No, You're NOT A Gamer (CopyPasta)

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  • Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
  • low effort GAMER copypasta I recorded in 1 take because it was 1:30AM 🙃
    original post by @josie_ferngrove on Twitter
    / alekslevo
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Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @AleksLe
    @AleksLe  3 года назад +24133

    hi gamers, i did not write the post in the vid, i only VOICE ACTED it because it was such a funny take.
    here's more screaming funny content you might enjoy: ruclips.net/video/qmYdVIYUJsI/видео.html

    • @TimJBucci
      @TimJBucci 3 года назад +392

      That effort.... at the caps lock... was worthy of them ending in "!"

    • @lizzypoo0
      @lizzypoo0 3 года назад +41

      Ur a little bit late lol

    • @eteled_7777
      @eteled_7777 3 года назад +12

      "i did not write this" And so? Who cares about your robot fanfiction, you legit write those, frick off

    • @eteled_7777
      @eteled_7777 3 года назад +14

      nobody cares

    • @MischieviousJirachi
      @MischieviousJirachi 3 года назад +439

      @@eteled_7777 Dude calm down

  • @lateniteamearlymornpm2675
    @lateniteamearlymornpm2675 3 года назад +6831

    POV: Someone asked him if he played anything else other than a first person shooter/ battle royale game

    • @SevensMarkedSeven
      @SevensMarkedSeven 3 года назад +96

      Lmaooo

    • @seebeyoundu
      @seebeyoundu 3 года назад +28

      @@SevensMarkedSeven oh god I would never thort rhat I would see that face

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 3 года назад +248

      That really does seem to be the only stuff left once people finish saying whats "not a real game". I mean seriously, they think fast twitch is all there is to gaming and also need competition or it doesn't count.

    • @lateniteamearlymornpm2675
      @lateniteamearlymornpm2675 3 года назад +32

      @@Merilirem Spittin' nothing but FACTS

    • @cillianwatters5619
      @cillianwatters5619 3 года назад +23

      To be honest, besides Minecraft, Terraria and plants vs zombies all the games on my pc are fps games

  • @harmoen
    @harmoen Год назад +9138

    I assume he's a super wholesome teammate who stays calm when he doesn't win

    • @pickleBOB405
      @pickleBOB405 Год назад +190

      💀 💀

    • @sarii_p1697
      @sarii_p1697 Год назад +354

      I imagine he types ggwp at the end of his matches

    • @ma.2089
      @ma.2089 Год назад +355

      I also assume he takes accountability for when he costs his team the game, and doesn’t blame/scapegoat on others

    • @pancakes4795
      @pancakes4795 Год назад +247

      i assume that this person goes outside frequently and has lots of friends!

    • @mangyo7675
      @mangyo7675 Год назад +91

      Calm and reasonable person, just like Kratos

  • @santhoshsridhar5887
    @santhoshsridhar5887 3 года назад +18311

    "Mario is not a real game"
    Can't disagree with that, he's a character.

  • @JogVodka
    @JogVodka 9 месяцев назад +1883

    Light Yagami but instead of finding the Death Note he finds a copy of Halo 2 on the floor

    • @chocoro29
      @chocoro29 6 месяцев назад +190

      he kills his victims with heart attacks, not from the death note, but from screaming racial slurs at them in call of duty

    • @legitusername-zl7to
      @legitusername-zl7to 6 месяцев назад +33

      yagami backwards is imgay

    • @Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things
      @Guilty-Gearer-Does-Things 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@legitusername-zl7toUm actually it's Imagay

    • @DaKingKayden
      @DaKingKayden 4 месяца назад +10

      ​@@legitusername-zl7to you mean "im a gay" cuz that seems to make more sense

    • @destroyer-clashroyale6918
      @destroyer-clashroyale6918 3 месяца назад +7

      I came here after watching the Light clip

  • @gametram6139
    @gametram6139 Год назад +5772

    The “DEAR WOMEN” of this being delivered with that specific tone perfectly encapsulates the energy of this guy.

    • @psfmEnvixinite
      @psfmEnvixinite 11 месяцев назад +212

      "DEER, WEMEN."

    • @Axodus
      @Axodus 11 месяцев назад +33

      "DEAR ALL WOMEN"

    • @mattgroening8872
      @mattgroening8872 10 месяцев назад +84

      Deer women 😍😍😍

    • @bwu45
      @bwu45 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@mattgroening8872????

    • @thesyndicatebruh
      @thesyndicatebruh 10 месяцев назад +27

      ​@@mattgroening8872whoa brother whoa whoa whoa you got too much dip on your chip

  • @Champiness
    @Champiness 3 года назад +4027

    “Also DEAR WOMEN” hit me like a piece of shrapnel from a distant factory explosion

    • @jabby6709
      @jabby6709 3 года назад +242

      god I love oddly specific comments like this they radiate such cryptic energy

    • @jamie150741
      @jamie150741 3 года назад +40

      @@jabby6709 very well worded

    • @Liam-fd4uh
      @Liam-fd4uh 3 года назад +7

      I'm using this simile next time I get the chance

    • @slimeplayz164
      @slimeplayz164 3 года назад +2

      A good original comment

    • @aliathif7778
      @aliathif7778 3 года назад +14

      shit hit me like i was jumped by Jack The Ripper in the 1700's

  • @moshedmedia467
    @moshedmedia467 3 года назад +3141

    The typing:
    "That's nothing,"
    The voice actor:
    "THAT'S NOTHIINGG!"
    It fits better ngl

    • @goodday3185
      @goodday3185 3 года назад +218

      Dumbledore said calmly.

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 года назад +84

      THAAATATHAAAAAATAS NOOOOOTHIAAAAAAAANGE

    • @VlidOnTheLead
      @VlidOnTheLead 3 года назад

      @@goodday3185 I think you put you're name in goblet of fire.

    • @maddaasyafaputra9117
      @maddaasyafaputra9117 3 года назад +12

      DATS NATEEEEENG

    • @badreedinedjellali1328
      @badreedinedjellali1328 2 года назад +8

      I like how he's voice switch to different person this guy could voice any character

  • @anameofmine
    @anameofmine 8 месяцев назад +1584

    I remember watching this when it came out and thinking "akechi"
    3 years later and he voices THE MAIN CHARACTER OF PERSONA 3.
    WHAT

    • @plvto1
      @plvto1 7 месяцев назад +24

      IKR?

    • @luqaas
      @luqaas 7 месяцев назад +21

      EXACTLY 😭 Thats why I came back

    • @DarkF4lcon
      @DarkF4lcon 6 месяцев назад

      Who is Atoshci?

    • @Ansytea
      @Ansytea 6 месяцев назад +6

      SAME I JUST REALIZED ITS THE SAME GUY 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @essonyoutube
      @essonyoutube 5 месяцев назад +4

      AND SUNG JINWOO???

  • @WanderSeth
    @WanderSeth 11 месяцев назад +4242

    You could tell he’s a fake gamer because there wasn’t a single slur

  • @Deathranger999
    @Deathranger999 3 года назад +4386

    “That’s nothing” Dumbledore said calmly.

  • @TrollDude3
    @TrollDude3 Год назад +13884

    Pokémon has grass. Animal Crossing has grass. The sims has grass. Mario has grass. Stardew Valley has grass.
    I think there's a pattern here.

  • @ParakeetDSi
    @ParakeetDSi 8 месяцев назад +972

    Imagine Makoto breaking character and going on this rant

    • @adriansrsa90
      @adriansrsa90 8 месяцев назад +171

      Its canon, this is his reaction to Junpei not having a PS2

    • @shiku6901
      @shiku6901 7 месяцев назад +128

      ​@@adriansrsa90what Innocent Sin Online does to a mf

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +10

      The one thing he cares about is

    • @nordicohahah
      @nordicohahah 6 месяцев назад

      WHOO

    • @royaltinman2226
      @royaltinman2226 5 месяцев назад +1

      Eiji ranting to Ichiban about Dragon Quest

  • @chairmeme6231
    @chairmeme6231 3 года назад +8253

    The guy who wrote that probably has a ego so dense and purified that it counts as a element on the periodic table.

    • @interstelllar1888
      @interstelllar1888 3 года назад +892

      Hey there buddy ! Pardon the intrusion but I’d just like to point out the fact that you’ve made one of the most perfect insults I’ve ever seen in my entire life and I appreciate it.

    • @404-o9d
      @404-o9d 3 года назад +279

      My crystal ball says..
      In the far future, this comment will bathe in likes.

    • @kaiserbeaver1980
      @kaiserbeaver1980 3 года назад +222

      I think this would've gone to r/murderedbywords

    • @zachb4148
      @zachb4148 3 года назад +126

      He probably buys full price ea games and the cries about micro transactions

    • @Toad-Bit_Games
      @Toad-Bit_Games 3 года назад +124

      People like him are the reason that motor oil containers have a DO NOT INGEST label on them

  • @webbywebster7646
    @webbywebster7646 3 года назад +2610

    I shut down when he hit me with a “DEAR WOMEN”

  • @michaelouzts4290
    @michaelouzts4290 Год назад +4978

    this isn't just gatekeeping, this is standing guard with heavy weaponry

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 Год назад +261

      It's a goddamn last stand.
      When the anime character decides to stay behind and hold off the evil pursuers so the good guys can keep going.
      HE'S HANGE FROM AOT! Except that can't be because hange is a woman. And WOMEN. ARE NOT. GAMERS. REEEEEEEEEE

    • @StarboyXL9
      @StarboyXL9 Год назад +21

      Sounds based

    • @irafoo
      @irafoo Год назад +87

      This isn’t just gatekeeping, this isn’t just a standing guard with heavy weaponry, it’s Fort Knox level security

    • @jackdalton9133
      @jackdalton9133 Год назад +11

      It isnt gatekeeping its just facts

    • @bonnjust4001
      @bonnjust4001 Год назад +110

      ​@@jackdalton9133🤓

  • @chillycandle2007
    @chillycandle2007 8 месяцев назад +672

    Alternate Title:
    Makoto Yuki loses his shit about gamers.

    • @winster32
      @winster32 7 месяцев назад +19

      *posted in the Apex 420 fri-*

    • @senny-
      @senny- 6 месяцев назад +24

      What Innocent Online does to a mf

    • @JustAFishBeingAFish
      @JustAFishBeingAFish 6 месяцев назад

      Who?

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 6 месяцев назад +17

      @@JustAFishBeingAFish
      The guy who voiced acted this became the English va for the main protagonist of Persona 3

    • @JustAFishBeingAFish
      @JustAFishBeingAFish 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@chinsaw2727 wow good for him

  • @dummkopf7981
    @dummkopf7981 3 года назад +7125

    In fact, no. game. Is a real game. Im sick of people calling themselves "gamers" when all they play is video games. PUT DOWN THE CONTROLLER, AND PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE LIKE A REAL GAMER

    • @night00glider
      @night00glider 3 года назад +444

      I'M IN. To make it better, all of us takes insurance policies, then the winner gets insurance money of the loser.

    • @smallchilde
      @smallchilde 3 года назад +165

      Nagito would be up for that

    • @mycatisasupermodel4932
      @mycatisasupermodel4932 3 года назад +19

      Y e S

    • @mycatisasupermodel4932
      @mycatisasupermodel4932 3 года назад +21

      @Zftenss wow so good

    • @jdkittyssquad5533
      @jdkittyssquad5533 3 года назад +52

      Can I still play with a nerf? I don't have a gun, only my brother's nerf that I stole.

  • @goldenchairgrenade3279
    @goldenchairgrenade3279 3 года назад +8829

    This guys logic is "if it has no gun, it isnt fun".

    • @spicyboi3960
      @spicyboi3960 3 года назад +497

      Minecraft: *MODS*

    • @pikuijgh
      @pikuijgh 3 года назад +261

      @@spicyboi3960 there is a texture pack that makes crossbows into guns

    • @SPITFIRE4794
      @SPITFIRE4794 3 года назад +137

      @@pikuijgh crossbows are guns now

    • @TheMagicalSwordTMS
      @TheMagicalSwordTMS 3 года назад +294

      america

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 года назад +30

      @@pikuijgh crossbows are guns now

  • @achilles8023
    @achilles8023 3 года назад +18850

    this is EXACTLY how i imagine people typing these out when i read them. mans put his entire being into this one copypasta

    • @r8dio908
      @r8dio908 3 года назад +195

      i imagine a fat neckbeard with a lazy eye and a speech inpediement struggling to rant about how they're better than everyone else

    • @r8dio908
      @r8dio908 3 года назад +41

      @@SquidSushi123 yes

    • @yaelthehumanbeing
      @yaelthehumanbeing 3 года назад +6

      exactly

    • @Komododrag
      @Komododrag 3 года назад +1

      I adore your pfp

    • @MrcreeperDXD777
      @MrcreeperDXD777 3 года назад +4

      @@r8dio908 league of legends try hard

  • @MelCMlol
    @MelCMlol 9 месяцев назад +445

    The text: Thats nothing 😐
    His voice: THATS NOTHINGGG!!!!👹👹

    • @thepotatoportal69
      @thepotatoportal69 6 месяцев назад

      Exactly, this guy is NOT a real voice actor. NOT a real voice actor. If you don't say exactly what has been meticulously typed with a keyboard, exactly how it is written on your screen, you have no right to even THINK you are a voice actor. People are like "oh, I am adding my creative input to this text". You are a weak nobody who will never have nearly as much creativity and skill as the original writer. In fact, you will never even come close. Don't think your some kind of special "individual". You. Are. Nothing.
      Same goes for musicians. Same goes for dancers. Same goes for live actors. Same goes for this very comment. Do not read this comment in your head or out loud with your own voice or creative spin, only read it with MY voice and MY accent and the way _I_ intended it to be read.

    • @Nony_Amous101
      @Nony_Amous101 2 месяца назад +8

      Oh yeah, you could tell he put his heart and soul into it.

  • @bapehd7717
    @bapehd7717 3 года назад +9271

    This guy put his actual body and lungs into this performance, gmfd

    • @MiyuuisSleepy
      @MiyuuisSleepy 3 года назад +305

      He's an actual voice actor so it's to be expected

    • @chlozentimes
      @chlozentimes 3 года назад +85

      He’s an incredible voice actor

    • @Entei707
      @Entei707 3 года назад +7

      @Atua is Watching duh i knew that

    • @MiyuuisSleepy
      @MiyuuisSleepy 3 года назад +22

      @@Entei707 Aleks Le
      It's literally the name of the channel

    • @rurumuhelsi5561
      @rurumuhelsi5561 3 года назад +11

      this sounds like it’s more than just a performance.
      and that’s the best part

  • @LOREWITHBLAZER
    @LOREWITHBLAZER 3 года назад +6099

    I swear each video Alex post the more insane he gets

    • @someguywholikesanime745
      @someguywholikesanime745 3 года назад +40

      Wow you really are everywhere man.

    • @deadaccountlol340
      @deadaccountlol340 3 года назад +12

      im starting to see you more 👀👀

    • @JosueEMiranda
      @JosueEMiranda 3 года назад +6

      its been a while since Ive seen Batman 2004 and even longer since ive heard of everywhere man

    • @origamipein18
      @origamipein18 3 года назад +7

      At this point, I'm starting to worry about him. :(

    • @chainuser7401
      @chainuser7401 3 года назад +2

      ikr

  • @kaan61
    @kaan61 3 года назад +8075

    No joke this guys acting is terrifyingly good

    • @HNY-B
      @HNY-B 3 года назад +65

      Oh fr

    • @satanism_rocks
      @satanism_rocks 3 года назад +88

      @Mr. Bruh the King of Bababooey he is a youtuber he can't

    • @Cabalex
      @Cabalex 3 года назад +286

      I swear this has cutscene energy lmao

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 3 года назад +283

      He's a pro voice actor, no jo'e

    • @williamsonyenezi7139
      @williamsonyenezi7139 3 года назад +182

      He also voices zenitsu english dub in demon slayer

  • @heyfella5217
    @heyfella5217 9 месяцев назад +185

    Stardew Valley fans reading this after mathmatically calculating how many days it would take to grow a pumpkin in mid-fall before the end of the season using super-grow soil so they can give Abigail a pumpkin to carve with her mom:

    • @pisspisser
      @pisspisser 4 месяца назад +22

      thats not a REAL game since you cant get into a mic and scream slurs 🙄

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@pisspisser
      Ikr?

  • @akiravelicka8363
    @akiravelicka8363 3 года назад +8235

    Jokes aside, Jesus this voice acting is just unforgiving

    • @LogansDarling
      @LogansDarling 3 года назад +368

      Jokes aside, who tf says “Jokes apart”?

    • @rem4.r
      @rem4.r 3 года назад +183

      @@LogansDarling this guy said it lol

    • @izellaah
      @izellaah 3 года назад +105

      @@LogansDarling imma start saying jokes apart

    • @polkadi
      @polkadi 3 года назад +164

      You can really feel that Gamer™ energy in his voice, it's amazing.

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 3 года назад +4

      Jokes apart? Are you stupid

  • @nervumadmin3738
    @nervumadmin3738 3 года назад +2806

    "Who is your favourite villain?"
    "Real gamer"

    • @Phyro123
      @Phyro123 3 года назад +4

      No replies wow

    • @DistractB
      @DistractB 3 года назад +29

      @@Phyro123 r/beatmetoit

    • @Phyro123
      @Phyro123 3 года назад +2

      @@DistractB XD

    • @emmahollow8898
      @emmahollow8898 3 года назад +5

      @@Phyro123 cringe

    • @DistractB
      @DistractB 3 года назад +11

      @@emmahollow8898 shut

  • @keithmoussa1609
    @keithmoussa1609 3 года назад +1630

    1:15 Voice acting so raw and so intense he had to channel Toad into his body to convey the weight of this part

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +267

    Yukari: “Hey Door-kun, wanna play Mario Kart with me and Junpei?”
    Makoto:

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 6 месяцев назад +20

      Now I want an animation of Makoto going "Dear Women" on Mitsuru, Yukari and Aigis and all the social links instantly reverse

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@masterblaster2678
      I find your lack of Fuuka…disappointing.

    • @masterblaster2678
      @masterblaster2678 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@warlordofbritannia I was thinking they'd wail on him afterwards but fair enough, I will accept my retribution :

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@masterblaster2678 Turns out Fuuka is an *extremely* competitive Mario Kart player

  • @mrsokolov8954
    @mrsokolov8954 3 года назад +2694

    "The most oppressed group of them all: *GAMERS* "

  • @francreeps4509
    @francreeps4509 3 года назад +6670

    The post itself was cringe but this guy sounded like he put his entire soul (and someone else's soul) into the screams and manic laughter. I am terrified.

  • @thespaceofades2734
    @thespaceofades2734 2 года назад +2730

    The idea of saying "DEAR WOMEN" is already really funny by itself, but the delivery here makes it even better.

    • @pickleBOB405
      @pickleBOB405 Год назад +20

      Lmaoo fr

    • @TruBugz
      @TruBugz Год назад +13

      nice lancer pfp

    • @ibis03
      @ibis03 Год назад

      ​@@TruBugzfr

    • @error-try-again-later
      @error-try-again-later 10 месяцев назад +8

      You can really feel his rage at the idea of women enjoying things 😂

  • @Gustavozxd13
    @Gustavozxd13 10 месяцев назад +182

    I really feel like I'm supposed to do a boss fight against this guy right after his speech ends

    • @alexplaysandedits2356
      @alexplaysandedits2356 3 месяца назад +1

      Agreed with you there.

    • @Champiness
      @Champiness 3 месяца назад +3

      He’s, like, suiting up and activating different weapons he’ll use in the fight as he progresses through the monologue

    • @ryder1245
      @ryder1245 3 месяца назад +2

      And it will be easy to beat him, just open the windows

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 месяца назад +3

      he is like the fakeout boss that dies immediately.

  • @idiotz__slapshua9019
    @idiotz__slapshua9019 3 года назад +8244

    The fact that u are actually amazing at voice acting and are making these make it even funnier

    • @notren2967
      @notren2967 3 года назад +173

      He IS Zenitsu's VA so I don't judge why

    • @cagedcorvid
      @cagedcorvid 3 года назад +86

      @@notren2967 im now going to imagine Zenitsu saying all of this thanks

    • @aresx3749
      @aresx3749 3 года назад +29

      Reminds me of Akechi Black Mask

    • @majoraccident1924
      @majoraccident1924 3 года назад +22

      Kinda reminds me of Nagito Komaeda

    • @Jvaleezy
      @Jvaleezy 3 года назад +6

      @@aresx3749 Someone should animate him saying that to like futaba or something

  • @FilosofiadiCazzeggio
    @FilosofiadiCazzeggio 3 года назад +1539

    This has high Light Yagami having a Kira breakdown energy

    • @Exceed_HS
      @Exceed_HS 3 года назад +77

      Well I mean this is Zenitsu’s English VA

    • @themustardman219
      @themustardman219 3 года назад +56

      More like Akechi having a psychotic breakdown.

    • @broboy8788
      @broboy8788 3 года назад +19

      This reminds me to much of Nagito Komeada

    • @juliamavroidi8601
      @juliamavroidi8601 3 года назад +48

      Death Note where everything is the same, but instead of criminals Light is killing "fake" gamers

    • @akirakure6474
      @akirakure6474 3 года назад +1

      @@themustardman219 agreed

  • @nobodyeverinhistory
    @nobodyeverinhistory 3 года назад +4163

    "... Dumbledore said calmly."

  • @jellybrain7320
    @jellybrain7320 8 месяцев назад +45

    I love how you put maximum effort into making him sound like what he actually sounds irl!

  • @gustavo_colombini
    @gustavo_colombini 3 года назад +38463

    yall dont get it, dudes just salty he didnt get a switch for christmas

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 3 года назад +292

      Nah but in all seriousness if the only games you've played are on the switch, you aren't a gamer 😂

    • @VALLMG.
      @VALLMG. 3 года назад +1302

      @@spikey288 Splatoon?? It Has Guns, Kinda

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 3 года назад +78

      @@VALLMG. Splatoon?! Omg get outta here XD

    • @macintoshcomputingdevice8016
      @macintoshcomputingdevice8016 3 года назад +2107

      @@spikey288 Nah stop gatekeeping, you're a gamer if you enjoy video games, even on Switch.

    • @spikey288
      @spikey288 3 года назад +106

      @@macintoshcomputingdevice8016 I'm joking lol

  • @beewilson5555
    @beewilson5555 3 года назад +859

    For a second I thought it was over, but then this guy came back in with "DEAR WOMEN" and sent me into cardiac arrest

    • @AlphaC0re
      @AlphaC0re 3 года назад +13

      Dear women, because only women play Pokémon I guess (???)

    • @euanlough8242
      @euanlough8242 3 года назад

      Sorry I can't like cos 420 LOL

    • @JMPD478
      @JMPD478 3 года назад

      @@AlphaC0re lol some play others

    • @erniemaemalle1244
      @erniemaemalle1244 3 года назад +2

      @@AlphaC0re i play purble place

    • @AlphaC0re
      @AlphaC0re 3 года назад

      Can’t believe I have to explain this, but in my reply I was satirising the gatekeeper in the video

  • @junisupreme5832
    @junisupreme5832 Год назад +6292

    Still love the fact that he took two of the most iconic game franchises and said they weren't real games.

    • @SparkShadow212
      @SparkShadow212 Год назад +707

      Dude's an FPS Andy. What did you expect? They probably thought that MW2 is the absolute peak of video gaming.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +140

      @@SparkShadow212or an obsessed fromsoft fan

    • @SparkShadow212
      @SparkShadow212 Год назад +278

      @@sentientmustache8360 I mean, considering it's from the Apex Legends forum, I doubt it.

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +26

      @@SparkShadow212 i’m just saying the other types of people that would say something like this

    • @bobertastic6541
      @bobertastic6541 Год назад +116

      @@sentientmustache8360as a fromsoft fan I think the only time you aren’t a gamer is if you don’t play games. 👍

  • @artyzara1799
    @artyzara1799 8 месяцев назад +27

    The dedication to this was absolutely incredible. My respect for Aleks as a voice artist has just skyrocketed immensely.

  • @DaymanOurSavior
    @DaymanOurSavior 3 года назад +14676

    THAEEAAATT'S NAHHHTHINGGGG

    • @guti-xk4qf
      @guti-xk4qf 3 года назад +51

      Why can i actually imagine zenitsu saying this if he was born in the 2000s

    • @chainuser7401
      @chainuser7401 3 года назад +7

      I’m replying because this is a verified acc so yeah

    • @farisaniq1415
      @farisaniq1415 3 года назад +2

      Hey! A meme channel

    • @VanillaTried
      @VanillaTried 3 года назад +5

      @@had0j did you know, verified people also breathes.

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 года назад +5

      i am gaymer

  • @luisgonzalezramos4111
    @luisgonzalezramos4111 3 года назад +1473

    "Stardew Valley os not a real game"
    Yoba took this personally

    • @noctysm1530
      @noctysm1530 3 года назад +15

      I hope to Yoba he didn't post that on a friday

    • @Emihana
      @Emihana 3 года назад +2

      Felt

    • @LilyCandyPop3658
      @LilyCandyPop3658 3 года назад +37

      They said Stardew Valley is a game that didn't require skill, they havn't tried fishing in it yet.

    • @CENB71
      @CENB71 3 года назад

      It's a work sim

    • @Me-io3wg
      @Me-io3wg 3 года назад +1

      @@LilyCandyPop3658 wait until you see those stupid goddamn legendary fish

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon 3 года назад +26062

    12 year olds on XBox live when you kill them:

    • @Xtupra_Pobrezzz
      @Xtupra_Pobrezzz 3 года назад +165

      The legend

    • @JahoSelamaj
      @JahoSelamaj 3 года назад +246

      This is true. Some fortnite kids rage compilation

    • @nomirakuru
      @nomirakuru 3 года назад +14

      how does that even make sense

    • @Adri-oy8si
      @Adri-oy8si 3 года назад +28

      @The Horizon. Alright this is enough I've found you in a coment section in a random video 10 times in a row now. The youtube algorithm is doing it's job pretty well.

    • @Xedrie
      @Xedrie 3 года назад

      ok

  • @TheGobMSM
    @TheGobMSM 9 месяцев назад +183

    Bro, Berdly had enough💀💀💀

    • @uncanalaleatoriouwu
      @uncanalaleatoriouwu 2 месяца назад

      This

    • @TheGobMSM
      @TheGobMSM 2 месяца назад

      This is a 6 month comment. Why did you come to it?

    • @luckyinky7849
      @luckyinky7849 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@TheGobMSMtime means nothing to me

    • @TheGobMSM
      @TheGobMSM 2 месяца назад

      @@luckyinky7849 nah.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 месяца назад

      Don't compare my man berdly to this fucker.

  • @Hope-gf6lr
    @Hope-gf6lr 3 года назад +3409

    The "DEAR WOMEN" HAD ME CRYING ON THE FLOOR

    • @ceebad8985
      @ceebad8985 3 года назад +4

      Lmao

    • @noro329
      @noro329 3 года назад +26

      I mean he has a point tho

    • @Hope-gf6lr
      @Hope-gf6lr 3 года назад +175

      @@noro329 ok lol

    • @altafybrickbester
      @altafybrickbester 3 года назад +3

      Let me hug you

    • @golucid745
      @golucid745 3 года назад +143

      @@noro329 Wow, I never knew Mario wasn't a real game.

  • @Kenshin599
    @Kenshin599 3 года назад +5218

    "play something that requires challenge and skill for once"
    *Opens Candy Crush*

    • @turnernator100
      @turnernator100 3 года назад +258

      "Mobile games are not real games."

    • @HandlerTwentyOne
      @HandlerTwentyOne 3 года назад +642

      *opens candy crush ON PC*

    • @spookHX
      @spookHX 3 года назад +339

      @@turnernator100 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON A KFCONSOLE*

    • @peterdarker3863
      @peterdarker3863 3 года назад +198

      @@turnernator100 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON PS5*

    • @nangboonleng6326
      @nangboonleng6326 3 года назад +87

      @@peterdarker3863 *OPENS CANDY CRUSH ON SAMSUNG SMART FRIDGE*

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 3 года назад +17419

    just when i think it couldn’t get any better, “DEAR WOMEN” happens

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 3 года назад +2394

      s e x i s m u n l o c k e d

    • @kingofhorses5745
      @kingofhorses5745 3 года назад +1770

      You can always tell how downhill it’s gonna go when they pull out the “dear women”.

    • @majed4335
      @majed4335 3 года назад +549

      Dey put wahmen in muh vidya gæm

    • @SuperUmizoomi
      @SuperUmizoomi 3 года назад +771

      it's fake no one says that
      that kind of guy obviously would say 'dear females'

    • @aaronshifty6954
      @aaronshifty6954 3 года назад +498

      All the men rn who play Pokémon, Animal Crossing, Sims, Mario and Stardew valley: *non existent apparently*

  • @thesorkiki
    @thesorkiki 8 месяцев назад +84

    "Mario is not a real game" is crazy the original smb brought back gaming

  • @mitochondria6247
    @mitochondria6247 3 года назад +7272

    I love how he leaves out minecraft. He probably treats it just like the others, but he's too afraid to poke perhaps the largest bear possible.

    • @S1lliest_Beanz
      @S1lliest_Beanz 3 года назад +781

      I mean he did poke pretty hard on the other two big bears, the Stardew valley and Mario

    • @henriquemedranosilva7142
      @henriquemedranosilva7142 3 года назад +390

      Pokémon Is the biggest bear

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 3 года назад +29

      @@S1lliest_Beanz star dee valley??

    • @epicgmaer26
      @epicgmaer26 3 года назад +171

      @@moosesues8887 it's a pretty popular game similar too animal. rossing, but it's pixely and 2d

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 3 года назад +17

      @@epicgmaer26 vhat

  • @alexandriteproductions6864
    @alexandriteproductions6864 3 года назад +4585

    Plot twist: this isn’t a copypasta, this is Aleks’s own post

    • @kenpenny53
      @kenpenny53 3 года назад +6

      How did you know

    • @user-py2ov4lg3b
      @user-py2ov4lg3b 3 года назад +76

      @@kenpenny53 because its his voice you donut

    • @Parker_Lot
      @Parker_Lot 3 года назад +29

      Zenitsu is an incel confirmed

    • @username-zu1mf
      @username-zu1mf 3 года назад +8

      @@Parker_Lot yeah that was pretty obvious

    • @ms.pirate
      @ms.pirate 3 года назад +1

      Finally, i found the original to give comments and likes

  • @landonhagan450
    @landonhagan450 Год назад +3462

    I would love a version of this where the "X is not a real game" section just keeps on going forever until it's impossible to get an idea of what a real game is supposed to be.

    • @bobbodaskank
      @bobbodaskank Год назад +639

      CHESS is not a real game! ZELDA is not a real game. SPIDERMAN ELSA BABY C SECTION DENTIST is not a real game! BACKGAMMON is not a real game. APEX LEGENDS is not a real game! CALVINBALL is not a real game!

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari Год назад +370

      ​@@bobbodaskank I am horrified by the implication in your reply that "Spiderman Elsa baby C section dentist" is a thing that exists

    •  Год назад +99

      ​@@Konpekikaminari remember elsagate?

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari Год назад +18

      @ no?

    •  Год назад +143

      @@Konpekikaminari what you described was a tuesday during elsagate.

  • @moon3117
    @moon3117 8 месяцев назад +54

    I was imagining Akechi saying this until the dear women part

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 7 месяцев назад +19

      And then you didn’t need to keep imagining

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb Год назад +3883

    I love it when professional voice actors-especially ones who actually work for massive productions in media-put as much effort into making memes as they do with their real jobs. This would’ve been just an ordinary dubbing shitpost, but he turned it into a Far Cry villain speech.

    • @MorsCustos
      @MorsCustos Год назад +26

      Not saying this guy is a bad voice actor but i've heard better, that being said, he is definitely going places.

    • @woobharb
      @woobharb Год назад +147

      @@MorsCustos to be honest, I believe this is not him at his best, but it’s as good as one can be for something like this.

    • @koolkidkam9807
      @koolkidkam9807 Год назад +163

      @@MorsCustosthis guy did go places apparently he does voice acting in demon slayer and in the new persona game

    • @MorsCustos
      @MorsCustos Год назад +12

      @@koolkidkam9807 oh, cool! Idk who he voices but i haven't played persona nor watched demon slayer.

    • @AquilaPainWhy
      @AquilaPainWhy Год назад +28

      I mean tbf, ANY voice work (even memes) they do goes into their resumes.

  • @ghostanimations3
    @ghostanimations3 3 года назад +2639

    This is the same person who always says: "Women only watch anime because it's a trend, but we watch it because that's the only thing that makes us happy for once"

    • @derekg5006
      @derekg5006 3 года назад +406

      He'd probably get angry at someone for saying an Anime is a cartoon even though by definition Animes are cartoons

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 3 года назад +185

      The amount of edgyness in this quote jesus

    • @dylanaguilar6099
      @dylanaguilar6099 3 года назад +216

      @@derekg5006 exactly once I said "still watching that cartoon?"to a guy and he went ballistic saying its anime and how you wouldnt understand

    • @kylesmock1146
      @kylesmock1146 3 года назад +46

      @@dylanaguilar6099 Honestly I think it's more so the fact when you refer to it as a cartoon especially in the way you quoted yourself saying it that it comes off as condescending instead of an actual question at least thats the way I see it

    • @dylanaguilar6099
      @dylanaguilar6099 3 года назад +57

      @@kylesmock1146 it was in a sentence i didnt think of the context we were talking about shows

  • @TaxEvader75
    @TaxEvader75 3 года назад +1560

    “Maybe not all donkeys should talk.”
    -Shrek

  • @At40640
    @At40640 10 месяцев назад +32

    I love how op said Mario isn’t a real game when his first few games essentially resurrected the entire industry in the 80’s.
    Btw the voice acting was fenomenal. Bet he sounded EXACTLY like that when typing

  • @syberdubno2394
    @syberdubno2394 3 года назад +2184

    The fact that this is the official zenitsu VA makes it to much better

  • @jh89g8icxhas08
    @jh89g8icxhas08 Год назад +3217

    1:03 man i can't believe Mario was just a mass hallucination for all these years

    • @DrFuntimes
      @DrFuntimes Год назад +92

      Hey Mario is just a character not a game

    • @smaethesmae5184
      @smaethesmae5184 Год назад +72

      Mario isn't real

    • @kiwiboard
      @kiwiboard Год назад +64

      M isn’t real

    • @dankultimate3929
      @dankultimate3929 Год назад +10

      ​@@kiwiboard isn't real

    • @Vyz3r
      @Vyz3r Год назад +48

      What are you talking about? Mario is just a movie and they released games based on the movie.

  • @thebelovedlion2208
    @thebelovedlion2208 3 года назад +3355

    "Mario is not a real game."
    Mario, being one of the first gaming icons: What-a de faak??

    • @flow185
      @flow185 3 года назад +150

      Chris Pratt being dissapointed rn

    • @alexandergazmen3126
      @alexandergazmen3126 3 года назад +340

      Mario is literally the Jesus of video games. without him, there wouldn't be any video games.

    • @O-bearer-mine
      @O-bearer-mine 3 года назад +49

      Grandmaster galaxy from Mario galaxy 2 is pointing and laughing rn
      That shit was hard

    • @goroakechi2216
      @goroakechi2216 3 года назад +12

      @@alexandergazmen3126 no there will but just not by mario

    • @alexandergazmen3126
      @alexandergazmen3126 3 года назад +111

      @@goroakechi2216 there wouldn't have been video games without Mario. when video games first dropped, no one saw the point until Super Mario Bros. came along. it was nothing like anyone had ever seen, a game with some actually fun design, amazing graphics (they may look bad now but they were revolutionary when the game came out), and a bit of a bigger story.
      but long story short, anyone who actually has proper respect for the gaming industry would not look at Mario and say "what a garbage series", whether or not you like or dislike his games.

  • @kuronblue
    @kuronblue 8 месяцев назад +17

    The amount of dedication you put into the voice acting, gotta love it

  • @CrimsonVexiduos
    @CrimsonVexiduos 3 года назад +3484

    the scary thing is people like this exist, like unironically think like this

    • @mythiccheese_
      @mythiccheese_ 3 года назад +280

      I don't really understand why they can't just like all games, they're all fine.

    • @tactical_slime4608
      @tactical_slime4608 3 года назад +120

      A fucking lot of them too

    • @wiswc
      @wiswc 3 года назад +16

      It's not really scary wtf

    • @itskattwo5913
      @itskattwo5913 3 года назад +173

      @@mythiccheese_ They think their opinion is better than everyone else's
      :l

    • @imperialergardist2788
      @imperialergardist2788 3 года назад +209

      This isn't scary, it's embarrassing

  • @sprousprou
    @sprousprou Год назад +5657

    Legitimately, this is some of the best voice acting I’ve ever heard. I can hear the tears of pathetic rage crawling down his face. He sounds like his mind could be absolutely shattered at any moment.

    • @lalalops833
      @lalalops833 Год назад +148

      akechi voice

    • @pancakes4795
      @pancakes4795 Год назад +75

      wait his mind isnt shattered already?

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL Год назад +83

      Light Yagami

    • @Fokusnuss
      @Fokusnuss Год назад

      @@pancakes4795 Im sorry to inform you that he is degenerated. We cannot save him

    • @zombies4evadude24
      @zombies4evadude24 Год назад +22

      That’s Light Yagami for you 😀

  • @glonkerdonker132
    @glonkerdonker132 3 года назад +1375

    "MARIO Is NOT a game"
    *mario is about to do something very illegal*

  • @CottenTheDino
    @CottenTheDino 10 месяцев назад +116

    a gamer is anyone that plays games on a regular basis

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 8 месяцев назад +15

      fact, not even on a regular basis, a gamer is anyone that plays games.

    • @danielleonsantosfreitas1180
      @danielleonsantosfreitas1180 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@isuliau1257It's very simple why they want so much to have the title of true gamers, Gamers were and still are considered a category of nerds At the time in a niche where people who treated games and technology as a hobby were mocked, now that nerd culture has become mainstream, and various types of people have become interested in the area Which in the past was very rare, like extroverted women and men, a tendency to criticize these people for not being true gamers or nerds who already had this as a hobby before mainstream.

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@danielleonsantosfreitas1180 thank you for the explanation :)

    • @danielleonsantosfreitas1180
      @danielleonsantosfreitas1180 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@isuliau1257 You are welcome Bro i do not agree with these type of gamers, more people equals more Fun.

    • @isuliau1257
      @isuliau1257 6 месяцев назад

      @thegaminglord5809 based

  • @acronyx991
    @acronyx991 3 года назад +3312

    "Mario is not a real game"
    The speedrunning community: interesting...

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 3 года назад +17

      @@bluehet7505 flappy bird, requires skill

    • @ExoticDva
      @ExoticDva 3 года назад +3

      @@bluehet7505 No they are not real games

    • @Xirenx
      @Xirenx 3 года назад +10

      @@bluehet7505 i think he was jokeing...

    • @Some__Guy
      @Some__Guy 3 года назад +1

      I'd like, but you're at 666 liked.

    • @theonlyplain
      @theonlyplain 3 года назад +4

      mario 64 is a real game for real epic gamers

  • @mmgmagic
    @mmgmagic 3 года назад +2609

    *Game: Doesn't have gun.*
    Alex: THIS IS NOT A GAME!!!

    • @jelly_fish764
      @jelly_fish764 3 года назад +47

      Hey Terraria counts then lol

    • @helloiamnotabot1845
      @helloiamnotabot1845 3 года назад +11

      Minecraft counts too lol

    • @mmgmagic
      @mmgmagic 3 года назад +46

      @@helloiamnotabot1845 Minecraft doesn't have guns. The nearest to that are bows.

    • @mylescoleman2493
      @mylescoleman2493 3 года назад +42

      @@mmgmagic Minecraft gun fortnite gamer mod awesome fun 😎

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official 3 года назад +1

      @@jelly_fish764 terraria has guns sort of

  • @aaronl19
    @aaronl19 3 года назад +1851

    You know when you see *”Dear Women”* shits about to get real

    • @justiceofbook
      @justiceofbook 3 года назад +41

      Top ten greatest anime lines of all time: “Dear Women”

    • @lolwut2434
      @lolwut2434 3 года назад +98

      Dear Women,
      Have a nice day.

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 3 года назад +30

      @@lolwut2434 Thanks bro, i needed that today.

    • @Hoofhackamore
      @Hoofhackamore 3 года назад +11

      I'm not sexist, but....

    • @Redangrybird1928
      @Redangrybird1928 3 года назад +1

      @Lalogue i hope you have a bad day

  • @samtheg1801
    @samtheg1801 10 месяцев назад +38

    He didn't have a PS5 before it came out? SOMEONE isnt a real gamer.

  • @vuilnisgod4388
    @vuilnisgod4388 3 года назад +1510

    "Mario is not a real game"
    Mario: *corner stone of the gaming industry*

    • @kellet-5746
      @kellet-5746 3 года назад +70

      @Manuel Salokangas wow if it's really that bad I couldn't classify him as gamer... Tell me what type of gamer doesn't know that mario is the corner stone of the gaming industry

    • @Corviidei
      @Corviidei 3 года назад +75

      You’re not a real gamer if you don’t respect mario
      Edit: I mean this in the sense of respecting mario as a franchise, a character, and a person.

    • @kellet-5746
      @kellet-5746 3 года назад +7

      @@Corviidei exactly!!

    • @czowiek9625
      @czowiek9625 3 года назад +16

      @@kellet-5746 I know right, I'm not even a gamer but I still know things as basic as that. It's kinda embarassing for him, really.

    • @kellet-5746
      @kellet-5746 3 года назад

      @@czowiek9625 yea

  • @cdn2002
    @cdn2002 3 года назад +844

    Straight up actually a villian monolouge

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 3 года назад +28

      New BNHA Villain leak? 😳

    • @mutantsandmemes
      @mutantsandmemes 3 года назад +9

      @@drawnwithlove3499 Shigiraki be like

    • @Flxdup
      @Flxdup 3 года назад

      @@drawnwithlove3499 ugh that show succ

    • @urakii
      @urakii 3 года назад

      @@Flxdup depends

    • @lewis9s
      @lewis9s 3 года назад +3

      Akechi

  • @pastro2798
    @pastro2798 3 года назад +3877

    The voice acting is so incredible. It was done with so much passion. He read it like he had truly reached peak crazy. The final bits of his sanity fading out.
    In such a stark contrast to the ridiculousness of the comment.
    This video is perfect in every way possible.

  • @cheesybutters5053
    @cheesybutters5053 8 месяцев назад +78

    Voice actor for the protagonist in persona 3 reload everybody

  • @youarenowawarepodcast8896
    @youarenowawarepodcast8896 3 года назад +1505

    Me: this can’t get any funnier. This hurts of how sad and funny this is.
    Reader: “Dear Women-“

    • @antekknapek4635
      @antekknapek4635 3 года назад +58

      *WHEEEEZZZZEEEE*

    • @ChristianVazquez12
      @ChristianVazquez12 3 года назад +83

      As a guy who plays Pokémon, Animal Crossing and Stardew Valley: lmao

    • @rinrin4711
      @rinrin4711 3 года назад +10

      @@antekknapek4635, can tell from your pfp

    • @okjustdont6713
      @okjustdont6713 3 года назад +1

      @@rinrin4711 from your name and pfp I can tell your not a real gamer.

    • @rinrin4711
      @rinrin4711 3 года назад +4

      @@okjustdont6713, well, I play only one game on a daily basis, but I spent around 3,500 hours in it.

  • @Sobaire_Souls
    @Sobaire_Souls 2 года назад +4250

    Man does not know the true fear of forgetting someone's birthday in Stardew Valley. Once he experiences that, we can be friends.

    • @ComedicLetter
      @ComedicLetter Год назад +448

      “Stardew Valley is not a real game”
      Me, preplanning my entire route before staring the day so I can maximize my efficiency:

    • @Nephet5
      @Nephet5 Год назад +136

      It's so satisfying when you enter winter and realise that you already have a loved gift for everyone's birthday

    • @autumn4442
      @autumn4442 Год назад +108

      high level stardew players are honestly just a different breed

    • @dright928
      @dright928 Год назад +67

      I can't even talk to the man because despite having over 5,000 hours in TF2 and 4,000 in Kerbal Space Program, I've never picked up a PS4 controller.

    • @thetaaaa
      @thetaaaa Год назад +18

      ​@@autumn4442 yeah, BlaDe does insane amounts of math, step counting, probability manipulation, code diving, and other insane shit in his Stardew minimax runs. They're legitimately incredible to watch

  • @newspaper_stand
    @newspaper_stand 3 года назад +979

    "DEAR WOMEN:" and THAT is where this copy pasta went from good to great

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 3 года назад +8

      Yeah, but some people got genuinely mad at him for that.

    • @newspaper_stand
      @newspaper_stand 3 года назад +134

      @@grillygrilly him the writer of the post or the guy reading it? because if it's the writer of the post i mean yeah obviously that's just blatant sexism. But if it's the voice actor then wtf.

    • @grillygrilly
      @grillygrilly 3 года назад +12

      @@newspaper_stand "Blatant sexism" is an exaggeration.

    • @thatitalianlameguy2235
      @thatitalianlameguy2235 2 года назад +17

      @@newspaper_stand blatant basedness

    • @neuroatypicalkirby2
      @neuroatypicalkirby2 2 года назад +96

      @@thatitalianlameguy2235 blatant signs that you should go outside

  • @ivythealiencat
    @ivythealiencat 9 месяцев назад +82

    "a real game needs challange and skill"
    Bro never went fishing in stardew valley 💀💀💀

    • @pastelgalaxy123
      @pastelgalaxy123 6 месяцев назад

      this is so real

    • @annaplaysandsings
      @annaplaysandsings 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, I exclusively use the training rod in my main save. I'm in year three and have already unlocked the casino.

    • @FatallyParasocial
      @FatallyParasocial 3 месяца назад +1

      Stardew valley has the best fishing mechanics imo. Its the only game I've played where fishing isn't extremely boring.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 2 месяца назад

      as somebody who has never played stardew valley, should i play it? seems stressful and im not the type of person to want to 100% games.

    • @ivythealiencat
      @ivythealiencat 2 месяца назад

      @@The-S-H3lf-Eater stardew isnt actually that stressful compared to most games its like a comfort game

  • @deanc5871
    @deanc5871 3 года назад +3702

    “Most of us can easily put 300+ hours into all of our games.”
    POV: You’ve never seen the sun

    • @LDPRxPS3x1
      @LDPRxPS3x1 3 года назад +266

      People that put 10,000+ hours on TF2: *sweating*

    • @lean4470
      @lean4470 3 года назад +94

      @@LDPRxPS3x1 Csgo players:

    • @jakobyarns4369
      @jakobyarns4369 3 года назад +172

      POV: you have an anime body pillow

    • @flamingscar5263
      @flamingscar5263 3 года назад +52

      me with 1700 hours on tf2 and 1000 on destiny 2:*slowly sliding into bush*

    • @lean4470
      @lean4470 3 года назад +29

      @@flamingscar5263 Me with 7 months of hours played in enter the gungeon: *fades away in time*

  • @BloxxingDinosaurus
    @BloxxingDinosaurus Год назад +7049

    He's the type of guy to take a potato chip and eat it.

    • @moral.nihilist
      @moral.nihilist Год назад +381

      bros god of the new world

    • @styx7777
      @styx7777 Год назад +177

      This is a Death Note reference ?

    • @ravingtac0896
      @ravingtac0896 Год назад +67

      @@styx7777 yes

    • @catenjoyer76
      @catenjoyer76 Год назад +128

      bros name is the way killer is pronounced in japanese fr

    • @KittyKatty999
      @KittyKatty999 Год назад +59

      Bro is totally the kind of guy who would end up as the illegitimate son of a bald super powerful politician

  • @LinusTheSecond
    @LinusTheSecond 3 года назад +5785

    This copypasta is the sole reason why Berdly exists.

    • @helpcryinggato5987
      @helpcryinggato5987 3 года назад +177

      THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @PossessedPotatoBird
      @PossessedPotatoBird 3 года назад +165

      Ralsei profile pictures are the best people in existence

    • @oceanman3179
      @oceanman3179 3 года назад +123

      This is litterally Berdly himself

    • @dimples9746
      @dimples9746 3 года назад +34

      nah berdly is more like ben shapiro

    • @octo2539
      @octo2539 3 года назад +18

      @@PossessedPotatoBird even better when made by Foekoe

  • @ImNotDragoon
    @ImNotDragoon 8 месяцев назад +25

    in my eyes this post is Makoto taking to the internet after his online gf dissappears and the MMO they played on shuts down

  • @touchgrass7129
    @touchgrass7129 Год назад +744

    that "DEAR WOMEN" was delivered with such pure fury it is commendable

    • @Jake_The_Banjo
      @Jake_The_Banjo Год назад +11

      To be fair, this guy is an actual voice actor. Makes sense that he's got insane voice acting skills.

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +4385

    "DEAR WOMEN"
    As a woman, I shivered.

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 3 года назад +565

      Yeah. Whenever gender comes into play in gaming discussions, no matter it sometimes being compliments, I’ve found it best to just... leave. Like this isn’t worth it

    • @Grimnoire
      @Grimnoire 3 года назад +59

      @@blueshell292 That's just sad.

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +242

      @@blueshell292
      Especially when it's around Neckbeards or children who think saying hi to a woman makes you a Simp.

    • @Arii00952
      @Arii00952 3 года назад +7

      ?

    • @microwavebrain1035
      @microwavebrain1035 3 года назад +59

      My boobers haven’t prevented me from being a semi not shit gaemer yet and they’re not about too

  • @BlackSalamander439
    @BlackSalamander439 3 года назад +22217

    Calls himself a real gamer and doesn’t use a racial slur even once smh

    • @crabbyandchips
      @crabbyandchips 3 года назад +566

      Exactly

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 3 года назад +2155

      He can insult women as much as he wants, he's not a real gamer until he sees Israel as an illegitimate state

    • @ThaiCommie
      @ThaiCommie 3 года назад +163

      @@grunkleg.2934 Umm no offense, I know what Israel has done, but do we have to pull it inside a discussion about video game?
      Do israel has anything to do with video games?

    • @asinineSkeptic
      @asinineSkeptic 3 года назад +1072

      The joke is that a lot of toxic gamer mentality revolves around racism, sexism, and antisemitism. Israel not being a legitimate state has been a meme floated around in some circles for years. It has as much to do with games as saying the N word with a Hard R does.
      It has nothing to do with it, that's the point. It's a gamer thing.

    • @ThaiCommie
      @ThaiCommie 3 года назад +95

      @@feldsar I'm sorry my man.

  • @Vetmire
    @Vetmire 10 месяцев назад +35

    Man basically just said "you're not a gamer unless you're exactly like me"

  • @BrandonBreakfast
    @BrandonBreakfast 3 года назад +2203

    "Mario is not a real game."
    He's not wrong. Mario is a character lol

    • @Unknown19.19
      @Unknown19.19 3 года назад +93

      super mario is a game but mario aint a game

    • @calumorsomething9818
      @calumorsomething9818 3 года назад +29

      I was offended at u for a second but then I realized that you said character XD

    • @w4wz
      @w4wz 3 года назад +22

      @@Unknown19.19 super mario isnt a game super mario bros is a game

    • @spicyboi3960
      @spicyboi3960 3 года назад +6

      Ya it's super Mario brothers

    • @spicyboi3960
      @spicyboi3960 3 года назад +8

      @Manuel Salokangas no its a first and last name his full name is
      Mario mario

  • @elderberryva9282
    @elderberryva9282 3 года назад +10637

    1. The voice acting is fucking inCREDIBLE
    2. I sincerely hope you didn’t have neighbors when you recorded this

    • @stephentuhaka237
      @stephentuhaka237 3 года назад +359

      3. The voice fits berdly from deltarune

    • @random_person_i_guess
      @random_person_i_guess 3 года назад +148

      In the desc. they said it was 1:30 AM so i second 2
      But yeah the voice acting is literally perfect for being *ONE TAKE*

    • @Ty-ro7xz
      @Ty-ro7xz 2 года назад +8

      @ownoko facts

    • @sodium_and_scales
      @sodium_and_scales 2 года назад +51

      I mean, he is an actual VA

    • @Candi_Clown
      @Candi_Clown 2 года назад +17

      Yeah his profession is being a VA xD

  • @Flymerick
    @Flymerick 3 года назад +1833

    "Mario is not a real game."
    Shigeru Miyamoto: *interesting.*

    • @lop7217
      @lop7217 3 года назад +9

      is that a name for some pasta?

    • @Flymerick
      @Flymerick 3 года назад +51

      @@lop7217 it's the name of the creator of Super Mario (◔‿◔)

    • @oo0372
      @oo0372 3 года назад +45

      Ok but imagine if Shigeru Miyamoto WAS a name of a type of pasta tho😂😂

    • @Flymerick
      @Flymerick 3 года назад +4

      @@oo0372 (゚ο゚人))

    • @current9300
      @current9300 3 года назад +51

      As a matter of fact, Shigery Miyamoto prefers hiring and working with people who have no extensive gaming background, because he thinks that they can make more interesting games than gamers who have strong opinions on what they like. Hayao Miyazaki has also expressed similar opinions on anime industry, he feels that otakus who create anime make bad stories and rely too much on their beloved anime tropes and cliches instead of seeking inspiration outside the medium.

  • @AvoidedOrc36584
    @AvoidedOrc36584 6 месяцев назад +8

    "Hey Yuki. We're all playing Mario Party tonight as a celebration of beating that Shadow last night. Yamagishi is letting us borrow her Wii that she plays Animal Crossing on.Wanna join?"
    Makoto:

  • @glowkirby
    @glowkirby 3 года назад +997

    He’s just calling Mario “not a real game” because he couldn’t beat the lost levels.

    • @asrieldreemurr8059
      @asrieldreemurr8059 3 года назад +37

      _laughs in Kaizo Mario_

    • @cmydagger9761
      @cmydagger9761 3 года назад +31

      He probably couldn't beat Sunshine secret levels

    • @superstefanmaker2483
      @superstefanmaker2483 3 года назад +11

      Me who beat Wario’s woods:
      Pathetic

    • @Dakka-do4cu
      @Dakka-do4cu 3 года назад +2

      I can't beat the first level lol

    • @franconunez925
      @franconunez925 3 года назад +2

      @@stanbrule9357 the only real game is *S H A D O W R A I D L E G E N D S*

  • @thecpmr6276
    @thecpmr6276 3 года назад +2554

    Also DEAR WOMEN:
    *Here we go.*

    • @patrickstar-vf7fx
      @patrickstar-vf7fx 3 года назад +59

      Someone go get the cross

    • @squishyty918
      @squishyty918 3 года назад +75

      That’s how you know they’re a real real real gamer

    • @microwaev
      @microwaev 3 года назад +89

      You know they are a real gamer when they have never touched a woman

    • @maxerduster
      @maxerduster 3 года назад +70

      Steps to becoming a gamer:racism,sexism,virginity. These 3 elements that make anyone a real gamer.

    • @stopreplyingtomyoldcommentsomg
      @stopreplyingtomyoldcommentsomg 3 года назад +4

      @@patrickstar-vf7fx here i am

  • @Geck0GC
    @Geck0GC 3 года назад +1094

    "Mario is not a real game... Play something that requires skill"
    This dude has clearly never played the lost levels, SMH, fake gamer.

    • @jexusdomel5194
      @jexusdomel5194 3 года назад +18

      Honestly even just mario 3 can take a few tries

    • @davidpictures6809
      @davidpictures6809 3 года назад +8

      My guy hasnt played mario maker super expert

    • @the-bruh.cum5
      @the-bruh.cum5 3 года назад +3

      @@jexusdomel5194 mario bros 3 is hard

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 года назад +4

      @@jexusdomel5194 Not only that, but you can play that game if you have Nintendo Switch Online. That contradicts literally every point he tried to make

    • @Certez2
      @Certez2 3 года назад +3

      But actualy, Mario is easy and dont need any skill xD

  • @turtlefalcon5546
    @turtlefalcon5546 4 месяца назад +32

    “All of the actual gamers”
    All of the actual gamers would like to disown this guy please

    • @glitchydoll
      @glitchydoll 3 месяца назад +5

      Can’t. Unfortunately, (fortunately), this man is a rare, endangered species of gamer. He must be preserved. For science.

    • @turtlefalcon5546
      @turtlefalcon5546 3 месяца назад

      @@glitchydoll I mean I guess if it’s for science

    • @Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997
      @Spamton.No.1RatedSalesman1997 3 месяца назад

      @@glitchydollcurrently attempting to contain them

  • @queen.of.hatred02
    @queen.of.hatred02 3 года назад +2886

    "the sims is not a real game"
    "come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller then we'll be friends"
    *me, playing the sims 4 on my ps4:*

    • @tatanooki
      @tatanooki 3 года назад +88

      WHY THO. What is sims without custom content :(

    • @acapybara3032
      @acapybara3032 3 года назад +29

      @@tatanooki i second this

    • @earthtear9586
      @earthtear9586 3 года назад +56

      @@tatanooki It's nice to play it on your sofa while watching a big screen with an ergonomic controller in your hand as opposed to hunched over a keyboard and mouse.
      Otherwise I'd play it on PC. Hopefully the next version for Xbox/PlayStation will allow custom content.

    • @satanism_rocks
      @satanism_rocks 3 года назад +14

      @@tatanooki if you have The realistic stuff you're not a GMAER. If you have like The murdering mod Then it's ok. Also you can plug in a controller

    • @tatanooki
      @tatanooki 3 года назад +10

      @@satanism_rocks dammit ur right im not a legal resident of the GMAER NATION

  • @ThePlayDoc
    @ThePlayDoc Год назад +1946

    This dude is so passionate about not having a life, that he calls Mario not a real game. This is the series that literally saved the video game industry, and has one of the most dedicated communities of all time.
    (Also, the voice acting is perfect, great job)

    • @WeebsArePathetic
      @WeebsArePathetic 11 месяцев назад

      It's just a difference in semantics of what a gamer is. Some people think you have to be playing some competitive game to be called that. Like calling someone an athlete. Not many would call someone who casually plays softball on some weekends an athlete. Similar to how some people wouldn't consider someone who plays casual games a gamer.
      Anyways shit is cringe.

    • @cesarandresbelloarnedo
      @cesarandresbelloarnedo 11 месяцев назад +64

      True!!! Sometimes the people who complain the most are usually the ones that know the least😄

    • @weewoo695
      @weewoo695 11 месяцев назад

      What a loser lmao

    • @ExtraordinaryFate
      @ExtraordinaryFate 10 месяцев назад +4

      Mario players when anything bad is said about Mario. It’s okay my guy

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 10 месяцев назад +30

      What did you expect from a apex legends player? Ironically there the ones who don’t play any real games. The average consumer doesn’t give a shit about the history of video games and stuff. Hence you get the “mario isnt a real game” nonsense.

  • @aircoolguy5218
    @aircoolguy5218 3 года назад +1802

    “Mario is not a real game”
    The 80s: *bruh*

    • @mariomario1849
      @mariomario1849 3 года назад +126

      People seem to forget that Mario not only used to be one of the most played games, but it used to be THE game. The first thing that comes to mind when you think of games.

    • @Zen-rw2fz
      @Zen-rw2fz 3 года назад +41

      same with pokemon

    • @paulholland9531
      @paulholland9531 3 года назад +20

      The 90's side with the 80's in this bruh moment

    • @quantum6637
      @quantum6637 3 года назад +8

      Mario is the 2nd biggest franchise and Super Mario is the 3rd.

    • @ivanchristophersaldana119
      @ivanchristophersaldana119 3 года назад +2

      people that born in the 80s - let GOOO MUGGGG HIIIIMMMM

  • @pinkcottoncandy5198
    @pinkcottoncandy5198 7 месяцев назад +11

    I can't believe makoto was a real gamer all this time

  • @natebit7167
    @natebit7167 3 года назад +886

    The “Also DEAR WOMEN” part makes me lose it every time

    • @just_another_person_who_li4675
      @just_another_person_who_li4675 3 года назад +25

      Literally everybody can play those games. Im here vibin with mc education edition and fruit ninja

    • @dabelli3818
      @dabelli3818 3 года назад +24

      Mario is litteraly one of the first videogames, when the gamers where seen as nerds and awkward. I don't think this guy is an ACTUAL gamer™

    • @isweartofuckinggod
      @isweartofuckinggod 3 года назад +29

      DEAR WOMEN: why won't any of you sleep with me? am i not a literal gamer alpha god?!

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 3 года назад +2

      @@isweartofuckinggod
      Incels be like

    • @violetsparkles5453
      @violetsparkles5453 3 года назад +2

      @@isweartofuckinggod Dear women: why are you so vapid and not like the things I like?
      But when you like the things I like you are FAKE

  • @falcon1378
    @falcon1378 3 года назад +1221

    Everybody knows the “ps4” controller is referred to as a dualshock. Hence, said gamer is not an actual gamer.

    • @hannaheyde135
      @hannaheyde135 3 года назад +39

      Ding ding ding ding! Good answer, Carl!

    • @heyyou9472
      @heyyou9472 3 года назад +43

      addenum: the "ps4 controller" has the name "dualshock," which references the sensation of the controller vibrating in either grip, hence the "Dualshock."
      to that end, "Dualshock 4" meaning it has 4 addition functions, 3 of which from the former "Dualshock" controllers, this one adding a "Touchpad" to the controller.
      op just needs to git gud B)

    • @istolethispfpsorry485
      @istolethispfpsorry485 3 года назад +9

      Excuse me! You mean a DUALSHOCK _4_ !!!!

    • @НиколайДемидов-ь8ж
      @НиколайДемидов-ь8ж 3 года назад +12

      @@heyyou9472 Nope, 4 in the name means version, not the number of added functions. Because in your logic the first DS should be called DS2, which had introduced to basic PS conrtoller not only vibration, but analog sticks as well.

    • @ironeagle9096
      @ironeagle9096 3 года назад +3

      I believe that this guy was just angry and forgot to say it in the correct way

  • @egg4666
    @egg4666 3 года назад +7129

    “Pokemon isn’t a real game”
    The entire 26 year old billion dollar franchise: **disappears**
    (And yes I know just because it’s a big company doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s ridiculous to say that they aren’t games lol)

    • @tantris2876
      @tantris2876 3 года назад +239

      Just because it’s about taking turns doesn’t mean it’s super easy!

    • @planetarygo11
      @planetarygo11 3 года назад +16

      Yeah, Pokimon isnt even a real game, its like fifa for r3 tards

    • @mparagames
      @mparagames 3 года назад +177

      @@planetarygo11 bruh

    • @lilscrilla5081
      @lilscrilla5081 3 года назад +7

      LMAO! 😂

    • @planetarygo11
      @planetarygo11 3 года назад +17

      @@airconditionerfan5427 Are you that stupid to compare the number of sell with the quality content? Yep, an average pokemon player