Why Lebanese Parents Are Never Satisfied - Nemr: No Bombing In Beirut
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Me : Mom I got covid 19
Mom : your cousin have covid 20 😂
Very good one
Lol 😂
😂😂😉
LOL!
HAHAHAHAHA
I got 98% at high school and my mom was like: why didn't you get 99.99% just like your cousin 🙃🚶🏻♀️😂
Yeah same here 😂🙃
Are you Lebanese cuz no one gets a 98% in high school here🤨😂
@@ronybechara2992 no honey I'm saudi 🌚🤣
@@Amber-qe5lb ah nice my dad lived there for 10+ years and i did for a couple of months... 🇱🇧❤🇸🇦
Rony Béchara so damb true
Indian parents:
1. I got a 99% in Math -> Why not 100?
2. I got 100% in Math -> Hmm...was it too easy? How many more people got 100?
Same same in Pakistan it literally happens to me
@@Turco-mughal
Lol, don't try to fool us
@@KSDK32 😂
@@KSDK32 uhhmm no pakistani culture is super similar to india and generic asian, brown culture
@@KSDK32 how is he fooling tho. Here in Bangladesh it's also same
If only they put more stuff like this on the news and TV everybody will realize how similar we all are. Because we are HUMAN! The same species. Like it’s crazy ppl still are so amazed how similar we are! Don’t be surprised just keep spreading the love ❤️
The worst is an Asian having a Lebanese Father in law. It's like he has to live his nightmares for the second time.
LOL
That will be the end though.
Lol
The dad thing seems like my Greek father😂😂😘🇬🇷
He is so funny! God i love lebanese👍🙂😘
Or Persian lol
I love Greece Opa 😍💙
This dude got people crying in the front row. Props.
I remember coming home with all 100s in my last year in school, waiting for a pat on the back, my mom just quietly said "how could it be otherwise?" thanks to my demanding parents I am where I am today. May Allah protect out parents.
“Slide to answer”... Literally... The visualisation itself is 🤣
Thank you, I didn't get the joke til I read this....couldn't understand what he said with that accent
Oh that's so funny...what am I Michael jackson....oh f**k too funny. Im crying and typing this.
“Hey mom I got a 95-“ “why no 100”
(T_T)
I thought I was the only one to hear that!
Best comedian ever!!
As a Lebanese person EVERYTHING he said is true
Please ma tsad2e el kezbe eno el libneniye special, kel el sh3oub a7san sad2eene bas el lebneniye 3aycheena
It's true for Egyptians too 😂😂
@@johnkilljoy6211 on spot 👌🏻
Omg yes
Best comedian Russell Peters!
grew up with Lebanese parents.
this is too true
I thought my (Irish) parents were impossible to please. Apparently I got off light.
He’s been sliding throughout the day to answer jajajajaja oh god this is too funny
You know you're doomed when he pull his trum card "you're saying your father is a liar"
Trump card*
i cried cuz i missed my parents and LOL at the same time.. but deep down in my heart i was just crying out loud.. love them.. MAY ALLAH GRANT THEM JANNAH AND SIMPLIFY ALL OF YOU READING THIS..
Aameen
I almost died laughing at the last joke. The sliding 🤣🤣
5:26 what a beauty??? it honestly makes me want to cry 😭 not fair, I can't handle being single anymore. the video is very funny but noe I feel sad.
I felt the same thing... how beautiful is she with her smile. This video was worth watching for two different reasons
Cultures from middle east are so damn relatable :D Same story everywhere with parents!
Body language, accent, everything. It could be anywhere in India.😁
100% right.
I gotta go to one of his shows to get me Lebanese girl😏
Make sure her father, 2 brothers and 12 cousins are not waiting for you outside
@@willbr4149
LMAO.
@@willbr4149 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@willbr4149 or bring the mahr with you
They are high maintenance dude. Take care.
Lebanse women are so beautiful
Yes they are,,,,lol
Teddy Bear uhh for your info I’m Lebanese and we are not brown people but if you see brown people they might have went to the beach and got some tan btw what is the problem of being brown huh ?
Teddy Bear l and if so what is your damb problem dude just accept this and if not then just do not watch anything about us got it. Hope you do
Naser loll
Naser sorry I do not remember bc I was in a rush going to walk so I do not really remember but whatever I said I’m sorry if it was something bad but I love Lebanese people and no matter how they look they are way to funny, know how to live life and always here for you and I’m Lebanese
Mom, dad I’m the President of the United States, oh yeah Napoleon conquered not just France but the entire continent and he was younger than you !
Never heard of him, but thats great to share and unite people through comedy! I'm Greek and see ressemblances also!
Why do I relate do much. The same shit! happens with Indian parents.
the scripture entitled Taittiriya Upaniṣad, it is said that when the students are graduating from their college, their teacher gives them the following parting message:
“May you be one for whom his mother is a Deva. May you be one for whom his father is a Deva. May you be one for whom a guest is a Deva. May you be one for whom his teacher is a Deva.”
The idea is that we should respect, serve and worship our parents, guests as well as our teachers even before we worship Bhagavān. This is a very unique teaching of our tradition. The western religions always place God before parents. Note that in our tradition, the mother is listed first, because she is the most respectable of all, more than even the father. ruclips.net/video/587HvH6qbnI/видео.html
@@manojnair6146 did you know outdated culture needs to be updated.
@@maku8075 this is the updation manual:
When the Portuguese came, St. Xavier wrote to the king of Portugal, his patron, “If there were no brahmins, all pagans would be converted to our faith.” He hated them with hatred that evangelists alone are capable of. He called them a “most perverse people.” Brahmins became a persecuted people. Next, the British came. They physically disarmed India. Then missionaries and orientalists led an ideological disarmament.
Rev. C. Buchanan said that Indians should be baptized because “it attaches the governed to the governors.” They thought that brahmins came in the way of their dream of a baptized India. They started blackening and discrediting them. A brochure called The Book of Wisdom in 279 verses was widely circulated by missionaries under William Carey, touted as the father of the Indian press. It was one of the first he printed and is addressed to the “mean, despicable Brahmins.” The brochure promises hell for heathens and salvation through Christ.
@@maku8075updation experience:
The first few months spent in the company of these women was enough for me to realize that I must never become like one of them. They are taught to throw away the family idols, to kick and break them, to urinate on them to show their faith in their church. They had to sever all connections with their family members who have not accepted Christ. They had to refuse all offerings from temples and false gods and had to make all attempts to bring the lost brethren into the fold of Christianity. Boxes and boxes of bibles were always being received in the godown on behalf of the pastors visiting us. Each denomination wanting their versions to be distributed. I learnt from the past, and did not show them my skills..I acted a bit slow and dull. No one knew that I understood Hindi or English. They thought of me as a Christian tribal girl who had run away from an abusive husband. No one asked me why he had abused me.
But Christianity teaches people to hate their own family, traditions, age-old practices, and says that you are a sinner going to hell if you follow your ancient ways. There is no joy nor dance, no festivity nor acceptance, no colour nor custom. And such foreigners come year after year to improve our lives. They abuse our ways, make fun of us, mock at us, and then say that they are here to help us. We want to be left alone, but we are not allowed to be ourselves. Only people with no self-esteem and those who are greedy go to them, I would never. But for my husband, I would never have stepped into any church.
We tribals were constantly belittled with loudspeakers blaring that our rites and rituals are terrible, not civilized, that we make human sacrifices, that we kill babies, that we smash animal skulls, and all this is because we do not have a proper god, and that they would show us who that was. I wanted to fight back, I wanted to shout aloud that this is not so, you are maligning us for no reason, we have our gods, our spirits, our ancestors, and they are very loving and kind. They do not want us to hate anyone or spit on anyone else’s gods like the Christian god wants us to. But I remained silent. If I opened my mouth, where would I go?
@@maku8075 maybe u need to be studying in a school rather than madarsa
I’ll say it again African Parents must be the first cousins of Arab Parents.
Exactly the same!!
There are only 4 career options in an African home:
1) Doctor
2)Lawyer
3)Engineer
4)DISGRACE
honourable mentions: pharmacist, Accountant/Banker, nursing.
lol i swear this is the same for the arab homes
Yeah all strict parents are like this. Greek parents are the same.
I think that it's a cultural thing between the east and the west. Eastern countries mostly share somewhat close sociological values.
You mentioned all the traits of Indian parents!!
That's so true!!
slide to answer " and im floored 🤣🤣🤣
Classic! When the kids misbehave, my husband says they are mine but if they do well then he claims they are his sons!
You can tell, throwing stones magazine joke felt too close to home.
“Sliding twice, I did this and this, I’m I Michael Jackson” 💀
When I got 94% no one was talking to me for a whole day 😂💔
Dude is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 much love from, Texas.
Juggled +3.00 CGPA, extracurriculars & tuitions in university, landed an intense operations management job across ports of Bangladesh, right after a bachelor's degree, that paid above average but almost killed me multiple times. I did it anyways to support my family. My sister was like "You are just a half educated dude(cuz I didn't enroll in masters) who couldn't score 4 out 4 and works like a night guard(cuz I had to do shifts); You are not working to support the family; You just tryna be eligible for the girl you like". Talk about dissatisfied elders, ours are some strong contenders lol :-D
It’s good to see that we can make fun of these extremely regressive and grave matters, without changing practically anything 💁🏼♂️
I'm from Pakistan🇵🇰
To be very honest I love Lebanese, the great people I met them in Dubai, I like their amazing and delicious food, I would love to visit Lebanon🇱🇧
Bacha is a bihari surname
@@adityapratap3725 ok janab jaisa apko lagy 🙏
@@waseembacha8102 dhanwad 😁
Sounds exactly like my father
Conclusion : Indian and Lebanese parents are exactly the same 😁 🇮🇳❤️🇱🇧
5:27 That smile.
I need me a Lebanese woman!
You will regret it later, lol.
I am South African and I see many similarities between Lebanon and SA. I truly wish to visit your lovely country.
Not now dude😂 trust me not now
With corona around, you better not visit. And that is not the only issue.
@@danielkhoury4179 i think that's the least of our issues😂
@@miranaestephan247 Yeah. But that makes matters worse.
@@danielkhoury4179 like the cherry on top of a shit show honestly😂
I couldn't listen to that voice of his for more than a minute.
This is so accurate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Really?
Wow, As an Indian i can say that this will get the same laughs here too!
Am sliding...am sliding🤣🤣
Yes, parents' emotional blackmail really hurts bad. It is just so bad.
That last joke, slide to answer was fabulous. Lol 😂
That's Indian parents dude 😂. All Asians are same lol 😂
only arabs
😂
Indians, Chinese, Arabs, Africans everyone is same only Europeans have different culture.
@@chehab3251 Indian parents also
True 😊
Lebanese Women Are Beautiful
syrian women \\\\ Hold our beers
@@mouradcohen2058 hahah not really
They are not classy and they are rude .
That's North African parents as well... 😂
North africa is arab
@@ranmaboii Tough debate. It depends on who you ask over there.
No they are not!
@@ranmaboii no they are not
Technically, Lebanon is still part of Asia. So, he is also Asian. Ergo
@Mr Fantastic I am remind me again where Lebanon is located
@Mr Fantastic I am
He's really not but who give a damn really ?
Your going to stand, to be a clown!!! Lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
Lebanese women are so beautiful
😂😂😂😂The punch line at the end 💯💯💯😆😆😆
خود لبنانيه وعيش حياة فانتاستيكيه👍🏻🌹 الف ورده
they are overated اخي
@@rashadseada5789 والله انت ال overrated ياخوي
@@ahmedrajab02 افتح عينك يا ابني.. والله overratted
The girl in white dress sitting in middle got a crush on her
This is the most extreme underestimation of Asian parents.🤣
You don't know Asian Parents. You are highly underestimating them.
i had to repeat that sliding part over and over, that part is hilarious! haha!
Why do they always compliment their old phones i will never understand that😂 and my dad's reaction to a smartphone was the exactly the same, he kept using his old Motorola lol
He slide to answer 😂😂
Slide to Answer ha ha ha ha!!! Same here bro!
Slide to answer was epic
Okay but can we agree the crowd is the most beautiful you’ll ever see.
I grew up without my father
But my Palestinian mother was like this
When I got 7/10 in math i started to cry in school and the teacher told me that my grade is good but he didn't understand what should I deal with 😭
And if i hide the exam paper my mother will call the school, she was obsessed with my study , so i got off the buss and i started to cry behind our house's door , then she asked me why and i show her the exam , she hugged me and didn't care 😂😭
I really get scare from my mother that's why I study hard
I remember getting my a$$ whipped for getting 97 out of 100 in math test at school.
Thank you ! Finally something I can relate to!😂
All look wonderful and beautiful from outside
I never heard an arab dad’s birthday. How did they know their birthdate?
Dem buoy funny 🤣
This is the story of every father
Lebanese people seem to have best skin in the world!
4 seasons 3months of each haha . So skin dont have the time to get tired because of hot or cold.
(That's my guess as a Lebanese)
SLIDE TO ANSWER..... HILARIOUS
OmG that girl at 5:27. She is so cute
Lebanese women are gorgeous
The ladies looks soooo good
Awesomely great 😆😆🔥🔥
Jeremy from Jersey just subscribed
5:24 be a man, that is deep and the society isn't ready for it yet
0:51...this is not about Comedy! something else!
My dad literally 😂
🤣slide to answer
Never knew that Lebanese parents are like Indians. 😂
I think all brown parents are like that ha
"no diamond !! explain how ur couzin got it'
What am I, Micheal Jackson? 🤣🤣🤣
Funnnyyyyyyy lol loved it
Ah my Indian parents favourite quote "Sharma ji ka londa"
Brilliant!
It's not just only Lebanese it's everywhere
If you win an Oscar, a Nobel Peace Prize and a Grammy altogether, Indian parents will ask, why didn't you win a Billboards?!!
No you can never make Asian parents proud.
i can relate to everything he said
fun is i am Indian
every parents are same
Throwing Stones, the IsIs publication.
What are these beautiful women in the audience! Wow! What city is this?
Love from India
My guy is still going through puberty
I got my dad some incense from Cambodia because they're known for their oud and he used the sticks to hold up his phone charger while he had it plugged in hahahahahhaha
I feel bad for Lebanese people. They went through a lot, wars and religious & sectarian conflicts that it becomes noticeable greed is the only thing that matters in their life.
“Sacre Bleu, where is mi mama?”
OMG so true 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mum, I’m hungry.
Eat poison.