If State Farm was MEXICAN

If State Farm was Mexican instead of an insurance agent appearing, a Mexican dad would appear to solve all your problems!
Would you like this if it was real? Let us know in the comments!
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[@TheCrazyGorilla]

Who wishes this was real? 😅

[@veronicamartinez425]

Meh

[@st4ticfn]

TheCrazyGorilla Hi ramon

[@toast_playz9967]

Me

[@minakarki694]

Imagineee

[@dozverse5137]

TheCrazyGorilla me

[@miachavez8418]

"Like a good papà , Jose Carlos is there"
Jose Carlos:what's up

[@5alfanoofficial]

Lol

[@speculate6719]

Yoo

[@Cat-qs7to]

Haha

[@claraserapio7278]

Lol

[@chilldude2289]

What’s up gringo

[@issabot3277]

“Like a good papá, Jose Carlos is there”

[@boredandtired8717]

*snap* *snap*

[@boredandtired8717]

@Snakes are Cool and awesome! Please. Help i ran out of vaporub

[@goodfishy100good5]

I'm here homie

[@Deinkydeink]

There should be a mom one

[@thephenomenalone3381]

Jose Carlos : que

[@albstruj]

I was dying when he said: “hey cochino, I only accept cash” 💀

[@Macajc25]

Fax 😂

[@f.t.z9391]

"Like a good papa, José Carlos is there" SMACK SMACK

[@omarcardenas8853]

Brian Rojas because he copied it from someone

[@JuanMartinez-kz8tl]

True my mom would have a lot of money 💰

[@serena7609]

R. I. P

[@f.t.z9391]

@@omarcardenas8853 I Honestly didn't know that someone else wrote this, btw, I didn't copy this from someone else.

[@omarcardenas8853]

Doggo _Nation ok sorry bro

[@nolaiscool7991]

“I only except cash” 😳😳 kinda freaky

[@nolaiscool7991]

Haha lol

[@Banana_man4151]

@Trapzz its very freaky

[@dsause3194]

How is it freaky ?

[@Banana_man4151]

@@dsause3194 you don't have a dirty mind

[@dsause3194]

?

[@dumbbutthead1756]

1:36 hint for the next pimp my cart

[@gamesternator6134]

And not even A to the Y Anthony can't pump it up... lol

[@darayasworld572]

Dumb Butt Head 17 Can you subscribe to my RUclips channel

[@ScienceMan314]

DaRaya’s World
You are literally asking people to subscribe, while I am over here making actual work!

[@secunduz_]

@@darayasworld572 STFU

[@darayasworld572]

Fang • Boy or girl shut up Mind your own business no one was talking to you anyway! So leave me alone before I do something to you, you will NOT like!🙄

[@kikisanti8677]

1:47 This made me laugh he said Hey Disgusting,I only accept cash😂😂😂😂😂

[@random_quiet_kid_at_school6327]

I just saw that XD

[@dorkvolin5629]

xD

[@dorkvolin5629]

Wait didnt cochino mean nasty aswell?

[@healthybeautynutricioncoac4562]

Yep same thing as Gross

[@Vixinnnn]

1:48 This made me laugh so hard

[@lizzythevscogirl9248]

1:47 iwas dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jadewu111]

“He thought he was gonna be paid with prostitution”

[@Av-hl6wz]

1:47 “EH COCHINO I ONLY ACCEPT CASH” Lmao

[@jadewu111]

I saw a comment saying “he thought he was about to be paid with prostitution” 😂

[@rafaelponce2237]

0:18 me *teleports behind the girl*

[@JohnDoe-rk5ow]

what?

[@saystpia1148]

Girl? He is a boy he just has long hair. Listen to his dad he says he is a boy when he is talking to papa Carlos

[@jdaniel3428]

Girl?? Look what he said 0:25

[@danielleon4913]

"Like a good papá, Jose Carlos is there"😂😂

[@bobeyebob2491]

Wachu want

[@bobeyebob2491]

@@prodbyeffee ok man runs to the elotero grabs elote gives it to him is elotes are much better then pizza man

[@bobeyebob2491]

@@prodbyeffee goes to paletero grabs a paletta here that food fat eat this its yummy and its good for you

[@Cheesy-mustard]

Lol

[@ahuevoanthony]

“Ayy cochino I only accept cash” 😂😂😂

[@JacobB674]

Yo i noticed that too 😂

[@annamiller8657]

I almost spit my water out with that one

[@futureapplepie]

Anna Miller Same 😂😂😂

[@alfveld1973]

Cochins

[@jadewu111]

“He thought was gonna be paid with prostitution”

[@ssamerica3062]

2:37 ok something about a trash can
edit: Ok I get it now

[@no-mr2lh]

Yes she is saying that he has to take out the trash

[@Intj_hoe]

Yes she ways saying that he needs to take out the trash

[@erimationss]

"Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"
"LIKE A GOOD PAPA, JOSE CARLOS IS THERE!"

[@mariamejiasantamaria576]

Thats not right im mexican

[@clumz5020]

@@mariamejiasantamaria576 yes

[@cristopherescobar8009]

"Hijo de tu madre estaba viendo mi futbol"

[@miguelrosas1448]

I DID TO😂😂😂

[@grantmarcusmlaxa7795]

0:01 The best Part ever

[@Diegohatesu]

1:46 I LAUGHED WHEN HE SAID COCHINO. THE WAY HE SAID IT THOU😂😅🤣😹

[@randomdude88856]

You mean 1:47

[@davidmontoya9390]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahwhwhahshshshhahhahahaha

[@ScorpionFireGD]

why were you laughing

[@Edward_Gonzalez_777]

My favorite words quote “your on your own mocoso”

[@mitskisontop]

😂✨

[@Deinkydeink]

3:05

[@nolaiscool7991]

The fact that Ramon is taking to.......himself is amazing

[@oofing_animal37]

2:55 when you realize you forgot your homework

[@arthurgettler211]

"So you can't budge on the amount at all I really need this bike dawg." "No it's a good price already it's the lowest I can go." "Oooh I got an idea!" 😏 *Takes belt off* "Ayyy cochino I only accept cash!"

[@Leaftcow]

😏

[@dzd2629]

Ohhh😏🤐

[@faarisshaukatali8266]

Lol

[@mohammed-_-grt7167]

Arthur Gettler ok

[@205.ch1n0]

😏😏

[@KatarisFuneral]

anthony gets bullied for having no money.OOF i feel bad for him :(

[@TheCrazyGorilla]

It’s hard out here 😪

[@kaylaschehr7375]

I will sub to

[@diamond2654]

TheCrazyGorilla Tortilla

[@anrray8129]

@@darayasworld572 dude pls dont self promote

[@darayasworld572]

ANR Banana 🍌 Be quite Depressed boy you Got Corona Virus

[@wat334]

Everybody knows you don’t interrupt FÚTBAL

[@glennquagmire422]

heck yeah especially the UNCLES AND DADS

[@wat334]

IKR

[@rsl5993]

"AY AY COCHINO I ONLY ACCEPT CASH!!!" HAD ME DYING LOL

[@emilioj7170]

Addicted to aguas frescas like so he can see

[@judah_999playzroblox7]

No Replies

[@ScienceMan314]

Begging bastard.

[@austinb5516]

I tried summoning josé Carlos but it didn’t work, is there something else I should do?

[@darayasworld572]

Austin B Can u subscribe to my RUclips channel 🥺

[@emilioj7170]

DaRaya’s World I will

[@smoothjazz6931]

DaRaya’s World stop begging for subs get subs naturally

[@TheCrazyGorilla]

You don't have the magical belt

[@austinb5516]

@CrazyGorilla oh ok thanks for the info

[@justthatOnekidFr]

“Like a good papa, jose carlos is there” 🤣

[@jahzeelmorales1542]

worker: - Hey cochino, I only accept cash.
Ganster: "Like a good papà , Jose Carlos is there"
Jose Carlos: what's up?
1:47

[@laibeeesoils5886]

Wrong time

[@jahzeelmorales1542]

Yeah right kid Shush

[@omarestrada4506]

You guys should do a video about how soccer is really important to a Mexican dad in a Mexican household

[@Lightingweeb]

2:12 I wasn't even born not even my older cousin

[@mdbarkatullah7636]

I’m finally glad the intro was moved and it was made into an outro it’s so much better 🤟🏾🖤.

[@juancarlos0914]

0:12 I call the police on you!!!

[@vibez4669]

3:05 made me laugh

[@justinromero1462]

1:47 “Hey cochino! I only accept cash!”

[@jadewu111]

“He thought he was about to be paid with prostitution”

[@videogameplay9694]

0:16 Gramps: I'll never hit you but I have a weapon that will
1 second later
Jose Carlos come out
Kid: HOLY SH*T ARE U THE DEVIL?!

[@ScxrchedOasis]

When I clicked on the video, I got a State Farm ad

[@dennisarechiga5323]

me too

[@randomkid-0-473]

“Like a good papa, Jose Carlos is there!”
*belt noise in Spanish*
*belt noise in Spanish*
- People 2020

[@nataliahamade8269]

"You're on your own, mocoso!!" I love that part

[@H74lbloosh1]

I watch this every time I eat breakfast because this video is so good 👍

[@lupitahernandez779]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD WHEN HE SAID HEY COCHINO I was in teaes

[@ChaosMan-gf4jg]

He would recover your chanclas and cintos🤣

[@darayasworld572]

100 subs with no face reveal??? pls Can you subscribe to my RUclips channel

[@secunduz_]

@@darayasworld572 STOP BEGGING BITCH

[@whostolemycheese2426]

Me

[@ChaosMan-gf4jg]

@@Foozuu the

[@GoldyCraft79]

The “hey cochino” literally had me cracked up LOL

[@Dar_ishere]

1:46 😂😂😂😂 made me laugh so hard

[@nightmaremermaidanimations5649]

Ramon is an amazing actor he is so good at playing a Mexican dad

[@michaeldiehl2458]

Lmao, you guys are such a blessing during this time, love your mom. Beautiful, like a second grandma, stay safe from this virus

[@luznguyenrodriguezprep6630]

Thank you

[@chrischris8232]

I’ll call the police on you
Me thinking: that’s what I’ll do
My dad: boy who do you think you are

[@dosrosas]

Jose really the plug

[@ash_playzrblx5024]

Poor kid he helped everyone except for him rest in peace

[@SJSOmar]

Do another one this is so funny 😂

[@nathanachutegui1160]

You Should Do "ADDICTED To Arroz De Leche"

[@waifubreaks1572]

Rice milk? Or are you talking about "arroz con leche".

[@iyokan3233]

I tried it in real life "like a good papa jose carlos is here" Lol it didnt work

[@yahyemohmud3864]

Well if you saw him I would say I need some money

[@reyez1000]

Like a good papa Jose Carlos is here

[@Salvy_CRYT]

Yo I love this I want a part 2👍😂

[@sylviegamboa106]

Love you guys because your funny and clean. Keep up the great work!

[@fizzytears9515]

1:48 made me cry in 19 diffrent ways
Of laughter..

[@gael8482]

B: bruto
E: Eres menso
L: loco
T: tarea

[@videogameplay9694]

WTF

[@mayra6453]

@@videogameplay9694 wtf

[@mayra6453]

Wtf

[@glennquagmire422]

I want a Jose Carlos in my life “Jose Carlos help me tell my mom that I can smack my sister”
Beltaaaa

[@vivianlewis7230]

You guys are hilarious!! Thank you for the laughs. Stay safe!

[@Money-making_realworld]

Never gets old

[@Jik243]

I showed the last part to my mom and she really relates to this.

[@AlphaWolf-dh2zm]

I love this channel it’s helped me raise my Spanish grade to passing so thank you

[@blackhawkmunn8926]

I was raised on the belt. I remember well when I learned to tighten those cheeks to lessen the pain. After mom or dad left, I’d chuckle and carry on!

[@vlamir0735]

Like a good neighbors State farm is here? MORE LIKE Like a good papa Jose Carlos is there!

[@vlamir0735]

TO MUCH CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ravioliiiii_]

Do a part 2 this is one of my favourite videos

[@ddo1114]

ADDICTED TO TAJIN, ERMANO

[@ramses_]

Keep up the GREAT content

[@nenahermosa2356]

I love these videos they show me a lot about Mexican candy

[@waterbottlexz121]

Like a good papa Jose Carlos is there Jose well you help me be in a better mood. Gee thanks Jose you made my day today your so funny

[@eh_kassie28]

like a good papa Jose Carlos is there..... kid:jose Carlos i’m in trouble with my mom. Jose Carlos: 😬😬😰😰

[@theactualdarthvader]

the little kid is so adorable 😂

[@sideskyy]

"Hey cochino, I only accept cash" 🤣🤣

[@todorokishoto3561]

This is the crazy addiction dude

[@chkn-_-chillyz4763]

It is said that Jose Carlos is still hitting people with belts to this day

[@darayasworld572]

ChillyZ Can you subscribe to my RUclips channel

[@secunduz_]

@@darayasworld572 NOOOOOO AND STOP BEGGING BITCH

[@chkn-_-chillyz4763]

Lolman 876 dude...she’s just asking for subs it’s not a big issue,relax...

[@siblingstuffz429]

Lolman 876 yah relax

[@siblingstuffz429]

DaRaya’s World I subbed

[@privatepybr0]

Mexican: Im not afraid of anything
But that thing
(Mexican moms) It scares me

[@hokageofgaming7164]

Like a good papa, Jose’ Carlos is there!! *Smacks belt together twice*

[@ianruiz6794]

I really do wish this would be real

[@officialmusic5357]

Addicted to Jarritos

[@Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew]

Luci and Ramon both are almost the same, chankla and belt lol.

[@Vaxcave]

Like a good papá, hope Jose Carlos is there (snap snap snap)
Jose Carlos : *what sup*

[@cherrys0d4_]

Just imagine if somebody was walking down the street and see them filming and see them just using a bike and speaking to themselves and speaking Mexican XD

[@TwdHarv]

That’s so good

[@darayasworld572]

TheReeljulian 21 Can you Subscribe to my RUclips channel

[@secunduz_]

@@darayasworld572 STOP BEGGING

[@frankiesalas6513]

Never gets old i falll sleep to this every day

[@Cowboys_editz23]

I love this can you make a part two

[@papichulo9855]

If State Farm was Mexican it would be estado rancho 😂

[@glennquagmire422]

LOL yes

[@veykermit2928]

When they said it was 2006 years ago it makes me feel old cuz I was born in 2006

[@salvation7779]

You are not old you're just 14 years

[@greenpuprazor9704]

Same

[@misaelreyes3433]

I got an State Farm ad in the begging 😂

[@Sxcrificej_10]

I need José Carlos a lot of the times

[@kurothecarspotter667]

You guys should definitely make a part 2, if you do I will be waiting.

[@greenapplegreen5841]

Tia Maria: I don’t know English so I can’t help you
Anthony: like a good papa Jose Carlos is there
Jose Carlos: tia Maria? I know him a little bit I work for him
He just doesn’t have money

[@reverzedr3014]

I literally got a state farm ad before this video started

[@GamelanSinarSurya]

“You’re on your own mucoso” 🤣😂

[@XxNataliexX-bj5zu]

This is like watching Dora the Explorer 😂👧

[@30xvoidz89]

Anthony gets bullied for not having money:(

[@manchiken9794]

1:00 that was really funny

[@marffles]

johnny is the best representation of american people nowdays

[@YasuRaiden]

hi

[@airb0ll304]

Hi

[@soobinismydaddy4435]

Hi

[@punisher9133]

He a paid actor dads are never there mostly mine 😪

[@ashirsheikh8359]

Roman is great at improv acting

[@masoodinayat9038]

2:54 he is like I'm out of here