The funniest thing about the jd vance couch accusations is that someone just made it up as a joke, but jd vance is such a fuckin weirdo that everyone just accepted it as something he would definitely do
@rubenhunt3196 No, the worse part is a WHOLE NEWS COMPANY came out saying "no, he doesn't do this", but THEY took it down because while yes, there isn't evidence he did it, there's also no contradictory evidence HE hasn't done it before. You can't make this up. You can't make this up.
Nope, it was in the first printed edition of Hillbilly elegy and was subsequently edited out. And even if it is disinformation, it's funny disinformation so I think we should act like it's true because J.D "women should be baby factories" Vance deserves to be bullied regardless.
You don't get it, the funny part about it is that he's such a repugnant and off-putting weird individual that it seems like something he would write about in his book
The crazy thing about political ads -specifically at the federal level- is that they cannot be censored for content. larry flynt wanted to run 30 seconds of hardcore qorn with the caption "dont let [opponent] do this to you" when he tried to run for congress.
“If you end up enjoying this video, don’t forget to subscribe.” People who get easily offended: People who were attacked: The elderly: Amnesiacs: Nobody: Pets: Me:
The reason this is confirmed is because of his book "Hillbilly Elegy". As a kid he put a glove between two couch cushions to try and make a bait aid. He grew up poor as hell and in a bad neighborhood so I can't really blame him. He didn't have the internet to teach him about the Pringle method. Relatively understandable from the perspective of an impoverished teenager.
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Wake up babe, JOKO just posted peak again!!!
Hi
nibbles on ur computer cords a lil
The sleep deprived gang never fails to make me hard and make me laugh
I’m peaking rn tbh
Oh, rad. Can you drop me a link to it?
apandah starts talking at 0:22
No fucking way this bit is brought over
Thank you! Now I know when to stop watching. 🥰🥰
thank you
thank you, now i know when to stop paying attention
Thank you so much! Now I know when to zone out 😊🙏
The profligate utters its sacrilegious chants at 0:22
Truly, we are all doomed now
true horror
incomprehensible, ive met with a terrible fate
Wretched tidings
is that chill bill
So nice for joko to shoutout these small RUclipsrs
APANDAH HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
Damn it must be such an honor to play with the big guy himself
Dude joko is literally a member in the SDMP Minecraft server😭
Must be an honor to play with Brickshitter333
real
I could never after what he did to me after what happened with me and him back in 99’
Horror*
HEHEHEHHEHE EYAYYYYY!!!
you're not real i won't ever believe you really exist
OMG is this the popular RUclipsr jokay?
it's giving me the option to 'translate to english'
"It" starts talking at 0:18. Beware
the invasion
Huh
0:22
Do y'all actually hate him or is this just a joke (im slow)
@@MarkZuckerberg324 joke
you got the whole-ass SD cast and just tagged schlatt
ok but counterpoint: (w/ jschlatt) in title will make me enough money to buy a mansion for every commenter on this video
@@HeyItsJoko I’ll be waiting
@@HeyItsJokoI’ll be holding that to you 🫥
@@HeyItsJoko mr breast give me money
@@HeyItsJokovalid lol
The funniest thing about the jd vance couch accusations is that someone just made it up as a joke, but jd vance is such a fuckin weirdo that everyone just accepted it as something he would definitely do
The ACTUAL weird thing he did was looking up dolphins doing inappropriate things to women
Isnt it from his memoir he published?
No, someone just said that and nobody bothered to check if it was real or not.
@rubenhunt3196 No, the worse part is a WHOLE NEWS COMPANY came out saying "no, he doesn't do this", but THEY took it down because while yes, there isn't evidence he did it, there's also no contradictory evidence HE hasn't done it before. You can't make this up. You can't make this up.
And actually like they said in the video, it somehow just makes him seem more casual.
“Schlinky” had just as much fun as he did back in 99’
Jschlatt vnace
yadayadayada dead horse yadayadayada
@@ebenezer-scrooge Yeah, some animals got involved too that day...
wow “jshart” 9/11 enumclaw washington back in 99’ moment amirite guys
the video starts at 0:00:00
thanks!
Oh? I had believed it to start at 0:00 my mistake 😅
Source?
@@astoller6386 trust me bro
@@astoller6386it came to me in a dream
My plane is currently crashing at rapid speed but cant stop that JOKO grind
Bro thought he was on a jack manifold video 😭😭😭
Mika is so much more freaky now that he’s on a different channel
Holy shit new sleep deprived video
“The younger the better” “the rnc was last week” killed me
this video actually hurt my head more than usual, I need to watch it again to comprehend
Wake up babe! Schlunnilingus and Joinko just uploadeddd
i think thats the worst one yet, almost as bad as '99
12:05 I was not expecting the old ERB reference in 2024
8:40 OMG BRAT REFERENCE 🤯🤯🤯
the... the AOTY funny person.... that's you!!!!!
@@prismozunfunny it is me!!!!
@@prismozunfunny its me!!!!
@@prismozunfunny gonna write this on my resume
@@prismozunfunny Holy shit I didn't even notice yeah that's the aoty guy
Definition of "safe edgy".
the creature laughs at 0:22
As soon as you said it was modded I was terrified. Regular Jackbox is already unhinged
10:23 is not a coincidence, it came from Schlatt
(tfw its the exact date too)
what a collab
two of my favorite youtubers
"I got a really comfy couch"
-Schlatt
Why did you get sleep deprived you ruined my day
had to put jschlatt in the title lmao
I am trying to buy 16 mansions in sunny Los Angeles, California
Nugget in biscuit? Chik-Fil-A has a solution you're going to *LOVE*
Welcome back jorko
Jonko
Jork
Mika sold me fent behind school
0:26 IM SEEING THIS AFTER HES TRUMPS RUNNING MATE 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
pookie its funny bc he was trumps running mate when the video went up 😭😭😭😭
@gourd985 oh
Yippy you got the sleep deprived gang!!!
I did things to my couch.
9:52 This whole round was a mythic pull
So much censorship goddamn what a waste.
So you gonna join a patreon if he makes one or do you just not want him to make any money through content creation.
@@tsantmm no, we criticizing yt for being a bitch
He deserves nothing @@tsantmm
go to slee deprived
Welcome to RUclips, where literally anything can get you demonetised
14:05 was that mika 😭😭😭
this kind of jackbox reminds me of simpler times
8:10 Shabrat shalom Mikasacus!
Mika is Canadian, Russian and Jewish? Bro is collecting Ancestry subgroups like pokemon
I hadn't heard of the J.D. Vance couch thing until now, but it took me one search to find out it's disinformation.
Nope, it was in the first printed edition of Hillbilly elegy and was subsequently edited out. And even if it is disinformation, it's funny disinformation so I think we should act like it's true because J.D "women should be baby factories" Vance deserves to be bullied regardless.
NOOO I LOOKED IT UP TOO GODDAMN IT
can we just pretend its real cuz itd be way funnier if it were
You don't get it, the funny part about it is that he's such a repugnant and off-putting weird individual that it seems like something he would write about in his book
Google JD Vance burnt monkey testicles. I _wish_ that one was misinformation.
Too bad I'm still calling him a couch fucker
havent watched in a while but aztros voice training going crazy
I'm the dozen man, I eat the number 12.
If brake retarders are fine, then fire retardant is fine too
i was only kinda excited because of schlatt being in the video but im glad i clicked because POKE IS IN THIS ONE!!! MY FAVORITE GUY IS HERE
Man I thought Poke was Pokelawls lol
Its funny how anyone can just put jschlatt in the title and i instantly watch the video
Who invited schlep into this?
The fact that half of these have to be blurred is so funny
i predict that "SMPLive" will be severely bludgeoned soon
What the deuce
Can't believe that JOKO is playing with "Schlithead" after his "atrocities".
ICFS, The International Couch Fucking Society
I love how it’s just schlatt as the featured.
Joko deserves more likes fr
As someone from butler it’s still weird to see the town in the news
3:40 the boys reference
Yummers
The tubuscas reference brought me back a whole decade
mythical joko swag
Kamala was, in fact, not brat.
Why don’t you play a good game like soggy biscuits?
The crazy thing about political ads -specifically at the federal level- is that they cannot be censored for content. larry flynt wanted to run 30 seconds of hardcore qorn with the caption "dont let [opponent] do this to you" when he tried to run for congress.
5:02 boba
The most useful censorship
i love sleep deprived
Why does mika legit sound devastated at 9:51
So Jebediah Schlatt isn't dead. That puts a wrench in my plans...
"i did not have relations with that cushion"
Should have been WE MADE THIS GAME ERECTION
“If you end up enjoying this video, don’t forget to subscribe.”
People who get easily offended:
People who were attacked:
The elderly:
Amnesiacs:
Nobody:
Pets:
Me:
The amount of political references was both surprising and fucking hilarious, JD Vance is a couch duecer???
The reason this is confirmed is because of his book "Hillbilly Elegy". As a kid he put a glove between two couch cushions to try and make a bait aid. He grew up poor as hell and in a bad neighborhood so I can't really blame him. He didn't have the internet to teach him about the Pringle method. Relatively understandable from the perspective of an impoverished teenager.
5:20 i spent too long trying to figure out if those were bombs or vapes before realising they were syringes
Bro how did they predict the second assassination attempt 💀☠️💀☠️💀
Im shitting while watching this
wait, how do you mod jackbox?!? I want to be this unhinged with my friends :o
peak deprived
I can't believe j.d vance went sleepy in its deprived
Dang, chicken schittle didn’t hold back
Hold on you played modded jackbox with a group of people known to make edgy jokes and you censor it in your upload?
Thats so gay
Very sorry for the wokeness Cory! We really do live in a society!
I love how there were multiple other people but the title said "ft. Jschlatt"
I really wish JOKO finds his audience some time soon
You almost make SDP videos watchable! Just not quite enough
I genuinely can’t tell if shlatt is gay bi or straight and I love that.
poo
@ thanks
He finally made it
Ahh yes just the nonchalant epic rap battle bar peak entertainment for sure
As well as the tobuscus line very nostalgic am feeling
the big guy himself!!!
Holy shit its my favorite ytber jshit
You need more vids like these im running out of this content lol😂 23 more vids to go.
The Epic Rap battle reference threw me off so hard
too much censoring....
sorry for woke!
@@HeyItsJoko I know it's just RUclips stopping ya, but I loved the good old days where we could be ourselves without holding back on YT
@@STRIKER9001 We all do 😢
16:35 got to this part while drinking jack daniels straight out of the bottle, sitting in bed. do... do i have an alcohol problem?
BIG GUY!!
Fuck why did “that thing” have to be here too
Edgiest joko vid in a while! Very good! Yippee!
DID I HEAR A TOBUSCUS REFERENCE
Omg!!!! Astridsis!!!!!!
j schlapp
I can't watch this in this state, can somebody put a jumpscare warning for every time apandah talks?
joko, are you jokowee
MYTHICAL RUclips PULL