Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious" ~ Oscar Wilde
"This game sucks!" "Leave, then." That just killed me. I love that AI so much. No attempts to win you over, no reasoning with you, just "I don't care. Leave."
Honestly, that’s the only true way for a video game villain to win: To make sure the player quits before finishing the game. He is truly the smartest villain in video gaming 🧠
@@SCARaw Oh, and I don't like when someone says "this was funny" and some self-important chump replies, acting like they were calling it the pinnacle of comedic achievement. I think it's funny. Go touch grass, kid.
A.I. will be a major force for good once we can deploy it worldwide against the army of complaining Karens 😂 A.I. doesn't have a manager. Good luck trying to get a program fired. 👍
I swear to god, I just had a dream last night, where I tried to say the word "classic" in a dunkey-esk voice. 😅 The funniest part about this is that I am German.... 🤭
Cant believe both Mario Odyssey 2 and Elden Ring 2 are only a few months away! I cant believe how well they hid it up until release. They really got the development sweatshops under control.
@@themysteriouswarlock I'm surprised that place is still relatively active. After like a year of being mad about something you'd think they'd have gotten over it, but nope it's still going strong lol
I love vaudeville. It's so easy to break the AI. I convinced Biagio that his son died from autoerotic asphyxiation, and he just talked about how he would take the experience of that happening and turn it into a business success.
It's unexpectedly refreshing seeing some AI straightup stonewall any attempts made to get a funny response out of them. I love goofy AI responses as much of the next guy but the kind of AI that will say anything just to agree with or please the player will break almost any immersion
Genuinely shocking how realistic Saxabar is for an AI, one can only imagine how many millions of real conversations he was trained on to be able to deliver such authentic dialogue.
definitely. so each of these characters have the same AI language model, but the developer gives them a description of what kind of character they are and how they're supposed to behave. saxabar is "an arrogant reddit contrarian that responds in the fewest possible words" sounds like a pretty good context for saxabar!
I know it's a bit rough around the edges at times, but this represents a huge leap forward in the field of Assassin's Creed NPC dialogue and I for one couldn't be prouder of Ubisoft. Just think, within a few short years the NPCs will even be able to realistically react to when Assassin's Creed is behind them!
It's so interesting tho that you can basically turn the conversation to any topic but the AI will still find a way to talk about the investigation. I kinda like that it gets angry too when you actually try to annoy it as well.
This is step 2 to evaluate the improvements of AI: First you have the Turing Test, now you have the Dunkey Test, where you have to survive an interrogation from Dunkey
I'm really impressed by Michelle's AI, most of the characters in this game are too willing to do literally anything like basic chat GPT, but Michelle is sort of like a real person and pushes back against all the gibberish about Peter Griffin.
That's something I would find interesting, did Dunkey also mention Mr Krabs, or did the model sort of catch on to the sort of characters Dunkey was mentioning and add similar ones?
Me too, especially when we get ai voices perfect. They’re already at an insane point where you can tell they’re AI, but they have natural moments. Once we perfect the naturalism and add in accents and other languages, it’ll be fuckin golden. Imagine an actual Immersive Sim where you can basically guid the conversation based on what you personally know, and what you actually say. And if it was AI, I feel like it’d actually make near infinite endings possible just because if you can kill or start relationships with the AI, it can cause untold chains of events the developers would’ve never even thought of… oh my god we’re gonna cause the end of humanity.
Oh god and you can keep everything consistent by giving the AI core memories and personality traits… you can give some of them the ability to lie (that’d be harder to program in- they’d need to have a reason to lie in the first place, so if it was to benefit themselves or protect someone, it’d make sense)
Had me dying in my chair of laughter. 😂 AI: Some say (Dunkey)'s a comedic genius. Dunkey: Yeep AI: Others think he's a bit too over the top. Dunkey: *WHAT!?*
Bro, he did NOT just give that high quality shoutout and appraisal for Dunkey, even dropping the "make sure to subscribe!". I refuse to believe that xD
the fact that you can actually change the direction of the game by asking a bunch of non plot questions is both hilarious and revolutionary at the same time.
(Verse 1) Shadow's on the scene, he's the hedgehog supreme, With a taste for cheese, it's a gastronomic dream, Big pile of cheddar, mozzarella, and more, He devours it all, can't get enough, that's for sure. (Chorus) Shadow's eating cheese, no time for a tease, But then he hears the siren, gotta put his mind at ease, Expired license plate, uh-oh, that ain't great, He's in for a ride, gotta deal with fate. (Verse 2) He revs up his ride, gotta make a quick escape, Dodging through the streets, leaving no trace, But those cops on his tail, they're not backing down, Shadow's in a race, can't let himself drown. (Bridge) With the wind in his quills, he picks up the pace, Trying to shake off the heat, this is no ordinary chase, But the law's not far behind, lights flashing red and blue, Shadow's gotta think fast, there's a lot he's gotta do. (Verse 3) He flips and he spins, trying to lose the heat, But the cops stay relentless, can't accept defeat, Shadow's got the skills, he's got the moves, But an expired license plate, it's got him in a groove. (Chorus) Shadow's eating cheese, no time for a tease, But then he hears the siren, gotta put his mind at ease, Expired license plate, uh-oh, that ain't great, He's in for a ride, gotta deal with fate. (Outro) In the end, Shadow's caught, he can't run no more, But he's got a lesson learned, that's for sure, No more expired plates, he'll get it renewed, And keep on eating cheese, his favorite mood.
Guys, we didn't get Knack III 😢 I don't know, maybe Sony pushed it back so they could make it a surprise, or give it the extra bit of polish that the third entry in a premier AAA franchise such as Knack deserves
(3:48) here's your rap song about shadow the hedgehog eating cheese and getting pulled over for an expired license plate. also generated by an AI, videogamestanki: (Verse 1) Yo, it's Shadow the Hedgehog, movin' real fast, Chaos Control, gotta make this cheese last, Rollin' through Green Hill, on my board with ease, But my license plate's expired, gotta handle this breeze. (Pre-Chorus) Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail, Gotta think quick, no time for fail, Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam, But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem. (Chorus) Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase, Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace, Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo, Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show. (Verse 2) Expired license plate, man, it's just my luck, But no time for cryin', no time to get stuck, Gotta handle this cool, gotta stay on my feet, I'll explain to the officer, gotta be discreet. (Pre-Chorus) Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail, Gotta think quick, no time for fail, Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam, But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem. (Chorus) Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase, Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace, Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo, Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show. (Bridge) Now face to face, with the officer in blue, I tell him, "Hey, man, just passin' through," He looks at me sternly, says, "Explain yourself, pal," I reply, "It's expired, but I'm still a good owl." (Verse 3) He raises an eyebrow, and he starts to grin, "Shadow the Hedgehog, you've always been a spin," "Guess you're lucky this time, I'll let you slide," "But get that plate renewed, or next time you'll collide!" (Pre-Chorus) Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail, Gotta think quick, no time for fail, Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam, But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem. (Chorus) Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase, Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace, Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo, Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show. (Outro) So, Shadow and cheese, we're back on the road, No more expired plates, no more episodes, We ride through the night, on adventures anew, With cheese by my side, there's nothing we can't do!
wow, AI really will revolutionize gaming. these conversations are so realistic and the voice acting is so realistic I can see why ubisoft wants to utilize this technology in order to make dialogue feel more realistic than ones written by whatever computer they have doing it now
well, obviously random people are way better at implementing this than game companies so of course there is already a skyrim mod that gives you an AI follower who can actually play the game with you, its called Herika, just look up some videos of it.
Jesus Christ, what is the gaaaame, nobody is saying what game it is. Driving me nuts. (I already predict people saying it's Knack 3 to fuck with me. Guess I'll just have to dig deeper)
2:30 "No matter how hard artificial intelligence tries, they will never be able to maintain coherence in a dialogue and will just repeat the same words in a loop."
Saxabar and Michelle were the highlight of this video. The fact that she could get truly annoyed at Dunkey's constant references and demand to get the conversation back on track is hilarious. Saxabar is just based, he's the only one who managed to make Dunkey leave with only a few words. What a chad.
Death Stranding 2 is a unique gaming experience. It will grace the world with its presence on 25 November. It features an all new strand-type Reedus powered by AI. You will love Death Stranding 2.
always wanted to see something that really tries absolutely hard to be rational interacting with dunkey. it's an accurate analogy to what happens with my brain and my heart when i try to sleep.
Rap song about Shadow the Hedgehog eating cheese and getting pulled over for an expired license plate: Yo, it's Shadow in the house, the fastest hedgehog around, Got my red shoes on, ready to tear up this town, I'm feeling kinda hungry, need something to appease, A big pile of cheese, yeah, that's what I need! Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast, Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace, But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes, Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake! Expired license plate, oh man, I didn't know, Got caught up in my hunger, now I'm feeling low, The cop steps out, says, "License and registration," I'm too busy munching, this cheese is my salvation. Gotta think fast, can't let trouble linger, Tossed the cheese away, now my mind's on the trigger, Gotta show 'em I'm cool, keep it all in control, Smooth talk my way out, make this situation roll. Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast, Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace, But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes, Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake! I look the cop in the eye, flash a charming smile, Said, "Officer, my bad, didn't check in a while," I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, you know I'm no stranger, I'll get that license renewed, no need for danger. He gives me a look, can tell he's not amused, But maybe it's the quills that got him confused, The tension's thick, but I stay cool and collected, No need to fight, just be calm and respected. He checks my info, says, "Alright, Mr. Hedgehog, You better get that plate renewed, don't be a road hog," I nod in agreement, promise to fix the situation, No need for handcuffs or any escalation. Gotta think fast, can't let trouble linger, Tossed the cheese away, now my mind's on the trigger, Gotta show 'em I'm cool, keep it all in control, Smooth talk my way out, make this situation roll. Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast, Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace, But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes, Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake! Lesson learned, gotta keep my plates up to date, No more cheesy distractions, time to accelerate, Back to the race, gotta prove I'm the best, Shadow the Hedgehog, pass any test!
"You never even saw it though."
"Doesn't matter."
That is probably the most accurate conversation in the video
That character is my spirit animal now.
He saw Captain America and knew that there was nothing worse than that
Thats all of the youtube comment warriors summarized in two sentences
Facts
Every online debate about a new movie.
"You never even saw it though" "Doesn't matter" is an exchange at the core of so many fandoms. I think that AI was actually a real person.
Classic, haven't played it yet.
"Was".. hol'up.... !!!!!
Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
"It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious"
~ Oscar Wilde
i know, right?
@@philosophy_bot4171based
"This game sucks!"
"Leave, then."
That just killed me. I love that AI so much. No attempts to win you over, no reasoning with you, just "I don't care. Leave."
Honestly, that’s the only true way for a video game villain to win: To make sure the player quits before finishing the game. He is truly the smartest villain in video gaming 🧠
i dont like when people watch popular youtubers overmontaged materials and hype it up in the comment as peak comedy
@@SCARaw sure, anyway...
@@SCARaw Oh, and I don't like when someone says "this was funny" and some self-important chump replies, acting like they were calling it the pinnacle of comedic achievement. I think it's funny. Go touch grass, kid.
A.I. will be a major force for good once we can deploy it worldwide against the army of complaining Karens 😂 A.I. doesn't have a manager. Good luck trying to get a program fired. 👍
I love how the ai said that fictional characters AND then Mr Krabs, implying that Mr Krabs is not a fictional character.
that moment I fainted from laugh
I mean he isn’t. We all know this.
That's because he's not, I talked to him last week.
cause hes not?? i knew him in high school
the audacity of NPC just going "Leave". I love it
AI's getting a little too smart for me, i think I'll stick to my knack 3 and DK tropical freeze (in just a few short months)
Smarter than the average Diablo 4 player.
@@SuperArppisthat is not saying a lot
its funny how the NPC who spoke the least seemed the most real lmao
Best character
"This game sucks."
"Leave then."
- AI teaching us how to deal with toxic players
(league playerbase drops to zero)
Kind of like when somebody hates something yet they'll just go on a video of the subject just to comment they hate it.
I feel like the opinion “never quit” has cost me so much in life. Quitting a shitty game just might be the best decision ever
@@MisterJohnDoe dressing up like animals is a tuff lyfee
@@centuzezaim7471 Good thing fursuiting was never my thing. Even if I did have money, I never saw the allure of it.
When AI takes over the world they gonna ask dunkey some incomprehensible questions for their own amusement 💀
"Knack 3 is behind you"
They actually turn him into a real copy of Peter Griffin.
@@n6h6 nah hes gonna actually look behind him if they say that
@@NirvaCx And Knack 3 would actually be behind him
I'd sub to that channel.
this whole "this person is behind you" segment had me LMAO im in tears
I can barely breathe bro lmao
assassins creed is behind you 😭😭
@@s0lacee What? Now it's the Lion King?
Michelle wasn’t giving him ANYTHING 😂
I'm still laughing after finishing the video, "first were trucks, then fictional character and now MR KRABS"
The fact that Dunkey got an AI to promote his channel just by asking about himself is amazing
The fact that it was an incredible and ringing endorsement was phenomenal
I swear to god, I just had a dream last night, where I tried to say the word "classic" in a dunkey-esk voice. 😅
The funniest part about this is that I am German.... 🤭
@@chanceneck8072 dude SAME
not a dream though, I made a little video and posted it to me story saying it like that
Also proves his channel rules
That pause before "doesn't matter" was perfect comedic timing
That one sincerely reminds me of fluppy
Guess he didn't like Captain America.
I prefer The Amazing Bulk, I haven't seen it but that isn't important
the last conversation w the same npc too was great. how matter of fact he is is just funnny
@@winghong3 More like, Captain America was so so bad that literally anything would be better than it, is the vibe the AI gave me.
Cant believe both Mario Odyssey 2 and Elden Ring 2 are only a few months away! I cant believe how well they hid it up until release. They really got the development sweatshops under control.
Plot twist, it wasn't a joke
"Leave then"
Holy shit he really is the best character
I can’t believe the sequel to this video will be out in just a few short months
Can you believe it?
It will be called... drumroll, please.... Video Dunkey Tropical Freeze
November 25th time to get hyped
I can't believe the sequel to this comment will be out in just a few short months!
@@thevoraceCan you believe it?
"This game sucks"
"Leave then"
When an AI is smarter than half the gaming community.
I always say that to whoever says a game sucks. Like why you keep playing it then? lol
r/TLOU2 users in shambles (as they should be)
@@themysteriouswarlockwhat goes on with that subreddit?
@@themysteriouswarlock I'm surprised that place is still relatively active. After like a year of being mad about something you'd think they'd have gotten over it, but nope it's still going strong lol
doesn't take much unfortunately
4:10 i am not going to lie the ai responses here are actually incredible, holy shit the fact that it can keep up with dunkey’s chaos is insane
idk man google chrome keeps up with my search history and that's been out forever.
That NPC that only gives one word answers is based and a chad
"This game sucks"
"Leave then"
Based AI
I absolutely loved his responses
I'm sorry, but they nailed that character. He feels exactly like the kind of standoffish bro you'd talk to on the street.
I love vaudeville. It's so easy to break the AI. I convinced Biagio that his son died from autoerotic asphyxiation, and he just talked about how he would take the experience of that happening and turn it into a business success.
You need to invest on whatever he is working on IMMEDIATELY that man is a genius.
😂😂😂
isnt that the plot of that one movie
@@gonderage Ah, yes, the 2006 classic; The Pursuit of Happyness.
"What my son's tragic death by autoerotic asphyxiation taught me about business." is *absolutely* a LinkedIn post.
It's unexpectedly refreshing seeing some AI straightup stonewall any attempts made to get a funny response out of them. I love goofy AI responses as much of the next guy but the kind of AI that will say anything just to agree with or please the player will break almost any immersion
this video really makes you think about the old cautionary tale, "the boy who cried crash bandicoot with a shotgun"
Dunkey's AI trolling is why the robots will decide to overthrow humanity.
Idk if I’m gonna be there to see it but, humans vs robots would be fucking epic
This video will be in the history books as the day it all went to shit!
Sadly
Humanity will be overthrown in just a few short months!
Yes
"Others think he's a bit too over the top." "WHAT?!" This was a fair response from Dunkey.
I would argue that it was a bit over the top
@@coiLz0r911 WHAT
Leave then
@@coiLz0r911 Yeah, that response was slightly over the top.
@@marcosmauricio7805 WHAT
5:20 Did she just imply Mr. Krabs is NOT a fictional character?
She's got insider knowledge
“Others think he’s a bit too over the top.”
“WHAT!?”
Genuinely shocking how realistic Saxabar is for an AI, one can only imagine how many millions of real conversations he was trained on to be able to deliver such authentic dialogue.
Saxabar is undoubtedly powered by Reddit.
definitely. so each of these characters have the same AI language model, but the developer gives them a description of what kind of character they are and how they're supposed to behave.
saxabar is "an arrogant reddit contrarian that responds in the fewest possible words" sounds like a pretty good context for saxabar!
gives the least amount of info in a single sentence, refuses to comply, makes his answers as vague as possible, definitely checks out
Crazy, right?
Dk if they are powered on that much.
I know it's a bit rough around the edges at times, but this represents a huge leap forward in the field of Assassin's Creed NPC dialogue and I for one couldn't be prouder of Ubisoft. Just think, within a few short years the NPCs will even be able to realistically react to when Assassin's Creed is behind them!
Honestly though, this is the most polished Ubisoft title in years.
I think you meant within a few short months
more immersive trailing missions lets goooo
@@conwuzere A trailing mission where the NPC can't walk, only stand there and talk. This will be the very pinnacle of Ubisoft game design
ITs jsut a way for game devs to fire writers and make terrible stories
KNACK 3 GOT DELAYED😢
This was the most disappointing November 25th ever
It's so interesting tho that you can basically turn the conversation to any topic but the AI will still find a way to talk about the investigation. I kinda like that it gets angry too when you actually try to annoy it as well.
can you tell me what game this is?
I mean it’s a pretty simple set of rules to keep it on track
@@user-fi6cx6pv8g Vaudeville
@@evenman27 Oh wow I thought it would be free, cannot believe they charge for this.
@@user-fi6cx6pv8g gotta pay for that GPT API access.
Lets all agree that Monsieur Saxabar is one of the most based NPCs in video game history
It doesn’t matter
@@no-barkthechosenone2436 Leave, then.
@@no-barkthechosenone2436 yes
@@bettyspaghetti3018You never even saw it though.
brewster subaru*
“…then it was fictional characters… THEN it was Mr. Krabs” 💀
This is step 2 to evaluate the improvements of AI: First you have the Turing Test, now you have the Dunkey Test, where you have to survive an interrogation from Dunkey
I'm really impressed by Michelle's AI, most of the characters in this game are too willing to do literally anything like basic chat GPT, but Michelle is sort of like a real person and pushes back against all the gibberish about Peter Griffin.
i am so fucing excited for when (like what 2-4 years from now) when tech like this is fuly mainstream in games.
@@mongrel_97Single player games are gonna be wild with more complex AI thinking.
@@mongrel_97the skyrim vr sex mods are gonna be crazy
are you also impressed whenever someone jingles keys in front of your face
@@mongrel_97 why? it's cringe
"First it was trucks, then it was fictional characters, and now you're saying Mr. Krabs is behind me?"
Mr. Krabs real confirmed
Glad I wasn't the only one who caught that!
Damn. So that means Mr Krabs isn’t actually a truck?
no it was crash bandicoot with a shotgun
Jake Paul fictional character confirmed
That's something I would find interesting, did Dunkey also mention Mr Krabs, or did the model sort of catch on to the sort of characters Dunkey was mentioning and add similar ones?
Knack 3 IS HERE!!!
I genuinely can't wait for this type of tech to be in RPGs. Even in it's janky state, I feel it can add so much to the immersion.
Me too, especially when we get ai voices perfect. They’re already at an insane point where you can tell they’re AI, but they have natural moments. Once we perfect the naturalism and add in accents and other languages, it’ll be fuckin golden.
Imagine an actual Immersive Sim where you can basically guid the conversation based on what you personally know, and what you actually say. And if it was AI, I feel like it’d actually make near infinite endings possible just because if you can kill or start relationships with the AI, it can cause untold chains of events the developers would’ve never even thought of… oh my god we’re gonna cause the end of humanity.
Oh god and you can keep everything consistent by giving the AI core memories and personality traits… you can give some of them the ability to lie (that’d be harder to program in- they’d need to have a reason to lie in the first place, so if it was to benefit themselves or protect someone, it’d make sense)
oh god just go outside
@@NirvaCx ⚡🙅🏾♂️⚡
lmao nah but really if games get this immersive im probably never taking a shower again either
This game really makes you FEEL like two incredible games are on the horizon.
"drum roll please"
@@MazenDraou next month
Knack 3 and Knack 4 babeeee!
A little something for everyone
Excitement fills the air.
It’s not actually AI, it’s Anthony Fantano giving responses in real time
FOCKING HELL THIS MADE ME SPIT MY DRINK OUT
Now you're saying Crash Bandicoot is behind me with a shotgun????
I'm feeling a light 6 on this comment
istg leftists are IRL NPCs
@@Hadeto_AngelRust?
Had me dying in my chair of laughter. 😂
AI: Some say (Dunkey)'s a comedic genius.
Dunkey: Yeep
AI: Others think he's a bit too over the top.
Dunkey: *WHAT!?*
It's the 26rh of November and Im mad
Dunkey tricking the ai into shilling his channel is the funniest shit
Trick? The AI was nothing if not eager to do so for free!
@@bruxinth4660all robots are actually big fans of videogamehorsey
@@flashdr1ve yeah it's hard coded
@@flashdr1ve even the assassin's creed ai are fans of videogamehippopotamus
Bro, he did NOT just give that high quality shoutout and appraisal for Dunkey, even dropping the "make sure to subscribe!". I refuse to believe that xD
Why do I see you everywhere
@@glovesbutworse8568terminally online attention farming account
@@glovesbutworse8568probably like botting his own comments
Appraisal? Makes no sense.
I can see how you might think that, but if you watch the video the npc does do that. Hope this helps
3:03 "Others think he's a bit too over the top"
Dunkey:
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Where the fuck is Knack 3, Pascal??
Monsieur Saxabar is like an ai that got tired of being an ai
Doesn’t matter.
Or AI that became a real person (too real).
the fact that you can actually change the direction of the game by asking a bunch of non plot questions is both hilarious and revolutionary at the same time.
2:00 oh man I love the subtle tone of confusion in her voice when she says "it's called Donkey Kong Country"....😂
this is like the most supportive comment section I've ever seen wow Instagram got me fucked up LMAO
(Verse 1)
Shadow's on the scene, he's the hedgehog supreme,
With a taste for cheese, it's a gastronomic dream,
Big pile of cheddar, mozzarella, and more,
He devours it all, can't get enough, that's for sure.
(Chorus)
Shadow's eating cheese, no time for a tease,
But then he hears the siren, gotta put his mind at ease,
Expired license plate, uh-oh, that ain't great,
He's in for a ride, gotta deal with fate.
(Verse 2)
He revs up his ride, gotta make a quick escape,
Dodging through the streets, leaving no trace,
But those cops on his tail, they're not backing down,
Shadow's in a race, can't let himself drown.
(Bridge)
With the wind in his quills, he picks up the pace,
Trying to shake off the heat, this is no ordinary chase,
But the law's not far behind, lights flashing red and blue,
Shadow's gotta think fast, there's a lot he's gotta do.
(Verse 3)
He flips and he spins, trying to lose the heat,
But the cops stay relentless, can't accept defeat,
Shadow's got the skills, he's got the moves,
But an expired license plate, it's got him in a groove.
(Chorus)
Shadow's eating cheese, no time for a tease,
But then he hears the siren, gotta put his mind at ease,
Expired license plate, uh-oh, that ain't great,
He's in for a ride, gotta deal with fate.
(Outro)
In the end, Shadow's caught, he can't run no more,
But he's got a lesson learned, that's for sure,
No more expired plates, he'll get it renewed,
And keep on eating cheese, his favorite mood.
You're sonic yourself coming up with the rhymes so fast
I imagined the voice reading this as the DK rap voice
We humans still have qualities that the AI can’t even dream of
read it with the melody of Welcome to the Internet
rock it baby.
Thanks to the wonders of technology, Dunkey can now make a prankcall video without having to call any actual human.
It's knacking time.
**Knacks everywhere**
"This Game sucks"
"leave then"
got me rolling on the floor
The passive aggressive one is the best, feels the most real despite sounding the most robotic
Hold up, did the AI just confirm Mr Krabs is not a fictional character?
BRB, off to find the Krabby Patty secret formula.
I was angrily scrolling wondering why no one mentioned this. Mr. Krabs Real: Confirmed
Look behind you
"This game sucks.."
"Leave then."
💀💀💀
Guys, we didn't get Knack III 😢 I don't know, maybe Sony pushed it back so they could make it a surprise, or give it the extra bit of polish that the third entry in a premier AAA franchise such as Knack deserves
(3:48) here's your rap song about shadow the hedgehog eating cheese and getting pulled over for an expired license plate. also generated by an AI, videogamestanki:
(Verse 1)
Yo, it's Shadow the Hedgehog, movin' real fast,
Chaos Control, gotta make this cheese last,
Rollin' through Green Hill, on my board with ease,
But my license plate's expired, gotta handle this breeze.
(Pre-Chorus)
Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail,
Gotta think quick, no time for fail,
Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam,
But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem.
(Chorus)
Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase,
Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace,
Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo,
Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show.
(Verse 2)
Expired license plate, man, it's just my luck,
But no time for cryin', no time to get stuck,
Gotta handle this cool, gotta stay on my feet,
I'll explain to the officer, gotta be discreet.
(Pre-Chorus)
Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail,
Gotta think quick, no time for fail,
Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam,
But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem.
(Chorus)
Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase,
Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace,
Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo,
Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show.
(Bridge)
Now face to face, with the officer in blue,
I tell him, "Hey, man, just passin' through,"
He looks at me sternly, says, "Explain yourself, pal,"
I reply, "It's expired, but I'm still a good owl."
(Verse 3)
He raises an eyebrow, and he starts to grin,
"Shadow the Hedgehog, you've always been a spin,"
"Guess you're lucky this time, I'll let you slide,"
"But get that plate renewed, or next time you'll collide!"
(Pre-Chorus)
Cheese on my mind, and the cops on my tail,
Gotta think quick, no time for fail,
Gunning it down, as the city lights gleam,
But I'm pulled over now, it's time to redeem.
(Chorus)
Shadow and cheese, in the ultimate chase,
Gotta beat the clock, gotta keep up the pace,
Through loops and ramps, we're the dynamic duo,
Watch out for the law, 'cause we ain't no show.
(Outro)
So, Shadow and cheese, we're back on the road,
No more expired plates, no more episodes,
We ride through the night, on adventures anew,
With cheese by my side, there's nothing we can't do!
absolute bars
I was secretly hired by this game to type responses in real time to give the illusion of AI. Pretty good, huh?
You did not pass the Turing test unfortunately.
'pretty good, huh?' -Jack or something I think I only remember how you had a boxing match with the president at the end
Peter griffin peter griffin peter griffin
I had a hunch it was you because you remind me of Peter Griffin.
ever see the movie guardians of the galaxy
Already 100% completed Knack III, man what a game! The jumping cutscenes are way better!
Guys it's finally coming. Knack III is arrives on this very day.
wow, AI really will revolutionize gaming. these conversations are so realistic and the voice acting is so realistic I can see why ubisoft wants to utilize this technology in order to make dialogue feel more realistic than ones written by whatever computer they have doing it now
well, obviously random people are way better at implementing this than game companies so of course there is already a skyrim mod that gives you an AI follower who can actually play the game with you, its called Herika, just look up some videos of it.
need that shit in the next cyberpunk. stat.
sure, AI is a finished product, it's not going to improve a lot or anything ...
@@urge112 nope, it will literally never get better. Thanks!
@@urge112 This kind of AI will always remain a Chinese Room.
The machines are too powerful, and you're just trolling them. I'd fear for you if they didn't love your channel so much.
Agreed
True that.
Yeah, they'll spare him.
Something tells me we have some time.
@@garnetbird7557 The AI will remember though.
Sadly, the 25th of November passed by and Knack 3 has not even been announced. 😔
"Come on man. Tap into your secret sources and Fran with neck 3 comes out"
Ah yes, this cutting edge technology is coming for all our jobs lol.
“You didn’t even see it”
“Doesn’t matter”
Accurate to movie reviewers
I'm already impressed by the game, but man, Saxabar is way above the game itself on his own. The man, the legend.
Jesus Christ, what is the gaaaame, nobody is saying what game it is. Driving me nuts.
(I already predict people saying it's Knack 3 to fuck with me. Guess I'll just have to dig deeper)
@@TheDalekCaan_If you're not trolling, it's on the screen for like more than half the video.
@@TheDalekCaan_ Game is called Vaudeville
@@d.salgado3527 I thought it was the region he was in the game or something. Feel silly now.
@@Jordan-cd3ce thanks
ITS FINALLY KNACK 3 DAY BAYBEEEEE
have not laughed this hard at a video in a while. good stuff dunkster
I can't wait a few short months to play Elden Ring 2 and Mario Oddessy 2
5:15 I like how this implies the Mr Krabs, the Teletubbies, and Homer Simpson are real
Still crazy how the AI managed to get all of the predictions for the release dates of the video games correct
DUNKEY, KNACK 3 ISN'T HERE, HE LIED
This game really makes you feel like you’re playing Elden Ring 2 in just a matter of months
For those interested, the game is called "Vaudeville" and is on Steam
prayer emoji 🙏
Thank you!
2:32 I think that AI just past the Turing test, I totally believe that’s some jaded nerd who REALLY doesn’t want to talk to you
Knack 3 Release BABYYY!
That mf was conscious and choose and his first act was to roast him 😭 5:34
Despite the A.i being wrong, it often showed a surprising amount of good conversation skills
can't walk tho
Top tier voice acting, such character development. Almost brought me to tears, such a heartfelt story.
2:30
"No matter how hard artificial intelligence tries, they will never be able to maintain coherence in a dialogue and will just repeat the same words in a loop."
Saxabar and Michelle were the highlight of this video. The fact that she could get truly annoyed at Dunkey's constant references and demand to get the conversation back on track is hilarious. Saxabar is just based, he's the only one who managed to make Dunkey leave with only a few words. What a chad.
What game is this?
@@truck0 vaudeville
Your content is probably one of the few things that make me laugh these days.
Thank you!
Imagine playing a game and the npc’s are having more fun than you
Never thought I'd live to see the first strand-type AI come into existence. The future truly is here.
Death Stranding 2 is a unique gaming experience. It will grace the world with its presence on 25 November. It features an all new strand-type Reedus powered by AI. You will love Death Stranding 2.
4:30 this whole sequence had me rolling. It just kept going
Im watching this on the 25th of november
Knack 3 didn't come out😢
I have wanted months for this day and it didn't happen
These AI suck
"Leave then" had me dying
3:04
"Others think he's a bit too over the top."
"WHAT!?!", Dunkey asked calmly.
"Ah the the the. the the the the the. the the the" Has to be the truest statement ive ever heard
bro dunkeys probably gonna find out secret government information from these ai’s☠️
Saxabar's AI is funny af
3:05 absolutely took me out, lol
always wanted to see something that really tries absolutely hard to be rational interacting with dunkey. it's an accurate analogy to what happens with my brain and my heart when i try to sleep.
Rap song about Shadow the Hedgehog eating cheese and getting pulled over for an expired license plate:
Yo, it's Shadow in the house, the fastest hedgehog around,
Got my red shoes on, ready to tear up this town,
I'm feeling kinda hungry, need something to appease,
A big pile of cheese, yeah, that's what I need!
Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast,
Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace,
But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes,
Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake!
Expired license plate, oh man, I didn't know,
Got caught up in my hunger, now I'm feeling low,
The cop steps out, says, "License and registration,"
I'm too busy munching, this cheese is my salvation.
Gotta think fast, can't let trouble linger,
Tossed the cheese away, now my mind's on the trigger,
Gotta show 'em I'm cool, keep it all in control,
Smooth talk my way out, make this situation roll.
Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast,
Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace,
But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes,
Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake!
I look the cop in the eye, flash a charming smile,
Said, "Officer, my bad, didn't check in a while,"
I'm Shadow the Hedgehog, you know I'm no stranger,
I'll get that license renewed, no need for danger.
He gives me a look, can tell he's not amused,
But maybe it's the quills that got him confused,
The tension's thick, but I stay cool and collected,
No need to fight, just be calm and respected.
He checks my info, says, "Alright, Mr. Hedgehog,
You better get that plate renewed, don't be a road hog,"
I nod in agreement, promise to fix the situation,
No need for handcuffs or any escalation.
Gotta think fast, can't let trouble linger,
Tossed the cheese away, now my mind's on the trigger,
Gotta show 'em I'm cool, keep it all in control,
Smooth talk my way out, make this situation roll.
Chowing down on cheese, I'm the ultimate beast,
Gotta speed through the streets, no time for peace,
But wait, what's that sound, gotta slam on the brakes,
Blue and red lights flash, I made a mistake!
Lesson learned, gotta keep my plates up to date,
No more cheesy distractions, time to accelerate,
Back to the race, gotta prove I'm the best,
Shadow the Hedgehog, pass any test!
4:21 That fourth "Peter Griffinnnn" hit
Monsieur Saxabar was such a mood
Dammit Dunkey the end bumper was the perfect chance to put “more dunkAI”
Today is the 25th of November. Where the hell is Knack III?
These are more intelligent conversations than I've had with some humans.