A Monkey That Sits Like This
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
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That guy on the plane looks like pewdipie
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear abdul
Nice you got pinned
why does my comment not have 3 likes?
AxxL that’s crazy bro but did anyone ask?
pin my guy
"You're still predictable."
"PREDICT THIS"
How it feels to chew 5 gum
Chew 5 gum stimulate your senses
_jojo?_
Matthew McConaughey: *Predict this*
Nobody :
The kid in my 2nd grade class who creates a whole ass battle with pencils :
“Hello everyone.
Here’s a monkey that sits like this:_____”
I’ve never laughed so hard. This is why your channel is amazing.😊
"You are better than I remember..
..But still predictable."
"Predict this!"
Idk why i loved that
They sounded so serious lol
Damn fine fight 😂
LOLS GENIUS
Hands two the return of the finger
Also what we be doing in day 301 of quarantine
I hoped it would say predict this b*tch
That finger fighting is the most simplest but most amazing thing I’ve seen in a while
predict this
@@phoule76 *fighting noises*
yeah that was awesome
"you are better than I remember"
you are predictable
I started giggling like a complete moron when the llama stuck his/her face out
XD
Halo
Same lol
Same yo
Yup...that was the funniest in this clip besides the monkey. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Here's a monkey that sits like this."
Monkey: *sits like this*
*He's supposed to sit like this, not like this!!!*
Idk why but this comment has me rolling
Just have a weird feeling this foes gonna be humans after we gen humans die off
Everyone: *No you cant just sit like this!*
Monkey: *Haha sit goes brrr*
wow top notch humour
"You're so predictable."
"Predict this."
"Tututututu"
Me: DEAD.
“Me: DEAD”
???
Imagine having the power of just going like Tututututu and then killing everyone in a 5 foot radius
Pupupupupupu* sorry man
Weeb Memeist64 I know, but they were saying it like they were narrating a story about themselves. They could’ve said “IM DEAD”
*but still predictable
1:06) this kid is too precious, not only does he speak 12 different languages fluently, he’s selling knick knacks to help him afford school 100/10 I would give him $200 if I could
you can't tell if he speaks fluently. most likely it isn't fluent.
@@jp46614 Yeah he probably just learned some sentences and key words to recognize languages and adapt himself to the tourists he meets.
I'm french and I don't easily recognize what he is saying btw.
But that's pretty surprising and respectable all the same.
@@jp46614 still, I'm seventeen but probably wouldn't be able to remember all of that. I can barely remember any of the Japanese I was trying to learn 😅 the kid is smart and has a good memory, I bet if he wanted to he could learn all these languages fluently.
@@yannickgiannoni6090 I speak french and I didn't get a word but Oui...
They're all selling trinkets for "money for school". I'd still buy from him, but the money isn't for school. Honestly, it's usually used by the whole family, but the school routine pulls in more cash.
monkey: i've been waiting for my gf this whole day
"I don't have enough money to go to school" that's so sad and ironic he's clearly got an incredible aptitude for learning
Meh i always see it in the Phillipines news and i cant do anything cuz is quarantine and im just 11, buuuutt sometimes a few homeless thats needs help to go to school just rob people
That's south East Asia for you
And the sad thing is, the money is just going to his parents, its not like the money is actually used for him to go to school.
he isn't telling the truth, all children that sell things in Asian countries have sob stories to encourage tourists to buy their useless shit. pretty smart
@@Shifisu that's not so bad compared to shady syndicates. Children trafficking and exploitation are real.
*That man can literally make a whole action movie with just his fingers*
I subbed to you
Damn 💕
Yes
congratulations on a heart
,
0:18
Person: *drops and waits*
Dog: *did she just drop it, let me make sure and wait a couple of seconds so she thinks that I ain't running"
*2 seconds later*
Dog: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
**0:15 is bit better IMO
so that kid learned that many languages by just listening to tourists? dang.
He just memorised very basic sentences. His Spanish was very rudimentary and quite broken.
@@buffalobill4216 given his only means of learning was from tourists, he's really good.
Every country I've been as a tourist I saw poor kids selling their lil souvenirs and did so on at least 5 languages. Need is a good teacher
Not hard to learn languages at that age. Also highly likely the tourists did teach him some phrases directly, learning languages necessitates you understood what is being said in order to memorized them. You can't just guess everything you're hearing (unless it's based on romance languages).
Most likely just rudimentary phrases, you can't speak 12 languages fluently at the age of 9 that's just simply impossible. However, it's still incredibly impressive that a 9 year old is doing this
That boy is incredible... it’s a tragedy that he’s in such a poor financial situation.
While it is a terrible situation to be in they’re is no way he would ever have learned that if he was in school it would be a wasted talent. I’m not saying his situation is good at all I’m just saying silver lining.
Unfortunately might be controlled by pimp and stolen away from family to do this.
A rich chinese offered to pay for his school. He is now educated and loves chinese
I am tired of repeating this to all you ignorant ppl, first of all this stupid daily dose of internet never do research the Cambodian boy is 14 not 9 and now is 16, he is very big news back in 2018 even in my country Singapore, he is malnutritious cuz no money to eat nutritious food that's why he is small af. Lastly he alrdy got funded in 2019 last year by a very rich China man who is CEO of a big company to study in China, u can check in yt easily...
The kid got into highschool in China if I remember correctly
“They bought a school bus and turned it into their home.”
Me: Ah yes, an RV
ngl I wanna do that...
the schoolbus, not the RV.
Tuna you wanna do the schoolbus?
RV nearly there?
Yeah after your mom! Oooooh (dies inside)
@@zwch_ I'd do that school bus
Monkey: literally sits down
4.1 Million people: *iNteREsTinG*
stolen
How original
this was so original i cri and i laff much
Lmaaaoooo
This is not stolen as I have seen it and if it is than I apologize but I didn’t see anybody else that said this comment
That kid is a prodigy, i hope he eventually gets the success he deserves
Owner: **drops leash**
Dog: **Collecting Data...**
Dog: **Analysing Data...**
Owner: ...
Dog: ...
Dog: HAHA goodbye, fool hooman
@Jester *_In a while, alligator_*
Yazan Majdalawi Lol
Hooman: Flint Lockwood!!!!
Yes
That sht was so dam funny boyyyy
Dog: I'll never leave you hooman
Hooman: *drops leash*
Dog: on second thought...
Lol
*human
@@soltiniJpepper1990 r/wooosh
@@soltiniJpepper1990 * homo sapiens
"Drops leash"
Dog : *I AM SPEED*
"drops leash"
*sicko mode starts playing*
1:50 I would buy that movie lol
I love how the dog looks at the leash for like 5 seconds to realize that the owner isn't holding it then it just goes supersonic 😂
Yup we saw it
Nix E saltyyyy
Lol
Nix E yup someone’s mad
I love when kids think they’re smart by commenting the most obvious shit that everyone saw.
The owner: drops leash
The dog: pause
The dog 5 seconds later: *I'M FREE VROOOOM VROOOOOOM*
Pretty accurate
the owner : drops leash
tthe dog : *thinks*
the owner : dont go pls
the dog : *haha dog go brrrrrr*
@@renaiky2652 hey don't watche anime anymore please
@@walidfakhfakh3660 i only some times bc i read manga and webtoons mostly
Nice, also 300th like
2:20 I know a few people that drive like this
1:38 lowkey took me a second to realise that those were fingers
Racquel Cortes took*
VOLIBEAR NAZAMAKI ty lol
the monkey looks like he wants to start beef with the first person he see’s
Just like " the next mfer to say something is getn punched." Weve all been there. 😆😆. Gimme a reason
Nah he looks like he was waiting for his date but she bailed out on him.
Hes just vibing guys let monkey be
Monkey looks like a group of Monkey's just stole his cellphone and now gives 0 fux. He's just like "come at me bro, im pissed, come git you some"
see's? who is see and what belongs to him?
"You're still predictable"
"Predict this"
*intense whapuchewhapush intensifies*
TheMightyAlfredo xD
Hangs myself
@@etaq2 makes cookies
9 months into Quarantine ...
They hand fighting looked amazing. Props to the person who did it for such amazing coordination skills👍
Coordination? Choreography?
Coronation = 👑
@@Gillsing OOPS 🤣 As a writer, I have no idea how I made that terrible of a typo lol
Is no one gonna talk about how the man just casually whistles with an old woman who crashed on front of his yard? It's just so random.
Karen as you would expect
Is no one gonna mention she’s Asian?
@@go4thmultiply349 ????
@@go4thmultiply349 i was about to say it but some people might find it oFenSiVe
helvetica standard
Action figures: no
Action fingers: *YES*
Underrated
Nice one
Underrated asf
Took me a second
saltntea same
1:46 "Predict this!" proceeds to hit the greatest combo of all time
2:02 sand art: exist
Wind:I'm about to end this person's whole life
When those hands said, "Predict this."
I felt that.
That part had me rolling, shit the dialogue in that was better than half of the crappy action movies nowadays.
@@undyingknowledge7818 I want that guy to be the director of most actions movie ngl. I love my favorites directors and all, but dude this guy has a lot to offer. Edit: the title: Ninja fingers: the only martial artists to ever beat Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee
Owner: **drops leash**
Dog: ...
Dog: _O P P O R T U N I T Y_
It turns its head slightly then ran off so quickly...that's was funny..
Fast as #### boi
Even paradise is a prison when you can't leave - Dog
The monkey reminds me of when I am waiting for the next bus to arrive & it seems like eternity.
Owner: Drops leash
Dog: So, this is happening I guess...
Let’s get that multilingual boy a gofundme, shall we? He deserves better.
He’s already gotten better, and congrats on the heart from ddoi
Send your donations in my account
Kyle Panuncillon go away
For more info, I think I saw he got into a school in China for free. He is in highschool I think
@@vents3274 damn he is smart
The people in the middle of the sand art: Crap, now we're stuck
I got the same conclusion XD
Commit a superman and fly away.
And i am yelling at the edge of that sand art: "Where is my god damn leafblower!!"
@SugarCrush use multiple drone
flood everything with water and swim away
That sand art is cleaner than a toddlers mind
LOL omg that Asian lady in the car reminded me of that one Family Guy scene xD
@@monkeysarecool1739 *THAT SCENE*
The kid that sells these souvenirs learned more from his job than he'll ever learn from school
Hustle or die.
Brian It has finally been found
Finally, I have found the prism
He is 15 years old now and he still look the same.
Satoozy Do you know if he’s doing alright?
1:46
1:46
“Predict this...”
*wha-psh, psh, psh”👈🤏🖖
ONE MORE LIKE TO 169 LIKES NIICE
Haha i was laughing so hard and it wasn't the morning coffeee😂😂😂
Clearly should be titled: Mr. Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Human guy: Hey monkey aren't you supposed to be swinging in the trees?
Monkey: You swing in the trees Jack I'm just chilling here.
"So have you seen The Karate Kid?"
"Well.. kind of."
More like:
Me: Mom can we go see The Karate Kid
Mom: We have The Karate Kid at home
Gacha Gabster bruh i would still watch the whole movie if it was with hand choreography
karate finger.
Jokes aside but the finger fight was actually really impressive
Yeah that was insane
Insane ddude
Imagine if someone saw him
Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Imagin she Trained this for hours, days or weeks. What a impressive life this vegan femisist must have
Dude was nice with the ninja hand fighting. Got plenty of time on his hands.
*_you have no idea how much I need that hand fighting movie_*
I honestly thought he was going to say " this family bought a school bus , and turned it into a cool bus. "
gold rush parker!
I didn’t know that was legal. 🤔
Maverick style lol
Hahaha
Ozbully Morales how would that no be legal
Here is a monkey that....sits like this
3 million people:
He really do
But he really do
He do really
3.7 mil now lol
@@naglismalisauskas1779 Indeed he do
Do he?
Little kid: gets in the school bus
Driver: *This is your home now*
"But still predictable"
"Predict this"
ZA WARUDO
What is that saying from? Is it an anime reference?
fighting hands be like:
🤙🖐👊👌👉👊✌👇🤘🤏☝🤜🤛👎👌🤞
🖕
シ Orea Dealer • 6 years ago 😂
Cringe
シ Orea Dealer • 6 years ago LMFAOO MOOD
Android be like: S q U a R e
Daily Does Of Internet sounds soo friendly like anyone can be friends with him
He also has body that could kick your ass but wouldn't.
He sounds like leafy
He is leafy
@@coolgiyplays3861 he's not Leafu, he's Jason. Is Leafy shredded? No.
Also Jason has chin and Leafy doesn't.
@@HonnePerkele when did he show us?
When you really can't afford a house, buy a house that moves and place it on a car park.
i love how his videos are the polar opposite of clickbait where the thumbnail and title describe exactly what the FIRST clip is
Someone hire that kid as a multilingual translator and pay him top dollar.
Fr speaking that many languages damn I can only speak 4
He is now studying in China. A billionaire sponsored his education.
@@FuckDeezHoez u fool, I can speak ONE >:)
@@xon2108 u ful I spk non
@@gamingthe81 Really?? :O
Kid: **speaks 12 different languages**
Me to my brain: "you were supposed to be like him, NOT THIS"
Remember man, you are brain
I didnt understand his spanish or french I'm born in Venezuela and live in montreal so I know both
@@cummrs Bruh even me who have only studied Spanish in school could understand him
@@cummrs could be because of his accent
@@cummrs I kinda understand the french, not the spanish tho
0:08, you when go outside and forgot your phone.
2:43 "officer yes, sorry for speeding. step inside, we have tea and netlfix"
Guy: drops leash
dog: *took 5 seconds to realize he drop it and is running for freedom*
The dog was looking for the perfect time to escape
It was waiting a bit so the guy had his guard down
no no no this is scripted. and the dog came up with this script
*COUTRY ROAAAAAADS*
*T A K E M E H O M E*
It was brilliant none the less
That kid who can speak so many languages is really impressive! He's also so nice for helping people
I feel bad for him, I hope he gets the money he needs 💛
Imagine seeing a school bus, then looking through the window.
*and seeing a dog*
It would be amazing if the exterior still looked like a schoolbus.
I've seen stranger things in vehicles on the road mmk.
Imagine living knowing your house could be stolen
And then looking for the kids, and realizing there are none, and so what a waste the whole production was.
the place looks hella comfy tho
Cambodian boy will realize later with "education" that he could have turned his salesmanship into a big business, where he'd get more money than a white collar job
1:24
Me: Ohh.. So that's why dads take forever in the toliet.. I see...
Plot twist: The boy is an assassin in training
Y’all seen the movies, they be learning as much languages as possible so they can complete there contracts
You know too much
Dang-
*Meet the spy*
I heard hes a millionaire living in a million dollar home and messes with the peasants just for fun!
I’m Mexican and his “Spanish” was complete nonsense
"you ever get that feeling like someone is looking at you?" the someone: *a c t i v a t e n e k k*
Those views have to be fake it’s so pretty
In the future I would start a new line for "the someone" so it's easier to read and distinguish from the first line
The head on a boom arm was pretty hilarious.
@@grannym2880 ooo yes that as well :D
3:12 Everybody gangsta till the bees come
2:34
I was looking for that. I finally found it.😁
"You're better than I remember"
"Because I am the right hand man"
That was definitely a missed opportunity now that you mention it.
*Nice*
"Predict this."
Proceeds to do jumping windmill arm attack
@@NanamoriYT NINJA-GO!
@@NanamoriYT iS ThAT a ninjaGO reFeRenCE?
I thought you were talking about the monkey😂
Ngl the finger fight was the coolest hand to hand fight I’ve ever seen
Leow Chee Wai ahaha... give this guy a hand!
Finger to finger combat
dog: you let go?
owner: yes
dog: gotta fast
Monkey: **sits down thinking about life as a monkey and what he or she should do with it**
"Maybe I should get into insurance...Hmm...I dunno..."
Me: waiting for my friend after saying he's on the way for the last 10 minutes
The two comments above me 😂
“Wait is that guy looking at me!?”
I’m a monkey
Kid: "I learn from the Tourists."
Duo: *"Are you challenging me?"*
Այո
Question number 1
Sauce ? duolingo 🙃
@@Skribbly1 It's a language learning app. The best one. Just be sure to complete lessons daily or your family's safety would be compromised.
Last time I missed a lesson, my mom went missing.
Edit: just be sure to give a positive review because it can find you.
@@HitHard1008 yh man same thing happened to me
THE FLOWER FIELD IS MARVELLOUS... DO MORE OF THOSE.... I love your videos
Then the person holding the camera starts trampling them. You can hear them being crushed under the person's feet.
More effort was made on those hand fights than the entire Meliodas vs Escanor anime fight
Let’s be honest this guy is keeping everyone entertained these days.
Let’s be honest every video someone makes a comment similar to this Otherwise yes
Yeah
No doubt about it
** always
nelk
Monkey: sits like a human.
People: "that looks familiar"
Is this supposed to be racist?
Chile, anyways so-
Nah it’s a popular sitting style
@@beommie-- what he/she is saying is monkeys are pretty close to humans, and we also sit... so it's like us sitting. Get it?
@@beommie-- ^
Me: *It aint... f a m i l i a h*
it is incredible how good they timed the sound effects 1:28
2:22 be like "NO CAPES!!! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THOSE CAPES!!!!!!!!!"
The guy from the plane looks like PewDiePie
woah you're right :)
I mean yea it does, but how would he be flying a plane without legs?
FLOOR GANG OUH
SpiralgoesWoOsh hh I was thinking that too
Oh my gosh I thought that too!
So no ones gonna talk about the extremely talented 9 year old boy
Ikr hes amazing to of picked up on so many languages just from tourists
Exactly. I was searching for that too
@Eriko. Oy well do it then if its so easy.
first i thought its a girl xD
damn it seems that whatever you do you get some form of hate
1:04 I love how casually he says "Pleas buy this i dont have enough money to go to school" Its sad but.
The dog:
“this is a lifetime opportunity to escape”
That hand fighting is incredible
🎶🎵Never gonna gibe you up never gonna let you down and desert you*funky beats play*🎵🎶
I'd say it's a handful of skill
I actually do that with my hands
Basically my whole childhood.
I just saw you
1:24 "What do you do for a living?"
"I'm an expert in hand-to-hand combat."
He's a five finger death punch and two fistfuls of attitude
Lmao underrated comment
Cute cow on the plane is so calm and trustworthy. You just know it wont do anything stupid.
Thank you for these videos, honestly I don’t k ow why you haven’t got millions more subscribers. It’s such a good way to open doors to places one never could even dream of! I’ve been to Finland (I am Finnish) and Australia (I’m first gen) but I absolutely adore fields of flowers...Armenia wow! What a beautiful place!
Human: *drops leash*
Dog: *pretends to be confused*
Human:oh let me pick up the leash I dropped.
Dog: nah, hippoty hoppity, no today!
Those views are so pretty it has to be fake
Rachel & Leann your profile pic is adorable I remember from my childhood *Molang* was the name of the cartoon! 😁💗
Hippity Hoppity,
This leash is now my property
Its sad that the boy has such a talent, but can't go to school!
how do we change that
@Ahmad Wazir proof/source? I just want to know so I can be happy :'(
the boy was given a full scholarship to a school in china
Who needs school when you know 12 languages
He is living the school of LIFE no education box can teach that boy as much he knows
Shoot he smarter then me 36 still cant spell in my home language also know as English
1:56 he was like... You got some gas money?😂😂😂☠️☠️
@0:15
*(Guy Drops his leash)*
.
*(Dog Notices)*
.
DOG: *ESCAAAPEEE😂*
If that boy just had a little more resources, he can become a translator for a MNC...Such talent
he goes to school in china now, a chinese businessman funded it.
He got a scholarship and now he is studying in a Chinese special school
Yeah
Ye he can make 6 figures easily as a translator. Most translators can only speak 2-3 languages. 12 jeez he might even make 7 figures.
Yup ever since that video got viral he was able to go meet famous people in Cambodia and liek the other people he now goes to school in china :)
"Do you ever feel like you are being watched?"
Me: *nervously looks around the room*
I can't like cause it's 69
Johnpaul Bruh haha funny sex number
*FBI IS WATCHING*
@@aspopulvera9130 you profile picture is scary 😥
You still can't find me
Guy: *drops leash*
Dog: now’s my chance! BRAKE FOR IT!
Amazing kid. He might beat the record with that dedication.
Plot Twist: The dogs leash was actually a snake so he had to run quickly
Lol😂🤣
Lol
Lol
It does!
You combleted your gole now what ?
That boy doesn't have money for school, but he's probably smarter than the ones who do
Hell, he's probably smarter than a good chunk of high school students.
Eitan Goldfrad lol
Eitan Goldfrad This kid needs private school as I bet he has a very high IQ
That’s true
@@peri3818 being smart and being intelligent are two different things
“Your better than I remember.”
*always has been*