.
Ha Ha .. Aakraman .. love that.. good going
Fab man Can't stop laughing ... Hats off
sir, i must say,, you are one of the best stand up comedians...
Outright best standup ever...🔥🔥🔥
Especially the India -Pakistan part...✨✨
bc is the national word of us
Shubham Oza bro its also ders national word 😉
sahi bola BC
*north indian word
Bhai just awesome kya dhoya hai .Aakraman was just awesome
The best comedy always comes from experience and reality of life. Hundred of stuffs that people do not catch or notice are caught on a daily basis by these comedian. I would love to be a part of this group and spent time. I am sure my life will be better then does rich spoiled brats of Chinese bureaucrats.
Please keep up the good work. Its like keeping humanity happy.
china people went on second day... it was valley area.... nobody goes there.... and as soon as we heard of it we remove them... video on youtube watch it ... didnt know about nepalis... although all nepalis are in india..we gave them shelter during crisis... anyway they depend on us
Nice, very subtle jab at the end on Singh and Sonia. Excellent as usual from Atul
Atul khatri! I am Impressed. Watched some of your videos and i must say, you're the best. And specially your this video is damn entertaining, laughed out Loud😂👍🏼 keep doing the great work.
Love it, Atul, Please make a little longer clips. Ye, Dil Barta Nahi.
This is the best video from EIC! 😊
kis india per man hai ap ko preeti singh g jis ap k harmander sab gurdwary ko 1984 mein Amry shoes or tank or barood sy pamal kia tha kitny sikh women and men and child mar diy thy kia bhol gai hen ap
ap kis chery sy aj apny guru k darbar jati ho k tarangy k kiy zulm or apny sikhun k khun ka insaf nai ly saky or aj bi ap log un logun ki kubari ko zaya ker rahy ho jinhu ny khalistan ka sapna dekha tha
singh g socho khalistan k liy apni azadi k liy tranga ap ko khalsa nai janta wo community janta hai ap ko khalistan banao khalsa pehchan banao
+adnan jutt Jello Pakistani Spotted! #Beware, they still think they won '65 and '71 lol
+adnan jutt all u need is a shaved goat n a bottle of oil. thooooo
Adnan Randhawa
Muslim hu Indian bhi hu tera comment pad ke ek hi baat bolunga
"Acha hai pakistani nahi hu" lol
Thank-you for the really fantastic video. I am looking forward to enjoying some more of your youtube videos real shortly.
too hilarious... one of the best stand ups ever seen....!!
The best stand up ever!!!!! awesome guys....ah thodi aur iski videos bhi daal do...aur sahil shah..ki..bhi.....hafte mein kum se kum do teen daala karo....keep up the good work
epic you guys should make a 2 hour special . Anyway Jai hind
Best part 2:05 fully agree.. Indians use those songs and dialogues for Pakistan that sometimes we think that how we don't know about this.. And believe me that thing was never exists in pakistan .. All credit goes to Indian media for showing another pakistan to imdians
5:41 "When Atul Khatri was not a Liberandu Era"
Um do u even know the meaning of a liberal, I bet u f ing don't
Superb deliver.... Fresh every time i watch...
Pak ppl are really eager to come & earn in India. Look at films, tv, crickt matches, other sports etc. Jai Hind!
Mr. Khatri your fans are asking for more....Your one liners are damn good.
MMS-"who ordered chinese,I only eat Italian!!" ROFL
This content is seriously 'GENIUS'.
Cheers from Pakistan 😆😆😆
+Raj Tiwari ... hahaha tum jaise chutiyon ki wajah se India ko galiyan parti hain..
+Raj Tiwari damn you are such insane and cheap person ! sadly we have insane like you in our India
+Raj tiwari u do not deserve to be in india with this kind of attitude ....... pls.......respect others.....
people like Raj Tiwari mmake India's head down with shame
JustaMotherofOne Please don't get Bhavuk its comedy !!! and don't get patriotic about it lol we all are as well...
3 years later... this stuff is even more relatable
bc..who order chinese..u nailed it bro
Love u sir ... u r amazing ...awosome ...I'm writing this inbetween watching vedio I can't control my laugh 😂😂😂
Sir, you are soooo funny, its a pity we cannot like a video twice !!
I had watched all your videos sir. They are amazingly simple much love to watch them agn and agn.
I long for the day in my lifetime that our borders will be open, just like Norway and Sweden's. thats not too much to ask. :/
It is not too much to ask. I see it happening within next 30-40 years.
They already are open
india and nepal already has a free border and so does india and bangladesh.........pakistan has to look within its own country and introspect where it all went wrong!!!
II Cosmic Ocean II Lol. Thank You Captain Obvious.
Haan so that India gets filled with Pakistani refugees. No thanks we're okay with closed borders.
Gr8 comedy....just luv it!!
Haha haha
I fell of laughing at
" I only eat Italian "
Hats off
superb. love u Atul ji
atul sachme khatri h re 😝😝
Simply awesome
Swaraj Patil
Khatri meaning what?
Belzebù phenomenal !!
Belzebù-usa, former mr. india रुस्तमे-हिंद sindhi warrior.
Mind blowing.... Must watch....
Hilarious.. :D :D Just shared it. ;)
it's awesomely hilarious. I m newly married, and still saying can watch you all night long instead......
absolutely amazing video I ever watched.....
I was surprised when I came to know Atul Khatri is ASoftware engineer
he is CEO of a company too
***** Google karke dekh le damru. Pata chal jaega kaun MAD hai 😂
Waise agar pun intended tha to maaf kia 😂
ayush Jain no surprise most of the stand up comedians are engineers
Wow
OMG, ROFL literally, THE BESTTTTT, you are too good man, keep it up, thank you. :)
More jokes on Pakistan and China,please
And also Indians
He said "more", and Mr. Atul Khatri didnt make any joke on India yet.
I am still 100% sure you didn't get what I said, try figuring out what just happened with you.
PS: For your hint, you made a joke on yourself.
~Jai Hind.
driftspark I made a joke on myself? How?
Here,is one of the 50-100 bored pakistanis.
smartass he did joke on Indian ... even the Pakistani started singing with us, in fact, they knew lyrics better than us chuutiyoon haath main naheen aankh main bhur lo paani 😀😀😀😜😜😜 GAY HIND! 😃😃😃😀😀😀 AB KARTAY RAHOO COMMENT MERAY LUND SAY BY FOREVER !
Terrific!! Watched 100s if time!!
He looks like mr bean😂
Heck yeah 😂😂
Excellent content and above all beyond compare presentation.
Within 15 minutes captured Islamabad 🤟🤙🤙..way to right
Great stuff, Atul. Keep it coming.
can we come there pls......can we come there pls......this line made me a little sad for pakistanis
VaishnavGuitar no dude we are love your country its clean.
that's the sad state of their country...may be we shud ask trump to build a wall for us too....
Indians laughing on Indians' joke abt Pakistan 🤣🤣🤣
superb! simply mind blowing
0:21 My dad was ALWAYS born in India
Awesome Atul... Hilarious MaaShaaAllah...
Janaab haath me nahi Aankh me bharlo paani...
In 15 mins we would have captured Lahore and Islamabad...
post the full one fellows. Only people in mumbai can visit - what of people from other cities - kuch tho rhehem karo
Awesome dude!! Keep it up
This guy is a Fucking LEGEND !!
mitesh kankariya it just ok
I wish more uncles were like him! ❤
I only eat italian😂😂😂😂😂😂
I eat pussy only.
best 6 mins. of comedy I've seen so far :)
Cheap patriotism is the enemy of good humor. Ask any person with a sense of humor and they'll tell you that the jest of humor is making fun of the in-group rather than pandering to it. It is easy to make people laugh when they want to laugh at someone. It is harder to make one laugh at themselves. -- A Bored Pakistani.
Dude. To be fair he made fun of Indians too. It's comic relief. Take it easy! Seems to me that your sense of patriotism for your own country got in the way of you and the levity of the skit!
Dude's got a point. It's because we are too over the top with our sentiments. Watch Daniel Fernandes. One of those indian stand up comedian whose satirical take on indian issues is funny.
Then you haven't watch Peter Russells making fun of Indians.
+Shubhodeep Paul *Russells Peter
Shubhodeep Paul he can do it becuz he's indian. besides he makes fun of every race, mostly on chinese actually.
The only race he leaves is whites, because they form his core audience. That plus he's a wannabe white.
Hats off to you sir... Awesome & so very precise, nailed it
🤣🤣👏👏👏👏
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Pakistani Reactions Bhai mat. Pehle America ke log, phir UK, phir Russia, sab be react kiya. Pakistan nahi please.
nai yar boring hai, do baar bc bolnay ko comedy nai khty !
Pakistani Reactions yes
u already watched it what reaction will u give now
You already watched
Where can I see more of his videos ? Especially that South Mumbai satire...Laughed my a** off..:)
What does he mean by that?
dont you know i only eat italian
Fabbbb.. so amazing ...👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Supriya K this is ultimate xD
sahi.....
Awesome man, loved ur wit
Akraman 😂😂😂
Nice content brother, without any provoking language for the other side of the border
PLEASE COME TO INDORE GUYS!
Vivek Tiwari Hmmmmm
lol... bhot sahi bhai... the last punch - Epic
Pakistani fast bowlers have brilliant runups, because you have to run fast after planting bombs.
Atul you are one of the greatest inspiration for youngsters to follow their dream
italian😂😂😂😂
you are awesome man....
5:40 bench8d who order chinese haha :D :D
Hahahha..... best comedy ever heard on pakistani and india... jst loved it... awesome