The Fighter and The Kid - Episode 505
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- Brendan and Bryan are in studio for Episode 505 of The Fighter and The Kid. They talk about the LA fires, Bryan’s private BJJ lessons with Rigan Machado, shooting a commercial for Sam Adams, and much more!
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Imagine if Bryan refused to talk about comedy around Brendan, like Brendan refuses to talk about fighting around Bryan.
brandon would have no career.
Imagine if Bryan wanted to turn on the flames and show braeden how a real comic breaks down your character and soul. The guy used to hang with Patrice O’Neal for fuck sakes. Bryan could literally end the podcast with one episode of bringing the same energy he does when he goes on other people’s podcast
G. Lopez Bryan’s problem is he’s always the one setting others up to roast him and it’s hilarious. That’s why the tmp was so good, and why D’elia and Sasso are such good guests. But it takes a real comic to play off Bryan and make it a “bit” and Brendan has no idea ehow to do it to make it funny, he just comes off as a bully/ass hole. And anytime Bryan has tried to involve Brendan in that type of comedic roast he gets defensive and insecure and doesn’t play along so Bryan doesn’t do it anymore.
why would he want to keep talking about how he got CTE.
It's so weird. As a pro athlete. You owe the fans.
Brendan kills every bit idea Bryan has #bitkillerjones
The kind of friend whom you will laugh at all of their bad jokes yet when you reach and make just one you get not even a courtesy laugh in return. #bitkillershwag
I don't think he does it on purpose. He just doesn't yet recognize a comedy bit yet.
Branson ‘conversation strangler Stevens’ scheb
He knows s'little about comedy
@@plumbussmith no. Hes just an asshole who cant stand not being the center of attention for 30 seconds. Nothing to do with comedy
Skip ads?
4:38
40:29
You welk.
You Rip my baby
S’goodpers
You are a real S.O.G
youre a saint.
preesh
Bryan is the star of this show don’t you forget it Brandon!
Sad Brenda thinks and has said numerous times it's him why the pcast took off but really was just timing
Bring back ten min pod
Brendan making videos of being in traffic, while you can see him parked at his house in the reflection of his sunglasses 🤣
swish831 The video is on his Instagram, bubba.
Lol he pissed in his driveway instead
Omg that’s so fucking funny. Didn’t even think to reflect. Literally.
Did he delete it?
what makes you think it was his driveway?
Brian tries to talk about his daughter.
Brendan - "How cute is Tiger?"
Dj13e36 do you have a time stamp?
@@georgelopez9872 33:22
I kinda see how he brought up tiger after Bryan said boys are easier than girls but I wish he had finished his thought. What got me annoyed was the fact that Bryan wanted to talk about his private lesson and Brendan gives him a hard time about it. I know it’s a half joke but Brendan really has no interest in Bryan training even though the audience does.
@Chris Jjjj An hour? Jesus. How do you mentally zone out the fake laughter, mate?
Brendan is holding Bryan’s bits back and feels like he just doesn’t wanna be on the show anymore
He seems like not such a nice person, and this show is clearly just a means to an end for him
Hes a money hungry bastard and he domt wanna let Bryan be funny because hes not funny ...classic high school bully douches bag that that has nobody to check him in his ginormous ego..
Last few episodes you can tell Bryan is losing interest in this show
@@brodyrichard263 Last person that checked him was Travis Brown.
@@Lovedandlovingbutlost Travis made Brendan rethink His life.
This show is dying. Thank god. Like if you want Bryan to finally leave and do better things. (anything)
J. B. Bryan is a very smart well read guy.
Don Tundra He’s intelligent + funny. Two things brendan IS NOT
J. B. Ha ha true. Nothing worse than when Bryan is about to drop a gold nugget on us then gets derailed by big brown lol
Brendan constantly has to shit on everything Bryan says and fighting or marital arts. Even though we all know Bryan's record on predicting fights is WAY better than Brenda's.
King Gordon to be fair he only calls the obvious picks
Bryan used to owe brendan like 10gs for lost bets lol
King Gordon I can see how it’s annoying to here it from brendans perspective but Bryan’s just joking
@@dalemcdade3010
He called Nate beating Conor, and Stipe out wrestling Franics and getting the decision.
Lemme guess Brendan talks over bryan and half the podcast is ad reads.
Why are you here if you don''t like the podcast? I understand watching something and criticizing it if you dislike it, but at that point shouldn't you just move on and find something else that you actually enjoy?
Chesty Von Chestington cause this podcast went to shit because of Brendan.
The whole TFATK subreddit use to love this podcast and everyone has seen how much of a douchebag Brendan has become.
I’m just here to see when it will die.
@Damon Driver you commenting in reply is equally sad, if not worse. Embrace the hate, come to the beige side.
of which brendan does not get out a coherent sentence without fucking up at least 5 words
OJ Ahh...it’s been so great the last couple of months seeing our boy Beige getting the run he deserves.
Just come here to read the comments about how awful Brandon is
These ads are FOR SURE paying for Brendan's car leases
every ad is like 10,000 $
The Fighter, The Kid, and The Ads.
Bryan: "Don Rickles came to the show"
Brendan: "Last night?"
I mean, does he know ANYTHING about comedy?
Jonathan Orlowski we talmbout Dom Pickles??? Beast of a cawlmedian b. He was the life of the hallways
Brendan's energy succs, get Delia and Bryan plz
10 minutes in and Brandon can't even go along with a bit, whelp it's been fun guys, I'll see Bryan's fans on the next pod he does with Will and to Brandons fans, I hope I never hear from any of you again and his podcast where he impersonates Theo in front of Theo for 1 hour goes well.
Oliver Smith Do you have a life outside of watching podcasts? SAD
See ya there brother! Brendon reminds me of the friend who always has to 1 up you. He’s the furthest thing from a good friend.
@Constantly_winning read my other comments, I’m a fan of podcasts and it sucks this one isn’t as fun as it used to be.
@constantly_winning TMP is the god of all Pods.
@@onlyabudi Hey one of Brandons fans I see, well you'll definitely enjoy 1 of his 8 podcast he will have in the future or maybe all 8 where he bits off everyone's shit. Ba bye.
HEY LOOK ! ITS JOE'S MAKE-A-WISH KID...
Bryan just some friendly advice leave TFATK and make that podcast with Will Sasso.
They have one called 10 minute podcast
I can't believe i just recently discovered the ten minute podcast. Been on a binge over the last 2 weeks.
Plumbus Smith & you’ll go back and binge at least once a year from now on for sure
Plumbus Smith way better than this podcast huh?
Ahhh. The first listens. So golden. Enjoy this time young man
Doing the same thing! Absolute gold mine
Check out history hyenas, too!
Oh hey it’s Brendan. Skip!
Sloowwwwwwwwwwwww deathhhhhhhhhhhh of TFATK
"Cam Hanes said that, he said the most dangerous animal that he's ever hunted was a uh...uh dead water buffalo."
"What are you laughing at Chin?"
-Brendan Schaub 53:44
Jasc time stamps?
@@jonah4069 53:44
That's amazing
Wudder you talmabout, B? Water buffalos are b-b-b-beasts.
Talmbout Dead Water Buvvalows!?.. Axe Can Hanes, B
37:44 Yes Brendan that was the “One that broke the strawl”
Lmao ..
Every job he has is a job where he gets paid to speak, and he screws up everything.
Time for this podcast to die and give birth to the Bryan and Sasso podcast
Brenda the “comic” thinks Don Rickles showed up at a show last nite. Wow!!!! 😂😂
Maybe part of his new bit....
RIP Don 🙏🏼
Grade A moron he is
So disrespectful
90% sure Brendan doesn’t know what a bit is
I don't he even think he knows who Don was.
Brian: "Don Rickles came out"
Brendan: "Last night?""
Comedy: *FACE PALM
The lack of chemistry is astounding
If you can't have chemistry with Bryan you're actually the worst. The man constantly plays the straight man to set up his friends and guests yet Brendan is really that incapable. He is so remarkably untalented and unimpressive.
i agree he is not good on this podcast but the king and the sting actually works and he actually
has some solid one liners in there and i don’t believe theo writes them
Captain CTE is really clipping the ol' Man Dragon's wings huh? It's like Brenda has a flair up every time Callen gains any comedic momentum.
Whoa. So accurate
“Some podcasts are slow...”
Oh the irony
And you don't know how long they last
that’s why you WISH your were listening to
Literally the most hetero Brenden has ever dressed. Just doesn’t look right.
I thought the same thing. Really hope the guy does a 180
and hes looking thin
Bird Huh? He’s not dressing like a twink. Ergo, heterosexual..
He just needs to come out already tbh.
I actually think we are closer to the last podcast than we think, Bryan to ten minute podcast is like 80% likely imo
wow guys really starting to drag this podcast down, ya really need to fix this asap
Ads are getting pathetic too
no. let it go to shit so tmp can come back
Us homeless cats have been freezing out in the cold waiting for the three best friends to unite
Callen needs to do a podcast with Sasso. The best thing is that he doesn’t need Schaub like Schaub needs him lol
It’s great how times have changed 😂
@Damon Driver I doubt Brendan will remove ads if folks start sending him money.
@Damon Driver Okay cool where can i sign up to give these thousandiares more money they dont need? You do realize they make actual money right? They dont NEED these ads. They CHOOSE to have them. Which means we have a right to bitch.
Bryan pls just randomly sock Brendan in the face just to spice up the show
Yeah hit him with a suplex
Less than an hour RIP
Regrettable & Unfortunate
This
This pod is hard to listen to. RIP
TFATK & chill??
@@jeepz669 hahaha theres no dimes that listen bro I'm sure of it
Sometimes I think they praise celebrities so much in hopes that person sees this as puts them in a movie.
Colton Westerberg dude this drives me bonkers! I don’t understand why everyone has to be the most talented in their given field. The dick riding is so bad
‘How great is he?’
‘The best, the best.’
Don Rickles comes up
Brendan: Ohh you mean last night.
Why would Schlub care about some guy that’s not on his level, B?
Brendan "why are you laughing" Scaujb
Well it's certainly not at your jokes Brandon
22:41 Talking about his favorite movie of his and he doesn't even know the fucking name of it 😂They both keep calling it Dirty jobs. It's Dirty Work.
Beast of a movie. Trained with dirty jobs back in cawlarado
heard it bowlth ways my mans
Dirty jobs was with Mike rowe that cash cab guy ,,, 😜 ?
@@jamesmonroe5846 The Cash Cab guy is Ben Bailey haha!
@@chll6529 your dumb
Bryan looks good for 70 I hope I have as much energy as Bryan when I’m 70!!
57 min podcast with just 30 minutes of ads. Giving up on this.
@Jimmy Lewis thank you
Well Brendan's LEASING ALL the cars
I'm sure he's waaaay in debt. Why do you think they added all of those ads??
I want more Bry and less “sorry to cut you off” guy.
Someone looks like they've been reading RUclips comments...hmm
They've been editing their replies and comments since forever lmao
Someone deleted my comment on one of their videos from 2 weeks ago.
How hard is it to say ''the constant hateful comments on all my social media bother me''? at least it would be a rare moment of sincerity that most people would probably respect.
The worst is knowing he sees it by deleting specific ones. And then claiming to be a comedian but can't handle a roast? At least he dresses his age.
Bryan tell good story about his daughter changing
Brendan - but how cute is tiger though
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Keto Kid looking like the Taquito Kid.
Ayy puns.
Brendan acts like it’s a hassle dealing with Bryan.. like really dude?
#BringBackTenMinPod
Anyone annoyed with all the add reads? These Podcasters are selling out man. Telling me they ain't rich enough.
Just skip it...
One of them is nword rich.
Blazed and Confused Which one bro?! You’d never be able to guess just off of appearance alone. Yyyyuck.
Bring back #TenMinPod
They're going to. Kind of.
BigBass- #TeamNoThumbs gamefllllllllllllllly
I wonder where Brendan’s “comedy career” will be when king and the sting and fighter and the kid eventually run their course. I don’t think many of us will be surprised if u know what I mean.
Bryan will want to move on and Theo is seemingly already tired of him. Not sure if Joe can keep him afloat without them.
the last king and the sting u cud tell theo wants out.. disrespecting brendan over and over
@@StraLo90 I dont blame him, you can only carry someone for so long.
Bring on the Headless cow, coward farter and the man bird🤙🏻 kick rocks Brendan lol
Jack Goldberg TMP! TMP! TMP!
Chin- You have been killing it lately with the same day uploads, keep up the good work bro.
Brendan the type of guy that takes a dump with the door open and hollers for toilet paper.
22:55 Don Rickles and George Carlton need to stop resting on their laurels and go do a tour together.
Don Rickles the absolute GOAT! His comedy delivery was unmatched.
"How great is Jimmy Kimmel?"
I guess that's a rhetorical question.
Dj13e36 haha man I cringed at that. That garbage host is such a lame stream media tool
Too great to fail.
A rhetorical question is probably not what you wanted to say.. Maybe ironic? Y'welc
You right bud
Jimmy Kimmel is sooo great that his black face skit it made treudeau black face look like_____ fill in the blank.😂😂
good ole bryan to cheer up my tuesday
5 mins of ads wtf😂
Stuart's Right just be happy it’s all in the beginning and easily skippable
It's not Brandon's fault that the words run away when he tries to read.
@Takedown II 20 mins of ads to 30 mins of actual podcast is ridiculous imagine any media being 2/5th of it commercials not even cable tv does that lmao
@@drax141 adblock lol
Shutyodumbasstfupstankbish
This show is dying. Can't wait for Bryan to leave. I really like Bryan.
There’s a guy at my church that is a Doctor...we’ve become pretty good friends..I’ll probably start performing surgery next month if my current career tanks. Wish me luck.
Bryan was so sad Brendan kept ignoring him 😂
He's probably thinking there's nothing left I can do for this poor fool.
53:47 bawfullow. Chin is Confirmed homeless cat for that giggle.
I wonder how long it will take for Bert and bill to pass these two goobers
Well seeing how bill burr is one of the most famous comics...
People complain every week about Brendan....but still come every week and watch every episode....
this show has officially shat on the wall. Brendan officially lost it by naming his children Tiger and Boston lol. "Hey man, so your roots are in Boston so you want that to live on in your son?" "No...it's like a cool word,ya know?" Those poor rich kids will get tortured in school.
You can see it here for real that Brendan is checking out of TFATK and it actually bums him out at the end of the episode that he could lose his podcast. Chin is doing everything he can to try and save it too.
Gatorade bottle, full size. Used them for years. The mouth is big enough to not create a vaccum lock and spray piss back at you, and the volume is enough to accommodate even a big piss. The Gatorade bottle fits perfectly under your seat for easy storage. "Way of the road Ricki, way of the road"-Ray (Barrie Dunn)
Don Rickles has passed and i'ts dirty work you man children 🤣👍
Shaub goes from pissing in a bottle to pissing on Callen's parade. Badum tish!
Bryan "I'm a comic not an actor!!!" * desperately trying to be an actor*
Did Brendan just really ask if Don Rickles preformed on stage at Brian's show? Does Brendan know that he does comedy for a living?
Roses aren't red
Violets aren't blue
Brendan thinks he knows better than you
Cat is lookin great!
Cat is SAF boi
😄In stead of pissing in a bottle, Brendan should have pulled over and put the 🔥 out!
he was pulled over in his driveway
Who would prefer if it was even just Brian and Chin ?
Brendan was the kid that said Liberry instead of Library. Ya know because Melk?!?!
It's the "hiarchy" B
The beginning.....”oh you think you’re special?!” Hahahahaha. That was hilarious 😂
what the hell happened to actually talking about this weekend's fights #nategothimshook
I wish Brendan would understand we WANT to hear Bryan talk about fighting. Even if he isn’t always right, that just makes it FUNNIER. It’s why dropping knowledge was so great back in the day. I’m tired of Brenden just shutting down Bryan it’s killing the show
Hey Brendan and Bryan.....Fun fact: Bob Saget directed the movie "Dirty Work" NOT "Dirty Jobs" ... Figure it out guys...
#DroppingKnowledge
At least Bryan dId day it was a horrible movie so I can understand him not knowing the name. Brendan said it was his favorite thing Norm Macdonald has ever done 🙄
Need to bring old ass Bryan on king and sting one time see how it runs!
Brenden would just talk over him while repeating whatever Theo says
Mick McGoldrick Hahahaha! Perfect response!
That podcast is Theo losing a bet, and having to deal with this CTE ridden unfunny mess.
Didn’t wanna talk about Ben askren huh...it’s ok I understand
Brendan refuses to talk about fighting outside of his shitty podcast now so he doesn't keep getting called out for doing CTE summaries of Luke Thomas's videos.
Brendan's reaction when bryan starts talking about bispings eye looking better 😭😭😭😭
as a fighter Brendan makes a good comedian,as a comedian he makes a good fighter. as an actor bryan makes a good comedian,as a comedian he makes a good actor
Skip ads by going to end and pressing the replay button.
This podcast needs an old priest and a young priest!! This EP was on life support!! Yikes!!
Keto kid lookin' like burrito kid!! LOL.
Gotta give Brendan props. He snuck it in there and I laughed 30:30
Shout out to the 505
Cinco Zero Cinco Por Vida
I CANNOT believe it took that long for you guys to get a camera on chin and cat. They're the best.
I legitimately feel like Bryan is above this podcast now, Brendan constantly shuts him down whenever he brings up an interesting subject, all Brendan wants to do is "try" and make jokes and plug his dates, I feel like this podcast won't go on much longer and hopefully bryan does a podcast with Will Sasso or maybe even d'elia
Under an hour with 3-4 minute sponsor reads??
CAAHHMAAWWNN
Literally 10% of this podcast was ads
I picked up my coworker this morning he kept calling me while i was driving he then texted me he was in his kitching so i have to text him when i arrive but his kitching is facing the road so i can see him standing there in his fucking kitching and the mf ducked away as soon as he saw me then this mf took a while to come down so i texted him im there then this mf entered the car and said whit a straight face i dint see you coming i knew he was lying and i dont know why i share this here but now you know that people do silly things ✌🏽
Ive been listening to this podcast for a long time now but its getting harder and harder to click. I used to not get the brendan hate but its starting to really make sense.
Bushfires are crazy and constant here in Australia. We heavily rely on reserve firefighters called the CFA
Its a big problem that a lot of them are firebugs and get off lighting bushfires and then going out to fight there own fires
Everybody can quiet down on the Bryan leaving thing. I’m sure Brendan might have been ticked off that it was short like we all are but he’s so happy to have this podcast with Bryan. Shhhhhhhhh.
For fucksake the movie is "Dirty Work", not "Dirty Jobs". Brendan's gotta go. Bring in Sasso and let Schaub do King & The Sting and Showtime Boxing.
Fuck, saw the outfit and thought it was Nick swardson co-hosting with Bryan
Don Rickles and Bruce Springspring live at the comedy store, don't miss it!
6th through the 7th? Wtf how about ill be there on the 6th and 7th ?
Yeah Brenden, the firefighters purposely put their lives at risk
Unreal
He's a waste of food and air