There's an old song about a kid pitching the ball to himself and the first two times he missed he was upset and even when he struck out he was a bit upset but then went "I am a good pitcher" when he got home
thats one thing that i was like, ok so he is able to break into all those ball parks and the td garden, without the alarms going off or security attacking him, shows how bad boston security is for sure
Fenway is notorious for their security, or lack of it. My dad snuck into it one time when he was in Boston just to check it out(not during the season) and he’s a big dude 6’2 over 350 pounds, wouldn’t go unnoticed. And there’s videos of fans sneaking in last year when they were supposed to have no fans
@@MarcusPearl ...the knicks are actually my favorite team in the east but come on, sometimes you have to laugh at yourself...this is one of those times
@@peterjensen9468 It's actually Glendale. Rose Park is to the north. I lived in Glendale for a couple of years, certainly a very sketchy area. There were quite a few armed robberies, drive-bys and drug busts in the general area I lived. There were certain streets I simply didn't go down.
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of an old “motivational” story. A kid is playing baseball by himself and he’s doing the whole, bottom of the 9th down by 1 deal. He throws the ball up, swings the bat and misses. Strike one he says. He throws the ball up, swing and a miss. Strike two. And of course, strike three. So he keeps going, throwing the ball up 3 more times, swing and a miss every time. Rather than be defeated for not being able to hit the ball he yells “ladies and gentlemen, the world’s greatest pitcher!”
Griffin takes the puck back for the bruins in triple overtime in game 7 of the Stanley cup final he takes it up the ice a clear breakaway he’s just got the goalie to beat he goes forehand then backhand and he absolutely shanks it 40 feet up into the air into the stands griffin will surely be sent down to providence
It looks like Peter is stuck in 1982 plus the episode was in 2021 Pawtucket and Bristol were ‘82 As of 2023 the minor affiliates of the Boston Red Sox are Worcester and Portland
"Peter Griffin must score to keep the Bruins alive. Griffin... overskates the puck! He touched it though, what are they gonna rule it? NO GOAL!" Oh wait, that was Rat Marchand.
They should have had him play at gillet stadium as a patriot!! Lol Peter Griffin= “And with only seconds left patriots down by a score Peter Griffin goes back to pass... AND ITS INTERCEPTED FOR A TOUCHDOWN... causing the patriots to lose their playoff game and Peter Griffin will almost certainly be sent down to Tampa Bay” lol
@@zacharyosvald251 I have somewhat of an idea, a family member of mine used to be on the US shooting team, although I am pretty mediocre with any rifle, even a .22
I feel your pain. I live in Kansas, and whenever I talk to people who live outside the immediate region about college sports, the conversation goes like this: Non-local: "Oh, so you're a Jayhawk? Go KU. Me: "No, no. The other team. The one that doesn't have a prayer in Basketball but usually does okay in Football." Non-local: "Wichita State? You're right, we don't hear about them a whole lot." Me: "No, the *other* one. I'll give you a hint. We've never made a national championship, but we always show up to a low or middle tier bowl game and usually lose." Non-local: "You mean there are other places in Kansas besides Wichita and Lawrence? What are you talking about?" Me: 😑
Bruins down by a goal with 50 seconds left in the game griffin takes the puck up the middle of the ice he’s got a clear shot and he turns over the puck griffin will surely be sent down to ahl providence
Jesus is king repent amen God bless you and your family heaven is paradise turn to God and you will be saved amen God bless amen Jesus is with us right now he will return don't be scared just believe and repent and spread the gospel God bless amen
There is NOTHING. Family Guy is NOTHING. People love the voice because MacFarlane is a genius voice over actor, but other than the, the show has literally NOTHING to offer.
Peter Griffin is the worlds most realistic dreamer.
That's because his reality is already a damn fantasy land where he can do whatever he wants without recourse. lol
@@supersizesenpai No doubt!
There's an old song about a kid pitching the ball to himself and the first two times he missed he was upset and even when he struck out he was a bit upset but then went "I am a good pitcher" when he got home
@@calvinmcneil9824 Nice!
And he knows it.
How Peter could get inside the arena in the first place at night?
Ah yes because this show is realistic
in this episode all the people are home because of the flu i think
The magic of trespassing.
is it really that deep
Have you ever tried?
Believe me: it's fairly easy
All while he supposed to be getting cold medicine.
Feel sorry for Griffith.
"Off his foot and out of bounds. Griffin will almost certainly be sent down to the Maine Celtics."
@CJJ now the MAINE CELTICS.
@@Suarez05 thanks. For the joke, "Red Claws" sounds better
As a mainer im pissed, red claws makes a lot more sense, what does Celtics have to do with anything maine related?
@@chadb2077 That team is actally a minor league affilate of the Boston Celtics so they wanted to make that relationship stronger with the new rebrand.
@@Suarez05 yeah i know why they did it i just dont like that they did it
I know it’s just a joke, but Peter really flew from Rhode Island all the way out to Utah for that sandlot gag.
He wouldn’t be Peter if he didn’t
I bet he posed as the flight attendant's husband to get a free flight
He took the Peter-copter
He went from Rhode Island to Boston back to Rhode Island to where ever the AA Red Sox team is to Utah and then back to Boston
@@johnnywaffles2482 if it's the Bristol that has bristol motor Speedway it's in Tennessee
Say what you want, but you have to be a great athlete to break into two major league stadiums
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thats one thing that i was like, ok so he is able to break into all those ball parks and the td garden, without the alarms going off or security attacking him, shows how bad boston security is for sure
Fenway is notorious for their security, or lack of it. My dad snuck into it one time when he was in Boston just to check it out(not during the season) and he’s a big dude 6’2 over 350 pounds, wouldn’t go unnoticed. And there’s videos of fans sneaking in last year when they were supposed to have no fans
@@matthewcarter4017 This is the airport security that was responsible for 9/11, after all
1 MLB stadium, 2 minor league stadiums, 1 sandlot, 1 basketball arena
Should've ended with Peter Griffin will certainly go down to the knicks 🤣
I think you mean "New York Pieces of Dog Shit!" 😂
@@The1pokemaster1 they were actually great this season but after the last 10 years they deserve it
Ok Celtic fan
@@MarcusPearl ...the knicks are actually my favorite team in the east but come on, sometimes you have to laugh at yourself...this is one of those times
@@leenigen4533 which is why the pieces of dog shit joke works better
I love how even in his wildest day dreams, he doesn’t lose sight of his actual abilities
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If Peter choked while pretending to play for the Bruins, would the media still blame Tuukka Rask?
No doubt
Lmao
If it was Jack Edwards he would just blame the Montreal Canadiens.
Lmao
Clearly
Not even in his fantasies can he succeed.
When exactly did he cry "foul" ?🤷♂️
Even Peter knows how it would go realistically for him at sports lol
"Griffin will certainly be sent to the dirt field where they filmed The Sandlot."
- Peter Griffin
The actual field is in a kind of crappy neighborhood in Salt Lake City.
@@flibbidyx2 also in an extremely sketchy area of Salt Lake, Rose Park...
@@peterjensen9468 It's actually Glendale. Rose Park is to the north. I lived in Glendale for a couple of years, certainly a very sketchy area. There were quite a few armed robberies, drive-bys and drug busts in the general area I lived. There were certain streets I simply didn't go down.
I don’t know why, but this reminds me of an old “motivational” story. A kid is playing baseball by himself and he’s doing the whole, bottom of the 9th down by 1 deal. He throws the ball up, swings the bat and misses. Strike one he says. He throws the ball up, swing and a miss. Strike two. And of course, strike three. So he keeps going, throwing the ball up 3 more times, swing and a miss every time. Rather than be defeated for not being able to hit the ball he yells “ladies and gentlemen, the world’s greatest pitcher!”
It's not a "story", it's a song by Kenny Rogers. "The Greatest".
what is so motivational about that?
@@cobaltno51 he doesnt get discouraged that he cant pull it off, he stays on the bright side and figure that if he cant hit it, no one can
@@jeremypresutti its kinda both isn't it
@@dannycork423 but anyone could hit it, he’s literally tossing the ball to himself. The kid just sucks
“Here comes Griffin in the shootout for the Bruins and he misses the net! He will certainly be sent down to Providence”
And then he'll no doubt make his way down to the Atlanta Gladiators of the ECHL 🤣
Griffin takes the puck back for the bruins in triple overtime in game 7 of the Stanley cup final he takes it up the ice a clear breakaway he’s just got the goalie to beat he goes forehand then backhand and he absolutely shanks it 40 feet up into the air into the stands griffin will surely be sent down to providence
Jon Vitali he will surely be sent down to ohl Erie
"Strike three, and he knew it. Griffin's parents will almost certainly regret getting him a Wiffleball set for Christmas." ⚾🎄
And he knew it
I just like the detail of the sports stadiums and the little shoe squeaks as he runs
The lighting is pretty good too
Don't tell Peter that the Sox's AA affiliate is in Portland
It looks like Peter is stuck in 1982 plus the episode was in 2021
Pawtucket and Bristol were ‘82
As of 2023 the minor affiliates of the Boston Red Sox are Worcester and Portland
Foot was outside the batters box. He’d be out anyway if he hit the ball.
no, not if any part of his foot is on the line
Jose Abreu on the 2024 Astros
I love that instead of pretending to be the hero he pretends to be the worst sports athlete of all time.
you gonna tell your parents how great your insight is?
"Peter Griffin must score to keep the Bruins alive. Griffin... overskates the puck! He touched it though, what are they gonna rule it? NO GOAL!"
Oh wait, that was Rat Marchand.
For the Football version "5 seconds left. Brady throws a Hail Mary to Griffin whose wide open and Griffin drops the ball"
@@lucasblanton5203 Peter Griffin was Wes Welker in 2012
They should have had him play at gillet stadium as a patriot!! Lol Peter Griffin= “And with only seconds left patriots down by a score Peter Griffin goes back to pass... AND ITS INTERCEPTED FOR A TOUCHDOWN... causing the patriots to lose their playoff game and Peter Griffin will almost certainly be sent down to Tampa Bay” lol
Peter did play for the Patriot's in Gillet Stadium!
However he scored a Touchdown and went on a two and a half minute musical touchdown dance.
@@xtlm I forgot about Shiboopy I need to watch that episode again
@@samueldoesstuff1771 it played last night on as
But going to Tampa is an upgrade
Him getting sent to the Canadian football league would better thena he gets sent down to the xfl
AA is in Portland, Maine
The double a Red Sox team is in Portland
".... And he knew it" is my my new phrase anytime someone fails at anything...
Love how Peter goes from pro level to backyard for baseball, and starts from pro level for basketball immediately upon switching sports.
Guess he thought Michael went from pro basketball to pro baseball, so what the hell
The red Sox double A squad is in Portland Maine. But man was this bit funny
I came to say this. That line bothered me haha
Peters dreams are always realistic. Reminds me of the ghost that never lies joke
Least he's honest!
I like how the video just cuts off as they show the hospital lmao
I liked the part where the Red Soxs game him four chances before firing him
A frank classic
AA Bristol? It’s AA Portland. As In Portland Sea Dogs.
Family Guy will almost certainly be sent to Adult Swim.
Well... At least it's realistic
Relatable for me, I’m terrible at both basketball and baseball
@Jason Allen baseball is pretty hard defense is not that hard but batting is almost impossible for me
Rifleman here. Riflery is super hard once you get to college. You wouldnt believe how often people can hit a 1.5mm dot in a row.
Same here. I pitch at about 37mph and can get a hit about 20 feet at best. Basketball I think I got it in once or twice at most.
@@zacharyosvald251 I have somewhat of an idea, a family member of mine used to be on the US shooting team, although I am pretty mediocre with any rifle, even a .22
"Strike 3 and he knew it,Peter griffin will almost certainly be sent to someone's backyard with a couple of kids"
Strike 3 and he knew it
Strike 3 and he knew it. Mr Griffin will almost certainly be sent to the tee ball league for toddlers.
Strike 3 and he knew it
Strike 3 and he knew it.
Peter he would almost be certainly sent to someone's garage.
Strike 3 and he knew it.
Strike 3 and he knew it. Mr Griffin will almost certainly be sent to back to season 1 at the dinner table.
OHHHH HE HIT IT-
oh wait it was out of bounds
I love the Sandlot gag, seeing it’s me and my mom’s favorite movie
This might just be my most favorite bit in the entirety of the show
He's fantasizing about being a bad athlete 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good way to subvert
AA team for the Red Sox is in Portland, not Bristol.
And out of bounds! Griffin will certainly be sent to the WNBA
Double A Bristol CT? Pretty sure it’s Portland ME
Been waiting for this solo clip for a while now.
He wasted all this time for a realistic stupid joke
Well at least the braves didn't do what he did
He is still an amazing football player.
I live in Bristol. I’m glad Family Guy knows we exist. Or that any American knows we exist
I feel your pain. I live in Kansas, and whenever I talk to people who live outside the immediate region about college sports, the conversation goes like this:
Non-local: "Oh, so you're a Jayhawk? Go KU.
Me: "No, no. The other team. The one that doesn't have a prayer in Basketball but usually does okay in Football."
Non-local: "Wichita State? You're right, we don't hear about them a whole lot."
Me: "No, the *other* one. I'll give you a hint. We've never made a national championship, but we always show up to a low or middle tier bowl game and usually lose."
Non-local: "You mean there are other places in Kansas besides Wichita and Lawrence? What are you talking about?"
Me: 😑
Haha the double A team for the red sox is Portland sea dog
The Pawtucket Red Sox aren’t even a thing anymore😂
He will certainly be sent down to the Woo Sox
@@Padre619 we don’t speak of the Woo Sox
@@2023-Sucked fellow 'Hearts lover?
A portrayal of Tim Tebow’s career.
The closest thing to minor league Football that I've seen are one of the several arena leagues that tried to get off of the ground or the XFL.
The only gripe with this is that the Red Sox AA team is the Seadogs in Portland Maine, not Bristol
Bristol? Come on man you know it’s Portland ME
Very super nice Peter 👍🏻⚾️🏀🤦🏼♂️!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Believe on the name of Jesus Christ and be saved from hell before It’s eternally too late if you haven’t already.
Bugger off, you langer. Religion is bull and often leads to conflict.
Took me awhile to realize what was going on dam I'm slow
Well, at least he's honest about his ability
"Sir how did you get in here?"
"5 seconds left, celtics down by 1, and GREEN FN!"
I'm oddly entertained I want to see Mr.Griffen go on until he finds a sport he excelled at
the red Sox’ AA affiliate is actually based in Portland; i sure hope someone was fired for that blunder
Double A Portland… respect the Sea Dogs
I like how he’s fantasizing about a failing career
You don't know it yet, but you about to get neated on.
Neat.
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@@netnews9471 Neat.
Memes ruined everything
@@crussteasock4047 That's Neat, buddy.
@@orderofthenightwalkers4174 you're so quirky
Turns out Peter was a low-low-low-rent Danny Ainge in his fantasy.
Bruins down by a goal with 50 seconds left in the game griffin takes the puck up the middle of the ice he’s got a clear shot and he turns over the puck griffin will surely be sent down to ahl providence
Double-A Portland, not Bristol.
The older family guy gets the more unfunnier
This takes dreaming to the next level. Actually being in the place and then dream of it. Waste of time 😆
Double A is actually the Portland (ME) Sea Dogs.
Maybe I don't get the context but this is not funny.
almost done finally!!
Would have been funny if peter got injured, because Celtics.
Peter Griffin is basically Carlos Beltran
*Mr Griffin would later be sent down to Bob’s Burgers*
He definitely knew it
Tfw Triple-A pawtucket doesnt even exist anymore
I know and the double A team is Portland Sea Dogs
I appreciate that they LITERALLY animated McCoy Stadium for the Pawtucket Red Sox
Jesus Christ loves you!!!
Love how even when alone in a fictional setting he still manages to fail.
“Griffin with a 15 foot birdie putt to force a playoff here at the masters. He hits is, aaaaannnnddddd….. he leaves it 4 feet short.”
Jesus is king repent amen God bless you and your family heaven is paradise turn to God and you will be saved amen God bless amen Jesus is with us right now he will return don't be scared just believe and repent and spread the gospel God bless amen
Bugger off, you langer. Religion is bull and often leads to conflict.
Griffin has the puck he can win it for the Bruins and he shoots it way wide, he will definitely be sent down to Providence
"Off his foot and out of bounds. Griffin will almost certainly be sent down to the Shanghai Sharks"
Me after continuously failing uni for 3 years straight
Sure he tried out for the Red Sox and the Celtics. Why not trying out for the Bruins.
There is NOTHING. Family Guy is NOTHING. People love the voice because MacFarlane is a genius voice over actor, but other than the, the show has literally NOTHING to offer.
Fenway is the best
Having worked in a minor league baseball level lower than anything on this clip, I can tell you some fields are worse than the sandlot
Never give in!!!
this is me playing MLB21 ranked, getting frustrated and trying to play 2k instead
Jesus Loves you
I came here to see what was on Peter's mind tonight 😆 bless everyone and have a good day
It's me
0:30 Mr. Griffin maybe it’s time to try a different sport
Peter is any Red Sox player
Yayy he’s talking about my teams😂