Irish People Try America's Strongest Cocktails

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @madisonbarnicoat3105
    @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 года назад +6813

    That one guy: “it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood”
    That..... that hit me

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 года назад +34

      The Christian Brothers have traumatized many an Irish boy.

    • @madisonbarnicoat3105
      @madisonbarnicoat3105 4 года назад +11

      Angel well shit..... how did you know about my childhood 🙃

    • @wemii76
      @wemii76 4 года назад +7

      Ah yes. Here I thought Creamulsion cough syrup was only something sold in the US back in the 80s and 90s. Apparently not.

    • @kiddfaith4397
      @kiddfaith4397 4 года назад +10

      And it “burns like you’re swallowing Satan’s piss”. 😂😭

    • @marveldcboi4005
      @marveldcboi4005 4 года назад +2

      @Angel dang

  • @xJMAN92x
    @xJMAN92x 4 года назад +6746

    “I’ll have it for breakfast” haha. They’re definitely Irish

  • @karleighelizabethlust4994
    @karleighelizabethlust4994 5 лет назад +8471

    Real Jungle juice doesn’t really have a recipe. It’s just whatever liquor you have on hand mixed in a giant bucket with Koolaid... Served in a red solo cup while drunk at a frat party.

    • @alyssastern6073
      @alyssastern6073 5 лет назад +194

      I swear I thought that was Jamba juice at frat parties.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 5 лет назад +156

      I see you too are a college student of some form...

    • @TheBrothergreen
      @TheBrothergreen 5 лет назад +220

      repeat after me.
      "Everclear... and rum"

    • @alvaroramirez8246
      @alvaroramirez8246 5 лет назад +135

      Can confirm: just had jungle juice this past weekend at a college tailgate party -it legit was 98 percent alcohol and only 2 percent juice (or that’s what it felt like lol).

    • @stephanies6740
      @stephanies6740 5 лет назад +5

      I drank 9 when I was 16

  • @harryduffy6243
    @harryduffy6243 4 года назад +4324

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”
    Best line ever spoken

  • @normlee6566
    @normlee6566 6 лет назад +10166

    The danger of long islands is they taste like nothing...until you stand up. Then it's...oh, wait.

    • @cherrysuicide9272
      @cherrysuicide9272 5 лет назад +187

      But they're amazing lol

    • @paganbornspiritbear8249
      @paganbornspiritbear8249 5 лет назад +280

      Yeah, and if the bar has AC...forget about it! You’ll die the second the heat hits ya! Lol!

    • @brigittafalcini2063
      @brigittafalcini2063 5 лет назад +289

      It sneaks up on you too!! By the time you've had two, you get up and the room spins a bit, then you realise they're stronger than they taste

    • @irishgurl3078
      @irishgurl3078 5 лет назад +130

      I had 4 of them one night when I went out with a bunch of friends. Worst! Hangover! Ever! Lol

    • @Arxiuz2
      @Arxiuz2 5 лет назад +53

      All you have to do is ask for a top shelf LIIT.
      Smacked in seconds

  • @shadenkeltner8067
    @shadenkeltner8067 4 года назад +6195

    "Long island iced tea...could I get it longer?"
    This lady...is a *visionary*.
    ***LONGER ISLAND ICED TEA***

    • @kireepotter4762
      @kireepotter4762 4 года назад +81

      I worked at a restaurant that had a longer island iced tea. It was the same amount of tea & lemonade, top shelf liquor, more liquor, all in a bigger glass. I imagine this is what she wanted lol

    • @sadkingbilly
      @sadkingbilly 4 года назад +1

      😆

    • @devilboysix66
      @devilboysix66 4 года назад +36

      AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND
      LONGEST ISLAND ICE TEA XL+ NOW WITH 200% MORE LONG

    • @poopahskoopahh8563
      @poopahskoopahh8563 4 года назад +1

      Same vibes

    • @MrLande
      @MrLande 4 года назад +1

      Kiree Potter may I ask the name of the restaurant? And it's ingredients?

  • @KrumpOcake
    @KrumpOcake 4 года назад +6854

    "This is actually curing my hangover"
    *IRisH inTenSifieS*

    • @CarlosFlores-ng1fi
      @CarlosFlores-ng1fi 4 года назад +41

      Lol that's actually a thing. If you drink a little while you got a hangover it supposed to help. I believe it's called hair of the dog or some shit

    • @lumpyspaceprincess690
      @lumpyspaceprincess690 4 года назад +2

      Carlos Flores that’s what I do every time I have a hangover it does help

    • @ChickenStank
      @ChickenStank 4 года назад +3

      If I drank with a hangover already, I’d die! 🤮🤮

    • @Zippy15
      @Zippy15 4 года назад +10

      I don't do 'minor hangover.' I'm either fine or I'm projectile vomiting at a wall for 9 hours.

    • @Mrs.Adrian
      @Mrs.Adrian 4 года назад +1

      Shari Dillon same.

  • @rickyricardo113
    @rickyricardo113 4 года назад +590

    Why does the title say “American” but they’re saying “The World’s”???

    • @mys5569
      @mys5569 4 года назад +36

      Because most of these are from America

    • @katcunningham2719
      @katcunningham2719 4 года назад +27

      A lot of cocktails and martinis and such were invented in America.

    • @L0u3llaPUNK
      @L0u3llaPUNK 4 года назад +7

      Because during Prohibition the Irish immigrants got creative and invented the best drinks next to their first best drink: chocolate milk.

    • @michaelinsertname2913
      @michaelinsertname2913 4 года назад +1

      Because every country in the world is America!

    • @caramacpherson2611
      @caramacpherson2611 4 года назад +6

      Because Americans like to claim EVERYTHING

  • @dianef.1592
    @dianef.1592 4 года назад +3303

    The guy with the black hat and black shirt who said, "this smells like black licorice and pain for my childhood" and then dancing with all the alcoholic drink mixtures, is my spirit animal.

    • @Iamthecrazyone
      @Iamthecrazyone 4 года назад +58

      Diane F. Same, but for the girl who grabbed the ice out with her hand because it, “Waters things down, and you just don’t need that in your life.”

    • @orchdork775
      @orchdork775 4 года назад +32

      And then him saying, "spit, don't swallow. Wait, no... swallow." 🤣

    • @teller2917
      @teller2917 4 года назад +17

      “I actually can’t feel my asparagus”

    • @Soul_Alpha
      @Soul_Alpha 4 года назад +2

      Not That Today not even gonna lie, Jackie raised my asparagus with her comment. Don't blame me, blame her for causing such an uproar.

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 года назад +2

      Not That Today..."WAIT! ESOPHAGULUS!" 🥴🤣🤪...
      That's me when I'm not drunk...Oh Dyslexia, you little devil you! 🤨😂🤔

  • @lypreila7913
    @lypreila7913 5 лет назад +3926

    "Ice waters down the alcohol and you just don't need that in your life." That woman's my spiritual twin.

  • @hydrahunter4629
    @hydrahunter4629 4 года назад +283

    "I don't like the look of this one"
    "I like the look of this one!"

    • @TheGoodWario
      @TheGoodWario 4 года назад +2

      The editor had fun with this one XD

  • @rufusjustrufus8213
    @rufusjustrufus8213 5 лет назад +2630

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus..."
    Technically, she's not wrong.
    "No, wait, an esophaglous?"
    Now she is.

  • @yelly11
    @yelly11 5 лет назад +1286

    2:55 he literally changed his skin tone I'm amazed

  • @lepyrolink182
    @lepyrolink182 5 лет назад +8810

    Americans just like to get drunk but without the taste of alcohol. That's why all their cocktails are so sweet.

    • @thelionthebearandthehippo
      @thelionthebearandthehippo 5 лет назад +1204

      You’ve got it. We’re depressed.

    • @jadedoptimistt
      @jadedoptimistt 5 лет назад +317

      Yes. Yes we do.

    • @PharaohMisa
      @PharaohMisa 5 лет назад +197

      Correct. Tbh that's why i drink 🍷

    • @drive2160
      @drive2160 5 лет назад +20

      Matthew Peterson lol they’re creepers

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 лет назад +232

      To be fair, in America alcohol is drunk as a party drink and a depressant; Americans make their alcohol for those purposes and thus maximize the enjoyment of drinking via jacking up the flavors in overkill amounts. Social drinking and sipping alcohols are in comically low supply there for that reason.

  • @zephyrian1006
    @zephyrian1006 4 года назад +730

    Me at 1AM:
    RUclips: Do you wanna see Irish people suffering?
    Me: y e s

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 лет назад +1546

    As a college student, I feel the need to mention that “Jungle Juice” is a very general term for sweet fruity alcoholic punches which are mixed by the people serving it, typically in large quantities at a party or something. It doesn’t need any particular type of alcohol or mixer, and you never know how strong it is. In fact, it’s common knowledge in the states that you should *never* drink Juice Juice at a college party, because it’s so sweet that you can get unimaginably wasted, very quickly without even realizing how strong the drinks are that you’re throwing back like lemonade. I mean, few college students actually *follow* this advice, but even most school administrations ensure that this is common knowledge during Orientation Weekend

    • @AyaNyx616
      @AyaNyx616 5 лет назад +31

      Truth went to my first frat party and had Everclear punch couldn’t taste the alcohol got extremely drunk for the first time in my life ended up sleeping on the floor of my dorm and woke up feeling like death....I didn’t fall down or lose what was in my stomach so I’m proud of myself 😂😅

    • @diginc
      @diginc 5 лет назад +1

      I love you lol

    • @SarahNathanielOber
      @SarahNathanielOber 5 лет назад +29

      Lol. Where I come from, it’s not jungle juice if it’s not mixed and served in a gigantic cooler. Definitely not sanitary. But neither are the things you’re doing after a few solo cups full. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @mkg2124
      @mkg2124 5 лет назад +2

      I wonder if they'll go over that for my orientation weekend, which it this weekend

    • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
      @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 лет назад

      mkg 21 honestly, lmk if they do, I’m curious

  • @mikey2111
    @mikey2111 6 лет назад +6150

    When the blond girl starts taking out the ice of that jungle crap and starts a rant about ice watering down the alcohol and that she doesn't need that in her life i nearly pissed myself

    • @ashleybatey9530
      @ashleybatey9530 6 лет назад +53

      That was my favorite part!!

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 5 лет назад +228

      Same....until the guy said "does this have a lot of absinthe in it? Cuz it smells like pain and licorice like my childhood" now i gotta go bad *PAUSED IT*

    • @reidecember
      @reidecember 5 лет назад +13

      She's amazing!

    • @WILLYLYNCH.
      @WILLYLYNCH. 5 лет назад +16

      If that's funny to you, then you may have a stroke if you watch a stand up comedy special.

    • @kellybryant948
      @kellybryant948 5 лет назад +3

      i love her she kills me🤣😂

  • @danoham10
    @danoham10 7 лет назад +2054

    "I cant feel my asparagus" thats a fuckin quote

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 лет назад +28

      Dan that girl is so feckin cute. My favorite part of these videos. She's always such fun!

    • @marbleherogaming735
      @marbleherogaming735 7 лет назад +13

      I think she got drunk after the first one

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 7 лет назад +1

      Dan Thank you for the Rick and Morty episode.

    • @oOscarymvsbOo
      @oOscarymvsbOo 7 лет назад +2

      Larry Smith Same especially in the try not to laugh where she just screams because meeee. But i dont frickin know what her name is and it makes me mad

    • @larrysmith8093
      @larrysmith8093 7 лет назад +1

      Samantha Blanc same here. Wish I knew her name lol

  • @Jenpai1
    @Jenpai1 4 года назад +87

    When the blonde girl said: "you need to drink more let the b*tch bite ya" I laughed

  • @komplakk
    @komplakk 5 лет назад +4489

    laughing at the jungle juice bc every american knows you just dump bottles of alcohol into a random container and mix in any juice/ drink mix and call it good

  • @rottingcorpse526
    @rottingcorpse526 4 года назад +2248

    The guy with the grey hair getting red like a tomato is a whole mood

    • @varalyn9714
      @varalyn9714 4 года назад +22

      NothingReally K. He was bright red the whole time

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 года назад +5

      @@varalyn9714 Still a mood. Lol

    • @fogman2041
      @fogman2041 4 года назад +8

      @@rottingcorpse526 I don't think people really understand how to use "mood".

    • @rottingcorpse526
      @rottingcorpse526 4 года назад +24

      @@fogman2041 mood is basically a feeling that you have felt before. I am pale and get red easily. So even though he was red from the start, still a mood.

    • @miszBEB0x
      @miszBEB0x 4 года назад +2

      He’s hot

  • @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb
    @KarinaRodriguez-ij5zb 5 лет назад +1165

    1:41 When he started singing Zombie he instantly became my favorite person there

    • @neraka-z4n
      @neraka-z4n 5 лет назад +5

      Karina Rodriguez me and my fiancé do that all the time cracked me up!!

    • @prestonsamson3674
      @prestonsamson3674 5 лет назад +3

      Karina Rodriguez I still hate that damn song.

    • @xnixrixx390
      @xnixrixx390 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @remingtonfault272
      @remingtonfault272 5 лет назад +1

      Karina Rodriguez sane here

    • @dreamwish286
      @dreamwish286 5 лет назад +4

      what’s in your head
      In your head
      Zombie, zombie, zombie

  • @mcnlj24
    @mcnlj24 4 года назад +32

    3:36 - “But she tastes horrible!” ... You better marry that one.

  • @Hannah-pn1bx
    @Hannah-pn1bx 5 лет назад +1918

    When she said asparagus instead of esophagus I died

    • @robynlynch4992
      @robynlynch4992 5 лет назад

      She did it on purpose... 😒

    • @jorgejimemez1627
      @jorgejimemez1627 5 лет назад +5

      @@robynlynch4992 no she just didn't remember what it was called

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 лет назад +8

      You're both wrong you miss the obvious she was fucked up drunk

  • @reveriemephisto1995
    @reveriemephisto1995 5 лет назад +5358

    Not gonna lie, I thought it was a little girl in the thumbnail.

  • @jadanelson1975
    @jadanelson1975 4 года назад +820

    *touches throat*
    “I can’t feel my ASPARAGUS!”

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 4 года назад +13

      Jada Nelson...NO! It's ASOPHOGALUS!...DUUUUUH! 🤣

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 года назад +2

      Meanwhile the guy next to her is just living it up

    • @AriKing90
      @AriKing90 4 года назад

      Jada Nelson i died laughing hahahaha

    • @bleh5078
      @bleh5078 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHA

    • @regulargirl8367
      @regulargirl8367 4 года назад

      666 wasn’t it you’re welcome 🙌🏾

  • @poo5690
    @poo5690 4 года назад +21

    “ Pain and Black Licorice, just like my childhood” SAME BROTHER

  • @emma.stallings
    @emma.stallings 7 лет назад +2948

    "I don't like it, I really don't like it!"
    *takes another drink*

  • @marinno4943
    @marinno4943 5 лет назад +1043

    It tastes like pain and black licorice like my childhood

    • @pxn748
      @pxn748 5 лет назад

      I think he said paint.

    • @danielm5535
      @danielm5535 5 лет назад +9

      Definitely said pain.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 5 лет назад

      What is it that everybody hates either liquorice, peanut butter or both? And none of the Irish people can handle their booze?

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 лет назад

      He had a messed up childhood XD

    • @mistciara
      @mistciara 5 лет назад

      He said this as I read this and it was amazing

  • @--MISFIT
    @--MISFIT 4 года назад +792

    “It tastes like nothingness.” That’s the point. 😂 You keep drinking more and you finally realise it’s power when you stand up bro.

    • @shiaseedsalad2726
      @shiaseedsalad2726 4 года назад +17

      Yes 😂😂😂

    • @brandongambino7740
      @brandongambino7740 4 года назад +1

      Realize*

    • @isla4471
      @isla4471 4 года назад +7

      Brandon Gambino theres an american spelling and a british/irish spelling

    • @elthepuglover
      @elthepuglover 4 года назад +8

      @@brandongambino7740 some countries spell it realise, some spell it realize.

    • @afenismama
      @afenismama 4 года назад

      Rum punch does this to me lol

  • @blurbsoup
    @blurbsoup 4 года назад +47

    “don’t swallow, don’t spit 😬, swallow” *spits drink everywhere*

  • @justinyang6521
    @justinyang6521 4 года назад +780

    That one dude mixing all the drinks is a whole mood.

    • @Rosibrosibuns
      @Rosibrosibuns 4 года назад +6

      In the black with the black hat? He's my fav in this video

    • @renatanarasia6046
      @renatanarasia6046 4 года назад +1

      Ahahahhahahaha i wanna be his drinking buddy

  • @auntjemima1054
    @auntjemima1054 5 лет назад +2363

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus, no wait nasofilulalis? 3:08

    • @Mlnn_matta
      @Mlnn_matta 5 лет назад +21

      💀💀💀💀

    • @lindseylawrence7192
      @lindseylawrence7192 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂😂

    • @alexxhristova
      @alexxhristova 5 лет назад +7

      i'm still laughing at this ! xD

    • @amarie2493
      @amarie2493 5 лет назад +11

      I've been laughing at this one line for a good 5 mins 😭😭💀

    • @cindyrobles8394
      @cindyrobles8394 5 лет назад +8

      I had to stop the video there i was laughing so hard.

  • @dovakeen1179
    @dovakeen1179 5 лет назад +1886

    "Don't swallow, DON'T SPIT! SWALLOW" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Thunor93
      @Thunor93 5 лет назад +23

      Lmao my favorite part of the video lol

    • @thomasbillington_1
      @thomasbillington_1 5 лет назад +9

      That’s was terrible 😂

    • @longeloe
      @longeloe 5 лет назад +13

      3:21 So we all can just replay that part over and over again... Because I know I can't be the only one! Hahahaha

    • @jamesd4923
      @jamesd4923 5 лет назад +7

      Total blowout couldn't handle the load

    • @zaramichelle4613
      @zaramichelle4613 4 года назад +2

      And then she proceeded to spallow

  • @MissSharonFlorez
    @MissSharonFlorez 4 года назад +27

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus....” DEAD 💀

  • @breannaott6103
    @breannaott6103 5 лет назад +1977

    As someone in college that’s not REAL jungle juice

    • @joshuavegerano6414
      @joshuavegerano6414 5 лет назад +46

      Breanna Ott where is the Tampico?!

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 лет назад +6

      Exactly.

    • @6c2a3r1
      @6c2a3r1 5 лет назад +79

      It’s not Jungle Juice if they haven’t put NyQuil in it lmao 😂

    • @amberfraser1717
      @amberfraser1717 5 лет назад +113

      Not jungle juice if it isn’t poured from a lined trash can or tub 😂

    • @Kaydeebee-2106
      @Kaydeebee-2106 5 лет назад +36

      @@amberfraser1717 Or straight from a cooler. 😂

  • @Diannacoo
    @Diannacoo 4 года назад +963

    "It burns like you're tasting Satan's piss"
    I'm sure I died laughing and came back. Epic.

    • @chrystalsnyder2350
      @chrystalsnyder2350 4 года назад

      Did you ude Satan's piss to come back?

    • @patrickcannady2066
      @patrickcannady2066 4 года назад

      Has to be a Dublin kid. North side, I'm guessing.

    • @Diannacoo
      @Diannacoo 4 года назад

      @@chrystalsnyder2350 yeah, pretty much.

  • @AnyWhoAlly
    @AnyWhoAlly 4 года назад +1716

    "Don't swallow. DON'T SPIT. Swallow!" Lmaooooo

    • @enzo1107
      @enzo1107 4 года назад +34

      That's what she said
      (No, wait-)

    • @chestersnap
      @chestersnap 4 года назад +23

      I laughed way too loud at this part considering how thin the walls in my apartment are and what time it is 😂😂😂

    • @MaryWimpey
      @MaryWimpey 4 года назад +14

      you can see the exact second she knows the drink isn't going down 😂

    • @HaletheHero
      @HaletheHero 4 года назад +9

      what is that man's name, we need to give him all the attention for that wonderful comment.

    • @Alpen83
      @Alpen83 4 года назад +2

      @@HaletheHero His name is Dónal Sharpson. He's full of wonderful comments. lol

  • @ambermommasr1370
    @ambermommasr1370 4 года назад +31

    I bartended in America for years 6-7years not heard of many of these. Jungle juice is a party drink made in buckets lol

    • @tsvandyke
      @tsvandyke 3 года назад

      never heard of ... "jungle juice" .. until I visited an IRISH PUB, on Tortola .. in the BRITISH virgin islands. ...
      ... why wait 48 hours? ( thats how long a vodka bottle takes to soak into watermellon - the ONE time i tried it .. wasted 4 days ) ... why not just take "shots" directly ... ?

    • @fairtreatment2618
      @fairtreatment2618 3 года назад +4

      You bartender and never heard of a Long Island ice tea? Where the hell did you tend bar, under a rock in alaska? 🤦‍♂️

  • @alexiskustka6565
    @alexiskustka6565 5 лет назад +860

    I CANT FEEL MY ASPARAGUS
    ..... ASOPHIGIGUS

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 лет назад +10

      Alexis DaMemer esophagus...?

    • @braap_mobile8993
      @braap_mobile8993 5 лет назад +6

      nicole abrenica r/whoooooosh

    • @nicoleabrenica
      @nicoleabrenica 5 лет назад

      Braap _Mobile it's why I put a question mark... I can't tell if they misspelled it on purpose or not.

    • @Carpathianpixie
      @Carpathianpixie 5 лет назад

      @@nicoleabrenica it's an actual quote from the video. 3:05-3:15

  • @ffionwilliams5817
    @ffionwilliams5817 7 лет назад +3718

    Hahahaha "I can't feel my asparagus,"

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 лет назад +182

      "No, wait. 'Esophalos.'" 😆

    • @orlaithmeehan9940
      @orlaithmeehan9940 7 лет назад

      lazyperfectionist1 what does that mean?? Hahaha

    • @scarletXlune
      @scarletXlune 7 лет назад +27

      Lmao asparagus is a food and I love it. She meant to say esophagus

    • @lazyperfectionist1
      @lazyperfectionist1 7 лет назад +27

      +Oriaith Meehan Esophalos was an ancient Greek scholar of digestion. 😈

    • @eatdatcupcake445
      @eatdatcupcake445 7 лет назад +2

      ffion williams its from my
      DICK THAT WENT DOWN IT😏

  •  6 лет назад +1043

    I actually can’t feel my asparagus

    • @GROENAASMusic
      @GROENAASMusic 6 лет назад +34

      Or asofolylyus.

    • @ekkiazure
      @ekkiazure 6 лет назад +5

      I came here to type this lol

    • @jennifermwai
      @jennifermwai 6 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @ronk-uw6hq
      @ronk-uw6hq 6 лет назад

      Lucas F. Åkerblom same lmao

    • @dkncd
      @dkncd 6 лет назад +2

      I bursted laughing in class at this comment

  • @poppysmyth2515
    @poppysmyth2515 4 года назад +28

    “i can’t feel my asparagus” oml DEAD

  • @paytonclawson1968
    @paytonclawson1968 4 года назад +386

    “I can feel it in my asparagus” is iconic

  • @carliemarie3604
    @carliemarie3604 5 лет назад +1125

    “I actually can’t feel my asparagus “😂😂

  • @cursedsmile9322
    @cursedsmile9322 5 лет назад +893

    I love how they just get progressively drunk

    • @zachh.9855
      @zachh.9855 4 года назад +8

      CursedSmile yeah that’s kinda what happens when you drink alcohol

    • @wraein
      @wraein 4 года назад +1

      I would love to like this comment but you’re at 666 likes and I refuse to be the one to ruin that

  • @sunnygirl422
    @sunnygirl422 4 года назад +5

    “Don’t swallow...Don’t spit” 😂😂😂😂 he’s my favorite

  • @densedom4849
    @densedom4849 4 года назад +1351

    Irish women: "I could have this every day for breakfast wIth tOasT"
    Me: ._. Wot

  • @BurningFreesias
    @BurningFreesias 7 лет назад +843

    They paired up the best people for this one.

    • @kbaca9415
      @kbaca9415 6 лет назад

      Needed Dermot & Irish Jesus ;-)

  • @tacitakoe5004
    @tacitakoe5004 4 года назад +778

    Everything else: "You wouldn't even know this was an Alcohol."
    Aunt Roberta: *DEATH INCARNATE!!!*

    • @Seekarr
      @Seekarr 4 года назад +6

      Actually sounds really good to me. Like Absinthe in a martini, I love absinthe and I love straight martinis (not the fruity sugary fake ones they drink in the UK, though. Those are gross)

    • @mangakaDevotee
      @mangakaDevotee 3 года назад

      Her spit take on the aunt Roberta was the best 😆🤣😂

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 3 года назад +1

    Paddy saying "lovely" makes my heart happy.

  • @Melissa-zy2zi
    @Melissa-zy2zi 5 лет назад +948

    Since when did jungle juice have a recipe 😂

    • @toriland79
      @toriland79 5 лет назад +10

      Melissa Joseph Since the Tipsy Bartender keeps coming up with them. Ha~ha.

    • @borderlands10
      @borderlands10 5 лет назад +11

      @@toriland79: and that's the first problem, giving Jungle Juice a recipe.

    • @welchsgum7195
      @welchsgum7195 5 лет назад +4

      you take some vodka and whatever fruit and juice and dump that shit in a bowl congrats get drunk

    • @GRITBONE
      @GRITBONE 5 лет назад +4

      Jungle Juice/Watermelon Wine
      Alcohol:
      1 x 5th of Vodka
      1 x 5th of Rum (white)
      1 x 5th of Gin
      2 x Pints of Everclear (180 proof grain alcohol)
      Juices:
      6 x bottles of Lime juice
      6 x bottles of Lemon juice
      2 x Liters of Fruit Punch
      Prep:
      Cut top off of whole watermelon, scoop out watermelon pulp into balls and store in freezer. Leave 2 inches around walls of entire watermelon. Save all juice and extra scraps. Add all juices and alcohol to watermelon "bowl", add frozen watermelon balls, serve chilled.

    • @angelaharvey1167
      @angelaharvey1167 5 лет назад

      Mel never!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @kieraegan7095
    @kieraegan7095 5 лет назад +642

    "It's like when there's a beautiful girl at the bar, and you're like 'ohmygosh she's so gorgeous, why is no one talking to her?'--"
    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE"
    dead

  • @jessikuhh6861
    @jessikuhh6861 6 лет назад +443

    " smells like pain and black licorice. Like my childhood "

  • @Badgercat
    @Badgercat 4 года назад

    I truly appreciate a video that just starts right away and doesn’t force you to skip three minutes in :)) Thanks!

  • @cynthia.c
    @cynthia.c 5 лет назад +496

    as a college student, true jungle juice is served in a plastic cup and is made is a giant tub

    • @Jackk82
      @Jackk82 5 лет назад +3

      In Poland it's callaed Kociołek Panoramiksa - Panoramix cauldron.

    • @WellenDowd
      @WellenDowd 5 лет назад +3

      cynthia We used a brand new kiddie pool.

    • @wecontrolthevideo
      @wecontrolthevideo 5 лет назад +4

      We had a M*A*S*H party, and used a brand new plastic garbage can and filled it up.

    • @offroad914
      @offroad914 5 лет назад

      No dear, that's children you are thinking of

    • @POWER-LINKS
      @POWER-LINKS 5 лет назад

      Concrete Mix

  • @Veejay9988
    @Veejay9988 4 года назад +132

    when she took the ice out with her hands, i felt that

  • @RayneBeauRhode
    @RayneBeauRhode 7 лет назад +423

    This entire channel could be "Irish People Get Drunk" and I'd still be subscribed.

    • @volo1826
      @volo1826 7 лет назад

      The Miss Katana that would be redundant

    • @TheBonzomatic
      @TheBonzomatic 7 лет назад +1

      I think that's all the channel should be. The ones where they drink are always the best ones.

    • @ABsolutly-st2mh
      @ABsolutly-st2mh 6 лет назад +1

      I wouldnt be, they are super annoying people who cant handle a sip of booze

    • @Leon-wz1js
      @Leon-wz1js 6 лет назад

      +TheBonzomatic I tend to think they amp up their reactions for entertainment value alone.

  • @connorthomas4826
    @connorthomas4826 4 года назад +7

    I started dying laughing when that girl literally starts grabbing ice cubes out of her glass with her bare hands.

  • @bluelagoon1980
    @bluelagoon1980 7 лет назад +727

    I love how the color of Paddy's face matched the drink he was dying over.

    • @rainyday4970
      @rainyday4970 7 лет назад

      XD

    • @ItzOver9k
      @ItzOver9k 7 лет назад +4

      i knew i would come to the comments and find what i was looking for, lol

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 7 лет назад +17

      Not just that, but it even happens to people who have a lot of Scots-Irish ancestry but are themselves several generations removed. I can't drink at all. Half a glass of wine and I look *and feel* like I'm sunburned. Not fun.

    • @akagamenokyla1042
      @akagamenokyla1042 6 лет назад +1

      Amanda S same.

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 5 лет назад +342

    Its illegal in ireland to have more than 71ml in a single glass. I was using 70mls to make long islands, Manhattan's and the original Cosmo recipe and had complaints that they were too strong 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 лет назад

      R u irish

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 лет назад +1

      @@lucyennis5716 are u stupid?

    • @petesthename1588
      @petesthename1588 5 лет назад +4

      ‘It’s illegal to serve’
      You can buy stronger mixes to drink at home

    • @lucyennis5716
      @lucyennis5716 5 лет назад +1

      @@sishi3055 I was asking cause I am?are u

    • @sishi3055
      @sishi3055 5 лет назад

      @@lucyennis5716 oh.. i misunderstood whoops, but im canadian so

  • @enochroot9438
    @enochroot9438 7 лет назад +1972

    Tomorrows video: Irish people try the worlds best hangover cures

    • @thejerg
      @thejerg 7 лет назад +23

      Round 2(since they already did that one)

    • @gregjohns5235
      @gregjohns5235 7 лет назад +10

      Enoch Root In my experience I've found that the best hangover cure is more alcohol. You can't get hungover if you're never sober.

    • @younoobroflmao
      @younoobroflmao 7 лет назад +8

      A Bloody Mary and some menudo is an amazing hangover cure.

    • @fr2ncm9
      @fr2ncm9 7 лет назад +2

      I've found lots of water and B vitamins really help, but, if you wait till the next day, it won't work.

    • @boomstick900
      @boomstick900 7 лет назад

      tomorrow night maybe

  • @sinkingboat.8555
    @sinkingboat.8555 4 года назад +1

    This is why I love Irish people, they have the greatest humor!

  • @TJtbh45
    @TJtbh45 4 года назад +228

    "It kinda of tastes like a washing machine"
    That line really got me LMAO

  • @Pheminon1
    @Pheminon1 4 года назад +144

    As a bartender I am very offended by how much Coke was put into that LIT
    It's supposed to look like iced tea, not coke

    • @lordrumble7028
      @lordrumble7028 4 года назад +4

      In my experience, if it has tequila in it, it's Texas tea

    • @existentialhangover1124
      @existentialhangover1124 4 года назад +2

      @@lordrumble7028 Texas Tea has Amaretto in it.

    • @jogomez6477
      @jogomez6477 4 года назад +1

      I'm offended by whoever thought up the LIT. An LIT hangover changed my life FOREVER

    • @aliahc8595
      @aliahc8595 4 года назад

      @@jogomez6477 I've never gotten drunk or hungover off them and in one night I'll have 5 minimum. Sorry to hear that chap. I'll get a bit tipsy though but I still remember to drink water here there throughout the night. Maybe that's the difference 😅

  • @GINGERALER
    @GINGERALER 7 лет назад +2426

    Irish people try water for the the first time.

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 лет назад +10

      GINGERALER family guy says theres a bar in ireland called wifey mcbeaties!!!

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 6 лет назад +6

      RACISM!

    • @a2thee270
      @a2thee270 6 лет назад +57

      @@millsykooksy4863 stereotypes are not racism, I highly suggest you invest in a dictionary.

    • @WacoBurning
      @WacoBurning 6 лет назад +5

      So then by that logic if someone said black people love fried chicken and watermelon = not racism?!? Although I will admit the original comment made me laugh.

    • @DontBeezHater
      @DontBeezHater 6 лет назад +20

      WacoBurning No, that’s not racism. It’s stereotyping. (A weird stereotype since lots of people like fried chicken and watermelon…not just black people)

  • @camdenmogote1737
    @camdenmogote1737 4 года назад +13

    “I really don’t like this!”
    Drinks more

  • @Ecstasymyfelony13
    @Ecstasymyfelony13 4 года назад +379

    I cant tell if the girl in the pineapple shirt is either drunk or her personality is just very quirky Lmao

  • @chloep9321
    @chloep9321 5 лет назад +417

    3:02 the guys face is the same colour as the drink 😂😂😂

  • @clairemack223
    @clairemack223 7 лет назад +1686

    "It smells like pain and black licorice... like my childhood." YUP, he's Irish! Lmfao

    • @zeusgrayson2765
      @zeusgrayson2765 6 лет назад +4

      He is funny and reminds me of my self

    • @mrsuperguy2073
      @mrsuperguy2073 6 лет назад +1

      I thought he said child, not childhood

    • @dudeman1983
      @dudeman1983 6 лет назад +4

      And meanwhile, she's just gagging in the background.

    • @10RexTheWolf01
      @10RexTheWolf01 6 лет назад +2

      He was sassy with that LOL

    • @moarroz
      @moarroz 5 лет назад +1

      That plus the girl taking the ice out made me have to jet to bathroom lol

  • @isabellafantauzzi8884
    @isabellafantauzzi8884 4 года назад +16

    I love the girl who took the ice out cause it "waters it down and you don't need that in your life"😂

  • @edgarpal799
    @edgarpal799 4 года назад +168

    It’s funny how they say “Word’s Strongest Cocktails” and the title says “America’s Strongest Cocktails”.
    That’s it. I just find it funny lol

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 4 года назад +10

      Those aren't actually even America's strongest cocktails. These people obviously don't know about things like 'Harbor Lights', 'Purple Jesus' or 'Green Death', any or all of which can be easily obtained by working pretty much any Renn Faire on the States. 🤣

  • @melo9268
    @melo9268 7 лет назад +622

    this is like the Irish version of Buzzfeed and I am LIVING for it

    • @huayin646
      @huayin646 6 лет назад

      Melody Cubias too much saturation though

    • @fakecubed
      @fakecubed 6 лет назад +34

      This is a million times better than buzzfeed.

    • @ronluv650
      @ronluv650 6 лет назад +4

      BuzzFeed Uncensored

    • @vicariouschism86
      @vicariouschism86 6 лет назад

      @@ronluv650 This is heavily censored.

    • @SplashyandDuckiesadventures
      @SplashyandDuckiesadventures 6 лет назад

      winwin saying bust it bust it bust it a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 times better

  • @denisew.8976
    @denisew.8976 6 лет назад +859

    Me: “I don’t have mood swings”
    Also me @1:53
    “Is it spicy? Are these chili flakes? *excited* Are these chili flakes?! *in suspicious manner* are these chili flakes?”

  • @youmatterbanana8965
    @youmatterbanana8965 4 года назад +49

    American: “ugh this is so strong”
    Irish: “wow this is nice, I would drink this with my breakfast”

    • @saveriocavasin8029
      @saveriocavasin8029 4 года назад +6

      Did anyone on the face of the earth ever called a long-island, strong? Because unless the person who made it was terrible as a bartender, you will never taste any alcohol in those

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 года назад +2

      @@saveriocavasin8029 I tried a long island ice tea at a japanese place. My aunt wanted my thoughts on it. Tasted like straight alcohol. Idk if she asked to make it stronger but it was just a big glass of booze. Wasnt a great time 😂

    • @rich7447
      @rich7447 4 года назад

      @@echothegekko4353 Then you didn't have a Long Island. Long Island Iced Tea doesn't have much of a taste of alcohol at all. This usually leads to falling over immediately after standing up.

    • @echothegekko4353
      @echothegekko4353 4 года назад

      @@rich7447 nah like it looked exactly like one and tasted like it, just with wayyyy to much liquor in it

    • @Saiege
      @Saiege 4 года назад

      @@echothegekko4353 yesss man lmao the worstttt. It's just like sipping a tall glass of alcohol on ice when it's made too strong. They didn't even taste like anything else other than alcohol. So disappointing

  • @prkrcore
    @prkrcore 5 лет назад +323

    "I actually can't feel my asparagus"

  • @leighlasley4746
    @leighlasley4746 5 лет назад +504

    Is it "America's" strongest cocktails or "the world's" strongest cocktails? Make up your mind!! 😂😅

    • @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix
      @voilet-the-non-violet-vulpix 5 лет назад +66

      They were trying all the strongest cocktails in the world, and somewhere along the line found out they were all American in origin.

    • @Meadiocracy
      @Meadiocracy 5 лет назад +7

      Yes

    • @rixenkacie
      @rixenkacie 5 лет назад

      So true and tbh a Long Island, I never had like that lmao

    • @MrSolLeks
      @MrSolLeks 5 лет назад +5

      @@rixenkacie I'v not either, though most really don't taste like there is anything in it.
      and then after the 3rd in an hour and a half, they hit hard.

    • @spacecat1974
      @spacecat1974 5 лет назад +1

      I have had stronger. Black Orchid - take a long island and use bombay sapphire gin, replace coke with chambord (aka more alcohol).

  • @ericacoruzzi9535
    @ericacoruzzi9535 4 года назад +144

    “wait i actually can’t feel my asparagus no my esopholus?”

    • @jenniferbaldini3527
      @jenniferbaldini3527 4 года назад

      Esopholus or Snuffleupagus?? (Sesame street). Wait, OMG I just dated myself.

  • @ashleybullard9919
    @ashleybullard9919 4 года назад +3

    When he starts singing “I’m every woman” I lost it! Lmao that was gold!

  • @RaulRomeoTV
    @RaulRomeoTV 5 лет назад +499

    Me during a hangover: I'm never gonna drink again
    Me later that night: 3:09

    • @zacharybunting3637
      @zacharybunting3637 5 лет назад +8

      Those 4 seconds really need to be made into a .gif

    • @MiraMira-en4by
      @MiraMira-en4by 5 лет назад

      Zachary Bunting my brothers is next to you 🤣🤣

    • @QueenMel_
      @QueenMel_ 5 лет назад

      lmfaooo sucha moood

  • @SebbyValo
    @SebbyValo 5 лет назад +255

    (rejection noises)
    it smells like pain and black licorice, like my childhood!
    (death rattle)

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 лет назад +2

      I'd like to death your rattle ;)... I'll report myself.. sorry.

    • @moodylittlebitch2024
      @moodylittlebitch2024 4 года назад

      TheIrritatedVampire
      This killed me!!😂😂😂😂

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 4 года назад

      Aw man. Should've said. I'd like to smell your pain. Lol. Bummer. Next time though.

  • @Amanning15007
    @Amanning15007 5 лет назад +118

    Long Island ice tea is that drink that sneaks up on you. The taste is hella deceiving, then you're on the floor 😂😂

  • @axol_artist6923
    @axol_artist6923 4 года назад +33

    Adult: **drinks strong alcohol**
    Adult: huh, this doesn't taste like alcohol...
    Me: **SWEATS NERVOUSLY**

  • @venomaura7456
    @venomaura7456 7 лет назад +1190

    Cranberries reference. 7 out 5 stars.

    • @novemberm00n24
      @novemberm00n24 7 лет назад +59

      Loved it! "It's on my head" She puts the Zombie on her head. Lmao

    • @ShannonlKeenan
      @ShannonlKeenan 7 лет назад +6

      venomaura zombie!!! 👐👐

    • @gmod92
      @gmod92 7 лет назад +6

      Is it really a reference if they outright sing the song?

    • @CaraStrong13
      @CaraStrong13 7 лет назад

      It made me so happy

    • @strivingformindfulness2356
      @strivingformindfulness2356 7 лет назад +3

      AND Chaka Khan!!
      "I'm every woman!"
      😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @mrjamfy6862
    @mrjamfy6862 7 лет назад +192

    Trust me try a Skittles drink! I use to get people hooked on them!
    1/2 ounce Stoli Orange vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Peach vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Raspberry vodka.
    1/2 ounce Stoli Strawberry vodka.
    Cranberry juice.
    Pineapple juice.
    1/4 ounce Grenadine

    • @mattboselli1099
      @mattboselli1099 6 лет назад

      MrJamfy ! Great

    • @deathbeforedecaf7755
      @deathbeforedecaf7755 6 лет назад +12

      Yeah but try not using such a shitty vodka. Stoli are you for real? Tastes like running alcohol lol

    • @AlucardTheVampire5784
      @AlucardTheVampire5784 6 лет назад +2

      I prefer Tito's vodka.

    • @oldpop788
      @oldpop788 6 лет назад +1

      How about just getting a decent vodka and putting skittles in it?

    • @shuriksvoboda6883
      @shuriksvoboda6883 6 лет назад

      @@oldpop788 Tried that, multiple times. Preparing process looks funny as hell - imagine ~10 people walking around field camp with bottles (bottles from water with vodka in them, and some same-coloured Skittles thrown in) and regularly shaking them for hours on end. Taste is quite strange too - like Skittles, but with some more fruity aftertaste, depending on the colour. What I realy won't recommend - going through all the colours and back, mix of taste isn't nice at all and the kick is quite strong, as it's still good ol' vodka.

  • @nanym6376
    @nanym6376 7 лет назад +255

    "Long Island iced tea can I get it longer?" Me af 😂😂😂

  • @sandralimones3437
    @sandralimones3437 4 года назад +5

    I guess I've had a different Jungle Juice... The one I had was mixed in a huge bucket and it was just fruit cocktail with Everclear. I enjoyed it very much... Until I realized it was now 5 a.m. and I was WAY too drunk to drive home.

  • @Stephen-gl5wu
    @Stephen-gl5wu 7 лет назад +1249

    Today I finally quit drinking for good, now I only drink for evil

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 7 лет назад +31

      Forget about the check, we'll get hell to pay.

    • @BIGBLOCK5022006
      @BIGBLOCK5022006 7 лет назад +3

      J-Me Have a drink on me!

    • @WAF74
      @WAF74 7 лет назад +48

      Yea, I don't drink any more...
      ...nor do I drink any less.

    • @yukirabbit2615
      @yukirabbit2615 7 лет назад +7

      I'm stealing this line.

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 7 лет назад +4

      amen to that my friend.

  • @stephaniemack230
    @stephaniemack230 5 лет назад +129

    That is definitely NOT the jungle juice I had at parties (I mean they weren't even drinking it out of a bathtub)

    • @florencekellogg659
      @florencekellogg659 5 лет назад +5

      There are fancier versions of everything. So, that's possibly why. If there is fancy ass versions water then there are fancy ass versions of other drinks.

    • @user-ts3ux7pm8w
      @user-ts3ux7pm8w 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao 😂

  • @soralovescorpses7340
    @soralovescorpses7340 5 лет назад +226

    0:12 “This looks like some elaborate sex toy” oh wow

  • @juss2cute
    @juss2cute 4 года назад +3

    “Smells like pain and black licorice” wonderful

  • @wclark4121
    @wclark4121 7 лет назад +50

    I've watched almost all the Irish People Try videos and this hands down was the best. I laughed so loud at "Swallow, don't spit!" and her reaction my teenagers who were in another part of the house heard and came and checked on me. 5 stars Facts.!

  • @justabirdcat7114
    @justabirdcat7114 7 лет назад +118

    the blonde girl and the guy with bleach blonde? hair/Paddy? has such good chemistry.

  • @Lesley246
    @Lesley246 7 лет назад +537

    "BUT SHE TASTES HORRIBLE" 😂😂😂😂

    • @ethanlay3893
      @ethanlay3893 6 лет назад

      Lesley246 I read this in an Irish accent

  • @viper_7712
    @viper_7712 4 года назад +2

    how many times have i rewatched this

  • @boiledmushroom9829
    @boiledmushroom9829 5 лет назад +244

    Video:=Drinks Ant Roberta=
    Also video: = everybody feels pain=
    Me: Hahahahaha pathetic
    Also me: Oh this soda is kinda burning.

  • @TupBup631h
    @TupBup631h 4 года назад +389

    College students everywhere disagree with you “jungle juice”

    • @emmabowland2805
      @emmabowland2805 4 года назад +25

      Okay i thought i was loosing it. I was like thats not jungle juice right?????

    • @Missmaddiemac
      @Missmaddiemac 4 года назад +12

      Yeah lmao def not jungle juice

    • @feelthejoy
      @feelthejoy 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I haven’t been in college for 15 years but that ain’t jungle juice

    • @courtneyfink5880
      @courtneyfink5880 4 года назад +21

      For real lol. Where is the Hawaiian Punch or the everclear 😂

    • @pixyface101
      @pixyface101 4 года назад +3

      I was looking for this comment right here because I thought the same thing

  • @branflakes2600
    @branflakes2600 7 лет назад +27

    I like watching these videos and witnessing them slowly get drunk.

  • @kevinalv1752
    @kevinalv1752 4 года назад

    Me, a 18 year old getting this in my recommended. Watching with great admiration. Thank you RUclips