Judging Steven Seagal (Judging by the Cover)
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I really hoped this episode would never end. God knows there's enough Steven Seagal films for that.
The fact that Steven Seagal is still trying to pass himself off as an action hero might just be the most simultaneously funny and depressing thing I've ever heard.
"Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg"
This is why this channel is pure brilliance! :D
Why does Steven Segal look like DSP?
"They didn't tell me I was supposed to reload my gun! That's Bullshit!"
~Somebody that he was body guarding gets assassinated~
"There was nothing I could do!"
"Carl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg"
I almost shit myself laughing.
"She gauges his reaction (blabla)"
This made me chuckle, especially since she aims a 12 gauge at the camera. Hue hue.
"Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg". I fucking died.
"shit what goes on a end of a gun"
me: prevailing justice
I love how Seagal always wears big overcoats in all these movies. He'd say it's an aesthetic choice, I say it's to try and hide his girth.
"A woman with a catcher's mitt for a face" LMAO that made me laugh out loud xD
"Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg" NAILED IT!!
Yahtzee could probably spend the rest of the year tearing apart Segal movie posters lol
I would love to know the audience that continues to make Steven Segal Profitable.
+Magerama ....e.
"Slavs. Out of nostalgia."
So it's like the Germans with David Hasselhoff?
probably the same people that make adam sandler profitable...damn them, damm them to hell
Seagal films are my dirty pleasure. I watch half of them at one in the morning when there is nothing to do but watch cable, before I get tired of the ads. Under Siege was my childhood, don't take it away from me :v
So, himself?
2:07 looks like Steven Seagal is either doing an awkward Cha Cha or making it rain dollar bills at some kind of club while his groupie is getting way too excited about it...seriously I can't figure out what the artist actually intended here.
Steven Seagal is a Wizard. With the red lined illustration of him wearing a giant wizard hat, fucking hilarious.
Aww... I was hoping for a judging of Seagal's complete filmography.
On a side-note, what the hell happened to you Steven? You didn't used to be a complete joke, now look at you.
"On a side-note, what the hell happened to you Steven? You didn't used to be a complete joke, now look at you."
'complete' is defintely the operative word here...
Then again, he's the exact same in pretty much all of his movies.
You can hear Yahtzee trying not to laugh at the end of the video
"Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg" -- that's perfect.
DIssapointed he did't say, "End of a Gun: HUGH Where Justice Prevails"
I fucking love this series. Yahtzee, you are a riot.
I lost it at "Carl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg" xD
best judging by the cover yet :) you should do a part 2!
Judging Steven Seagal-
Done and done.
'Carl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg' I had to pause for about a minute to survive the next joke.
"Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg" so accurate
"Carl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg." = LOL :-D
Which was the last tournament Steven Seagal won?
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A pie eating contest.
Judge the Escapist (by the Cover)
Oh, Steven Seagal still makes movies? I wonder why I've never heard of any of them...
... Oh, wait.
"his head looks like a giant thumb sticking out of a short collar"
help
Yes this is what I ned on a Friday. Judging by the cover Steven Seagal. I salute you yahtzee
*need
Do you have any clue how much it hurts to laugh very hard after spinal surgery. Damn you and your wonderful wit.
This actually should have been the cover of his next record.
Steven Seagal has turned into Penn Jillette.
I don't know how to take this.
That Asian Connection poster, are you telling me that's NOT Simon Pegg dressed as a 70's porn director!?
Steven Seagal is what would happen if a neckbeard somehow managed to become an action movie star.
Steven Seagal starring in his own version of Paul Blart Mall Cop.
The worst part of all these movies is that Steven Seagal is in them.
This is the jam's world now. We're all just living in it.
I'd love to see Yahtzee cover the photoshop nightmare that is the poster for Bangkok Dangerous (starring the incomparable Nic Cage).
Karl Urban cosplaying as Simon Pegg. Dead.
It seems Yahtzee just found out about mocking of Seagull all other the Internet.
Jesus, i use to think you had more talent than movie bob, boy was i wrong LOL
carl urban cosplaying as simon pegg XDXDXDXDXD
0:35 In the thumbnail he looks like Gorden Freeman in his 60s
Bully-proof windows; troll-safe doors
Shots fired!
Get it? cos shots come from a gun!! HAHAH
Im out.
I don't get how he is suddenly back and with inkjet colored hair he's like Creed from The Office.
I'm going to sum up my reaction to this video with the following sounds:
HAHAHAAHAHAHA XD
Yhatzee, can your next book be about a post apocalyptic world brought about by muzzle flashes?
The subtitle is the more appropriate title for a Seagal movie. Four words is too long for a main film title bearing his name.
It usually has to be something like "X to Y" or "A the Z"
ohoh that was good, and needed. Thanks Yathz.
Boris Karloff
Shots fired!
Get it? cos shots come from a gun!! HAHAH
Im out.
Have a nice trip to hell.
Out of the End of a Gun in fact.
My envy of your skills is high
Are we at the beach, cos there's so much seagal!
I immediately thought of Karl urban and Simon pegg too. that Photoshop
Oh look Steven Se-boom-boom made another movie
Good ending joke! Sadly, i used to like Seagal`s movies 15 years ago.
You should visit the old Dizzy games. They were pretty epic for their time!
Just went to IMDB, every movie this guys been in has lower then a 6.6/10
+5:30 I say I say I say ; why is that poor chap being kneed in the nuts by a Borg ?
(not Bjorn)
how did a seagull make so many movies? oh wait I read the name wrong again...
The worst part of all these movies is that Steven Seagal is in them.
This one was okay... I personally find the video game covers way more humorous = )
lost it at "simon pegg"
Picking on old folks Yahtzee?
He reviewed a Nuke Dukem game for Christ's sake.
not sure if that spoonerism was deliberate but i had to google nuke dukem and according to urban dictionary yahtzee reviews a lot of nuke dukem games
It wasn't. And Nuke Dukem is a franchise of mostly old games and somehow the newest one (DN Forever) has an older taste than the other ones even though it's from 2011. Anyway DN Forever is the only actual Duke Nukem game, and by that I mean a game from the Duke Pukem franchise and not whatever Urban Dictionary means
ok, sorry, didnt expect someone witty with that name. i agree the original was the best
I don't know if you're serious or not but if you want to be a moral equestrian isn't it the "picking on" part you should be concerned with not the "old folks".
"Evil shall not prevail!"
Steven Se boom - boom!!
First the lens flares, now this?!
I sense a crossover coming where the lens-flares team up with the muzzle flashes to take over the world.
Cannon in D by Pachabell? Really? For roasting steven segal😂
Low hanging fruit is low hanging fruit.
Judging by the Cover is Judging by the Cover.
Dogs with spots is dogs with spots.
A koala is a koala. Trust me, I know.
Yeah. That's a Steven Seagal citation, in 'The Cock Puncher".
Im surpirised he didnt have a go at this dudes thumb 3:05
I fucking love this series!
I laughed I thought I'd die
Priceless 😂
you should've looked at the half past dead poster...
you should've looked at the half past dead poster...
I will snatch every motherfucking birthday.
Poor Steven
Is there a dry heave in that title?
Bald Michael Fassbender ?!
4:20 that's a hairy thumb.
hOOOOOOOOOOOOOOly shit! Already you're without someone to waffle in front of you and now you're falling apart.
BUT THEY FORGOT ABOUT THE COOK
No Steven, you've had enough.
Head up to the search bar and type in "Steven Seagal Runs Like A Girl".
You're welcome.
best one of the series :D
speaking of a new deus ex game, are you planing to review deus ex:mankind divided?
2 weeks
Judge Mars Mars by the cover
why is this a thing?!
Adam Jensen? JC Denton? Deus Ex binge much?
I'm always curious as to who gives videos like this thumbs down?
Too funny
Lol, I must be ancient. Have seen a bunch of Seagal movies but not one where he was this fat or had a beard.
I don't know guys but I think Yatzee doesn't like Steven Seagul movies.
this would be an awesome concept for a show if it was done by some who is actually funny
Okay who the hell is Steve Seagal? And why are we acting like he's a celebrity I should know? Rotten tomato makes shows he does a lot of film most so awful they can't get score them.
can you do one one suicide squadl
ima miss gabe
STEVEN
Do People actually watch Steven Seagal films?
Under 3, 010 club?