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  • @mirek4357
    @mirek4357 5 лет назад +8180

    Every game you play ends up being legal slave simulator

    • @strarionmango3037
      @strarionmango3037 5 лет назад +120

      We need....MORE :))))

    • @emsotheamonirith5839
      @emsotheamonirith5839 5 лет назад +125

      welcome to the rice fields

    • @sugoistalin7809
      @sugoistalin7809 5 лет назад +63

      It's just like real life!

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 5 лет назад +49

      In Sims 3, I always find myself making a hell-themed underground nightclub with VIP lounges for discussing highly illicit activities...
      And a BDSM dungeon. What's behind the hidden book case? Treasure? Mummies? Sex slaves in tiny 1x2 cells?

    • @TheModernHermeticist
      @TheModernHermeticist 5 лет назад +22

      Conan Exiles must be next then...

  • @BigJubble
    @BigJubble 3 года назад +3651

    I think one of my favorite parts of Chinese history is that one dynasty starts when a magistrate is transporting prisoners across the countryside and several get away. Knowing he will be killed for this failure the magistrate frees the rest of the prisoners and organizes them into a rebellion that eventually succeeds.

    • @hulahula6182
      @hulahula6182 3 года назад +880

      "Oh dear, I dropped a loaf of bread, better burn the whole bakery down" LMAO

    • @guyman9655
      @guyman9655 2 года назад +287

      That is failing succesfully

    • @fedja4121
      @fedja4121 2 года назад +41

      what is his name?

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 2 года назад +339

      More like "on no! I dropped a loaf of bread! I will be fired for this. Oh well, better start my own bakery"

    • @ArkaSaurusRex218
      @ArkaSaurusRex218 2 года назад +155

      I remember that one. The whole heist was very robin hood like, complete with disguises, some bandits, and several dozen dates laced with sleeping drugs.

  • @roberttauzer7042
    @roberttauzer7042 5 лет назад +6549

    "I mainly use it to upset the Japanese by pretending to be Korean" - 10/10 would VPN again

  • @dreamchaser3012
    @dreamchaser3012 5 лет назад +3300

    As a brazilian degenerate, I can tell you a little tip to help you avoid the horde. Don't play free MMO's. Ever. The more expensive the game, the less brazilians you will find. Have a good one.

    • @neewk
      @neewk 5 лет назад +357

      based

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 лет назад +379

      The higher the price, the higher you are on the map.

    • @passaroserodin3442
      @passaroserodin3442 5 лет назад +104

      REEE NAO FALA PORRA TEMOS QUE DOMINAR A MENTE DESSE HOMEM

    • @Thezanlynxer
      @Thezanlynxer 5 лет назад +51

      @@slyseal2091 how much do i have to spend to get to canada

    • @Deadsnake989
      @Deadsnake989 5 лет назад +131

      @@Thezanlynxer Your testicles

  • @kulrigalestout
    @kulrigalestout 5 лет назад +2255

    I've been reading The Water Margin recently. In one of the first chapters, a butcher is helping a bandit lord get married by trying to put the daughter's father into so much debt that the only thing he can do is sell her. The daddy-daughter duo is crying about it in an inn where a military officer is trying to get drunk, he tells them to shut the fuck up, and asks why they're being such little bitches. They tell him, he responds by saying that shit ain't cool and that he'll take care of it.
    The officer goes to the butcher on pretense of getting meat for a party at the palace, and has him cut some meat to a certain size. After a couple hours, he changes his mind and asks for the cuts to be a different size. After a couple more hours, he changes his mind again. The third time this happens the butcher catches on that the officer is wasting his time and confronts him about it, to which he says 'well ain't you a sharp little cunt' and gives him a savage beating in which his face is broken to death.
    Which normally hey, no problem. But the officer's superior was kind of a corrupt guy who owed a favor to a bandit lord that the butcher was trying to sell the daughter to, so the officer had to run away before his face was branded and sent to a maximum security resort in which whether or not you eat is entirely dependent on your ability to bribe the warden into bribing the guards into letting you bribe the cook into actually making food.
    Later on in the book, an obviously good guy sort of character of high moral and ethical standing has had a run of bad luck pissing off various corrupt officials, and is told by another obviously good guy of high moral and ethical standing to seek out a bandit friend at the marsh. He does so, and meets a fellow who works for him. He introduces himself as (paraphrasing) "nobody special really, just a nice fellow who murders passersby. I need to kill them so that I can have meat for my stores and their fat makes such lovely candles. Also, they have goodies that I can sell to other people before murdering them, too". The hero of the story says "cool, when do I meet your boss?"
    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is from a book considered one of the four pillars of Chinese literature. The amount of murder, mayhem, good people doing objectively bad things being portrayed as good, and side plots about corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife is amazing and I highly recommend giving it a go.

    • @quincyadams5250
      @quincyadams5250 5 лет назад +18

      What is the book scrublord?

    • @KogasaGaSagasa
      @KogasaGaSagasa 5 лет назад +251

      @@quincyadams5250The Water Margin, it's a fun read if you like murder, mayhem, and good people doing objectively ba things being portrayed as good.
      There are better materials on corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife.

    •  5 лет назад +38

      @@KogasaGaSagasa ~Everybody thinks the "corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife" is greener on the other side... they should really just learn to be happy with the corrupt officials wanting someone else's wife that they already have.

    • @magusofthenorth6834
      @magusofthenorth6834 5 лет назад +201

      You should try reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms. There's an episode in that story where a hunter murders his wife and serves her to the emperor just because he didn't have any other meat to offer him.

    • @scharlachnachtfalter1900
      @scharlachnachtfalter1900 5 лет назад +56

      Well it's really about a bunch of people forced to be renegede by shitty government. Some of them are more grey while others are more neutral or chaotic good. The heroes of water margin comes from all sort of background, from person of high birth to low life scum. You can checkout everyone's background here en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/108_Stars_of_Destiny

  • @pragmaticpuppy2715
    @pragmaticpuppy2715 5 лет назад +6483

    Confucius - "If an Nvidia factory is currently not on fire, it will be on fire" Words to live by.

    • @WeekendWarrior1
      @WeekendWarrior1 5 лет назад +430

      It's up there with his old adage of "As sure as the heavens are blue, a new console shalt have Skyrim."

    • @TheAlison1456
      @TheAlison1456 5 лет назад +8

      Indeed

    • @nanoender97
      @nanoender97 5 лет назад +5

      666 likes hmm...

    • @digestiveissue7710
      @digestiveissue7710 5 лет назад +11

      @Wolken Kratzer Yes, he's standing right next to me.

    • @death153278
      @death153278 5 лет назад +13

      Virgin Confucius vs Chad Laozi

  • @dzka88
    @dzka88 5 лет назад +9088

    As Confucius once said: It is good to meet the girl in a park but it is better to park meat in the girl.

    • @christiandark3298
      @christiandark3298 5 лет назад +900

      I love Confucius as much as the next guy, but if he tries to tell me one more time about how a big ass fills hearts, I'll break his fingers and see how he feels then.

    • @12isaac00
      @12isaac00 5 лет назад +680

      @@christiandark3298 a big ass fills hearts and a big rack fills the mind.

    • @snazwonk2066
      @snazwonk2066 5 лет назад +207

      truly wise man

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 5 лет назад +333

      These flat chest worshipping lolicon jihadists need to stop using confuscius' holy image for their degenerate propaganda

    • @gmatheus10
      @gmatheus10 5 лет назад +188

      @@christiandark3298 Ass > tits

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 5 лет назад +6097

    There was a seige during the An Lushan revolt where the Tang where besieged.
    So they did what any reasonable ruler would do and cannibalized 75,000 peasants.
    Truly the sons of heaven.

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  5 лет назад +3651

      And the peasantry didn't even rebel.
      Just finna got ate.

    • @tomstonemale
      @tomstonemale 5 лет назад +379

      Yeah, but did they ask for seconds?

    • @johndoe617
      @johndoe617 5 лет назад +420

      @098765 Craper
      >tfw you will never experience the true meaning of brotherhood and camaraderie as you offer your wife to be eaten by your fellow soldiers
      why live

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 лет назад +116

      Good God...And I thought the Spartans were hardcore...

    • @kaz_sha2566
      @kaz_sha2566 5 лет назад +223

      绥阳之战 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Suiyang
      lmfao, They did not teach this in history class.

  • @GNiko324
    @GNiko324 5 лет назад +1413

    This is how you sell out. Actually making people wanting to hear the ads for the jokes.

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 5 лет назад +226

      When your content is so good, people rabidly consume the ads because they're technically 40 more seconds of your content.

    • @RedHazeCh
      @RedHazeCh 5 лет назад +6

      He does it for the money

    • @The578unit
      @The578unit 5 лет назад +2

      As it happened I could feel it was gonna be Nord VPN or something but I let it happen anyway

    • @ThePlayer920
      @ThePlayer920 5 лет назад +23

      I'm just surprised that he even bothered with shilling VPNs in the first place, considering that he makes close to 3000$ per video on Patreon alone. I guess the jokes about him being a Jew were true after all

    • @DailyCorvid
      @DailyCorvid 9 месяцев назад

      Lol he's levelled to 100 Capitalism with all the perks.

  • @cozee6681
    @cozee6681 5 лет назад +3159

    ~"Kurwa, moje pole!"
    Jin Wu, 12, upon seeing his rice field under the flood. Of tigers.

    • @golaberNT
      @golaberNT 5 лет назад +69

      Marcin Kozak smutnaemotka.jpg

    • @Zeon081
      @Zeon081 5 лет назад +41

      PSHEEEEEEEEEE!

    • @krawc0
      @krawc0 5 лет назад +14

      To nieźle =d

    • @Ahti_Kotiranta
      @Ahti_Kotiranta 4 года назад +41

      Spierdalai z moho pola, city mongorian
      - Sun Tszi, "The Art of War"

  • @evansageser6943
    @evansageser6943 5 лет назад +2973

    Fun fact: Many ancient Chinese historians were so convinced of Daji's evil that they assumed she was actually a wicked fox spirit who was sent by the Goddess Nuwa to destroy the Shang dynasty after their emperor Zhou defaced her temple by covering it in erotic poetry proclaiming his love for her.

    • @josephtrojan2230
      @josephtrojan2230 5 лет назад +288

      What?

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj 5 лет назад +865

      @@josephtrojan2230 Welcome to Chinese History, you're going to be saying that a lot.

    • @josephtrojan2230
      @josephtrojan2230 5 лет назад +59

      @@MachineMan-mj4gj Okay?

    • @TheoEvian
      @TheoEvian 5 лет назад +314

      As somebody pretty knowledgeable in East Asian history I dont think those historians were entirely unbiased :D Like the whole mandate of heaven thing got invented so the later dynasties could justify their coups. Concretely I think the Zhou invented the Xia and said the Shangs got the mandate of heaven from the Xia so after they have already overthrown them they could claim they now have the mandate so everything is OK.

    • @MogofWar
      @MogofWar 5 лет назад +81

      Wouldn't that be circular logic? The goddess sends the demon to punish the man who defaces her temple, but the defacing of the temple was done under the influence of said demon... Unless the goddess sees into the future and punishes misdeeds that haven't happened yet, which were then caused by her punishment...

  • @mememagician97
    @mememagician97 5 лет назад +2177

    Im a Brazillian, you wont be able to escape my monkey grips now not even in Korean pretty boys games.
    You're ruined.

    • @TKsh1
      @TKsh1 5 лет назад +327

      Let's teach those gringos we mean bussiness.

    • @CheeseOfMasters
      @CheeseOfMasters 5 лет назад +148

      Yeah, "Takeshi".

    • @techcheap2340
      @techcheap2340 5 лет назад +83

      Eo macacoo

    • @bludao
      @bludao 5 лет назад +24

      Aeow vamo pega ele

    • @Victurio
      @Victurio 5 лет назад +32

      Let's do it, Brother heuhuehue

  • @YumPoisonApple
    @YumPoisonApple 5 лет назад +765

    this is the best i've seen anyone selling their sponsoring VPN

    • @Sifer2
      @Sifer2 5 лет назад +58

      Yeah that segue into the plug was a master stroke. I'm not even a peasant living under communism(yet) but I felt like I need a VPN.

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 лет назад +9

      @@Sifer2 everyone i work with in china got vpns and we all just ended up keeping them. they can be pretty useful but i mostly just use it to watch american netflix

    • @janinecat1865
      @janinecat1865 5 лет назад +1

      Count Dankula did a pretty good job too.

    • @TPBXDRicky420
      @TPBXDRicky420 5 лет назад +2

      General Sam does some good ones ;)

    • @seaofscissors
      @seaofscissors 5 лет назад

      Watch TommyKay's and of this same VPN, then

  • @Dinotomon
    @Dinotomon 4 года назад +3018

    That Daji story is really disturbing. Like, fine, she gets aroused by torture, she had a guys feet cut off and she had a pregnant woman torn open. I can get behind that. But then she went and had an affair!? Now that's truly horrible!

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 года назад +87

      HOOOOOOOOO!

    • @albbb96
      @albbb96 4 года назад +346

      If I remember correctly then in Rimworld breaking the affair gives you higher mood penalty than killing and cannibalizing a prisoner. Cheating truly a horrible thing.

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 4 года назад +166

      Not to mention the fact that Zhou Xin was technically a simp in Chinese history.

    • @michaeltan7625
      @michaeltan7625 4 года назад +219

      Sseth is obviously joking. This account of how terrible Daji and Shang Dynasty is popularized by the people who revolted and overthrew the Shang. They also said Daji is a fox spirit, so I'd take their version with a grain of salt. This is pretty common stuff in Chinese history. The rebels often exaggerate how bad the previous dynasty is to justify their rebellion.

    • @faurier
      @faurier 3 года назад +139

      @@michaeltan7625 Ever think that happens in any other historical writings we have?

  • @TheMistycGeorge
    @TheMistycGeorge 5 лет назад +436

    Oof the sponsor transition really was as smooth as it could get

    • @Gamefreak2998
      @Gamefreak2998 5 лет назад +32

      Gregor Pojbic is half expecting the sponsor to not associate with him again now xD

    • @dVector13
      @dVector13 5 лет назад +7

      i'm surprised people are willing to even sponsor him, the merchants guild's influence will decrease the more outside sponsors sseth gets, so we must bankroll assassins quickly.

  • @Jaewda
    @Jaewda 5 лет назад +6259

    Where’s the Skyrim review. It’s extremely important. You can trust me.

    • @lokandfffan
      @lokandfffan 5 лет назад +71

      Todd Howard grandma grandma grandma fix my game uncle Todd will not

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 5 лет назад +107

      but which port oh glorious Mr Todd Howard?

    • @mitjasainio8151
      @mitjasainio8151 5 лет назад +14

      You did it again

    • @Kaedevirus
      @Kaedevirus 5 лет назад +26

      Where's a cheesecake version of Skyrim?

    • @lucassmith889
      @lucassmith889 5 лет назад +25

      Grandpa todd please don't kill me i beg for mercy I'm sorry todd i didn't buy the elder scrolls V:Skyrim TV edition for the third time this week

  • @sirnonapplicable
    @sirnonapplicable 4 года назад +947

    Learn from the Shang Dynasty kids: Simping hurts everyone

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +24

      @Vir if there's a cheap seller, a happy exploiter is never too far

  • @faceplant47
    @faceplant47 5 лет назад +3730

    ALWAYS keep the Feng Shui in tact

    • @albinbrunzell8364
      @albinbrunzell8364 4 года назад +10

      True that faceless

    • @francescolombardi3438
      @francescolombardi3438 4 года назад +56

      those Nvidia factories won't light themselves on fire!

    • @Deoxys_Used_Mimic
      @Deoxys_Used_Mimic 3 года назад +30

      This aged well today.

    • @AxeltheKing1000
      @AxeltheKing1000 3 года назад +3

      @@Deoxys_Used_Mimic yes. Soon we will have Chinese anime. And not Japan’s anime.

    • @shala_shashka
      @shala_shashka 3 года назад +2

      @@AxeltheKing1000 well looks like you called it cuz I’ve been seeing way more Chinese anime

  • @cocacraesh
    @cocacraesh 5 лет назад +4641

    I don't know what kind of genius at ExpressVPN thought that this marketing stunt was a good idea but I applaud his or her bravery.

    • @Momohhhhhh
      @Momohhhhhh 5 лет назад +77

      his

    • @space_lemonz4561
      @space_lemonz4561 5 лет назад +635

      It is smart because everyone watching sseeth’s shit is already on a watchlist for the government. Express is just profiting off his audience

    • @DuckieMcduck
      @DuckieMcduck 5 лет назад +130

      I mean he plugged it masterfully it was a good stunt

    • @kazaamjt1901
      @kazaamjt1901 5 лет назад +92

      Sponsors are rarely talked about in the comments, so I'd say this was pretty successful

    • @CallanElliott
      @CallanElliott 5 лет назад +61

      This ain't nothing where he commissioned a grand worth of porn for an ad, and took a shot at the British Porn Ban as well.

  • @44444444443333333222
    @44444444443333333222 4 года назад +2413

    I didn't know Todd Howard narrated Emperor in a half-assed Chinese accent in order to raise funds for Morrowind.

  • @sunningdale3478
    @sunningdale3478 4 года назад +628

    If you think Daji was crazy, read about Empress Lu Zhi. She ordered the torture and death of several officials who she and her husband felt threatened by, along with killing their extended families and clans. After the emperor died and her son became emperor, she had the son of her husband's ex-concubine poisoned at the age of 12, and then chopped off the ex-concubine's limbs and ears, gouged out her eyes, made her mute, and threw into a latrine. She then took her son the Emperor to see what she called a 'human swine' and the emperor was so traumatized by this that he refused to rule for the rest of his life and spent all his time drinking, gambling, etc.

    • @papafrenchie6088
      @papafrenchie6088 2 года назад

      Jesus fucking Christ

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 2 года назад +68

      That's one of the worst things I've ever heard.

    • @mysticaccount5845
      @mysticaccount5845 Год назад +4

      😂

    • @basedimperialism
      @basedimperialism Год назад +70

      Least violent female ruler:

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 Год назад +18

      Just another day in the rice fields. Amma pick up some rice so I don't get cannibalize by the upper class🌾🌾🌾🌾👨‍🌾

  • @CommanderGumball
    @CommanderGumball 5 лет назад +1748

    How in the hell did you manage to wrangle a sponsor?
    By being *advertiser friendly,* that's how.

    • @thathandsomedevil0828
      @thathandsomedevil0828 5 лет назад +156

      Dat segue way into the advert was as sublime as my best opium hit tho..

    • @goldcreeper7376
      @goldcreeper7376 5 лет назад +113

      The Merchant Guild has it's ways

    • @Sarki101
      @Sarki101 5 лет назад +81

      Express VPN doesnt give a fuck about family friendly

    • @johnmoo8072
      @johnmoo8072 5 лет назад +47

      I thank the kind folks of the Merchants Guild, they must've pulled some sort of deal to get that sponsorship.
      They are a smart and resourceful lot.

    • @LordAlacorn
      @LordAlacorn 5 лет назад +8

      The real question: how friendly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @amale441
    @amale441 5 лет назад +3016

    Thanks for the VPN sponsor! Now I, as a brazilian, shall invade New MMOs

  • @emilianonuke
    @emilianonuke 4 года назад +732

    "I also use it to play region locked korean mmo's so that i can finally escape the hordes of brazilians in multiplayer games"
    Probably the best selling point ngl

  • @mauricio7797
    @mauricio7797 5 лет назад +1573

    "If an NVidia factory is currenctly NOT on fire, it WILL be on fire."
    Genious

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +7

      Can you explain this joke?

    • @nothappening4776
      @nothappening4776 4 года назад +43

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 Nvidia is a graphics cards' manufacturer. It has a lot of factories in countries like China, Taiwan, Thailand etc. After saying it he holds a PC built with AMD graphics card and AMD is Nvidia's main concurrent on the GPU market.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +4

      @@nothappening4776 but why will it be on fire? Are they known to overheat?

    • @nothappening4776
      @nothappening4776 4 года назад +37

      @@tfwthelsdkicksin6083 some of them were known to overheat(Fermi for example, they reached 90°C even without big stress sometimes), but nowadays, no. I suppose he accents that Confucius was a fan of AMD enough to wish for Nvidia factories to be burnt.

    • @tfwthelsdkicksin6083
      @tfwthelsdkicksin6083 4 года назад +5

      @@nothappening4776 ah, OK. Thanks for explaining, now I can joke about burnt graphics card factories.

  • @WeekendWarrior1
    @WeekendWarrior1 5 лет назад +1042

    Huh, must mean the Mandalore review is coming out soon.

    • @INuke4You
      @INuke4You 5 лет назад +26

      Thought i was the only one to notice

    • @Kasaevier
      @Kasaevier 5 лет назад +82

      Wait, this isn't the mandalore review?

    • @Nekerfree
      @Nekerfree 5 лет назад +19

      @@Kasaevier this is the NSFW review. a more family friendly video will be soon.

    • @LD-oq9lx
      @LD-oq9lx 5 лет назад +26

      Mandalore forgot his pills again

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 5 лет назад +8

      Ha ha ha. Good one. And so original! And fitting!

  • @FacadeWitch
    @FacadeWitch 4 года назад +786

    "And you're no longer constrained by older mechanics in the series such as: living standards, ethics and human rights."
    So
    It really IS China. :D

  • @11facehugger
    @11facehugger 5 лет назад +359

    Sseth has opened my eyes to the glorious games of war torn Africa, and for that, I owe him my life

  • @eq1w1e1r1t1y
    @eq1w1e1r1t1y 5 лет назад +852

    Im a simple polish dude, I see Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz from village Chrzęszczyżewoszyce... I press thumb up.

    • @YodaZemunski
      @YodaZemunski 5 лет назад +36

      Wie!??!?

    • @CrimsonShoty
      @CrimsonShoty 5 лет назад +4

      You know a language other than polish! O KURWA you are extra ordinary polish dude

    • @jvne_
      @jvne_ 5 лет назад +5

      What the fuck is that language

    • @SaintVakos
      @SaintVakos 5 лет назад +4

      @@jvne_ Polish

    • @jvne_
      @jvne_ 5 лет назад +14

      @@SaintVakos I know it's Polish
      I just wanna know where the fuck the vocals are at

  • @jankapuscinski8456
    @jankapuscinski8456 5 лет назад +156

    >I assume everyone here is fluent in Polish
    THEY KNOW

  • @levongevorgyan6789
    @levongevorgyan6789 5 лет назад +1494

    Come for the Sseth humor, stay for the lesson in Chinese history and the waifu that makes Vlad tepes look sane.

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад +116

      Look up Elizabeth Bathory. She is the source of at least half of the Dracula story.

    • @marcinduman2651
      @marcinduman2651 5 лет назад +138

      Vlad Tepes wasn't that bad tho...
      @VladDidNothingWrong

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад +229

      @@marcinduman2651 He was certainly harsh, but him being portrayed as a sadistic lunatic is Ottoman propaganda.

    • @danter.6379
      @danter.6379 5 лет назад +105

      It’s arguable that vlad did what he had to do on top of pure hatred for the ottomans. But this... this bitch is just insane

    • @danter.6379
      @danter.6379 5 лет назад +6

      dou jin would that make her a tsundre? Or however you spell that dead ass word

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 5 лет назад +647

    There is nothing negative about this video. I learned about Ancient Chinese torture porn, watched a truly excellent game review, and learned how to piss off the japanese online. I rate this video 97 degrees Fahrenheit

    • @PrismaMirage
      @PrismaMirage 4 года назад +5

      @Johnny Money A nice warm 36

    • @Praephyr
      @Praephyr 4 года назад +18

      I would have said 451 degrees fahrenheit since we are talking about china ...

  • @1Fye
    @1Fye 4 года назад +2016

    I think we’re all appreciating Chinese culture right about now..

    • @pirateofthemist3764
      @pirateofthemist3764 4 года назад +150

      A barbaric culture of murdering innocent people through various means carries on till now. They just modernised there ways to this plague called corona.

    • @zjsopro
      @zjsopro 4 года назад +184

      @@pirateofthemist3764 Wow, your logic sounds just like your name.

    • @abraxas4261
      @abraxas4261 4 года назад +318

      The Zhao Jon Your social credit has raised, Comrade. Good work

    • @kaz_sha2566
      @kaz_sha2566 4 года назад +70

      @@abraxas4261 sad to see people like you, believing every bullshit the clearly biased media throws at you, the social credit system is a welfare program run by cooperations not the government, the only credit in china that disallow you from purchasing public transport (only high speed trains and flights) tickets are bank credits, aka you own banks money so you need to pay back. It is a shit system but it works, and it was noticed to the public, It stop people from doing nasty shit, plus it makes the country one of the safest third World country with 1.4 billion population, unlike some agency with their massive surveillance campagin, and just about equal amount of censorship.

    • @SH-ui8xw
      @SH-ui8xw 4 года назад +55

      Abraxas lol so whenever someone says something good or tries to defend China it’s always abt social credits or wumao or some other shit

  • @EssenceOfBanana
    @EssenceOfBanana 5 лет назад +411

    "danbooru handholding"
    I didn't know you were that kind of man, Sseth.

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 5 лет назад +17

      This filthy degenerate need to get sent into re-education camp

    • @waldofelix29
      @waldofelix29 5 лет назад +51

      Thats -10 social credit foe being a degenerate!

    • @unconscious7219
      @unconscious7219 5 лет назад +1

      @Jack Prosper
      Das rite, only working members of the society go to scatbooru.

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 5 лет назад +5

      danbooru for rich.
      gelbooru for poort

    • @roberthipolito1351
      @roberthipolito1351 5 лет назад

      nah fam, some may say anti-people's party degenerate, but for some he is a man of culture.

  • @desemberku6908
    @desemberku6908 5 лет назад +690

    Sponsored by *Tencent腾讯*

    • @patch-fm
      @patch-fm 5 лет назад

      HAHA...ros sucks.

  • @nis5e
    @nis5e 4 года назад +209

    Thumbs up if you'd enjoy a Sseth Mini-Series on History & Mythology (such as the Daji story here, or the Osiris story in Pharaoh)

  • @iampixel4086
    @iampixel4086 5 лет назад +817

    "(...) because I assume everyone's fluent in Polish."
    We're the only ones to keep these majestic gems alive, man. 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱

  • @joshuazane3210
    @joshuazane3210 5 лет назад +2866

    "I sell; you buy, you buy!" has to be the the most Chinese thing I've ever heard, although there's the close second of "Oh shit, my baby is a girl; where's the nearest river?"

  • @l33tpie
    @l33tpie 5 лет назад +85

    The OST in this game is actually amazing and would recommend the war of the elephants, Buddhas dream and village of the victors to everyone.

    • @Myrth1
      @Myrth1 4 года назад +7

      >Didn't list Himalayan Echos
      You had one job. Just one job.

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles 5 лет назад +486

    20,000-30,000 civilians eaten
    Decisive Tang Strategic Victory

    • @midshipman8654
      @midshipman8654 5 лет назад +13

      Peasants are fleeting, victory is forever.

    • @meowmiaw3675
      @meowmiaw3675 5 лет назад +2

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Suiyang lawl

  • @34marmarmar
    @34marmarmar 5 лет назад +792

    NUH UH. DONT THINK YOU CAN JUST CASUALLY UPLOAD A NEW VIDEO RIGHT AFTER FLOODING EVERY SPACE STATION 13 SERVER! THE AMOUNT OF BIOLOGICAL REPRODUCTIVE MATERIAL BEING SENT TO YOU WILL BE MANY!

    • @coffeeandwaffles6706
      @coffeeandwaffles6706 5 лет назад +20

      Lol, how bad is it there?

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 5 лет назад +150

      ​@@coffeeandwaffles6706 one server group had to open up 4 more servers, and they are crowded with around 90 people per server.
      fun fact, byond servers don't run very well when there is that much people on a server. some would even say it turned ss13 into a turn based rpg because of how slow shit runs

    • @anondynamic
      @anondynamic 5 лет назад +207

      "fun fact, byond servers don't run very well when there is that much people on a server"
      Another fun fact: Byond servers don't run very well no matter what.

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 5 лет назад +12

      @@anondynamic true

    • @dalamaraaefe4989
      @dalamaraaefe4989 5 лет назад +11

      @@34marmarmar Yeah I saw the servers recently and laughed my ass off at the like 8 new goon servers

  • @dankpotato5993
    @dankpotato5993 5 лет назад +70

    5:48 Confucius knows what's up

  • @ghastlyguts
    @ghastlyguts 5 лет назад +510

    That executioner dude used a big axe to cut the rope of the guillotine so it can cut the man's head. Why

    • @googlepissoff5776
      @googlepissoff5776 5 лет назад +142

      The clout

    • @limecupcakes
      @limecupcakes 4 года назад +210

      Bureaucracy in a nutshell

    • @Pintroll300
      @Pintroll300 4 года назад +72

      Lumbago meant he couldn’t bend his back as well as he could in his younger years, but the axe is mandatory issue so he built the guillotine to make things easier

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 4 года назад +3

      Literally what I was thinking. Horribly inefficient.

    • @chaptap8376
      @chaptap8376 4 года назад +3

      Axe is if guillotine messes up

  • @rejvaik00
    @rejvaik00 5 лет назад +193

    The history from 6:13 -7:55 is actually completely true. Sseth isn't making any of it up.

    • @itaybron
      @itaybron 5 лет назад +84

      it's too crazy and fucked up not to be true

    • @MuffinmanondruryIane
      @MuffinmanondruryIane 5 лет назад +55

      rejvaik I’m surprised he didn’t mention the Emperor who had a fetish for fat Persian asses

    • @UggaWaggaProductions
      @UggaWaggaProductions 5 лет назад +38

      @@MuffinmanondruryIane lots of people have a fetish for fat asses.

    • @GlacialScion
      @GlacialScion 5 лет назад +66

      @@UggaWaggaProductions
      He means donkeys.

    • @IXIskarfaceIXI
      @IXIskarfaceIXI 5 лет назад +12

      @@GlacialScion top kek

  • @TreeOfThe
    @TreeOfThe 4 года назад +174

    "Watch your angry and disillusioned citizens get beaten down by police officers as a fire rages through their neighborhood. "
    2020:Okay, you got it.

    • @jor4114
      @jor4114 4 года назад +1

      That one didn't age quite so well.

    • @GyaruRespecter
      @GyaruRespecter 3 года назад +12

      Based and Mostly-Peacefulpilled

    • @Слышьты-ф4ю
      @Слышьты-ф4ю Год назад

      When even the winners of the cold war get turned into ex-soviet hellhole:

  • @Vitor-bs8og
    @Vitor-bs8og 5 лет назад +265

    10:08 as a brazilian I can assure you that anywhere you go or anything you try to escape us won't work, we will always be there.

    • @ombop7
      @ombop7 5 лет назад +4

      true mano

    • @fuki999
      @fuki999 5 лет назад +6

      @@ombop7 SÓ LI A TRUE DA TRUE MEU PARSERI

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 5 лет назад +15

      *Teleports behind you*
      NADA PESSOAL, CRIANÇA

    • @pedrosampaio7349
      @pedrosampaio7349 5 лет назад +8

      @N5ZZ0 Welcome , my dear boludo. As you long as you follow huehue path, enlightenment is a sure prospect, che.

    • @felipebayona9119
      @felipebayona9119 5 лет назад +5

      Só os BR redpill AWOKEN. salve

  • @windblownleaf6450
    @windblownleaf6450 5 лет назад +1696

    Your torrent list really horrified me.
    What kind of a disturbed individual would watch sword art online.

    • @baylego
      @baylego 5 лет назад +49

      And keeping up with it every week, we have dedication, we like suffering

    • @far_centrist
      @far_centrist 5 лет назад +26

      As a person who has never recovered from the shitshow, i can confirm.
      I still have the nightmares sometimes.

    • @ShloppyShmeat
      @ShloppyShmeat 5 лет назад +6

      @gendalfff Thinking ahead. Well done based sseth.

    • @stansmith7438
      @stansmith7438 5 лет назад +3

      sometimes you just want the least complicated nobrainer you can find to grab some beer and relax, so sao works? i guess?

    • @magnus258
      @magnus258 5 лет назад +10

      He had Boku no pico and sword art online surprises you?

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped 5 лет назад +35

    "You do a good job, you get to keep your job. You do a bad job, you lose your head"
    That pretty much sums up the Mandate of Heaven...

  • @zerothefool2437
    @zerothefool2437 5 лет назад +201

    also interesting fact of Daji, according to some Japanese mythology, she's basically a malevolent fox spirit that terrorizes and destroys dynasties in Asia. She went by other names like Lady Kayō, Bao Si and Tamamo-no-Mae

    • @frig7014
      @frig7014 5 лет назад +58

      more like tamamo no bae

    • @hellatze
      @hellatze 5 лет назад +4

      Tamamo is japanese name.

    • @pablo9234
      @pablo9234 5 лет назад +5

      probbaly the same legend getting passed along asia

    • @royzed2039
      @royzed2039 5 лет назад +5

      check out Netflix new show Love, Death and Robot. There's one episode called Good Hunting talking about this fox creature Hu Li Jing.

    • @alchetect9995
      @alchetect9995 5 лет назад +13

      And she can hop up on a pillar and pull other gods to-
      wait fuck

  • @radosawgoecki6993
    @radosawgoecki6993 5 лет назад +1422

    Sseth: **assumes i'm fluent in Polish**
    Me: **whispering** shit, he's onto me

    • @theroyalbacon2294
      @theroyalbacon2294 5 лет назад +120

      The stabbed Ls in your name kinda gave it away

    • @mrcocoloco7200
      @mrcocoloco7200 5 лет назад +5

      @@theroyalbacon2294 True

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 лет назад +22

      What? You want to get invaded again, why didn't you say so earlier!

    • @Khoros-Mythos
      @Khoros-Mythos 4 года назад +10

      @@theroyalbacon2294 "stabbed Ls" lolwut

    • @HubiKoshi
      @HubiKoshi 3 года назад +10

      @@Khoros-Mythos They are actually pronounced like English "w"

  • @DepressedDiego
    @DepressedDiego 4 года назад +35

    "Doing away with things like living standards and human rights." China never changes.

  • @EnconXV
    @EnconXV 5 лет назад +964

    M'lord Sseth, I humbly request a review of Crusader Kings II. Genocide, conquest and incest seem to be right up your alley.

    • @aristocrocseerofaeons8268
      @aristocrocseerofaeons8268 5 лет назад +154

      Seconded with extreme prejudice.

    • @MrChaosAdam
      @MrChaosAdam 5 лет назад +3

      Aw yisss.
      please make this happen

    • @rocket_sensha4337
      @rocket_sensha4337 5 лет назад +14

      @@dimas3829 well... At least you can still die to Aztecs bashing your guards with obsidian club-swords and offering your heart to their gods.

    • @fuzzydunlop7928
      @fuzzydunlop7928 5 лет назад +81

      @Spiny Norman You don't just expel the Jewry, you have to take out loans first.

    • @randomanon8781
      @randomanon8781 5 лет назад +49

      @@fuzzydunlop7928 this, outjew the jew

  • @FieryHellzGaming
    @FieryHellzGaming 5 лет назад +82

    This is the best example given for a VPN ever, now I can troll people on Korean 4chan boards.

  • @SenhorAlien
    @SenhorAlien 3 года назад +52

    Thank you for telling us about your refuge in Korean MMOs, Sseth, as well as the way to play them. Agora nós brasileiros poderemos invadir jogos internacionais tbm :)

  • @Lil_Puff7
    @Lil_Puff7 5 лет назад +312

    China is a balanced country with no exploits or problems whatsoever.

    • @Top_Hat_Walrus
      @Top_Hat_Walrus 5 лет назад +63

      China:
      British empire: *OPIUM*

    • @richardvlasek2445
      @richardvlasek2445 5 лет назад +9

      people that make videos with titles like this whilst knowing actual fuck all about the game they're trying to paint as broken are worse than Hitler

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 5 лет назад +2

      I fell for two of those, Rich, never fucking again.

    • @raymonddelicana7145
      @raymonddelicana7145 5 лет назад +3

      @@Top_Hat_Walrus spiff would say yorkshire tea and for the queen while finding a exploit in a game

    • @cossaizy6309
      @cossaizy6309 5 лет назад +3

      @NicolBolas2 what? Why did you comment nothing?

  • @jackyuan1056
    @jackyuan1056 5 лет назад +162

    5 social credit points have been added to your account.

  • @ysterkrys715
    @ysterkrys715 5 лет назад +33

    This game taught me how to say "Happy new year" in Mandorin, I'm fully prepared for the Chinese takeover.

  • @huntlibtards5094
    @huntlibtards5094 5 лет назад +614

    I sell!
    You buy!
    YOU BUY!

  • @completelydifferentm4473
    @completelydifferentm4473 5 лет назад +329

    Woah, China's history truly was immersive. This narrator is cool, he should make a channel or something

  • @alexanderveritas
    @alexanderveritas 5 лет назад +128

    *Now that was an unexpected history lesson about the **_Chinese Dinasty_*
    *Altought quite **_gruesome and detailed._*

    • @Calvin_Coolage
      @Calvin_Coolage 4 года назад +13

      'Quite gruesome and detailed' is basically every aspect of Chinese history, especially ancient and Three Kingdoms era.

  • @MillRunner
    @MillRunner 5 лет назад +133

    Not only did I get a classic PC game recommendation, I also got a fascinating history lesson about ancient China.

  • @Zorro9129
    @Zorro9129 5 лет назад +649

    Unfortunately, this game is not an accurate depiction of China. When you click on the citizens they don't pretend to fall over and sue you for injury. Nor can you set an entire pit of live hogs on fire. 3/5

    • @MrGod47
      @MrGod47 5 лет назад +57

      Yeah...you can go back to /pol/ to have your "accuracy". U$0.5 is deposited into your account.

    • @Zeon081
      @Zeon081 5 лет назад +43

      you confused it with India

    • @Daxien
      @Daxien 5 лет назад +63

      @MG47 Five points have been added to your sesame account.

    • @pvblivscornelivsscipio
      @pvblivscornelivsscipio 5 лет назад +17

      @@MrGod47 You mad chicom brother?

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 лет назад +4

      ngl man that happens a lot in the poorer parts of china but thats just degenerate shit

  • @regiodeurse6513
    @regiodeurse6513 4 года назад +15

    Bought this game for 1,99 euro in a dutch version of a dollar store, Nearly 15 years ago sitting in between disposed batches of capri sun and Bootlegged Nestle bars. Still one of my all time favorite games.. Very immersive and challenging and the graphics are timeless.

  • @Bambuh
    @Bambuh 5 лет назад +60

    "Hao means good in chinese and you are NOT HAO" best line ever

  • @SquidwardAF
    @SquidwardAF 5 лет назад +338

    I will never go to China because I'm afraid of tigers.

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 5 лет назад +7

      @Peiran Zhang LOL

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +15

      @Peiran Zhang You are implying that China cares about international treaties. They kill those tigers themselves and then use their bone powder as a viagra

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +41

      ​@Peiran Zhang Alright dude, first of all you should chill out. I was only messing around and there is no point in getting butthurt over it. It only makes you look dumb
      If you do wan't to argue with me on this though then go ahead, because despite what you said your tigers are dying out. It is widely acknowledged that the primary threat to tigers is poaching, which there is plenty of in China. Tiger bones ARE being used for your traditional medicine, and you not knowing it only shows your ignorance. And despite your personal anecdotal evidence, the data agrees that most of the tiger populations in China have been decreasing for the past 20 years. And lest we forget the South China Tiger species, which you hunted to extinction. Also remember when like half a year ago your government proposed a law that would allow again for tiger and rhino parts to be traded freely again? Thankfully the law wasn't accepted, but it wasn't denied either, and is being held suspended to this day. I have no doubts that you have laws in place to minimize poaching, but it is very clearly not enough. Because you see, having chairman Pooh say that he will combat poaching and improve the state of ecology is not enough, as you actually have to enforce these laws, and you and me both know that Chinese have issues with following the law. Same applies to international treaties, which in this case is CITES which you may be a part of, but do not necessarily enforce it.
      TL;DR Your traditional medicine creates demand for animal parts, and your disregard for ecological well-being encourages paching. Combine that with your ridiculous population and you have the ecological equivalent to the plague
      And don't call me racist, my wife's boyfriend is black

    • @ultrapuritysquad7855
      @ultrapuritysquad7855 5 лет назад +9

      @Peiran Zhang Oh boy, looks like someone got their jimmies rustled

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +9

      @Peiran Zhang And you seem to have misinterpreted what I said
      Let's go by your link
      "Notice how they refereed to potential tiger and rhino farms, that import foreign non endangered species for breeding"
      No. They only say that China has started importing rhinos, potentially for farming. I don't even know why you bring them up cause I only mentioned them in the context of that law. Besides, where does it say that animals are non endangered and imported from other countries? As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as non-endangered species of tiger, because there is only one species. There are several variations/subspecies, but if you look carefully:
      www.worldwildlife.org/species/tiger
      Sumatran -critically endangered
      Amur tiger- endangered
      Bengal-endangered
      Indochinese-endangered
      South China-critically endangered
      Malayan-critically endangered
      So don't tell me about them being non endangered and from other countries. They're still killing endangered animals, just that they are farmed instead of hunted. Makes minimal difference though.
      Also for someone who accuses me of not reading the article, you sure sidestepped all of the criticisms written there, mainly that it is impossible to tell whether the animal parts came from a farm or the wild, making it easier for poachers to sell their loot.
      "Also it wasn't even the Chinese government, it was the "World Federation of Chinese Medicine Societies""
      Sure, it was someone else who proposed the law, but it is still up to the government to introduce it or decline it, so they still hold responsibility for it.
      "By the way, Chinese rhinos have been extinct for 2000 years..."
      Yea I know that. I'm not sure why you bring in rhinos as I said, but I know that many of exotic animal parts come from abroad. Again, it does not matter whether they are hunting endangered animals at home in China or abroad in South Africa. It just shows disregard for nature.
      "That is right, you may farm and slaughter non-Chinese animals that are legal for trade but not endangered species, "
      Again, all tigers are endangered, and the fact that Chinese government allows for slaughter of other protected species as long as they are foreign is just pitiful (eg the SA rhinos you mentioned)
      "apparently we Chinese have too many people and therefore we are a plague."
      Not what I said. You do have very many people, it's not racist to point that out. Even your government acknowledged that at one point when you had the one child program. And I didn't say that your population is the plague. I said that the consequence of you having a lot of people AND having a market for endangered animals is equatable to a plague for global ecology
      "you are a racist to Chinese"
      Not an argument

  • @aleksander10101
    @aleksander10101 5 лет назад +106

    The meme on China in this video ages like a fine wine each day

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 5 лет назад +161

    -Is this mean Mandalore is going to upload soon?-
    "CHINA will grow larger"
    "CHINA will be Generous"
    "Welcome to the rice field, motherfckers"

    • @syilx01
      @syilx01 5 лет назад +9

      Building the Chinese Empire!

    • @WFoong98
      @WFoong98 5 лет назад +2

      "Mines are dangerous to CHINA" hehehe

    • @222222225574
      @222222225574 5 лет назад

      @@WFoong98 It's time to learn Mandarin people!

    • @mauricio7797
      @mauricio7797 5 лет назад +2

      I WILL WORK, DO NOT HURT ME

    • @222222225574
      @222222225574 5 лет назад

      @@mauricio7797 Will you marry me and move to China? So you don't have to work. I will make you a baby.

  • @andrewvincent89
    @andrewvincent89 5 лет назад +123

    I wish Filthy Frank was still alive

    • @spoiledmilk2587
      @spoiledmilk2587 5 лет назад +26

      I know right? Ever since that auto-asphyxiation incident it's never been the same

    • @lildaffy1695
      @lildaffy1695 5 лет назад +2

      His legacy still lives on.

  • @corsim5997
    @corsim5997 Год назад +8

    Oh poor seth, what a grand and intoxicating inocence. You cannot escape the brazillians. We will find you.

  • @logoncal3001
    @logoncal3001 5 лет назад +211

    Brazilians arent that de-
    Nevermind we are very degenerate

    • @grimkaizer8417
      @grimkaizer8417 5 лет назад +1

      I own your avatar as an icon

    • @NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE
      @NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE 5 лет назад

      Dafuq? How dare you to mock my country and my people you knob head!!!

    • @DenisPereira
      @DenisPereira 5 лет назад +4

      @@NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE ele usou WE , ele é br genio

    • @NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE
      @NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE 5 лет назад +4

      @@DenisPereira Nah vc estragou a brincadeira;

    • @DenisPereira
      @DenisPereira 5 лет назад +3

      @@NagatoOPRESSORTHUGLIFE ahh :( dscp

  • @S0ci0stan
    @S0ci0stan 5 лет назад +72

    "Feng Shwee"
    I absolutely adore Sseth's pronunciation of things.

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 5 лет назад +1

      Inshent China

  • @リエステル
    @リエステル 5 лет назад +93

    9:56 I see, you're a man of culture who appreciate Asanagi's art as well.

  • @Glace1221
    @Glace1221 5 лет назад +412

    The graphics and sprite work held up pretty well since 2002...
    Unlike some towers.

  • @2013Arcturus
    @2013Arcturus 5 лет назад +326

    How is it we have the _exact_ same taste in games. Your channel is like digging through my old PC CDs

    • @2013Arcturus
      @2013Arcturus 5 лет назад +32

      @@markmonoton6224 Fuck. You weren't supposed to find out. I need your address so we can sort this out.

    • @pronoydutta614
      @pronoydutta614 5 лет назад +1

      @Wyatt Earp what the hell is honey select?

    • @MrJade12
      @MrJade12 5 лет назад +7

      Its a game in which you can make your own virtual waifu and then fuck her.@@pronoydutta614

    • @cerez-secondforgetfulson
      @cerez-secondforgetfulson 5 лет назад

      MrJade12 - Hmmmm... Interesting

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 5 лет назад

      check your firewall

  • @fxmaster2571
    @fxmaster2571 4 года назад +40

    a man who never eat pork bun
    is never a whole man.
    - pork bun vendor, sleeping dogs

  • @lightningtiger090
    @lightningtiger090 5 лет назад +408

    Do Incest Simulator AKA "The I Thought I Was A Morally Good Person" The Game

    • @lightningtiger090
      @lightningtiger090 5 лет назад +51

      @Dr.feelalright Of course

    • @weebfella9016
      @weebfella9016 5 лет назад +39

      Is that a game made by Destiny ?

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 5 лет назад +3

      Crusader kings I

    • @Arkain89
      @Arkain89 5 лет назад +1

      @NihilisticEntropy that has always been a classical commie practice, stop stealing everything you whites

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 5 лет назад

      @@cossaizy6309 what about orphans

  • @gocky503
    @gocky503 5 лет назад +131

    Daji in most story was the original ninetail fox demons, which are basically the asian version of an evil succubus.

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 5 лет назад +1

      I think Daji is the basis for the Japanese Kitsune and the Korean Kumiho (Both are very different)

  • @jeramiahvanelgort3913
    @jeramiahvanelgort3913 5 лет назад +30

    Blizzard took this video's advice to seriously.

  • @andrzejmolenda7176
    @andrzejmolenda7176 5 лет назад +86

    Love those C&C generals references, you should cover that game at some point.

    • @bogdanbogdanoff5164
      @bogdanbogdanoff5164 5 лет назад

      It didn't age at all
      It's as broken as it was on release ehh

    • @veryslyfox9704
      @veryslyfox9704 5 лет назад +12

      My damn childhood. "I will work" will haunt me until the day I die. Also has a few really good mods. Shockwave is my favourite.

    • @veryslyfox9704
      @veryslyfox9704 5 лет назад +2

      @@zackz7246 i will die for my cause

    • @GoonikaProductions
      @GoonikaProductions 5 лет назад +1

      @@veryslyfox9704 tfw they released Zero Hour and I could give the workers shoes :)

    • @enternalking8527
      @enternalking8527 5 лет назад +2

      He already did, under his other account uuuh "Uberdanger" I think is what it's called

  • @HunterMearo
    @HunterMearo 5 лет назад +159

    Sseth used to commie on my cellphone, late night when he needed Mao love.

  • @teejaemon
    @teejaemon 4 года назад +43

    "Chinese Overlords", A joke for sseth but an impending reality for Southeast Asians

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 4 года назад +2

      As an Indonesian this is true.

    • @tornadoostaff
      @tornadoostaff 4 года назад +1

      @J Chinese influence only strech to Indochina states, maritime south east asia were never Chinese tributaries. But its still true that nowadays China controls our economy.

    • @amirdiauddin8877
      @amirdiauddin8877 4 года назад +1

      @@tornadoostaff Not really, Srivijaya the predecessor of Malacca is a vassal to China. They literally build a temple for the Chinese emperor and ask for his blessing and bell to avoid the Cholas and Javanese invasion. Malacca itself is a tributary state to China. There is also Kedah Tua, Chih tu and Kelantan. All of them send tribute to China.

    • @tornadoostaff
      @tornadoostaff 4 года назад

      @@amirdiauddin8877 bro i said maritime south east asia

    • @amirdiauddin8877
      @amirdiauddin8877 4 года назад +1

      @@tornadoostaff Sulu sultanate, Pontianak sultanate, Maguindanao sultanate and Brunei. The Austronesian inhabit the maritime territory of South East Asia while Austroasiatic inhabit the mainland. Honestly, I think the peninsula Malay deserve the same classification as their brethren. Their are from the same origin after all. Also, Srivijaya based in Sumatra. An island in South East Asia. So they qualify to be a maritime state that is also a vassal to China.

  • @uristjoyce877
    @uristjoyce877 5 лет назад +218

    Human meatballs ™ | Yellow rivers ™ | Cannibalism ™

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 5 лет назад +76

    I'm looking forward to Sseth's review of C&C Generals.

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 5 лет назад +13

      China will grow larger. It will be real nice when it's done.

    • @Maximus0451
      @Maximus0451 5 лет назад +5

      That was my shit back in the day.

    • @ATaciturnGamer
      @ATaciturnGamer 5 лет назад +3

      The best C&C. Just wished EA finished Generals 2 instead of cancelling it

    • @TheCybertron86
      @TheCybertron86 5 лет назад +4

      @@ATaciturnGamer I wish ea would've sold the franchise or something instead of scrapping the entire thing after the generals 2 beta

  • @obliviify
    @obliviify 5 лет назад +22

    I shot soda out of my nose when he said "suficient culture" and showed a Japanese picture.
    Sufficient as if.

  • @BoatyBae
    @BoatyBae 5 лет назад +59

    >Boku no Pico
    >poor taste in anime
    Woa this clearly a severe violation of human rights!

    • @NoobNoob-ss5hs
      @NoobNoob-ss5hs 5 лет назад +1

      He obviously doesn't like ice cream or watching fireworks on a tower.

  • @liampendergast8670
    @liampendergast8670 5 лет назад +199

    Here's a joke: June 4th, 1989 Tiananmen Square

    • @rosswell2079
      @rosswell2079 5 лет назад +31

      Yeah exactly it never happened

    • @Legitimate123
      @Legitimate123 5 лет назад +68

      unrealistic haha, chinese government would never do something like that. btw what is your social points id? asking for a friend haha. 5 POINTS DEDUCTED.

    • @CATASTEROID934
      @CATASTEROID934 5 лет назад +17

      thanks now we can never take a high speed train or a plane again

    • @Assault_Butter_Knife
      @Assault_Butter_Knife 5 лет назад +19

      And Tibet was historically always part of China

    • @MapleBull95
      @MapleBull95 5 лет назад +9

      Your social credit just took a nosedive, Comrade Liam.

  • @bakersbread104
    @bakersbread104 5 лет назад +23

    "5 social credits deducted"

  • @John_1-1_in_Japanese
    @John_1-1_in_Japanese 5 лет назад +171

    That might be the most convincing VPN ad yet.

  • @josephgoebbels1605
    @josephgoebbels1605 5 лет назад +40

    "Strike Witches", "Beyblade" - truly impeccable taste

  • @syrusalder7795
    @syrusalder7795 Год назад +1

    The sudden swap to command and conquer generals was completely unexpected and now i have drink all over my keyboard, thanks sseth

  • @Linosek279
    @Linosek279 5 лет назад +220

    ExpressVPN:
    *Literally doing youtube’s monetisation department’s job for them*

  • @AnJiTzU
    @AnJiTzU 5 лет назад +182

    >Ryusoulger on the torrent list
    /ourguy/ can't stop being based

    • @bogdanbogdanoff5164
      @bogdanbogdanoff5164 5 лет назад +6

      Give me a quick rundown on ryusoulger

    • @constantanxietyattacks6878
      @constantanxietyattacks6878 5 лет назад +3

      @@bogdanbogdanoff5164 Sentai is in the shitter financially, so they made another dinosaur series four years early as a last ditch attempt to prevent the series from dying.

    • @KillcodeMaster
      @KillcodeMaster 5 лет назад +1

      It's a shitty sentai series. Sentai is the sick man of toku

    • @naransolongoboldbayer8030
      @naransolongoboldbayer8030 5 лет назад +1

      Sentai isn’t as bad as people say but the recent seasons are complete crap yes
      Lupinranger featuring cops that don’t do anything in most episodes sold like crap and so did the toys and Ryusoulger is a last ditch to keep it alive
      In other news its a great feeling finding wild toku fans in the wilds of Sseth’s channel

    • @Garymeister76
      @Garymeister76 5 лет назад

      Hello there, fellow Toku fan.

  • @paxelysia8202
    @paxelysia8202 4 года назад +17

    The intro aged very well.

  • @Taureor
    @Taureor 5 лет назад +807

    I'm Polish. Wanna be vodka-buddies?

  • @Rheinguard
    @Rheinguard 5 лет назад +86

    Damn I knew I had a Command and Conquer Generals itch, and now I know the sleeping dragon must awaken once more.

  • @trolololololll
    @trolololololll 5 лет назад +4

    Jesus Christ , i found you Channel yesterday.why was RUclips hidding this gem from me?

  • @bensosnowski1128
    @bensosnowski1128 5 лет назад +39

    Stoped watching SSeth’s review playlist to watch this

  • @ne2ve2
    @ne2ve2 5 лет назад +11

    No way. Sseth got a sponsor other than the merchants guild? Congrats. You can rarely see people get sponsored without family-friendly content these days.

    • @kaikart123
      @kaikart123 5 лет назад +2

      They almost always got sponsored by either:
      - Tayroc
      - *VPN
      - Gambling sites

  • @fabiolean
    @fabiolean 5 лет назад +22

    Man, I really miss Command and Conquer: Generals now.

  • @mossloth8785
    @mossloth8785 5 лет назад +50

    As a native south korean, i can not just ignore what you've done to japanese ppls on this video.
    so i must say this word, befor it's too late.
    this will be came from in my deepest of heart so you better listen it, and carve it in your mind.
    Thanks hommie :sunglasses:

    • @HenryTitor
      @HenryTitor 3 года назад +5

      Ah yes, the family friendly shit posting between the Chinese, Japanese, and Korean.
      XD we might have our differences, but shit post bring us together