2 GROWN ASS MEN PLAY CLUB PENGUIN
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- Опубликовано: 5 май 2016
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Игры
When I played club penguin, I'd dress up as a boy and get the girl penguins to fall in love with me, then take them to my igloo and be like "Lol, I'm a girl." I was a strange strange child.
we were all weird on club penguin once
I used to do the same thing holy shit
I did the same thing in a chat room and a girl called me gay and banned me. I had no gay intentions- it was just that no one in there talked to you unless you had a boy avatar they could flirt with.
same
KittyGerbil You were like... straight up catfishing on club penguin LMAO!
#freeafghanistan9
+Ella Duley
#bringourboyshome
SuperMega Did you ever get the account back? Honestly with such a professional email to them they must've been persuaded. Also I hope Dale wasn't too harsh with you Matt, RIP.
Well it was only banned for 24 hours so they most likely did.
+SuperMega Too late now, you're gonna be in deep shit, Ryan and Matt...!
~Also I love your RUclips account I swear I can't breathe~
+Felix Duley I don't think they did, I got on my old club penguin account and tried to add them and the user wasn't found ):
ITS GONE. ITS ALL GONE NOW. RIP AFGHANISTAN9.
It was only for a day, chill.
@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You yeah :/ but they're unbanned now.
@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You they were banned for only a day, this video came out months ago.
@Hi I'm A Nerd Nice To Meet You yes
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.
“I know its 3 am I’m sorry” I’ve never laughed so hard in my life
Back in my day you got the igloo for free
Kaelyn only 90's kids will remember
GhoulTastic Titan I feel old and I'm only 17. 😭😭😭
I was born in the late 90s but was really a kid in the 00's.. I remember club penguin when it was first created..
Wait wtf, you don't get an igloo for free anymore? That's fucking bullshit lol.
GhoulTastic Titan only 90s kids will remember? This game was made in 2005.
"Dude, dale's gonna kill me!" I LOST IT OMG 😂😂😂
snowflakephan AHEM your profile picture is blessed..bye
cloudyphil the phandom truly is everywhere
cloudyphil hi pham
he sounds like an 11 year old boy
G
The thought of your 20 year old son calls you for club penguin and immediately gets banned for cursing is a thought I love
woah this was my first supermega video. i remember when i didnt know anything about my boys
It's so weird thinking about it now. I legit started watching SuperMega since it began.. So did like 50k other people, but it's just weird to think I've watched literally every video they've made. Don't think there's any other channels I can say the same for.
DUDE this was my first video too
I was watching them since cyndago
this was my first supermega video too !!! It’s so odd thinking that it’s been 3 years
Same here I thought him putting in good old Dale’s email was so funny
That whole customer support bit is the reason why your channel is literally the best when it comes to #letsplays atm
+FrankJavCee
xoxo
+FrankJavCee truuu
THIS CHANNEL IS SO UNDER APPRECIATED
+SuperMega We need more games like this meant for kids.
IKR XD
WHO EATS LUNCH AT ONE IN THE MORNING?
*Somewhere else*
*Alarm goes off; CP Support wakes up and snoozes it*
Club Penguin Support: Oh boy, 1 AM!
*eats lunch*
OMG I CRIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN SHE SAID "WERE HAVING LUNCH"
Nuclear290 she?
Ala Potato 14:24
toricecream oh ok
“waiter”
“walter.”
Cowboy beepbop
Club Penguin has changed alot since i was like 9
Enclave Commander NO.3-117 Same, I remember those days...
Enclave Commander NO.3-117 truuuuuu
Enclave Commander NO.3-117 same
I remember when the Aqua Grabber was being introduced. I remember I was so happy when that name was chosen because I voted for it (as did many others obviously)
eh shouldnt change that much in 1 year ;)
Matt and Ryan are the kind of people that your parents warn you about on the internet lol
+bittersweetlife tru AF ahahah
Too true.
truuuuu 😂😂😂👌👌👌💯💯💯🍑🍆
Kinda true, but still hilarious
Ikr yeah.
"LETS CHAT WITH SOME CUTIES" "EVERYONE HERE IS LIKE 12 RYAN"
Wow I don’t know if this aged well or terribly
"...what?"
@@flipposlippo1510 - Peter Quill
@@rangerv1 IKR
i remember when i got my first puffle i had my grandma print off the pet certificate
😂that is amazing
awwwwww
Do you remember the color and name!? :0
You saying that revealed an old memory and I thank you
hE SENT THE FUCKING NAVY SEAL COPY PASTE TO THEM I'M-
insert øriginal name
peepoTM IKR XD
i just watched two grown men play club penguin for 15 minutes
right?! I love the username
jse and all the danandphil accounts are my fav utubers.... can we be friends?
+Madmanas same
I love your pictures and your username so much
And 41 seconds :)
"A fun and erotic virtual world" got tears on my eyes lol
on them or in them
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Where children waddle around
*_They bought a membership for a game they'll only play once_*
with that sweet sweet Patreon money
@@greg_715 At this point in SuperMega they didn't even have money for merch
when they bought the membership I was like omfg they gonna regret that real fast...
Remember when before Card Jitsu wasn't released, and there was a hidden empty dojo teasing it?
nostalgia
i also remember the rainbow puffle myth and how everyone tried to tip the iceberg
ya and they stopped making them
Remember when we had to shovel the snow out and revealed it was a dojo. I remember that arc, that was certainly fun back in 2008.
And remember when the old penguin (the Sensei) was shoveling, too? We had no clue who he even was until the dojo was revealed. Such good times.
Mario When you clicked on the sensei his name was "?????" it was super mysterious and cool.
Nearly 6 years and I can practically recite every line in this video before they even say it. This is the true horrors of a parasocial relationship.
Don't get me wrong I like what the boys are doing now but I definitely miss this era and these kinds of videos.
11:12
how does a penguin build a house?
11:17
Igloos it together
Funniest part of the video
LETS TRY TO GET A GF
But Ryan everyone here is like 12
......
what
XD
I was 12 when I stopped playing
.... They're not children....
Those short parts inbetween where you can hear them breathing XD
***** it's funny
*THE BREATHING!*
*IM DYING!*
THE DYING
I'M BREATHING
DragonMoodFilms
THE I'M
BREATHING DYING
Nigrum Quercu DYING I'M BREATHING THE
!GINYD MI
!GNIHTAERB EHT
10:29
I've played club penguin for 5 years and I NEVER managed to understand how to play the surfing game
Honor Solbé Do tricks with the arrow keys for points
Honor Solbé ME. TOO.
i found out just before it shut down, but my personal favorite game was the cardjutsu. i remember getting black belt and the cards and teaching my friends how to do it. i was the coolest kid in 3rd grade
i also loved the underwater game and the bean stacking game
edit 2 years later: i also loved the puffle rescue missions on the ice
I was a complete mine cart master, people would get me to do it on their accounts in the computer lab during elementary school. so much fun to reminisce.
I made all the coins with the fishing game lol was like the only game I played beside the pizza one and the spy thing
I'm disappointed by the lack of card-jitsu, back when I played CP that game was the best
Jellyfish89 yeah... the (good) old days
FYI, they got rid of the Ninja Hideout and put Fire, Water, and Snow in the Dojo. They also redecorated the Dojo. The new design fucking sucks.
TonyFlamingo dude, I remember getting so sad about that lol. RIP good club penguin
The poor man's club penguin: over 10000 coins saved can't spend it on anything because of lack of membership. the memories
:(
The stuff he typed in the email was the funniest thing I've ever seen or read
I was dying after reading what they typed and then seeing they put there age as 9.i can only imagine what costumer service people were thinking.
Matt desperately trying to get people to come to his igloo is faintly reminiscent of Dennis Reynolds when he was trying to bring women to their bar bunker during the storm episode 😂😂😂
hahahhahahahha
she wont say no... cause of the implication
Lol so true
Yesss it’s always sunny is a great show 😂
This whole thing reminds me of Steam Train playing Amazing World, including the whole calling his dad to approve their account.
Oh THAT was what they stole...
snipelfritz same lmao
snipelfritz yeh
because doing anything, that anyone else has done = "Stealing"
The Umbrella Room Well, no, but this IS eerily similar: Kid's game asking for adult email, signing up with a father's email, paying money, having to call said father at an awkward time to get them to confirm said email...
Yeah, probably total coincidence.
you have to pay for igloos now
they made this "game" ass
Sawsers it was great when I was a kid, everything was free
My ninja was great
i was a real boy who played runescape
you don't actually have to pay for an igloo lolol
Scott Carey the grand exchange was always lit asf I miss that game
This video is four years old and I watch it anytime I'm feeling down. It never fails to make me cry laughing when Matt says "Walter" and they zoom in on the chat bubble and it actually said "waiter"
that email sure showed them, how dare clup penguin ban a navy seals operative
This is fucking hilarious. Also, Ryan's laugh is a blessing.
+emilee
sent from the gods
this entire video is a blessing tbh
emilee I have that shirt XD (ur profile pic
I want to see them play Animal Jam 😂
yeah lol
omg i remember that game actually scared me and my lil sis when i was like 9😂😂😂
wish littlestpetshoponline was still a thing, that would've been hilarious to watch them play XD
yes
gren your profile pic makes your comment fantastic |D
2 GROWN ASS MEN PLAY CLUB PENGUIN but every time they say Afghanistan 9 or Ryan histerically laughs, It gets faster
The whole parents email thing reminds me of when Ross and Arin were playing Amazing world
I was contemplating on whether or not I should watch this. I made the right decision.
minnie vanilly haha me too
Yeah, I didn't watch it either.
Good call xD
This is the best thing ever, I'm crying from laughter
oh hello i follow you on insta
oh hello
same oh my goD
y do u have a jacksepticeye name but a leafyishere profile pic?
because i can
this was my first supermega video, and looking back at it now it gives me such happy memories. boys, if you're really leaving the channel i wish yall the best of luck out there
Is anybody watching this after club penguin got taken down
XXX BOSScarXX What?! Really?
No
yeah...
Yes
We still have it in Brazil! But you know, you wouldn't understand a thing, so it's sad that playing with people from other countries is not an option anymore
"I'm sorry, our office is closed for lunch" *checks time* ITS 1 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!! WHO EATS LUNCH AT 1 IN THE MORNING??!!
+Killer Queen apparently them
+KwaiiFangirl 89 lmao
i do m8, lmao
It's 1 AM and I'm eating cereal
You have to pay for that shit now? What the fuck.
Exploding_Potato nah- you can pay free, he meant like paying to be an actual member instead of a nonpaying member.
Exploding_Potato wait- nvm
Club penguin? More like Club Cashgrab am i rite guys!!
It said in their email that they're a navy seal yet for age they put 9. kids your dreams can come true at any age
Yes I am sure they are lying. They're penguins and not seals, duh!^^
@@denisenova7494 I get the joke.. i think
Man, this really makes me yearn for 2008 when everyone was on club penguin and I would spend all day playing the minigames. Those were the days
punkaddict c
fr man I have so many good memories
I hope they do more of these open world games for kids. Seeing Poptropica or Fantage would be pretty amazing.
Witty Username Holy fuck, I buried my memories of Fantage. I feel cancerous now.
fun fact poptropica has paid dlc now
In my English book we had Poptropica and my teacher will become crazy if you didn't play it.
Tbh,I was thinking of giving that code.
This should be a series it would be the best
+Olivia Cividanes yassss
This should TOTALLY be a series!! That'd be the friggin best
NEVER
no
maybe if there was more gay sex 😒
this is my comfort video
I still remember the story of my first club penguin boyfriend. It was pretty epic but while we were talking in the pizza parlor my computer fucked up and got disconnected and when I got back on he was offline and I never talked to him again. I cried that night.
...I don’t remember mine. There were too many. Haha.
Wait, this is Matt and Ryan?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW
FROM GAME GRUMPS!?!
Every time they say "Matt and Ryan" on gg they always follow it up with "from supermega" tho, so i don't really know how you missed it
Bit Fever *whispers in Brian's voice* "mega64 is my favourite channel"
stan uris deserved better BOI WHAAAAT
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
the part where he called his dad for his email gave me some serious game grumps amazing world flashbacks
TODAY IS THE DAY MY PENGUIN ACCOUNT IS 8 YEARS OLD SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY DATES I HAD IN THE PIZZA PARLOR!!!
Abigail Martinez I have many questions
Niko The smol pancake lord im sure you do
Squidward: WHO HAS LUNCH AT ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!
Patrick: Oh, boy, 1 AM! [Eats krabby patty]
Also Squidward: WHO PLAYS CLUB PENGUIN AT ONE IN THE MORNING?!
SuperMega: Oh boy Club Penguin!!
My cousin is 36 and a paid Club Penguin member and let's me use his account lmao
Life goals
nice
Have they done Neopets? Should do Neopets. Used to love that site as a kid.
ReduxRedstone yeeaahhh! I remember that site! man the old days... do people still play that game?..
I still play for shits
Alyssasayshi My friend is obsessed.
Parsee The Hashihime Actually, the community and game is still thriving. There are many active groups out there dedicated to the players.
Coming back to older supermega videos always legit puts a smile on my face, that original opening will always be nostalgiac now
They should play Club Penguin Rewritten, cause membership is free.
Seriously? I gotta get on!
"Dad I know it's 3 an" that is an extremely quotable line
Imagine if they actually picked up
"Hey. You're not kids"
This was the first supermega video I ever watched. This was what got me hooked.
QuarterAsianPersuasion same ☺️☺️☺️
Same mane
you guys need to keep the "2 Grown Ass Men Play" series going, they're so funny, i re-watched them so many times and they still make me laugh so hard xD
MY PENGUIN FINALLY BECAME 5 YEARS OLD AND I WAS GONNA CELEBRATE IT.
but then it was announced to shut down
Heh get rekt mine was 6
Lol mine was 9. Stopped playing though
Mine was 12. Behold
That kkk member had an Israel flag that just makes no sense
R.I.P Club Penguin
At least we still have rewritten and the ds games
when the nostalgia of this being your first SuperMega video hits. but seriously they’ve come so far and I’m just so proud of them. 😭
Next you have to play animal, jam it's like club penguin but it's not
29Days you mean it's like club penguin but less laggy
29Days Yesss
29Days Yessss. I just made a comment about that. XD
Ah, catching waves was the reason I lived when I was six. It was so hard to beat but I was awesome at it (I think).
Amber Shoffren there’s an end to that game?!?
Yeah, you had to outrun a shark at the end of survival mode. I may be an adult now but man I kind of miss that game
This was the video that got me into SuperMega. Without it I would have never made so many friends. Thank you for the laughs guys, can’t wait to see what you do next. The farther you go, the prouder I’ll be :,)
This was the first video I watched and I remember my first impression of you guys vividly. Genuinely sad that you guys might be finished with the internet. Thank you for filling my middle school years to the first year of work with goofs and gaffs.
i miss clubpenguin, I still remember my log in and everything, 10 freaking years later :') I log in sometimes, just to see what going on and then i log out 10 minutes later after realizing how boring it is :P
Same XD
SugarSugarCats to bad you can't anymore
"You've earned zero coins!"
"Fuck off!"
My favourite part 😂
"But if you close your eyes, does it almost feel like nothing's changed at all"
I paused how many times to read their “true adult like” message to the company
Just checked my club penguin account and it was created 3001 days ago lmao.
damn ur penguins almost 9 years old, give him a special birthday
Holy shit. Mine is only 2,100 days old.
Mines 3111 now. xD My penguin is pimped tf out - got the santa hat from like 2008. I had membership awhile back too and I did some coin glitch so I have over 400k coins right now. xD
These Guys are HILARIOUS!!!! Just found out about them
ME TOO
If I was stranded on a desolate island I would leave cave markings about this video
Something about pronouncing waiter as "Walter" makes me cry laughing
Afghanistan911
*pls don't kill me*
lol
👌
racistttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
im jk
dgtldee you're already dead
I came to the comments because I had to pause the video. Once I can breathe easier I will continue the video.
Update: somehow the video got better.
There is nothing better than Ryan’s laugh as Matt try’s to talk to his dad about how he needs to confirm his email to play club penguin
"How else am i supposed to contact an- *RYAN*"
lol wait does anyone remember that Tinkerbell Fairy online game where you could fly around and get a membership
THAT GAME WAS MAH SHIT
I made my first yahoo account for it and I still use it today XD
BRUH THAT WAS LIT
THAT WAS THE SHIT!!
MAN YOU KNOW I GOT THAT MEMBERSHIP AND MADE THOSE FOODS OR WHATEVER
"We're playing Game of War, but this one player keeps kicking my ass."
Speccy SquareGoLike is his name afghanistan9?
Hugh Jass Yeah, if I remember correctly...
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop
You know the place
well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just peachy
Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning
My mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast
Awww - Big bowl of sauerkraut
Every single morning
It was driving me crazy
I said to my mom
I said "Hey, mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?"
And my dear, sweet mother
She just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train
And she leaned right down next to me
And she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU"
And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth
And force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old
That's when I swore that someday
Someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will glady shave your back for a nickel
Wacka wacka doodoo yeah
Well, let me tell you, people, it wasn't long at all before my dream came true
Because the very next day, a local radio station had this contest
To see who could correctly guess the number of molecules in Leonard Nimoy's butt
I was off by three, but I still won the grand prize
That's right, a first class one-way ticket to
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Oh yeah
You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before
And I gotta tell ya, it was really great
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor
And the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time
The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts
And the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore
And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out
And we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside
And the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died
Except for me
You know why?
'Cause I had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Had my tray table up
And my seat back in the full upright position
Ah ha ha ha
Ah ha ha
Ah
So I crawled from the twisted, burnin' wreckage
I crawled on my hands and knees for three full days
Draggin' along my big leather suitcase and my garment bag
And my tenor saxophone and my twelve-pound bowling ball
And my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel
But finally I arrived at the world famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn
Where the towels are oh so fluffy
And you can eat your soup right out of the ashtrays if you wanna
It's OK, they're clean
Well, I checked into my room and I turned down the A/C
And I turned on the SpectraVision
And I'm just about to eat that little chocolate mint on my pillow
That I love so very, very much when suddenly, there's a knock on the door
Well now, who could that be?
I say "Who is it?"
No answer
"Who is it?"
There's no answer
"WHO IS IT?"
They're not sayin' anything
So, finally I go over and I open the door and just as I suspected
It's some big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock-Of-Seagulls haircut and only one nostril
Oh man, I hate it when I'm right
So anyway, he bursts into my room and he grabs my lucky snorkel
And I'm like "Hey, you can't have that"
"That snorkel's been just like a snorkel to me"
And he's like "Tough"
And I'm like "Give it"
And he's like "Make me"
And I'm like "'Kay"
So I grabbed his leg and he grabbed my esophagus
And I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyebrows
And I took out his appendix and he gave me a colonic irrigation
Yes indeed, you better believe it
And somehow in the middle of it all, the phone got knocked off the hook
And twenty seconds later, I heard a familiar voice
And you know what it said?
I'll tell you what it said
It said
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again"
"If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator"
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Well, to cut a long story short, he got away with my snorkel
But I made a a solemn vow right then and there that I would not rest
I would not sleep for an instant until the one-nostrilled man was brought to justice
But first, I decided to buy some donuts
So I got in my car and I drove over to the donut shop
And I walked on up to the guy behind the counter
And he says "Yeah, what do ya want?"
I said "You got any glazed donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta glazed donuts"
I said "Well, you got any jelly donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta jelly donuts"
I said "You got any Bavarian cream-filled donuts?"
He said "No, we're outta Bavarian cream-filled donuts"
I said "You got any cinnamon rolls?"
He said "No, we're outta cinnamon rolls"
I said "You got any apple fritters?"
He said "No, we're outta apple fritters"
I said "You got any bear claws?"
He said "Wait a minute, I'll go check"
"No, we're outta bear claws"
I said "Well, in that case - in that case, what do you have?"
He says "All I got right now is this box of one dozen starving, crazed weasels"
I said "OK, I'll take that"
So he hands me the box and I open up the lid and the weasels jump out
And they immediately latch onto my face and start bitin' me all over
(rabid gnawing sounds)
Oh man, they were just going nuts
They were tearin' me apart
You know, I think it was just about that time that a little ditty started goin' through my head"
I believe it went a little something like this . . .
Doh
Get 'em off me
Get 'em off me
Oh
No, get 'em off, get 'em off
Oh, oh God, oh God
Oh, get 'em off me
Oh, oh God
Ah, (more screaming)
I ran out into the street with these flesh-eating weasels all over my face
Wavin' my arms all around and just runnin', runnin', runnin'
Like a constipated weiner dog
And as luck would have it, that's exactly when I ran into the girl of my dreams
Her name was Zelda
She was a calligraphy enthusiast with a slight overbite and hair the color of strained peaches
I'll never forget the first thing she said to me.
She said "Hey, you've got weasels on your face"
That's when I knew it was true love
We were inseparable after that
Aw, we ate together, we bathed together
We even shared the same piece of mint-flavored dental floss
The world was our burrito
So we got married and we bought us a house
And had two beautiful children - Nathaniel and Superfly
Oh, we were so very very very happy, aw yeah
But then one fateful night, Zelda said to me
She said "Sweetie pumpkin? Do you wanna join the Columbia Record Club?"
I said "Woah, hold on now, baby"
"I'm just not ready for that kinda commitment"
So we broke up and I never saw her again
But that's just the way things go
In Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Anyway, things really started lookin' up for me
Because about a week later, I finally achieved my lifelong dream
That's right, I got me a part-time job at The Sizzler
I even made employee of the month after I put that grease fire out with my face
Aw yeah, everybody was pretty jealous of me after that
I was gettin' a lot of attitude
OK, like one time, I was out in the parking lot
Tryin' to remove my excess earwax with a golf pencil
When I see this guy Marty tryin' to carry a big ol' sofa up the stairs all by himself
So I, I say to him, I say "Hey, you want me to help you with that?"
And Marty, he just rolls his eyes and goes
"No, I want you to cut off my arms and legs with a chainsaw"
So I did
And then he gets all indignant on me
He's like "Hey man, I was just being sarcastic"
Well, that's just great
How was I supposed to know that?
I'm not a mind reader for cryin' out loud
Besides, now he's got a really cute nickname - Torso-Boy
So what's he complaining about?
Say, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote
This guy comes up to me on the street and says he hasn't had a bite in three days
Well, I knew what he meant
But just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jugular vein
And he's yellin' and screamin' and bleeding all over
And I'm like "Hey, come on, don't you get it?"
But he just keeps rolling around on the sidewalk, bleeding, and screaming
(screaming sounds)
You know, just completely missing the irony of the whole situation
Man, some people just can't take a joke, you know?
Anyway, um, um, where was I?
Kinda lost my train of thought
Uh, well, uh, OK
Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
But I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is
I hate sauerkraut
That's all I'm really tryin' to say
And, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up
And find yourself in an existential quandary
Full of loathing and self-doubt
And wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence
At least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that
Somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours
There's still a little place called
Albuquerque
Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque
I said "A" (A)
"L" (L)
"B" (B)
"U" (U)
"querque" (querque)
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque, Albuquerque
Albuquerque
***** No, afghanistan9.
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop him a line!
“Dude- everyone on here is like twelve.”
.
.
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*”What?”*
Well shit. Now Dale can never play "Club Penguin". ARE YOU PROUD OF WHAT YOU'VE DONE?
Inflation hit this game hard
back in my day membership was $5
Back in my day Non Members had a choice.
two grown men struggle to make friends with children
This was one of the first super mega vids I watched 4 years ago. I remember I was watching it really early in the morning in the school cafeteria during breakfast. Barely anyone was there but I had to cover my mouth from how hard I kept fucking laughing lmao. That was in 8th grade and now I’m a senior in high school. Fond memories :))
You’re awesome 💛
13:31 lmao, this is the third time I'm watching this, and only now I noticed they set up their birthday as 'september 11 2001'.
I'm not gonna lie (pun intended), 9/11 was horrible thing, but I gotta admit, that shit was fucking funny.
I was a paid member too a few years ago and when I stopped playing they added all the new shit
Same
same
I played it back in 2009 and the craziest thing was when the treasure place was discovered and also when the spy place blew up lol. I feel old...
Same
+Primal Reset omg I remember that and the polar bear was like the worst dude ever 😂 legit that was my childhood; hunting down evil polar bears online
“I know it’s 3 AM”
This is the first video I ever watched from you guys, and now 2 years later your still my favorite channel, thanks for the laughs throughout the years boys
You dad is a smart man to not trust Ryan with his password.
no one wants to come to your igloo because it's unfurnished.
This was my first SuperMega vid! I remember sitting in my childcare class back in 2016 (9th grade for me) being all done my work and scrolling through RUclips. I’m still a big supporter of theirs. Their content has improved and expanded to greater stuff.
And just like that, I became a Meghead five years ago