Razorfist on Viral "I Don't Need a Man" Video
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Hi everyone at Side Scrollers
I have a question that I have bin needing to get of my chest for a long time hear.
you know how in the comic books (& the entertainment industry more generally) there's all those knock off race/gender/sexuality swaps of popular strait white male characters i.e Miles Morales for Spider-Man, Ironheart for Iron Man, Jon Kent for Superman etcetera etcetera.
are there any of what I call reverse race/gender/sexuality swaps characters i.e strait white male knock off of popular characters like a Wonder Man of Wonder Woman or a White Panther for Black Panther?
Why not?
why do you think that is?
What do you think that says about the comic-book industry?
What do you think that says about us strait white male comic-book readers?
What do you think that says about the woke people ho are pushing for this knock off race/gender/sexuality swaps characters in the first place?
maybe this could be the subject of a video. 🤔🤠😎
Thank you.
2:05 SHE IS CRYING HAHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
...And so we're left wondering how many lesbians it takes to start a car.
Depends on the butchness
1 to find a man to do it.
If it were legitimate lesbians, I'm gonna say just one. If it's any of these, "identify as blah blah blah," "non-binary," "ze-zer-fe-fi-fo-fum," "IT'S MA'AM!" crowd, I don't know if a handful of them, all together, could do it.
Savage
Each extra actually adds time as they bicker and passive aggressively "reassure" each other.
Men need women for love and affection. Women need men to....live.
i need no woman for no thing.
Men need women to perpetuate the species.
Women need men to survive.
Speak for yourself..I don't need a woman for a damned thing...lol
Oi, don't downplay love and affection.
Instead of using the phone to film it, why don’t they look up a video on how to jump the car? 🤦♀️
gotta farm those internet points man
@@marcogenovesi8570- as someone who prefers being a wallflower, I don’t understand the clout chasing at all.
Razorfist and I had the exact same reaction. I was covering my face the same way.
"Like watching a boomer set up a VCR."
That's why I was always called over for help, sometimes over the phone!
Right, We're the only ones that know what a vcr is.
Legend has it that they are both still out there trying to jump the car right now!
This is why I don't help them anymore. They know everything, I'm always wrong, so you go, girl.
This is why general maintenance should be required to get a license ! How to change a tire , check your fluids , jump a battery !
Someone should tell them that unscrewing the radiator cap after driving helps to cool the engine quicker.
What's a radiator cap?? 😂
@@kathyflorcruz552 A funny little hat that has a propeller on top, it keeps you cool in the summer
Razors reaction was top level but Blabs deff wins on the dead pan 'For fxxk sake ' boss mode
My brother is a mechanic, cars are pretty much his life. Even HE checks a youtube video when he encounters something new.
Don't mock them for thinking it might explode, IT ACTUALLY MIGHT CAUSE A HYDROGEN EXPLOSION OF THE BATTERY.
This is called a spoiler alert.
batteries have safety valves and caps on the cells so it's not gonna blow. The risk of explosion is if the hydrogen accumulates in an enclosed space, but it needs a while to do that
@HellWaffen there is no explosion even if you do it wrong. It's not a lithium ion cell
It's been so long since I had to think about battery charges that I checked a remote to make sure I wasn't crazy.
Clamp it on where it's marked,Oppenheimer...---- Razorfist
One of my new favorite sayings!!!!
She was acting like she was interacting with the nerve gas from THE ROCK.
the irrational fear of trying to hook up jumper cables is hilarious. You absolutely will not get electrocuted if you touch both posts of a battery with your hands
"I don't need it"
"I don't need it"
"I need it "
If it were two men that didn't know, the second would have used the phone to look it up instead of recording and being useless.
My mom did this to my truck, once. Just melted the cables into the plastic shroud. I let her borrow it and she needed to jump it off because she left the keys in it, if I recall.
To be fair, these are the same kind of people that will take a video of themselves bawling their eyes out or throwing an absolutely unhinged temper tantrum, and cut it, and edit it, and post it. So this is probably the least embarrassing thing they could post.
I cooked a crab then a bowl of fried rice while watching youtube videos on how to do them.
I've done this baked out of my mind with a half rack of beer in me.
"what does an engine block mean?"
ooof yeah, not going to end well.
I was expecting a cut to the explosion and scream meme
This is the epitome of the pot calling the kettle black. People that kind of have a clue critiquing people that have even less of a clue.
- If you get this wrong, there is a chance you'll fry your ecu
- Connect the pos first to prevent sparkage
- Don't be a lesbian
I'm more confused as to why the car batteries seem to be located in their vehicle's trunks. When did that happen?
You only really need one jack, and 4 jack stands. Well atleast 2 jack stands since you can life one of the vehicle onto the stands and use a 3rd point to get the whole thing up..
Never saw batteries in trunks before.
Are you crying? There's no _crying!_ There's no crying in -baseball- auto mechanics!
If there ever will be a car made by Apple, these are the kind of people it would be made for.
You wouldn't be able to change the battery
@@bigearl1624 Naturally. It would be made specifically for people incapable of changing batteries. Or tying their own shoelaces for that matter.
You want to see them really freak out? Tell them that the jumper cables in the military are called "slave cables."
I need to know the story behind that terminology.
@@Gameking40 well, you see- his name was TOBIE!
@@elijahherstal776 koontah-kintay
@@Gameking40 not much to it you slave the electronics of the receiving vehicle to the donating vehicle because all the electronics receive power from that NATO spec port. You can't actually 'jump' the batteries on those vehicles like a car
@@Gameking40 but why?
"I'll just call somebody."
The battle cry of Gen Z.
Lies. Gen Z can't order pizza over the phone.
@@christopherdunstan1708 if it's not an app they are too anxious about it
Lies! We use the app instead of calling.
they looked a little older than Gen Z.
@@howaboutsomesoyfood I'm an old man. To me, you all look like children.
This is why there are instructions labels on shampoo and conditioner.
And there are still people that f it up.
@@Rogue-Mike and that's why they add bad tastes to shampoo and other liquids
Rinse and repeat...@@Rogue-Mike
But can I drink it? It says apple mango!
and no less than 6 warning labels on a new extension cord.
Women posting their L’s as always.
those internet points are valuable
@@marcogenovesi8570yes
Like no. 200
@@hkaayaakuu like number 1
Like men don't post THEIR L's? Tim Pool, Matt Walsh, Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk come to mind.
The worst part about crap like this is that they both probably have a device capable of accessing the entirety of human knowledge in their pockets.
They’re using it to document their incompetence.
I remind people of this fact on a daily basis
In their pockets!? One is using it to film the whole ordeal. They care more about filming their utter stupidity than doing it right.
@@reaper_exd7498 My apologies. *in their hypothetical pockets.
Like my apprentaceship techer said to me.
You don't have to know and memorize everything, just to know where to look for.
Drivers license tests should also include basic maintenance and emergency situations like jumping a battery or changing a tire.
Yes! Those, and measuring tire pressure & when to fill with air, and recognizing the basic fluids & filters, where they go, and when to change.
As well as using a pump on a tire.
100% agreed
In addition to actually getting the license/learner's permit, my folks demanded I and my siblings demonstrate that we could change a tire, check tire pressure, jump a battery, and check a dipstick before we were allowed use of the family fleet.
They used to.
It's people like that who want a big government to nurse them from cradle to grave in exchange for all their freedoms and complete subservience.
...while pretending they oppose patriarchy.
Yeah, "I don't need a man" until you need an oil change, new tires, and a new house.
Until you need anything modern.
Or electricity, water, food, safety.
Not a lot of female truck drivers out there, if trucks stop, the nation falls apart within a week.
@samblack5313 Try 72 hours. Most people have only 3 days' worth of food in their houses.
"I don't know how to do this!"
"I have the combined knowledge of humanity at my fingertips... I'mma gonna film you!"
but think of all the likes they will get instead of solving the issue!
Possible she didn't have a signal, but more likely she didn't think about that.
Yep. I kept wondering why she wasn't doing that.... she absolutely knows how to use her cell phone for internet access. Maybe look up instructions? I genuinely don't get why she decided to film instead.
@@Archedgar They are incredibly passive aggressive and wanted to embarrass their "partner" online.
@@Archedgar Because people don't use their devices to actually look up information or tutorials. They just use social media, make phone calls and install various apps. That's it.
Anyone who's lived in the mid-west as a teenager knows how to jump a car. Cold weather + crappy first car = needing jumper cables.
I had an old van when I was about 18, starter motor was gone, it had to be pushed. Met a girl out and we went back to hers. Woke up the next morning to leave without waking her, realised my van was at the bottom of two hills, kind of like a skateboard half pipe, and the road was slick as Fk.
I was super fit, but that van must’ve weighed over 2t. So I’m trying to get a run up, pushing it half way up one side, then getting a run up, push it higher up the other side, then bumping it on the third, but the road was so slick, the tires didn’t grab.
After about 40 mins of this, and reaching the point of utter physical exhaustion, I looked over, and her entire family was sitting on the porch watching. They had cups of tea and everything.
@@samblack5313 That's a great story. Did you get help with it at least?
Mine would only start with the key in the ignition and opening the hood to touch the starter wire directly to the battery, worked everytime.@@samblack5313
Pro tip. Connect positive to each vehicle first, then connect negative. Then remove negative first, then positive terminal. This helps prevent sparks and voltage spikes.
Shh
Unless the positive cable decides to use you as a ground... .
and also prevents the safety issue she had, whereby she had connected the positive and negative and the other ends were just sat in her other car boot where they could have sparked and set something on fire. as well as it just generally being more dangerous to have both the + and - connected and then be holding the other ends that could then shock something or someone.
Whereas doing the positive on both first then the negative that wont happen, unless you screw up and somehow pull something off by accident maybe.
My dad had the best way of showing this to me and helping me remember:
"Start off doing something with a POSITIVE mindset, and finish it with a POSITIVE outcome."
@maxjohnson1758 Electricity flows from negative to positive.
The vehicle manual used to show you how to adjust the valves on your car. Now it tells you not to drink the battery acid.
If you've ever wondered why that is, now you know after watching this video.
If there's a warning on something, then at least one idiot has already done it.
I really want to know whom drank the battery acid.
@@A_Caat I’ll be honest, I don’t really care what your opinion on 40K is, I like it, and have fun playing it with my friends and kids 😄. I hope you have a nice day. I’ll go find you some warnings about not drinking battery acid.
My dad taught my sister as much as he could about cars and driving. She still drove into a running wash and almost died. Some people just cannot.
Like a running automated wash? What happened?
@@davidmalkowski7850 It's a model of automated wash where you don't have to leave the road to wash. You just set your route and a automated wash is deployed to meet you half way, and it washes your car as you go about your way. Handy but expensive.
@@davidmalkowski7850 A usually dry wash that was experiencing a flash flood.
Men can also be bad drivers. Your comment isnt proving anything. Infact, men tend to have the worst accidents.
I have lived in Arizona for the majority of my life and I have seen more women drive through running washes that they obviously shouldn’t have ever attempted than men. For some reason women just don’t get it.
They both had phones, neither of them looked up a tutorial online.
Exactly. I'll be honest. I'm a man. Thankfully, I've never jumpstarted a car either (I've just been lucky so far). I would have just looked it up real quick. I know it's not a complicated process.
They needed a man to tell them to look it up on RUclips. It probably still hasn't occurred to them!
Crazy that we have a knowledge at our fingertips yet there more stupid people.
@@TheGreenKnight500 the really sad thing is that all modern jumper cables have the instructions clearly written on a tough nylon tag - and written so simple, even an idiot can do it. The above video just demonstrated the ignorance, fear and unwillingness of someone to do something when they think they can just ask someone else.
I imagine if you put that person who was nearly in tears in a situation with no other way, they'd figure it out eventually. Learned helplessness and all that.
Knew a guy through a friend who was trained by his parents to be absolutely helpless. Dude had a licence and could barely drive anywhere, and would always ask people to take him places. Stupid thing was, if there was absolutely nobody who could drive him, he'd get into his own car and go there. It was the dumbest thing ever.
@@Sigurther I think learned helplessness is something that's become culturally enforced. Independence is seen as something dangerous and rebellious to a lot of people.
I find it adorable that you think these chicks actually had dads. I got 20 bucks that says they grew up in a single parent household and it wasn't dad's house.
I hate how they call each other by pet names in a very tryhard way. "Babe" and "Baby" and "Sweetie" and "Honey", like they're trying to convince themselves just as much as everyone watching.
"What does engine block mean?" Dear lord. At least this one had brains to not do it unlike a clip of group of young ladies connecting two cars and starting to drive lines still connected to both cars.
The worst part about that one was they were trying to fix their A/C that way.
@@ghostpunkkilla- 🤨🤦♀️
@@ghostpunkkilla everything can fix an AC if you are brave enough
The thing is- I'm not going to fault a woman for not knowing something simple or being uncertain of it. There have been plenty of times where I'm not sure about something, and I discretely look it up online first- and feel kind of silly and dumb afterward...
Where I fault women is that they'll actually blurt out the question as soon as it pops into their mind, before taking a moment to look it up. It's a symptom of someone that grew up whining about a problem so someone else could come and fix it for them, someone who's never had to take care of a problem or do something on their own.
@@elijahherstal776 I fault them for it because they don't discretely look it up up. There's simply no excuse. Even bums have access to cell phones and the internet.
In this period of time, a man would have already jump started the car, drove to a near by quick stop , grabbed a six pack and a lottery ticket and returned to mock their feeble efforts. But hey, I still love ya ladies, Lord love em' bless their hearts XD
many men lack basic skills these days. Its the reliability paradox.
Better engineering means equipment just works, but it also means the users don't understand how it works or how to make it work.
@@DG-mk7kd Those men were probably raised by single mothers.
Also I'm 43 and I've NEVER met a man who couldn't jump a car, it's about as easy as tying your shoes.....
i mean, for most with limited to no car knowledge. holding a live wire can be pretty scary. i can understand the hesitation and fear. its a fun learning experience 😂
@@TheGraveyarder You're totally missing the point.
@@1w598 what point? that we should all collectively mock a person because they dont know 1 thing? the video is now pointless because they now know learned to jump a car.
My Facebook feed is full of women complaining about how horrible things are while simultaneously saying how great they are while also giving advice how to get as horrible of a life as them
Misery loves company, so they want young women to keep making bad choices to end up like them.
Women love to tell men how they feel, and why it’s wrong to feel that way, and how we should feel instead, yet you can’t speak to them on anything because “you’re a man and wouldn’t understand”
Delete Facebook.
amazing! can totally contradict themselves in one sentence.
@astuteandy the downside to that is I build and sell Knick-Knacks. Old women are my demographic and all the old women are on facebook
Ultimately, why film it? Moreover, why then post it?
It's not necessarily that people are ignorant or too dim to look up a solution to an everyday problem. It's that the relatively mild and trivial "drama" this situation engendered afforded a social media dopamine junkie an opportunity through which to get their next hit.
Normally I don't want to watch idiots but Razorfist's laughter made it worth it.
You're missing out. Idiots are a blast to observe. Lols all around.
😐..............sure.
There is a big difference between not needing a man and not having the ability to get one
What’s really confusing is when women say that you don’t need a man but then tell you that you shouldn’t be doing certain things because that’s what men do.
I’m a SAHM and I took my mom to buy a new tv and she insisted we wait for my husband who is AT WORK to program it. I told her I could do it and she was like “but you’re not a man”. And this woman will go around telling everyone that being single is the best thing ever. I’m like 🤦♀️.
Whats an SAHM?
@@deadbeef576 Stay At Home Mom
And then when someone wants to praise those men for doing "those things that men do", they get mad at you for claiming there's something men do that women overwhelmingly don't. They demand that men do it, but they don't want you to be grateful to those men for doing it, let alone point out that it's overwhelmingly men doing it.
I mean... If that were a VCR, she might have a point. Lol.
Or a housewife as we say in the UK@@asanteperryman6638
I can't fault these women for not knowing, and I'll tell you why:
Every now and then there's something that is pretty simple, everyday, and mundane- and for some reason I'm uncertain about it, even though I SHOULD know. So when I don't know, I'll discretely look it up. I might feel dumb afterward, but- I can at least pretend I knew what I was doing afterward, and no one knows any different. And the thing is, I know we've all been there.
What I DO fault these (and many other) women for:
They started blurting out the question as soon as they realized they didn't know. They didn't whip out the phone and look it up, they didn't even really "ask"- they just whinged in the form of a question. That's an indication of a person whose entire life has been mewling to get what they want, and never had to take care of themselves. They've probably never solved their own problems, at least not in any way that required them to be pro-active and seek out information.
When I was really little my father taught me something valuable: When something happens: crying, whining, and complaining doesn't solve it- you have to get up, use your brain, and do something. That doesn't mean you can't cry, whine, or complain... just do that while you're doing something to fix the problem. He taught me that's the difference between boys and girls- boys are not taught that it is 'wrong' to cry, it's just that girls go through most of their lives crying until someone else comes along to fix the problem and shut them up while boys know they don't have that luxury.
They could have solved their entire problem by watching a 45 second long video on RUclips. There's absolutely no reason a video like this should ever exist. We did it all before the Internet.
I blame the fathers for treating their daughters like fragile princesses. It's all cute and fun until that girl grows up not knowing how to change their oil.
Better said than this video.
Whenever im encouraging the women in my life to learn how to do something new, I remind them that men have no idea what we're doing at first either. Men usually learn things by charging in unprepared, make mistakes boldly, and figure out what didn't work the first time. 🤣
You assume they had fathers. You assume their mother wasn't a psychopath who pushes away the father.
My favourite one of these is "I don't need a man to change my oil, I'll go to a mechanic." Self reliance is a silly myth.
I'd say it's not a myth, it used to be plentiful, but now with the system intentionally dumbing people down and the art of teaching self-reliance is becoming more and more lost everyday, I'd say self-reliance IS becoming a myth,
like finding a unicorn.
The 3 female mechanics on planet earth, will be very busy if feminists get their way 😂
This is my mom. She is the nicest, kindest, most thoughful person you could meet. Very self reliant, grew up on a farm, very mature, graduated college as she worked full time. Why operating a VCR is beyond her is beyond me.
Because there's a huge difference between hands on work & stupid digital devices with TERRIBLE instructions.
Because she's a woman
She does not want to, as simple as that
@@kathyflorcruz552 you can usually just try everything to figure out what happens.It's extremely time consuming though, I don't blame people that feign ignorance
@@kathyflorcruz552 Aaaand we found her. Lol
I wouldn’t get too cocky. Most young men I encounter couldn’t diagnose a loose battery cable or change a bulb. I grew up poor and did all the work on my first car to include brakes, rebuilding a starter and changing a clogged radiator. All the guys I knew could do most auto mechanical work. Now I go to the dealer for service and I hear guys discussing auto mechanics and it’s clear they don’t know bumpkus. Soft generation.
"I blame their Dads"
What Dads?
I blame their single mothers.
They're labeled AND color coded.
That's not enough anymore apparently.
And that offends them.
I tried hard with my daughter, but she took after her mother in total ignorance of everything mechanical and electrical. My wife thought the radiator needed water (don't know why) so she put water in the oil (which I'd just changed.) So I had to do that job again. Luckily she hadn't started the car after contaminating the oil, so I was fortunate.
Then my daughter had a flat tire. She called & asked me what to do; she was in town, so I told her to go to the nearest gas station & they'd help her. They told her she needed a new tire; so she left the old tire & rim there after they put on her spare, and she drove away. When I asked her where the rim was, so that a new tire could be mounted, she said "oh, I didn't know I should keep it, I thought the tires came with rims." Believe me, I did try, but I failed!
Hahahaha
Your failure was thinking your daughter could think like a son would. The second was not preventing the wife from being a poor influence.
I asked my friend, "How did they find the batteries?" and he informed me that they are the type that could find batteries in a pinch. Big batteries too.
They already deleted the video. D:
Apparently not...lol
You would think they would be used to putting two of the same thing together.
Nope, their choices were binary so they were F'd from the start.
It blows my mind how the most stunning and brave and independent women lack basic knowledge , I was a victim of a single mother but still knew how to jump my car, change a tire and the oil, when I was in high school.
“What does an engine block mean!”
Has everyone noticed written instructions have all but been outlawed, a gentleman I spoke with was a technical writer told me they now have to use pictorials with minimal words even in the medical profession, I ask if that was because language barrier and just got a smile he then said partly but more for literacy . Ya we have gone cartoonish and even that failed in this instance.
I can't wait to see these queens fighting on the front lines of the next big one.
Show us how to do it! 😂
I heard Ukraine is preparing to draft women, so maybe we'll see this reality soon enough.
The sad thing is, I don’t want to send women to war, I just want them to recognise and respect the fact they live in the best society on the planet. Western/European men treat our women very well, no other society on the planet comes close, yet our women are hellbent on cutting our knees out.
You guys even got it wrong: you attach the final ground (black) cable to the body or frame of the car.
This is especially important with those dumb little cubby battery locations designed by people who have never actually worked on a car as they trap the hydrogen gas that's emitted by the battery, making them more likely to ignite.
This also prevents you from blowing up the battery and/or melting the wires in case of a ground fault or resistance caused by corrosion of the terminal.
When the battery is in the trunk like that, it can be the case that there are places under the hood for the positive as well as the negative for the car being jumped because you want the power to be injected as near to the starter as you can. In fact, older models of one car I had, you couldn't even get in the trunk to get to the battery if it was flat.
@Mr.Bones1983 suggest you Google, "jumper cables melting" and "battery explosion" "old man."
@@formdoggie5I think Mr Bones may be suggesting literally removing the battery and touching it upside down to the other battery?
@@chaos.corner It's the only way to be sure, Just be sure to shake it a little to get the last couple electrons out.
@@r.connor9280 If any of the electron juice pours out of the battery, make sure to catch it to drink later. It's a guaranteed energy boost from all the tasty electrons.
"I'll just call someone" (someone = a man)
It's people like this why there are warning labels on TIDE PODS telling you not to eat them, that they are NOT candy. 🙄
I was teaching my stepmom (who is in her 80's) how to break loose the lugs on the tire using the jack, and my feminist sister waltzes over and berates me for teaching my stepmom something useless. I'm trying to help someone who still drives feel more secure if they drive out of cel range, and the mouthy feminist is sabotaging that.
My stepmom told me 'go ahead', she wanted to learn.
This shows your mom is smart in knowing what she doesn't know and knowing when to admit she doesn't know it and wants to learn it. Especially in the face of a raging feminist. You should be proud of her.
Your sister, on the other hand, needs to be brought back to reality.
I really appreciate you guys trying to get your audience to choke to death while laughing. BIG PREESH.
The mechanic is smiling right now.
This video makes me want to become a mechanic so I can over charge all the Ls that don’t need a man. 😂
I think this kind of demonstration provides a surpisingly solid basis for quickly and accurately estimating their likely relationship skills.
I bet they don't even know how to change their blinker fluid.
smdh
they need to read the warning about not drinking the blinker fluid
you know pat, i cant tell if you got marco or not or if hes playing along
One polarity at a time and always positive first. I thought they taught this in driver's ed.
the standards have fallen
I took driver's ed in 1990 they didn't teach us this and they didn't teach us how to parallel park. I already knew how to do both before taking the course but the poster above me is correct the standards have definitely nosedived
Past tense, yes. Now they teach kids "no, wiper fluid is not cool aid"
I was taught negative on first off first. Never had a spark. The more you know I guess.
@@DavidD570 sparks are fine either way
Had to replace the headlight on my girlfriend’s car. Autozone helped us pick the correct light, and it took me five minutes to replace the light after watching a video half as long.
One of the first videos I ever found on RUclips was a tutorial about how to make lockpicks from hacksaw blades. You can learn how to do almost anything on RUclips.
It actually raises an interesting question on the topic of female mechanics. Are the odds your average woman could torque bolts to spec greater than those who can't? Pretty frightening actually.
It's 12 volts. She CAN'T get electrocuted
she can't find the positive and negative terminals, so she does not know that either
Granted, I've never grabbed both ends of a battery, but isn't it the amps that injures you during electrocution, which car batteries are great at cranking out?
@@davidmalkowski7850 no, it's the volts. Has to be over 48v to get through your skin
@@davidmalkowski7850 skin is an insulator for low voltage so there is not enough current flow unless you join muliple 12v batts to get like 60 volt or more. For reference, wall power is 120v (in Murca) and 220v in the rest of the world, and it's also alternated current
The UK is 230v (50Hz)@@marcogenovesi8570
This is the most Gen Z thing I've ever seen. Jesus.
I like how one of them starts to cry. I wonder what other menial tasks makes her turn on the waterworks.
Not only are the cables labeled and the battery has -, + icons they are color coded!
Daddy's little princess can never do anything wrong.
Who’s the father?
@@RebelCannonClub74 he left to go buy milk and didn't come back
They don’t have AAA because it has American in the title. Eww.
First ! LOOK AT IT !!!
Why didn't they just Google it??😂 . On my first car, I did my own oil changes and everything. I'm female, but also generation X. I had great parents in a stable home. My dad taught my sister and me all the manly things and mom took care of the girly stuff.
What dads? People tend to not end up that worthless when they have a father figure growing up.
Unfortunately this is all by design. The intentional removal of men, demonizing fathers and destroying boys before they become men is all very real. Not only are boys suffering the effects, but these girls are victims of fatherlessness as well.
Razorfist, you don't use two jacks. You use the jack, and two support stands "Jack stands". Lift one side, put a support, under the car. Same thing on the other side. Knowing where to put the supports is critical as well. The hydraulic rams, in the jack can fail. Then you get a free ticket, to eternity.
It's 2024. Can we just acknowledge that jump packs are a thing. I have a flashlight that can jump my car and charge my phone.
If you've got a phone to record your emotional meltdown at blindly attempting the most basic task, you then also have helpful tutorials on RUclips a few thumb presses away. "how 2 jumpercables", easy as.
Edit: we;lp I guess they stated exactly this towards the end of the video, after I'd posted.
These two are driving is what terrifies me 🤣
1-2 ton death rams.... indeed
Its a mixture of joyous hilarity & pain to watch these dopes. This will never happen to my daughters. I mean, I'm going to teach how to jumpstart a car; but more to the point, they won't need to.
I've got a male Zoomer neighbor kid that's into "hardcore street racing." All he knows about working on cars is putting the peeker anime stickers in the window, same with his friends. Parents all bought them sporty brand new import model cars, they have no idea how they work.
I get there are people, even guys, that don't know how to Jumpstart a car. What I don't get is how you are filming your gf try and fail to do that, yet not think to, I don't know, GO ON RUclips AND WATCH A QUICK VIDEO ON HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY.
Ffs, I don't want to be that guy but its 2024 and you have a phone. Jesus Christ.
As a graduated electrical technician, this was both painful and hilarious to watch
It blows my mind that these generations that grew up with the internet and the literal knowledge of all of mankind AT THEIR FINGERTIPS ... never look stuff up!
Being a car guy, this made me laugh and cringe equally. Also i feel we can blame both parents on this. Especially when my mom was a mechanic for decades and i learned everything from her specifically. Edit: Even girlfriends mom knows plenty and was never mechanic. So both parents can definitely be held responsible here.