Fraggle Rock ~ Dumb Son of A Gun

Season 1 Episode 20 The Garden Plot
Performed by: Pa and Junior Gorg
Notes: aka "My Son"
A son, a son,
A dummy for a son.
It's bad enough you huff and puff,
To make a kingdom run.
Why, should I,
Be forced to satisfy,
A witless, wonder, dunder, blunder,
Dummy of a son?
Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun
De dum of a son de dum of a gun
So come, someone,
And take away my son.
My enemies attack and tease,
Until the kingdom's done.
But worse, I curse,
The wretched Universe,
That brought a witless, dunder, blunder,
Dummy of a son.
Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun
De dum of a son de dum of a gun
My son, my son,
You're stupid as they come.
I taught you all that I recall,
So how come you're so dumb?
I cry, good-bye,
I'll prob'ly go and hide, [???]
But always here behind my rear,
I see my stupid son.
Dum de dum of a son de dum of a gun
De dum of a son de dum of a gun
De dum de dum de dum de dum de