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  • @possiblehistory
    @possiblehistory  11 месяцев назад +242

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      @Kaiser.gaming 11 месяцев назад

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    • @Wendeta-hq2cp
      @Wendeta-hq2cp 11 месяцев назад

      I love the nice touch of Romania gaining Bessarabia! Thanks! I think Poland might have gotten it's old borders in the east though... Also poor Germany! 😂

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  • @darwinisticanarchist2335
    @darwinisticanarchist2335 11 месяцев назад +3500

    This is basically what happens when you give a person who doesn't take defeat too well to play Hoi4

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 11 месяцев назад +126

      This is what happens if hoi4 was vaguely realistic

    • @darwinisticanarchist2335
      @darwinisticanarchist2335 11 месяцев назад +94

      @@snomcultist189 Idk if such mod exists but there could possibly be a mod that makes the peacedeals a tad bit more clean
      Or you always just use console and Player Led Peace Conferences

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 месяцев назад +9

      Oh, like me

    • @FlawlessFlaw
      @FlawlessFlaw 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@snomcultist189 If you think this scenario is vaguely realistic, you don't have a good grasp of reality.

    • @Mayor912
      @Mayor912 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@FlawlessFlaw Its not meant to be, its if germany was stupid enough to try over and over again.

  • @Acuarea
    @Acuarea 11 месяцев назад +232

    Then the german flag would mean
    Black: Oktoberfest
    Red: Red Baron
    Gold: Precision Engineering
    Green: winning all 5 world wars

    • @mightyx5441
      @mightyx5441 11 месяцев назад +12

      nope it'll either be a recolor, or theamerican coaty of arms on the blue fields which the latter seems like america would do

    • @sifangwuhai
      @sifangwuhai 11 месяцев назад +2

      What German flag?
      You die if you fly it.

    • @mm-ez6xn
      @mm-ez6xn 10 месяцев назад +5

      they wouldn't have a flag at this point lol.

    • @seventh-hydra
      @seventh-hydra 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@mm-ez6xn They'd have a state flag, or flag(s) depending upon how things are subdivided

  • @Ovijit001
    @Ovijit001 11 месяцев назад +49

    In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, europe will be reorganized into the first European states of America! For a safe and secure society!

    • @shaydowsith348
      @shaydowsith348 10 месяцев назад +4

      First European empire of America.... ultimate pow-ah...

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 9 месяцев назад +4

      Ignore the Europeans rebelling in the background!

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад

      We Europeans would rather die free than live In American Europe because if Europe is known for anything, it's for inventing nationalism

  • @supermanmnb5754
    @supermanmnb5754 11 месяцев назад +16

    German experince:
    😁--->😅---->😐----->😧----->💀

    • @FedericoGrimaudo
      @FedericoGrimaudo 11 месяцев назад

      Lol that comment made my day a little better 😌

  • @baeryn26
    @baeryn26 11 месяцев назад +8

    Well 90% of gamblers quit before they win big

  • @ebinboiz8914
    @ebinboiz8914 11 месяцев назад +18

    Holy fuck how can someone make US victory so dystopian

  • @ThatOneEverywhereDude
    @ThatOneEverywhereDude 8 месяцев назад +7

    Switzerland: what just happen?
    America: your next

  • @josiahmodaff6406
    @josiahmodaff6406 11 месяцев назад +32

    As an American, I see this as an absolute win!

    • @FedericoGrimaudo
      @FedericoGrimaudo 11 месяцев назад +14

      Pls not, It would be worse than Afghanistan to maintain under control

    • @Retarded9-11
      @Retarded9-11 6 месяцев назад +2

      He said it got Americanized in 2 generations it isn't as hard as you think

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад

      As a European, I see this as a war crime to just turn hundreds of thousands of years worth of countries into amer*can states

  • @Black_Jack9460
    @Black_Jack9460 11 месяцев назад +7

    This might be a reality for Western Europe if they don’t step up their military budget.

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад +1

      brother all of western Europe uniting against the US would be a free win for Europe because the US has other enemies *cough Russia* *cough china* and it would not be close

  • @FallingDrop234
    @FallingDrop234 2 месяца назад +3

    Dystopia: 999
    Entertaining: 999
    Realistic: -♾️
    Do I care? No, great vid 😊

  • @robertharrington703
    @robertharrington703 10 месяцев назад +2

    Love how even Switzerland gets conquered by the end but not Ireland
    We're just chilling on our island for all of modern history, probably laughing at the British with some popcorn as this all kicks off

  • @tamaozinnamikaze_3174
    @tamaozinnamikaze_3174 18 дней назад

    Basically just "they were winning, until they weren't..."

  • @Jammy__100
    @Jammy__100 9 месяцев назад +1

    5:03 BRO THAT WENT HARD

  • @idm654321
    @idm654321 11 месяцев назад +11

    As an American, I can say this is truly the best timeline

  • @BloodyCrow__
    @BloodyCrow__ 7 месяцев назад

    Germany punches above its weight for the millionth time
    Everybody: huh, didn't expect that.

  • @theallduck
    @theallduck 11 месяцев назад +4

    MURICA WINS YESSIR 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈💸💸💸💸💸💸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔🍔

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 11 месяцев назад +1

      Never could nor would happen we Europeans would never allow it.
      “We would never surrender”

    • @theallduck
      @theallduck 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@MCLegend13 murica is world murica is life 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @dino8ro
    @dino8ro 11 месяцев назад +1

    i know this is mostly a joke scenario, but why is america treated as some sort of god-like being

  • @kygigni
    @kygigni 11 месяцев назад +2

    Why did America attack Switzerland at the end?

  • @Finest-raven
    @Finest-raven 8 месяцев назад +1

    The craziest idea is that Switzerland would end there neutrality by becoming a part of ghe usa 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GroundBack
    @GroundBack 11 месяцев назад +733

    The United States global policy basically being *"The Germans can't have nice things"* is hilarious

    • @Outright_Idiocy
      @Outright_Idiocy 6 месяцев назад +18

      Taking after their mothercountry

    • @10hawell
      @10hawell 3 месяца назад +6

      Based America

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames 6 дней назад

      And every single time the Germans lose to the Americans, they help the Germans out nevertheless

  • @tereziamarkova2822
    @tereziamarkova2822 11 месяцев назад +2986

    Okay, this scenario is whacky, every single part of this scenario more preposterous than the last, but I love that Czechoslovakia is out there intermittently eating popcorn, watching its neighbour disintegrate, and being invaded. I also adore how apparently, nukes don't exist in this world.

    • @ibraiho438
      @ibraiho438 11 месяцев назад +141

      didnt you understand this is a troll video?

    • @cosmosyn2514
      @cosmosyn2514 11 месяцев назад +178

      this is possibly the most land czechoslovakia ever got in a (non czechoslovakia focused) alternate history scenario

    • @drjvoices
      @drjvoices 11 месяцев назад +1

      He knows it's a troll video,most troll videos don't have nukes, and if ww3 did take place in early 1950's-1960's, then the ussr is destroyed early enough in which they can't make nukes, or the ones they have they can't use

    • @jansoucek3811
      @jansoucek3811 11 месяцев назад +36

      Czechoslovakia won, but at what cost...

    • @hugoferreira7992
      @hugoferreira7992 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ironically, I don't believe countries are likely to use nukes in wars at all, even if it's a world war. Fear and mutual respect for the other's world destruction power prevents everyone from initiating the nuclear war.
      I believe even a great power would not use nuclear weapons even to save itself from defeat, because the consequences for using them would be worse than just accepting defeat.

  • @germanicdude
    @germanicdude 11 месяцев назад +1687

    "the germans performed much better, than anyone could have imagined"
    "despite facing france and britain (and russia)
    "in the US-americans came"
    "terretories torn away, economic destruction, military refuction and political humiliation"
    "germany cried out loudly"
    "after 20 years if peace, the dark clouds of conflict..."

    • @joaojonito3764
      @joaojonito3764 11 месяцев назад +142

      Every world war ever

    • @Christian_VIII
      @Christian_VIII 11 месяцев назад +64

      and in the americans came

    • @MayoOverlord
      @MayoOverlord 11 месяцев назад +92

      These repeating lines kind of even make the video sound a like a poem.

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 11 месяцев назад +42

      “Insanity is doing the exact same thing, over and over and over again, expecting something to change”
      -Vaas Montenegro

    • @1mol831
      @1mol831 11 месяцев назад +45

      Part 2:
      “The Americans performed surprisingly well”
      “Despite facing the rest of the world”
      “Then the Martians came”
      “Territories torn away, economic destruction, military reduction and political humiliations”
      “USA cries out loud”
      “Then after 20 years of peace, the dark clouds of conflict ….”

  • @Litium_Greinder
    @Litium_Greinder 11 месяцев назад +1587

    One must imagine Germany happy

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio 11 месяцев назад +68

      we just want our place in the sun!

    • @biharek7595
      @biharek7595 11 месяцев назад +68

      ​@@Wertzuioactually gave me an idea: in case Germany goes rouge and loses again, how about we found a German state in the actual Sun so they get their "place in the sun"?

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 11 месяцев назад +60

      @@biharek7595 The clouds of conflict will once more... brighten the skies and the lands of earth?
      The sun blasting solar powered orbital satellite, Germania, scorches the whole of Earth into a glassed wasteland

    • @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547
      @karlfranzemperorofmandefil5547 11 месяцев назад +20

      We are so peaceful because we have our place in the sun to place our towels on (Mallorca)

    • @Wertzuio
      @Wertzuio 11 месяцев назад +7

      @@biharek7595 if that means we get our own dyson sphere i'm all here for it

  • @TheMalayGuy3
    @TheMalayGuy3 11 месяцев назад +946

    I like how Switzerland was just chilling and then randomly got annexed by America

    • @FusionCyborg
      @FusionCyborg 10 месяцев назад +144

      If you look closely you see that Switzerland resists in 1 pixel worth of land

    • @TheMalayGuy3
      @TheMalayGuy3 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@FusionCyborg ah i see

    • @ShadowOfThePit
      @ShadowOfThePit 9 месяцев назад +61

      @@FusionCyborgna na that's obviously Liechtenstein!!

    • @samgaro2700
      @samgaro2700 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@ShadowOfThePitNo it ain't.

    • @jiyakuches220
      @jiyakuches220 8 месяцев назад +8

      Oic. .w.
      Seems both Switzerland and Liechtenstein, resisting American takeover.

  • @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets
    @YourAveragePersonOnTheStreets 11 месяцев назад +514

    This scenario in a nutshell:
    > Germany angry
    > Germany starts a world war and does better than expected
    > AMERICAAAAAA
    > Germany crippled and loses land
    > repeat

    • @Tony_161
      @Tony_161 7 месяцев назад +12

      Exactly

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 6 месяцев назад +23

      Repeat until Germany is America

    • @brandoasan5639
      @brandoasan5639 3 месяца назад +3

      Making their enemies ailles

  • @inconvenient-antifascist
    @inconvenient-antifascist 8 месяцев назад +260

    I love how America didn’t even want the territories, but just took them because they were tired of fighting in Europe

    • @ijriccan
      @ijriccan 5 месяцев назад +44

      United States: "Guys stop"
      Western Europe: "Nuh uh"
      United States: "Fine"
      *Erases western Europe*

    • @largeegg6505
      @largeegg6505 3 месяца назад +10

      That’s kind of what happened with Roman policy for the Greeks

    • @nitishkumarjurel241
      @nitishkumarjurel241 3 месяца назад +3

      ​@@largeegg6505 This is interesting. I did not know about this. Can you recommend me some books for me to learn more about this topic?

    • @largeegg6505
      @largeegg6505 3 месяца назад +12

      @@nitishkumarjurel241 I didn’t get it from a book, moreso from a video called something like understanding Roman civilization, basically the Romans treated the Greeks how the Americans treat Europe, where they saw them as their ancestor civilization and viewed them as friends until independent Greek states became so corrupt and politically incompetent that the Roman’s had to move in and half-heartedly conquer the Greek kingdoms to stop them from killing eachother.

  • @TheTurkwithaPerk
    @TheTurkwithaPerk 11 месяцев назад +3031

    This probably one of if not the most dystopian liberal victory althist scenario ive ever seen

    • @RandomUsername2342
      @RandomUsername2342 11 месяцев назад +63

      this video was uploaded 5 minutes ago! how did you comment 10 hours ago?

    • @hardbassmonkey
      @hardbassmonkey 11 месяцев назад +132

      ​@@RandomUsername2342Channel Member I think

    • @buzter8135
      @buzter8135 11 месяцев назад +89

      Fall of the old world, rise of the Columbian Empire.

    • @theducknamednewepicla9507
      @theducknamednewepicla9507 11 месяцев назад +5

      😅

    • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
      @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug 11 месяцев назад +32

      I've got a fan fic in my head where Napoleon wins the Napoleonic wars in a landslide, and then the continental system is reorganized is a co-Empire (like Austria-Hungary) between France and Germany in the 1840s. This super state then completely dominates mainland Europe, eventually conquering the British Isles, all of Africa, the Middle-East, Greater Russia, Greater India , and only stopping at around China and Japan because they would develop nukes by then. America would also be spurned on by the French to conquer the Americas in their pro-Napoleon anti-everyone who is against Napoleon (especially the British) zeitgeist. The Map looks like the map of Code Geass, but Europa United is more OP than Britannia and Britannia is liberal.

  • @jackkennedy7436
    @jackkennedy7436 11 месяцев назад +611

    I love how this whole video is just "The peace deal was gruesome."

  • @Ri43Q
    @Ri43Q 11 месяцев назад +485

    "Europe had become indistinguishable from the American mainland" aw hell nah

    • @zygoatindustries
      @zygoatindustries 11 месяцев назад +16

      nah they'll try again

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 месяцев назад +7

      It already is because the us is from Europe

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@minestar2247 in what way?

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 месяцев назад +45

      @@Makarosc the USA speaks a european language and have european culture, so they practically are the same

    • @zygoatindustries
      @zygoatindustries 11 месяцев назад +17

      This deeply offends me

  • @jackeinessontjader5291
    @jackeinessontjader5291 11 месяцев назад +862

    Idk why but this is a scarier timeline than most other dystopian timelines i’ve seen. Great video

    • @alefergo1527
      @alefergo1527 11 месяцев назад +81

      Maybe because of the millions who died in all the world wars and the devastation that happened in Western Europe

    • @mr.originality1005
      @mr.originality1005 11 месяцев назад +83

      This would take second place for me. The no no Germans winning WW2 is still unbelievably more terrifying

    • @edelweiss7928
      @edelweiss7928 11 месяцев назад +12

      We live in the most dystopian rn tho

    • @edelweiss7928
      @edelweiss7928 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@mr.originality1005 that’s the good ending

    • @deezznuts5396
      @deezznuts5396 11 месяцев назад +21

      Wrong. Finally Europe gets to be cool raaaah 🦅

  • @GustavEule
    @GustavEule 11 месяцев назад +336

    Great video but as a german this scenario was just sad to watch.

    • @lvckytaiko2.0
      @lvckytaiko2.0 11 месяцев назад +19

      I agree

    • @pyrobarbu6173
      @pyrobarbu6173 11 месяцев назад +22

      As a french to

    • @samoht2_0
      @samoht2_0 11 месяцев назад +21

      As an italian too

    • @Liquid278
      @Liquid278 11 месяцев назад +20

      As a Brit too

    • @ThePikminCaptain
      @ThePikminCaptain 11 месяцев назад +55

      As an American, this was a great scenario

  • @Emane899
    @Emane899 11 месяцев назад +163

    That's what Whatifalthist thinks is gonna happen to Europe

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos 11 месяцев назад +49

      Average whatifalthist video:

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer 11 месяцев назад +9

      lol true

    • @tuber420
      @tuber420 10 месяцев назад +5

      whatifalthist isn't THAT pro-America

    • @Emane899
      @Emane899 10 месяцев назад +29

      @@tuber420 he said multiple times that Europe will descend into chaos and America will come in and slowly integrate Europe into it's sphere

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos 10 месяцев назад

      @@Emane899 also don't mention teens not able to reproduce will cause the US to collapse in civil war

  • @OnionSoup-tg7dv
    @OnionSoup-tg7dv 11 месяцев назад +1102

    Yugoslavia sharing a border with the US is both extremely cursed and beautiful

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales 11 месяцев назад +4

      Is it because they both have the same color?

    • @mr.originality1005
      @mr.originality1005 11 месяцев назад +30

      @@The_whalesAlmost the same colors. If you look more closely USA has a more blasted blue and Yugoslavia has a more faded blue

    • @Person9928
      @Person9928 11 месяцев назад

      USA being ultra-nationalist and willing to crush 1848-style revolutions and annexing western europe is based

    • @francy3643
      @francy3643 11 месяцев назад +6

      And then, the americans came

    • @mj6463
      @mj6463 11 месяцев назад +22

      Germany, France, and Italy are Balkanized, but the actual balkans somehow stays unified lol

  • @hugobernard9874
    @hugobernard9874 11 месяцев назад +389

    Well they did, they just went for diplomatic and economic domination instead of a military one

    • @mrsillytacos
      @mrsillytacos 11 месяцев назад +45

      They learned from austria

    • @Leyrann
      @Leyrann 11 месяцев назад +34

      Here in the Netherlands some people like to meme that we're just a German Bündesland (state).

    • @derdude6214
      @derdude6214 11 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@LeyrannBundesland* no ü ;).
      Much love from Germany ❤️🇪🇺

    • @sirlogreth1709
      @sirlogreth1709 11 месяцев назад

      Ja mein Freund

    • @THEBEEEANSS
      @THEBEEEANSS 11 месяцев назад +3

      Considering the backlash they got after so long of depending on Russian resources, their current economy, and their horrific demographics, I think Germany has failed in all fronts.

  • @bobbertrobbert6282
    @bobbertrobbert6282 11 месяцев назад +129

    I just realized that America annexed Switzerland at the end. Now I'm sad, Switzerland never even joined any wars😥

    • @Admiralbendy
      @Admiralbendy 11 месяцев назад

      I guess America just hates Switzerland for no reason

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer 11 месяцев назад +12

      RIP the lad

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul 10 месяцев назад

      Probably just did it to prevent the border gore.

    • @explodoboyv2
      @explodoboyv2 4 месяца назад +7

      Not entirely...there's still two pixels of Switzerland left.

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s an autonomous territory they agreed to join so the borders wouldn’t look weird

  • @Thess-wm8ke
    @Thess-wm8ke 11 месяцев назад +1206

    Take a shot for every:
    "The Germans performed much better than anyone could have expected"
    "Then, in the Americans came"
    "Economic destruction, military reduction and political humiliation"
    "Germany, cried out loudly "

    • @Littlebitofthateverything
      @Littlebitofthateverything 11 месяцев назад +158

      "The dark clouds of conflict approached the once peaceful continent" too

    • @LisanAlChudDib
      @LisanAlChudDib 11 месяцев назад +44

      Halfway the video and I would have liver problems

    • @Idoplaygames184
      @Idoplaygames184 11 месяцев назад +47

      dont forget "And the peace deal was gruesome"

    • @zouteranja4041
      @zouteranja4041 11 месяцев назад +13

      I dno't regerret tihs

    • @YourLocalBrit-y3c
      @YourLocalBrit-y3c 11 месяцев назад +1

      *dies*

  • @Zephyrs009
    @Zephyrs009 11 месяцев назад +156

    >Spain and Portugal avoid getting vored by America
    >Common Iberian W

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 11 месяцев назад +40

      "If we don't move they can't see us"

    • @CCCPRusRus
      @CCCPRusRus 6 месяцев назад +13

      Spin and Portugal randomly joining the war

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 11 месяцев назад +501

    France: Germany tried to invade me!
    America: Then Germany's power should be limited.
    Europe: Germany is seeking revenge!
    America: Then Germany should be split in two!
    Russia: Europe has united with Germany!
    America: Then Europe should be balkanized!
    Europe: *tries to start a revolution, but pitifully fails*
    America: Then I shall take over Europe.

    • @barrett.50caliber
      @barrett.50caliber 11 месяцев назад +41

      Another extremely cursed scenario: everyone in Europe has had enough of the US.

    • @kairosdoe386
      @kairosdoe386 9 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@barrett.50caliber
      America: *Then I shall turn all of Europe into American States and there shall be no difference between America and European America.*

    • @einmensch-nt9si
      @einmensch-nt9si 9 месяцев назад

      America is the secret evil here

    • @CCCPRusRus
      @CCCPRusRus 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@kairosdoe386Another cursed scenario: The US accidentally clicks "release all" and the entire world is balkanized

    • @charactooling6470
      @charactooling6470 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@kairosdoe386The 28th Amendment will rename the United States of America into the United States of Earth
      From New York to Berlin, from Los Angeles to Vladivostok, from sea to shining sea, the Star Spangled Banner shall wave proudly, the American Century has ended, but the Terran Century has only just begun

  • @theunspokenwarsoffiction2235
    @theunspokenwarsoffiction2235 11 месяцев назад +116

    This really takes, "History Repeats itself" to an extreme

  • @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV
    @BasicallyBaconSandvichIV 11 месяцев назад +733

    This is truly (one of) the most horrifying alternative history I've ever seen. America in Europe? I shudder even thinking about it. I'm glad we live in this timeline and not the one from the video.

    • @T_Dun
      @T_Dun 11 месяцев назад +45

      There are American soldiers stationed across western Europe; we are under occupation.

    • @loganthompson5667
      @loganthompson5667 11 месяцев назад +138

      ​@@T_DunNot the same

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 11 месяцев назад +78

      @maxjames2923
      Sure buddy, spending on public services and letting the Americans do the international security is a bad thing.

    • @Lau2856.
      @Lau2856. 11 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@snomcultist189yes it is. I don't want you here, you are as bad as Russia. Just look at what you did to Iraq

    • @minestar2247
      @minestar2247 11 месяцев назад

      America is already in Europe in a way, and Europe is the source of america

  • @joshuayang0331
    @joshuayang0331 11 месяцев назад +65

    germany: then lets ally with america
    the world cried out loudly

    • @HeadsetHatGuy
      @HeadsetHatGuy 11 месяцев назад +24

      The peace deal was gruesome. Territories torn away, economic destruction, and political humiliation

    • @einmensch-nt9si
      @einmensch-nt9si 9 месяцев назад

      Germany rebuilds because it is just Germany and this time there is no US to stop it

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад

      The USA is now land given to the Mexicans, fr*nch, bri'ish and Indian tribes

  • @Cymatilus
    @Cymatilus 11 месяцев назад +289

    Lol Germany would just hate America for all eternity in this timeline

    • @hawk992
      @hawk992 11 месяцев назад +44

      And German language die out

    • @alsob1062
      @alsob1062 11 месяцев назад +36

      "In this timeline" ... German here. We already do, especially after NordStream. Ami go home.

    • @Writer_Productions_Map
      @Writer_Productions_Map 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@alsob1062wdym?

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@alsob1062I thought the Ukes did it?

    • @alsob1062
      @alsob1062 11 месяцев назад

      @@Writer_Productions_Map Everybody knows that the US blow up NordStream, our traiterous government in Berlin was possibly involved as well.

  • @vermontmann5216
    @vermontmann5216 11 месяцев назад +55

    America: "How many times do we need to teach you this lesson old man?!"
    Germany: "I love the young people."

  • @guywholovemaps1591
    @guywholovemaps1591 11 месяцев назад +93

    germany just never knows when to give up yet somehow they still become one of the strongest countries in all of europe still how?

    • @generaln.gabriel1240
      @generaln.gabriel1240 11 месяцев назад

      The schizo hyperborean spirit inhabits all Germans

    • @Iron_Challenger
      @Iron_Challenger 11 месяцев назад +20

      theyre just getting massive zenkais. Thats how- they have a buff when they recover from defeat (stacks)

    • @Leyrann
      @Leyrann 11 месяцев назад +25

      High population, culture that induces a good work ethic, high degree of industrialization, strategic (central) location, larger than the neighbors it shares the most-developed continent in the world with.

    • @tententononce2570
      @tententononce2570 11 месяцев назад +2

      Economic imperialism

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад

      Common mein reich Europa W

  • @BigBoyJohn-ez7kk
    @BigBoyJohn-ez7kk 11 месяцев назад +108

    One must imagine Germany happy.

    • @stachu1920
      @stachu1920 11 месяцев назад +7

      Kaiser the Sisyphus...

  • @RHR199X
    @RHR199X 11 месяцев назад +412

    Americanised Europe has always been an underrated dystopian idea and it needs be explored more.

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball 11 месяцев назад +93

      Americanised anything is dystopian

    • @isaiaholson440
      @isaiaholson440 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@Kromiball As an american...
      Thats funny

    • @Europethewar
      @Europethewar 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@Kromiballas an American, Ima need you to explain that

    • @edelweiss7928
      @edelweiss7928 11 месяцев назад +16

      It’s the reality we live in

    • @Europethewar
      @Europethewar 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@edelweiss7928 yes
      But no

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 11 месяцев назад +149

    Suggestion man: What if Franz Jospeh was killed by the assasin and his brother maximilian became Emperor?

  • @Yeelluw
    @Yeelluw 11 месяцев назад +103

    I love that America just gets tired of Europe and just takes it

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 8 месяцев назад +11

      "fine, i'll do it myself"

  • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
    @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug 11 месяцев назад +175

    I wonder what would happen if the European theatre was fought as if it was WW1 2.0. No Blitzkrieg. The Invasion of France works under the German logic that initially estimated the French campaign would take a year.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 11 месяцев назад +10

      impossible France was too powerful and was already playing the long game in at the end of 1914

    • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
      @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@ommsterlitz1805 I never said the Germans would win in a year. I said they would be waging war under the same logic that the Germans thought were using that made them estimate that the war would last 1 year. Think of what I said in the same way as me saying the generals of WW1 in 1914 tried to fight WW1 under the same logic as the Napoleonic wars with some adjustments. Sorry for not being clear.
      I do agree with you partially. I wonder how the boom in German population and the increased levels of mechanisation in the context of WW1 era fighting would cause such a war to play out. The loss of a quick victory will doom the Nazis, and I wonder if there might be another, to put it in their terms, mutilated peace for the Germans to cut their losses, or perhaps they try turning the Western front into a meat grinder and hope the allies agree to let Germany have their eastern European holdings. Depending on how the war goes, the allies might agree to the latter out of fear of the soviets being proportionally stronger than the depleted allies. To put it another way, the allies fell into the trap the Soviets set with the implications of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact. While Blitzkrieg as a method of waging war would be developed a year into this war, it wouldn't be able to be implemented with anywhere near the same effectiveness in Western Europe.

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug That would apply to France though, Germans already had given up the Napoleonic tactics as soon as 1866 war with Austrian Prussian war, only France though more of fighting gloriously than reinventing tactics, only the catastrophic casualties in insane bayonet charge against machines guns and shrapnel artillery of the 1870 war were Germans were ducking and shooting in prone position from a km away this was forbidden in France army despite having better guns and technology they used the same tactics and ww1 forcibly made France change it's tactics as they were doing the same.

    • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
      @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@ommsterlitz1805 My expression of Napoleonic warfare was a little exaggerated. I'm probably remembering a stupid exaggeration I heard in high school. The Franco-Prussian war is definitely more in line with how the French initially perceived WW1 to be at the start of the war. To go back to the initial comment, how do you think such a WW1 2.0 would play out?

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 11 месяцев назад

      @@lljkgktudjlrsmygilug Massive use of gas and chemicals attacks via bombers and artillery targeting both the well defended trenchs and the industrial cities, it would be much worse for everyone involved in the end with millions more deaths. Germany would have won not by reaching Paris but thanks to it's industrial capabilities to produce enough gas to make entire cities get emptied out in just a week, depending on the casualties of the Luftwaffe with this tactic being more deadly than any bombs, Uk might have been forced to also sign an armistice just like France did after a massive launch of Bombers and V1 and V2 filled to the brim of poisonous gas canisters. A very grim scenario in the end.

  • @KaiHung-wv3ul
    @KaiHung-wv3ul 11 месяцев назад +57

    "The peace treaty was humiliating."
    "The Germans performed much better than anyone could have possibly expected."
    "But when German victory seemed assured, in the Americans came."
    Edit: And who could forget, "After 20 years of peace, war came once more to the European mainland." and "Germany cried out loudly." "Economic destruction, military reduction, and political humiliation."

  • @captain_hammer
    @captain_hammer 11 месяцев назад +32

    Continuation of the scenario: about 20 years after Western Europe is integrated into the US, discontent festered, leading to all of Western Europe seceding at once.
    This is then followed by the Southern US, Texas, and California all seceding separately, because a 2nd American Civil War with at least 3 factions must be included in every alternate history scenario.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul 10 месяцев назад +15

      I think since this is Europe-focused, it should be western Europe rebelling with the help of Poland and Russia, as they fear America conquering the rest of the continent, it fits with the "Germany sought out new allies, coincidentally both former enemies" vibes and kinda makes more sense.

    • @notmuchgd9842
      @notmuchgd9842 5 месяцев назад +1

      would the "in, the americans came" even work anymore now that this is the 6th time

  • @KBawesomeYT
    @KBawesomeYT 11 месяцев назад +70

    Germany: I declare war.
    The USA: How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 11 месяцев назад +2

      Britain and France: stand down this time if you wanna fight Germany youl have to fight us too along with Italy we are the 4 European Great Powers it’s 4 of us and 1 of you stand down

    • @FederalistDegtyarev
      @FederalistDegtyarev 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MCLegend13 TFW when they too get balkanized lol

    • @notmuchgd9842
      @notmuchgd9842 5 месяцев назад

      funny enough, the usa is older than germany by about a century

  • @ericc9321
    @ericc9321 11 месяцев назад +41

    Spain in this universe: Back to Back World War Champs, awarded Most Nationalist Nation in Europe four decades in a row.

    • @ijriccan
      @ijriccan 5 месяцев назад +2

      They fr just be eating popcorn in the background while Catalonia is biting their ankles...

  • @KaiHung-wv3ul
    @KaiHung-wv3ul 11 месяцев назад +67

    Damn, I'm usually pretty sympathetic to the US, but this is....this is.....just....horrifying.

    • @Legend21for
      @Legend21for 11 месяцев назад +21

      Well, Europe has themselves to blame.

    • @KaiHung-wv3ul
      @KaiHung-wv3ul 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@Legend21for Yeah, I guess.

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 11 месяцев назад +4

      @@Legend21forWW5, anyone?

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 9 месяцев назад +7

      And the US trying to fully incorporate Europe? We haven’t done that with Puerto Rico, you know, that one island we own in the Caribbean? Trust me when I say it would make TNO’s Russian warlord states look like a calm debate with how much guerrilla force there would be.

    • @lordkilljoy9652
      @lordkilljoy9652 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogai know this is an old comment, but what makes this scenario realistic to me is the US only takes territory after, like, world war 4. There wouldnt be a factory in western europe able to make more than a large truck. The population of Europe would be halved, if not quartered, after nearly a century of brutal war. Annexation and integration would be breif. Because there would not be enough numbers, nor sadly will, to resist at that point.

  • @breaderikthegreat3224
    @breaderikthegreat3224 11 месяцев назад +37

    The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

  • @DarkabyssTheFounder
    @DarkabyssTheFounder 11 месяцев назад +18

    Conflict>Harsh Peace Treaty>Anger>New Ideology>Conflict
    (Conflict broke down)
    Germany performs much better than expected>Germany about to win> *IN THE AMERICANS CAME*

  • @Writer_Productions_Map
    @Writer_Productions_Map 10 месяцев назад +13

    Timeline:
    1914 - Start of the First World War
    1918 - End of the First World War
    1939 - Start of the Second World War
    1945 - End of the Second World War
    1966 - Start of the Third World War
    1970 - End of the Third World War
    1991 - Start of the Fourth World War
    1997 - End of the Fourth World War

  • @josephfioretti6851
    @josephfioretti6851 11 месяцев назад +19

    What if Germany lost ww1?

    • @T.Hebert
      @T.Hebert 11 месяцев назад +14

      Impossible. The allies could have never stopped the Germans at the Catastrophe at Marne.

    • @BRUH-lx3jv
      @BRUH-lx3jv 11 месяцев назад +8

      That's the most unrealistic scenario I've ever heard of!

    • @Blight-eo4yk
      @Blight-eo4yk 8 месяцев назад

      Idk

  • @somerandomchannelyoushould9529
    @somerandomchannelyoushould9529 7 месяцев назад +9

    This ending is like your average American hoi4 player
    “Sir we won the war! What should we do with the countries?-“
    “States.”
    “What?”
    “American states.”

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 11 месяцев назад +54

    Amazing video as always! Idea: What if the sixtus affair was successful and blessed karl saved the empire?

  • @baronvoneisen6678
    @baronvoneisen6678 11 месяцев назад +18

    This is less what if Germany kept trying and more of America won just because.

  • @ethanfranzen8684
    @ethanfranzen8684 11 месяцев назад +37

    I would love you to structure this as a proper 'What if' scenario. This is great.

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 11 месяцев назад +7

      this is a proper what if to me

  • @annishoxhaj4700
    @annishoxhaj4700 11 месяцев назад +20

    This is on the same level as “they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.”

  • @advikdutta
    @advikdutta 11 месяцев назад +21

    this is actually a sad story to me

  • @ace.br73
    @ace.br73 11 месяцев назад +26

    Wow, the ending may just be the most dystopian I have seen so far, great video as always!

    • @Aetherblade-z4o
      @Aetherblade-z4o 11 месяцев назад

      Well there are worse plus I'm sure America wouldn't oppress the Europeans still having your land and territory stripped away power gone is probably one of the worst fates Europe could get

  • @lief3414
    @lief3414 11 месяцев назад +20

    Ah, yes, the "someone forgot to turn off the loop machine" scenario.

  • @arandombalkan8385
    @arandombalkan8385 10 месяцев назад +13

    One must imagine Germany winning a world war

  • @TheShaap
    @TheShaap 11 месяцев назад +13

    What if Germany kept on winning? Basically the opposite of this video.

    • @FedericoGrimaudo
      @FedericoGrimaudo 11 месяцев назад

      Well Germany would be an economic and military superpower, With Western Europe as puppets and the East and Africa as its playground

    • @paindude5385
      @paindude5385 11 месяцев назад

      The german empire would take over the world and make global Kaiserreich

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 9 месяцев назад

      That sounds good

  • @SoundScape532
    @SoundScape532 8 месяцев назад +10

    "American werhaboos cried out loudly. So, discontent festered."

  • @actium_ev6083
    @actium_ev6083 11 месяцев назад +25

    I love how far your videos have come since the whatifalthist video. Keep it up!👍

  • @juliogomez1025
    @juliogomez1025 4 месяца назад +5

    9:43 why did Sweden just gain Norway?

  • @Melonspawn45
    @Melonspawn45 11 месяцев назад +36

    Day two of: what if history went PREFECT for poland?

    • @FedericoGrimaudo
      @FedericoGrimaudo 11 месяцев назад +3

      However much sympathy I have for Poland, it is impossible between Russia and Germany

    • @stargazer-elite
      @stargazer-elite 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@FedericoGrimaudothe simple answer is the PLC survives via reform in their system to not be influenced by outsiders so much

    • @MAXIMIR-wf7ez
      @MAXIMIR-wf7ez 11 месяцев назад

      @@FedericoGrimaudo Dude, the position of Prussia/Germany for most of its history was much worse than Poland, Poland disappeared from the world map for 123 years due to the lack of centralized power.

  • @YoheYamatai
    @YoheYamatai 11 месяцев назад +16

    Fun fact: Germany declared war on the US and even facilitated their invasion at the war only not to see it's people under the Soviet Union's hands, japan surrendered to the us for the same reason when the USSR invaded Manchuria

  • @BasicallyViking
    @BasicallyViking 11 месяцев назад +6

    America really pulled out the. Colonizers gets colonized

  • @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug
    @lljkgktudjlrsmygilug 11 месяцев назад +21

    Mobile version of HOI4 without a time limit. This map, especially near the end, looks like the Napoleonic wars, and then what Napoleon would consider a worst case scenario for the continent.

  • @jamesystew2014
    @jamesystew2014 7 месяцев назад +9

    And as Germany was about to take the last strip of land to unify eroupe. IN, THE AMERICANS CAME. Also I love how Switzerland did nothing wrong but still got absorbed into America.

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад

      America didn't like the German gold because anything German is an enemy of the US

  • @zyxey
    @zyxey 7 месяцев назад +8

    This might just be the most painful neoliberal dystopian scenario ever lol 😅

  • @ethanfranzen8684
    @ethanfranzen8684 11 месяцев назад +25

    WW1 WW2 WW3 WW4 occupation of Europe
    "The dark clouds of conflict": 0:19 2:16.5 5:55 8:41 10:11
    "The Germans performed much better than anyone could have imagined.": 0:52.5 4:23 6:23 8:49.5
    "In came the Americans": 1:20.5 4:41.34 (6:49) 8:59 (10:28.5)
    "The peace deal was gruesome.": 1:34 5:01 7:23.33 9:38.5 10:46
    "Germany cried out loudly.": 1:50 5:15 7:41 9:58 10:02.5

  • @myri_the_weirdo
    @myri_the_weirdo 11 месяцев назад +20

    This german faction is way too op

  • @lots_of_people
    @lots_of_people 4 месяца назад +4

    being ruled by usa is probably the worst fate for west europe.

  • @sagokafkefkasvaggg
    @sagokafkefkasvaggg 11 месяцев назад +8

    "The peace deal was gruesome"
    -Possible History, 2023

  • @browneyeofsauron1244
    @browneyeofsauron1244 11 месяцев назад +7

    This was depressing, and I say this as a Yank.

  • @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan
    @SamuelHasTakenTheLifeOfAMan 7 месяцев назад +5

    This is the most batshit insane scenario I've ever seen and I fucking love it

  • @unnamed-i2l
    @unnamed-i2l 11 месяцев назад +5

    This is my new favorite piece of american propaganda, and this time it was not made by the chinese.

    • @Jumbotroner
      @Jumbotroner 11 месяцев назад

      “In the Americans came” to like your comment

  • @louisnall3102
    @louisnall3102 11 месяцев назад +14

    America: “how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?”

  • @michaelthomas5433
    @michaelthomas5433 11 месяцев назад +12

    Try, try again. It worked for Scotland which is where the saying supposedly originated from. Robert the Bruce watched a spider repeatedly try to build it's web in the mouth of a cave while it stormed and the little thing was pelted over and over by rain drops. Also this is Fallout-ish history.

  • @KacperPiesWoof
    @KacperPiesWoof 8 месяцев назад +6

    *GERMANY CRIED OUT LOUDLY*

  • @Phoenix-wh2bn
    @Phoenix-wh2bn 11 месяцев назад +8

    This video : Here comes the USA

    • @aquagaming3480
      @aquagaming3480 Месяц назад

      Ya Americans propaganda like it's same as Poland declaring war at Soviet and n Germany like USA is out number out match out produce and ran out of man power.

  • @1perspective286
    @1perspective286 10 месяцев назад +11

    Even I as an American find this scenario to be horrifying.

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, both for the Europeans living in the US and Americans dealing with whatever sh!t collateral damage they would get from us “pacifying” all of the rebellions from the different cultures.

  • @antoneeee9284
    @antoneeee9284 9 месяцев назад +6

    is america really that strong????

  • @anyaon_
    @anyaon_ 3 месяца назад +4

    My national spirit just rose to the skies when he called my spunky little kingdom more competent than the ottoman and austrian empire

  • @loremastervoidless1026
    @loremastervoidless1026 11 месяцев назад +6

    America: See Germany rising again
    America *Sign* Johnny get your gun...

  • @user-cvbnm
    @user-cvbnm 11 месяцев назад +12

    As an American, this is very dystopian

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer 11 месяцев назад +4

      you misspelled utopian

    • @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga
      @TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@BoliceOcciferyou misspelled dystopian

    • @MCLegend13
      @MCLegend13 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@BoliceOcciferNO ITS DYSTOPIAN YOUR THE ONE WHO MISSPELLED IT

  • @USSFFRU
    @USSFFRU 11 месяцев назад +27

    Germany is like me to my crush, persistent yet always failing.

    • @arrielradja5522
      @arrielradja5522 11 месяцев назад +3

      I highly doubt you have a crush
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      Because you have a wife king😎🗿👑

    • @USSFFRU
      @USSFFRU 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@arrielradja5522 I wish LMAO

  • @prognosis-mb7uy
    @prognosis-mb7uy 3 месяца назад +2

    To anyone saying this is unrealistic, Google the Roman Macedonian Wars. Ended with Rome begrudgingly annexing the troublesome Macedonians.

  • @F3uertrunk3n
    @F3uertrunk3n 11 месяцев назад +6

    Based ending

  • @yohisadventures5698
    @yohisadventures5698 11 месяцев назад +13

    i love how he just keeps repeating lines

  • @earthball2024
    @earthball2024 11 месяцев назад +7

    Why Did they Destroy Switzerland!? What did they do!

    • @totolias2010
      @totolias2010 6 месяцев назад +1

      They spoke german

    • @earthball2024
      @earthball2024 6 месяцев назад

      @@totolias2010 yeah but theh had no part in the war and Likely Secretly Supported America Later On.

    • @Legend21for
      @Legend21for Месяц назад

      They exist

  • @MaxViolet
    @MaxViolet 11 месяцев назад +8

    This war would be gruesome and tense, but the Germans performed much better than expected
    As German victory seemed assured, the Americans prepared their counter offensive
    After their allies collapse, the Germans had to surrender, and the war was over
    The peace deal was gruesome. Territories torn away, economic destruction, military reduction, and political humiliation
    Germany cried out loudly
    And so, after twenty years of peace, the dark clouds of conflict once again returned to the continent
    Germany sought out new allies, coincidentally, both former enemies
    This war would be gruesome and tense, but the Germans performed much better than expected
    As German victory seemed assured, the Americans prepared their counter offensive
    After their allies collapse, the Germans had to surrender, and the war was over