seagal is one of those kids in school who would say shit like "my dad has 4 lambos and a mansion but you can't come over cuz theyre adding a 5th floor"
I met someone who was Irish, English, Taino, Japanese, French, Russian, Serbian, Polish, Croatian and a few other things so Seagal ain't got nothing on them.
The comments by Jean-Claude Van Damn showed the grace of an actual martial artist who complemented somebody who had nothing but negative things to say about him. That is true humility by somebody who actually has true talent.
Watching space ice's decay over time from lightly roasting Sensei Seagal to the point now where he LOATHES him is hilarious. His Seagal vs. JCVD videos are epic. 😂. Check him out
How legendary is Jean Claude Van Damme. Could have gone around telling everyone how much of a coward Seagal was but instead chose to pick out what little good qualities he had.
I think that even if Steven agreed to fight Jean and of course lose to him that he would just spin this narrative that Jean snuck up on him and suckered punched him when he wasn't paying attention. Not that anyone would believe it but at that point its probably best to avoid having anything to do with the guy.
Well Aikido is not an applicable martial arts for violence purpose, it is a defensive arts which focused on counter attack. But Seagal makes it like the most powerful arts and can be used for everything, what a load of trash.
@@hartantoanggoro it's somewhat possible to combine Aikido with other martial arts, but I guarantee no one in the right mind would do that after witnessing all of Seagal's Aikido demonstrations in Russia.
Would be interesting to have a procedurally generated movie like what is the stunt men are allowed to fight back and the hero does lose the fight and see how that affects the outcome.
Yeah his films are boring due to his character always winning. A movie becomes interesting when the hero doesn’t always wins yet finds ways to win, just think of Superman and John Wick. Even DC and Marvel heroes don’t always wins. Hercules did not always won either. Then we have Steve Seagal….
@@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187 I mean, a character always winning doesn't equal a bad character *IF*¨the character is actually likeable, and garners sympathy from the audience with good motivations for his mission, and the story compliments it. Then we have Steven Seagal...
Fun fact about his SNL stint: Apparently, in the writer's room he proposed an idea for a sketch where a SA survivor who get's re-assaulted by her therapist. Not in an edgy, ironic manner. He apparently thought the idea was actually funny, and got upset when no one else in the room agreed. A true class act.
He also ruined the one sketch he was in that had any comedic potential. The sketch he did with Chris Farley where he plays a dad threatening his daughter’s new boyfriend originally called for Steven to act all goofy and chipper when his wife was in the room, then switch to Seagal mode every time she exited. Steven was so insecure about being seen as a joke that he refused to do it and just acted like himself the entire time
@@michaelskoomamacher5652 I think it also oddly shows how much class Jason Mamoa has as an actor, cause he did a similar sketch on SNL where he had to play a goofy dad and he embraced it
He was going to hypnotize her before having sex with her so that she wouldn't remember and then come back weekly. They said no way and he got all sulky.
@@byronic-heroine the man just has zero respect for women, there are horror stories about the casting couches he would put female actors through. He brought one woman to tears because he demanded she get naked for a non-existent sex scene. Honestly his treatment of women is why I 100% believe his whole “I love nature and the environment” this is all an act, cause I cannot see somebody that abhorrent with that little regard for human life actually genuinely caring about anything but himself
@@JOSEARRIETA6360he also apparently broke down crying when the mob came to demand he not back out of a deal with them. Steven carry’s a gun with him everywhere, the man was so much of a wimp that he didn’t use his gun on a pair of unarmed mobsters who were threatening him
@@Tzyruseven though it was Ronda Rousey dissing Steven Seagal’s martial arts instead of praising him? Watch the video before you type stupid comments next time.
@venomgaming7014 My comment wasn't abt the video. You're out here feeling smart bc u said watch the video before commenting on the video, and I'm telling u nvm the damn video.
Surprised you didn’t bring up John Leguizamo’s story about him. Apparently on the first day of rehearsals for Executive Decision, Seagal introduced himself by going “I am in charge here, my word is law” and when Leguizamo rightfully laughed at him for that, Seagal elbowed him in the neck and rammed him into a wall
@@plsguidemethroughtheabyssmona from what I heard, they punished him by diminishing his role. He dies in the first fifteen minuets in the film itself, the rumour is he was meant to be part of the ensemble but after that incident, they rewrite the script to kill him off and trolled him by having him contracted to work the full shoot, so he had to remain on set in his trailer for the whole duration of filming, constantly getting his ego bruised cause the director kept stringing him along and saying “oh yeah, yeah we’re getting to your next scene real soon dude, don’t worry”. Best part was apparently Steven and his agent went to a screening of the film and when he died, the entire audience cheered. Steven apparently broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his agent who was making excuses like “no, no dude they cheered cause the death was so good, they love you” His ego is so easy to bruise.Bob Odenkirk had a whole story about it around his time on SNL where Hans and Frans were originally meant to mock Steven and say Arnold could beat him in a fight. Steven apparently broke down crying during rehearsals and was found later whispering “I wish Arnold was here so I could kick his f@cking @ss”
7:38 at that time Van Damme was addicted to coke and spent $70,000 a week on coke. Can you imagine fighting an insanely coked out, pain resistant Van Damme who had cardio for 3 weeks?
How the hell can anyone do $10.000 worth of coke daily? That does not sound realistic whatsoever. Even at $100 for a gram that would be 100 grams of cocaine every day
@@K9V1yeah that's complete bullshit lmao. People that buy for $100 a gram are only buying a gram or two at a time. Or a teen/ball. You can find an ounce for 12-1400 which is about 50-60 per gram. So if he's spending that much a week he'd be getting it cheap as shit. My point is in theory he'd be doing even more than you'd think with that discount. Even then, I can do a ball in a day and my nose is completely fucked for at least 2 days after the fact. And that's only roughly 200 bucks... 70k ain't the truth unless he was sharing with 200 partiers all week long
@@LoweLifeJames Yeah man, I have no idea what the prices are like in the US (and certainly not 30 years ago) so the $100 I mentioned was just an approximation based on the average price of a gram where I'm from. I'm sure with his money and connections he could probably have gotten $70.000 worth of coke for much less money.
Steven Segal used to be the kid who would tell you that he had a brand new Mustang but you could never see it because it was always at his uncle's house 10 states away
Worst part of that relationship was its birth. Steven was married at the time, saw Kelly in a magazine and decided he had to have her, divorced his wife, travelled to Japan (where his other ex-wife and two kids he abandoned, live) and stalked Kelly until she was worn down enough to agree to a date
i once went into what happened between steven and van damme and it just made me appreciate van damme even more because he is a true martial artist, humble, nice and caring. he chose not to lower himself by bad mouthing seagal instead saying only nice things which is the best statement of character in my opinion
Van Damme once had a short scuffle with Chuck Zito at the Scores Nightclub in Manhattan. According to many witnesses Zito threw 2 quick shots at his face/head and he hit the ground hard. Van Damme admitted to the scuffle but claimed he was way too drunk to fight and to clearly remember the entire incident.
John Leguizamo on a late night show tells the story that Steven didn't want to die in Executive decision and so tried to convince the director he could hold the two planes together and keep from being blown away 😂😂
Audiences cheered when Steven Seagal's character sacrificed himself in that film not because they hated Steven (he was still hot shit at the time despite his SNL hosting), but because he was finally breaking out of his typecasting as a Mary Sue action guy. In true Steven SeBoomBoom fashion, he took it the wrong way.
@@jmal I really liked his character in that film cuz even his brief moment in it, he was very believable to me as a special forces operator. I had wished he was in it longer. Leguizamo was believable to me too.
I was a kid and a fan of 90's action stars, and Seagal was the main draw card for me seeing the film. I was so disappointed when he died so early in the movie. Different times 😅
When Halo first came out back in 2001 on Xbox, my brothers and I would yell out “Steven Seagal!” when we played multiplayer and melee someone from behind. We used to watch a lot of his movies and make fun of how horrible his fighting choreography would be so yelling that out with one hit knockouts from behind was comedic gold.
Firearms instructor here. The photo at 9:34 has Seagal wearing the vest too low. Normally this is a rookie mistake and easily positioned higher to cover the vital organs, however there is no armor in the carrier at all- He's just wearing it like that to cover up his belly fat.
He doesn’t even know how to properly put the butt of the rifle into his shoulder.. There’s a scene in one of his movies where this is obvious Even I know how to do that and I’ve never shot a gun
@@mats7492 tbh you don't need to have ever shot a gun before to be able to understand. Like, I've taken Canadian airsofters shooting while they were visiting the US and they were immediately receptive. Anyone who actually knows how to shoot will tell you how dryfire is the most important aspect, it by and far outweighs putting thousands of rounds through your gun.
The disgusting beast cant even be bothered to stay in shape and still wants to play action hero 30 years after that ONE time he had a semi (but not fully) decent role.
If you want to talk about uniforms, his isn't even the same color as the "other officers". They don't wear their vests on the outside, and notice how their belts have tools all the way around, while his just has his firearm. None of that would ever fly if he was a "legit" officer
@@georgejetsonmatson6193 Actually not unheard of at all. A lot of admin do that in multiple departments that I know of, which would be in contrast with patrol. I also know of some detective in medium sized departments who have more lax uniform procedures since they're not the front line. However, him trying to present himself as some badass cop while dressing like that would be a blunder on his part.
I spoke with a coworker, we both worked at a grocery store in a town Steven Seagal used to live and he told me Steven would come in after the store closed to shop around and he was extremely rude. My coworker hated him and I defended him saying stuff like “Well he’s a popular actor he doesn’t want to be bothered while he’s shopping.” But after hearing all of the things he’s done and it just keeps piling up further and further, I can’t really defend the guy anymore and there’s no doubt in my mind that he did what my coworker said.
My uncle was a martial arts extra/ stunt man for various films. He worked on set with segal once. He would often spar / pracrice with the other extras, pass the time until the scene with practice/ training etc I guess segal walked in during one of these practice bouts and for some reason got very violently upset, he started knocking tables over on set, wrecking props etc. Apperently he was very insecure about his lack of legimate martial skills and would get violently angry with the extras, even more so if he saw them practicing.
Hardly surprising considering he's still trying to claim he's a super martial arts badass while 70, 350lbs, and considers standing for 45 seconds to be a week's exercise
@@Cindy-xg6ynYeah and? Notice how I brought up the 350lbs? You *can* be amazingly fit when old as hell BUT it takes increasing amounts of work due to your advancing age. Seagal has put in NO work to actually stay in shape, which is why he's shaped like he's auditioning to play Robotnik
RIP Judo Gene. The man who choked Steven out and made him shit his pants. I trained at his gym for a year under Judo Gene and Gokot. Two of greatest Judoka’s who made Judo work in MMA
I practiced aikido (not for very long, but I learned about the philosophy behind it - it is meant to be ONLY DEFENSIVE), it's not even necessary to explain much to prove this guy is a joke, just this quote from the CREATOR of aikido: “To injure an opponent is to injure yourself. To control aggression without inflicting injury is the Art of Peace.” - Morihei Ueshiba I still wonder who was the shady "sensei" that gave this clown a black belt.
Meanwhile of you ask Steven about how he got his belt, he ends up saying he met some random aikido master whilst working as a dish washer and apparently he moved in such a way that made the sensei decide he was perfect to teach Aikido
Funny, that. I've heard rumors that people who have worked with him, often compare how he acts with the MadTV impression. I've also heard that hollywood wanted MadTV pulled off of the air when it was hot because they made fun of the demons that were hiding in actors' closets that they didn't want the general public to know about.
As a pro wrestling fan I know that it's possible to make things look extremely painful while keeping the professionals involved safe. Routinely injuring stuntmen and other actors is inexcusable.
"first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device" is so hilarious i might have to start using that one. "tell me something nobody knows about you".....'well i'm the first man to travel to space via rocket bicycle and was honored as the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device'
Michael Jae white gave seagal a slap as he tried hurting him during filming exit wounds. MJW is a legit black belt in karate. Seagal is an absolute spanner
I heard there was no incident but Segal was afraid to do the scene with him because they framed White to pay him back. White didn't; but JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING
The only thing worse than Seagal’s delusion is his music career. He released a dancehall song called strut and it’s one of the worst things ever recorded
@@cattledog901 the only thing useful you learn in Aikido is how to fall without hurting yourself. It's decent to learn for stunt performers as an addition to combat martial arts.
This is good to know. I'm not familiar with a lot of martial arts forms and have only heard of Aikido. Kinda explains why I've never seen Aikido fighters in martial arts movies, though.
@@shadowpitched4401 many, if not most, stunt performers know Aikido because fights in movies are choreographed and aren't intended to actually hurt people, which is exactly what Aikido is, a choreographed "fight" where your intention is to not hurt your opponent.
My dad worked on his first movie Above The Law. My dad was a film set emergency medic here in Chicago where the movie was filmed. It was Seagal’s first movie and the guy was already a diva. He was really into Native American spiritualism, and had a guy on staff that would purify the set every morning with smoke and song. Then he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs, the size of a beachball, that he insisted on having nearby whenever he worked to set the mood. Everyone called it his tumbleweed. The smell was really strong, and being around it all day was starting to make people sick, but he wouldn’t work without it.
I was living near Inverness once and I saw a bloody huge seagull eating a pigeon. Those bastards go after your chips and you have to punch them out before they take one of your legs with them. Much more dangerous than "Steven. Ooh Steven look how hard you are with your little pony tail and penchant for under age girls etc".
Imagine going to start your acting career in your first big film… you walk in, excited and hopeful, and then the first guy you meet kicks you right in the crotch. Not much is more discouraging than that.
Plus you find out a load of the extras are members of a major crime family, cause the star has deals with them that require it. That’d wreck your idea of Hollywood real quick
Essentially actual Aikido is like if someone swung at you and you ducked and they punched the wall behind you and broke their hand. Either you're not there when they try to make contact or you use their own energy to redirect them basically.
Bro's lies sound like an average 12 year old's daydreams😂 "I was sent on a super secret fbi ninja mission to disarm a nuke" "I singlehandedly took down 400 armed assailants that came for me"
So does that mean as Aussies we should lose our accent so as not to upset the rest of the world? Fair Dinkum mate you think you're as flash as a rat with a gold tooth don't you? Don't come the raw prawn with me or I'll go off on you like a bucket of prawns in the sun. I bet at the first sign of a blue you'd shoot through like a Bondi tram.
My dad was in On Deadly Ground with him. A buddy of mine was in a movie with him back in 2005, and when I told Seagal who my dad was, he was all buddy buddy with me, saying we're like family, because of the native American "connection". He gave me his phone numbers to give to my dad, and my dad just laughed and said, "Yeah, he's a fucking nut."
Steven Seagal is that street boy your mother told you not to play with. He'll sell your bike to buy drugs or steal gifts from under your Christmas tree.
Is it me, or is anyone else going crazy how he puts the “ah” or “a” sound after almost every sentence, even when there is no “ah” or “a” sound after each word? “He went to a party, and was mean”ah”.
random fact: he married a mongolian woman and had kids. one day my little brother walks into the house with a friend who looked mixed. turned out to be steven seagals son and i found out we lived in the same compound residence
Problem is he ran out of mob money to launder or they don't trust him with their money any more. I am SERIOUS. I think he cranked out a ton of garbage "movies" to shift money around for some mob organizations and that's partly why he fled to Russia. Plus he doesn't want to face criminal charges for all those women he assaulted.
When I was in 4th grade my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said "Chuck Norris". But being honored as the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device? WTH man!!!?
Fun fact: Stephen Quadros was the Colour Commentator alongside Bas Rutten for Pride FC North American broadcasts :) Dude's also done colour commentary for major Kickboxing fights and other MMA promotions. Dude's more into the MMA and Martial Arts scene than Mr. Bullshido
By taking himself so damn seriously all the time he's turned himself into a meme. Now no one takes him seriously.
Bro is like those internet sigmas, want to be taken seriously, but ended up looking like a clown
Fine
Wise words
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seagal is one of those kids in school who would say shit like "my dad has 4 lambos and a mansion but you can't come over cuz theyre adding a 5th floor"
"My dad works at Nintendo and he got me the Switch 5. You can't see it tho."
yeah except he never grew out of it lmao
I was about to say that I guess we all think the same 😭
I never realised that kid was a whole archtype.
seagal is one of those kids who supports Putin so …
Turns out Seagals instructor fell asleep during his black belt test and felt so embarrassed, he gave him his black belt
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@@fishman15not a joke.. it’s the truth
Bro got a black belt in bullshido
It’s actually true, Steven’s ex-wife corroborated it
He’s the perfect embodiment of the phrase “all bark, no bite”
More like all fart, no bite.
@@kingbeef66I’m cackling rn
Are you kidding me? He's all bite, biting on all that dang food he BIG
"1st private citizen to dismantle a nuclear device"
Homeboy out there kicking xray machines and punching smoke detectors.
These comments are gold lol
@@ruthie8785 😂
Fairly sure Devair Ferreira of Goiânia, Brazil beat him to that. Sadly.
He's an expert techn🚬ician.
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Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee. He weighs 1/4 of a Jeep Cherokee.
I choked on my lunch when I read this 💀💀💀
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Chief Grand Cherokee
Wow okay
Steven is a fighter. He's been fighting against diets and good acting for decades.
Big fan of your channel btw
and againts being a decent person
😂😅😂
@MyContentIsWayBetter UTTP what the hell are you doing here?
That's skill
He is of Russian Mongolian, Irish, Cherokee descent. Wow. What an exotic variety
You forgot Italian and Japanese!
Don't forget cajun, black, hispanic, italian, and tibetan.
He's definitely Wakandian as well
He is American gypsy, for your information, check his parents, relatives all confirmed they are pure gypsies!!!!
I met someone who was Irish, English, Taino, Japanese, French, Russian, Serbian, Polish, Croatian and a few other things so Seagal ain't got nothing on them.
The comments by Jean-Claude Van Damn showed the grace of an actual martial artist who complemented somebody who had nothing but negative things to say about him. That is true humility by somebody who actually has true talent.
Jean Claude might not be a great actor, but he would run circles around Steven
And that's why people still put Jean Claude in high regard whereas Seagal is a fucking idiot.
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 I don't know about that. I mean one lap around Steven would be about a mile
Jean-Claude Van Dayum
complimented*
"Complemented" means something entirely different. Get it right.
If anyone doesn't know, there's a whole channel where a dude mocks Seagal's films. "Space Ice"
Those are fucking hilarious. And the break down of hood shitty movies put me in tears.
Space Ice needs to know about this video ASAP.
Watching space ice's decay over time from lightly roasting Sensei Seagal to the point now where he LOATHES him is hilarious. His Seagal vs. JCVD videos are epic. 😂. Check him out
worst movie ever made! lol
Jason Brant over at So bad it's good, also really doesn't like Sifu seagal
“He killed a family’s one year old puppy dog”
You could just end the video there 💀
Yup, that was it for me. Can't stand him. How could you be so arrogant? Ugh ! 😢
Seriously! 👿
He would have a promising career in the ATF
Kevin Hart has a funny segal story; segal soiled himself in Kevin's story!!! Hilarious😂🎇rekwife
@@Big_Goofball Funny you say that, because it seems like he killed the dog while working as a volunteer lawman.
Steven Seagal started believing that his movie scripts were real life! Lol.
That's cause he never had someone to do his stunts cause he did them himself which earned him his black belt plus being a sheriff
How legendary is Jean Claude Van Damme. Could have gone around telling everyone how much of a coward Seagal was but instead chose to pick out what little good qualities he had.
I think that even if Steven agreed to fight Jean and of course lose to him that he would just spin this narrative that Jean snuck up on him and suckered punched him when he wasn't paying attention. Not that anyone would believe it but at that point its probably best to avoid having anything to do with the guy.
With AI anything is possible.
Let's run the stats on a fight between Jean Claude and Steven Seagull.
I heard he still sometimes teach Karate,
and i love that video when JCVD and his family meet Bolo Yeung and his family on a dinner
That's because JCVD is a classy dude.
RESPECT
Jesus, this guy is a real life Cartman.
Ngl he truly is.
and somemore Steven is in South Park
Damn That's True Bender He's A Real Life Version Eric Cartman From South park Make Laugh So Hard
Worse, he's a real life President Felon Von Shitzenpants.
Only difference is that Cartman is a child while Seagal is an old ass man.
Steven Seagal is the guy to say "I disarmed a nuclear bomb" and reference his own official site as source
*why dad left you: Making fun of bots*
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"Trust me bro!"
Steven Seagal makes friends with the most dangerous politicians like Putin and Lukashenko and yet still looks like a fool
Source is about as well defied as his acting
Describing his fighting technique:
"He makes professional wrestling look real." LMAO 😂
Well Aikido is not an applicable martial arts for violence purpose, it is a defensive arts which focused on counter attack. But Seagal makes it like the most powerful arts and can be used for everything, what a load of trash.
@@hartantoanggoro it's somewhat possible to combine Aikido with other martial arts, but I guarantee no one in the right mind would do that after witnessing all of Seagal's Aikido demonstrations in Russia.
😂 LoL
> Demands that he can't lose a fight
> Beats up stuntmen who aren't allowed to fight back
Sounds like Steven Seagal
Would be interesting to have a procedurally generated movie like what is the stunt men are allowed to fight back and the hero does lose the fight and see how that affects the outcome.
Yeah his films are boring due to his character always winning. A movie becomes interesting when the hero doesn’t always wins yet finds ways to win, just think of Superman and John Wick. Even DC and Marvel heroes don’t always wins. Hercules did not always won either. Then we have Steve Seagal….
@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187 even when he plays the villain he doesnt lose a fight lol, he just lets the hero win.
@@lilithhecataniangoddessesm187 I mean, a character always winning doesn't equal a bad character *IF*¨the character is actually likeable, and garners sympathy from the audience with good motivations for his mission, and the story compliments it.
Then we have Steven Seagal...
Fun fact about his SNL stint: Apparently, in the writer's room he proposed an idea for a sketch where a SA survivor who get's re-assaulted by her therapist. Not in an edgy, ironic manner. He apparently thought the idea was actually funny, and got upset when no one else in the room agreed. A true class act.
He also ruined the one sketch he was in that had any comedic potential. The sketch he did with Chris Farley where he plays a dad threatening his daughter’s new boyfriend originally called for Steven to act all goofy and chipper when his wife was in the room, then switch to Seagal mode every time she exited. Steven was so insecure about being seen as a joke that he refused to do it and just acted like himself the entire time
@@mrcritical6751 say whatever you want about him, but you gotta give props to Seagal for making Chris F'N Farley unfunny to watch.
@@michaelskoomamacher5652 I think it also oddly shows how much class Jason Mamoa has as an actor, cause he did a similar sketch on SNL where he had to play a goofy dad and he embraced it
He was going to hypnotize her before having sex with her so that she wouldn't remember and then come back weekly. They said no way and he got all sulky.
@@byronic-heroine the man just has zero respect for women, there are horror stories about the casting couches he would put female actors through. He brought one woman to tears because he demanded she get naked for a non-existent sex scene. Honestly his treatment of women is why I 100% believe his whole “I love nature and the environment” this is all an act, cause I cannot see somebody that abhorrent with that little regard for human life actually genuinely caring about anything but himself
The *VIRGIN* Steven Seagal VS the *CHAD* Jean Claude Van Damme
Nothing wrong with being a virgin. But there’s a whole lot wrong, being a Steven Seagal
@@kainlives7958being Steven seagal is way worse than being a virgin
@@christian9146 that makes me feel better
Seagal isnt a virgin, he had his first kid at 12.
@@SquirrelASMR poor kid, i feel sorry for them
If Steven was in Star Wars it would be called Snack Wars revenge of the vegetables
Nah he'd be Jabba the Hut and perve on Carrie Fisher
@KillRhythm yeah and why are you here than
That was almost as bad as seagals acting. Be ashamed of yourself.
@@StayKindUnwind your existence is worse
Film Fact: Steven Segal broke Sean Connery's wrist when he was teaching him martial arts during the filming of the movie Never Say Never Again (1983).
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Sean Connery actually had a good run as an actor, meanwhile Seagal always sucked
@@JOSEARRIETA6360he also apparently broke down crying when the mob came to demand he not back out of a deal with them. Steven carry’s a gun with him everywhere, the man was so much of a wimp that he didn’t use his gun on a pair of unarmed mobsters who were threatening him
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 good run ? Dude was batman
@@mrcritical6751 What a shame *lip smack*
In a Brazilian podcast Anderson Silva commented about Steven Segal's front kick claims....he basically mocked Steven Segal 😂
Look at The Onion Movie.
@@anonymous-hz2un F U! Nobody said that the conversation took place in a global podcast.
Didn't know there was so much negative history about Steven Seagal. Makes you question the whole pedestal we put celebrities on.
Iirc I believe he joined the Russian military as well
If you're putting those dancing monkeys on a pedestal, that's your problem.
We? I think most of us stopped putting Steven Seagal on a pedestal well over a decade ago now lmao. His "peak" was like early 90s.
I didnt know there was any possitive history about Seagal.
@@funkytoasts4768I swear hes gonna die there.
You know you’re bad at martial arts when Ronda Rousey is dissing you.
I see your point, but no, more like the opposite. You know you suck at martial arts when RR says you're the real deal. Fixed it! 👍
@@Tzyruseven though it was Ronda Rousey dissing Steven Seagal’s martial arts instead of praising him? Watch the video before you type stupid comments next time.
@venomgaming7014 My comment wasn't abt the video. You're out here feeling smart bc u said watch the video before commenting on the video, and I'm telling u nvm the damn video.
Surprised you didn’t bring up John Leguizamo’s story about him. Apparently on the first day of rehearsals for Executive Decision, Seagal introduced himself by going “I am in charge here, my word is law” and when Leguizamo rightfully laughed at him for that, Seagal elbowed him in the neck and rammed him into a wall
lol WTF
I thought it was the chest because I remember he said he had the wind nocked out of him while saying to him "why?"
@@hempyweeds5745 he did, I think he still had the wind knocked out of him, the impact from hitting the wall may have done that
and he wasnt charged for assault?
@@plsguidemethroughtheabyssmona from what I heard, they punished him by diminishing his role. He dies in the first fifteen minuets in the film itself, the rumour is he was meant to be part of the ensemble but after that incident, they rewrite the script to kill him off and trolled him by having him contracted to work the full shoot, so he had to remain on set in his trailer for the whole duration of filming, constantly getting his ego bruised cause the director kept stringing him along and saying “oh yeah, yeah we’re getting to your next scene real soon dude, don’t worry”. Best part was apparently Steven and his agent went to a screening of the film and when he died, the entire audience cheered. Steven apparently broke down in tears and had to be consoled by his agent who was making excuses like “no, no dude they cheered cause the death was so good, they love you”
His ego is so easy to bruise.Bob Odenkirk had a whole story about it around his time on SNL where Hans and Frans were originally meant to mock Steven and say Arnold could beat him in a fight. Steven apparently broke down crying during rehearsals and was found later whispering “I wish Arnold was here so I could kick his f@cking @ss”
The "disarming a nuclear device" one absolutely finished me 💀
8:15 I love this movie, Jean Claude makes a great villain in Expendables 2
The Russians can keep Seagal. We don’t want him back.
I'm Russian. We don't want him either. Or that other person on the same photo, come to think of it.
The U.S.A should revoke his citizenship.
@@RealRushinRussian You're a rebel for speaking out. I send my condolences
Didnt he get a medal from putin as best freind of russia or something? or was this just a rumour?
@@RealRushinRussian He's with Andrew Tate recently.
I bet you Seagal would bad mouth Bruce Lee if he was still around, too
@@ToxicMan2023 oh absolutely he would
7:38 at that time Van Damme was addicted to coke and spent $70,000 a week on coke. Can you imagine fighting an insanely coked out, pain resistant Van Damme who had cardio for 3 weeks?
How the hell can anyone do $10.000 worth of coke daily? That does not sound realistic whatsoever. Even at $100 for a gram that would be 100 grams of cocaine every day
@@K9V1yeah that's complete bullshit lmao. People that buy for $100 a gram are only buying a gram or two at a time. Or a teen/ball. You can find an ounce for 12-1400 which is about 50-60 per gram. So if he's spending that much a week he'd be getting it cheap as shit. My point is in theory he'd be doing even more than you'd think with that discount. Even then, I can do a ball in a day and my nose is completely fucked for at least 2 days after the fact. And that's only roughly 200 bucks... 70k ain't the truth unless he was sharing with 200 partiers all week long
@@LoweLifeJames Yeah man, I have no idea what the prices are like in the US (and certainly not 30 years ago) so the $100 I mentioned was just an approximation based on the average price of a gram where I'm from. I'm sure with his money and connections he could probably have gotten $70.000 worth of coke for much less money.
His cardiovascular ain't so great doing tons of coke....he will likey die prematurely from heart failure due to the damage caused.
Maybe he was buying it for parties, not just himself?@@LoweLifeJames
Van Dame came off as a class act in this, all that shit talking from Steven and he still kept his wits about him.
Steven Segal used to be the kid who would tell you that he had a brand new Mustang but you could never see it because it was always at his uncle's house 10 states away
@MyContentIsWayBetteroh look a Karen who’s suprised????
this guy, man :D
Compulsive liars, we all knew one growing up. I'm glad I distanced myself from mine.
He makes Jay from Inbetweeners sound like he's always telling the truth
Even decades ago when seeing him and Kelly LeBrock together, I'd think "What a scumbag, he doesn't deserve her at all"
Worst part of that relationship was its birth. Steven was married at the time, saw Kelly in a magazine and decided he had to have her, divorced his wife, travelled to Japan (where his other ex-wife and two kids he abandoned, live) and stalked Kelly until she was worn down enough to agree to a date
i once went into what happened between steven and van damme and it just made me appreciate van damme even more because he is a true martial artist, humble, nice and caring. he chose not to lower himself by bad mouthing seagal instead saying only nice things which is the best statement of character in my opinion
Didn’t he get charged for sexual harassment
Euh van Damme was the one who wanted to fight seagall and tried to punch and kick him.....
@@semdezeeuw1203that's because Steven was bad mouthing JCVD.
@@cliffishot2def JCVD isn't the only one Seagal has been bad mouthing because he's taken pot shots at Chuck Norris, Gene LeBell and Dolph Lundgren.
Van Damme once had a short scuffle with Chuck Zito at the Scores Nightclub in Manhattan. According to many witnesses Zito threw 2 quick shots at his face/head and he hit the ground hard. Van Damme admitted to the scuffle but claimed he was way too drunk to fight and to clearly remember the entire incident.
Thanks for using my story! I feel privileged! 🙏🏽
What story?
@martin_1421 I’m the guy with the army-green shirt in this video.
@@meegoyassin5247 Your accent is very interesting, where is it from?
@@meegoyassin5247 timestamp?
@@darknesskingsized8996it's fake
John Leguizamo on a late night show tells the story that Steven didn't want to die in Executive decision and so tried to convince the director he could hold the two planes together and keep from being blown away 😂😂
Audiences cheered when Steven Seagal's character sacrificed himself in that film not because they hated Steven (he was still hot shit at the time despite his SNL hosting), but because he was finally breaking out of his typecasting as a Mary Sue action guy.
In true Steven SeBoomBoom fashion, he took it the wrong way.
@@jmal I really liked his character in that film cuz even his brief moment in it, he was very believable to me as a special forces operator. I had wished he was in it longer. Leguizamo was believable to me too.
I was a kid and a fan of 90's action stars, and Seagal was the main draw card for me seeing the film. I was so disappointed when he died so early in the movie. Different times 😅
He was apparently also stuck on-set, essentially wasting his time
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAAHAHHAHAHHSHAHSSHSH!!!!!!!!!
ELITE CLOWN
When Halo first came out back in 2001 on Xbox, my brothers and I would yell out “Steven Seagal!” when we played multiplayer and melee someone from behind. We used to watch a lot of his movies and make fun of how horrible his fighting choreography would be so yelling that out with one hit knockouts from behind was comedic gold.
8:23 Bro, Ain’t no way that Steven Seagal has any sort of “Charisma”. His acting is more wooden than all of Yellowstone National Park!!!!!
Me teeth are as yellow as the star sky.
True, but Jean-Claude Van Damme is an educated and a polite person.
Our muscles from Brussels 🍺
He played the exact same character in each movie. He has about as much range as a Daisy BB gun...
Firearms instructor here. The photo at 9:34 has Seagal wearing the vest too low. Normally this is a rookie mistake and easily positioned higher to cover the vital organs, however there is no armor in the carrier at all- He's just wearing it like that to cover up his belly fat.
He doesn’t even know how to properly put the butt of the rifle into his shoulder..
There’s a scene in one of his movies where this is obvious
Even I know how to do that and I’ve never shot a gun
@@mats7492 tbh you don't need to have ever shot a gun before to be able to understand. Like, I've taken Canadian airsofters shooting while they were visiting the US and they were immediately receptive.
Anyone who actually knows how to shoot will tell you how dryfire is the most important aspect, it by and far outweighs putting thousands of rounds through your gun.
The disgusting beast cant even be bothered to stay in shape and still wants to play action hero 30 years after that ONE time he had a semi (but not fully) decent role.
If you want to talk about uniforms, his isn't even the same color as the "other officers". They don't wear their vests on the outside, and notice how their belts have tools all the way around, while his just has his firearm. None of that would ever fly if he was a "legit" officer
@@georgejetsonmatson6193 Actually not unheard of at all. A lot of admin do that in multiple departments that I know of, which would be in contrast with patrol. I also know of some detective in medium sized departments who have more lax uniform procedures since they're not the front line.
However, him trying to present himself as some badass cop while dressing like that would be a blunder on his part.
*"What's you favorite Steven Seagal movie?"*
Me: *"The episode South Park made fun of him"*
(Safe Space: Season 19 Episode 5)
😂Best one so far
😂😂
What's the name of the episode, I need to know
About to watch that right now
🎶if you do not like me, you are not allowed in my safe spaaaaace
I spoke with a coworker, we both worked at a grocery store in a town Steven Seagal used to live and he told me Steven would come in after the store closed to shop around and he was extremely rude. My coworker hated him and I defended him saying stuff like “Well he’s a popular actor he doesn’t want to be bothered while he’s shopping.” But after hearing all of the things he’s done and it just keeps piling up further and further, I can’t really defend the guy anymore and there’s no doubt in my mind that he did what my coworker said.
why have an ignorant bias in the first place. Don't defend nor praise, just be objective from the frigging start dude
@@felixchien1664Absolutely well said.
The only way to endure watching Steven Seagal is when Space Ice narrates it.
My uncle was a martial arts extra/ stunt man for various films. He worked on set with segal once. He would often spar / pracrice with the other extras, pass the time until the scene with practice/ training etc
I guess segal walked in during one of these practice bouts and for some reason got very violently upset, he started knocking tables over on set, wrecking props etc. Apperently he was very insecure about his lack of legimate martial skills and would get violently angry with the extras, even more so if he saw them practicing.
Hardly surprising considering he's still trying to claim he's a super martial arts badass while 70, 350lbs, and considers standing for 45 seconds to be a week's exercise
@@MurasakiTsukimaruChuck Norris is 84 and it seems he's still really fit and healthy. His wife is in her 60s.
@@Cindy-xg6ynYeah and? Notice how I brought up the 350lbs? You *can* be amazingly fit when old as hell BUT it takes increasing amounts of work due to your advancing age. Seagal has put in NO work to actually stay in shape, which is why he's shaped like he's auditioning to play Robotnik
mind telling us what movie these are?
Did your uncle meet any of the mobsters Steven was forced to put in his films for a while?
RIP Judo Gene. The man who choked Steven out and made him shit his pants. I trained at his gym for a year under Judo Gene and Gokot. Two of greatest Judoka’s who made Judo work in MMA
Wait, Did Lebell die?
@@MutantsInDisguiseyeah 2 years ago
@@gmdnoob8954 Seagal probaply laughed
@@eivindgjengstjohansen9625 as if he has enough breath for a laugh
@@gmdnoob8954 if he couldn't then he would've been dead...
When Ronda Rousey of all people is calling you on your shit, and she's right...?!?!
You fd up
I practiced aikido (not for very long, but I learned about the philosophy behind it - it is meant to be ONLY DEFENSIVE), it's not even necessary to explain much to prove this guy is a joke, just this quote from the CREATOR of aikido:
“To injure an opponent is to injure yourself. To control aggression without inflicting injury is the Art of Peace.”
- Morihei Ueshiba
I still wonder who was the shady "sensei" that gave this clown a black belt.
Who knows maybe Seagal found a sensei willing to be bribed for that belt
His master fell asleep during his presentation. To save face he gave him the black belt.
Apparently the sensei fell asleep during the test and was so embarrassed he just gave Seagal his black belt which is hilarious honestly
Meanwhile of you ask Steven about how he got his belt, he ends up saying he met some random aikido master whilst working as a dish washer and apparently he moved in such a way that made the sensei decide he was perfect to teach Aikido
@@Dovah_SlayerWait, really?
Steven Seagal is the guy to say "I disarmed a nuclear bomb" and reference his own official site as source
@MyContentIsWayBetter Dude stop
nasa does the same and nobody beats an eye XD
Will Sasso's impression of him on MadTV was hilarious I miss that show
Funny, that. I've heard rumors that people who have worked with him, often compare how he acts with the MadTV impression. I've also heard that hollywood wanted MadTV pulled off of the air when it was hot because they made fun of the demons that were hiding in actors' closets that they didn't want the general public to know about.
"But there's always that one scumbag that doesn't believe!" 🤣😂
0:51 did sunny just completely ignore the rest of that comment?
As a pro wrestling fan I know that it's possible to make things look extremely painful while keeping the professionals involved safe. Routinely injuring stuntmen and other actors is inexcusable.
To many pins and pops in your future ✌🏾
He’s literally one of the worst actors to ever make it big
He made it "big" alright
His only big movie was Under Siege which came out 1992 😂 Hasn’t delivered nothing significant ever since
"first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device" is so hilarious i might have to start using that one. "tell me something nobody knows about you".....'well i'm the first man to travel to space via rocket bicycle and was honored as the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device'
Seagal: stole from disabled
Also Seagal: *is disabled* _(both mental and physical)_
The lunch thing? he was a teenager...
Michael Jae white gave seagal a slap as he tried hurting him during filming exit wounds. MJW is a legit black belt in karate. Seagal is an absolute spanner
I heard there was no incident but Segal was afraid to do the scene with him because they framed White to pay him back. White didn't; but
JUDGMENT DAY IS COMING
So Steven screwed with both Spawn and the Clown when it comes to John Leguizamo being by him on Executive Decision.
The only thing worse than Seagal’s delusion is his music career. He released a dancehall song called strut and it’s one of the worst things ever recorded
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS WAY BETTER
UTTP IS WAY BETTER THAN SUNNYV2!~
PUNANI
I had no idea...thanks? I'll have to listen later out of sheer morbid curiosity though I know it will make me sick to my ass.
@@Steve21_harrisur content sucks that’s why ur promoting your garbage on the RUclips comment section of good content 😂
Gimme punani😊
Aikido is non-competitive, if you see an Aikido competition it's bogus
It's not even like Karate where it's a sport and not a combat technique, Aikido is genuine martial art BS.
so basically another form og bullshido
@@cattledog901 the only thing useful you learn in Aikido is how to fall without hurting yourself. It's decent to learn for stunt performers as an addition to combat martial arts.
This is good to know. I'm not familiar with a lot of martial arts forms and have only heard of Aikido. Kinda explains why I've never seen Aikido fighters in martial arts movies, though.
@@shadowpitched4401 many, if not most, stunt performers know Aikido because fights in movies are choreographed and aren't intended to actually hurt people, which is exactly what Aikido is, a choreographed "fight" where your intention is to not hurt your opponent.
My dad worked on his first movie Above The Law. My dad was a film set emergency medic here in Chicago where the movie was filmed. It was Seagal’s first movie and the guy was already a diva. He was really into Native American spiritualism, and had a guy on staff that would purify the set every morning with smoke and song. Then he had this big ball of pungent smelling herbs, the size of a beachball, that he insisted on having nearby whenever he worked to set the mood. Everyone called it his tumbleweed. The smell was really strong, and being around it all day was starting to make people sick, but he wouldn’t work without it.
That tracks.
Steven Seagal is the real grown-up version of that kid from every high school who was weird and quiet and performed karate
"performed" being the operative word here.
@@TheRealMycanthrope 😂😂
"Grown up" ???
@@GlasPthalocyanine fair point 😅
As a formal weird and quiet kid in HS we are nothing like him
I'm british , the Steven seaguls we have over here are an absolute nightmare 😂 good actors and fight for what they want , damn birds
I heard a baby lost an eye to them birds once. I hope that's not true
@@ecvjtv2778 1000% true . Absolute savages
I was living near Inverness once and I saw a bloody huge seagull eating a pigeon. Those bastards go after your chips and you have to punch them out before they take one of your legs with them. Much more dangerous than "Steven. Ooh Steven look how hard you are with your little pony tail and penchant for under age girls etc".
@@nelsonhibbert5267 excellent 👌 👏 🤣
@@ecvjtv2778seaguls are menaces 💀
Seagal: what’s the capital of Thailand?
Stunt Man: 😭
LMAOOO
It's Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit.
Is it Kicknut?
@@jonathanchampagne7683Bangkok.
Seagal: Bangkok
Stuntman: Owie! 😵🌰
Steven Seagal is the best example of just because he can speak, doesn’t make him intelligent.
Imagine going to start your acting career in your first big film… you walk in, excited and hopeful, and then the first guy you meet kicks you right in the crotch.
Not much is more discouraging than that.
Plus you find out a load of the extras are members of a major crime family, cause the star has deals with them that require it. That’d wreck your idea of Hollywood real quick
kick to the balls to show dominance LOL im surprised he didnt pee on them too
Rob Schneider talking about Steven answering his phone to his ex after he met the Dalai Lama is still the funniest thing he’s ever said lol 😂
Steven is also a veteran Gravy Seal which he is also part of Meal Team Six
He’s also an FBI (Fries & Burger Investigation) agent
Essentially actual Aikido is like if someone swung at you and you ducked and they punched the wall behind you and broke their hand.
Either you're not there when they try to make contact or you use their own energy to redirect them basically.
pretty much how i was taught when i did it, it was used to pretty much dodge/push someone over using their own momentum and then get away.
Bro's lies sound like an average 12 year old's daydreams😂
"I was sent on a super secret fbi ninja mission to disarm a nuke"
"I singlehandedly took down 400 armed assailants that came for me"
Steven Seagal feels like a comedian playing a character that’s meant to parody action movie stars
I don’t know how Steven seagal does action movies when all his fighting scenes look straight out of two babies playing superheroes ☠️
To use a wrestling term; He worked himself into a shoot brother brother.
steven segal is that one kid on school who said their uncle and aunt owned nintendo and sega.
I can never unsee the video of Seagal's attempt to dance with a female traditional dancer in Chechnya.
Stretching the last word of every sentence is becoming hella cringe
This. Especially with the Australian accent. Annoys the fuck out of me. God damn
So does that mean as Aussies we should lose our accent so as not to upset the rest of the world? Fair Dinkum mate you think you're as flash as a rat with a gold tooth don't you? Don't come the raw prawn with me or I'll go off on you like a bucket of prawns in the sun. I bet at the first sign of a blue you'd shoot through like a Bondi tram.
It's just his accent😭
@@nosignal2016 No Australian accent has that. It's his own eccentricity, much like a vocal fry-ahh.
Kinda of like Chills...
My dad was in On Deadly Ground with him. A buddy of mine was in a movie with him back in 2005, and when I told Seagal who my dad was, he was all buddy buddy with me, saying we're like family, because of the native American "connection". He gave me his phone numbers to give to my dad, and my dad just laughed and said, "Yeah, he's a fucking nut."
damn
😂😂😂😂
"Muh 1/16 Cherokee"
He’s 1/1064th on his mother’s side
@@ianflanders5096jeep Cherokee
You forgot one of the funniest recent things he's done he has been teaching aikido to "special" units in Russia
Segal's mom telling everyone that Segal was a wimpy kid with Asthma is hilarious
SG - Master of Bullshido
😂😂😂
I kind of like how SunnyV2 takes the time to credit other people who've done investigations on these topics. Sweet catch there!
As opposed to not citing your sources?
@@garethLLBsome creators won't say the name or give credit
Dude is the living embodiment of mall ninja
I know this is not relevant at all but can we talk about Sunny's new editing style? It looks better and I'm here for it
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Noticed that too and definitely agree. Top quality 🤌🏻
not a big fan myself, but i do have to give props for the impressive effort it took
He ain't gonna marry you gold digger 😅
I love how you dig deeper and break down every piece of evidence for certain celebrities. Never knew there were dark stories going on off-camera.
0:03 the video could honestly have ended right here after the dog part, and that’d be enough of a reason by itself
Ikr
John Wick has a new target lol
@@palpatinethesenatehog7086
Bam 😂
It is just an animal, bet if it had started with “he murdered a man” you wouldnt have batted an eye. Tragic.
@@pn5846if it was a bet you’d have lost then
Your way of talking is just as annoying as Segal himself as a person.
Steven Seagal is that street boy your mother told you not to play with. He'll sell your bike to buy drugs or steal gifts from under your Christmas tree.
According to his mother he was the one having his bike stolen lol
r/oddlyspecific
Is it me, or is anyone else going crazy how he puts the “ah” or “a” sound after almost every sentence, even when there is no “ah” or “a” sound after each word? “He went to a party, and was mean”ah”.
I avoid this guys videos for this reason alone. Homie can't speak like a human.
He's Australian by the way. But, as much as I know, most of Australians don't talk like him like that.
@@margarethmichelina5146 like that-ahh*
I honestly don't notice it
@@margarethmichelina5146 he's not Australian. He's most likely of British ancestry.
0:40 the editing is crazyy 😭😭😭
Seagall is like an 11 year old kid who pretends to be the coolest in high school.
I went through a bad insomnia phase, where I would spend my sleepless hours drawing and purposely watching Seagal films.
sounds like a vibe honestly
random fact: he married a mongolian woman and had kids. one day my little brother walks into the house with a friend who looked mixed. turned out to be steven seagals son and i found out we lived in the same compound residence
The South Park version of him is spot on and pure perfection.
Yeah, Tray Parker and Matt Stone did correct protections from their South Park episodes.
_Chuck Norris once beat up..._
_Steven Seagal by staring at him,_
*STEVEN SEAGAL:* _...LIAR !!!_
The truth is that Chuck simply had a passing thought about fighting him, and at that same moment Steven suddenly fell unconscious.
We need Steven Seagal to make MORE blockbuster hit movies so Space Ice can critique and review them.😂
Problem is he ran out of mob money to launder or they don't trust him with their money any more. I am SERIOUS. I think he cranked out a ton of garbage "movies" to shift money around for some mob organizations and that's partly why he fled to Russia. Plus he doesn't want to face criminal charges for all those women he assaulted.
Today's Fact: The 'Doppelganger Effect' is a strange phenomenon where people see an identical copy of themselves in their peripheral vision.
congratulations, you beat kids who tried to say "first"
When I was in 4th grade my teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up and I said "Chuck Norris". But being honored as the first private citizen to destroy a nuclear device? WTH man!!!?
This video ain't about Chuck.
@@jmac356 Dang FOR REAL? Wow thanks for that! I thought Steven Seagal was how they spelled Chuck Norris... thank heavens for your ability to read!
You are welcome, O Jealous One.
@@jmac356 😆 I really don't know why tf I thought of Chuck Norris when I posted this tbh! My bad 😆... Chuck Norris would fuck up Steven Seagal!
Calling Seagal a celebrity is an insult to celebrities.
6:12 you know things are bad when your own mother won't back you up. 😂😂
"Under Siege" has 80% on Rotten Tomatoes and is actually an ok movie
Yeah I'm gonna give him that
It looks like die hard but it's still a great movie
Don't ever forget, he's here for the Punani!🎶😂
Vargskelthor Joel sent me here.
and for the Alligator Ass
5:31 You can hear the amusement in Sunny's voice on "private" 😂
Every friend group has a Steven Seagal that one guy that says the most craziest things and nobody quite knows why they hang around with him
Fun fact: Stephen Quadros was the Colour Commentator alongside Bas Rutten for Pride FC North American broadcasts :)
Dude's also done colour commentary for major Kickboxing fights and other MMA promotions. Dude's more into the MMA and Martial Arts scene than Mr. Bullshido
I HEARD JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAM CHALLENGE STEVEN SEAGAL BUT SEAGAL WALK OUT IN THE BACK DOOR 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Steven Seagal would run out of breath as soon as Van Damme dodged his attack
@@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375 Classic Seagal running.
So he’s the complete opposite of Keanu reeves
Yeah, Keanu Reeves is the nicest celebrity, and Steven Seagal is the meanest celebrity.
Rob Schneider’s account on Steve is insanely hilarious