Terminal Velocity - Hitman 2 Subscriber Contracts

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 321

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 5 лет назад +422

    Fook, Moony, don't you get it? You have so much trouble throwing the reporters off of things because gravity isn't real.

    • @stevethebarbarian9876
      @stevethebarbarian9876 5 лет назад +27

      *Do you believe in Gravity?*
      "Nah mang, not really."

    • @quickslicknick5484
      @quickslicknick5484 4 года назад +8

      Gravity? That thing still works?

    • @HittMadd
      @HittMadd 4 года назад +7

      QuickSlick Nick well it had stopped working for a few days but the devs patched it

    • @saiyanwarrior3895
      @saiyanwarrior3895 2 месяца назад

      my cousin said holly fuck that man whent for a long slide all way to hell 21:28 this guy going even further away 22:15 his body is problably going to be found hitchikers next morning

    • @saiyanwarrior3895
      @saiyanwarrior3895 2 месяца назад

      moony hhow hell did that guy telport is he a wizard 28:57

  • @slinky_malinki5330
    @slinky_malinki5330 5 лет назад +61

    Handyman: *doesn't cooperate.*
    bigMooney06: *CAMEER!*

  • @quinn5213
    @quinn5213 5 лет назад +256

    You inspired me to get hitman and hitman 2. An inspiration to the masses

    • @Anriandor
      @Anriandor 5 лет назад +1

      Is it a notable difference between the 1st season and Hitman 2? I only bought Hitman 2 Gold with the Legacy that includes Hitman 1 but haven't actually played the original Hitman.

    • @quinn5213
      @quinn5213 5 лет назад +10

      @@Anriandor the first season set the groundwork but the newer maps are definitely brighter, especially miami

    • @221Prohunter
      @221Prohunter 5 лет назад +14

      @@Anriandor Not really, they changed a small bit of the original maps between Hitman 2016 and Hitman 2 like removing some awful challenges and replacing them with decent ones, adding bushes (since they weren't in the first game), and the new mechanics like the briefcase didn't exist in the first one.

    • @franivanmatakovic2419
      @franivanmatakovic2419 5 лет назад +6

      me too the mass murder of Sapienza inspired me lol what a lad

    • @quinn5213
      @quinn5213 5 лет назад +5

      @@franivanmatakovic2419 yeah, mass *murder* inspiration

  • @Hhesu
    @Hhesu 5 лет назад +370

    Yey thanks for playing my contract!

    • @Hhesu
      @Hhesu 5 лет назад +41

      Sadly you didn't manage to find the way to do it but basically I just dragged the female reporter to the place where the other two guys were through the balcony and the kitchen. I didn't even use that window you did because fall over the railing at the stairs was good enough but you found another way. :D

    • @AlphaLeader42
      @AlphaLeader42 5 лет назад +2

      @@Hhesu would it work if you lured her and pushed her, if you can't dump her I doubt you can push though

    • @Hhesu
      @Hhesu 5 лет назад +3

      @@AlphaLeader42 I mean the other stairs where the two guys were. Somehow that railing works. Just like only the other window worked too. I really don't know why is it like that.

    • @AlphaLeader42
      @AlphaLeader42 5 лет назад

      @@Hhesu I kinda meant tossing coins to the window where Mooney went originally but yeah maybe it's because of the stone fence preventing a successful push

    • @Hhesu
      @Hhesu 5 лет назад

      @@AlphaLeader42 Ah ok well I doubt that. If you can't dump the body you probably can't push the person either. Feel free to try though.

  • @Charles_Anthony
    @Charles_Anthony 5 лет назад +188

    Mooney is back for another round of pain. Let's hope these subscribers go easy on him this time. And if not, well, we'll all have a laugh at how absurd these contracts really are.
    No detection. No changing disguises. No incapacitations. No chance.

    • @boopersroom
      @boopersroom 5 лет назад +6

      If not 47 will hunt them down and they will be coco pops

    • @felixweinlinger
      @felixweinlinger 5 лет назад +3

      Bigmooney is not the one who fells the pain he is the one who dishes it out

  • @yohanshane3695
    @yohanshane3695 5 лет назад +88

    Back to the good old days of subscriber contracts . Hitman 2016 sapienza brought me here

  • @MuchWhittering
    @MuchWhittering 5 лет назад +78

    If your target spots you and you then kill them before they can report you, you get SA back. Might make things less frustrating.

  • @greenmeat1270
    @greenmeat1270 5 лет назад +70

    33:30 aye, pop him in the freezer, his brain's a popsicle and he's coco pops

    • @mrgay3887
      @mrgay3887 4 года назад +4

      Green Meat i read that as “aye, poop him in the freezer”

    • @djh1397
      @djh1397 3 года назад

      THE COCOPOPS

  • @BelleVanSchijndel
    @BelleVanSchijndel 5 лет назад +39

    As for the thrown distractions: since Hitman 2, they won't follow a second distraction until they're done investigating the first.

    • @Gofakara_100
      @Gofakara_100 4 года назад

      also if another person near the throwing noise,the 1 you want will ignore the noise.

    • @conradandrew825
      @conradandrew825 3 года назад +1

      Unless it's a coin. Brings power back to the coins that were almost pointless in 1

  • @thewonderfulshrimp3029
    @thewonderfulshrimp3029 5 лет назад +110

    The second you said, “This vídeos been brought to you by...” I thought you were a hundred percent gonna say Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @AgentTasmania
      @AgentTasmania 4 года назад +5

      How dare you

    • @TeemoQuinton
      @TeemoQuinton 3 года назад +5

      Not a bad thing if it keeps your favorite creators payed

  • @dwight3555
    @dwight3555 5 лет назад +31

    bigMooney, do you know how NPCs react to thrown items? They will follow once any item if they're in a calm state and hear the noise, but won't follow another random item noise as long as they are investigating the previous sound, the only exception to this is coins, which resets their search instantly.
    Also if they see you throwing the item, they will not follow the sound, as such it's always a good idea to sneak before you throw the item, just in case.

  • @frankie4294
    @frankie4294 5 лет назад +31

    "ya wanna put the dongle in me"-BigMooney 2019

  • @ServantOfOdin
    @ServantOfOdin 5 лет назад +22

    Just last week, I had a very chilling situation at work (retail store). I heard a coin drop precisely like in Hitman. Now having only watched your vids, my mind immediately went "Oh crap, he's on a Kill-all spree again!" SO I decided to be the particular guy that doesn't adhere to the rules and doesn't get attracted by the sound of coins dropping. Though surprisingly, I did not encounter any large piles of bodies.........

  • @dr_tails658
    @dr_tails658 5 лет назад +77

    Why don't you spend a couple videos just completing challenges/opportunities to complete mastery just to unlock everything in at least the legacy missions? Maybe as a chill/mellow livestream?

    • @jcdenton2187
      @jcdenton2187 4 года назад +2

      9 months later, but i second this

  • @crowpowter3507
    @crowpowter3507 5 лет назад +5

    Nice touch on the rouge thumbnail 👀

  • @yakuzasubstory
    @yakuzasubstory 5 лет назад +54

    Can't wait for the island 🏖

    • @Kenobi_Cowboy
      @Kenobi_Cowboy 5 лет назад +2

      Big Mooney on an island- and NO ONE CAN LEAVE. It'll be good times.

  • @alexisborder
    @alexisborder 5 лет назад +4

    You should share stories of your adventures as a security guard to your Patreaon users.
    Seriously though, I have LOADS of respect for security guards. They get paid shit to do a very, VERY hard job. A security guard at the grocery store I work at had a knife pulled at him because he was stopping a guy from stealing a Powerade. Good on ya, bigMooney, you have even more admiration from me.

  • @ophios
    @ophios 5 лет назад +11

    9:46 Bigmooney in "The defenestration situation"

  • @Kyrinson
    @Kyrinson 5 лет назад +3

    @5:36 "... They seem to know everybody inside and out, everywhere..." I believe its called a "Cavity Search"

  • @Jackson5268
    @Jackson5268 4 года назад +4

    that rouge joke got me for 10 minutes straight. absolutely hilarious.

  • @tylerwatter7269
    @tylerwatter7269 5 лет назад +27

    I think you were meant to lure the woman reporter to the window and use the push prompt

  • @pax8948
    @pax8948 5 лет назад +6

    How dare RUclips take the check from this GODLY ACCENT

  • @browniettv824
    @browniettv824 5 лет назад +6

    been watching this guy for the last 3 years and i must say he is just too good bro keep it up man

  • @peteandjoelgamingassociati7150
    @peteandjoelgamingassociati7150 5 лет назад +35

    Hell yes. My favorite Scotsman and RUclipsr. You're the shit, keep it up. P.s your edits are rib breakin hilarious

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap 4 года назад +11

    “Can You Smell It? The B E A N S ?”

  • @Langlin22
    @Langlin22 5 лет назад +30

    The first one is literally just Isaac Newton Assassination Mission.

    • @TITANia69420
      @TITANia69420 5 лет назад +4

      Little did we know, Newton was the client.

    • @syphon_9892
      @syphon_9892 4 года назад

      @@TITANia69420 Putting contracts out on people, while he travels through time 😅

  • @nanoqht285
    @nanoqht285 5 лет назад +5

    26:09
    “Nails, I need one more pill.”

  • @arriva268
    @arriva268 5 лет назад +34

    If I was in hitman 2
    *HEARS SOUND*
    me: nope nope nope nope
    *walks away*

    • @tianamaycry
      @tianamaycry 5 лет назад +2

      If I was in hitman 2:
      *Hears coin drop*
      me: Oh thank fuck, please don't just knock me out!

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 5 лет назад +15

    Well thats my evening entertainment sorted. Cheers BigMooney!

  • @shrivvlez5883
    @shrivvlez5883 5 лет назад +3

    This is simply the best gaming channel to ever exist.

  • @charlesloftusjr
    @charlesloftusjr 5 лет назад +3

    Hey, look at the sky when you do the HAVEN KE challenge. I think there's an Easter egg I found when doing it.... and it is hilarious. McGraw will be proud

  • @timokurka8742
    @timokurka8742 5 лет назад +10

    Was about to go sleeping, then notification came up. Who needs sleep? Hitman it is!

    • @matthewwarburton2081
      @matthewwarburton2081 5 лет назад +1

      R/engrish

    • @timokurka8742
      @timokurka8742 5 лет назад +1

      @@matthewwarburton2081 Haha yeah...I see what happened there. I'll leave it to scare others. But thanks for giving a hint :)

    • @marshahammack4503
      @marshahammack4503 5 лет назад +1

      You was going to go to bed at 4:39.

  • @Expatriate1977
    @Expatriate1977 4 года назад +1

    it sucks that you can not get credit for all the unlocks in hitman when starting hitman 2 but i love both games and it is in large part due to you Mooney. Thanks man!

  • @nickitysplit1232
    @nickitysplit1232 5 лет назад +3

    14:14 lmao the music played at the right time

  • @artagant
    @artagant 5 лет назад +6

    Thank you so much for always making me laugh. I really love your videos.

  • @DonaldD02
    @DonaldD02 5 лет назад +2

    Soon as I heard 'new map' my only thoughts are going to 'Kill all challenge when?' Hope everyone else thinking same thing :) Keep up the content, love the accent and your own play on things.

  • @matty8952
    @matty8952 4 года назад +5

    Mooney, you have to wait for the question mark above their head to go away first, and then you throw the object a second time.

  • @danielsanz5403
    @danielsanz5403 5 лет назад +7

    I can't wait for the new map and the kill everyone challenge
    And thanks to came back

  • @brunomenezes9011
    @brunomenezes9011 5 лет назад +1

    The whole idea behind this contract was very good.

  • @KaiM2583
    @KaiM2583 4 года назад +2

    Literal tears listening to him read the intro to the second contract.

  • @WyattFromCanada
    @WyattFromCanada 5 лет назад +7

    I cant wait to see agent 47 to pile up the bodies in the maldives

  • @dvdv7777
    @dvdv7777 3 года назад +2

    That Miami contract is infuriating. You need to subdue the cook and waiter in the kitchen, then carry the unconscious reporters through the corridor with the large glass window, through the kitchen, and then to that one single room with the window where you _can_ throw them out. This is the only way to finish that contract with a SA rating. It makes no sense whatsoever.
    I am convinced this was done on purpose just to mess with bigmooney 😛

  • @EdwardNavu
    @EdwardNavu 4 года назад +1

    19:20 Due (to) an unforeseen incident at the ICA, 47 was contaminated and being painted rouge on his whole body, rendered him unsuitable for any missions, and therefore forced him to go rogue and exile to Japan while waiting for his red skin to shed away, returning to his original complexion. During his exile, he got rid of his rouge skin but he has also grown bored.......

  • @danh2246
    @danh2246 5 лет назад +4

    top video as always mate ,defo the best youtube channel about. "Ya going doown ya speccy bastard" hahahahahahahaha fkin ace,Bring on the kill everyone haven island

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 5 лет назад +2

    It would be awesome if you made a series of you just getting the mastery maxed out. Your commentary would be hilarious with the different challenges.

  • @ralphenrile2793
    @ralphenrile2793 5 лет назад +1

    Thank you for blessing my day with your videos, amazing!

  • @RikiYamashita
    @RikiYamashita 5 лет назад +1

    Woo! Riki Yamashita! I live forever. Best birthday gift. bigMooney you're the best as you're sincere as all the fans who support ya.

  • @PeterLedergerber
    @PeterLedergerber 4 месяца назад

    20:29 for those that want to know this, The letter "Ø" is a character used in various alphabets, particularly in Danish, Norwegian, and Faroese languages. Here's a bit more detail about it:
    Danish and Norwegian: In Danish and Norwegian, "Ø" is a vowel and represents a sound similar to the English "ur" in "burn" or the "ir" in "bird." It is used in words like "øl" (beer) and "sø" (lake).
    Faroese: In Faroese, "Ø" is also a vowel but can represent a slightly different sound depending on its use in words.
    Usage in Other Contexts: Sometimes, "Ø" is used in non-Scandinavian contexts for stylistic purposes or to give a Nordic feel to a brand or name.
    In summary, "Ø" is not just a stylized letter but an actual character used in specific languages to represent certain vowel sounds.

  • @DrHolmesPhD
    @DrHolmesPhD 5 лет назад +6

    Speedrun the masteries and I'll hop on that patreon

  • @drunkenhobo8020
    @drunkenhobo8020 5 лет назад +3

    40:08 But Big Mooney, I think you'll find you also did these contracts at _break neck_ pace.

  • @titanjakob1056
    @titanjakob1056 5 лет назад +8

    Have they Met Newton?
    No? well there about to

  • @travissmith9934
    @travissmith9934 2 года назад

    I love you Mooney man
    Going through your playlists trying to find videos I haven’t watched yet
    Not many of those left mate

  • @connorlambert8916
    @connorlambert8916 5 лет назад +1

    Hitmans ☯️ thank you for being a badman! All love Mooney

  • @nathandocherty5419
    @nathandocherty5419 5 лет назад +7

    7:50 99% sure the filler npcs can compromise you they just dont go and get guards

    • @bigMooney06
      @bigMooney06  5 лет назад +4

      I thought I'd test the waters haha.

  • @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266
    @chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266 5 лет назад +23

    Here's my question. What are a bunch a "reporters" claiming that gravity isn't real doing at a racing event?

    • @bigMooney06
      @bigMooney06  5 лет назад +36

      Dying. Apparently.

    • @stingersplash
      @stingersplash 5 лет назад +2

      It's almost as if the person making the contract didn't really think it through...

    • @jessedale4287
      @jessedale4287 5 лет назад +12

      They ddn't grasp the gravity of the event

    • @EdwardNavu
      @EdwardNavu 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/UMIglW-hlVs/видео.html
      Here's an example (sort of). Gravity deniers will try to conjecture workarounds, so that they can live their life despite all the denial.

  • @tmbottegal
    @tmbottegal 5 лет назад +7

    Edit: Never mind. The wee tick is still there, on desktop.

  • @RinoaAngelwings696
    @RinoaAngelwings696 5 лет назад +4

    I'm waiting for Kill everyone challenge in Hitman 2 on Haven Island! 😂 Btw I love your channel you are so damn funny! 👍

  • @maxmuenchow
    @maxmuenchow 5 лет назад +4

    It may sound weird but I would marry your voice.

  • @eliiemae6842
    @eliiemae6842 5 лет назад +3

    4 hitman's out of 12 😂😂😂❤️

  • @zlomun7459
    @zlomun7459 5 лет назад

    That one guy knows what your doing, that's why he didn't want to go towards your hammer.. until he finally decided to take a look

  • @jeansebastienjodoin
    @jeansebastienjodoin 5 лет назад +2

    Love how you say my name, make me laugh. Good accent. Nice vid btw.

  • @jackbain7805
    @jackbain7805 5 лет назад +1

    Great vid as usual

  • @jwm3244
    @jwm3244 5 лет назад

    Appreciate the videos bud.. Always a good laugh watching your hitman videos

  • @jckviv7531
    @jckviv7531 5 лет назад

    I literally worship your hitman uploads

  • @whitestriderable
    @whitestriderable 5 лет назад +2

    I can't wait for the new map and your "kill everyone challenge"!

  • @Egurius3
    @Egurius3 5 лет назад +2

    Awesome vid as always! Btw are you going to continue Black Mesa at any point or is the series over now?

  • @anthonynib8795
    @anthonynib8795 5 лет назад +2

    Mooney in Sapienza made me strangely nostalgic
    Is it ok to be nostalgic about rage and murder?

  • @syphon_9892
    @syphon_9892 4 года назад

    I like that random conversation by the npc at 22:31 when they said Huh? Whu-did i just have an OBE ? okay Nicolas. Let the pills take you to the edge, not over it

  • @Enoonb
    @Enoonb 4 года назад +2

    In math, the O gets crossed out to indicate that it's a zero and not the letter O. I don't think it's relevant to 20:30 but fun fact anyway.

  • @oliverocelot8355
    @oliverocelot8355 4 года назад

    I think the reason the hammer distractions were so unreliable is that sound uses pathfinding to ensure that walls and doors will muffle sounds, and since that ledge was impassible for NPCs, it significantly muffles the noise. It works with fences in Whittleton Creek, too.

  • @gwennedawson4766
    @gwennedawson4766 5 лет назад

    Managed to do the fake news one, but it involved knocking out both people in the kitchen and all the people that'd see around that other side with the window that worked and dragging the woman one through the glass corridor you tried first through the kitchen, through the other corridor, etc

  • @jeetpalgill9269
    @jeetpalgill9269 5 лет назад +9

    I am a simple man I see, I click

  • @brettxanders5651
    @brettxanders5651 5 лет назад +1

    Keep 'er lit cuzzy!

  • @potatopriorites5652
    @potatopriorites5652 5 лет назад +1

    15:18 bigmooney theres a giant mirror so he might have seen you that way

  • @Ascendance2001
    @Ascendance2001 5 лет назад

    I'm happy they finally decided to revert all the chanels they unverified for no reason

  • @CubicCosmos
    @CubicCosmos 5 лет назад +2

    "Chucking some fools off balconies"

  • @jabz4364
    @jabz4364 5 лет назад

    (This contract is not for Bigmooney as it was on PlayStation 4 but I thought I’d share it with PS4 users since I had just made it and played through it) Contract ID: 2-20-9072111-45

  • @FabioStuber
    @FabioStuber 5 лет назад

    2:09 okay, thats a very nice contract description^^

  • @InitiallyDirty
    @InitiallyDirty 5 лет назад

    Mooney, you the best - let the games begin!

  • @adamlabby
    @adamlabby 5 лет назад +1

    For a second I thought that 'bag of sugar' was another scottish euphemism.

  • @petrkrivacek3995
    @petrkrivacek3995 5 лет назад

    If a person is distraced with "?" above their head next distraction is always never noticed. That's why they sometimes react and sometimes go back. If you take an advice from me, throw another distraction right after the "?" disappears and the person will always get distracted again (ofc if they are the nearest one).

  • @SaiyanQuad92
    @SaiyanQuad92 5 лет назад +3

    Is there a sale on th2 season paas yet? Im a bit wary on spending $40

  • @kennethmathew3055
    @kennethmathew3055 5 лет назад +1

    Time to get popcorn 😂😂💕💕💕

  • @dumbdumbblahblahblah4723
    @dumbdumbblahblahblah4723 5 лет назад +10

    Please play mine please IT'S CALLED I LOVE FISH

  • @CarterIsClassic
    @CarterIsClassic Год назад

    I noticed one of the waiters in the sapienza vector contract, his name was Jack Please, lol

  • @Andrew_Price
    @Andrew_Price 5 лет назад

    Eyyyy... At least this wasn't rage inducing! Any progress away from mental insanity is good progress.

    • @Andrew_Price
      @Andrew_Price 5 лет назад

      4/10 - aye. You can believe I'm gonna be working for that 10

  • @maddlarkin
    @maddlarkin 5 лет назад +2

    Is it just me or does the target for the new map look like One Baw McGraw

  • @ryanoleary92
    @ryanoleary92 5 лет назад +3

    Colorado suit only silent assassin next bro

  • @eyeconeo
    @eyeconeo 5 лет назад +1

    You forgot to mention Mike Hunt as one of the contributors!
    😆

  • @Hurricanelive
    @Hurricanelive 5 лет назад

    HitMooney! The hits keep coming!

  • @tristanholderness4223
    @tristanholderness4223 5 лет назад

    I think part of the reason you were having trouble in Hokkaido is you were throwing the items too soon. If they're still investigating a previous thrown item (and still have the ? over their head) they won't head towards any new item you throw. You need to wait for the ? to disappear (as well as obviously being careful that it''s thrown close enough and there isn't someone else nearer who'll go for it instead)

  • @ollesundin1465
    @ollesundin1465 4 года назад

    I think you must wait for them to begin walking towards the noise before you pick up the wrench for them to go there.

  • @j.tgrooms
    @j.tgrooms 5 лет назад

    47 is back in action!

  • @-gani-4458
    @-gani-4458 5 лет назад +2

    Have you ever considered recording ghost mode?

  • @The_Wolf74
    @The_Wolf74 5 лет назад

    Can't wait to try out the new map soon! Do a kill everyone challenge on that one too!

  • @dougsnyder2193
    @dougsnyder2193 5 лет назад

    There are also 2 special assignments coming out tomorrow there is also one on Santa Fortuna

  • @theparadoxanalyser
    @theparadoxanalyser 5 лет назад +2

    I just support you on Patreon mate! You deserve it! ^^

  • @djh1397
    @djh1397 3 года назад

    well hes not wrong,
    that is a very sturdy door

  • @jowilson5581
    @jowilson5581 4 года назад +1

    I never investigate random noises because i know 47 is waiting there to knock me out cause i KNOW TOO MUCH

  • @tianamaycry
    @tianamaycry 5 лет назад

    Yayyyyyyyyy! More from Mooney!!!