Wal-Mart Song

By George the Third 1997
Music and Lyrics by Mark Hoback
1 2 3 Whoa!
I find it very hard to function in a store.
Something must not be right of what I did a half hour before.
Seems to me my face and head, his face is turning red.
People stare and people laugh, ha! ha! ha!
As my friend Rob passes gas!
It's just a, another Wal-Mart store. Same shit, it's such a bore.
My feet have dragged the floor. Next day go back for more.
Another Wal-Mart store. 24 hrs. just walk through the door.
Been here for quite a while. Walking down all the aisles, yeah!
That's right! Whoa!
Seems that my wondering feet have traveled to Wal-Mart again.
Walking blindly down the aisles. Stupid people, friendly smiles.
Spent hours, spent all my cash. Got a basement full of storage bins.
Don't have nothing to buy, but yet I come here, again and again.
Who Hoo! That's right. La La La! La La La!
La La La La La La La La La La La La!