Oakland Nights (feat. Sia) | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
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- Опубликовано: 22 май 2019
- From Netflix's "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" . Featuring, Jenny Slate, Hannah Simone & Sterling K. Brown as Sia.
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in this long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
LYRICS:
Step into my crib everything smells like Cool Water
And if you come to mine, you know it’s Drakkar Noir
Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather
I’m told the horse that it’s from could run fast and far
Whooo, That shit is sexy
Tell the maitre’d at your booty to expect me
I’m solo and I’m flexin but don’t try to Soloflex me
NordicTrack all day
Squats in the living room, can I get a witness
The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness
Ohhh, so take of your guess, and let go of your stress
Cause the classiest shit, is what comes next
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Change outta your own clothes
This athletic days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
It’s our pleasure to loan those
Pumps and pantsuits all day,
All work, no play, no way
It’s time for
Oakland Nights
In the bedroom champagne on ice
I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light
Your hair’s crimped, all frizzy cuz you frivolous
I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth
Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish
And I love the way your high-cut-thong make your butt long
Now take em off but you know what to leave on
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
Peel off, your pleated polos
These athletics days but oh those
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
I pound the taiko drum in your dojo
Days in padded blazers, filing papers
No more it’s time for
Oakland Nights
Silk robes and kimonos
Silk robes and kimonos
I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono
You work hard days so you deserve the
Oakland Nights
We’re the Oakland Knights of the round table
Plus I’ll take you out to pizza at the Round Table
Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland
But bring a change cause you can’t wear your silk robe in. 
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Sterling k. Brown as Sia is the most inspired casting of the decade
The Sia Jheri Curl wig is my new favorite. Brilliant.
Isn't it the best ever?
@@OblivionsMemories His soul was totally glowing!
@@MC-ij3lb His stage name is Sexual Chocolate!
You with the Prithviraj Kapoor photo as your profile picture is quite inspiring too haha
“I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro bono” god that’s amazing
what does it mea ?
@@ryadkaddour6653 Pro Bono means to do it for free..
@@mattcarroll3469 oh thank you , I don't speak english well so that's why
@@ryadkaddour6653 It's Latin, but yes we have adopted it into the English language.
In Russian we have this expression as well)
I can't believe Sia said "I'm a pro when I bone, but I do it pro-bono", or that Sterling k brown lipsynced to it. My eyes and ears are blessed
I am dying to see Sterling K Brown's bloopers from this/him singing this and dancing. I would pay money for this.
Plot twist, no outtakes, mr. Brown nailed all scenes on first take!
@@SuperCrazydada yeah thats Mr Brown
@@SuperCrazydada My thoughts exactly!
Opmmmmg0
@@colinproust6551 Long Oakland Atheltics Fans, repping An A's. Hat, Never lived in Oakland, Andy Sandbergs TV show is not about sports its about the Police and Represneted New York City New York not Bay area. What fan?
I was legit confused when "Sia" started singing.
BEST CELEBRITY MIX YET AHAHAHAHA IM CRYING
Yeah she's changed quite a bit isn't she
Same. First 'huh, isn't that a woman's voice?' 'He's clearly lip synching' 'this sounds like Sia' 'that wig' 'that IS Sia!', and then finally understood what they did there 😂
@High Beam thank you. I had no idea what he was talking about.
Sterling K. Brown has a great speaking voice, I had no idea he had such a lovely singing voice!
Sterling K. Brown as Sia was majestic
What!?😊😜🎵
Wdym Sterling that's Sia dude
@@oskix4464 oh shit you right
Seriously, I’m so used to this guy playing a mean muthafucker, that this threw me for a loop.
Laughed til I cried!
That pro bono pun was just lying in wait for centuries, emerging like an awakening leviathan.
The great old one
"Tell the maître d' at your booty to expect me" is one of the best lines in rap
Fr that one line was stuck in my head for like 3 days on loop
Kills me how they can get serious actors / entertainers to be a part of these things ..... hilarious
erics vision a majority of serious actors are really into and good at doing to comedies, maybe because of our expectations being subverted. Look at Andre Braugher with Holt for example!
They willing to have some fun with their character, unlike certain kind of star.
Rizky Anandita who are you referring to? I just wanna know lol
@@aimanrahman8078 there are several action star where their contract dictate the finl version of the movie and their character.
Exactly, it makes it so much funnier XD
I..didn't know how much I *needed* Sterling K. Brown as Sia. Wow.
YESSSSSSS
hahaha
It is so satisfying for some reason.
Still don't know what's happened, but his dance moves + Sia's voice did something to me.
@@sho_ffs did it make you a pro when you bone but you do it pro-bono?
It's criminal how much Sterling K. Brown enjoyed this role. Absolutely Criminal.
I need someone in my life to appreciate this with me
that's a thought that I have almost every day
@@EnilyKuraiSama me too, all i have is friends that listen reguetton and not music in another language that is not spanish lol
So you girls do exist
@@ChallengerGX *immediately hides*
@@miriam4175 :(
“Hard pass.”
“Thank you for your consideration!”
😂 Perfect!!
You will find love, Oakland boys!
666 boi
Love these guys😂😂😂
yes that was the greatest line i've heard in a while.
Oakland boys know how consent works XD
Everyone a year ago: "Can we get more new Lonely Island videos?"
Lonely Island: "Hard Pass"
Everyone: "Thank you for your consideration"
Underrated comment😂😂👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
Why is Andy hitting on his so-called "girlfriend" who thinks his dad is a cellphone?
Coz she's his girlfriend. DUHHHHHH!!!!
Maaaaaaaan. He threw her on the ground!!!!
@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system
@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system
@@Zombieslayer0044 he is not part of the system
Someday this will be randomly recommend to everyone's feed in youtube and Those who chose to watch this will get their mind blown.
So i just leave a comment here for me of next 20 years if i ever stay alive
Nice to see this back and running!
Lol “ft. Sia”
I’ve been missing the lonely island
@@MelaninSenpai Me too !
*black and running
@@kblam1001 dude what have you made of yourself lol what's the joke there
Their full visual music video album is on Netflix. A total masterpiece (this song is part of it)
wh... what's happening? Lonely Island is... they're alive??
Netflix series i think
The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience
@@Danyjet001 Not really a series tbh, they put their whole album on Netflix.
@@Danyjet001 it's a visual album
@@ChantieMars cool!
Andy Samberg has a tv show he's in not much time for this but lonely island is alive
My friends always say I'm gay, but I'm so attracted to Sia, so I don't see how that's possible.
The Hero of Goats well played.
You answered you're own question their bro
had me in the first half not gonna lie
@@CraigFisherman *there...
@@m3lodr4matic you missed the "your" also buddy
Sia's voice is AMAZING here. I would like to see the video of how they recorded this and what was Sia's face when she saw the lyrics
Kirke Põldsamm You're not supposed to see her face, ever.
A bit of distortion here and there, the usual amount of autotune and echo, and her her doing a different accent. I'm not going to guess what accent that's supposed to be exactly, as I'm REALLY bad at guessing that and I don't want to offend anyone. But yeah, that's about it.
@@johnfrancisdoe1563 I take it you've never seen her old music videos?
Her face was like this 😐
@@Andy-413 sarcasm man
OH MY GOD it’s been too longggg! ❤️
I know this makes me so nostalgic
I know right
I'd love a new album!
@@derekbader130
lonely island does have a new album but they only posted the music videos on youtube
@@1strokebust274 are you talking about the bash bros visual album on Netflix? I just saw/ watched it last night. Good shit!
I just loved the silk robe part. Literally can’t get it out of my head
This will help to get it out:
ruclips.net/video/6-bCN2ur3pg/видео.html
@@soulcold1 this better be what I think it is.
Yeah, it reminds me of TLC’s video for “Creep” when they wear silky pajamas like they are wearing here. Classic.
Its so so wierd
Catchy as hell, indeed!))))
If anyone is disappointed when they first listen to it, give it a couple days and try it again. It gets better and better.
"The classiest shit, is what comes next".... Sia starts singing! Perfect
Sterling K. Brown lip syncing as Sia in a Lonely Island video is everything I never knew I wanted
Its sterling k brown
“Tell the maître d’ at your booty to expect me” is now my favorite line of anything ever
Lol it’s so fuckin good.
Followed up by my second favorite line I’m pro when I bone but I do it pro bono
juliancisthebest lol!!! I’m fuckin crying
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Barely beats out pro bono
Fantastic line further elevated by the visual of said Booty Maître-d’ at 1:12
"...and that's what it'll be like."
"Hard pass!"
"Thank you for your consideration!"
That was the punchline of the whole video 😂😂😂😂
I really liked how quickly they gave way when rejected. That was refreshing, and I appreciated it.
Silk robes and kimonos, silk robes and kimonos... I love this I can't get it out of my head
HANNAH SIMONE AND JENNY SLATE
THE DUO I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED
Me casually checking news feed
A NEW LONLEYISLAND VIDEO?!?
NO TWO!!
I had to do a triple take XD
It's a whole visual album on Netflix
Me too hahahaha
Magnus Ågotnes a whole 30 minute album in fact
My wife didn’t get it as she didn’t grow up here. I on the other hand started t-ball in ‘89, obsessed with baseball and was part of early 90’s baseball card craze so yea it’s about time someone did a Bash Brothers bit and who better than Lonely Island 😎
Sterling K Brown is having the best time of his life in this video and I freaking love it.
Sterling gives it his all and I can't get enough of it.
From Oakland, can confirm this is exactly what it’s like
So everyone wears silk robes & kimonos?
"New Lonely Island, gotta play it cool"
Oh COOL COOL COOL COOL COOL, NO DOUBT NO DOUBT
Jenny Slate never stops being a gift.
You can tell sterling had way to much fun with this
"I'm a pro when I bone, but I do it pro bono" - my favorite line in whole album, loved this!!!
"Sia was black all along" - JK Rowling
Edit: I'm taking this chance to get it out there that saying "OMG Ty for da likes!!1!" is narcissistic and annoying, stop it, get some help.
Also gay, you forgot gay, has to be gay too!
@@ritikkarkera1330 If you read the books, you could obviously tell he was gay
@@indranigomes9874 I've read the books yes, but like the other dozen things they didn't adapt this could've been left out too. Adding stuff for the sake of diversity could've been avoided in the movies.
@@ritikkarkera1330 It's not adding, if it was written. Making Neville gay would have been bad but god forbid making a gay character gay when adapted.
@@indranigomes9874 they could've implied that in the original movies too, why just consider it now? Saying that I definitely get you point, it's a step towards a more accurate depiction of his character, would've love to see his funky robes too 😆
I was falling asleep when I saw this, and when I saw Sterling K. Brown as Sia I legit thought I was dreaming.
Sterling K. Brown had too much fun with this.
Sterlin K Brown as Sia is pure genius 😂 also Sia is killing it as always.
That's the murderer dentist from Brooklyn Nine-Nine
O E yoooooooo
He's also Killmonger's dad in Black Panther. And an Emmy winner.
OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN
BING POT
Pretty sure that’s Barney Stinson’s brother
So sterling went from killing his co-worker to imitating Sia.
*Ok*
Got that ref from b99
Thank you noticing👌
and rebelling against wakanda
I miss lonely island. Please come back.
Sterling killed me damn.
Rejecting Andy proves once again that she is "THE WOOOORST"
I'm not going to pretend that I did not hear "THE WOOOORST" autotuned to hell and back
he got rejected by his so called gf
this song is so catchy
man sia has an amazing voice.
Yes
Sterling k brown as sia is actually the best part if this video 😭😭😭😂
Sterling with the classic Sia hair is the most genius thing ever
I got a Silk Robe for my girl and a kimono for me during Quarantine; Now we rock out to this constantly.
Love the way sia's voice sounds
Sterling K Brown left me in tears when he started "singing"
Silk robe and kimono sales have gone through the roof since this release!
Not sure what brought me back here , but im glad it did
This was stuck in my head the whole time I was taking the ACT. All four hours. Thanks.
There are worse ear worms out there
😭 I was doing my fucking physics GSCE and this was playing all 5 hours...
I've watched / listened to this at least a hundred times during the last 24 hours and still, every time "Sia" comes out, I'm bursting into a fit of giggles. It's SO PERFECT!
the man, the myth, the legend - STERLING K. BROWN
The Sia part is amazing
sia goes so hard in this omg
STERLING BROWN AS SIA IS MY FAVORITE THING I HAVE EVER EVER SEEN
This is the best thing ever. Sia looks great.
I've listened to this like a thousand times
I bought a signed Jose Canseco autograph from 1988 just because of this album
"take off your Guess and let go of your stress." incredible!
It's long time since Sia showed face in musicvideo
Jenny Slate really nails that confused look after the song stops
Breaking News : Sia to discontinue future collaborations with Maddie Ziggler for unknown reasons.
Who needs Ziggler when we have brown
Meh.
Stop spreading lies you fuck
@@visu7135 r/woooosh
@@nemoisblue oh shittttttt skelofgjnsedklfndf
I finally know what Bran was doing during the battle. Thanks!
why is this an absolute bop
Can't stop repeating the song
Man this whole album is some of the lonely islands best work to date. The fact that their new music doesnt blow up is really sad! Keep it up lads
“I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro bono.”
Cyclops Monocle haha such a good line
Making it my OkCupid intro
rafi Glantz savage.
LMFAO
Sia looks different than I remember.
Different hair style
She's even hotter now
Good to see Sia is finally getting proper character representation in music videos.
i can't stop listening to it
Sia really put on weight huh
And lost her hair
And changed the color of her skin
Bow Down and changed genddrr
How dare you judge Sia!? She's never look more beautiful!
Bow Down hey that black dude is way skinnier than sia
What are you talking about? She's always looked like that. And I'd still hit it
And turned into Sterling K. Brown.
Apart from this song being hilarious as it is, getting Sia to feature but Sterling K. Brown to play her is the best thing ever.
2:13 best line. "Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks/ body shaved, slick like an exquisite fish"
Bars. That rhyme schemes was fire. Lol
Best song off the album
"I'm a pro when I bone but I do it Pro Bono" is now sealed nicely in the back of my mind. I will be waiting very patiently for an opportunity to use this in casual conversation.
I think they’re best line might be from their Bin Laden song.
Seal team 69 sexecutin’ the hit.
@@Tigatron1448 nah son. That award goes to:
I said he wasn't in a cave but there was no stoppin
Apart from just hearing one of my favorite B99 stars groan for 20 seconds straight...
This is a pretty good song.
...not Balthazar?
Shut up
“Exquisite fish” really hits me like Shakespeare
bruh when sterling brown aka the sexy sia started singing it slappppps
"We're the oakland knights of the round table plus i'll take you out to pizza at the round table, pizza, my favourite pizzaria in oakland, but don't bring your change cause you can't bring your silk robes in"
loves it.
Scotty Anderson round table is hella good tho
Lol it’s not Oakland’s best but it’s hella good!
@@expatveteran7815
Zacharies
This is unironically a good song 😭
Their moaning everytime SIA is singing gets me everytime. 🤣🤣🤣
dude this is so catchy damn, i've had that hook all day in my head
3:13 the most inspirational moment of the 21st century.
Upvote x25000
@@silasbeacom2930 upvote?🤣
@@bilbotook1810 upvote? xD ? :P
@@bilbotook1810 you fucking idiot
Sterling K. Brown is having too much fun.
Sterling K. Brown ATE!!!
The moaning in the background throughout the song kills me. 😂😂. That Netflix special is incredible.
This is the best song I have ever heard
Sizzle-ish.
Do some crunches and some scissor kicks.
Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish.
Verse nearly killed me. LMAO.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
is it explicit or exquisite?
Sterling K. Brown as Sia is exactly what I needed this year. He legit looks like he’s loving every minute. You see it at 1:40 , 1:46 , 2:33 , 2:40 , 3:12 and just for the line 3:18. "I’m a pro when I bone but i do it pro bono". That line is forever imprinted into my mind.
Voice's Sia is amazing 🥺
missed the lonely island so much.. can never get tired watching the older ones but it’s nice to see they’re still killing it with new content 👌
This should definitely win a Grammy for "best collaboration duo/group"
Sterling K. Brown! The Lonely Island! Sia! Jenny Slate and Hannah Simone! Everything about this video is awesome!
sia is killing it