10 EMBARRASSING Ways People Have Died

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  • @oreocean2783
    @oreocean2783 7 лет назад +3089

    You forgot about the guy who had the longest beard. He tripped on his own beard while to escape a fire and died.

    • @Preposter
      @Preposter 7 лет назад +127

      Not that embarrassing. it's more ironic.

    • @oreocean2783
      @oreocean2783 7 лет назад +125

      Jino Lim I mean he still died by his own beard which is still pretty embarrassing.

    • @aarons3653
      @aarons3653 7 лет назад +7

      Jino Lim, you trip on your own beard for a change! Jk...

    • @mikabossink3779
      @mikabossink3779 7 лет назад +10

      Sakura Girl well, that is why I don't want a beard

    • @bp4freak
      @bp4freak 7 лет назад +30

      We all know you just can't grow more than slight stubble

  • @pepekips3364
    @pepekips3364 7 лет назад +2910

    My life is more embarassing than these deaths

  • @beefysausage4022
    @beefysausage4022 5 лет назад +461

    Matt: Crushed By Stone Boobies
    Me: *+*dies of laughter*+*

    • @donadeavera9608
      @donadeavera9608 5 лет назад +9

      I die laughing every time I think of it. Hahaha. Of course I have 36Ds and get rise comments all the time.

    • @shannoso6918
      @shannoso6918 4 года назад +26

      @@donadeavera9608
      And number one the most embarrassing way someone died:
      Died from laughing at stone boobs

    • @lig6087
      @lig6087 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @lig6087
      @lig6087 4 года назад +5

      @@shannoso6918 Stop saying it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @hannahlarocco4699
      @hannahlarocco4699 2 года назад +1

      Really

  • @mnmrmai8299
    @mnmrmai8299 4 года назад +122

    Lmao.... "the chicken was literally caught between a rock and a hard place"..!! 💀💀

    • @bryn1063
      @bryn1063 2 года назад +4

      RIP chicken, karma got him and Sadly the chicken too..

    • @2pitaly332
      @2pitaly332 Год назад +4

      Poor little thing I hope he's in a better place.....the Chicken not that freak that did that too them.

  • @brownboyfly
    @brownboyfly 7 лет назад +1879

    I wonder if Matthew's hair had an embarrassing death

    • @xxxdavidparkerxxx690
      @xxxdavidparkerxxx690 7 лет назад +27

      And I wonder if you died of how much hatred you had.

    • @brownboyfly
      @brownboyfly 7 лет назад +22

      Minko Parker yeah bro exactly what he said, I fuck with Matt heavy but I like to roast him from time to time

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 7 лет назад +25

      *SAVAGENESS INTENSIFIES*

    • @ironicnotsavage
      @ironicnotsavage 7 лет назад +6

      TheMexicanGoku he'll die from his hair growing back

    • @jakejacobs126
      @jakejacobs126 7 лет назад +8

      You don't need hair with nearly 6 million subscribers. He has embraced the dome as have I.

  • @kaylie6562
    @kaylie6562 6 лет назад +1127

    I guess im supposed to feel bad for the people who died in this video, but i only feel bad for that chicken.

    • @Kirukitsu
      @Kirukitsu 5 лет назад +38

      I keep seeing comments about a chicken and I'm getting nervous about this chicken I hear of.
      [Edit:] OH. ಠ_ಠ

    • @technicolorrose5549
      @technicolorrose5549 5 лет назад +2

      Kirukitsu 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @katf1sher
      @katf1sher 5 лет назад +4

      Your profile pic brings me life

    • @Mario-vs1qm
      @Mario-vs1qm 5 лет назад +2

      Ye

    • @usamazulqarnain8420
      @usamazulqarnain8420 5 лет назад +11

      @PLEASENINTENDONT I don't know why so many people have that mentality.

  • @AdamTheFirstMan868
    @AdamTheFirstMan868 Год назад +30

    Guy: *Molests chicken*
    God: "Ok buddy, that's messed up. You gotta go."

  • @caroline-rg8bx
    @caroline-rg8bx 5 лет назад +459

    Who else thought of dumb ways to die

    • @chibidog5388
      @chibidog5388 4 года назад +7

      Mee

    • @kaitiericketts1566
      @kaitiericketts1566 4 года назад +4

      Me

    • @iveone494
      @iveone494 4 года назад +5

      Yep I have all the dumb ways to die MERCH so I paused it put on my MERCH of dumb ways to die to watch this

    • @brandysteiner5106
      @brandysteiner5106 4 года назад +2

      Dumb ways to die so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to diiiiiiieee

    • @HelloThere-os3ev
      @HelloThere-os3ev 4 года назад +1

      Me

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 7 лет назад +1527

    "I'm going to ram on this window and brag about how strong the glass is."
    "I won't do that if I were you, dude."
    "Why so?"
    "Because 23 years from now, the Internet will be a massive thing, and some bald guy with perfect teeth will make a list video for people around the world to watch, while making fun of you."

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 7 лет назад +38

      Dude, I'm from Toronto and we've been laughing at this guy for 23 years already. So has everyone who's followed the Darwin Awards since then. He's idiot famous.

    • @uwuwatsthis1746
      @uwuwatsthis1746 7 лет назад +4

      Glasses&Mouthplates I ❤️ that comment!!! 😂😂😂

    • @ihzamirashyid9901
      @ihzamirashyid9901 7 лет назад

      Sara Langis i also 💛 it 😂

    • @blast1520
      @blast1520 7 лет назад

      lol

    • @burnyanarandomfan7080
      @burnyanarandomfan7080 7 лет назад +4

      Glasses&Mouthplates I'm surprised that this wasn't pinned

  • @charleslawson7677
    @charleslawson7677 6 лет назад +555

    Poor chicken 🐔 RIP

    • @jordaneades7890
      @jordaneades7890 6 лет назад +3

      At least the guy died while getting his rocks off!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mayzmayz
      @Mayzmayz 6 лет назад +3

      Charles Lawson hey i saw this girl dying and then sent a comment on a youtub vid befor she di-

    • @TheRealCursedGopnik
      @TheRealCursedGopnik 6 лет назад +5

      Alana Emani i saw that comment already and it's not funn-

    • @Mayzmayz
      @Mayzmayz 6 лет назад +1

      Goku Son you know other people have differmt sence of humor

    • @bryanv3340
      @bryanv3340 5 лет назад +1

      Funny I eat chickens they go straight into my belly

  • @destinyporter7621
    @destinyporter7621 5 лет назад +187

    Omg so my ringtone is law and order and so after he was done talking about the orgasmictron and said the man died my ringtone played 😂😂😂

    • @mrtinybrains
      @mrtinybrains 4 года назад +8

      That is beautiful

    • @susannunez3100
      @susannunez3100 4 года назад +3

      Dude that must've been so hilarious 😂

    • @itsanoldmeme
      @itsanoldmeme 4 года назад +1

      How do u change ringtone how

    • @itsanoldmeme
      @itsanoldmeme 4 года назад

      🥺🥺

    • @gtadamise162
      @gtadamise162 4 года назад

      @@itsanoldmeme your brain is smaller than the face in your profile picture

  • @xenobroly1429
    @xenobroly1429 4 года назад +471

    Who else is watches this video in 2019 still can't believe that poor chicken lol

  • @camullins3004
    @camullins3004 7 лет назад +106

    If I was to die, I'd be remembered for being crushed by boobs sculpted out of rock.
    I know, I'm such a disappointment

  • @rhodeandzeus6960
    @rhodeandzeus6960 6 лет назад +563

    Heres a embarrising death that happened in my family. My uncle, whom I will call "Frank" was at my home, eating with my family on halloween. During this feast however, Frank's heart gave out while he was eating some cocktail shrimp. This death was pretty ironic, since my uncle once told me if he ever had a last meal, it wouldve been cocktail shrimp.

    • @blythesprite7096
      @blythesprite7096 6 лет назад +67

      Pablo Mexico I'm sorry for your loss... But he died eating what he wanted :)

    • @rhodeandzeus6960
      @rhodeandzeus6960 6 лет назад +53

      Blythe Hailey Its ok, my life's filled with some weird deaths and family members, for example my cousin and aunt are in a incestuall relationship with together. And my aunts ex boyfriend died while playing his "fire" mixtape, while on fire

    • @maxrequisite
      @maxrequisite 6 лет назад +17

      Pablo Mexico that's not a ironic but instead a coincidence.

    • @benny375
      @benny375 6 лет назад +4

      Pablo Mexico LOL

    • @cosmobane6995
      @cosmobane6995 6 лет назад +18

      Pablo Mexico I accidently read that as "Eating my family"

  • @aspenzephyr5460
    @aspenzephyr5460 5 лет назад +187

    1"How did you die?" 2"I saved a child"
    Me: "I slipped on toilet paper and broke my neck

  • @mr.collins357
    @mr.collins357 5 лет назад +275

    Fact: Elvis died while taking a poop. "dropping hunks of burning love"

    • @susannunez3100
      @susannunez3100 4 года назад +3

      Lol I didn't know that wtf lol

    • @jessieb9384
      @jessieb9384 4 года назад +16

      @@susannunez3100
      That's because its not true Elvis over dosed in the bathroom and died his family and manager tried to cover it up but the autopsy results came out and showed how he really died Elvis had a major pill problem which ultimately killed him

    • @philipdefibaugh7127
      @philipdefibaugh7127 4 года назад +1

      Elvis by doing so was practicing TCB taking care of business. Lol

    • @loganmalough2379
      @loganmalough2379 4 года назад +4

      Mr. Collins well, not exactly. He actually died from cardiac arrest while IN the bathroom.

    • @IP0Monsturd
      @IP0Monsturd 4 года назад +11

      True. I saw a documentary. Elvis was found with his pajamas around his ankles near toilet. He was taking a dump, had a heart attack. Then the King fell off his throne.

  • @jefferdon4428
    @jefferdon4428 5 лет назад +1134

    Fun fact: birthdays have proven to be good for you health the more birthdays you have the longer you live

    • @AGGSab
      @AGGSab 5 лет назад +22

      If this video wasn’t up for a while you’d have more likes:(

    • @jefferdon4428
      @jefferdon4428 5 лет назад

      @@AGGSab oh ok thanks :)

    • @SirPiggyy
      @SirPiggyy 5 лет назад +7

      Thanks for that Abraham Lincoln 😊

    • @jefferdon4428
      @jefferdon4428 5 лет назад

      @@SirPiggyy no problem bet you didjt know that tho

    • @garethwatson3665
      @garethwatson3665 5 лет назад +2

      Its been proven wrong

  • @DezerayHope
    @DezerayHope 7 лет назад +80

    my brother once completely wiped out on a bike and got a bunch of cuts on his arms and legs (nothing too serious mostly road rash) and the first thing I said to him was that if he'd been wearing a helmet his injuries would have been the exact same, which made my mom mad at me.

  • @theskeletalsoul3081
    @theskeletalsoul3081 5 лет назад +466

    *69 years old*
    I'm sorry I'll leave now-

  • @omnisciasparesnone
    @omnisciasparesnone 5 лет назад +365

    I think it was better for that chicken to die..
    I think it wanted to die.

    • @KennyLastname
      @KennyLastname 4 года назад +10

      Yeah.

    • @kerbalscuffedprogram4705
      @kerbalscuffedprogram4705 4 года назад +7

      He kept sodumizing the chicken

    • @duolingoowl127
      @duolingoowl127 4 года назад +3

      give me the chicken
      I can have eggs and bacon

    • @ayshajesminalam7105
      @ayshajesminalam7105 4 года назад +2

      ............😆😂

    • @brittalex7024
      @brittalex7024 4 года назад +12

      Poor chicken was being raped, y'all shouldn't be joking about it. What an evil man, he chose to harm an animal weaker then him and for his own sick pleasure. I bet he did other terrible things in his life

  • @binnit8307
    @binnit8307 5 лет назад +147

    "And he got crushed by the boobage" had me dying😂😂😂

  • @derrickmarquez7946
    @derrickmarquez7946 6 лет назад +361

    "He choked on a chorrizo"-Coco

    • @bluecretan7441
      @bluecretan7441 5 лет назад +9

      "No [he] got food poisoning! They're very different!" -same

    • @peanutbutterjarinspace5903
      @peanutbutterjarinspace5903 5 лет назад +2

      XD THIS IS SO FUNNY!

    • @zey2603
      @zey2603 5 лет назад +6

      Oh my god. that was what i was thinking when i clicked on this vid hahah

    • @buffmywifi3839
      @buffmywifi3839 5 лет назад

      AAA

    • @pidgedidge
      @pidgedidge 5 лет назад +5

      "See, this is why I hate musicians. A bunch of self important jerks!"
      "Hey, I'm a musician."
      "You are?"

  • @susannunez3100
    @susannunez3100 4 года назад +39

    this series ALWAYS reminds me of 1,000 ways to die lmaooo .

  • @ryanm8336
    @ryanm8336 5 лет назад +189

    Hey this glass is unbreakable, watch! *jumps through window* Phhhhffffoooooooooooo Pft.
    That’s all folks!

    • @MisterSleep1123
      @MisterSleep1123 5 лет назад +7

      Technically, the frame gave way. So in a sense, the glass only broke because of the freefall.

    • @_xvgladiat0rvx120
      @_xvgladiat0rvx120 4 года назад +5

      Actually I don't think the glass broke at all

    • @ryadosseily8915
      @ryadosseily8915 4 года назад +1

      wooow ill jump too *jumps*

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 4 года назад +5

      And all you see from the open window is a Wiley Coyote-style dust cloud when the guy hits the ground. 😀

    • @zarinazara9559
      @zarinazara9559 3 года назад +2

      This one amuses me cause I work in a window factory😂😂

  • @dsnt-ch9ws
    @dsnt-ch9ws 7 лет назад +265

    Someone recently died near me in a pancake rating contest.

  • @Asncii
    @Asncii 7 лет назад +288

    You missed the old man that had a long beard and was going down stairs when he stepped on his beard and snapped his neck

    • @slothiland1723
      @slothiland1723 7 лет назад +2

      KayKayBaire Minecraft and more! He didn't make fun of him, he literally just told how your grandpa died, that's it.

    • @somestingyontheinternet5969
      @somestingyontheinternet5969 7 лет назад +5

      the joke
      your head

    • @christmasmmxv3223
      @christmasmmxv3223 7 лет назад +3

      he cant add everything

    • @yukichan4488
      @yukichan4488 7 лет назад +5

      Christmas MMXV is that one story everything though?????

  • @brainsauce7618
    @brainsauce7618 4 года назад +17

    So crazy! When you talked about the lawyer who accidentally committed suicide, the science behind the glass used in skyscrapers has always struck my curiosity. I never liked going near the windows in skyscrapers for the very same reason he was trying to prove. To know that he proved himself right as he pushed the window out of the building and plummeted to his death actually answered a long-time question of mine. Thank you.

  • @itsthetreesknees
    @itsthetreesknees 5 лет назад +56

    That guy in nunber 3 is lucky, he completed the feat of coming and going at the same time.

  • @rokudevice4384
    @rokudevice4384 7 лет назад +159

    the first guy is like SpongeBob... can survive anything dangerous, but slips on something small like an orange peel or an ice cube and is injured

    • @elidoesstuff9904
      @elidoesstuff9904 7 лет назад +6

      An extremely original and well thought out name lol

    • @kwanholloway4112
      @kwanholloway4112 7 лет назад +2

      People were doing things without thinking through the consequences of what could or couldn't happen to them. why put yourself in those kind of situations? :)

  • @BatSoup67
    @BatSoup67 7 лет назад +641

    Dumb ways to die...

    • @inukaiser
      @inukaiser 7 лет назад +1

      i thought the same hahah

    • @naruhinastarr
      @naruhinastarr 7 лет назад +21

      ...so many dumb ways to die ~

    • @mauricethegecko9700
      @mauricethegecko9700 7 лет назад

      Much Pugs BADDEST

    • @Spectrum16
      @Spectrum16 7 лет назад +8

      Set fire to your hair
      Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
      Eat medicine that's out of date
      Use your private parts as piranha bait
      [Refrain:]
      Dumb ways to die
      So many dumb ways to die
      Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
      So many dumb ways to die
      Get your toast out with a fork
      Do your own electrical work
      Teach yourself how to fly
      Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
      [Refrain]
      Invite a psycho-killer inside
      Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride
      Take your helmet off in outer space
      Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
      [Refrain]
      Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
      Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
      Eat a tube of superglue
      I wonder, what's this red button do?
      [Refrain]
      Dress up like a moose during hunting season
      Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
      Stand on the edge of a train station platform
      Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
      Run across the tracks between the platforms
      They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
      The dumbest ways to die
      The dumbest ways to die
      The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
      So many dumb
      So many dumb ways to die
      Be safe around trains... a message from Metro

    • @th3cr_gamer_67
      @th3cr_gamer_67 7 лет назад

      Ridoncyoulovem 123 soo many ways too dye-aaah

  • @spicylemon7475
    @spicylemon7475 4 года назад +9

    9:00 my man's out here literally choking the chicken

  • @kyokajirou2290
    @kyokajirou2290 5 лет назад +62

    The guy
    Screwed
    *A CHICKEN*

  • @plexer13
    @plexer13 5 лет назад +99

    R. I. P Chicken 🐔

  • @gilggil
    @gilggil 5 лет назад +151

    'Stuck between a rock and a hard place'..... I'm dead! LOL

    • @demonhunter6529
      @demonhunter6529 5 лет назад +1

      He put a c-ck in a c-ck... A friend made that joke after I told him about the embarrassing death with the chicken.

    • @persephoneflamethrower
      @persephoneflamethrower 5 лет назад

      Tommy Lee yes, i needed that laugh😂

    • @pixelated928
      @pixelated928 5 лет назад

      no its sad the man died too

    • @blueraccoon_3597
      @blueraccoon_3597 5 лет назад

      Ik two hard places lol

  • @lynn-marieflechner5406
    @lynn-marieflechner5406 4 года назад +19

    9:05 That guy instantly got what he needed - his ass to Jesus
    Pray for the chicken!

  • @G1assWater
    @G1assWater 4 года назад +28

    That one guy who want to prove the earth is flat by flying using his own rocket creation should be in this list lmao

    • @victoriawisswell9660
      @victoriawisswell9660 4 года назад +4

      Well, he was dumb enough to believe Earth is flat after all. Thus I'm not too surprised.

    • @zahkrosis666
      @zahkrosis666 3 года назад

      Wait, that guy died?

  • @atlasdisease
    @atlasdisease 7 лет назад +447

    1. Glass is never unbreakable
    2. If you've hit it several times assume it has weakened
    3. Don't risk your life by impressing people who don't care about unbreakable glass

    • @spike4850
      @spike4850 7 лет назад +35

      AtlasDisease no, the whole pane fell out, meaning it wasn't the _glass_ that broke, but the seal holding it in place.
      (I haven't watched the full video but I'm pretty sure that's what you're talking about)

    • @ApexPlays
      @ApexPlays 7 лет назад +19

      MC Donald AtlasDisease Ya, the whole pane popped out of the frame.

    • @30alex30clubpenguin
      @30alex30clubpenguin 7 лет назад +5

      he was right about the window to bad the he couldn't say the same thing about the window pane

    • @easylistening66
      @easylistening66 7 лет назад +4

      I'm just wondering on the 24 story fall that he took was he saying Hoye shit hoye shit hoye shit

    • @arianna2304
      @arianna2304 7 лет назад +10

      AtlasDisease George: Well, how do we break the glass!?
      John: By breaking it
      Ringo: We can't!
      Paul: It's Beatleproof!
      John: NOTHING IS BEATLEPROOF!

  • @randomgaming3391
    @randomgaming3391 6 лет назад +378

    You forgot the guy who heard his phone ringing, but accidentally grabbed his gun and shot himself.

  • @creepymysteries1493
    @creepymysteries1493 4 года назад +34

    Me: NIAGARA FALLS ISNT A RUSSIAN WATER FALL WHAT THE FU--
    me 5 seconds later: oh he said rushing... rushing waterfall

  • @elisabethheiman2104
    @elisabethheiman2104 4 года назад +26

    I've actually have heard of the last story before. I've read it like a year ago but I still remember that story and I believe that it was
    about people who died to prove a (stupid) point. Another story I remember fairly well is a Japanese man that died by proving that he can eat two of a particular lethally poisonous fish and live. Spoiler Alert: not only did the restaurant stupidly prepare the extremely potentially deadly fish twice, he died as a result.)

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 5 месяцев назад +1

      That is why you should never eat Fugu.

  • @sharkbyte1565
    @sharkbyte1565 5 лет назад +723

    What makes the 1st guys death even more embarrassing is that he died at the age of 69

  • @skincrawler1727
    @skincrawler1727 5 лет назад +285

    This guy opens his eyes really wide

  • @okaykh-o5316
    @okaykh-o5316 4 года назад +4

    Matt: Death by *Orgasmatron!*
    Me turns into Debby Ryan: **slowly moves bangs out of my eyes**

  • @lisa-shitsakwibjnie
    @lisa-shitsakwibjnie 4 года назад +11

    3 stories in my family alone. I had a grandmother who died taking baking soda for and upset stomach then drank a pop. The two combined killed her in her sleep choking her to death. I had a great great grandfather got drunk and broke his neck falling off his horse. I also had a grandfather who died from gangrene from a cow stepping on his foot.

  • @Zaddy-Lu
    @Zaddy-Lu 5 лет назад +142

    My very favorite way that I've heard of someone dying, was a Darwin award I read about in 2001:
    This dude was going to a party. As a joke, he bought several blow-up dolls, filled them with helium, and put them in his car. Somehow (I can't remember how for sure, but I think his hatchback popped open) the dolls got out while he was driving down the highway. Well, a short ways behind him, a Christian family with a few children, was also driving down the same highway. Well, the wife/mom saw the helium filled blow-up dolls floating up into the sky, and thought the rapture was happening, and God just wasn't able to ascend her because she was in a vehicle. So she jumped out the car window while it was going 65 mph, and died right there.

    • @derpfish0696
      @derpfish0696 5 лет назад +11

      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😀🙂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what an idiot!!!

    • @literal_trash.
      @literal_trash. 5 лет назад +5

      👏boi

    • @nitko1287
      @nitko1287 5 лет назад +7

      I would laugh but she's dead soo...

    • @bucket3041
      @bucket3041 5 лет назад +13

      That's actually quite sad

    • @bradyc.8399
      @bradyc.8399 5 лет назад +6

      I’m so glad I read this

  • @talisahobbs2887
    @talisahobbs2887 5 лет назад +186

    Poor chicken 😭😢

    • @SmashtheCmachine
      @SmashtheCmachine 5 лет назад +8

      *Eats KFC* I know, right? Poor thing...
      *chomps a bite off a leg*

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 лет назад +5

      I would of pick a mate or female dog. To screw a chicken is just fowl.

    • @gigglesgiggles851
      @gigglesgiggles851 5 лет назад

      @@SmashtheCmachine how dare ya...

    • @galaxyride4944
      @galaxyride4944 5 лет назад

      biggest punishment is that the chicken didnt choose 2 die with this discuzzzting human being.

    • @Tigerfire75
      @Tigerfire75 5 лет назад +1

      @@galaxyride4944 How do you know the chicken may of enjoyed its human. It went out doing what it loved.

  • @keineahnung6124
    @keineahnung6124 5 лет назад +90

    #8 was victim of fowl play.

    • @LivingEpicness1
      @LivingEpicness1 4 года назад +1

      Foul play. Fowl is a bird.

    • @l0ne__ang3l4
      @l0ne__ang3l4 4 года назад +9

      @@LivingEpicness1 that....was the joke 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @mamasgirl357
      @mamasgirl357 4 года назад +7

      @@LivingEpicness1 Do you...... not know what jokes are?

    • @audrey4506
      @audrey4506 4 года назад +4

      @WickedAnimegirl r/woosh✈️

    • @layneyloo14
      @layneyloo14 4 года назад +2

      YUSSSSS

  • @caroline-rg8bx
    @caroline-rg8bx 5 лет назад +32

    He died by a Bobbie trap😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Silverwind87
    @Silverwind87 7 лет назад +20

    I've heard of choking the chicken, but #8 is ridiculous!

  • @Shaymcsqizzy
    @Shaymcsqizzy 7 лет назад +217

    Well, that chicken lover was sheer out of cluck. 😎

  • @rossshell9413
    @rossshell9413 4 года назад +33

    “Crushing him under the hard excess boobage” 😂😂😂😂 best line in this video

  • @the_black_square
    @the_black_square 5 лет назад +12

    Matthew saying Dro-Day-Ga for Drogheda (Dra-ha-da) killed me. 😂 😂 😂
    It was the fact where the man was beaten to death with his own leg.

  • @Rocdog
    @Rocdog 6 лет назад +173

    The last thing they all said was:
    “HEY EVERYBODY WATCH THIS!”

  • @fat_man_lukas8129
    @fat_man_lukas8129 6 лет назад +165

    The bread i made had an embarrassing death...
    When i 8 it i said "meet your baker"

  • @crashban4t.f.s.b783
    @crashban4t.f.s.b783 4 года назад +6

    Suicide is the act in which a person takes his or her life voluntarily and intentionally. You can’t accidentally commit suicide.

  • @4MN3S144
    @4MN3S144 5 лет назад +47

    **dumb ways to die theme plays in background**

  • @hlannutti6035
    @hlannutti6035 7 лет назад +393

    When I was in kindergarten some kid in my class was running through the hall, he bashed his head in floor he was all bloody
    He was fine tho

    • @kureigu21
      @kureigu21 7 лет назад +32

      Holly Lannutti I saw something similar when i was in elementary. Girl ran into a brick wall and busted her head.... Ended up being the first girl to get pregnant in my highschool class.

    • @fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744
      @fivefoxesinatrenchcoat1744 6 лет назад +8

      Sidious Kure I WONDER WHY...

    • @friendstogether5521
      @friendstogether5521 6 лет назад +10

      Ms Dogey In my 2nd grade class my friend lexi thought it would be smart to do cartwheels on cement stairs

    • @friendstogether5521
      @friendstogether5521 6 лет назад +10

      She got stitches in her forehead. She was fine though

    • @puppypup983
      @puppypup983 6 лет назад +8

      Once my brothers were trying to choke and suffocate me so I defended myself, I was 5 and my brothers were in middle school and I kicked one of them and I cracked a tiny part of his skull and it was bleeding. He is fine though

  • @NamezFlicker
    @NamezFlicker 5 лет назад +217

    I almost choked on my Saliva while watching this 😂

  • @deniseholcomb2109
    @deniseholcomb2109 5 лет назад +31

    I love ❤️ your narration! You’re hilarious 🤣! Thanks so much!

  • @benjaminbrogan9233
    @benjaminbrogan9233 5 лет назад +24

    Hm...#10 (Segway) is a Darwin Award Nominee/Winner, #6(Orgasmatron) is a Nominee...oh hell, They're All Winners!
    Darwin Award Winners!
    ...except for that poor chicken.

    • @pogggaming4470
      @pogggaming4470 3 года назад +1

      Hey, at least the chicken’s suffering has ended

  • @angelocornetto2176
    @angelocornetto2176 5 лет назад +40

    The way they died must haunt them for the rest of their lives... wait

  • @Dickeyxd
    @Dickeyxd 7 лет назад +92

    I was hoping to see the guy who laughed so hard on his own joke that he died

    • @Nightcore_Paradise
      @Nightcore_Paradise 7 лет назад +1

      Dickey Dickson I thought it was biologically impossible to laugh to death?

    • @Dickeyxd
      @Dickeyxd 7 лет назад +1

      I don't remember his name but I think it happened in... ancient Greece? *says in a unsure way*

    • @EnoughCactus
      @EnoughCactus 7 лет назад +14

      If your heart is very weak, then it is possible you could laught to death. The odds are 1 in 15 billion, though, so don't count on it

    • @joshanator21
      @joshanator21 7 лет назад +2

      Like the Monty Python sketch?

    • @enricopaolocoronado2511
      @enricopaolocoronado2511 7 лет назад +3

      The guy's name is Chrysippus, an Athenian philosopher.

  • @josethebroski1865
    @josethebroski1865 5 лет назад +24

    7:44
    Nobody:
    Playboi carti on the cover of die lit:

  • @Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian
    @Stefanie_Thompson_Fithian Год назад +2

    You just came up on my feed out of nowhere. Can’t believe it took RUclips so long to recommend your channel to me. You are freakin amazing and I adore your videos. I’ve now been watching your videos for the last 5 hours straight. So excited. Subbed immediately and chose to be notified on all your videos. 👍🏼

  • @ShurikenTemple
    @ShurikenTemple 7 лет назад +99

    Damn that guy that was tricked and killed with his own leg must of met Quan Chi for sure

    • @hyakushiki4406
      @hyakushiki4406 7 лет назад +6

      i was like, is this mk9 irl?

    • @donivongomez9873
      @donivongomez9873 7 лет назад +1

      ShurikenTemple yes mate I fucking died when I read this

    • @BloodyDragonErzsebet
      @BloodyDragonErzsebet 7 лет назад +2

      ShurikenTemple yes yes and freaking yes

    • @ienation1531
      @ienation1531 7 лет назад

      ShurikenTemple you look Ashley Cole

    • @datguy8805
      @datguy8805 7 лет назад +5

      to be fair back then honor meant alot more, and well what happened was by far one of the most dishonorable things today. seriously if anyone actually dueled to the death, and i dont mean fun sort of stuff and we chose say guns, we'd just shoot when the other person's backs are turned, or we'd walk nine steps then fall to the ground and proceed to shoot, they wont hit you then. we wouldn't care less about the whole honor code and rules of war that used to exist, we just don't unless its for fun or in a game, and even then you have tons of people who don't care as there are some ways to counter things.

  • @brandymcnamee9936
    @brandymcnamee9936 6 лет назад +70

    Two words: *Mr. Hands.*
    And suddenly, death by chicken, ahem, _misadventure_ doesn't seem quite as... _fowl_ anymore, eh?

    • @Turnibean
      @Turnibean 5 лет назад

      Eugh....
      ...please no.

    • @kaguyashinomiya3389
      @kaguyashinomiya3389 5 лет назад

      Ouch
      Both are thesame
      Exept for the sizes

    • @mariyaa2095
      @mariyaa2095 5 лет назад

      Hah!
      That was quite a pun.
      It was very ..
      *punny*

  • @plaguedoctorfynn3474
    @plaguedoctorfynn3474 4 года назад +3

    A poem. “You can be a king or a street sweeper but we all dance with the grim reaper”

  • @missimin
    @missimin 3 года назад +7

    One of the most embarrassing deaths: David Carradine. I still feel sorry for his wife.

    • @DeidreL9
      @DeidreL9 3 года назад +2

      Really sad, he deserved a better legacy.

  • @ohnositsrose
    @ohnositsrose 7 лет назад +36

    Mama always said, "Stupid is as stupid does."

  • @teatimewithmika8758
    @teatimewithmika8758 5 лет назад +45

    I had to get 9 casts on my leg because I broke my foot jumping off a recliner (not even a foot off the ground) onto carpet 😐😑

    • @rainbowtacoowo9351
      @rainbowtacoowo9351 5 лет назад +1

      oOf

    • @raccoon4058
      @raccoon4058 5 лет назад

      I jumped off a 2 foot couch and broke my arm im so embarrassed 😳

    • @jacobetter6865
      @jacobetter6865 5 лет назад

      lol did you keep breaking the casts?

    • @kloister4741
      @kloister4741 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacobetter6865 I'm glad that we're on the same page 😂
      I like your name btw

  • @callumhill7208
    @callumhill7208 5 лет назад +12

    You know what I'm sayin 😂😂 cracks me up everytime

  • @itsarnoldbruh
    @itsarnoldbruh 4 года назад +10

    “On April 26th” as the tombstone says 28th April

  • @jessiedelacruz8216
    @jessiedelacruz8216 7 лет назад +271

    "Dies of embarrassment" taken to a whole new level

    • @alex-qd5en
      @alex-qd5en 7 лет назад +10

      LostGirl 1914 im on a new level💃🎶

  • @slickssss
    @slickssss 7 лет назад +148

    he was crushed by something rock hard while giving the chicken some rock hard lol 🌭🍗

  • @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418
    @aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418 4 года назад +6

    I know it's grim subject matter, but Matthew is so darned hilarious in this video I couldn't stop giggling - even though I knew I shouldn't! 😂🤣😅

  • @SoySauceLover17
    @SoySauceLover17 4 года назад +1

    Looks at the orange I’m eating and glares....I’m on to you!” Thanks Matt!

  • @Ksubscriberswithoutanyvi-gv4rm
    @Ksubscriberswithoutanyvi-gv4rm 5 лет назад +907

    who see this in 2019

  • @SavageKingsvge
    @SavageKingsvge 5 лет назад +47

    Stepping on lego

    • @mommy2kikintre
      @mommy2kikintre 5 лет назад +4

      Savage King incredible

    • @legokingiscool
      @legokingiscool 5 лет назад +2

      I agree. Its the worst. Trust me I am the founder of this.

    • @sp1der2king2k7
      @sp1der2king2k7 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah stepping on a leggo and falling and then died by a broken neck

  • @GraemePayne1967Marine
    @GraemePayne1967Marine 3 года назад +2

    Motorcycle helmets - when I was in high school, mid 1960's, one of our classmates was badly injured in a motorcycle-versus-limo wreck. (The limo was at fault - driving at night with no lights.) When he came back to school several weeks later all students were gathered in the gym so he could talk to us. Didn't take long. He put his helmet up on the podium so we could all see that it was nearly split in half. He said that the police told him that when thrown from the bike his slide across the road ended head-first against the concrete curb. Without the helmet his bare head would have been totally smashed. An unforgettable lesson for all of us.

  • @damiens5421
    @damiens5421 5 лет назад +24

    Clumsy moments?
    *every second of my life*

  • @preciousmoonlight3572
    @preciousmoonlight3572 5 лет назад +176

    If I can count how many times he opens his eyes really wide I'd be 50

    • @preciousmoonlight3572
      @preciousmoonlight3572 5 лет назад +12

      @daily dose of awesome1127 how does saying that sound like I'm six, and says the one pro pic Is fortnight

    • @autisticgoat1553
      @autisticgoat1553 5 лет назад +1

      What??

    • @preciousmoonlight3572
      @preciousmoonlight3572 5 лет назад +2

      It's called a hyperbole if you haven't heard it don't worry I give you time to search it up on Google

    • @hystericallover5989
      @hystericallover5989 5 лет назад +3

      “pro pic is fortnight”
      **dies of cringe**

    • @preciousmoonlight3572
      @preciousmoonlight3572 5 лет назад

      @@hystericallover5989 it's true people that are six play fortnight

  • @dandrefalcon3963
    @dandrefalcon3963 7 лет назад +253

    🤔Am I the only one wondering if the glass broke when it hit the ground.

    • @gluecan3337
      @gluecan3337 6 лет назад +1

      Are you that dumb

    • @thesquidlol
      @thesquidlol 6 лет назад +10

      HamfunDoesThings.
      How is it dumb

    • @atalentlessidiot7872
      @atalentlessidiot7872 6 лет назад +11

      HamfunDoesThings. How is it dumb? I'm honestly asking the same question.

    • @athena5002
      @athena5002 6 лет назад +3

      You're not the only one but it's quite obvious.

    • @sarahlively4309
      @sarahlively4309 6 лет назад

      DandreFalcon no I've seen a whole story about that one and the window pane broke but the window itself didn't

  • @TheLoneGameMan
    @TheLoneGameMan 4 года назад +6

    Regarding number 8: Did we finally get an answer to the age old question of "What came first?"

  • @stevie-o7435
    @stevie-o7435 5 лет назад +2

    That chicken was stuck between a rock and hard place hahahhaha

  • @user-yy5uh7ds5d
    @user-yy5uh7ds5d 6 лет назад +53

    The worst one was the one with the chicken...

  • @mustang8206
    @mustang8206 7 лет назад +29

    Things like running into glass windows are meant to be done on the 1st floor

  • @StallionStudios1234
    @StallionStudios1234 3 года назад +2

    Well that gives me a good story for local Torontonians. A great story about resilience, overcoming unbreakable challenges, getting to the top, and natural selection :)

  • @wishgodgirl1903
    @wishgodgirl1903 5 лет назад +6

    My first video of yours I’ve watched, I will be watching more...Your beautiful smile draws me back...lol

  • @Kaiserov_3
    @Kaiserov_3 5 лет назад +116

    I will admit it...
    I have slipped on an banana peel before ;-;

    • @hi-gm3tx
      @hi-gm3tx 5 лет назад +8

      *Inhale*
      *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      You stupid m-
      Just kidding I um
      *INHALE*
      *EXHALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Did it to ;0;

    • @joshthecommenter2808
      @joshthecommenter2808 5 лет назад +3

      I slipped on a dam towel and broke my led temoporarly

    • @NihilsWife
      @NihilsWife 5 лет назад +2

      *inhale*
      I slipped on a poptart

    • @saturos5068
      @saturos5068 5 лет назад +1

      A friend with a big pair of... things on her chest slipped on a apple piece 2 weeks ago

    • @MisterSleep1123
      @MisterSleep1123 5 лет назад +1

      Ok... Pretty embarrassing, but you lived, right?

  • @connortobin7398
    @connortobin7398 6 лет назад +161

    The man who was doing a chicken got what was coming to him

    • @vitalykriss1989
      @vitalykriss1989 6 лет назад +10

      Rainbowcreep 5118 would you still want to eat the chicken eggs from that chicken? Probably god took them both out for a good reason.

    • @taira_2032
      @taira_2032 6 лет назад +3

      Mygods how is that even possible.. I mean, the poor chicken most probably would have died from bloodloss or something X_x Im horrified :(

    • @ollienix3285
      @ollienix3285 6 лет назад +2

      Connor Tobin you could say that chicken was caught between...
      *A rock and a hard place*

    • @frankboff1260
      @frankboff1260 6 лет назад

      Poor chicken 🐓

  • @markusalcudia
    @markusalcudia 4 года назад +3

    There once was an English king who was killed by an assassin who shoved a longsword up his bum whilst sitting on the latrine.

  • @tammyr.conner
    @tammyr.conner 4 года назад +1

    Matthew I have been enjoying your videos very much, thank you. Curious, how do you decide on the subject matter for your lists?

  • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
    @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 7 лет назад +192

    1:20 moral: if you eat an orange it gets it's revenge

  • @rozagarac624
    @rozagarac624 5 лет назад +603

    Matthew please calm down your eyes

    • @vodzpremium
      @vodzpremium 5 лет назад +4

      Roza Garac that’s tufff

    • @Zippy_Diffy216
      @Zippy_Diffy216 5 лет назад +14

      Roza Garac yes give yo eye lids a break
      1like 1break for eye lids

    • @babynyxe4784
      @babynyxe4784 5 лет назад +13

      Shush his eyes are beatiful 👁👃🏻👁

    • @limelightlife3487
      @limelightlife3487 5 лет назад +3

      Roza Garac he reminds me of that skeleton with the eyes you know lol

    • @meccamitchell6481
      @meccamitchell6481 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @karenmatczynski1893
    @karenmatczynski1893 4 года назад +2

    You are absolutely HILARIOUS Matthew! Not too many videos make me laugh as hard as yours does. Your theatrics are awesome keep up the good work! 😝

  • @VCoverAI
    @VCoverAI 5 лет назад +17

    How i'd die
    *eats 10,000th slice of pizza*
    *eats 1 more*
    *stomach explodes*
    *goes to pizza heaven to eat more pizza*

  • @pattichurch3693
    @pattichurch3693 7 лет назад +60

    Put the chicken, the man, and the rock at McDonald's and you'd literally have a a rock hard mcgangbang! Lol.

    • @ech9673
      @ech9673 7 лет назад

      Patti Church so true

    • @Askyamomma_
      @Askyamomma_ 7 лет назад +3

      Patti Church 😂😂👌

  • @Acrobetia
    @Acrobetia 6 лет назад +142

    A lot of poor chicken I love chickens

  • @broreggjudahisrael
    @broreggjudahisrael 3 года назад +4

    If there is a such thing as being TOO Enthusiastic/Animated, then this guy wins👍🏿

  • @caroline-rg8bx
    @caroline-rg8bx 5 лет назад +33

    (Number 9) was he playing happy wheels😂😂

    • @mouseburger4183
      @mouseburger4183 4 года назад +3

      THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR......... SPIKE FALL STEEEEEEEEEEEEEIVE

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 года назад

      Probably