Spare a thought for John Normie. So far on this channel he has been beaten with a baseball bat, stabbed with a Samurai sword, shot, been forced to watch Bros, and now burned to death after having his heart ripped out.
He deserves it. He must suffer until the lessons sink in. The government is NOT his friend. The media, banks, corporations, cabals are NOT his friends. Nietzsche's Last Man was a *warning*, and NOT an instruction manual.
What about poor ROBERT PAULSON 😢😕😔? 😢 BUT STAY STRONG EVERYONE ROBERT PAULSON LIVES IN OUR MEMORY AND HIS SACRIFICE SEEMS IVAIN but there is always hope 🙏 ❤
Imagine making a Sitcom called "the Normies", but it's a bit like Bobs Burger where John is the only one reasonable and therefore the one feeling the pain of trying to fit in
If the Multiverse does exist there's clearly an alternate timeline where none of this actually happens. Lucasfilm didn't get sold to Disney and Carrie Fisher would still be alive
Am I the only one who remembers the South Park episode on Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and is really curious what they would say about Dial of Destiny?
Dial of Dysentery? Nothing good, I'm sure. Although they'd probably make an entire episode mocking bad modern sequels in general, rather than a single movie in particular. Or maybe something about Sound of Freedom.
I remember the Free Hat one about the remasters, all the remasters, but I don't remember one about kotcs, which season was that? I'm not hyped about them making a dialtone of density though, they've become consistently less funny over the years. The last kind of funny was the stranger things one when they break all of Cartman's stuff, it reminded me of when Brian and Stewie broke Peter's Surfing Bird record. The "day after tomorrow" was pretty funny, but they already undone it when they made a deal with the manbear-pig so, less funny...
I feel like seeing the Disney symbol is like seeing the eclipse at the beginning of the apocalypse as it shows it is the beginning of the end Edit: my dog started coughing seeing Kathleen Kennedy as she is allergic to the anti christ
Despot Of Antrim. I've listened to a couple of your podcasts. I love your videos about Cleopatra and The Little Mermaid LAR 18. I've listened to your podcast with Fan without a face. I love that one.
They obviously are not creating these movies to make money. They say that they spent a ton of money on the movie but it sure does not look like it. The “woke” movies look like there were many cheap shortcuts used in the making. It appears to me that they are putting out these films just to stick it to the people who grew up enjoying the original movies. The communists and Marxists now own the entertainment corporations and are showing everyone that what was enjoyable in the past is no longer acceptable. Get used to it. They took over the news media a couple of decades ago. They have been losing money ever since and created a market for those who want a one party system. Whoever owns the major stock options of the news corporations has turned it into a propaganda machine. Now it is time to demolish the entertainment sector of media. Remember Venezuela.
Verify age? They want me to upload ID or a credit card to watch a video? I might have considered the ID before the prospect of getting arrested for leaving a comment became thing. But not now. It's never going to happen. :)
I’m younger, I need to see this movie. Looks like King Diamond could make a song out of this it’s so badass! I want to see it untainted by Kathleen Kennedy’s face.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? Oh yeah, it's my favorite one. Great fun, skipped work once to just lie in bed and watch it on a Saturday morning. It was GREAT.
Genuine question: As much anti-woke stuff I see on this channel (which is fine have your own opinion) it starts to feel like you add a little racism in their like have your own beliefs with politics but are you racist at all? I never see you point out the fact that race swaps can go either way and you only seem to joke about the black side of things. I start to wonder that if you take the race swap in the little mermaid so poorly, what if it was a situation like a live action spiderverse and miles was white. Would you say that’s a win or would you feel the same way about the little mermaids race swap. Idk just something to think about.
None of the movies I have reviewed have non-white to white race swaps, they only go in one direction; Miles is a poor example as he is considered a tokenized character though I like the Spiderverse movies and have no problem with the character.
Well, I enjoyed the film for what it is. Granted, it wasn't as great as the OG trilogy, but it wasn't terrible either, like it wasn't Last Jedi terrible. And no, I haven't seen Rise of Skywalker, knowing that Solo disappointed me. Calling it "woke" just because of the "Duh, Kathleen Kennedy ruined this movie like she ruined Star Wars!" or "Duh, there's a fucking capitalism joke! It sucks!" or the performance of the female lead seemed very stupid. So, I'll honestly give Dial of Destiny a merciful 7.5 out of 10.
Spare a thought for John Normie. So far on this channel he has been beaten with a baseball bat, stabbed with a Samurai sword, shot, been forced to watch Bros, and now burned to death after having his heart ripped out.
Poor Johnathan Norman (goes by John Normie); suffering the crime of being a straight white man in a world that hates him for who he is.
He deserves it. He must suffer until the lessons sink in.
The government is NOT his friend.
The media, banks, corporations, cabals are NOT his friends.
Nietzsche's Last Man was a *warning*, and NOT an instruction manual.
I'm new, why does he look like the hero formerly known as Superman?
#JusticeForJohn
What about poor ROBERT PAULSON 😢😕😔? 😢 BUT STAY STRONG EVERYONE ROBERT PAULSON LIVES IN OUR MEMORY AND HIS SACRIFICE SEEMS IVAIN but there is always hope 🙏 ❤
Imagine making a Sitcom called "the Normies", but it's a bit like Bobs Burger where John is the only one reasonable and therefore the one feeling the pain of trying to fit in
If the Multiverse does exist there's clearly an alternate timeline where none of this actually happens. Lucasfilm didn't get sold to Disney and Carrie Fisher would still be alive
At least, we'll always have Tatooine and those scenes in Jabba's palace...
Am I the only one who remembers the South Park episode on Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and is really curious what they would say about Dial of Destiny?
Dial of Dysentery? Nothing good, I'm sure. Although they'd probably make an entire episode mocking bad modern sequels in general, rather than a single movie in particular.
Or maybe something about Sound of Freedom.
@@mirceazaharia2094 "or maybe something about Sound Of Freedom" oh no, poor Kenny...
I remember the Free Hat one about the remasters, all the remasters, but I don't remember one about kotcs, which season was that?
I'm not hyped about them making a dialtone of density though, they've become consistently less funny over the years.
The last kind of funny was the stranger things one when they break all of Cartman's stuff, it reminded me of when Brian and Stewie broke Peter's Surfing Bird record. The "day after tomorrow" was pretty funny, but they already undone it when they made a deal with the manbear-pig so, less funny...
We applaud you, Despot.
👏👏👏👏
Thanks for making this its own video lol the John Normie shtick always cracks me up
Light, get the death note...
dude this channel is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
Based on a true story.
The true story of 2024. "Current day".
Yeah, this is accurate.
Dial of Dysentry
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..."
-Bilbo Baggins
I feel like seeing the Disney symbol is like seeing the eclipse at the beginning of the apocalypse as it shows it is the beginning of the end
Edit: my dog started coughing seeing Kathleen Kennedy as she is allergic to the anti christ
Despot Of Antrim. I've listened to a couple of your podcasts. I love your videos about Cleopatra and The Little Mermaid LAR 18. I've listened to your podcast with Fan without a face. I love that one.
I was lucky to see the original vid before you had to re-upload. Stupid RUclips. Stupid demonetization.
There was a original?
Despot Of Antrim. Sorry RUclips took down your Barbie video. I liked it. I hope you put it back up.
It's back up, it was a copyright claim from British Press Agency.
Well done! 🌞
The normies have begun to heed our warnings.
Very slowly 🐌. But later is better than never.
Who are you? I’m Helena… Helena Handbasket.
This happened to Me.
They obviously are not creating these movies to make money. They say that they spent a ton of money on the movie but it sure does not look like it. The “woke” movies look like there were many cheap shortcuts used in the making. It appears to me that they are putting out these films just to stick it to the people who grew up enjoying the original movies. The communists and Marxists now own the entertainment corporations and are showing everyone that what was enjoyable in the past is no longer acceptable. Get used to it. They took over the news media a couple of decades ago. They have been losing money ever since and created a market for those who want a one party system. Whoever owns the major stock options of the news corporations has turned it into a propaganda machine. Now it is time to demolish the entertainment sector of media.
Remember Venezuela.
Despot Of Antrim. I just watched your podcast with Fan without a face again. I watch your videos often. Any plans for your next one?
Is Indiana Jones played by a man who had the same family initial as the person who built both the ford mustang and the ford bronco
If anyone hasn;t noticed, that's the 69th video
Poor John Normie
So Henry Cavill is the face of John Normie. But who is the face of Jane Normie?
It's Henry Cavill's face through a female filter.
@@DespotofAntrim Aaaah, smart.
@@DespotofAntrim Ah so AI and deepfakes strike again.
Só, if Henry Cavill was a woman she would be pretty. I mean a XY woman, no piracy.
@@DespotofAntrim Should be Gina Carano or Emily Blunt imo.
Accurate and fitting
chad john
Verify age? They want me to upload ID or a credit card to watch a video? I might have considered the ID before the prospect of getting arrested for leaving a comment became thing. But not now. It's never going to happen. :)
Stop torturing poor John! What you will do next? Force him to watch Cats?
He'll be assassinated in my next video.
Cats is pretty much my guilty pleasure.
Brilliant 😂
I thought for a sec you had to upload your original video a 3rd time after another false copyright strike.
We need to start an algorithm rights movement so they get to work a shift and off so the Despot can upload the good stuff in between.
#firekathleenkennedy
Despot Of Antrim. Ken is the hero of the Barbie movie😊. Ken bully!
💀
Honestly somebody seriously go back in time and take a copy of the script for The Last Jedi give it to George Lucas he will cancel the deal
Who knows? Maybe he'll do it himself...
Is his wife named Jane Normie?
Good guess.
Who’s is that lady lol?
hahaha ... :-)
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought it was perfectly fine. I enjoyed the movie. Even what’s-her-name didn’t bother me. But whatever, if you didn’t like it that’s fine too.
I’m younger, I need to see this movie. Looks like King Diamond could make a song out of this it’s so badass! I want to see it untainted by Kathleen Kennedy’s face.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom? Oh yeah, it's my favorite one. Great fun, skipped work once to just lie in bed and watch it on a Saturday morning. It was GREAT.
Don't believe the people who says "it's the worst of the original trilogy", it's great!
Despot Of Antrim. Please let me know if you get this comment
I got it.
@@DespotofAntrim Good.
Absolutely hilarious
Why don't you talk about a film you LOVE?
I talked about 3 of them in my last video.
Genuine question: As much anti-woke stuff I see on this channel (which is fine have your own opinion) it starts to feel like you add a little racism in their like have your own beliefs with politics but are you racist at all? I never see you point out the fact that race swaps can go either way and you only seem to joke about the black side of things. I start to wonder that if you take the race swap in the little mermaid so poorly, what if it was a situation like a live action spiderverse and miles was white. Would you say that’s a win or would you feel the same way about the little mermaids race swap. Idk just something to think about.
None of the movies I have reviewed have non-white to white race swaps, they only go in one direction; Miles is a poor example as he is considered a tokenized character though I like the Spiderverse movies and have no problem with the character.
Well, I enjoyed the film for what it is. Granted, it wasn't as great as the OG trilogy, but it wasn't terrible either, like it wasn't Last Jedi terrible. And no, I haven't seen Rise of Skywalker, knowing that Solo disappointed me. Calling it "woke" just because of the "Duh, Kathleen Kennedy ruined this movie like she ruined Star Wars!" or "Duh, there's a fucking capitalism joke! It sucks!" or the performance of the female lead seemed very stupid. So, I'll honestly give Dial of Destiny a merciful 7.5 out of 10.
Did you get in contact with EFAP yet? Would love to see you there
I have had no contact with them, I have never turned down a stream offer and see no reason not to do EFAP if invited.
@@DespotofAntrim Assume it's a matter of time, your content is amazing!