Liara should take a holiday next week just to have it become "Our writer is SloyXP, my name is SloyXP, captions on this video were provided by SloyXP" XD
I appreciate Zloy leaving the whiffed attempts at saying Boel Jallish Smeans' name in the final take. A lot of people would have cut those out, but they add to the charm of the video.
Oh man. Was eating breakfast watching this and almost choked on the “printer feeding directly into a paper shredder” and the “most chiseled bookshelf”. Fantastic lines.
always love a Zloy voice episode - your cadence is so soothing! also died laughing at "printer feeding directly into a paper shredder," "hermit permit hormet qorment," and "the most chiseled bookshelf"
You forgot to mention grian also put all his viewers on hold and actually accomplished to make most of us watch through the entire black screen white text sequence
I thought the reason Doc killed the pig wasn't because he thought she was the ore snatcher, but because she was making fun of him for being upset over it and he wanted her to understand his pain. Still a bad move but my man was driven mad and then pushed by her, so I'd file temp insanity, and with Doc's record that would have helped up better than "big man baby."
"And while the _unmountaining_ of Joel's base proved to be greatly exaggerated..." Honestly, I'm actually glad this was a Sloy-narrated video this week, this line is like _ten times funnier_ the way he says it. Also, 8:07 "This week, on Hermitcraft... NOT me, thank goodness!" is certainly the thought of all time. (can't blame you, i suck at even _normal_ parkour maps)
Doc building a working time machine in Minecraft and using it to steal his own diamonds sounds more reasonable than some of the things we've actually seen him do
Yay Sloy voice!! Lol I love the references to that time Grian time travelled in season 6 to investigate who had stolen his diamonds and ended up stealing his own diamonds, both for Doc's current diamond thief and Grian's current mystery enemy! Impulse's prank really was great! HORMET QORMET LOL!!!!! Also I love "like a printer feeding directly into a paper shredder" and the retakes for the Joel tongue twister, also yeah I thought the thing he called lightning was a banana too! And Mumbo's video transitions are so cute, I love them and I love that you include them in the recap!! Mumbo making the "most chiselled bookshelf" LOL!!!
@@garr_inc Doubt that, shulkers are pronounced the same-ish in Russian version of the game, although some do read u as oo in Russian. Still, he can be Ukrainian, Polish, Bulgarian, etc.
A recap episode with a Zloy voiceover? Yes please! I love and appreciate Pix, but to me there's no such thing as too much Zloy. The way he delivers jokes is just *chef's kiss*.
There's at least two different statements theorizing time travel within this video. Did Xisuma decide to brush the dust off that time machine idea for the season after all?
I think between Fallout and similar type games, it is kind of an accepted thing. Unless you live near Chernobyl I don't think anyone would be offended by it.
The only Big Ron's thing that seems to not exist in real life (as far as we know) is Big Ron himself. Something tells me Mumbo will find a way to rectify that.
Wow, you really are gonna milk that Biffa.yay mp3 long after the man himself left, arent you? The man of the horky borky roundabouts and tea will never hear the end of this...
having joels skyscraper in the front with the burj scalifa looming on the other side of the mountains isnt a screenshot I thought I needed, but omg its so cool
If Doc did go back in time to get his own diamonds, then I'd be able to say: if I had a nickel for every time a Hermit traveled back in time to take their own diamonds back after finding them missing in the present, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? :D
If that really is the case then it's crazy that Doc confiscated the time machine from Grian last time but this time he's doing exactly what Grian did with the time machine
I typically watch this channel both for how entertaining it generally is and to see what the hermits i dont watch are up to, but ive been on vacation and have missed pretty much all of the happenings of this week so i'm hyped to watch this lol :)
@@billymkj2763 if I'm not mistaken it started in one of Cleo's streams when Doc said Ren couldn't testify against him because they were married, and Ren just confirmed it so RenDoc canon? Yay?
I can't wait for the day where Zloy says "Our writer is ZloyXP, my name is ZloyXP, and captions on this video were provided by ZloyXP" at the end of a video.
This has been on my mind but i think i know who is stealing doc's diamond ore. Ren. I know it sounds crazy but hear me out . I had a dream a few days ago where ren got caught stealing the diamond ore. I dont really believe in prophecies but who knows if my dream is actually true.
I don't know why but I decided to try and do a skyblock using the same stuff doc had (minus the pig head and book and friends gifts) and it certainly is an interesting assortment of items to survive with alone.
Im like 95% sure Doc didnt think it was Cleo stealing the ore when he killed the pig. He just killed it so that she can feel true pain, and understand how hes feeling.
I have been to sick to watch any vidoes for the last 3 weeks, and hearing the sentence 'I didn't watch my husband murder a pig,' in the first 2 minutes of my first video back from the hospital makes me wonder what the hell I missed
3:07 place down a grass block to start spreading grass, set up a cobblestone generator with all four cherry trees, wait for at least one cherry tree to grow up, then cut that tree down, get a crafting table alongside a wooden pick, mine the cobblestone gen for stone equipment, start farming potato's using the water from the cobble gen, and start duping lava with a cauldron from the same stone gen. now whether docm can use the water source that got him up there or not can complicate things, if he can get an infinite water source, if not then either use a composter or a skeleton to get bone meal and bone meal flowing water to get multiple water source blocks, then get an infinite water source. after that use that infinite water source to get dripstone- (thats what their called right? the stalactites and the stalagmites?) anyway get that block started being farmed, expand the lava duping when possible until doc has 5-6 lava source blocks, then start moving all excess into storage silo's for a nether portal. then doc can head to the nether and invalidate the challenge. so I will assume the nether is 'disabled', doc can also get wheat seeds by bone mealing grass, and although it is possible to get passive mobs up there, its highly unlikely what with all the other players and other passive mobs on the server. after that progress kinda stops until doc can get emeralds from that super rare fox spawn, then pray to get a wandering trader with oak saplings, then use golden apples with a witch throwing a weakness potion to cure two zombie villagers, then he gets diamond gear alongside a source of iron. as well as whatever else villages sell. however I doubt 2 weeks is enough time to get all the stuff needed for villagers, unless cherry trees can also drop apples, if so then its plenty of time. 3:50 oh well then use that bending of the rules to get apples. hmm what else would be gotten, well I didn't think of getting a tnt duper powered cobble gen, tho the box lacks the tnt or sand so not much I could of done
"our writer is sloyXP, my name is sloyXP," loved that line sm✨✨
@@BadgeBadge314 ikr
Our writer is sloyXP my name is ZloyXP
Other way around, but yes!
Captions were provided by SloyXP, all Hermitcraft episodes were watches by SloyXp, please send help, this is too much work for one person
Liara should take a holiday next week just to have it become "Our writer is SloyXP, my name is SloyXP, captions on this video were provided by SloyXP" XD
Love Pix's narration, but it's always fun to get a Zloy voice over every so often.
I never expect it but its always fun.
Zloy's pronunciation has also gotten really good!👍
I didn't forget about the Recap, i just forgot it was Sunday
Same 😂
Same!
Time is a construct, and someone stole the diamond ore from my redstone calendar.
I always get to watch the recap on Mondays. So no matter how my day goes, I definitely don't miss the recap.
I appreciate Zloy leaving the whiffed attempts at saying Boel Jallish Smeans' name in the final take. A lot of people would have cut those out, but they add to the charm of the video.
Oh man. Was eating breakfast watching this and almost choked on the “printer feeding directly into a paper shredder” and the “most chiseled bookshelf”. Fantastic lines.
The more I think about this line, the funnier it gets 🤣🤣😂
always love a Zloy voice episode - your cadence is so soothing!
also died laughing at "printer feeding directly into a paper shredder," "hermit permit hormet qorment," and "the most chiseled bookshelf"
You forgot to mention grian also put all his viewers on hold and actually accomplished to make most of us watch through the entire black screen white text sequence
Very happy about the "most chiseled bookshelf" joke, lovely
I thought the reason Doc killed the pig wasn't because he thought she was the ore snatcher, but because she was making fun of him for being upset over it and he wanted her to understand his pain.
Still a bad move but my man was driven mad and then pushed by her, so I'd file temp insanity, and with Doc's record that would have helped up better than "big man baby."
"And while the _unmountaining_ of Joel's base proved to be greatly exaggerated..."
Honestly, I'm actually glad this was a Sloy-narrated video this week, this line is like _ten times funnier_ the way he says it.
Also, 8:07 "This week, on Hermitcraft... NOT me, thank goodness!" is certainly the thought of all time. (can't blame you, i suck at even _normal_ parkour maps)
I am doomed to only be able to play either on my phone or on my Switch. I cannot even attack and move my camera at the same time. 😭😭
Doc building a working time machine in Minecraft and using it to steal his own diamonds sounds more reasonable than some of the things we've actually seen him do
‘We got rendog! Look at him!’
Absolutely wonderful ❤
The radon poisoning bit was so hilariously -accurate- out-of-pocket. I love it when sloy edits sloy before sloy delivers the lines. 😂
Sloy editing the Sloy writing just hits different
Yay Sloy voice!! Lol I love the references to that time Grian time travelled in season 6 to investigate who had stolen his diamonds and ended up stealing his own diamonds, both for Doc's current diamond thief and Grian's current mystery enemy! Impulse's prank really was great! HORMET QORMET LOL!!!!! Also I love "like a printer feeding directly into a paper shredder" and the retakes for the Joel tongue twister, also yeah I thought the thing he called lightning was a banana too! And Mumbo's video transitions are so cute, I love them and I love that you include them in the recap!! Mumbo making the "most chiselled bookshelf" LOL!!!
the Hermit Permit Hormet Qormet absoluteöy broke me, will be thinking of that any time it gets mentioned in the future
Its very unusual listening to hc recap without a british voice over. But thats ok. Zloy does a great job 😊
Ghe really dos.
Now it's a recap with a... Is it a Russian voice over?
It’s a treat to hear Zloy read his own writing. It just hits different
@@garr_inc Doubt that, shulkers are pronounced the same-ish in Russian version of the game, although some do read u as oo in Russian.
Still, he can be Ukrainian, Polish, Bulgarian, etc.
@@KaterinaKPOP
That's why I'm confused. Clearly his English is good, but sometimes he rolls his Rs, and I'm not quite sure where to place it.
Poor zloy, having to work more than normal, but we thank him for it
pixelriffs went to get the milk, he wont be back for a while
"Sloy? I'm not gonna be home for dinner, I'm still on hold at the grocery store! You would NOT believe who my cashier turned out to be!"
A recap episode with a Zloy voiceover? Yes please! I love and appreciate Pix, but to me there's no such thing as too much Zloy. The way he delivers jokes is just *chef's kiss*.
I love how Sloy is acting like he works irl with Pix. It just seems very silly and I love it
i dont think anyone could have delivered the line "hermit permit hormet qormet" better than zloy. 😭
Thank you sloy for taking on pixlriffs slack 😅
Mumbo forgetting his system had a 000 space was hilarious xD
There's at least two different statements theorizing time travel within this video. Did Xisuma decide to brush the dust off that time machine idea for the season after all?
the radiation detection machine in Beef's recap section is from Dark series which is about time travel, that's all i know
@swarnim.3335 Oh so there's a third even? Thanks for the info - I wasn't familiar with that reference! Maybe Sloy is onto something...
It looks like it's foreshadowing something
Its a reference to that one time grian went back in time and stole his own diamonds back in s6
fun fact: with the 360° video of the trial, when doc accurately kills Joe, Joe throws his head to "us"
The Hermitcraft Recap takes NO sponsorships!
(because it's been offered none, but point still stands lol) ~Sloy
I don't know if the radon posioning joke will be appreciated by the masses, but I laughed! gotta love a bit of gallows humor about radioactivity!
I know about radiation and radon poisoning, but not what it has to do with VintageBeef (I don't usually watch him)
I think between Fallout and similar type games, it is kind of an accepted thing. Unless you live near Chernobyl I don't think anyone would be offended by it.
@@SuperiorPosteriorRadon usually gathers in basements, which is where beef is building
I think sloy wants a time travel arc this season
As much as I love Pix, I absolutely love it when Sloy takes over. It is, genuinely, such a treat
That Geiger counter joke made me laugh so much more than it should’ve
Pixlriffs will return next week after he escapes his own skyblock banishment.. or he touches the floor and get banish 1 more week
as much as i love Pix's voiceover hearing Zloy say Hermit Permit Hormet Quormet in his accent cracked me up so bad
I love the Bdubs height digs. You and pix have different styles and this was a nice mix up from the usual
"as we all know Ren and Doc are married in game."
.... wat???
Docs banishment would form for a fun storyline, with hermits trying to get him to "Voluntarily" drop down to the ground
@@darknessblades watch Pearl
We all miss Pix, but you did a great job this week!
zloy has gotten so much better at narrating, fantastic job, really nailed the delivery
There is something hilarious hearing Zloy struggle with the line about Joel's skyscraper lol
I absolutely love your voice so much!! It’s so pleasant to have a nice voice change every now and again!
"Mumbert Jumbert" made me do a legit spit take lmaoooo
Love the Sloy voiceover!
Sloy has some time machine ptsd 😂❤
But really I loved all the references in this one
13:37
this realization hit me like a truck
Sloy going through Pixlriffs withdrawal
not six flags 😭😭 i was not expecting to hear that kind of reference
The only Big Ron's thing that seems to not exist in real life (as far as we know) is Big Ron himself.
Something tells me Mumbo will find a way to rectify that.
Hi Sloy! I hope you've had a nice weekend!
EDIT: The delivery of "most chiseled bookshelf" is PRICELESS 😂
it's the snails stealing docs diamonds. they have a trubbling past of diamond theft so they are the most likly suspects.
My current bet on the identity of the ore snatcher is Cub. I have no evidence I just think it’s him.
I will never get enough of the compliments from redstoners to Pearl and builders to Mumbo
I should share this video with colleagues, so they know why I'm late for work on Mondays 😂
Wow, you really are gonna milk that Biffa.yay mp3 long after the man himself left, arent you?
The man of the horky borky roundabouts and tea will never hear the end of this...
Me heares cubfan made a maze. My brain, "are there redstone and the ravangers underneath the walls ?"
There was a pig at the base of the water and a addle and carrot on a stick in the shulker. I can’t tell if Cleo was mocking Doc or trying to help.
having joels skyscraper in the front with the burj scalifa looming on the other side of the mountains isnt a screenshot I thought I needed, but omg its so cool
2:18 needs the red block with white impact font saying “LIVE IJEVIN REACTION” so I can repost it all over Twitter
10:34 that’s a season seven deep cut right there
At least in the US, a spouse can CHOOSE to testify against their partner, but they can't bbe forced to .
If Doc did go back in time to get his own diamonds, then I'd be able to say: if I had a nickel for every time a Hermit traveled back in time to take their own diamonds back after finding them missing in the present, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right? :D
If that really is the case then it's crazy that Doc confiscated the time machine from Grian last time but this time he's doing exactly what Grian did with the time machine
Recap hype! Keep up the awesome work, Zloy. And, take care.
Beef needs some radaway.
I typically watch this channel both for how entertaining it generally is and to see what the hermits i dont watch are up to, but ive been on vacation and have missed pretty much all of the happenings of this week so i'm hyped to watch this lol :)
I DID NOT KNOW RENDOG SAID "My husband" WHEN TALKING ABOUT DOC WHY DID HE RANDOMLY JUST SAY THIS IS THERE A REASON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@billymkj2763 if I'm not mistaken it started in one of Cleo's streams when Doc said Ren couldn't testify against him because they were married, and Ren just confirmed it so RenDoc canon? Yay?
Most chiseled bookshelf 😁
Printer feeding directly intonation shredder! 😂
Honestly, hearing Sloy's voice again is so good, I love his narration. Very different from Pix's, but just as cooky and charismatic.
Time Travel is always the right explanation for mysteries on the hermitcraft server
0:50 nah not the unalive 😭😭😭
I can't wait for the day where Zloy says "Our writer is ZloyXP, my name is ZloyXP, and captions on this video were provided by ZloyXP" at the end of a video.
A wild Sloy has appeared! It’s a rare moment but always a welcome one.
"meaning, thanks to the marvel of engineering, mumbo has made THE most chiselled bookshelf" oh this made me actually laugh aloud
10:06 the delivery on that lol I love it
love the Zloy voiceover!! 🫶🏼
This has been on my mind but i think i know who is stealing doc's diamond ore. Ren. I know it sounds crazy but hear me out . I had a dream a few days ago where ren got caught stealing the diamond ore. I dont really believe in prophecies but who knows if my dream is actually true.
"High * ahm regular high judge budubs " is killing me 😂😂
Ah yes, the rare Zloy Voice over. Always a treat.
I miss pix too, hope he comes back soon 😁😁
yeah I find it too hard to listen to sloy
when grian's recap starts, was expecting to be put on hold lol XD
4:16 did I just hear a SEASON SIX REFERENCE
I love how zloy is chalking everything up to timetravel
SHREK IS STILL IN THE THUMB NAIL!!!
I don't know why but I decided to try and do a skyblock using the same stuff doc had (minus the pig head and book and friends gifts) and it certainly is an interesting assortment of items to survive with alone.
Im like 95% sure Doc didnt think it was Cleo stealing the ore when he killed the pig. He just killed it so that she can feel true pain, and understand how hes feeling.
0:16 Im sorry, WHAT?!?! I watch joel and he couldn’t upload for a while. I didn’t know THAT happened
7:11 omg canceling the plush orders would have been insane! 😂😂😂
I have been to sick to watch any vidoes for the last 3 weeks, and hearing the sentence 'I didn't watch my husband murder a pig,' in the first 2 minutes of my first video back from the hospital makes me wonder what the hell I missed
OMG GUYS SHREK IS IN THE THUMBNAIL :O
Obviously remembering to like most if not all of the recaps, but never doing it faster than when I hear its going to be a Sloy narrated episode!
Props Zloy the clarity of your voice has improved a lot
Hey Sloy, have you been watching Dark?
Because of the Time travel mentions and the Geiger counter.
Time travel was reference to an earlier Hc season. Geiger counter was a reference to how Geiger counters exist
Missed a trick not calling Pearl's flower based wordl... "Fleur-dl"
4:15 is this a Grian's season 6 reference I see??
That's what I was thinking!
Mumbert Jumbert... such a simple but efficient joke. Completely took me out
Caught me off-guard with that Six Flags one...😂😂😂
"The Hermit Permit Hormet Quormet"😂
3:07 place down a grass block to start spreading grass, set up a cobblestone generator with all four cherry trees, wait for at least one cherry tree to grow up, then cut that tree down, get a crafting table alongside a wooden pick, mine the cobblestone gen for stone equipment, start farming potato's using the water from the cobble gen, and start duping lava with a cauldron from the same stone gen. now whether docm can use the water source that got him up there or not can complicate things, if he can get an infinite water source, if not then either use a composter or a skeleton to get bone meal and bone meal flowing water to get multiple water source blocks, then get an infinite water source. after that use that infinite water source to get dripstone- (thats what their called right? the stalactites and the stalagmites?) anyway get that block started being farmed, expand the lava duping when possible until doc has 5-6 lava source blocks, then start moving all excess into storage silo's for a nether portal. then doc can head to the nether and invalidate the challenge. so I will assume the nether is 'disabled', doc can also get wheat seeds by bone mealing grass, and although it is possible to get passive mobs up there, its highly unlikely what with all the other players and other passive mobs on the server. after that progress kinda stops until doc can get emeralds from that super rare fox spawn, then pray to get a wandering trader with oak saplings, then use golden apples with a witch throwing a weakness potion to cure two zombie villagers, then he gets diamond gear alongside a source of iron. as well as whatever else villages sell. however I doubt 2 weeks is enough time to get all the stuff needed for villagers, unless cherry trees can also drop apples, if so then its plenty of time.
3:50 oh well then use that bending of the rules to get apples.
hmm what else would be gotten, well I didn't think of getting a tnt duper powered cobble gen, tho the box lacks the tnt or sand so not much I could of done
I already got my big Rons merch in the mail. So fast! Wearing it today 🎉 thanks Zooey for covering for Pix
Mumbo with a classic off by one error
We may not have Pixelriffs this week, but Pearl has given us a Pickle Gift
Man, your voice is actually kinda fun. Your accent just makes things better, "Mumbled Jumbler" 🤣.
Damn it sloy, did you forget to lock the basement again?