Idea for paradise life: trap a noob in a place that is hard but possible to find. make sure he doesn’t leave the game. Then tell the server he’s gone missing and if they don’t find him in two minutes, the whole server will be banned. Like so Albert can see!
“Penny Piggy It’s a Happy Little Pig, She and His Family likes to go to The Cinema, Circus, and Park. Penny and His Friends Always Have Fun, They Have an Good Life, I Hoped It Would Continue that Way, but... After What Happened, Nothing Was Ever The Same After All Life Changes And You Must Change With She”
Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see :)
That man at 4:08 is actually the most intelligent man on this roblox platform. He purposely dropped Albert into the baby section so he can have a child to adopt. He has 100 iq.
Albert : "Paige Please dont show this, this is very private information" Paige : **shows Albert telling her not to show the private information** *W0w tHiS iS qUaLiTy CoNtEnt* Also can we just talk about how thicc Albert's hair is? 3:42
Albert: “If i had a child i would seriously not take care of it.” Me: “Excuse me sir but you have *6.23mil* rat children and you do *not* care about them? *good*
OK SO JUST A FEW MORE PEOPLE KNOW IM ON MY DADS ACC so don't judge me :( THY HOLY WORDS HERE...; s t i l l c h i l l AND s t i l l c h i l d r e n And some people like me :( :insert sad face here:
@@knightreal You notice this is a damn kids channel right? There's gonna be kids making jokes adults don't find funny. Just go watch AlbertsStuff if you want "funny" jokes while watching a god damn roblox video.
Albert Recording another video: You shouldn’t sell gun’s in these games because if someones willing to spend money they’ll just ruin the whole thing! 5 hours later Albert Recording again: *They should sell a gun gamepass in this game!*
"Paige, please don't show this. This is private information." Me: Suspicion 100 Edit: HOLY FRICK! I din't expect this many likes! I just wanted something witty.
Idea for paradise life: trap a noob in a place that is hard but possible to find. make sure he doesn’t leave the game. Then tell the server he’s gone missing and if they don’t find him in two minutes, the whole server will be banned. Like so Albert can see!
That’s amazing
E
HECK YEA DENKI MENKI KAMINARI MANAMARI
Ton Rae why are you saying that? ANYWAYS YEAHHH IR RIGHT DENKI KAMINARI IS BEST CHARACTER
@@treskaty2353 you did it wrong to talk tat peron
He sounds so different when he is serious.
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It sounds WAY different
@@jaydendougher6197 both good games but this is unrelated
alberts little note to paige abt the tabs had me so soft why is albert so cute sometimes 🥺
The real question is WHAT those tabs are
steven them tabs are cornhub
omg right so cute ,like his voice is so dang -idk how to explain like why such a cute human being
He will legitimately call you a disgusting noob and say you should had never been born and is a mistake to human kind, and then say sorry rq
Risen UNK0WN what does this have to do with anything 🧐
“Penny Piggy It’s a Happy Little Pig, She and His Family likes to go to The Cinema, Circus, and Park. Penny and His Friends Always Have Fun, They Have an Good Life, I Hoped It Would Continue that Way, but... After What Happened, Nothing Was Ever The Same
After All Life Changes And You Must Change With She”
Very wise
Emm lazuli do you like angel or devil? I like devil piggy
Emm Lazuli nice
much wise >:)
*Very wise.*
Someone in chat: *HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN*
Also that same person: 😴🧠
Wolfycake what?
Wolfycake omg
We have same profile
Rebooted Blader 😳😳
Nezukoooooo
Albert: these are like little rats and I wan-
Also Albert: *realising he’s in rats united*
Also Him: wanna treat them with respect
:P
KennaPugGames pee
Lmao 😂
stresss eating
seabee nis
Idea for island life: put a teleporter on a bed so that whenever someone tries to sleep they get taken to a dream area with clouds and unicorns then slowly make it the worst nightmare they will ever have. Like so Albert can see :)
**no**
Are you sure you didnt copy this comment ;-;
Copied
@@seanforsyth4898 lies
Copied
That man at 4:08 is actually the most intelligent man on this roblox platform. He purposely dropped Albert into the baby section so he can have a child to adopt.
He has 100 iq.
@Y_on 100×___
@Y_on for roblox players it is
Flamingo: *Paige don’t show my tabs*
Me: *Sins have been made*
Lol
y e s
Mhm now i wanna see his tabs
Yes that’s a great idea!
LMAOAOOAA yes
“Adopt Me Exists”
Roblox Piggy Fans: Let’s make a piggy version of this game
HaniPlayz YT yes sisters!
HaniPlayz YT exactly-
was i supposed to laugh? sorry i didn’t see that in the script.
You're so SO fucking funny
Ikr
literally any game on planet earth: *doesnt have guns*
Albert: that wasnt very cash money of you
As a fellow Americans I can agree this is not just Albert's opinion,but everyones
LOL
He should try doom lol
@@GriffinTolliver you mean American school simulator?
jocket bard r/cursed comments
Albert: Paige don’t show any of this this is private. Paige: *Shows clip*
He means the tab lol
@@KayJDa1 tab ?
@@acxx3615 the tab via chrome
u should listen closely when albert was saying it xD
@@playboiangelie Sorry I have a pea sized brain
Mac And Cheese no u don’t have pea sized brain or peanut sized brain u have no brain
Albert: **Asks Paige to not show any of his tabs**
Also Albert: **Play with hair intensifies**
Ummmmmmm i wondr what were those tabs
@@Nicu-vy3gm It's probably for like their house or they are having house problems paying bells
Albert Vasquez bills*
Albert’s Secret stuff
ROBLOKCSer His secret affair with Felipe LMAO
Albert: *sounds pained asking Paige not to show his tabs-*
Me: *goes to see how many people made comments on it* 😂
Sane bro
oh ooh is it rare memes
What kind of tabs were they tho if he didnt want paige to show them...
lol
OMG SAME
The Community of "Adopt Key": Add pet gamepasses.
Albert: Add gun gamepasses.
So true
Lmao
Sami Stewart that how American Albert is
pet gun!! shoot peoples kneecaps and eat them whole for 180 robux B)
Azarias bruh nobody requests anything for that game?..
" sleeping *B R A I N* Sleeping"
I'm dying of laughing XD 0:22
😴😴😴🧠😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Spam the 0.22
@@jacobfromsmileyarg lol
1:16
Albert in the last video: "they shouldn't sell guns."
Albert in this video: "He needs to make a game pass for guns in this game."
* that moment when he speaks at the same time when you look at the comment*
Hes American what do you expect
If u l𝐎v℮ roblox & wants t𝐎 get R💲 simply see video which i p𝐎sted ▶
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Гэта выдатнае рашэнне, якое працуе сёння
Lol your real right
@Bro-Bio Boys um
“After all life changes and you must change with she”
ok where did they find this on the internet
I hav℮ upl𝐎aded a m℮th𝐎d dem𝐎nstrating ways to earn 19K R💲 💋
💎
😊
Margir notendur eru nú þegar að nota þetta svo
no they’re just stupid
I read this right when he said it
Michael Watson Go take you brain- you don’t have one
Lol.
2:57 nobody gonna talk abt how he is the calmest ive ever seen him and most serious
yes
JustAmhafan xxdeku he was embarrassed
@@c0ra117 ik
Dude he was so calm it was kinda adorable
I don't think it was anything so emberresing tho if it was he could of just cut that part himself （￣へ￣）
albert: leg man
Me: **nonstop laughing**
Exactly like me
I LAUGHED AT DAT
Xd😂
@@diddlywoodger3837 same
albert: “this game sucks”
also albert: “this is the best game ever”
Heehe
Lol
s t o n k s
Yessir
RATATATATATAATATA
NOOBS
albert while recording: *high pitched screams and voice*
albert normally: *deepest of the voices voice of the deep*
It’s not that deep but ok
Puberty hit him harder than when I got struck by trucc 😔😔😔
To me it sounded like a serious and tired teenage story clerk.
Ya
@@etudelina OOF
Piggy: “Passes Adopt Me”
Adopt me: *”We shall soon collaborate so I will remain the top page game”*
Oh hi there
A lemon it already did ;)
Already
*
A lemon I’m an idiot 😔
George minding his own business dancing* Albert-I'm gonna kick that animal
me: is sad
Albert: I’m about to end this mans whole sadness
lol 69th like
A random person lol you are a legend
Lost a friend ive known for 2 years and somehow u madr my day
FR tho he can always make me smile
I see your comments everywhere your a real fan dude ✌️
Flamingo “makes vid about bullying”
Me “it’s perfect”
:edit thx for epic chill likes
IKR HE IS GOD
He is god
Flamigo i friend you
Same
martha342 yasss
Albert: I don't want a baby, I want my generation to die off with me
Also albert: I'll adopt you
Albert at the start of piggy: ur mom
Albert at the end of piggy: eMoTiAnAl
Abert: paige dont show my tabs
Albert's tabs: chocy milk, sexy cleetus, styrofoam heads, Anime girls, ninja
JHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHED WHY S THIS MY TABS
What time in the video does that happen
SonicSprites 2:57
D Man this is a pg channel 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
Why u Mr. Oh?
“Also, why am I levitating? Am I god?”
Yes Albert. You truly are a god.
yes
Yass
Indeed.
He’s a god and legend
XDD
Albert: “They need to be accompanied by an adult, like me!”
Also Albert: *”Continues to leave his child at a swinging boat”*
Albert : "Paige Please dont show this, this is very private information"
Paige : **shows Albert telling her not to show the private information**
*W0w tHiS iS qUaLiTy CoNtEnt*
Also can we just talk about how thicc Albert's hair is? 3:42
Haha yea
He has *BACON* hair
Lol but albert meant the google crome tab if you listened
Albert some day has child, his child watches this video and says “Dad you didn’t want to take care of me?”
Typical Amateur Albert: *Listen here you little Crap*
Ggh
Who ever is his son or daughter thay are sooo frickin lucky 🍀
@@GINGER._RULES nobody is
Yet
Ahahah
I'm seriously curious on what Albert's tabs are
Yeah
Maybe wedding plans.
@@griptester44 Maybe
Por-nah I mean I don’t think sooo.....
Probably financial stuff
i’m surprised by how many people are in shock over his “voice change” i thought most people knew he exaggerates his voice for videos.
Wdym
What? 😂
@@connormartin8447 n o
Nobody was tho
random spam account ya
He never realized someone had the winning smile virus...
Albert: I dont want a baby
Kirsten: Cries in the background pt2.
Mar_kian she does not want one either doe
me, whos asexual: amateurs
Check It lol
Me who’s only fucked 1 girl and it’s my girlfriend:yea I choose to
If u lik℮ robl𝐎x and want R$ simply use m℮thod which i p𝐎sted 👮♀️
😊
👓
これは、今日取り組んでいる素晴らしいソリューションです。
"He just keeps eating food"
*relatable*
*STUFFING FACE* SHUT UP WAAAAAA
EEeEeEEee
EeeeeeEEEEEeEEEeEE
fr
Wtf
Albert: “If i had a child i would seriously not take care of it.”
Me: “Excuse me sir but you have *6.23mil* rat children and you do *not* care about them?
*good*
Soggy Brain Noodles - comedy 😕
looks like were rats?
W E R E T H E R A T S
Wonton Wasabi If you don’t find it funny, or don’t have anything nice to say, just scroll past it, you don’t have to reply to everything.
He is my daddy and he takes care of me
6:50 Albert starts spiraling into insanity (from hearing the Adopt Me theme for TOO LONG!)
50% comments are quotes
50% comments are the “nobody:” thing
I have a better chart:
99.999999999999999999% comments are trash
0.000000000000000001% comments are legitimately good
Your mom
I got a better one 101.0% cringe comments
@@epicn11 dead meme
@@epicn11 Joemomma
Albert: *this is how the infection started, by scammers*
Me: *thats is, correct*
yes, mr p got scammed
4:26 that was so unexpected and hilarious- *L E G M A N*
Leg Man has risen.
Leg Man has risen.
Leg Man has risen.
Leg Man has risen.
Leg Man has risen.
0:34 omggg he looks like a baby😂😂😂 sooo cute like i think iam inlove
“They need to make a game pass for guns in this game”
Yeah so we can have bacon for breakfast c:
no joke i just had bacon 0-0
Lauren Powley I just ate rocks UwU so cute Nyah
Raina Dat Kween a stack of likes :)
want to earn 27K R$ us℮ my trick 🎁
🕶
🤔
អ្នកអាចអរគុណខ្ញុំចុងក្រោយបន្ទាប់ពីអ្នកប្រើនេះ
Yay :P
Maybe You Could Try To Make A More Disturbing Version Of "Adopt Me?"
Pee
Mario
I think he did once lemme see
@@emeraldknight6814 Pee
@@emeraldknight6814 Mario
roblox game: exists*
albert: there should be guns in this game
gun
wants to 𝐎btain many R$ I have post℮d a idea ☺
✔
😚
Taya alesan pikeun henteu coba eta
I always stay up to watch u lol then when I get my mums says u better not be staying up all night!
Albert within the first three minutes: “they need to make guns in this game” XD I just can’t
Suger Wolfie Studios early
Natalie’s Tutorials OK?
there’s a scammer in here
901ClashPlayz Gamez what do you mean
There’s a freaking scammer in here
2:57 he looked so adorable when he was playing with his hair 😔
I-i agree 🥺
Ngl he looked like Harry styles for a moment
He's so Cutie
I'm not gay
thats a grown man 😦
Game: *exists*
Albert: "Are there any guns in this game?"
8:15 I may be years late but the baby slowly sliding out of a vending machine gap is iconic to me
albert: thats the reason i will never have a child
kirsten: **cries in italian**
😳
they are italian?
She’s Italian?
Cora Tine what?
Yeah honestly how would alberts child act lmao and how would albert raise them lol
“They should make a game pass for guns in this game”
I swear he says that every time
i uploaded a id℮a to d℮scribe th℮ idea for many R$ ⚾
💍
☺
Көп колдонуучулар бул үчүн колдонуп жатышат
BUT THEN IN HIS RECENT ARMY VIDEO HE SAID "they really shouldnt sell guns for this game"
True
Yea lol so he can shoot any kids and explode them with rpg it will be cool
Yup
Can you believe it’s been an entire year since alberts face reveal? His hair is so much longer now
Lensfy e momento
Shut
Down
@@moist5530 Down
IamTow sideways
This video made me laugh so hard many times LOL!
"This game is so dumb"
Survival the Jeff: First time?
No.
It is “Survival the Jeff the killer”
E
I think *if* Albert had a kid and he was bullied, Albert would tell him to “stay chill.”
S t i l l C h i l l
but he said hes never having children :insert sad face here:
4789452066 STILL CHILLDREN
OK SO JUST A FEW MORE PEOPLE KNOW IM ON MY DADS ACC
so don't judge me :(
THY HOLY WORDS HERE...;
s t i l l c h i l l
AND
s t i l l c h i l d r e n
And some people like me :(
:insert sad face here:
YA U ARE RGHT HE WILL CHILL
Every game albert plays he always mentions adding a gun.
Hey albert has 900k Robux dude u saw??
A M E R I C A
“Cause I’m American!” *albert voice*
Jocky Plays yeah he has more then that lmao..
even games with guns lol
Albert when he was born:does this world have guns 🧐
Flamingo: If I had a child I wouldn't take care of it.
My brain: Soo your going to get milk
Chris THIS MADE ME LAUGH AHAHAHA
@@gummyteath9444 your welcome
Haha
I'm waiting for my father to get milk
He never came back
...
Flamingos child in the future: I must get out of here
your right LOL
Flamingo doesn’t want to have a child-💀
@@lulu-edits2904 ooferson
omg lol
Piggy+adopt me. I dont think they go together...
Nobody:
Flamingo: *Making everyone entertained during these hard times*
Yeah your tottally right!
Your at 24.2K now bc of me!
*yes*
25K Subscribers Without Any Videos Challenge this isn’t TikTok go away
Copy and paste
0:22 " Sleeping, *brain* "
Im dead 😂😭
Zombie Beast0
0:23 brain
Rip
😴😴😴😴🧠😴😴😴😴😴
Every game Albert plays
Albert:” their needs to be a gun in this game.”
I Think the same thing lol
True
@@Jojo-ur3jk yeah lol
there*
Yup
Albert: **asks Paige not to show his opened tabs**
Me: _suspicion intensifies_
*PH intro starts playing*
XD
How did u do the slanted writing
@@animationbyluna3590 you put an underscore at the start and end of the sentence like _this_
_uh oh buster_
i just realized albert said “whom” instead of “who” when he said “whom want be my kid”
big brain 100
Ye
E
Brain big
big brain Albert
my brain: -637
Albert: sees baby pig Also Albert: wHaT iS tHiS, tUrTlE?
ALBERT: Also why am i levitating? AM I GOD?!
Albert fans: YOU JUST FIGURED THIS OUT
RIGHT ALBERT IS OUR GOD
YES
*claps*
YUPp
the lord has risen
Usually albert never get below 1 million views per video, now he never get below 2 million views. wow
3 yrs ago and 0 replies
I’m surprised
N craft please give me robux
sup
1st reply
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Me: Yes I would love to adopt a *key*
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
“NONE”:
Dead meme formats:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
“NONE”
I adopted a key to my front door
Lol
OwO Yes
@@slack_cactus true
A: There like rats I just wanna- ....
- remembers Rats United -
A: Treat them with respect
YES
BAD CAT GOOD RAT FRESH FLESH
In the past like 5 videos he has said “There should be a gun game pass”
Mr Moose more then 10 videos to
Mr Moose and ikr
*in a daycare* "It's so great that you're volunteering here, we've got plenty of children to sh-"
"There should be guns in here."
yes he's American
u rite
Nobody:
I mean like nobody. Nobody wants guns this much:
Literally just albert:
*There needs to be a gun gamepass in this game*
Ikr
Are u still watching
That’s him in every single game
.. I read this rthen he said it
LOL so true
“Why am I levitating? Am I god?”
*We did it boys, Albert is the one true god.*
HE BULLY
HE COP BULLY
Yesssss Albert ultimate god!
Layla Johnson she was the first person to comment -.-
3:47 I LAUGH SO HARD LOL
Flamingo: “I still never have been scammed” 2 Videos Ago ALSO Flamingo: “I have been scammed 3 times, don’t scam but i scam don’t scam”
Dovakin
E
U have left me thinking now
I hav℮ shar℮d a idea d℮scribing to ℮arn 37K R💲 🎪
🙄
🎁
Bose Kugerageza Kuri Kubona inyungu igihe bakora
@Diane Hudson
E.
No.
XD LOL 😂😂😂😂😂
Albert: “You can’t drop me, I’m too fat.”
*after*
Everyone: “Is cleetus not fat anymore?”
????
????
????
No cleetus is just pregananant
????
"Paige dont show my tabs"
*OH YOU NAUGHT-*
BAHAHAHA
xD wonder what it is
PickolasPlays t h e h u b
*very specific website music*
*THE HUB INTRO PLAYS WHILE VIDEO*
“Wait why am I” I think Albert should be a teacher
Albert: "this game sucks"
Also Albert: "this is the best game ever"
@Cora Tine Nice
it sucks because its the best game ever
Noice
HELIANA
mood
Roblox: So Albert, how much guns do you want?
Albert: Yes.
reason number 3 - harassment
offensive item - Yes
well, he’s American
nobody:
literally nobody:
not even Charli D'amelio:
Albert's kid: Is A gReAt LiFe
unfunny-as-dogshit nobody meme, please reconsider your life choices
Seriously stop this format. It really just sucks.
BigHouse Boomer
yeah, it’s absolute shit
@@knightreal You notice this is a damn kids channel right? There's gonna be kids making jokes adults don't find funny. Just go watch AlbertsStuff if you want "funny" jokes while watching a god damn roblox video.
@@knightreal Get the hell off a kids channel talking that bull.
This my fav vid you ever did lol
25% of comments: “who has been a sub to flamingo before June”
75% of comments: the nobody type of comments
True..
80% of the comments this one included use a dead format
99% of comments: "25% of comments and 75% of comments"
me: 𝚒 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘
𝚗𝚘
People: *commenting 'OMG IS ONE OF THE TABS PO-*
Me: he said private INFORMATION- it might be his bank account or something
why would he let the editor see that idiot
She already has it stupid
@@NameChanger9000 he trusts her more than us
I assume it’s corn hub
@@thatcrusadernextdoor6396 Nice lol
"If I had a child I would not take care of it."
Kirstens instagram: I should be prego.
if awbet and kisteon hav bebe wil albort be pegnont or kiestooen??? o // - // o
@@albertslips wth
BoniThe ChubbyPotato wth
LEVELCAMRON11 Skillted wth
@@albertslips more like Albert's lisp wth
congrats on 7 mill subs
Albert Recording another video: You shouldn’t sell gun’s in these games because if someones willing to spend money they’ll just ruin the whole thing!
5 hours later
Albert Recording again: *They should sell a gun gamepass in this game!*
Context. Or he's hypocritical at times.
72
*guns
Lol, very true! 😂
Lel :>
6:30
Albert: I swear these are like rats I just wanna-
Rats United: And cock goes the gun
Albert: Treat them with respect
gis the fun
and cock goes the gun ❤️
When Albert was reading the description u just see a weird picture of yoda on the side 😂
True once u said that I looked back
Same
E
me and everyone AND FRIENDS: ALBERT ADOPT US albert: YES CHILDRENS all: YAYAYYYAYA
I think the reason albert told paige to not show his tabs is probably cause he looked up something to buy
Are you sure about that
*rips wall*
John cena:are you su3e about that?
he was on the hub lol
Fluffs LMAO
A gun
Nobody:
Albert playing literally any game: *where be the G U N S*
Fun gun
He's an American.
Gun fun
IsaacJDX well, he is american
Copy
"Paige, please don't show this. This is private information."
Me: Suspicion 100
Edit: HOLY FRICK! I din't expect this many likes! I just wanted something witty.
I am scared
He bought morsterizer
Nino perez e
Nino perez oml.. 😂
AndrewPlayz ik he watching sum😗
*Albert on every game:*
Albert: *is there guns in this game?*
Live you pfp
1:22
Albert: oh grandmother just broke her hip
Also Albert: *laughs
To g℮t 35K R$ i have shared a idea 😊
😛
💋
Ez szuper megosztás, hogy senki sem hagyhatja figyelmen kívül
Sean Forsyth
Your a bot
Yes
yes
@@seanforsyth4898 WOAH KBJBJVGU RLLY??GYWVKHJB RLLY FREE ROUBOOX HBUHHUI REELY? WOOAOAOOANHS
us: thinking Albert would take care of his son*
also us: remembering albert really hates children*
wants to earn 22K R$ try my m℮thod 👨
🎃
👨
Dette er fantastisk løsning, som arbejder i dag
@@dianeyoung7032 go away
@@dianeyoung7032 i dont speak minecraft inchantment table
Diane Young no
Nobody:
Me at 3am watching flamingo becuase he is god and my idol
Evo Bmo oml same! (It’s 5:00 AM rn and I didn’t sleep yet-)
For me 2:21
It's 5am for me😃
Lol it’s 3 am rn and ima binge watch Alberto’s vids
Me in europe when he uploads in america at 3:00 am: AlBeRt LiKeS EuRoPe FaNs
Remember when they ran into that spike wall that vid was funny 😂 I loved it