*I love Cinderella’s, Snow White’s, Little Red Riding Hood’s, Courtney Ferreira’s, and Hatsune Miku’s personalities too!!! Preferably Cinderella, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and Hatsune Miku - since they aren’t CGI characters created by a bunch of polyamorous gay men that are using them as theatrical props to fool a gay guy that they’re into into believing that they’re all straight and hate gay men/sex while they engage in their “telepathy/teleportation doesn’t exist” straight-acting theatre.*
have you not scrolled through the comments on every video? One of the top comments is always "Lanas its so big joke is so old" and then the replies are brutal lol
It really is old/predictable. Yes we all know she was a porn star and that was her tag line. No one likes predictable in a relationship and when u commit your time to specific youtubers, many people feel like they have a connection/relationship. Thats just psychology but yes, def getting old/cringy. The kids will go to porn hub if thats what they want to see/hear.
@@cjb2836 honestly I just didnt pay attention I only know lana dont ask me how.... the other guy seems like the average bone head with a few million followers but that prob it if he can get lana then I know I have a chance with scarlet Johnson😍 any way I dont care I spent too much time typing this comment already
@@176cgna I lowkey thought Mike was a twat as well. But watching his vlogs seeing how different he is around lana has given me the impression that maybe he isn't your stereotypical douche, as far as lana goes she's a cutie with a booty
@@noahcastle9360 You know he lied about her buying the Lamborghini, right? It's been posted on dramalert. It's leased. You can lease one for less than 3k a month and technically afford it on a 100k salary.
I’m driving for amazon and I listen to impaulsive every day. All day. Almost listened to them all. Mike you are my spirit animal. My whole life I’ve been surrounded by death and drugs. And to see you come out the other side is inspirational af. Can’t wait to go on the podcast!!?
these jokes are old and low key retarded, he said that it was his favorite animal, that’s a big deal with some meaning behind it, Logan was being an ungrateful bitch tbh, idk why they had to argue about it, they could’ve maybe just kept that one until they’re able to replace it for the right one? Either way it still hits shit cool as fuck. that whole situation was dumb in my eyes and the fact that mike even moved out for a week or 2 is crazy haha
mexico 🇲🇽 has the best beaches and hotels and foods and funny people and most ways of swearing hands down we lack in clothing style doe, can’t even lie
Mike owes everything to logan. He wont get the clout and girls without logan atleast not the model ones anyway. His book wouldnt even reach many people without his followings from logan
Yes I got you this watch cuz I use you for content which has made me 100x more than what this watch costs. You're the only reason my channel had any subscribers at all.
to be fair, he was very poor relatively recently. He worked hard to get to where he is and i guess he kinda deserves the rest. also hes just giving the best advice he can.
I love the way Mike does ads, he makes them not feel like ads!
This is only his second time doing it
Where did mike get that penthouse robe. It's dope
@@yupzsam7414 no its not ?
Really, i always skip that part
blustayfocused yes i love that guy
We all have to admit that we started watching these vlogs because of Lana Rhoades but stayed cos his content is actually really good
Yeah
Wrong, was here before Lana , All good tho you ain't an OG fan
Stefano Barbereau I don’t care that I’m not an og fan I wouldn’t gain anything from it
Im not gonna say im a fan but like the lona vlogs
Nope
Adam Sandler on the Night Shift would be legendary
He’s already on the night shift
Wait mike isn’t Adam Sandler
isnt that who makes this
He already on the night shift! ruclips.net/video/tcprqrms6C0/видео.html
Wait i tought Adam was acting this Mike guy
I pray who ever reads this becomes successful in life ...
Thanks not sure if any of it works but if it does hope you get the same in return 🙏
Shut up. Self promotion
I hope to never see this comment because someone told me that you didn’t pray
🌱❤️
Hope you do ayyy
mike your living the dream life all i gotta say
And let’s some other girl blow him while he’s in the midst of a relationship with Lana.. He’s a lucky dude. Lol
@@andocando8734 he did that when they " first" started talking and didnt make it " offical" yet
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@CHIGGA read his book and then try to say this
If everyone made ads like Mike they would be swimming in money🤣
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The creative mind he has 👌
The only ads I’ll watch.
Coincidence?
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He looks like Adam Sandler from 50 First Dates
😂😂😂
ruclips.net/video/Z-N8kM5hENA/видео.html😀😀
always thought about this
... wearing Raoul Duke's floppy hat.
lol are u new to his channel
I love lanas personality it’s actually pretty cool.
*I love Cinderella’s, Snow White’s, Little Red Riding Hood’s, Courtney Ferreira’s, and Hatsune Miku’s personalities too!!! Preferably Cinderella, Snow White, Little Red Riding Hood, and Hatsune Miku - since they aren’t CGI characters created by a bunch of polyamorous gay men that are using them as theatrical props to fool a gay guy that they’re into into believing that they’re all straight and hate gay men/sex while they engage in their “telepathy/teleportation doesn’t exist” straight-acting theatre.*
“The fans don’t want it anymore” umm I don’t remember agreeing to this
have you not scrolled through the comments on every video? One of the top comments is always "Lanas its so big joke is so old" and then the replies are brutal lol
Guy got that influencer influenza
It’s old I know but it always seem to work so why not use it 😂
It really is old/predictable. Yes we all know she was a porn star and that was her tag line. No one likes predictable in a relationship and when u commit your time to specific youtubers, many people feel like they have a connection/relationship. Thats just psychology but yes, def getting old/cringy. The kids will go to porn hub if thats what they want to see/hear.
What are you doing, stepbrother?! This is so wrong... it feels so good, though. But, it's still wrong. You're my stepbrother!
Mike is proof that the American Dream is still alive! Never give up!
The American dream been dead look at the facts and the studies. Mike just finessed his clout.
@@ari7610 stop hating
Mikes success is equivalent to winning the lottery. Dude didn't earn anything he legit just got lucky.
@@trustingvirus6998 facts
Mike got lucky af with logan and then lana just got obsessed with him. Check logans new video mike is a simp and showed his true colors
*Massive hotel room*
Mike: I know a lot of this seems standard
I think he meant standard for a resort hotel.
Lana is so down to earth with an incredible personality and an amazing sense of humor.
*So is Patrick Star from SpongeBob. Have you ever seen SpongeBob? Patrick has a great sense of humour - he’s still CGI.*
She’s a true Virgo ♍️
@@cicikizable you really belive that demon stuff
i enjoyed the ad... more than the vlog?? is that weird?
ok i watched the whole thing and it was ALL ENJOYABLE OK?! ALL OF IT. EQUALLY. FORGIVE ME
Ok
Kate McGill not funny cos ur a woman
Alright
shush Kate
Am I the only one who don’t skip the sponsors?😂
yes lmao
be quiet bot
yeah
Only on this channel
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b yo shout me out
I’m actually happy to see them so happy honestly didn’t think this relationship would work out and I’m proud lol
7:09 I've seen this angle far too many times.
lol :D
Man- 😔
7:04 that face tho.
I see you 👀
🤣🤣🤣 GG
Shi* didn’t realise mike was 35 and Lana only 24
same i was like oop-
Best part is that Lana is the one with the most money
@@davidkostoff30 Sugarmomy like she said
That’s normal
So? Both adults and not many dudes would choose a 35 year old woman over a 24 year old woman
“The night shift will probably become a food vlog”
It already f***ing is.
@GewoonLeon true
I feel like their relationship is real genuine and they seem to dismantle whatever stereotype you might gather from them
yes, and lana also is like taking the bounderies far as a girl stereotype. honestly love her
Didnt they have like issues like 4 hours after they hooked up.....
@@176cgna yep. It's all for clout
@@cjb2836 honestly I just didnt pay attention I only know lana dont ask me how.... the other guy seems like the average bone head with a few million followers but that prob it if he can get lana then I know I have a chance with scarlet Johnson😍 any way I dont care I spent too much time typing this comment already
@@176cgna I lowkey thought Mike was a twat as well. But watching his vlogs seeing how different he is around lana has given me the impression that maybe he isn't your stereotypical douche, as far as lana goes she's a cutie with a booty
Lana is so innocent hard to imagine she was ever in the adult industry
Arcadia What do you mean if she was innocent, from a young age she wanted to be a pôrń šttrárr
@@gerardocamachoacosta6413 wait wut?
Oliver_B yeah, but not all people are confident to do šēx in camera.
@Oliver_B with 8 guys at once tho?
@@gerardocamachoacosta6413 innocent in a different way, just because she wanted to be a porn star doesn't mean she can't be innocent.
still figuring out how he got Lana to be his girlfriend, mad respect
Being himself
Because he's close to Logan Paul and money
W T I think Lana is doing ok with money considering she just bought herself a Lamborghini like a month ago
@@noahcastle9360 You know he lied about her buying the Lamborghini, right? It's been posted on dramalert. It's leased. You can lease one for less than 3k a month and technically afford it on a 100k salary.
@@jeansnow1 6 figures is no joke, but we all know she's making way more than that
Hahahah what an ad😂😂
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You watch him
Coincidence?
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ayoo its my legend
Mike's ads are unrivalled on this platform, the only ones I actually watch
Lana: *I'm a virgin*
Mike: *walks away*
*Sad pronstar noises*
*Pornhub has left the chat*
@@YESSSZIRR too many online class or video chats, bro?😎😎😎
Nice reply 😂😂
Pornstar noise wyd step bro 😂😂
The spelling of pornstar baffles me
@@YESSSZIRR "pron"💀
POV: ur watching for mike not simping for Lana
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b stop
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b fk off
true
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b your mom said no such thing you lying little shit
No simp September
Im the princess
RRRRR jumps on the bed like a Gargole
Thanks for saying exactly what Happened in the video we all watched. Couldn’t do it without you
Antonio lmfaoo😂😂
for me was this part
Do u just comment on every trending video, I’ve seen u over 20 times
y
4:13 don't worry bro ,we all saw ...
I like how Mike pretends he won’t be marrying a millionaire with a model’s body.
Yeah that's called marrying a pornstar
Rocki 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mehmet-fetih3934 porn stars don't make that much money as u might think, she made her money through other options
@@jasontun4222 where are you getting this bullshit from? Mia Khalifa?
Rocki she literally said she gets a lot of her money from premium snap
everytime lana make jokes mike be like :
eEeEEhEEeH
oof he reads comments
I love how Lana acts wish my girl was funny and had a sense of humor like that
When she said “I want drinkkk” she sounded like she could be a voice character for a film
😂😂😂🤣
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@@amanibrian huh?
What about hentai anime ?
Imagine the parents of the kids who go to see the animated movie.
I love how dedicated he is with the sponsors unlike the rest of the RUclipsrs 😭😂
I mean someone has to pay for the vacation lol
@@skyling666 yeah lana
When he said “I can’t show anymore” I was like I done seen it all 🤣
fr
word
its bc of kids
@@Sim77j hell even the kids have saw it these days
Ikr bruh...like wtf😂😂😂
the relationship was a joke and now it’s actually legitimately cute
It was never a joke
brad Smilowitz, wasn’t it’s originally Logan buying Lana Rhoades for the day? And then they just actually hang out
Actually... it's still a joke in my opinion smh😂
Ben Youngblood Yh it is but they in love or close enuff to it.
At least they actually love each other
Literally to the 1% who's reading this, God bless you, stay safe and have a wonderful year
It's funny that probably everyone thought thay Mike is her sugar daddy, not knowing that her girlfriend makes more money.
Well I would assume she’s more wealthier but maybe it’s just me
No I’m pretty sure everyone knew it was her with the money. You must not know mike.
I’m driving for amazon and I listen to impaulsive every day. All day. Almost listened to them all. Mike you are my spirit animal. My whole life I’ve been surrounded by death and drugs. And to see you come out the other side is inspirational af. Can’t wait to go on the podcast!!?
God loves you my friend.
Bro Lana's actually funny ngl I love her not just for her body 🥺
He was such a gangster before 6ix9ine Podcast lol
@Jordan Snap what did that mean?
@Jordan Snap thanks for the explanation
gets his girlfriend that he started dating this year a cartier watch and gets his bestfriend from years a fkn shrimp
seems just about right
Logan would be mad
Not just any shrimp though :D
I guess she knew he sucks at giving gifts so she kept mentioning what she wanted for her bday on many vlogs before 🤣
these jokes are old and low key retarded, he said that it was his favorite animal, that’s a big deal with some meaning behind it, Logan was being an ungrateful bitch tbh, idk why they had to argue about it, they could’ve maybe just kept that one until they’re able to replace it for the right one? Either way it still hits shit cool as fuck. that whole situation was dumb in my eyes and the fact that mike even moved out for a week or 2 is crazy haha
LOL! just realized I've been going on vacation to that resort for the last 5 years, sadly not at the same date as you guys!!!
what’s the resort
Same resort for 5 years? Don’t u wanna go some place else?
@@defupa ausberger esperanza in Los Cabos
@@joecastagno8255 Its not my only trip, besides its already a family tradition, and as Lana said it's the best resort ever
Coincidence?
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Brooo you deserve all off itt not only famous and ritch you got the real women who realy mentobe to you! Do youre thing you are THE MEN!!
they broke up
LMAO HE WAS TRYING SO HARD AT THE END TO HIDE IT🤣
She definitely touched him throughout the majority of the last few min lol
Me: that room looks amazing
Mike: "I know all this is pretty standard"
Me: wow my life must really suck.
Mike's sponsers are getting out of hand 😂
This man ... always gives me hope.
i love the end you can tell everytime she’s touching him bc he starts laughing 😂😂, i love their relationship
Lana is so captivating, she has that something. What a beautiful free spirit 💕
Are you like that
Christopher White not every porn star has what she has and makes it to the 1%.
Lanas a really chill person, like people are too quick to judge her
Lol of course most people do, she lowkey asking for it
Simp
@@peytonbearden8745 how the fuck is that simping lol
Lol yeah what’s your ig tho?
AestheticN3RD shhhh🤫
0:50 put it in 0,25 fast your Gonna thank me
Thanks
Lol
7 months already feels like 7 years as you guys are so compatible.
mexico 🇲🇽 has the best beaches and hotels and foods and funny people and most ways of swearing hands down
we lack in clothing style doe, can’t even lie
La verdad que sí
La neta
Simon
@beaver feaver looks like you havent been in Mexico
Obviously u haven’t been to Australia
If logan would of never introduced lana to Mike all this wouldn’t exist!! You owe Logan so much lol
Yeah and you think he’s not thankful? Theyre bestfriends and he knows that smart ass
Mike owes everything to logan. He wont get the clout and girls without logan atleast not the model ones anyway. His book wouldnt even reach many people without his followings from logan
Chefboi Raph I think he knows that smart ass
Thats what homies do bro, put each other on. Just cause Mike was the one being put on doesn't mean anything. Once one of us makes it we all make it!
The cutest couple ever.
Mike get down on that knee and propose 🤪
When even the sponsorships are entertaining 😂
Even better than whole vlog...LOL
She has those death metal lows when she is serious about it.
When Lana said she’s a virgin his face went from happy to shi-
Coincidence?
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I absolutely love them together!!
"I'm your sugar mommy" WELL... yeah!
shes aint wrong
congrats mike on Amara/Lana's birthday you guys have made it a long way
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hey early squad!!!
GANG
soldiermaanSZN stfu
Sup
What’s up Bob Ross 👋🏽
Bob Ross hi
Old video I know but they fit together perfectly. Don’t know what it is but they just do!!!
After watching Lana in Mike's vlogs, it's kinda weird to now watch Lana where we used to
It's is but I also see it as a free onlyfans when I'm on pornhub
Lana: Im a virgin.
Me: Yup definitely.
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Isnt she in a movie or something. What movies is she in i wanna check some out?
Shungite
@@lethal-thf5119 its called brazzers
No Lana Rhodes is not a virgin, amara is
I actually don't mind watching Mike's sponsorship segments😆
I really started watching for the sponsorships videos
i've never seen ads that had been beautifully executed like how the ads in Mike's videos
Out of all these comments you found mine
Here’s a cookie 🍪
thanks :)
I wanted a pony ,,
Thank you😬
This made me happy
Thank you friend
Now that I realize it Lana is kinda funny 😭😭
Mike: Are we going to go fast sir
Mexican: Very fast
Lana: nooooo
I’ve never agreed more with logan’s comment about mikes vlogs. I don’t know why he’s so entertaining to watch but I watch all of them
the production quality of the ads are improving, we might even get to see a movie from this guy
Her just saying "it's so pretty" makes me believe she's a genuine person now
so you think pornstars are not considered "people"? she had to quit porn for you to realise shes a..... person?
@@fumetsu-950 it was a joke bruh
Fumetsu- what a simp
@@fumetsu-950 yea
When u are so early. No one's blessing my parents in the comments
or rita who loves sex hasn’t commented
Yes I got you this watch cuz I use you for content which has made me 100x more than what this watch costs. You're the only reason my channel had any subscribers at all.
I started laughing the second I heard “And now a word from our sponsor”😂😂
“Are we going fast today?”
“vErY fAst”
Logan is the best friend you can ever dream of
we ignoring the fact that mike said “i love you” ok..
When?
Scott Geoffrion 7:24
Time stamp or didn't happen
So? They said it to each other before. I mean Lana even said it at the end
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I almost had a stroke when mike said “Churros”
My name is not Jenniffer And I don’t want sex
I’m also not Luxy or Nancy and first off who the fuck would want anything from a chick named Luxy, tf? These bots weak
That’s not the only time I seen Lana in a pool
4:20 ah yes, the rich people on vacation telling us to destress and not overwork as unemployment is at it's highest
Bruh
No
Ok
to be fair, he was very poor relatively recently. He worked hard to get to where he is and i guess he kinda deserves the rest. also hes just giving the best advice he can.
Man up .
When she says she is his sugar daddy that’s most likely true
I mean she’s already rich dude
😂 yeah when lana said “im your sugar mommy” that’s lowkey fact
“Mike doesn’t deserve Lana” Read his book and then come back and we’ll see if you’re still saying that.
People change.
What does it say?
didnt he cheat
What's in the book?
Lol, nice try. Nobody would actually read his book. Except for 0.0001%
Mike already failed “NO simp September”
can't even be mad at mike when he incorporates ads into the videos
4:13 we already saw that thing 😂😂
To The Person Who’s Reading This:
I Hope Your Having An Amazing, Beautiful Day And You Are Happy With Your Life. ✨
no u ;)
:)
you too
soldiermaanSZN you just said in another comment your aunt would buy it...
@@user-ll8ht1ug3b LMFAO I've seen u before in comment sections
I was clicking through expecting a scene forgot this was the wrong site LMAO
Amara saying she is the sugar mommy is the most accurate statement on this channel 😂
You know you're on the right channel when the cheap voice-over for the sponsor kicks in😂❤️
Imagine going on a vacation with Lana Rhoades
It's so good to see Lana/Amara wanting to have a family with you, Mike! I wish you guys all the best!
She Is lying to him
best couple on youtube since jake and erika, awesome !!
I think we all just watch this because of Lana Rhoades
Yeah just came from Pornhub tryin to relax a bit,
She really does know how to take a few in a row back to back nasty lmao
the “not affiliated with the baseball team in pittsburgh” had me dead cause my family is from pittsburgh😂😂
They have so much fun memories together.. Damn
Probably the only sponsor I don’t skip
“Listen up guys, my boyfriends talking to you”😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😂
Noone :
Absolutely Noone :
Mike with his sponsors
Who’s here after they broke up 😢
3:10
Me
Me
They back together now
@@oisinmccloskey6299 🧢