I Became A TOTALLY ACCURATE Thief And Stole The World's Largest Diamond
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- Опубликовано: 4 янв 2023
- Today I'm becoming a JEWEL THIEF in The Professional, but my body doesn't want to move as well as I think it should in this QWOP-like game. Here comes the world's largest diamond!
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ABOUT & GAMEPLAY: THE PROFESSIONAL
Become an international jewel thief and steal a massive diamond while maneuvering through a variety of traps including lasers, stairs, and even a BOX in this QWOP-inspired indie game.
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Blitz, imagine a security guard was watching this whole thing. He was just so confused why this guy was flopping all over the floor, he forgot to do his job.
Literally the top comment on any video of this game
@@Goose-it yeah same on scrapman
When a rogue rolls a 1 on stealth checks, but the guard also rolls a 1 on his sense motive check.
true
The security guard be like this guy is a fish out of water
Imagine being a security guard and coming in to see someone moving like this. I'd call both an ambulance and a priest.
Don't forget the exorcist
@@RDRJJ that's the priest
@@timbeaumont3584 they're a bit different but yeah I'll give you that
Thats not enough for the job
AND A GUY WITH A FLAME THROWER
AND STORM TROOPERS i mean they can't miss this guy right?
"If I can control your toes, I can control your destiny."
-Blitz, 2023
Time stamp?
@@CheezMaster24 11:47
@@RDRJJ Ty
The way that Blitz is saying the movements of the thief is like being an Instructor of Yoga.
The Best episode blitz has ever uploaded . I was laughing so hard that i have abs cramp now ! 😂😂😂
Yup definitely the Best
Ok what have we learned from this: crates are the best way to stop robbers just place a crate in the middle of the room and they can’t get past lol
LOOOOOOOOOOL
This game is so derpy, love it😂
His bones trying to exist while Blitz crashing his bones to the groung and using them like a rc car
bro you made me spit in my new laptop lol
Ha
Q: Bond we have a glorious new exo suit for you, renders you invisible to security and immune to all damage. theres just one defect. you can only move one joint at a time, ever.
Two great moments (the whole video is awesome but these hit me harder): first when I realized that the clock was at 21 minutes and Blitz *still* hadn't got up the stairs (OMG what srsly), and later doing the can-can on the way back (LOL to 💀)
When i read the title, get the Henry stickmen stealing the diamond vibe
Same!
That was what I thought
This reminds me of the Whose Line is it Anyways game where the audience members move Colin and Ryan around.
I spent the last part laughing hysterically after he said the thing about the toes..
Blitz hasn't been this angry since Human Fall Flat.
I bet this thief must a serious headache after his steal
Like the comment if you watched the totally accurate thief have a seizure on the stairs.
Really makes you think what the security designers thougth when building this, that only a person with severe motor disordor would think to steal the diamond
Anyways, kudos Blitz for all the pain
Imagine the security guard come in and he/she do the same while chasing you🤣🤣
That would be a great multiplayer feature😂😆
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice stuff blitz can you play more timberborn????
Lol spy from tf2 really let himself go I guess mercenary work didn't pay enough
Ok, so i just watched blitz controling the limbs of a robber for 18 Minutes straight.
Could I get the full footage by any chance? It was so entertaining
Love it blitz 😅
I would watch a movie with this whole scene in it.
Only thing missing is the The Laser Dance Song playing in the background.
oh my god that was hilarious. Haven't laughed that much in a long time. When that Can-can music started I was cry laughing
Hahahahahaha
The Eyes of the Guy when he Realized his name is not Léon.
If Mr Bean were a diamond thief
I love the ending
The thief comically flopping up the red stairs gives me flashbacks of Joe Biden 😆
please play with baron
I'd rather see blitz play with Drae personally.. dont get me wrong, Baron would be good too though
@@ROT4RYfc3s I prefer baron personally
i imagine this is how AI learns how to human
HAHA😂😂😂
"Geting over it" all over again😳😆
this is the type off game i lose my sanity on
12:45 blitz: im no mad u mad me: 🤪 😜 🤣 😂
15:07 this is funny
Gud job blitz on making a funny vid
😮😮😮crazy trick!Try trick shots with dude perfect.
My man out there flopping around like a Magikarp!!!
You should play 3d Geometry dash by DelugeDrop
7:27 this bit had me crying laughing
8:58 was the absolute funniest part!
Not to me
Alternative video title, "I played QWOP 2.0"
Yes, of course, *COMPLETELY* accurate!
"Huh. gorilla tag."
I love the reference-
Day 2 of my campaign to get blitz to play shadows over loathing - its 100% the kind of derpy stuff youll like, i promise
17:28 oh my god blitz could now just stand up on 17:28
Man best video ever seen bro plz play more of these games
why is that me at night trying to do stuff without tons of sounds but not being able to
yep blitz definitely is subscribed to scrap man...
Yeah it’s kinda weird/suspicious that they upload a lot of similar content like scrapman will upload a video and then a few days later blitz uploades a video on the same game too saw that blitz did this with quite a few other youtubers too
oh cool so not just scrapman did this but also you
Loving it
This game was a good idea, but comes with a massive flaw. Namely, you can only control 1 limb at a time. You can't do anything with that limit. 2 Limbs, and you'd be able to balance and do many normal human motions. But just 1? You can't do anything. As seen that it took an hour just to do something humans can do, just using 2 legs.
Interesting theft game.
I could feel the rage on the other side of the screen
imagine if this was multiplayer with Intern
Controlling 1 guy😂
hey blitz you should play eternal cylinder again
Sadly, that game finished-
i had never laugh so loud ever before :D 16.08
Hi
"how does walking work now?"
Blitz forgot how to walk 101 there.
Blitz being a yoga instructor be like
Df hasn’t posted in 13 days
*mission impossible theme blares in the background*
Trust me, im a professional
Oh my
Wow tf2 spy be wildin nowadays XD
17:02 WHAT THE
The low quality Team Fortress 2 spy model tho 😭😭
Bing Chilling
Bing Chilling
Bing Chilling
Wiggle, wiggle wiggle da da da da da da wiggle wiggle
so, this is basically QWOP
blitz procedes to take 20minutes to go u stairs
he's seen things like a balaclava
I like your "whoa! hee hee hee"
I swear this looks like an episode of multidimensional TV.
Bilz you got to do a video whit drae
Getting over it with Ben and fodey
this looks like a slow motion movie
Blitz : im not mad your mad. Me : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That song was funny 😂😂😂😊
hi blitz!
Plz do more alcamy
Pain 😅
hi
Hi blitz!
Spaghetti
Potato
@@efimialevinta3870 lasagna
@@sans8350 macarroni
He literally spent half a hour getting up 3 stairs
Love the content
Just being honest Blitz, you did HORRIBLE
reminds me of manual Samuel
How do the stairs take longer than the lasers they are literally real lazers
But when I do this ppl tell me I've had too much to drink
7 year olds!? When I was 4 I could swim like a fish!
Qwop x2
W blitz
Now beat drae time he made it out in like 37 min
Hello everybody my name is Mark aplier
59 minutes ago
I'M DYING!!! 😆😆😆
what game is this
I’M CALLING THE POLICE
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HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣