Lewis: So distracted by his talk of Ultima, he only realized he was drowning when the water cut off his words. Ryan: After sleeping on his leg and breaking it, Ryan was unable to keep up with the wagon and perished after falling out. Ted: Went to be with a fever. Woke up a skeleton. John: Realized too late that attempting to get every disease doesn't cancel the symptoms out. BSC: It's a brain in a jar, it was never living long.
If we're taking it one step further, it was Clement that drugged Lewis so he'd drown in a shallow river, it was Clement who used a blowdart to shoot Johnny with darts embedded with the blood of those who carried the disease,.It was Clement who sabotaged the wagon causing Ryan to fall out and break his leg. As for Ted...He really just caught a fever and died. I don't think Clement had anything to do with it
Honestly, Lewis is that one guy in the Marines who gets his whole team shot over something ridiculous like a dropped ration or an unused bullet. *Gunshots and bombshells flying everywhere* General John: LEWIS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!? Private Lewis: Somebody dropped a spare bullet over there, Sir! General John: WHAT!?!? Private Lewis: I'm gonna go get it! General John: WE'VE TONS OF BULLETS YOU IDIOT!!!!! GET BACK OVER HERE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!!!!!! Private Lewis: Bullet!......Oh hey, a ration! *gets hit by a bombshell* General John: LEWIS!!!!!! Private Ted: Sir, we have a problem! General John: Oh what now!? Sargent Ryan: Incoming! *A barrage of missiles and bombshells finish off the whole platoon* General John: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG-- *Gets cutoff mid-sentence by the blast* *A game over screen flashes as everyone takes off their VR helmets* Ryan: Nice going, Lewis.
Y'know, when I saw this, I had the sudden urge to to a playthrough of the game myself real quick, with the BSC guys as the passengers. First day, Lewis breaks his arm, first river, Lewis immediatly drowned, second river Ted drowns, third stop Ryan dies of the measels, Johnny keeps getting sick left and right, but winds up being the only survivor by the end.
So while John died of having a combination of diseases, Ted dies of a fever, Ryan of a broken leg (I know it was something else, but this is funnier) and Lewis drowned in 3 feet of water in the second river.
I was really hoping someone would bring up that you can literally cause the extinction of bison if you shoot too many in this game, but it went over everyone's heads until someone pointed it out.
You can cause all of the animals to become scarce if you go rambo on them, making hunting muuuuch harder late in the game if you didn't know this like most kids.
Meanwhile, over the grave of BSC you can hear "Ch'yeah buddy" and "But I digress..." from the grieving Sonic guest commentators that were the unofficial fifth and sixth members
+Zero Ace but how do you explain the bullet going away at the same time as lewis, it can't be a coincidence, also just being shot wouldn't prevent him from being distracted by his ultima tangent.
I do just wanna point out something: This game takes place in 1848. A *bullet* in 1848 was just a small lump of lead that you stuffed down a gun's barrel. In other words, at the first river, the Crew lost a lead ball bearing.
*To sum up this playthrough in a nut shell:* Lewis drowns but is more concerned over the loss of a single bullet than the fact that he was the first to die here. Ryan croaks before he can have his fries. Johnny's immune system is through the roof. And Ted's hunting and leadership skills make even Homer Simpson look competent. Congratulations, Guys.
Ted, you mentioned the "dreaded werewolves of Michigan". Ironically, there IS a cryptid folk legend in Michigan about a werewolf-like creature known as the Dogman, so...
Now I regret passing this video up on the 1st of April because I didn't realize it was a short commentary of Oregon Trail until the title was changed later on.
There is an updated version of this game called the Organ Trail, based on a post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland with nuclear fallout everywhere, and you fight a kracken at the end.
Never played the Oregon Trail, but I did play it's spiritual successor the Amazon Trail. Similar to Oregon Trail except you took a time traveling canoe throughout South America. Better than it sounds.
Johnny and Lewis are probably thinking of Oregon Trail Deluxe which looked much prettier. I remember playing that in school and choosing nothing but Doctor as well .
This game, THIS DAMN GAME. I played it like many innocent souls and died countless times in elementary school. I didn't finish it until i was in my senior year in high school
I never played the old school version of this, but I remember playing one of the earlier IOS versions (pre-microtransactions) on my dad's phone a lot around 2010. Also, I would honestly love a full playthrough. But I can't believe BSC is freaking dead.
There's an awesome stage musical based on this game called "The Trail to Oregon" by Team StarKid. It's here on RUclips so I recommend anyone check it out.
My head cannon for this video is that this actually takes place in a post apocalyptic world where BSC tries to go to a con but cars no longer work so they try and use a wagon and end up dying....
Ted complaining about losing oxen reminds me of an unmarked quest in Fallout New Vegas where a guy says that his Brahmin keep getting shot up at midnight. You find out later that the one responsible is a super mutant with minigun that's raving about voices in his head. Albeit the super mutants is cloaked most of the time aside from when he shoots his minigun, but even cloaked he's still slightly visible and his ravings about the voices give his position away so how come this guy couldn't figure out who was killing his livestock?
Ted: I haven't played Oregon trail in forever Me: It's only been like 2 years since that Fund the charity room stream. And now it's been 3 since that stream.
Oh no, now Henry is the last member and is the owner of channel and suddenly the number of subscribers skyrocketted, And honestly, he makes better content... and I can't believe BSC and co. (except Henry) got fucked up!
14:41 “A thief comes during the night and steals 8 bullets.” I can actually kinda see stealing bullets being smart, because like Ted said, they’re potentially a more effective way of getting food than actually stealing or buying it directly. Why only eight though?
Lewis: So distracted by his talk of Ultima, he only realized he was drowning when the water cut off his words.
Ryan: After sleeping on his leg and breaking it, Ryan was unable to keep up with the wagon and perished after falling out.
Ted: Went to be with a fever. Woke up a skeleton.
John: Realized too late that attempting to get every disease doesn't cancel the symptoms out.
BSC: It's a brain in a jar, it was never living long.
I'm imagining the thief stealing your stuff is Clement. Makes it funnier that way.
Smug Sneasel *Clement laughs evilly in Eggman voice in the background*
If we're taking it one step further, it was Clement that drugged Lewis so he'd drown in a shallow river, it was Clement who used a blowdart to shoot Johnny with darts embedded with the blood of those who carried the disease,.It was Clement who sabotaged the wagon causing Ryan to fall out and break his leg.
As for Ted...He really just caught a fever and died. I don't think Clement had anything to do with it
Clement already has almost double the subscribers of BSC. If Clement really did want the subscribers, he would have killed SCMJ.
Smug Sneasel or Chuggaaconroy while doing the Pokemon hiker Dance
No
Matt and Elliot wanted John back, but then he died
Lewis drowns in The first river of the game. The river is one foot deep. It’d be easier to drown in a bathtub!
Like drowning in Angel Island Zone
MMetelli you should know you drowned in angel island zone
Lmfao XD They got you there, Matt XD
It's harder to drown in Angel Island Zone. I mean, you'd have to either try or be a total dumbass to drown there.
Osoiatama just look up sgb highlights Matt drowned in angel island zone
"You lose: 1 bullet"
"Lewis (drowned)"
Yeah, SURE, 'drowned.' That's what happened to Lewis. That missing bullet has NOTHING to do with it.
Ted killed Lewis
Lewis died tried to save a drowning bullet. That brave soul.
The bullet gave it's life trying to save Lewis. We must honor it's sacrifice
Where were you when BSC died? I was at home when I got call,
"BSC is kill."
"No."
justThisFool/ But who was Phone?!
This is honestly a good April fool's video.
HerosHelper
Your profile picture looks like he is spying on someone in the shower.
Well it's not that I can tell you for certain.
I had a violent anxious reaction upon seeing your profile picture.
Inaccurate Prophecy Oh, I'm sorry.
HerosHelper
I'm guessing its one of "those" kinds of fan art.
Lewis: "Don't even get me started on Ultima"
Also Lewis: *rambles on for ages about Ultima anyway*
Honestly, Lewis is that one guy in the Marines who gets his whole team shot over something ridiculous like a dropped ration or an unused bullet.
*Gunshots and bombshells flying everywhere*
General John: LEWIS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?!?
Private Lewis: Somebody dropped a spare bullet over there, Sir!
General John: WHAT!?!?
Private Lewis: I'm gonna go get it!
General John: WE'VE TONS OF BULLETS YOU IDIOT!!!!! GET BACK OVER HERE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!!!!!!
Private Lewis: Bullet!......Oh hey, a ration! *gets hit by a bombshell*
General John: LEWIS!!!!!!
Private Ted: Sir, we have a problem!
General John: Oh what now!?
Sargent Ryan: Incoming!
*A barrage of missiles and bombshells finish off the whole platoon*
General John: AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG-- *Gets cutoff mid-sentence by the blast*
*A game over screen flashes as everyone takes off their VR helmets*
Ryan: Nice going, Lewis.
henry the lost member of BSC
SomecallhimJohnHenry?
We don’t talk about him. That was a dark time for this channel and a very bad LP.
Y'know, when I saw this, I had the sudden urge to to a playthrough of the game myself real quick, with the BSC guys as the passengers. First day, Lewis breaks his arm, first river, Lewis immediatly drowned, second river Ted drowns, third stop Ryan dies of the measels, Johnny keeps getting sick left and right, but winds up being the only survivor by the end.
So while John died of having a combination of diseases, Ted dies of a fever, Ryan of a broken leg (I know it was something else, but this is funnier) and Lewis drowned in 3 feet of water in the second river.
TheJJStrife I can’t believe BSC is dead.
I was really hoping someone would bring up that you can literally cause the extinction of bison if you shoot too many in this game, but it went over everyone's heads until someone pointed it out.
You can cause all of the animals to become scarce if you go rambo on them, making hunting muuuuch harder late in the game if you didn't know this like most kids.
I love early BSC but I do prefer the videos after Henry joined
honestly wouldn't mind seeing this be an actual series.
Yea seriously, I'd like to it like each part is a different person's attempt
I feel 50-50 about that
MisterX867 That would be pretty neat to see.
If they were to do that they would more than likely play either Super Wagon Adventure or Organ Trail to keep it interesting enough for a full LP.
same
Meanwhile, over the grave of BSC you can hear "Ch'yeah buddy" and "But I digress..." from the grieving Sonic guest commentators that were the unofficial fifth and sixth members
my explanation for the bullet is that bsc got tired of lewis' ultima discussion that he shot lewis in the leg and then he drowned.
ali movla No he was too preoccupied with his Ultima tangent to swim to safety, were not you paying attention?
+Zero Ace
but how do you explain the bullet going away at the same time as lewis, it can't be a coincidence, also just being shot wouldn't prevent him from being distracted by his ultima tangent.
ali movla Ryan: “Shut up “Spoony”!
ali movla It fell out of the box
If BSC is a separate entity, I like to imagine it's just a brain in a jar that manages the uploads.
Oh wow, a legitimately good April Fools video.
BSC is dead well then time to start ButtScratch Commentaries
I do just wanna point out something:
This game takes place in 1848.
A *bullet* in 1848 was just a small lump of lead that you stuffed down a gun's barrel.
In other words, at the first river, the Crew lost a lead ball bearing.
The version of Oregon Trail I had actually had a HUD to it
Still waiting on that Tetris part2 video :^)
I love how the entire ending was one big metaphor. Ted got punished for far less than John, and then the group got typhoid and died.
On this day 170 years ago BSC, Ryan, Johnny, Ted and Lewis set out on the adventure of a lifetime
PhoeniksoftheStorm And Lewis died in the first river.
BSC is dead?!?
Good.
FTCR has finally won.
Avgn Zelda CD-I reference
All hail SGB
It should have been Game Grumps :(
IanBough Wand of Gamelon Zelda: Good
This is legit fucking funny. Can we do these one-off bullshit videos on the regular please?
The epitaph should have been
... and knuckles.
*To sum up this playthrough in a nut shell:*
Lewis drowns but is more concerned over the loss of a single bullet than the fact that he was the first to die here.
Ryan croaks before he can have his fries.
Johnny's immune system is through the roof.
And Ted's hunting and leadership skills make even Homer Simpson look competent.
Congratulations, Guys.
The river is too deep to
ford. You lose:
7 sets of clothing
1 bullet
1 wagon axle
153 pounds of food
and 1 Lewis
I can smell the old computers from the computer lab.
You are playing the DOS version.
Thank you, LGR
that description.
Life has many doors ed-bois.
Yours have all closed.
*For Good*
Hah, Matt is a store owner
And I guess this explains the tweets about ted's fever and john's measles
Ted, you mentioned the "dreaded werewolves of Michigan". Ironically, there IS a cryptid folk legend in Michigan about a werewolf-like creature known as the Dogman, so...
"The biggest twist about Oregon Trail is that it is a post apocalyptic future."
Play Organ Trail.
every one shed a tear for brainscratch commentaries my thay rest in peace
so there used to be a Henry in the Brainscratch Crew huh....the plot thickens
Happy easter/April fools
Ps if you want a better version of this play death road to canda
So this is what those tweets were about John having measles and ted not handling a fever
Now I regret passing this video up on the 1st of April
because I didn't realize it was a short commentary of Oregon Trail until the title was changed later on.
it's also a well known fact that manga's provide very good protection against knives being thrown at you at the speed of sound.
But, will it save you from Lord Vitiates wrath?
Cover your whole body with the complete collection of the One Piece Manga, and you'll be able to block a tactical nuke if it comes down to it.
Even when your hat bleeds?
The laughs officially start when John acknowledges the naked guy.
The day BSC died. Only their husks remain.
"Lost" one bullet and Lewis "drowned". I know it was a river, but I smell something fishy with that story...
mindisfrozen ha ha fishy, I get it
When I ever play this game I always die from the same, but classic way: Dysentery.
There is an updated version of this game called the Organ Trail, based on a post-apocalyptic zombie wasteland with nuclear fallout everywhere, and you fight a kracken at the end.
I know it's never going to happen , but now I want to see a BSC playthrough of Museum Madness
Damnit! The description took my comment!
john, when you get the time in like 10 years, please, please! do an animation of this video!
"Sees the tumbnail"
Ted has finally went and did it, BSC is dead.
Oh god, not this! No, the flashbacks! The dysentery!!!
Never played the Oregon Trail, but I did play it's spiritual successor the Amazon Trail. Similar to Oregon Trail except you took a time traveling canoe throughout South America. Better than it sounds.
So John was the last to go in Oregon Trail......somehow that didn't surprise me lol
It's less than an urban legend, Theodore Roosevelt was saved from an assassination attempt by his speech notes in his coat pocket.
Now I just want this to be a series where you just try to make it to the end over and over again.
I knew that Ted would destroy BSC someday, but this isn't the way I thought he would.
Johnny and Lewis are probably thinking of Oregon Trail Deluxe which looked much prettier. I remember playing that in school and choosing nothing but Doctor as well .
BSC represents the entire audience
RIP BSC May 6th 2009-April 1st 2018
This game, THIS DAMN GAME.
I played it like many innocent souls and died countless times in elementary school.
I didn't finish it until i was in my senior year in high school
I had to come back here and watch this video since the remake came out for the Nintendo switch.
I never played the old school version of this, but I remember playing one of the earlier IOS versions (pre-microtransactions) on my dad's phone a lot around 2010.
Also, I would honestly love a full playthrough.
But I can't believe BSC is freaking dead.
There's an awesome stage musical based on this game called "The Trail to Oregon" by Team StarKid. It's here on RUclips so I recommend anyone check it out.
So this is the end of BSC anime. . . Well, hopeful the sequel series BSC: Brotherhood bizarre shippuden Z is a great follow up
My head cannon for this video is that this actually takes place in a post apocalyptic world where BSC tries to go to a con but cars no longer work so they try and use a wagon and end up dying....
All this time, I thought BSC would die due to dysentery.
Terry has a fragile ego, we know better than to needlessly diss him.
RIP BrainScratchComms
I knew thy well.
Well, every elementary school Macintosh in the 90s. In the 2000s, you weren’t so lucky...
So.... part 2?
RIP BSC
Typhoid is an Anagram for FTCR
I still hae the second version of Oregon Trail. It came on a cd and everything...
The first game made by FromSoft.... beautiful.
Ted complaining about losing oxen reminds me of an unmarked quest in Fallout New Vegas where a guy says that his Brahmin keep getting shot up at midnight. You find out later that the one responsible is a super mutant with minigun that's raving about voices in his head. Albeit the super mutants is cloaked most of the time aside from when he shoots his minigun, but even cloaked he's still slightly visible and his ravings about the voices give his position away so how come this guy couldn't figure out who was killing his livestock?
Ted: I haven't played Oregon trail in forever
Me: It's only been like 2 years since that Fund the charity room stream.
And now it's been 3 since that stream.
Oregon 2: Inadequate Boogaloo.
Oh no, now Henry is the last member and is the owner of channel and suddenly the number of subscribers skyrocketted, And honestly, he makes better content... and I can't believe BSC and co. (except Henry) got fucked up!
RIP Henry
Would you like to write an epitaph?
"Here lies the blue buffoons"
Should've had You Say Run in the background.
BSC is dead, welp time to reach into my chest of convinient plot macguffins
"I think meager RACtions were an option."
How did no one point this out lol
In one fell swoop, Ted managed to kill NSC, Somecallmejohnny and SGB. (Yes Elliot and Matt live, but its only a matter of time.)
I actually did 3 Let's plays of Akalabeth. Both versions as mages and one version as a fighter ^^
I want Oregon Trail Remastered in 4K!
Ted: Hey kids, are you ready to learn?
Me: No.
I half expected Link's Crossbow Training once againxD
I didn't know bsc was swooping down to FCTR levels of content now
When's the FTCR run?
Another cultural touch stone that like many Canadians have no idea what the deal is. My big elementary school pc game was Gizmos and Gadgets.
next time on BSC travels the old west: Super Amazing Wagon Adventure!
I feel like super amazing wagon adventure has spoiled watching this game for me. But it has its own share of hilarity
If you ever do make a concious decision to end the channel my only request is that you make this the "introduction" video
So this is the fabled Fifth Member of BSC.
Who could have foreseen that this was how BSC would go out?
GAME OVER YEAH
I laughed so hard You guys should do this again
10:42 “A thief comes during the night and steals 2 sets of clothing.” Who steals clothes? Ted had the weirdest luck during this playthrough.
14:41 “A thief comes during the night and steals 8 bullets.” I can actually kinda see stealing bullets being smart, because like Ted said, they’re potentially a more effective way of getting food than actually stealing or buying it directly. Why only eight though?
That fever was deadly
AU where this was the last video BSC ever uploaded.
F