A Dangerous Man - ralphthemoviemaker

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  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist 2 года назад +2945

    Ohh, Steven Seagal's explanation in that interview was so enlightening. So the reason why he's so slow at fighting in movies is because he normally moves so fast that the cameras can't capture it.

    • @someonefromsomewhere1009
      @someonefromsomewhere1009 2 года назад +115

      He has such a beautiful way with words

    • @theotherdill6675
      @theotherdill6675 2 года назад +153

      Wow, now that is a powerhouse of a man, a true mitochondria

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 2 года назад +55

      He's like Bruce Lee in that way

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 2 года назад +41

      Even those mirror cameras that capture tank projectiles flying couldn't capture him

    • @LorenzoDoesntExist
      @LorenzoDoesntExist 2 года назад +44

      Guys, who's a better martial artist, Bruce Lee or Christopher Reeve?
      You have to remember that back then, there was no CGI, so Christopher Reeve actually had to train extensively so that he could lift that helicopter for real. I think we can all agree that compared to Reeve, Lee is a rank amateur.

  • @sw33tshar3
    @sw33tshar3 2 года назад +2434

    Steven using a body double for such things as walking and standing up is my favorite part of these movies

    • @theotherdill6675
      @theotherdill6675 2 года назад +95

      He's a total badass huh, I wouldn't wanna mess with that yung blud

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 года назад +31

      Big Bruce Willis vibes.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад +62

      @@justincruz5720 Bruce at least had an unfortunate excuse

    • @untroubledwaters2137
      @untroubledwaters2137 2 года назад

      @@justincruz5720 Oh man, he was suffering from aphasia...have some sympathy and humanity please and make fun of Segal all you want (he's a dick) but leave people who are suffering from disease alone.

    • @justincruz5720
      @justincruz5720 2 года назад +2

      @@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 Really? Why is that?

  • @erolaras7268
    @erolaras7268 2 года назад +1364

    I love how in every film he says something like "I gave 14 years to the military" or "i spent decades in special ops" but he looks like he spent a week in fat camp but was kicked out because they found his hidden m&ms

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 2 года назад +80

      It was those 6 years of hard time with all that unhealthy prison food & no exercise

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 года назад +15

      He's gonna do a Ronald Reagan and start believing that he was, in fact, an active member of special forces who fought in Iraq, Afghanistan, and...in World War Two.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 2 года назад +45

      @@aarondavis8943 Already happened, he has claimed in an interview that he trained Special Forces operatives in hand-to-hand combat, during the Vietnam War and also run security for high profile politicians and what not. In the same interview he was trashtalking on guys like Chuck Norris.
      Here´s the thing: there are absolutely no records of him, serving in any capacity in the US Military (neither as enlisted or civilian personnel) nor did the Secret Service ever had any relationship with him.
      On the other hand, Chuck Norris has in fact served in the US Air Force, as a military police officer on an airbase in S. Korea, in the late 50's. (this is how he got into Martial Arts btw. but of his training as mil. police officer was training with local S. Korean masters.)

    • @danitho
      @danitho 2 года назад

      NOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Wackaz
      @Wackaz 2 года назад +4

      Fat camp 😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @BOFAMET
    @BOFAMET 2 года назад +542

    "I will snatch every mother fucker birthday" is my most favorite line in cinema history.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 года назад +38

      It would probably be my favourite too, if I could only work out what the fuck it means.

    • @YatiAcharya
      @YatiAcharya 2 года назад +6

      I'm going to bring that into my conversations 😂🙏🏻

    • @brendamargareth3994
      @brendamargareth3994 2 года назад +18

      Funniest thing is that it doesn’t even make sense but he thinks he’s such a badass saying it 😭

    • @marine-001
      @marine-001 2 года назад +6

      I never got what it means. what the f*** does it mean?

    • @normalgraham
      @normalgraham 2 года назад +24

      He means that he will make it so that none of the people he's referring to will have birthdays anymore, which is a pretty goofy and morbid way of looking at the whole scenario

  • @herclowness
    @herclowness 2 года назад +1871

    A legend like Steven Seagal doesn't need to act. He IS a dangerous man. Stated many times by himself.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 2 года назад +28

      And by various Victims!

    • @SummonerSkipper
      @SummonerSkipper 2 года назад +19

      He's the king of improv

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 2 года назад +20

      He's been dangerous for 85 years

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 2 года назад +20

      That’s probably why Russia loves him so much

    • @TheSneakyDuck
      @TheSneakyDuck 2 года назад +31

      He's very dangerous if you're a woman, a dog, or 100 chickens

  • @williamnoonan7380
    @williamnoonan7380 2 года назад +759

    Seagal looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone in every scene.

    • @lyudmilapavlichenko7551
      @lyudmilapavlichenko7551 2 года назад +27

      Steven Seagal doesn't get kidney stones. Kidney stones get Steven Seagal.

    • @sanatoriumnugget6598
      @sanatoriumnugget6598 2 года назад +22

      I dont like to get a kidney stone unless i pass it

    • @bozotheclown1142
      @bozotheclown1142 2 года назад +6

      Just passing a kidney stone, brothar

    • @Uncle_Mau
      @Uncle_Mau 2 года назад +1

      That wouldn't be to farfetched.

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 года назад +2

      There's no way he'd be tough enough to still be walking around. Kidney stones are fucking agonizing.
      How bout we say he's got gas. More believable.

  • @corduroycal
    @corduroycal 2 года назад +508

    He’s dangerous to anyone standing in front of him at the buffet line

    • @slavdaman
      @slavdaman 2 года назад +82

      If he starts a meal, he's gotta finish it

    • @ashleybrooke2087
      @ashleybrooke2087 2 года назад

      Or to every motherfucker's birthday that he snatches

    • @Garbagejuicewaterfall
      @Garbagejuicewaterfall 2 года назад +2

      You must Yield !

    • @sandyn3384
      @sandyn3384 2 года назад +1

      😁😂😂😂

    • @dylanmonstrum1538
      @dylanmonstrum1538 2 года назад +7

      @@imsorryrumham7686 But I got another rule: I don't eat salads

  • @ChrisTrenary
    @ChrisTrenary 2 года назад +922

    If there's one thing I respect about Ralph above all else, it's that if he starts a fight, he's gotta finish it.

    • @MrDrProfessorPurple
      @MrDrProfessorPurple 2 года назад +27

      And he wouldn’t willingly start a fight with just anyone, but they got T.

    • @DonkeyBoyVids
      @DonkeyBoyVids 2 года назад +23

      He's got a lot of enemies

    • @RinkoDinko
      @RinkoDinko 2 года назад +8

      If he has a drone, he’s gotta release it

    • @SavageBroadcast
      @SavageBroadcast 2 года назад +17

      Well Ralph wasn't born on a fuckin turnip truck, man.

    • @patrickkinnear8625
      @patrickkinnear8625 2 года назад +4

      He wouldn't start a fight unless he finished it.

  • @christiananderson4909
    @christiananderson4909 2 года назад +326

    You know that guttural, lazy groan you make after binging on Taco Bell, and chasing it with a few high gravity beers? Steven Seagal is a sentient version of that.

    • @ethan8804
      @ethan8804 2 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @MyUnoriginalUsername
      @MyUnoriginalUsername 2 года назад +1

      He's the human equivalent to the bottom of a pint

    • @haeuptlingaberja4927
      @haeuptlingaberja4927 2 года назад +11

      I was with you all the way up until the "sentient" part...

    • @raultrashlord4404
      @raultrashlord4404 2 года назад +7

      ironically what you have to do to get through a Steven Seagal film

    • @HaveanOreshnik
      @HaveanOreshnik 2 года назад +9

      Steven Seagal is basically the after picture after eating nacho cheese and donuts for the last 3 years

  • @ZombieByte
    @ZombieByte 2 года назад +171

    i love him saying he kicks a dude across a room faster than the camera can register, it's like he heard that story about how bruce lee used to have to slow down his moves to keep up with the old ass low fps cameras that were used when his movies were made and Steven just went "yea that sounds cool, i can do that too" completely ignoring the fact that modern frame rates are much higher and he would have to be some superhuman god for that to even be remotely plausible

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 2 года назад +29

      He's like a kid making up stories to impress his friends lol

    • @simonriley4131
      @simonriley4131 2 года назад +14

      I don't even know why "some superhuman god" in context with Steven Frederick Seagal, the dangerous man in the flesh, made me laugh so fucking hard

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 2 года назад +2

      This comment is 2 days old and surprisingly doesn't have over 1k likes.

    • @marine-001
      @marine-001 2 года назад +4

      it needs brain to understand these things, which Steven sold away many many years ago.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 2 года назад +2

      Well, he is the King of Improv.

  • @jochemvanest
    @jochemvanest 2 года назад +565

    he is a good man, but if you make steven seagall angry he is a dangerous man

    • @jollyredgiant203
      @jollyredgiant203 2 года назад +61

      And if you try to shoot the dangerous man you will find he is a hard target

    • @iamahiphopfan3759
      @iamahiphopfan3759 2 года назад +34

      @@jollyredgiant203 and that dangerous man isn’t only a hard target he’s Out For A Kill

    • @BaronOfZLand
      @BaronOfZLand 2 года назад +1

      Because if you piss him off, he will snatch every motherfucker birthday.

    • @macnsteez3938
      @macnsteez3938 2 года назад +2

      Steven Seagal is A Good Man but if you make him angry he is A Dangerous Man who is Hard to Kill. His General Commander has ordered him to use Attrition and The Asian Connection(s) to take out The Great China Salesman with Maximum Conviction, but only Steven's Code Of Honour can lead to his Absolution.

    • @hewhobattles8869
      @hewhobattles8869 2 года назад +16

      Do think he's a Keeper? Or does he belong in The Belly of the Beast?

  • @uiomancannot7931
    @uiomancannot7931 2 года назад +502

    No you don't understand, Seagal's body double is one of the main characters, if you knew the lore you wouldn't have made that glaring mistake. In the source material, Seagal got into a teleporter accident where he fused himself with somebody who looks like him, and he constantly changes between himself and the person who he fused with.

    • @intruder313
      @intruder313 2 года назад +27

      And it was double that pooped himself on set - not the great SS

    • @kiptelgat
      @kiptelgat 2 года назад +6

      explains his inflation

    • @pb9154
      @pb9154 2 года назад +13

      Almost correct, he fused with someone who KIND of looks like him if you squint really hard.

    • @Itemtotem
      @Itemtotem 2 года назад

      Sounds confusing

    • @kaaronhudson8112
      @kaaronhudson8112 2 года назад +1

      I didn't read the comic so...

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 2 года назад +122

    It's so insane to me that Steven used to share the screen with big-name talent like Tommy Lee Jones and Kurt Russell. I legitimately don't think I've seen another actor's career fall off this hard.

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Год назад

      You would almost pity the guy...if he wasn't such a jackass.

    • @officialFredDurstfanclub
      @officialFredDurstfanclub Год назад +5

      Cuba Gooding Jr went from winning an Oscar to doing nothing but Direct to Video and then got hit with multiple lawsuits for… reasons

    • @ShotgunNShacK
      @ShotgunNShacK Год назад +5

      Oh dude there's numerous actors and actresses whose careers nosedived after scandals and being cancelled into the Hollywood black hole. Kevin spacey more recently. Cuba gooding. James franco. Nick Staal. Bridget Fonda. Micheal Richards...just to name a few. Charlie sheen. List goes on. At least seagal remains somewhat relevant due to the fact that even we take an interest in him 😂. In his case, any publicity is good publicity for him.

    • @104thironmike4
      @104thironmike4 Год назад

      Bruce Willis movies are exactly like Seagal movies, too @@ShotgunNShacK

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 Год назад +1

      ​@@ShotgunNShacKThose aren't really the same. Seagal's career started going downhill before people took allegations seriously when he stopped trying. In his case the scandals just accelerated it.

  • @tumssfestival
    @tumssfestival 2 года назад +757

    I'll never get tired of these Steven Seagal reviews. it's always top tier content

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 2 года назад +10

      I'll never get tired of seeing your beautiful face

    • @PierceMD
      @PierceMD 2 года назад +2

      This is the only time I like Seagal

    • @someonefromsomewhere1009
      @someonefromsomewhere1009 2 года назад +23

      @@ChildishGambeaner huh

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 2 года назад +4

      @@someonefromsomewhere1009 that's my ex. This is the only place she hasn't blocked me from

    • @ChildishGambeaner
      @ChildishGambeaner 2 года назад +5

      @@ItsMeBarnaby I'm joking lol

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 2 года назад +174

    I like how he uses body doubles on a bunch of scenes that aren't stunts, this is a man who likes appear on set only when absolutely necessary, and a man who likes to eat good.

    • @epicguy44
      @epicguy44 2 года назад +14

      You could have just stopped at eat

    • @sickrandy2946
      @sickrandy2946 2 года назад +1

      and a man who is dangerous

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 года назад +5

      Dangerous to all-you-can-eat buffets. As I used to be.

  • @ThatBugBehindYou
    @ThatBugBehindYou 2 года назад +319

    Ironically enough Steven Seagal is actually a very dangerous man because he is regularly employed to train bodyguards, police, military, and more rarely self defense.
    You might ask why that's dangerous. You'll find that police, military, and bodyguards being trained by Steven only leads to incompetence that makes an easy situation much harder and increases the likelihood of someone getting shot because physical force falls through. When these people aren't confident because they got horrible training lives end up getting lost.
    I don't think I have to explain that self defense training only leads to people getting themselves hurt a lot more than they would've if they were trained by an actual professional.

    • @EBTwitts
      @EBTwitts 2 года назад

      They probably only hire him as a "what not to do" thing and nobody has the heart to tell him the real reason they hire him.

    • @kiptelgat
      @kiptelgat 2 года назад +25

      I wanna have faith in the people hiring him and think that they call him for company and birthday parties.

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Год назад

      @@kiptelgat Clowns. The only buffoons who DONT make me laugh.

  • @SonicHaXD
    @SonicHaXD 2 года назад +765

    The body double shots are hilarious XD

    • @r1areone377
      @r1areone377 2 года назад +2

      Oh wow your here :0

    • @comixproviderftw_02
      @comixproviderftw_02 2 года назад

      Especially the *brightened one

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +1

      My haters throw rocks at me and IT hurts. I hope they don't throw The Rock at me because I like him as an actor. GAGAGAGAGA!!! I am funny!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr EVAH! Please agree, dear son

    • @iamarabicandiloveamericanp7137
      @iamarabicandiloveamericanp7137 2 года назад +9

      @@AxxLAfriku Cringe AF

    • @JustinCage56
      @JustinCage56 2 года назад

      Loved your DC VS MK review btw

  • @dextervepps8794
    @dextervepps8794 2 года назад +315

    Oh my, the fighting at 8:19. It is just straight up "two kids who don't know how to fight and don't want to hurt each other" swinging. Amazing.

    • @justinormond5093
      @justinormond5093 2 года назад

      A true bitch boy slap fight

    • @TheOctavian316
      @TheOctavian316 2 года назад +23

      Two siblings in a slap fight over who gets the last cookie.

    • @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317
      @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 2 года назад +8

      It's like watching little kids at kindergarten fighting over a chocolate 😂😂

    • @fazebooquifius3186
      @fazebooquifius3186 2 года назад +17

      I feel so bad for the stuntman who has to try and make Steven Segalls wild flailing look like a mastery of martial arts.
      He's trying to hit Segalls arms as he waves them around so that it looks like he is being blocked

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 2 года назад +6

      That's how Steven Seagal fights. He calls it "Aikido"

  • @vissova
    @vissova 2 года назад +262

    Steven is such a lazy chublord I can't help but feel like the tough badass role he keeps playing is a joke and he's secretly self aware about it.

    • @gaylordfocker7990
      @gaylordfocker7990 2 года назад +61

      Any skill he had was gone in the late 90s. You don't get to be a martial arts master without practice, training, and diet. He does none of this. Aikido is not a badass martial art either. He's definitely a phony on the level of Frank Dux. Gene Lebell choked him out and made him shit his pants.

    • @awbr1991
      @awbr1991 2 года назад

      @@gaylordfocker7990 yet people still defend him. It's unreal.
      Guy is and has always been a fraud, not to mention the huge list of sexual assault allegations against him since the 90s

    • @TalentCaldwell
      @TalentCaldwell 2 года назад +46

      That’s the thing with narcissists, there is no self-awareness. They view everything through an imagined perception of themselves as being the greatest at everything always and incapable of losing (unless someone “cheated”).

    • @panonymousbloom5405
      @panonymousbloom5405 2 года назад +36

      @@TalentCaldwell yeah, there's no way he has any self awareness whatsoever. Nobody can troll without breaks and so good for so many years. It's kind of inspiring, really. I wish I could constantly make an idiot out of myself, looking like an irritated walrus, yet have the self-confidence of the star blockbuster lead.

    • @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access
      @Werewolf.with.Internet.Access 2 года назад +13

      Heh chublord

  • @rainsoakedpuppy
    @rainsoakedpuppy 2 года назад +80

    These movies remind me of the music videos that wealthy suburbanite parents spend $10k on for their kids to be in. Basically a production where everyone works very hard to make one person look good. My heart goes out to those talented stunt people who have to try and make Steven's feckless flailing look somehow competent.

  • @mr.atomictitan9938
    @mr.atomictitan9938 2 года назад +55

    "I don't start a fight, unless I finish it."
    My brain had a stroke trying to comprehend this quote.

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 года назад +10

      I like to intrepret it as "I'm a coward" with extra steps

    • @mr.atomictitan9938
      @mr.atomictitan9938 2 года назад

      @@PointsofData this quote could be deeper than we think. Could it be that a being coward is how to fight brainless goons in all of his movies?

    • @jortiz1451
      @jortiz1451 2 года назад +1

      It’s a paradox. 😂

    • @mr.atomictitan9938
      @mr.atomictitan9938 2 года назад

      @@jortiz1451 best quote of 2022 and beyond

  • @ssharkbait
    @ssharkbait 2 года назад +15

    Every stunt performer in a scene with him deserves a medal for how much extra work they put in to at least make it appear that Seagal is moving, let alone fighting. It’s almost heartbreaking to see them do every thing they can to sell it while Seagal flaps his hands around like there’s a gnat buzzing around his large head and he mouth breathes.

  • @TalentedTeensOf1998
    @TalentedTeensOf1998 2 года назад +44

    The way he talks in his movies sounds like he's trying to do a tough guy voice.

  • @chiricahuaapache5132
    @chiricahuaapache5132 2 года назад +53

    I've never seen a Steven Seagal film where an opponent manages to land a punch on him ... He's that good.

    • @David-nd4to
      @David-nd4to 2 года назад +9

      Glimmer man. He gets hit in that lol

    • @lrts1lrts181
      @lrts1lrts181 2 года назад

      He lost from Danny Trejo in Machete.

    • @superlombax1561
      @superlombax1561 8 месяцев назад

      His power level is too high.

  • @jaidarling8855
    @jaidarling8855 2 года назад +75

    For Nobody, Bob did literally all of the action scenes and stunt work and it took him several years to train for it. He was fully dedicated to that production.

    • @nackskott12
      @nackskott12 2 года назад +14

      Bob Odenkirk fucking rules, what an actor.

    • @jaidarling8855
      @jaidarling8855 2 года назад +7

      @@nackskott12 yeah, I'm not looking forward to the end of Better Call Saul.....

    • @DHCR-core
      @DHCR-core 2 года назад +1

      Shoulda Called Saul

    • @AztecUnshaven
      @AztecUnshaven 2 года назад +2

      Lol stop it. Bob would get folded in half by Seagal.

    • @DHCR-core
      @DHCR-core 2 года назад +11

      @@AztecUnshaven Seagal can't even fold his arms to shoulder a rifle properly.

  • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
    @drenchedinsyrupp6059 2 года назад +43

    Steven Seagal moves so slowly and uses such little effort because he’s sparing us from his overwhelming cosmic might. His power has only grown exponentially over the years and even the slightest lapse in his near Messianic concentration could lead to cataclysm beyond our understanding.

  • @DVarelatenors
    @DVarelatenors 2 года назад +50

    Ralph basing his whole income around Steven Seagals work, and I’m all for it.

  • @casualfilth2241
    @casualfilth2241 2 года назад +39

    It took the third instalment of Ralphs Steven Frederic Segal Saga to finally learn about his middle name and it was worth the wait.
    Keep up the good work Ralph.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 2 года назад +2

      I wish he’d gone with calling himself S. Fred Seagal. There’s a certain ring to that.

    • @casualfilth2241
      @casualfilth2241 2 года назад

      @@markiangooley I agree, it does have a certain ring to it.

  • @nikkyboy1067
    @nikkyboy1067 2 года назад +9

    "I don't like to start a fight unless I finish it."
    - Steven Frederic Seagal, staring down a hefty meatball sub with extra parmesan cheese.

  • @krishanuA
    @krishanuA 2 года назад +38

    Someone very wise had said in another video: "The only dangerous thing about Steven Seagal is his cholesterol level."
    It bears repetition here since it's true for Steven Frederic Seagal too.

  • @7411y
    @7411y 2 года назад +16

    The recording for these movies is quite simple
    1. Figure out which shots Steven is in where he faces the camera
    2. Film those (in one day)
    3. Record any of his lines where he doesn't (in a studio) (in one day)
    4. Film the rest of it

  • @debasershow6177
    @debasershow6177 2 года назад +88

    Steven isn't just a dangerous man, he's a good man

    • @maxkennedy8075
      @maxkennedy8075 2 года назад +16

      He’s dangerous to the on set buffet

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 2 года назад +1

      @@maxkennedy8075 that's the damn truth, for sure 👍🏻

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 2 года назад +16

    My theory with the body double is that it's the only way to get a woman in a lead role.
    "We want you to be our lead in A Dangerous Man, alongside Steven Seagal."
    "Urgh. Gross. Not for all the money in the world."
    "Don't worry, you won't actually have to go near Steven Seagal."

  • @_icy4342
    @_icy4342 2 года назад +32

    Ah yes, the "man" trilogy. A good man, a dangerous man, and a serious man

    • @nomukun1138
      @nomukun1138 2 года назад +10

      A Good Man. A Dangerous Man. A Serious Man. There's a Body in Here, Man.

  • @oddysee3030
    @oddysee3030 2 года назад +46

    Steven Frederick Segal's body double makes Walter Bruce Willis's body double look really convincing.

  • @inurokuwarz
    @inurokuwarz 2 года назад +21

    I like how Steven wears black in dark rooms so it diffuses the shape of his body.

  • @lorenzoogg4387
    @lorenzoogg4387 2 года назад +46

    I can't express how happy I am that ralph is making more of this comedic heavier editing format! Awesome video Ralph!

  • @hypethekomodo6495
    @hypethekomodo6495 2 года назад +78

    Even in his interviews the ego on display is...urgh.
    "We had some trouble though with the camera crew because in some scenes I would kick some guy so fast, he would go flying across the room..." You almost kicking yourself off your feet trying to do a kick doesn't count, Steve.

  • @APoleYouKnow
    @APoleYouKnow 2 года назад +26

    I'm so glad the "Birthday" line made a comeback towards the end.

  • @hrodvithit
    @hrodvithit 2 года назад +8

    My favourite thing about seagall calling himself a warrior that doesn't strike till someone cross3s the line, is the fact that he's literally just punched people's throats for no reason.

  • @ameliadavidson360
    @ameliadavidson360 2 года назад +10

    Ralph, thank you for these videos. Seriously. My brother's had a stressful time since his deployment, and these reviews make him laugh so hard and bring him joy. Thank you.

  • @Romany1111
    @Romany1111 2 года назад +7

    Seagal is creating an entire sub-industry of comedy. Ralph, your reviews are devastating.

  • @wretchedgames5194
    @wretchedgames5194 2 года назад +110

    Ralph is too understandable for his impressions of Steven seagal

    • @suezuccati304
      @suezuccati304 2 года назад +1

      He's just some pills of aderall away from emulating Steven Seagall perfectly

  • @0hellow797
    @0hellow797 2 года назад +10

    The silent film bit at the end was amazing. Thank you Ralph

  • @isaacbear7115
    @isaacbear7115 2 года назад +15

    This is first time you sounded excited in months. I'm so happy to hear that. Hope you're doing well.

  • @Sedward9
    @Sedward9 2 года назад +182

    You gotta give it to Segal, he is consistent. Consistent in somehow getting good looking female leads to be his partner in these movies.

    • @haroldasusus4684
      @haroldasusus4684 2 года назад +34

      Money

    • @gaylordfocker7990
      @gaylordfocker7990 2 года назад +42

      He handpicks them himself. No lie. Read the stories from his directors.

    • @Swirlixer
      @Swirlixer 2 года назад

      He's been accused of sexual assault and harassment like a dozen times since the 90s

    • @TheLakabanzaichrg
      @TheLakabanzaichrg 2 года назад +29

      Sponsored by China's finest trafficking rings

    • @patrickbateman312
      @patrickbateman312 2 года назад +21

      It would shock you how little money or fame it takes for a woman to debase herself.

  • @somedudefromTX
    @somedudefromTX 2 года назад +24

    There are people who sincerely think Steven Seagal is a badass and that's hilarious

  • @christiangomez320
    @christiangomez320 2 года назад +18

    Hi, Ralph. Great review. I feel like you’ve been a little bit more somber this year. I hope you’re doing well and wish you the best.

  • @leewright1
    @leewright1 2 года назад +16

    Yes!!! Please Ralph never stop giving Seagal his "due". I'd say he's a pastiche of his former "heyday" self but I'd be more inclined to call him a pastry nowadays. Lots and lots of pastries.

  • @more17
    @more17 2 года назад +31

    Alright, more Seagal let's go!
    Thank you for suffering through these godawful movies for our enjoyment, Ralph.

  • @clumsypigeons7396
    @clumsypigeons7396 2 года назад +8

    Two things. One, super weird that I was thinking about Fire Down Below this morning and then I see your video. Two, I won’t even lie. I was head over heels for this man when I was a kid. Fire Down Below and Under Siege were my favorite movies of his. I watched them on VHS over and over again. 😂😂

  • @Vesspix
    @Vesspix 2 года назад +21

    I love all your videos Ralph, thanks for the hours of entertainment!

  • @Mickael_Mineo
    @Mickael_Mineo 2 года назад +14

    7:15 reminds me of Mr. Incredible and his tiny ass car, especially the way he leans down to see the "road" better.

  • @LevitatingCups
    @LevitatingCups 2 года назад +3

    Gotta love it when the punches are thrown from so far away that they have no chance of connecting.

  • @infelicities
    @infelicities 2 года назад +19

    damn i wish ralphthemoviemaker still made movies

  • @nachowarrior1
    @nachowarrior1 2 года назад +7

    When Ralph uploads, I get happy. It’s simple.

  • @jonathansublett5612
    @jonathansublett5612 2 года назад +4

    Yms and ralph dropping legendary videos in the same week what more can I ask for

  • @TheWarmotor
    @TheWarmotor 2 года назад +25

    First Half in the Bag does the Bruce Willis VOD stuff then After Last Season shows up on the Pinketto board. There is no way they're not watching your videos, Ralph. You got fans in high places!

    • @setlerking
      @setlerking 2 года назад +4

      I’m hoping every BOTW episode that Ralph will show up lol

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername 2 года назад +3

      @@setlerking I have a feeling Ralph would be tiny. I don’t know why, but I have a feeling he would be like half the height of Mike and Jay. Even Rich 😂

    • @TheWarmotor
      @TheWarmotor 2 года назад

      @@setlerking Oh god, that would be amazing. The only panel guest I'd love to see more is Brad Jones as the Cinema Snob. Jack did a spot on Allison Pregler's show, so they know the same people and Milwaukee isn't an impossible drive from Chicago.

    • @FmrFox-no6yk
      @FmrFox-no6yk 2 года назад +1

      Ralph have a Bruce Willis #2 video coming soon

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 года назад

      @@TheWarmotor ehhhh "same people" as in "they were at CA". Allison doesn't like him so I doubt there's a connection.

  • @LochyP
    @LochyP 2 года назад +4

    Now THIS is more like the Ralph videos of old. More like this please!!!

  • @farbrormelker1558
    @farbrormelker1558 2 года назад +3

    Easily one of Waxman's best. Thanks for taking the time to review it Ralph!

  • @lordhoot1
    @lordhoot1 2 года назад +9

    I maintain that I, an out of shape nerd with no experience of violence, could easily defeat Seagal. I am 100% confident I could lay him out. Steve if you're reading this get in touch x

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 2 года назад +28

    This channel should have M’s of subscribers....people are really missing out by not subscribing to the genius that is RALFTHEMOVIEMAKER💯

  • @calmgoodfire4662
    @calmgoodfire4662 2 года назад +5

    I love your Steven seaqul movies it’s always so funny and probably your best content

  • @SPACYtunes
    @SPACYtunes Год назад +1

    8:15
    That line of dialog followed by them slapping each other's hands, I can't with this 🤣 They seriously choreographed their fight to look like that stereotypical slap fighting you see in cartoons.

  • @jamesp3683
    @jamesp3683 2 года назад +4

    I like this new style of RTMM, Ralph at his best minus the fluff

  • @coronato7988
    @coronato7988 2 года назад +3

    You just made my day with this upload Ralph 🙏

  • @DetectiveLobotomy
    @DetectiveLobotomy 2 года назад +2

    HAHAHAH I am a warrior, he kicked so fast the camera crew couldnt keep up - GOLD!!!

  • @RhineMaiden
    @RhineMaiden 2 года назад +3

    Thanks for the excellent upload, Ralph!

  • @FluttershyIsAGoddess
    @FluttershyIsAGoddess 2 года назад +4

    10:10 It's because he's a warrior dude, he'd destroy the stairs if he walks up them.

    • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
      @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 2 года назад

      Each step he takes is a very carefully restrained kick - which is also why he moves so slowly in general.

  • @teamrocketjoe1621
    @teamrocketjoe1621 2 года назад +2

    With one fell swoop, Ralph has blessed us with another video on Steven Seagal.

  • @DJGamingSmash
    @DJGamingSmash 2 года назад +4

    Very funny description, Ralph, I lol'd real hard reading it over and over again.

  • @derheiligetoast8826
    @derheiligetoast8826 2 года назад

    My man is back, just as i needed new Videos after watching most of them like 3-4 times

  • @arabicgodfather4492
    @arabicgodfather4492 2 года назад +5

    With every new review Ralph looks more like Steven Seagal

  • @KhaosKontroller
    @KhaosKontroller 2 года назад +1

    I just watched Nobody for the first time like, 2 days ago, and now you're talking about it. Amazing.

  • @jangofett7421
    @jangofett7421 2 года назад +5

    Stephen’s wife- who’s 40 years younger than him of course.

  • @miklyways
    @miklyways 2 года назад +1

    Old ralph kinda back, makes me happy makes me smile:)

  • @TheHoundisdead
    @TheHoundisdead 2 года назад +5

    Let's fucking gooooo. Ralph pushing out all these vids lately

  • @magpie405
    @magpie405 2 года назад +1

    first the lion king yms and now a ralph upload. what a good week.

  • @chuongnguyen5724
    @chuongnguyen5724 2 года назад +7

    Only thing that's dangerous about Steven Seagal is his cholesterol level.

  • @lastEvergreen
    @lastEvergreen 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate Ralph’s dedication to the Seagal cosplay. It’s always impressive when someone gains weight for a role.

  • @donnyjay9046
    @donnyjay9046 Год назад +3

    It's a bright sunny day, and not a turnip in sight. Good times.

  • @davis.cactus
    @davis.cactus 2 года назад +1

    been missing ya, glad to see ya!

  • @coffeefrog
    @coffeefrog 2 года назад +4

    The slappy fight with intense sfx is perfect.

  • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
    @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 2 года назад +1

    This channel should be nothing but seagal reviews

  • @Sparkmovement
    @Sparkmovement 2 года назад +11

    such a gift for monday morning.

  • @SneakyBadness
    @SneakyBadness 2 года назад

    I’m so stoked to see new vids by u in my feed.

  • @richardg8376
    @richardg8376 2 года назад +5

    8:16 not only can the bad guys never be allowed to land a punch on Seagal, but apparently they aren't even allowed to try and hit him.
    You can tell that even if Seagal just dropped his guard and stood there, the guy would be lucky to touch the tip of his nose with that pathetic flailing.

  • @johnpelosi4117
    @johnpelosi4117 2 года назад +1

    I just watched a vid of Steven Seagal's recent Birthday Party in Russia, he moved to Russia a while back, yet at his Party with "friends" he had to have an interpreter to speak for him in Russian, even to say "Hello Friends" or "I love you all" or "Thank you". He lives in Russia, cannot speak a word of Russian.

  • @greengarnish1711
    @greengarnish1711 2 года назад +3

    Maybe Steven's bodydoubles are supposed to represent his characters psychosis on how he perceives himself to others, but it's all in his head.

  • @ShesSoCoolLike
    @ShesSoCoolLike 2 года назад

    Ralph's back AND its a segal vid? What a treat xo

  • @willythespacemexican
    @willythespacemexican 2 года назад +5

    Ralph Sepe, a good man.

  • @ErgonomicChair
    @ErgonomicChair 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit what a good ending song, thanks Ralph!

  • @이성민-h7b
    @이성민-h7b 2 года назад +7

    Love your contents ralph!!!

  • @hf6947-f3w
    @hf6947-f3w 2 года назад +1

    Fun fact, the montage scene when Seagal just keeps taking pills? He didn't know they were filming. He was just doing what he does everyday.

  • @danieljobs9598
    @danieljobs9598 2 года назад +3

    Don't you all wish you could see yourself as Steven sees himself?

  • @radarlovedr
    @radarlovedr 2 года назад

    Ralph Ralph Ralph…glad to see a new upload.

  • @rosebyanyname
    @rosebyanyname 2 года назад +6

    I dearly hope that Ralph will one day look at Steven Seagal’s episode of Saturday Night Live - Lorne Michaels himself, and many of the then-cast members, said that he was the single worst host the show ever had, apparently because he *fundamentally did not understand what a joke was*

  • @Vollce
    @Vollce 2 года назад

    Took you long enough goddamnit. Always good to see you Ralph.

  • @misiot9274
    @misiot9274 9 месяцев назад +3

    I can watch videos of ralph sh*tting on steven seagul all day 😂😂💀😂

    • @bigzoo895
      @bigzoo895 5 месяцев назад +1

      😂 exactly. His videos about Steven Seagul are hilarious. I can these videos over and over again

  • @WordUser
    @WordUser 2 года назад

    Glad my favorite Steven Seagal channel is back at it again with another Steven Seagalical episode of the Steven Seagal Chronicles