FAKE Warrior Cats Quotes
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- Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
- In this challenge, I asked you all to come up with some funny fake Warrior Cats quotes. Here are my favorites!
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I love how leafpool said: That’s illegal! I say that all the time I think it’s hilarious
No Sssniper wolf does UwU
In what book I forget
That's ill Eagle
“That’s illegal!” Is a common meme phrasememememmemememememememmemememememe
and then for once Akira expressed the same amount of emotion as his avatar.
“Yeah so we’ve been taking care of this old guy, his name is BrokenTail, NOT BROKENSTAR WE WOULD NEVER KEEP HIM IN OUR CAMP-“
- SwiftPaw revealing that they have BrokenStar
*Honestly, yes.*
LMAO 🤣🤣
FRFR
Random character: "I feel like we're being watched"
Me, reading about their every move: "HOLY CARP THEY BROKE THE 4TH WALL!!"
I understood the reference, but you need to clam down, or else I'll need to get you some kelp
@@Th3.H0n3y.K4t god how many therapists did it take for you to be that calm? Please, enlighten me
@@Toast_Dragons many XD
"Destiny isn't a path any cat
follows blindly. Except jayfeather…"
.
.
Me: *WHEEZ*
*Destiny isn't a path that all cats should have, like-*
*Nevermind 😃*
PFFT
“At least Feathertail can stay hydrated now she’s buried under this waterfall.”
*-Stormfur to Crowpaw*
*Oh no-*
Poor feathertail
Badgerfang in starclan : “Jeepers Am I the only warrior playing around with kits my age “
He is like the Naruto of warrior cats
mm mm hmm.,.. now ya say it.. if badgerfang was a person i’m sure they’d get along well
"My first girlfriend turned into the moon"
-Crowfeather
"That's rough buddy"
-Onestar
"What's THIS?"
-Hollyleaf
"I DONT KNOW?! I mean seriously what's with you people, I'm *blind*
-Jayfeather
I understood this reference
*I've never felt happier to have Harestar as a leader.*
Haha Avatar references go brrr
Avatar vibes rn
“We should have a wings of fire and warriors crossover episode”-Firestar in starclan
Is it weird that I want this!
Grayfeather I think I would too.The Wings Of Fire crew would teach them Warriors a thing or two about complexity of emotions, motives and interactions as well as LGBT representation
HOLY-
Yes!!
It would be cool for Warriors to crossover with Survivors too, in my opinion, it would be nice to see some friendly dogs meet the actual Clan Cats for once.. I hate the stereotype that all dogs are vicious towards cats, it's not true. This coming from someone who owns five cats, among other pets and my dogs are both giant Newfies. They love eachother to bits.
This made me laugh
"This is starclan THERE IS NO MCDONALDS"
That fake quote made me laugh
*I hope Onestar likes McDonald's then, because he ain't getting any 😃*
AWWWE I WANTED A JAY BURGER
"Breezepelt did always suck"
-Crowfeather
Me: Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
I'm a loser
I suck
I have an issue with minecraft and memes
Yup still ain't recovering
wow
I actually hate breezepelt
Ruined 569 likes! killing 69 is my hobby now :D
@@paintingroxy1668 you monster
"Bruh, It's a solar eclipse. Clan cats are so dumb!"
*-Sol, During The Solar Eclipse*
*Yes yes, that was a very clan cat moment.*
Ah yes clan✨ *cat moment*✨
Ivypaw and Dovepaw: Love ya sis!
Ivypool after Dovewing reveals her powers: “Sisters are OUT, Dark Forest is IN”
What can I say? We're Warrior Cats characters, we change.
Me in The New Prophecy: "Love ya Squirrelflight!"
Me in Power of Three: "Love is OUT, fire is IN"
Me in The Broken Code: "Fire is OUT, possessing your ex gf's mate is IN"
@@blondeashfur3445 Still hate you for that
"It's the blonde hair, isn't it? I knew it ruined the look!"
-Ashfur to Squirrelflight
"I don't believe in Starclan because I'm the only true star here!"
-Bluestar (telling Fireheart and the rest of the clan they are not good)
"Thrushpelt isn't the father. I had kits with myself."-Bluefur
“Sometimes I feel like an idiot, then I look at the cats around me. Then I instantly feel better”
-Stormfur
*When I feel like that, I take a look at Onestar and feel better 😃*
@@EnforcerHollyleaf Good one
Starclan is a bunch of greedy dead cats so when he jokes about them being the evil ones he is actually correct
KittiKat Kreations uh
Akira is a she
*she
Akira goes by she/her pronouns now
THIS IS STARCLAN THERE IS NO MCDONALDS
Animus Gacha Gurls if alternate cat-version of heaven doesn’t have a McDonalds, then i don’t want it
@@Chaiiuna Mc Dondals
@@Chaiiuna yeah sorry lol it was a joke but sometimes i can have 3 braincells and act like im dumb, sorry again :')
David Gannon sorry my bad xD I’m not very good at taking ceratin types of jokes ;-;
David Gannon also sorry for sounding rude didn’t mean to 😅
“Mind if I put my nest next to yours, talltail?... I’m just kidding.... unless______”
Complete the sentence
im gay is the answer
you are gay.
you’re alright with a warrior snoring in your ear.
lol
Unless you don't mind
“My mentor was secretly Brackenfur. Not for Warrior training, being a piece of cardboard!”
Rainfur and Sorreltail’s other brother that I didn’t even remember.
Okay, I know the names now. Rainwhisker and Sootfur. It was funny at first, because they’re so forgettable I forgot their names, and I spelled Brackenfur wrong, but I know now.
its Rainwhisker not Rainfur lol
Banana Gamer Girl *cries in read Goosefeather’s curse and got them mixed up I’m sorry mother for causing you unnecessary pain*
Furby Flash there we go.
Rainwhisker and Sootfur c:
Ava Humphries I was a waste of pain for my mother. I guess that shows how forgettable they are. Or the fact that I haven’t read the books they were in in years.
"How Do I Smell? Do I Smell Nice?"
Spottedleaf right as Clawface kills her-
"no you cant take over shadow clan" -TC
"hehe solar eclipse go *brrr* "-sol
"Getting crushed by trees isn't painful.Its quite common....for it to happen to me..and Firestar"
-Longtail
Me: **Looks in notifications**
Me: **Sees this video**
Also me: *"Ooh! Maybe akira chose my quote!"*
Me, sad because my quote wasnt chosen*
Same
What was the quote?
*Don't feel bad, take a look at Onestar and you'll feel better!*
“I HAVENT HAD MCDONALDS FOR 12 YEARS.”
- Hollyleaf after escaping the tunnels
I haven't had McDonalds for 12 years either.
*Barkface lied to my face for moons, he said there was some in starclan :(*
@@mapleshadewarriorcats3646 Yay we have something in common
asdfghjkl is anyone gonna talk about how flippin cute Akira's laugh at 1:30 was?
"I always loved Breezepelt.. Well-" -Crowfeather
"The fire roasted me harder than anyone I ever did" -Yellowfang
*What do you mean Bramblestar is an imposter? He’s always like this!*
Always an abusive mate?
Yep
LaKeitha Ross you got that right
*sigh*
*What do you mean windclan is in the middle of a crisis? Everything was fine after Harestar became the leader! 😃*
*Laughs in cats not exiled, Squilf not thrown off a rock, and Sparkpelt not mauled by dogs*
@@EnforcerHollyleaf Gotta agree
We need a fanfic of these quotes
*begins typing intensely*
I agree
Im actually gonna post it when its done
@@meowingcookie395 what site? I really wanna read this :P
@@moocow_tehcat7996 its not a site, I'm just gonna copy paste it on this comment when its done
Its not gonna be extremely long but
@@meowingcookie395 Oh alright. If you were to put it on a site, I'd suggest Quotev or Wattpad.
Here’s a fake quote:
“I need some bag of cigarettes.”
-Yellowfang
"No no, I don't have kids!" Says Willowpelt to Whitestorm on her first date while Graystripe and Darkstripe wait in the minivan
“Awww, look at those cute doggies! Could I pet one?”
-Swiftpaw & Brightpaw, moments before disaster
underratted comment
“If you watch your Minecraft dog die, then you’ll know how I felt.”
-Ashfur to Squirrelflight in the fire scene
that really hurts :(
I just thought of this-
Shadowclan was the Slytherin of Warrior Cats
omg you are right!
Winter White
Switch RiverClan and WindClan and you have yourself the Moonkitti I Spoil meme
@Winter White Skyclan is the teachers? Maybe another wizarding school?
The fandom has been saying this for generations this is not a new concept
Millie Akiba oh okay? Sorry i just now came to the conclusion of that lmfao
"Wait you're telling me I'm brought back to life only to die?" Hollyleaf
"I don't know why everyone was worried, Jimmy (hawk). You were just taking me to the park!"
-Snowkit
Omg 😳 thank you for picking my quote I was literally so surprised-
"No body loves me..." Fireheart mumbled.
"I love you!" Sandstorm confesses.
" *I cannot think, hear, or see.* "
Firestar meowed, almost in a trance.
Dovewing picks up her IPhone
“Hi, is this Hubble contacts? This is Dovewing. I’m wondering when my coloured contacts shipment will come. It seems late and my green eyes aren’t really that fashionable right now.”
-Dovewing
*TELL ME THIS DIDNT ACTUALLY HAPPEN IN WARRIORS*
It did not.....OR DID IT
Cats don't have phones so defently not. (I can't spell sometimes ok)
"Help, I've fallen and i can't get up!"
-Hollyleaf in the tunnels
Underrated comment
"Brokenstar, want to join me in Murder Mystery?"
-Tigerstar to Brokenstar
"Sure, if you dont hack the game again and make you always the murderer."
-Brokenstar to Tigerstar
"Even though, firestar the greatest warrior in the forest was killed by a tree, we still should honour his memory."
-Bramblestar
Nightcloud: I'M NOT GETTING BREEZEKIT VACCINATED!
Crowfeather: Yeah- I'm just gonna go.. and patrol a border..
Crowfeather to Leafpool: Yeah my mates insane.
“Nightcloud being antivax would explain a lot.” -Akira
I like soup:)
Sorry couldn't think of what to comment
It’s okay, I like soup too
Don't be embarrassed soup is amazing
Ha noice 👌👍 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What type
I like soup to!
I am actually reading The Raging Storm right now and Finleap said:
Anger sparked in Finleaps eyes "I only joined Thunderclan to be with you"
Twigbranch bristled "Are you regretting it"
"No!" Finleas eyes glistened "But I thought we'd be mates by now. I thought we'd be starting a family by now"
"Let me through! I am a mother! My son is late for his group meeting!" - Nightcloud the yazhemat, driving on the sidewalk.
"You just got roasted by the fire"
-Firestar every time after he roasts some cat
"If only I could fly." -Snowkit
“maybe the real warrior cat was inside us all along”
-firestar
I didnt even know what this was going to be about, I just clicked immediately
"Being dead as a kit is so overrated!! I should be with my siblings!"
-Mosskit in Starclan.
" Dovewing, if you want some coffee to go Starbucks. "
-Tigerheart.
"Back in my day, my clanmates were well behaved. "
-Yellowfang
"Son, stop being emo. Even your older siblings are confused! "
-Crowfeather to Jayfeather
"I see sounds and hear colors!!! This is awesome! Too bad my kits are missing out!"
-Dovewing.
"Everyone says that you need to be mentored to be a warrior. Well I don't need to be 6 moons old in order to be underrated!"
-Fernsong.
"I got with Silverstream in order to have more screentime!"
-Greystripe.
Congrats to everyone who got their quotes in the video! I tried and seems like I didn't make it. Oh well! There is always next time. :D
Wait. I know someone on discord with the same pfp. Are you Asher?
@@endershr000m3 nope, there's aa cult going around. :3
Honestly Akira doing voice impressions is the best thing about these challenges.
“joining this naked cat clan totally isn’t going to lead me to becoming the “always there main character” kinda guy!”
-Rusty/Firepaw
*(this is a bad quote i know-)*
0:42 Wow, that joke is _boulder_ than any joke I’ve ever made
Rock has left the chat
That joke was really *crushing*
“Ah! Scourge! Call a medicine cat!!! But not for me...” -FireStar after he rose from the dead and kill scourge
“oooooh but the plot thickens” XD
"Breezepelt did always suck" has me rolling on the ground
The thumbnail’s got me dying before the video even started I-
Wait, when does Greystipe call Misty his daughter?
No clue but now I really want to figure it out
@Mikayla Jacobson no, he showed a picture of the book/scene.
It appears to be in Bramblestar's storm
Bramblestar's storm when he becomes an elder
@@BrightGuardianAkira In the Kindle Paperwhite version it doesn't say that so i never understood why people were talking about it, i was was cAlM doWn!
"Life is an empty hole," says Ivypool
"Yeah uh uh sure. My brothers are calling see you Ivytail!" Dovewing exclaims.
Ivypool and Hollyleaf then proceeded to cry in a corner.
“I def know that there’s a way out. But I need a more dramatic exit way for a character arc!” -Fallen Leaves
"We should write the new books to be more interesting."-Erins
GW: do you stop to think this through?
CS: BoLd oF YE To aSSUme I think.
3:44 AHHH I WAS IN HIS VIDEO I WANNA CRYYY! I’m soo happy
*her
her
Heavystep and Mistystar are immortal cofirmed
*“Woah, big thingy coming towards me. At alarming speeds.”* -shrewpaw.
Your laugh in between a lot of these quotes just brightened my day
Graystripe: What can I say? I'm charming and irresponsible.
Graystripe: *irresistible
“Breezepelt is a good warrior”
- Crowfeather
*Sorry Crowfeather, but your son is a menace to starclan-*
*And so are you 😃*
I made a quote for my OC for Leafpool:" Leaf'pool, Now that you walk with the Stars, I'll Take the lead, I'm quite a Star myself..."
"Bro, why can't you pay for rent? It's easy." -Graywing from the clan territories to the Old Graywing from the Tribe Of Rushing Water.
Yellowfang’s fake quote: this is star clan there is no McDonald’s
Akira: well cloudtail left the chat
“ Look i know you shouldn’t pick favorites but Jayfeather just gets me ya know? “
Crowfeather
"We thought you were our mother, but i suppose i will have to make you pay the price, so you know what it feels like."
-Lionblaze showing his claws at Squirrelflight
That one with squilf, "'DUDE WE'RE GETTING THE BAND BACK TOGETHER!'" was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny, I almost died.
Dude I loved the voices you did for each character. They were so good
You're the best Warrior YT ever!! You are so funny, and you seriously deserve to write the books, your plot ideas are so good!! 💗
"Oh hey, Bluestar, it was Tigerclaw that killed me, not Oakheart. Thought you should know."-Redtail.
When there’s more comments than views:
*That’s not how this works dude-*
*that is how this works dude*
You mean when theres more likes than views.
Crystalsnow of Thunderclan no
@@cutekittins406lleshull6 then this make nlsense
Crystalsnow of Thunderclan someone can comment twice and RUclips views often lag behind real-time views on videos
I'm surprised no one did a Whitewing thing where she says, "I know exactly what my family is doing at all times and they're definitely not hiding something from me- none of them."
How does someone dislike this when it's out for only 3 minutes! You have not watched the whole thing yet!
bots
@@lol42069. and people who go 'first'
There are people who go around disliking as many videos as possible because they want to make people unhappy.
"My mother died. My sister died and left me with her child. I'm gonna be emo and fall in love with a smug Riverclan cat now."
-Bluestar
Omg! Thanks for including me!
"KAREN, YOU TOOK THE KITS!" -firestar to sandstorm
" Being a kittypet sucks. Thank StarClan I saved their sorry tails and became a leader. "
~Firestar
"There is no Exit."
-Sandgrose
"Father, its over there?"
-Tall'star
*drowning in sand*
-Sandgrose
"wait why is your name Sandgrose-"
-Tall'star
*Perishes into sand*
-Sandgrose
I love leafpool's quote I now see why mothwing doesn't believe in starclan she doesn't want cats stalking her
"Fireheart, I told you not to do drugs!" -Spottedleaf
"He survived! Thanks GOD!"
-Mothwing saving a cat as medicine cat
1:00
*Intense Moonkitti reference*
Akira's voice for Firestar was perfect-
I have some fake quotes too even though the challenge ended a year ago-
"Fireheart..I actually do eat babies" -Yellowfang
" Sometimes I worry if I'm too rude, then I listen to my clan mates being idiots and remember why I hate everyone
-Jayfeather
Classic Jayfeather!
“I’m secretly Creating a Tiger Star clone army”
-Tiger Star
Tigerstar paid a visit to kamino
Can we believe in starclan again? -FireHeart in a rising storm.
Starclan who? -BlueStar in a rising storm.
WTF is wrong with her? -StarClan
"No views, 13 likes, 3 comments"
RUclips IS ON DRUGS AGAIN
13 views
80 likes
XD
Yeah, basically.
IKR XD
@A Tail orTwo LMAOOOOO
“Seeing is overrated. So is happiness.”
-Jayfeather
"Sometimes I worry if i'm too rude, then I listen to my clanmates being idiots and remember why I hate everyone."-Jayfeather. That one he actually said in private to stick. It's true.