01:3501:35:58 ローリーポーリーズの七転び八起き (Roly-Polys Nanakorobi Yaoki) 43:38 The Island of Dr. Brain 56:27 New Math Blaster Plus! 01:03:41 Super Munchers 01:23:12 The Wild Science Arcade 01:28:58 Challenge of the Ancient Empires!
"This was made by the people who made LSD- not the drug... the game." I LOVE THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE THE DISTINCTION. NOT JUST VINNY BUT ALL OF US
Yo, Rolypolys? In MY Vinesauce? I helped spearhead a project to save it from being lost media, and I'm surprised to see Vinny play out. We're on the hunt for its even more elusive sequel now! Huge shout out and thanks from my fellow Osamu Sato Discord members and I, and we hope that it was an interesting and entertaining ride, if nothing else!
How in the hell did you hunt down a copy of it? Did some poor, random Japanese lad had it stored away under a pile of trash for years and just so happened to remember it one day to upload it?
@@blobbem - After years of searching, all it took was... Some guy listing it online and a user buying it when it was available. Somehow, though, it's still not as funny as how the olden fans found Chu-Teng!
1:28 I noticed that the crowd is equal parts audio from a cheering audience and audio from a terrorized audience. You can hear screams of both joy and absolute horror both at once
@@bruhjacksonton7241 No, it wasn't. It was made by the man who made LSD: Dream Emulator. If you're talking about nMamaMax's video, it only stated that he was lured into a fan discord server where he encountered someone apart of that cult, the game wasn't made by the cult.
I am impressed that a lost Japanese education game that was created by the same person who thought of LSD had English aswell as Japanese, is that for to teach Japanese kids English or also for the west? He should play zoombinis.
I highly doubt it was created for educational purposes. It is likely this is nothing more than an art project (not a bad thing, though) just like LSD simulator was (or I think it was). Some of the material is too heavy, arbitrary and abstract for a child to understand and take in, and anyone would know this.
@@bigshrekhorner there is deffinetly a cultural barrier but asian societies tend to see aspects of life different from the ones from the west, things like death, time, life, happiness, art, religion, sacrifice, sadness, are seeing with a different eye and learned about in a different way. Not to suggest its not an art project, it may be, but i dont see this product as too bizarre for asian children.
@@Lexeroid590 Even if asian children are accustomed to such stuff, you definitely don't start teaching a foreign language with such terms (if this was intended for teaching English to Japanese kids). It is like starting Spanish class by translating the First Amendment. You usually start with a very basic level of vocabulary. Also, I never said the material is bizarre. I said it is abstract, although I should make it clearer. Very young children (probably the target demographic of this edutainment game) aren't developed enough mentally to fully comprehend terms that aren't material. (So my objection wasn't that the material of the game was going to be scary for children, but hard to be understood by children)
on the rolypolys game, the english proverbs are pretty much supposed to be analogous to 'kotowaza', or japanese proverbs, which are the focus of the game. i also found that some of the english equivalents did not really equate well to the kotowaza, and the animations and lessons certainly seemed a little too heavy to be teaching to kids :D
you would think that no one in japan has ever suffered from seizures judging only by the content of their media. the first game is a gigantic audiovisual clusterfuck
Same here. Thankfully it seems like just some edgy game targeted to adults as a "creepy lost media children's game", so I'm sure no children actually played this
i bet you that that's how the german government was raised. Here arcade games are nonexistent, but Online casinos and Pay to win are advertised everywhere.
I would have loved Roly-Polys as a kid, it combines a ton of subjects into one fun little package. Rather than just telling you right away, it doesn't treat you like an idiot and lets you put everything together.
The Roly Poly game seems like a passion project made by a dude who's art-style is really weird and eccentric. I dont think it was actually made for kids, more as a parody of sorts? Which is why it has a dark elements.
It’s made by Osamu Sato; who also makes music (has released multiple albums) and has other games than Roly Poly and LSD though some of them are lost.(Including Roly Poly’s sequel.)
I admire the fact that Roly-Polys took a different approach to edutainment by teaching children life lessons. And I really enjoy the content. Vin said that the content would be too much for children to grasp, but with that in mind children in Japan are exposed to media with a slightly more mature sense of humor and topics than most are used to, dood.
LSD in LSD Dream Emulator means "Lovely Sweet Dream" Also means "in Limbo, the Silent Dream" "in Laughter, the Spiritual Dream" "in Life, the Sensuous Dream" "in Lunacy, the Savage Dream" etc... Sorry for calling you out for not investigating LSD Dream Emulator.
Is it weird that I found a profound love for the first game? It is really good! I'd love to get a copy, something about that deep inner look at the human mind is appealing
This is like a Japanese guy watched wondershowzen and went "American educational shows sure are weird and a avant-garde, huh?" And then tried to imitate it in earnest
22:09 It's like that picture of those alphabet flashcards where they have "N is for Night" and "K is for Knight" in something that looks like someone made it just to confuse dyslexics.
Yo Vinny, I've been trying for hours to get Roly-Polys to work, what system / what VM did you use and in what condition? Looks like Windows 3.1 but boy have I not been able to get it to work.
9:06 This startled the shit out of me because I thought the beard he was growing was actually long monster teeth like he was mutating or something. This game is creepy af
The fact that Roly-Polys Nanakorobi is such a creepy edutainment game is a quite an experience there also came from the dave and bambi golden apple fnf mod's track "the big dingle" lol
@@Mama-Luigi > calls me an fnf kid > is 16 years old yeah, i just discovered it, clusterfuck NOT EVERYONE HAS EXPERIENCED IT, DAMN IT, THIS GAME IS REALLY OLD, AND IT BARELY HAS ANY DAMN GAMEPLAY VIDEOS AFTER ITS RELEASE ☠
I'm kinda upset that binty man didn't take into consideration that the strange choices made for the character models were stylistic choices considering their previous works and taste overall
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01:35 01:35:58 ローリーポーリーズの七転び八起き (Roly-Polys Nanakorobi Yaoki)
43:38 The Island of Dr. Brain
56:27 New Math Blaster Plus!
01:03:41 Super Munchers
01:23:12 The Wild Science Arcade
01:28:58 Challenge of the Ancient Empires!
Wartyot!
Smells like treash :D
10 minutes in and I feel so mucch smertar
I would watch an entire stream of Super Munchers.
You just gonna ignore the dog being burned alive
This ended up on MamaMax's channel. I just wanted to mention that.
Sharkey Burke yes I watched it
just watched the video
I came from there actually
Same
Yeh but it was a "trap" from the cult, i think.
I feel like getting brain cancer and internal hemorrhages after watching this.
What a specific example to pull out of nowhere
@@moobattle I am just a humble child playing this game, while my mother is cooking.
Err0rC0degames god I’m dying
Err0rC0degames can’t really be considered r/whoosh because he probably didn’t see the vid
@DJ DOZY You can't save me because I CAN'T READ!
"This was made by the people who made LSD- not the drug... the game." I LOVE THAT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE THE DISTINCTION. NOT JUST VINNY BUT ALL OF US
@Glass Makes Weird Stuff somewhere at the beginning of the first game in the video
the pig is a cannibal. vinny really missed out by not reading those diary entries
Someoneman im sorry it said what-
:/
@@joetazuna9039 you heard the man.
Where did you get this? Where can I read these? Do you have links that provides these? Im v v curious
@@veevee7860 39:38. Page 5 "I just luv eating. Roast pork, trutters, you name it."
Page 8 "I vowed this as I was out selling my -our- body"
Literally this whole game is a strike at the bowling alley
I want to build a bowling alley just so that this whole game plays when you get strike
lmao true
yep.
The time flies part made me depressed.
It's true
@@xDARKSHADEx You and the OP also have names that are depressing. It is like game recognize game.
I think it's important to remind kids that they will die.
oh shit, you’re done man.
*sad boi hours hit me*
*cries*
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" sounded like an odd Vocaloid song and it is now in my head
Funny because it's the sentence that uses all the letters of the alphabet
It’s a sentence that uses all of the letters in the alphabet.
Its really catchy. I was asleep when this stream came up in my playlist last night. It has some real calming tune to it. I almost want it sampled
"The quick, brown fox, jumps over the, ronge dog"
Bruh y’all wierd
Yo, Rolypolys? In MY Vinesauce? I helped spearhead a project to save it from being lost media, and I'm surprised to see Vinny play out. We're on the hunt for its even more elusive sequel now!
Huge shout out and thanks from my fellow Osamu Sato Discord members and I, and we hope that it was an interesting and entertaining ride, if nothing else!
How in the hell did you hunt down a copy of it? Did some poor, random Japanese lad had it stored away under a pile of trash for years and just so happened to remember it one day to upload it?
i love osamu sato y'all are doing god's work thank you so much
❤️❤️❤️
@@blobbem - After years of searching, all it took was... Some guy listing it online and a user buying it when it was available. Somehow, though, it's still not as funny as how the olden fans found Chu-Teng!
@@camwoodstock Huh, "some guy" to the rescue. Mental.
39:38 "'Wun day I'll get rich.' When I was poor, I vowed this as I was out selling my own body."
Surely this doesn't mean what I think it does?
It's Osamu Sato. It does, in fact, mean what you think it does.
*Oh*
*OH NO*
holy moly what the *fuck*
“I really, really don’t feel like reading that out loud”
7:10 "it sounds like he's ripping his pants." -vinny, 2019.
these were the last words he said before passing away from brain cancer.
holy shit it's you
Finna nice comment
Can't believe Vinesauce is cancelled dude
Ataraxia bit late to this video
@@jcstides that's the joke
10:30 NO I DID _NOT_ COME HERE FOR YOU TO GIVE ME AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, GAME
Ok that time thing is TRAUMATIZING
I don't know if it's better or worse than DHMIS's Time Episode.
@@Roadent1241 the food episode
“There’s fish everywhere.”
1:28 I noticed that the crowd is equal parts audio from a cheering audience and audio from a terrorized audience. You can hear screams of both joy and absolute horror both at once
That Roly-Polys game is oddly charming.
It feels like a dream I had as a kid.
@@mindlessjulian1666 did you know that it was made by the guy who brought you LSD: Dream Emulator?
@@mateuszszulecki5206 yeah, i did, i think i remember hearing that in a video either by Mamamax or Nexpo, i forgot which tho
It’s fucking scary
@@mateuszszulecki5206 mamamax,it's mamamax!
Osomu was told his games were too creepy and he needed to make a edutament game this is the result
This is still terrifying
my profile picture on 3D is less horrifying than this
Ok the robot voice that said "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" at the start is actually kinda cute, it reminds me of animal crossing
same
I think it's kinda creepy
It isn’t cute when you realize that the game was created by a bad cult
@@bruhjacksonton7241 No, it wasn't. It was made by the man who made LSD: Dream Emulator.
If you're talking about nMamaMax's video, it only stated that he was lured into a fan discord server where he encountered someone apart of that cult, the game wasn't made by the cult.
It reminds me more of the Mii voices in Tomodachi Life.
The best part of that Japanese game was Bonzi Buddy as the narrator.
BBHood217 yes
the best part of that japanese game was bonzi buddy as the narrator
@@yourfavoritevid2665 yes, that is what they said
Joel did bonzi, Vinny did the choicest voice and Mario 64 corruptions
@@spideyjtw the best part of that japanese game was that bonzi buddy as the narrator
8:59 well that was a super cursed segment
Creepypasta logic 😱😱😱
As someone that sometimes have a hard time sleeping thinking about my existence, I don't think I can sleep tonight
this was made for kids...
I feel betrayed, as a frequent fullsauce viewer, when I saw MamaMax first before this video.
Same u_u
Yeah, and now I'm here
Diabeticus yes
Same lol
I am impressed that a lost Japanese education game that was created by the same person who thought of LSD had English aswell as Japanese, is that for to teach Japanese kids English or also for the west? He should play zoombinis.
He did play Zoombini and Zamboni.
I highly doubt it was created for educational purposes. It is likely this is nothing more than an art project (not a bad thing, though) just like LSD simulator was (or I think it was).
Some of the material is too heavy, arbitrary and abstract for a child to understand and take in, and anyone would know this.
@@bigshrekhorner there is deffinetly a cultural barrier but asian societies tend to see aspects of life different from the ones from the west, things like death, time, life, happiness, art, religion, sacrifice, sadness, are seeing with a different eye and learned about in a different way.
Not to suggest its not an art project, it may be, but i dont see this product as too bizarre for asian children.
@@Lexeroid590 Even if asian children are accustomed to such stuff, you definitely don't start teaching a foreign language with such terms (if this was intended for teaching English to Japanese kids). It is like starting Spanish class by translating the First Amendment. You usually start with a very basic level of vocabulary.
Also, I never said the material is bizarre. I said it is abstract, although I should make it clearer. Very young children (probably the target demographic of this edutainment game) aren't developed enough mentally to fully comprehend terms that aren't material. (So my objection wasn't that the material of the game was going to be scary for children, but hard to be understood by children)
@@bigshrekhorner "My parents sheltered me and I never saw Bambi as a child."
on the rolypolys game, the english proverbs are pretty much supposed to be analogous to 'kotowaza', or japanese proverbs, which are the focus of the game. i also found that some of the english equivalents did not really equate well to the kotowaza, and the animations and lessons certainly seemed a little too heavy to be teaching to kids :D
you would think that no one in japan has ever suffered from seizures judging only by the content of their media. the first game is a gigantic audiovisual clusterfuck
28:33 had me rolling during the stream with the amount of "Vibe check" in the chat
Love ur username dude
If I played the first one as a kid I would of been traumatised. Especially Time flies
Same here. Thankfully it seems like just some edgy game targeted to adults as a "creepy lost media children's game", so I'm sure no children actually played this
Nope Osamu was told he needed to make a edutament game in 1997 and got a commision. This was the result and japaneese kids from 1997 played this
@@user-km8rf9jz1s What kind of publisher go, "Yep, This is Great for the kids!"
@@randominternetuser5872 nobody, also got a new account I'm active on
@@randominternetuser5872 also idk the publisher
The Time flies part deserves a Nobel prize.
The game in general.
Not gonna lie... that weird little angry 'sneeze' noise that the yellow dog makes is kind of adorable.
yis
I'm just now watching this and 34:59 DOES NOT sound like the word "caught." It sounds like that word instead.
I thought it was cut
@@neptune9647 thanks, DIO.
it sounds like one of those famous ‘no-no’ words.
joking aside, i dont know why they thought this would be ok. even for a fake, shady educational game
@Voya nah, it barely sounds like caught lmao
9:05 - 9:45 Wow! What a great way to show kids that we all will die one day!
Really.
That was really fucked up holy shit.
damn thats dark
Dude I am a huge Osamu Sato fan, I even study the guy's work in college, and I had no ideia this game even existed.
It was lost media until, like, July of this year.
Same heree. So exciting
It's been saved from the lost media abyss recently
Woah, hold up. You study this guy in *COLLEGE?!?!* I'm jealous.
@@vi0let831 I did studied about this guy. Check out my presentation video!
Every letter cutscene & diary entry timestamps T 7:33 10:08 Q 11:26 13:40 V 14:35 17:06 Z 17:53 19:02 X 19:47 20:55 Y 22:05 24:22 W 25:23 26:25 F 27:34 30:52 P 32:34 C 35:03 36:37 S 37:34 41:06 G 1:37:11 1:38:57 U 1:39:44 1:41:55 L 1:42:58 1:45:12
You're a hero- *le claps*
Lol so deep
YOU CAUGHT ME THERE WHEN YOU SAID "iiii feeeel fantaaasticcc"
Remember kids, quarreling bad, gambling good.
i bet you that that's how the german government was raised. Here arcade games are nonexistent, but Online casinos and Pay to win are advertised everywhere.
ok
f-f-u-rry 😳
Why furry why no why no why no why no why no why no why no why no why no why no why no
ok
“I have a couple ones you may remember from when you were a kid”
*Starts with practically nightmare fuel*
Roly-Poly’s animation reminds me of an even worse quality popee the performer
@Caden Cummins wdym it's amazing 😡😡
YES SAME
@@yea6605 and I see you’re getting mad at someone for having an opinion.
@Caden Cummins Oh did you grow up in Japan?
@Caden Cummins lol yeah, but it is extremely cool how he used physical comedy
I love the music in the first game, especially the title screen loop... it sounds like Ken Ishii...
ken ishii has done at least one remix for osamu sato. check out long tall eyelash ruclips.net/video/BBR2n0mJpoA/видео.html
"What are we learning?"
(a little bit later)
𝕁𝕌𝕄ℙ𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝕁𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝔹𝕆
No it’s bacon bo
What if aliens found Roly Polys as the only evidence of our existence?
they'd think we were on drugs 24/7
Then they wouldn’t come near us
maybe they think it was normal?
The answer varies we don't know these aliens.
Pretty good localisation on that baffling Japanese edutainment, for the most part
We learned, but at what cost?
Sanity
all i learn as POLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYALEPHPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYPOLYSENPAI *dies from brain cancer*
Forbidden knowledge
@@hugoc.m.7727 AHDHEHDHXJ popee pfp
I would have loved Roly-Polys as a kid, it combines a ton of subjects into one fun little package. Rather than just telling you right away, it doesn't treat you like an idiot and lets you put everything together.
5:00 Breakcore in a kids' edutainment game? Epic
The Roly Poly game seems like a passion project made by a dude who's art-style is really weird and eccentric. I dont think it was actually made for kids, more as a parody of sorts? Which is why it has a dark elements.
It’s made by Osamu Sato; who also makes music (has released multiple albums) and has other games than Roly Poly and LSD though some of them are lost.(Including Roly Poly’s sequel.)
I admire the fact that Roly-Polys took a different approach to edutainment by teaching children life lessons. And I really enjoy the content. Vin said that the content would be too much for children to grasp, but with that in mind children in Japan are exposed to media with a slightly more mature sense of humor and topics than most are used to, dood.
Yeah Japanese people are just more cool and mature than everyone else basically
15:47 Mr Krabs really went on a downwards spiral didn't he?
rolypoly makes a bit more sense when you find out it's from the same guy who made LSD dream emulator lmaoo
It took me until 25:22 of the video to understand the song in the menu actually says the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
"LSD ... not the drug, the game." Are you sure about that?
LSD in LSD Dream Emulator means "Lovely Sweet Dream"
Also means "in Limbo, the Silent Dream" "in Laughter, the Spiritual Dream" "in Life, the Sensuous Dream" "in Lunacy, the Savage Dream" etc...
Sorry for calling you out for not investigating LSD Dream Emulator.
Given the game, no.
Notice around 16:50, how the car doesn’t drive down the last road, meaning for some reason it stopped before that.
I am watching the first game with a cold and it feels like a fever-dream-near-death situation right now
Is it weird that I found a profound love for the first game? It is really good! I'd love to get a copy, something about that deep inner look at the human mind is appealing
Omfg that time flies segment gave me shivers down my spine, incredibly unsettling
*See Roly-Polys Nanakorobi Yaoki*
Nevermind, I thought the Gigglebone gang was the strangest edutainment thing Vinny played.
_Bring back the frog!_
Double Twelve The frog will eat him whole
And thus, Doodle Dip fades into the ether
22:51 i thought the dog was killing someone
Vinny should play the rest of Roly-Polys. There's some good stuff in there he missed. Like D, when the pig literally shits a mountain.
The first game makes me excited to hear Vinny's reaction to Killer 7 and it's special voice work
Stern J I’m pretty sure both games use the same early mac text to speech program for their voices. No More Heroes also uses the voices.
Wait, is Vinny planning on streaming Killer 7?
@@GenericSteve764 I think he did say he wanted to play it around the time the PC port was released.
THEY HAVE FOUND ROLY POLYS
THANKS GOD FOR R/OSAMUSATO
"I feel fantastic"
How dare you remind me of the cursed video.
I wanted the full sauce.
I got the full sauce.
Thank you Sauce!
The first game is actually really cute and creative. Love the sound design too.
If you see some twitch stream starts with playing Japanese Game that tells either life lessons and existential crisis, that's vinesauce for ya.
Fun fact: Okhotsk is named after a city in Russia. So, one possible headcanon can be that he has a russian accent.
This is like a Japanese guy watched wondershowzen and went "American educational shows sure are weird and a avant-garde, huh?" And then tried to imitate it in earnest
Okay but the quick brown fox song thing was low key a bop
33:21
40:49
don't mind me, just saving timestamps
Remember, always prepare for psysical and mental adventures, and your friends are tools for your own benefit
Osamu Sato is a cool guy, go check out his music.
Fr, everyone checkout LSD revamped
love his music, all things must be equal and objectless are so good
lylajean100 i have all things must be equal on record. It’s one of my favs!
Personally, my fav album of his is probably Transmigration.
Jumping Jack Bu is a fricking show-off
And a canibal if you read his diary
22:09 It's like that picture of those alphabet flashcards where they have "N is for Night" and "K is for Knight" in something that looks like someone made it just to confuse dyslexics.
i like how some of the music is literally jungle breakcore 💀
Osamu sato music goes hard
Saw that video while being drunk and I absolutely do not regret it
It was so weird
Teaching kids to take risks with a quick gambling lesson. So much to learn here.
1:44:33 nearly died trying to hold back my laughter.
Pepper fart.
This game looks like it could be a surreal horror animation on RUclips, like one of Ben Wheele’s 90’s-style animations.
He missed some of the best letters from Roly Polys. Letters J, E, O, and K are some of my favorites.
Eroen515 j...e...o...? J-joe...?
@@chilimacaroni4211 JOE MAMA
@@chilimacaroni4211 Joe-joe´s bizzare adventure
sorry.
@@dld493v2 I have an epic knock knock joke. Knock Knock
@@Nyax50Lopez who's there
the first game is the equivalent of existing and not existing at the same time
Yo Vinny, I've been trying for hours to get Roly-Polys to work, what system / what VM did you use and in what condition? Looks like Windows 3.1 but boy have I not been able to get it to work.
It's windows 3X. Same material as Sato's other PC Games.
I'M SCARED BRING BUNJEE BACK
He never left.
Dear god! The first one is just like an unholy fusion of Eastern Mind and Gigglebone
I love how first game is just weird breakcore and amen break loops
I came back here to say that not too long after watching the first game, I started to get nauseous.
I wish I was making this shit up.
Might be brain cancer
ur just weak
@@feIon Why do you exist.
12:14 man the new tekken is looking sick.
Roly Poly has very huge Ratboy Genius vibes.
Oh god you’re right
this is probably what datura feels like
That first game looks very fun, I bet I would had enjoyed it as a kid.
By the way, World Tour is considered lost...
9:06 This startled the shit out of me because I thought the beard he was growing was actually long monster teeth like he was mutating or something. This game is creepy af
1:02 is a bop
9:22 why is nobody talking about this!?
Someone in the comments said this made them feel depressed bc time flies
The fact that Roly-Polys Nanakorobi is such a creepy edutainment game is a quite an experience there
also came from the dave and bambi golden apple fnf mod's track "the big dingle" lol
Yeah.
@@Mama-Luigi
> calls me an fnf kid
> is 16 years old
yeah, i just discovered it, clusterfuck
NOT EVERYONE HAS EXPERIENCED IT, DAMN IT, THIS GAME IS REALLY OLD, AND IT BARELY HAS ANY DAMN GAMEPLAY VIDEOS AFTER ITS RELEASE ☠
Not even 10 minutes in it turned into a creepypasta.
Basically lol
That first game was an unnerving clusterfuck fever dream but I like it :)
4:39-4:43 Disturbing Audio
The 1st gsme feels like a mk ultra experiment
Jumping Jack Bu's music is the main reason I got a brain tumor. Thanks, game.
Lsd simulator developer makes a creepy weird kids game. But it is cool to look at its very cursed but fun. I love weird Japanese games.
I'm kinda upset that binty man didn't take into consideration that the strange choices made for the character models were stylistic choices considering their previous works and taste overall
The Roly Polys are actually nightmare fueled this is too scary for kids.
That Roly Poly game is an Ebola fever dream. What the fuck
*Its Like Watching Teletubbies On Drugs...*
Agreed
And Tellytubbies were bad enough on their own. Especially once you know how big they are. That's terrifying for like 3ft children.
I'm going to have that fucking "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." song haunt me to my grave.