@@lulularue6292 these are coworkers, not a group of friends hanging out making content. this is a business. they shouldn't mix work and dating, it NEVER ends well (edit: it rarely works out, but i'm using 'never' for emphasis here)
@@Alexandra-hf2di I mean yeah but also Ethan hires like every single one of their significant others lmao and co-owns all of this with hila. He seems pretty open to relationships within the staff. Hired ab’s wife lena, hired ian’s gf Sam, I think they even said Zach’s gf works with teddy fresh too. I feel like if Olivia is into either love or cam, Ethan would love that shit and play it up😂
@@EthanBeer6 you did great honestly it’s funny you say you were nervous bc when you were on the call I thought to myself wow this guy is really confident. I get why but a lot of callers are so nervous you can feel the anxiety through the screen, but it definitely didn’t feel like that with your call!! Your great at explaining things n made your argument in a diplomatic way it was a great time
It has the same energy as when your mom came to get you from your friends place as a kid but then she ended up talking with their mom for a while and you got to play more🥰
I like how the guys, especially Dan, did some great acting pretending to be shocked when Ethan pulled a ticket from the first bar. I genuinely didn't expect to get Zonked like that
AB is so sweet for silently trying to hint at Ethan how 'It was just me and Hila we never have fun' could have sounded like hes saying Hila is boring rather than loudly calling it out. He seems like such a genuine guy
Right?! 🥹 He really is such a sweetheart, from what we have seen. I laughed though because it be like that sometimes, especially being in a relationship so long plus the babies. I feel him but just bad timing 😂
@Sparks they called him a hero? you can appreciate an entertainer still entertaining while sick. you act like they're praising him for ending world hunger or shit chill
Not shitting on Ethan but considering the pandemic that’s still going on I would have thought he’d stay home when under the weather. Not really sure what is so great about that. If you’re sick, stay home. Love Ethan though, peace and love
@@chainsaw-enjoyer not everyone has time to watch the whole thing in one go, sorry I missed that part, but my point is that we should all encourage each other to take time off when we’re under the weather, and that coming to work when sick shouldn’t really be a thing. Take time to heal and mend, Ethan. We can wait. 💞
Dude the fact that nobody laughed at Dan’s “did he ask you for a restaurant recommendation?”.. I LITERALLY DIED. That was priceless. Hardest I’ve laughed this episode
Sam is such a creative asset to the show. She doesn’t show herself much on camera (boo) but you can tell the passion she pours into the show behind the scenes. I really love the whole crew! I was brought here by Frenemies and am so happy I stayed. The podcast has really got me through a tough and depressing year. I look forward to these podcasts and watching you guys just chill and shoot the shit with eachother. Xoxo
Same here! I was brought here because of frenemies (and am no longer a trisha stan) and I'm obsessed with H3 and all of the lore now. Super thankful I was ever introduced to it. It's helped me in my worst times as well. And it feels like im listening to friends talking when i just have it playing in the background doing dishes or anything. Depressing and lonely I know. But its helped me survive.
Dude its 100% true. Im a year post college and I am so upset that i didnt make any friends. MAKE FRIENDS WHILE YOU CAN. It’s literally impossible to meet people after.
Love & Olivia keep the pod so fresh in my opinion. They do a good job of representing the younger-ish viewers & I think bring a nice dynamic to the show. So kudos to those two
yeah olivia is my all time fav and love has upgraded this show SO much since being in town because he speaks more I cannot imagine him not being in person for future episodes
Same tho lmfao Personally I like the idea of being social more than actually being social. Sounds so good then the unnecessary pressure people like us put on ourselves to entertain and socialize and be less boring around others 😂
i like guys like AB, effortlessly a good guy. constantly bringing up his wife in the least cringy, least annoying most beautiful loving way. “me and lena have some good convos forget about it” talking about the drive to vegas, he doesn’t try too hard 2 prove he’s loyal or a good husband cuz he just naturally is, very rare. lena is so beautiful u guys are so perfect together!
I’m glad Ethan got invited to the weekend festivities, sounded like he was fishing for an invite especially with the “just so you know I’ve never been to a strip club” 😂😂😂
I don’t think he always wants to hang with them, but sometimes does and doesn’t wanna ask. I mean he has a family and stuff and usually doesn’t want to go out
You know it's bad when Casey - a guy who boosted around New York city without a helmet, and slammed himself into parked cars just to make a point about bike lanes - says that you're going too far...you must be going WAYYYY too far.
It's going to be an uphill battle for Casey to find someone willing to pick up this documentary considering how much networking David has done outside of RUclips. The politics in the film industry is cut throat and David's already had an in with major media companies like Warner Bros (Discovery Inc). I hope it gets picked up though, would love to see his downfall in 4k.
Couldn’t he just post it on RUclips with ads if nobody picks it up? He would have to blur the scenes with Jeff I guess. Edit: also I don’t think David pulls THAT much weight with those people. He already has very public controversies that anyone can easily search his name and see. Maybe I’m underestimating him though lol
Dan is 100% correct all this NFT shit being passes to clubs,conference, etc. is stupid it’s just a bunch of rich people wanting to be more rich taking advantage people that want to be rich quick since that’s the idea that they promote
So how is that a scam but other people “jUsT seLLiNg tIcKeTs” to a conference isn’t a scam? It’s the same thing but with people getting a digital asset.
I dont see how its a scam, I think the concept is very promising. Tracability of tickets, residual value on resells, over the top secure transaction. But I wont pass a judgment yet on this particular event ...
@@peepeepoopoo8498 did I say I wanted to bear his children or did I say he looks cosy with his hoodie up? Always one person who gotta be weird about shit.
Ethan is so delirious in this episode he is NOT thinking straight 😂 it’s both hilarious and terrifying. I’m on the edge of my seat like please don’t get canceled
40:00 hahaha ethan is such a hater. i love it. literally caught with his tongue in his mouth as he realizes gary vee has many connections and friends :D even tho I hate gary vee lmao
Casey asking how ethan is ok with people hating him is bizarre, bc i think the answer is pretty obvious. Just have integrity. If you speak your truth and people hate you for that it wont really matter to you. I dont think ethan is that hated on or anything in general either, i mean theres probably a percentage of the original h3 audience who has grown to dislike him over time but more hes hated by people he's talked out against bc ethan believes and stands by the negative things he says about them like keemstar or david or whoever
@@frosty_teacup understandable. i meant "Number 9" by The Beatles. you should check it out. the last thing you want on your burger king burger is someones foot fungus, but that might be what you get.
Ethan might be right that he’s expecting another _totally legit_ attack on himself in custody 🤷🏽♂️ but I suspect they’ve been concerned in his mental evaluations so he’s desperately trying to avoid the turtle-suit since that basically means instant & infinite mockery in any “correctional” facility
Zack was absolutely crushing it with the sound bites today, and with the Zilly Zonka bit 😂 I feel like he’s actually so under appreciated, really no one puts themselves out there the way he does and he’s always been one of my faves. Loved the entire crew being together today too, this pod was the highlight to my day! Now back to binge watching old episodes for the rest of work.. 😭
Has anyone mentioned David's change in colors? He went from all black to bright colors and a smiley face....seems like manipulative marketing to me. 🤷🏻♀️
@@labibabintemahabub1000 right?! I did mention the smiley face but I can see where you thought I meant David is now all smiley....but I was talking about the hat 🤣✌🏻💙
@@Sara-gc2zy this is HILARIOUS. So after all these years of ONLY black he changes NOW with all the scandals?!?! Okay babe. Keep those rose colored glasses on if you want but it's obvious what he's trying to do. 🤦🏻♀️
i honestly really enjoyed it. i wish they did more segments talking to people about their interesting jobs. i don’t know why but it’s so fascinating getting a peek into other people’s lives 😅
@@oddreyrose_ there’s a podcast i listen to called “other peoples lives” that does just that! Talk to people about their interesting jobs/experiences they’ve been through. It’s very interesting
@@oddreyrose_ you’re welcome! It’s neat, they talk about all kinds of stuff, from serious topics to lighthearted stuff, and they just launched a new series where people call into an anonymous hotline and share secrets
I like how Dan calls out Ethan on stuff he doesn't agree with but is still respectful of Ethan being the boss. ie. Dan nor anyone on the crew are YesMen. And I think Dan has the best takes on things. Olivia is great. And 'yes' Olivia, Love looked like he was green screened. Thought exactly the same thing even before you mentioned it.
Dan is the only one strong enough to hold his ground and not get steamrolled by Ethan. I love that he is there keeping Ethan in line but yet never seems to come off as a wet blanket. His new button is *gold*. Dan just rocks, simple as that, and it's clear that Ethan would be SO majorly lost/screwed without him.
@@Jonqen I don't know...I love AB to bits and I think his simping is kind of a funny antithesis to Dan. Everyone on the crew adds something unique and entertaining that can't be replaced.
I’m proud of you 💙💜 Side note: that song has been a total jam to me for years. It is so fucking good. It is like this weird combination of happy quirky triumph and subtle melancholy. That is just how it feels to me. It is so damn good. And the alternate “chill” version is great too.
@@Etticos. yes!!! I love the piano version that someone on RUclips played in public, definitely brings me back to better times tbh. Stay safe and proud of you too :) 💗💗
The fact that it’s Casey’s doc gives it legitimacy. He didn’t have to twist or concoct anything for a story. David’s true colors came out on their own. His scandals happened on his own accord not Casey’s.
The woman who called in…. She was incredible ❤️ so funny and interesting to listen to. I have so much respect for women in the sex industry. I cannot imagine the terrible stuff they go through at times. I wish her all the best!!!
anybody who complains that “off the rails and After Dark aren’t dirty as they promised they would be” need to shut the fuck up after that conversation. It was one of the greatest unexpected interviews of all time. OF ALL TIME 🤷🏽♂️
@@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x ew that’s such a cringey childish comment 🙄 I’m wishing her endless puffy pillows and 100 sweet lil stuffed teddy bears because I’m not corny like you
recently i’ve been in a bit of a slump. some would call it a depressive episode, im choosing to call it a slump. these podcasts always help, even if they are wildly late 💀 thank you for doing them at all, they keep a lot of us swimming
hey same. i scheduled an appointment with a psychiatrist because i’m starting to feel like my “slumps” are getting a little too overwhelming and dangerous lol. i hope you find some calmness and peace and love
My grandma is 80 years old with dementia. She started watching the podcast with me and when she was looking Dan was on the screen, she’s like oh he’s handsome- then it cut to Ethan and she’s like “Uyyy no que feo!” “Where’s the other ones?” 🤣💀💀💀
ngl these podcasts are really what been keeping me going. ive been feeling major burnout and these are like a safe place to just let my mind think of other things. Thank you Ethan, Hila, and crew for everything yall do.
And Jeff being like “this is dangerous dude, it’s really close to your eye” while cutting dobriks hair. And then later in the same video: “I feel like everything is gonna hit me, and i’m gonna go flying in my own direction, and I have no tools to slow down” while he’s a passenger on a motorcycle with dobrik. It’s sad and ironic how careful Jeff was with the sciccors and his friend in the barbershop, and then the same friend is so neglient with Jeffs safety.
I love AB and Lena’s relationship. AB is so loyal to Lena and she’s not possessive or insecure. There’s so much trust and love in their relationship. It’s definitely more of a partnership. Everyone needs to take some pointers from them and honestly all of the cast ❤️ loved this episode
The stripper call was so entertaining and informative! I’m so sorry I didn’t catch her name but she was an AMAZING call! Mad respect to strippers and sex workers everywhere I cannot even begin to imagine all that they go through
I don’t work in a club, because I refuse to lose money for this kind of work (house fee and a dead night) so I work at business functions, private parties, bucks nights etc. I was booked one night for 100 correctional officers and cops… they did lines of cocaine off my ass (I made them pay $100 per line) but yeah, wild times as a stripper.
Ethans getting way more suave with these calls, giving the callers just enough time to make points and bouncing off them perfectly brilliant questions 👏 and these callers are really starting to blow my mind. I'm loving it
Depends on your relationship with your coworkers. I've had coworkers i didn't even make small talk with and I've had coworkers that were literally my best friends and we'd go to bars and clubs together
I definitely won’t be supporting seat geek since they’re sponsoring David again. Ethan and def should’ve went half on the $500 to watch the doc. Just like David suggested he and jeff do w the stem cell experiment
Not a fan either, but really? Do you base all your purchasing decisions on ethics and moral grounds, or just some dopey RUclipsr. Amazing someone could care that much.
@@topspot4834 “some dopey youtuber” is a serious downplay to his proven behavior and actions. seat geek continuing to profit off of this speaks volumes in regards to company ethics + morals.
This is giving me family reunion vibes. Ethan being a dad, Dan being Ethans right hand man, AB as the oldest son, Olivia as the middle child, and Zac being the youngest. Love and Cam as the close friends of AB. Ian as the left hand man of Ethan. Love this for the h3 pod squad. 💕
If anyone complains that the show is late we should all remember that they don’t even have to do the show live, weekly live content from your favourite RUclips creator is very rare to see
They are literally the only channel of my 500+ subs that does weekly LIVE shows. I will always give them a bit of slack even if it is annoying sometimes. People need to chill
he’s one of those people that’s already thinking of the next question before the persons finished answering the last thing they ask. he doesn’t wait for the answer. irks me so much
I don't see how anyone could possibly think Ethan is an asshole. He's so clearly a kind and caring person. Yeah, he talks smack about some people, but so does everyone. Not to mention that those people are almost always pretty terrible in the first place.
@@irrelevantideology9640 how can you possibly stand by calling ethan an ignorant asshole for attacking joe rogan and jordan peterson? they are quite literally the fucking worst
It would be so funny if they did a went to Vegas sketch hangover style. Where they are lost and are trying to get back to do the podcast live on time! 😂😂😂😂
Ethan in the 1st hour: Sick as a dog
Ethan in the 2nd hour: Let’s go to Vegas this weekend
That DayQuil coming in clutch
It’s relatable
my two brain cells fighting each other to take charge of the day
😭😭😭😭
The power of laughter & being around good energy
Olivia explaining her college’s crush Instagram account to Ethan was such dad and daughter energy
You could tell the H3 bachelor bells were ringing in his head
Isn’t Love single? Or Cam, these are both highly talented cuties. Forget strangers when you have available catches right there!!
@@lulularue6292 these are coworkers, not a group of friends hanging out making content. this is a business. they shouldn't mix work and dating, it NEVER ends well (edit: it rarely works out, but i'm using 'never' for emphasis here)
@@Alexandra-hf2di I mean yeah but also Ethan hires like every single one of their significant others lmao and co-owns all of this with hila. He seems pretty open to relationships within the staff. Hired ab’s wife lena, hired ian’s gf Sam, I think they even said Zach’s gf works with teddy fresh too. I feel like if Olivia is into either love or cam, Ethan would love that shit and play it up😂
so true haha
Zilly Zonka is unironically one of the best skits they literally made an entire fake Feastables website just to dunk on Ethan
So good!
I loved it. Zach is perfect for the character.
Best line was “you see that chocolate fountain? That’s my shit!”
All the work for such a small bit, and I appreciated every second of it
I love how all the callers were clearly fans that watch every show and knew all the jokes and references, it was so fun
@@EthanBeer6 Ballsy as hell calling in about Gary Vee, that call was so perfect 👏👏
@@EthanBeer6 i was worried you were doxxing yourself man, why did you disclose so much PID 😭😭😭
@@EthanBeer6 you did great honestly it’s funny you say you were nervous bc when you were on the call I thought to myself wow this guy is really confident. I get why but a lot of callers are so nervous you can feel the anxiety through the screen, but it definitely didn’t feel like that with your call!! Your great at explaining things n made your argument in a diplomatic way it was a great time
@@EthanBeer6 you definitely didn’t come off as nervous. Definitely a top 5 call in
the mute button while still being able to hear what ethan was saying from the other mics was an instant classic
Imagine how powerful Dan feels being able to literally censor his boss 😂😂
Timestamp?🥺
What did he say?
@@pixulita 1:39:40
Ayo we have the same first name and first letter last name 🥰❤️
Dan: "Should be time to wrap things up." Ethan: " yah my throat hurts"
Me: *looks at timeline and see's there is 50 minutes left *
Me: 🥰
literally me, love when they "wrap up" with an hour remaining
It has the same energy as when your mom came to get you from your friends place as a kid but then she ended up talking with their mom for a while and you got to play more🥰
@@causeofmyserendipity8562 wow. You nailed that perfectly 😂💕
@@causeofmyserendipity8562 omg yesss hahaha
I did the exact same Jess 😂😂😂😂
Ethan laughing so hard at the Zonka prank is everything. He was like a proud father
Time stamp?
@@jennakaye around 1:48:00
I like how the guys, especially Dan, did some great acting pretending to be shocked when Ethan pulled a ticket from the first bar. I genuinely didn't expect to get Zonked like that
We all got Zonkd
AB is so sweet for silently trying to hint at Ethan how 'It was just me and Hila we never have fun' could have sounded like hes saying Hila is boring rather than loudly calling it out. He seems like such a genuine guy
That part
Time stamp?
Right?! 🥹
He really is such a sweetheart, from what we have seen.
I laughed though because it be like that sometimes, especially being in a relationship so long plus the babies. I feel him but just bad timing 😂
Ethan: Right Dan?
Dan: Why are you asking me?
Ethan: I don't know you know everything
😂😂😂😂😂 So true
Dan really be like an encyclopedia
Lmaooo
“Club full of dudes with their pants full of goo” is easily one of the funniest phrases I have ever heard said in my life
omg olivia is so integral to this show, it’s so nice to see her for an ep. so ready for her triumphant return!
Is she tho?
@@Brrrrrrre yes, the girlies love Olivia 😌💕
@@Brrrrrrre let the people simp!
really,? like really tho queen,,,
@@Mayochup191 Ethan should put Sam on more
Not only did Ethan show up while sick, but he stuck it through for a fucking 3 hour podcast! Love this man. Papa Bless!
@Sparks they called him a hero? you can appreciate an entertainer still entertaining while sick. you act like they're praising him for ending world hunger or shit chill
Not shitting on Ethan but considering the pandemic that’s still going on I would have thought he’d stay home when under the weather. Not really sure what is so great about that. If you’re sick, stay home. Love Ethan though, peace and love
@@chainsaw-enjoyer not everyone has time to watch the whole thing in one go, sorry I missed that part, but my point is that we should all encourage each other to take time off when we’re under the weather, and that coming to work when sick shouldn’t really be a thing. Take time to heal and mend, Ethan. We can wait. 💞
@@bettyjojoeharperre-imagina7322 it’s right at the beginning of the episode. You have to watch like the first 15 minutes.
@@legendaryboss54 my point still stands. You should rest and take time off when sick. I wish Ethan understood we don’t need him to put himself second.
Malia was probably the best caller so far, incredibly interesting conversation and she had great chemistry with the whole crew
She should get hired
I've been listening to Malia the entire time
Snail trail 🐌
She kinda cut in a bit too much tho
Agree
Dude the fact that nobody laughed at Dan’s “did he ask you for a restaurant recommendation?”.. I LITERALLY DIED. That was priceless. Hardest I’ve laughed this episode
Which segment was this? I vaguely remembered him saying that but I'm stuck with trying to find it
@@8raffah beginning of the Casey segment
Straight up assassinated his boss
wow how'd no one catch it, Dan dropping a banger joke
2:13:40
Sam is such a creative asset to the show. She doesn’t show herself much on camera (boo) but you can tell the passion she pours into the show behind the scenes. I really love the whole crew! I was brought here by Frenemies and am so happy I stayed. The podcast has really got me through a tough and depressing year. I look forward to these podcasts and watching you guys just chill and shoot the shit with eachother. Xoxo
Same here! I was brought here because of frenemies (and am no longer a trisha stan) and I'm obsessed with H3 and all of the lore now. Super thankful I was ever introduced to it. It's helped me in my worst times as well. And it feels like im listening to friends talking when i just have it playing in the background doing dishes or anything. Depressing and lonely I know. But its helped me survive.
Same here!!! ❤❤❤ papa blesssss
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SAME😭💕🙏🏻
her tiktok and twitter are ELITE
Same
“After college you stop meeting people” thank you Ethan I’m having a heart attack
SAME LOL
I'm 4 years past college and barely met a single new friend.. Adult life takes alot of work from both sides or the friendships never work.
Dude its 100% true. Im a year post college and I am so upset that i didnt make any friends. MAKE FRIENDS WHILE YOU CAN. It’s literally impossible to meet people after.
@@Weightingtablesafter where do u live ill be your friend.
@@Weightingtablesafter I’m in grad school and it sucks somehow undergrad is the only place to make friends
Love & Olivia keep the pod so fresh in my opinion. They do a good job of representing the younger-ish viewers & I think bring a nice dynamic to the show. So kudos to those two
Imagine if they ended up together!!❤️
@@sobeida87 I dunno if I ship them lol
yeah olivia is my all time fav and love has upgraded this show SO much since being in town because he speaks more I cannot imagine him not being in person for future episodes
@@sobeida87 with peace and love, I think love is gay!
Gen Z icons ❤️🔥✌️
Malia was the best caller by far that whole segment was incredible. Get that money queen!!!
Ethan getting Zonked had me ROLLING. Love and Sam are unstoppable together.
Underappreciated duo
timestamp ?
@@violeta373 1:47:26
I agree, I wish Love wouldn’t leave
Our boys gonna get marrrrrriiiiied get lovva boy hiz citizy shippppp 💍
The stripper caller is my girlfriend! So cool to see the positive responses about the industry and the curiosity from Ethan 😂❤
tell her i love her !!
we love malia!! (hope i’m spelling that right)
Dude that's crazy she's my friend, we even have matching tattoos!
The call was real interesting.
She's great! She was an amazing caller. Tell her thanks for being so honest and hopefully she reads the comments! People loved her. ✌️&♥️
idk exactly why, if it's olivia, the topics, the great calls, but this episode is SO GOOD probably the best of the year so far
I feel it too. I think its the goofs and gafs
Yeah the vibe is just so good, just lighthearted fun topics most of the way through. I agree, one of the best so far this year
Was great except the planning. Boring as f
@@Jonqen highly disagree
@@causeofmyserendipity8562 Fair enough. You stoned or something?
Shout out to Ethan’s family for giving us a podcast even though he’s actively dying
lol
@@Tacomans_56 this isn’t funny
@Michael Peña it's pretty funny considering he wished Dan would get hurt during the boxing match
@@MexicanSlash9cuz that’s totally the same as being choked out by a cop cuz of the color of ur skin ? Let’s not be dumb now
@@MexicanSlash9 "Dan"? Okay fake fan
Dan: let’s wrap up. You’re sick. It’s for the best we stop now
Ethan: yeah…. *continues for 45 minutes* 🤣❤️
Hahaha I’m at this part right now 😂
Dan: “why are you asking me?!?!”
Ethan: “idk because you know everything”
Their relationship in its purest form 😭
My new words to live by "If someone I don't respect doesn't like me what the f*** do I care?" Shout out to Ethan and his family.
Good words to live by. I've been living by Rupaul's version of this "If these bitches ain't paying your bills, pay them no mind."
Weird coming from a dude who throws a bitch fit anytime someone criticizes him.
“Shout out to his family”
Words cannot describe how *perfect* that Zilly Zonka bit was.
Not only the set up but the actual ZONKA'D video... Masterpiece fs
That was one of the best moments in H3 history. Absolutely loved it.
I can’t believe I fell for it too lmao
Natalie’s on some other shit…i couldn’t imagine pressuring another girl to take her top off, especially after she had already expressed discomfort
Natalie Maxwell
She was asking that to Corinna who is the ex of the guy natalie is currently dating
Timestamp?
Me when I’m having a good mental health day: I AM NOT SUICIDAL!
this comment is really getting me lmaoooo I love it
I. AM. NOT. SUICIDAL. 😤✊✊
💨🧘♀️💨 I felt this 💚🤘💚
LMFAO FACTS
@@gumshake689 Just keeping it 55th street!
Ethan the kinda guy who gets mad when you don't invite him but never wants to go when you invite him.
Same tho lmfao
Personally I like the idea of being social more than actually being social. Sounds so good then the unnecessary pressure people like us put on ourselves to entertain and socialize and be less boring around others 😂
i like guys like AB, effortlessly a good guy. constantly bringing up his wife in the least cringy, least annoying most beautiful loving way. “me and lena have some good convos forget about it” talking about the drive to vegas, he doesn’t try too hard 2 prove he’s loyal or a good husband cuz he just naturally is, very rare. lena is so beautiful u guys are so perfect together!
yeah lena is gorgeous
Agreed. That level of trust says a lot about both of them.
I’m glad Ethan got invited to the weekend festivities, sounded like he was fishing for an invite especially with the “just so you know I’ve never been to a strip club” 😂😂😂
He's such a Michael Scott 😂😂
Im glad he got one too😂❤
@capt truth yikes
I don’t think he always wants to hang with them, but sometimes does and doesn’t wanna ask. I mean he has a family and stuff and usually doesn’t want to go out
@capt truth yikes
If i got a dollar every time Ethan mispronounced “quinoa” i’d be able to buy the whole team’s trip to Vegas
And nobody says anything 😂
@@sierrabuzz each time im like “Dan is finally going to correct him now…right???” And NOPE
I'm convinced there is no right way to pronounce it
@@missasoup key-nwah
I am Mexican and he pronounced it like he was speaking Spanish, maybe he got it from visiting/living in Mexico 🤔
You know it's bad when Casey - a guy who boosted around New York city without a helmet, and slammed himself into parked cars just to make a point about bike lanes - says that you're going too far...you must be going WAYYYY too far.
Casey also knows it’s way better to have a thousand $ camera in hand doing stunts yourself instead of making ur friends do it
@@blushampoo162 exactly! Another good point. Casey's not putting his friends at risk.
Ethan please don’t stand up, go lay down and get some well earned rest
"ETHAN" please stay sat
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Nice
what exercise has this obese man done to warrant a well earn rest?
I'm pretty sure everyone deserves a good nights rest even if they don't exercise 💀
@@toggledoff7309 keemstar? That you little baby?
It's going to be an uphill battle for Casey to find someone willing to pick up this documentary considering how much networking David has done outside of RUclips. The politics in the film industry is cut throat and David's already had an in with major media companies like Warner Bros (Discovery Inc). I hope it gets picked up though, would love to see his downfall in 4k.
I thought Netflix rejected David in the past? In that case, there's an opportunity there, since they wouldn't be holding out to endorse David 👀
Couldn’t he just post it on RUclips with ads if nobody picks it up? He would have to blur the scenes with Jeff I guess.
Edit: also I don’t think David pulls THAT much weight with those people. He already has very public controversies that anyone can easily search his name and see. Maybe I’m underestimating him though lol
I thought I read that HBO worked with casey before and people are expecting that to be the avenue
Why can't he just put it on RUclips?
@@hanner8830 Yaaaaaasssssss they'll drop him like a hot potato. Especially after this. I think, I BOLE this is the straw that broke the camels back.
Dan is 100% correct all this NFT shit being passes to clubs,conference, etc. is stupid it’s just a bunch of rich people wanting to be more rich taking advantage people that want to be rich quick since that’s the idea that they promote
Couldn’t agree more 🙌🏽
bUT yOu LiKe GeT tO sEe ThE DiMiLliOs SpEaK
So how is that a scam but other people “jUsT seLLiNg tIcKeTs” to a conference isn’t a scam? It’s the same thing but with people getting a digital asset.
I dont see how its a scam, I think the concept is very promising. Tracability of tickets, residual value on resells, over the top secure transaction.
But I wont pass a judgment yet on this particular event ...
@@JesseDiebolt a digital asset? Lmao....that alone is a scam.
That zonking was the funniest thing I've ever seen on this show and Ethan pure reaction was incredible
Zach KILLED IT, and Cams Adult Swim editing prowess shown strong 💪
When Zach popped up on the screen and Ethan had no reaction 😭
@@dakotahsleeper8021 I think he was stunned for that moment lol
@@dakotahsleeper8021 I was too, I couldn’t process what was happening for 3sec
when ethan gasses himself up about his godly hairline i lose it, so hilarious and precious
I love it when Dan wears a hoodie up over his head all bunched around his sweet face like that. he looks so cosy and cheeky
What the fuck 😂
he has a girl chill
i hate to break it to you, but you’ve posted cringe
@@peepeepoopoo8498 did I say I wanted to bear his children or did I say he looks cosy with his hoodie up? Always one person who gotta be weird about shit.
@@materhead5051 she’s just giving a compliment, weirdo
bruh, i died when AB said "put the lotion in the basket" at 3:54 😂😂😂
“Well, Casey. My dad trained me from an early age by taking me to baseball games and popping any beach ball that came our way.”
Wally shouting “happy birthday AB!” has to be one of Zack’s finest moments just wow 😂
"Wally" 💀💀💀
Ethan is so delirious in this episode he is NOT thinking straight 😂 it’s both hilarious and terrifying. I’m on the edge of my seat like please don’t get canceled
He is in fact off the rails lol
HAHAHAH why is Ethan saying eh a lot like if he’s Canadian
@@eirikmelum amen
It doesn’t surprise me, DayQuil makes me out of my head. I don’t think he realizes lol
@@eirikmelum thank you for saying this. If these people ever watched his early videos they’d probably have a stress induced seizure.
The caller Malia had such great chemistry with the crew! She was so funny!
agreed she was so funny, loved the call
if the crew goes to vegas without dan or olivia it'll be like when david dooobrik went on vacation with everyone but jeff
That would be more accurate if he had horribly injured one of them first but I definitely see what you mean 😂
@@cassidybrewer love bot
😂😂😂😂😂😂
BEST EPISODE EVER. I love when things go off the rails and the crew just talks amongst themselves. Love it!!!
completely agree
@capt truth I’m happy I’m not the only one😂 I was so excited and had the same realization lol
40:00 hahaha ethan is such a hater. i love it. literally caught with his tongue in his mouth as he realizes gary vee has many connections and friends :D even tho I hate gary vee lmao
Yessss❤️
I expect an invite in the mail in 2 to 3 business days. Thank you.
Casey asking how ethan is ok with people hating him is bizarre, bc i think the answer is pretty obvious. Just have integrity. If you speak your truth and people hate you for that it wont really matter to you. I dont think ethan is that hated on or anything in general either, i mean theres probably a percentage of the original h3 audience who has grown to dislike him over time but more hes hated by people he's talked out against bc ethan believes and stands by the negative things he says about them like keemstar or david or whoever
number 9
@@Nemo_Signs burger king foot lettuce
@@frosty_teacup no. thats number 15.
@@Nemo_Signs your comment gave me number 15 BKFL vibes, what can I say? 🤷♀️
@@frosty_teacup understandable. i meant "Number 9" by The Beatles. you should check it out. the last thing you want on your burger king burger is someones foot fungus, but that might be what you get.
Zach never ceases to amaze me. He’s got the finger dexterity of a Lemur
stick your funger dexterity
*funger
And the talent for asking if the stripper actually liked him without being the guy that asked if the stripper liked him. 😂
Jussie Smollete acting like he’s getting a 10 year sentence lol .. like dude, if ya can’t do the time, then don’t do the crime
Juicy smooliette
@@ExtendedRelease JUSTICE FOR JUICEY!
Juicy smooyay is not suicidal
@@hypokratesthehypocrite3513 2
Ew
Ethan might be right that he’s expecting another _totally legit_ attack on himself in custody 🤷🏽♂️ but I suspect they’ve been concerned in his mental evaluations so he’s desperately trying to avoid the turtle-suit since that basically means instant & infinite mockery in any “correctional” facility
Zack was absolutely crushing it with the sound bites today, and with the Zilly Zonka bit 😂 I feel like he’s actually so under appreciated, really no one puts themselves out there the way he does and he’s always been one of my faves. Loved the entire crew being together today too, this pod was the highlight to my day! Now back to binge watching old episodes for the rest of work.. 😭
Has anyone mentioned David's change in colors? He went from all black to bright colors and a smiley face....seems like manipulative marketing to me. 🤷🏻♀️
Yes and that hat with the smiley face...
@@labibabintemahabub1000 right?! I did mention the smiley face but I can see where you thought I meant David is now all smiley....but I was talking about the hat 🤣✌🏻💙
Are people not allowed to change there clothes? Not everything a person does is a tactic. He grew up... He's allowed to change what he wears lol
@@Sara-gc2zy this is HILARIOUS. So after all these years of ONLY black he changes NOW with all the scandals?!?! Okay babe. Keep those rose colored glasses on if you want but it's obvious what he's trying to do. 🤦🏻♀️
It’s so calculated
My boyfriend broke up with me this weekend. Really needed this to distract me- thanks for hanging in there Ethan and thank you guys for the laughs
💕💕💕
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wishing you peace and love
i’m sorry!! sending peace, love, and healing!
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I can not. Ethan is sick and he still got me weak 😂 dan telling him its time for sponsors "ITS TOO LATE. ETHANS ON THE PHONE 😌"
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@@Lucas51397 32:00 ish
This proves Jeff talking about David not showing any emotion for his doc is completely true.
So happy to see Olivia back, even if it is for a short while! She’s such a great addition to the show. Also, the Zilly Zonka bit was priceless
I😅
I absolutely can’t get over the fact that Ethan took one look at the state of the subreddit and was like “holy shit I HAVE to go to work” 😭😭😭
Malia was the greatest caller ever! Pure entertainment. I was crying with laughter.
i honestly really enjoyed it. i wish they did more segments talking to people about their interesting jobs. i don’t know why but it’s so fascinating getting a peek into other people’s lives 😅
@audrey rose agreed!
@@oddreyrose_ there’s a podcast i listen to called “other peoples lives” that does just that! Talk to people about their interesting jobs/experiences they’ve been through. It’s very interesting
@@Samantha_b1 oh my gosh wait that’s so cool, thank you for letting me know, i’ll definitely have to check it out.
@@oddreyrose_ you’re welcome! It’s neat, they talk about all kinds of stuff, from serious topics to lighthearted stuff, and they just launched a new series where people call into an anonymous hotline and share secrets
I like how Dan calls out Ethan on stuff he doesn't agree with but is still respectful of Ethan being the boss. ie. Dan nor anyone on the crew are YesMen. And I think Dan has the best takes on things. Olivia is great. And 'yes' Olivia, Love looked like he was green screened. Thought exactly the same thing even before you mentioned it.
AB is yesman even though he gets s*it
Dan is the only one strong enough to hold his ground and not get steamrolled by Ethan. I love that he is there keeping Ethan in line but yet never seems to come off as a wet blanket. His new button is *gold*. Dan just rocks, simple as that, and it's clear that Ethan would be SO majorly lost/screwed without him.
@@catfeatherss Yeah true. It pisses me of how weak AB seems in comparision
@@Jonqen I don't know...I love AB to bits and I think his simping is kind of a funny antithesis to Dan. Everyone on the crew adds something unique and entertaining that can't be replaced.
@@catfeatherss AB is my fave. I supported him in the battle of the gaming chair against Zach
As a person who has been suicidal, a “I am not suicidal “ soundbite would be great 🤣🤣
Every episode has been so funny and interesting since the break, great moves Ethan keep it up 💛
I’m proud of you 💙💜
Side note: that song has been a total jam to me for years. It is so fucking good. It is like this weird combination of happy quirky triumph and subtle melancholy. That is just how it feels to me. It is so damn good. And the alternate “chill” version is great too.
@@Etticos. yes!!! I love the piano version that someone on RUclips played in public, definitely brings me back to better times tbh. Stay safe and proud of you too :) 💗💗
The fact that it’s Casey’s doc gives it legitimacy. He didn’t have to twist or concoct anything for a story. David’s true colors came out on their own. His scandals happened on his own accord not Casey’s.
The woman who called in…. She was incredible ❤️ so funny and interesting to listen to. I have so much respect for women in the sex industry. I cannot imagine the terrible stuff they go through at times. I wish her all the best!!!
Especially when she said guys try to whip their dicks out omg. I can’t imagine dealing with that at work.
anybody who complains that “off the rails and After Dark aren’t dirty as they promised they would be” need to shut the fuck up after that conversation.
It was one of the greatest unexpected interviews of all time. OF ALL TIME 🤷🏽♂️
Yes… very informative lol
I absolutely loved this call, one of my favourites of all time
She was on way too long and kept butting in when it was the crew talking
Lmao not Ethan and the crew discussing the entire logistics of their Vegas trip on air just to end up postponing
It’s just like real life
Thats how you know the hangs never gonna happen lol
Kinda iconic
Ethan’s deff pretending to be sick so he can play Elden Ring uninterrupted in basement. He had to step it up a notch after quarantine ended for him 🥸
Really needed this three hour episode after the worst day. Stay blessed 😇
i hope tomorrow is better!! take care:)
Sending you sunshine and rainbows for a wonderful tomorrow. 🌈☀️
@@user-bv6fh7nk8g6x ew that’s such a cringey childish comment 🙄 I’m wishing her endless puffy pillows and 100 sweet lil stuffed teddy bears because I’m not corny like you
I hope tomorrows so much better for you sending loves 🎉🎉
Hey Kevin, hope you have the day you deserve.
recently i’ve been in a bit of a slump. some would call it a depressive episode, im choosing to call it a slump. these podcasts always help, even if they are wildly late 💀 thank you for doing them at all, they keep a lot of us swimming
feel the exact same:-) rooting for u buddy
Big agree
hey same. i scheduled an appointment with a psychiatrist because i’m starting to feel like my “slumps” are getting a little too overwhelming and dangerous lol. i hope you find some calmness and peace and love
take care!!:) you got this!
@@kkaattyy i hope you’re okay! take care of yourself!!
My grandma is 80 years old with dementia. She started watching the podcast with me and when she was looking Dan was on the screen, she’s like oh he’s handsome- then it cut to Ethan and she’s like “Uyyy no que feo!” “Where’s the other ones?” 🤣💀💀💀
too cute😭😭
Aww lol. Bless her heart 🥺
Not a single cell in my body finds the sound effects lip syncing funny, but ethan’s pure joy brings the fire for me 😂
ngl these podcasts are really what been keeping me going. ive been feeling major burnout and these are like a safe place to just let my mind think of other things. Thank you Ethan, Hila, and crew for everything yall do.
Remember to take a break. Relax.
Is Ethan secretly Canadian? He says “eh” so much these days 🇨🇦
I noticed this too hahaha 🇨🇦
I’ve literally thought the same thing like is one of his parents from Canada
@@veronikamarquez9792 We will happily claim the Donnarch!
It might be something he picked up from Hila?
As a Canadian...we don't say it here. Ethan is from his own planet
Ethan: What’s the most trouble we could get in in Vegas?
Dan: we could kill someone
Ethan: huh what was that
Dan: we could kill someone
I’m dead
Jeff Wittek saying that line about David pushing his luck with stunts is practically Shakespearean in its prescience and ironic tragedy.
And Jeff being like “this is dangerous dude, it’s really close to your eye” while cutting dobriks hair.
And then later in the same video:
“I feel like everything is gonna hit me, and i’m gonna go flying in my own direction, and I have no tools to slow down” while he’s a passenger on a motorcycle with dobrik.
It’s sad and ironic how careful Jeff was with the sciccors and his friend in the barbershop, and then the same friend is so neglient with Jeffs safety.
I love AB and Lena’s relationship. AB is so loyal to Lena and she’s not possessive or insecure. There’s so much trust and love in their relationship. It’s definitely more of a partnership. Everyone needs to take some pointers from them and honestly all of the cast ❤️ loved this episode
Definitely couple goals to the MAX! I love how truly sweet they both are too!💗
my favorite part of each podcast is dan and ethan saying they should end it there but then continuing for 40 more min 😭
The stripper call was so entertaining and informative! I’m so sorry I didn’t catch her name but she was an AMAZING call! Mad respect to strippers and sex workers everywhere I cannot even begin to imagine all that they go through
Malia (but she said it was spelled ‘weirdly’ so idk the proper spelling)
I don’t work in a club, because I refuse to lose money for this kind of work (house fee and a dead night) so I work at business functions, private parties, bucks nights etc.
I was booked one night for 100 correctional officers and cops… they did lines of cocaine off my ass (I made them pay $100 per line) but yeah, wild times as a stripper.
Her name was Mahlia 🌼
Omg imagine a collab with her! But no joke it’s a mentally and physically taxing job. Props to all dancers and sex workers.
@@gigiamour cops did coke off your ass?? That's crazy
Ethans getting way more suave with these calls, giving the callers just enough time to make points and bouncing off them perfectly brilliant questions 👏 and these callers are really starting to blow my mind. I'm loving it
@@EthanBeer6 omg it's you Ethan Beer lmao
@@EthanBeer6 Yeah arguing on behalf of Gary Vee was an uphill battle but you did really well man it was really interesting
I love the time-stamps listed in the chapters now. I have to come back a couple times to finish it & it really helps! I love you guys!
It’s so nice having Olivia back even if it is just for the episode, she adds such a cool extra layer of dynamics to an already stellar combo.
Did she leave or??
Yeah I love her. She’s such a great addition to the crew, and she’s super pretty. Always love her makeup!
@@rachel2647 yeah for school. But she's coming back soon
CAN SOMEONE LEAK THE DOC ALREADY DAMN THAT JEFF LINE WAS EERIE
Going to a strip club with coworkers must be the most awkward experience of your life.
Yeah its something else
Depends on your relationship with your coworkers. I've had coworkers i didn't even make small talk with and I've had coworkers that were literally my best friends and we'd go to bars and clubs together
I definitely won’t be supporting seat geek since they’re sponsoring David again. Ethan and def should’ve went half on the $500 to watch the doc. Just like David suggested he and jeff do w the stem cell experiment
Not a fan either, but really? Do you base all your purchasing decisions on ethics and moral grounds, or just some dopey RUclipsr.
Amazing someone could care that much.
@@topspot4834 “some dopey youtuber” is a serious downplay to his proven behavior and actions. seat geek continuing to profit off of this speaks volumes in regards to company ethics + morals.
@@topspot4834 I think it says more about you actually “some dopey youtuber” I think you should refresh yourself with the facts
Since the bachelor episode was so successful, I think you guys should do the ~bachlorette~ with Olivia!!!
I’m here for Bach3lorette!!
She would get a lot higher quality applications than Trisha did
Such a good idea!!!!!!!
"Unless you wanna die alone you better get off that forum and approach somebody" 😂😂😂 I'm fuckin dead
I really enjoyed it when Dan called out his elementary school candy rival “Jermy“ with such vitriol
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@@yeardachowdhury7330 1:45:57
I havent even gotten to that part but I can hear it so clearly in my head. God, I LOVE Dan xD
Ethan telling Malia the stripper to “be good” at the end of their call was so wholesome
This is giving me family reunion vibes. Ethan being a dad, Dan being Ethans right hand man, AB as the oldest son, Olivia as the middle child, and Zac being the youngest. Love and Cam as the close friends of AB. Ian as the left hand man of Ethan. Love this for the h3 pod squad. 💕
If anyone complains that the show is late we should all remember that they don’t even have to do the show live, weekly live content from your favourite RUclips creator is very rare to see
I love the live shows, whenever they may start. I wish my life wasn't crumbling and I could afford things like a measley $5 so I could still live chat
@@auroraborealis675 speak for yourself why would anyone want edited timed scripted videos
They are literally the only channel of my 500+ subs that does weekly LIVE shows. I will always give them a bit of slack even if it is annoying sometimes. People need to chill
Exactly, plus how many other podcast does 10+ hours of content a week
Dan is getting so bold and I LOVE it!
Dan is bold, highlighted, and italicized 😂
The chair really changed him in the best way. We love a sassy dan.
It's been amazing to see him blossom so much over the years. He's a good man.
“Honestly your pool house is nicer than my apartment” LMFAOOO DAN
ETHAN NEVER STOP THAT NEW YORK MOBSTER ACCENT PLEASE IT KILLS ME WITH LAUGHTER 🤣🤣🤣
Ethan you've gotta get better at not interrupting the callers. The stripper girl kept trying to talk and I wanted to hear what she was saying lol
And kept mispronouncing her name when she told him how to say it😭
@@nataliemilton7959 sometimes I think he has to be doing on purpose lol
@@rachela2727 RIGHT but it’s annoying bc it’s highkey rude
Agreed, thats what I was thinking. He should make a special episode with her and redeem himself.. And most importantly I want to know more haha
he’s one of those people that’s already thinking of the next question before the persons finished answering the last thing they ask. he doesn’t wait for the answer. irks me so much
I really feel like the show isn't the show without Olivia this is the first episode in a while that had me just losing it 🤣🤣🤣
I don't see how anyone could possibly think Ethan is an asshole. He's so clearly a kind and caring person.
Yeah, he talks smack about some people, but so does everyone. Not to mention that those people are almost always pretty terrible in the first place.
Then again you sounds just like Ethan with the whole, “Well it’s ok because I think they are terrible people” quote. Guess assholes stick together
Lmaaao this was satire right? no way it’s not.
He attacked Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson. He is an ignorant asshole. I'm just here because I dislike Dobrik even more....he got me.
@@irrelevantideology9640 how can you possibly stand by calling ethan an ignorant asshole for attacking joe rogan and jordan peterson? they are quite literally the fucking worst
He criticises shitty people-as you said-like everyone does
Dead at Ethan pronouncing “quinoa” 😂
Same😅🤣🤣
Zack has the equivalent energy of the guy from the Adam Sandler movies saying “ O- DOYLE RULES!!”
i’m gonna miss love being in person
Thank you guys for adding the time stamps! I noticed y'all have started doing that lately, appreciate you!
The Crew: YOU JUST GOT ZILLY ZONKA'D
Ethan: aight I gotta eat all this chocolate
I love that Love casually says he wants to get juiced and everyone thinks he's talking about hard drugs but he's actually just a Twitch viewer. xqcL
Lmao I was thinking the same thing every time they said it
Oof that’s an Xqc reference? 😵💫😵💫
It would be so funny if they did a went to Vegas sketch hangover style. Where they are lost and are trying to get back to do the podcast live on time! 😂😂😂😂