@jotheunissen9274 For what i remember, Batman made a robot with every knowledge needed to kill him if he ever breaks his moral code, and then he erased his memory about the existence of Failsafe to prevent himself from stopping it if he ever did become evil, i think Failsafe also can defeat the justice league, probably for the hypothetical case where an evil batman controlled the justice league He made a terminator for himself
The Flash: He can outrun light, but he can't outrun the allegations. And nice mention of Failsafe, who probably just introduces Batman to a load of women in this universe based on his contingency.
Batman casually ignoring the fact that The Green Lanterns weakness is yellow and The Flash’s weakness is friction and the Martian Manhunter’s weakness is fire
I’m curious, are her bracelets magnetic? Cus if so, then a large electromagnetic pole could beat original wonder woman’s weakness. Hell, nightwinf could cus he fights with poles alot
WW: What's your contingency plan for you, Batman? Bat: Terminators. Flash: How is that a contingency plan!? Bat: Let me tell you about a little something called Failsafe...
Dear lord, Batman is a monster for coming up with these. It's also tamper proof in case actual villains get their hands on them. Wonder Woman would be dead inside by the time she saved up enough money, so killing her would be a mercy.
Green Lantern’s Contingency Plan: Give him a wrapped #2 Pencil. He unwraps it, becomes weak, has to spend time farming in a green field to get his strength back
My contingency plan is dating a meta human female model who has the power to shapeshift into other models and can only be satisfied by me. She also doesn't age. No time for saving the world. Or conquer it. Or whatever.
I always wondered what would happen if he brought up contingency plans only to find out everyone else had made their own too. Turning evil aside the odds of one of them being mind controlled or an evil alternate version showing up or there just being someone with similar powers means using at least one of those plans is practically a guarantee.
Something's not right. These contingencies sound like they are used while the Justice League are still the good guys. They have nothing to do with an out of control Justice league but when Batman just has had enough of them.
Batman in 5 years: "I'm sorry, but I believe my morals are slipping. I actually considered killing the Joker after he boiled orphans alive and fed orphan soup to homeless people." Flash: "I'd probably want to kill him too." Superman: "even i would want to kill him, and it would take a lot for me to kill someone. Like if Joker used Fear toxin to make me think my pregnant wife was Doomsday so i beat her to death. Or something. I'm not good at coming up with evil plans." Batman: "well, it isn't normal.for me, so I accepted Talia's marriage proposal and we're going to settle down and raise our son like a normal family." Flash: "you sure it's not because you are in your fifties and realize that you're getting too old for this? I mean Talia has the Lazarus pit so she'll be young enough to have kids for the next century, but you..."
Ha! The oreo story was nuts. Who knew a simple cookie was Martian heroin? I wish I was joking but in all seriousness Oreos make martians tweak on a city wide scale.
To defeat Superman: Magic, electricity, kryptonite. To make kryptonite there are multiple sources that give the exact ingredients to make it including in the Lego Movie. I have found 4 spots where they tell how to make it and its the same. Of course you can ship that and just use regular guns because he can't use his power on lead. He can melt the shell around lead to cause it to melt the internal stuff but he can't use his powers directly on lead. What are most bullets made of? Oh yea lead. You see in Superman's universe bullets are made of tin or rarely tiny bits of iron or lesser materials but if they were made of something stronger like lead they would pierce superman like Swiss cheese. to slow Superman down enough use a dog whistle. It hurt his brain and boom Superman down. To Defeat Green Lantern paint the bullets yellow and ratatatattataattaattatatatatatatata green lantern is down. To defeat Wonder Woman you need a computer set up to display a bunch of holograms and have one guy first shoot at her before the holograms swarm Wonder Woman and they just keep swarming her as she punches them and they turn to vanishing and they swarm her forcing her to fight them for about 3 days when she falls over because of too tired from constantly fighting then bullet to the head and wonder woman down. To Defeat Flash: ice the floor and glue as well then mock him and when he run to you he get stuck and ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatatatatata flash is down. To Defeat Martian Manhunter: lighter or matches and a bunch of cans of hair spray and fry his ass like a turkey. To Defeat Hawk Girl: Ratatttatatatatataattatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatata Hawk Girl is down. To Defeat Batman: I dead. To Defeat Aquaman: I deader than dead. People always mock Aquaman but that is because they are stupid. Aquaman has the power to manipulate water, command and take full control over all sea life, he casually lives in pressure that his heavier than the surface of the Sun that is also as hot as the Surface of the Sun which means he has an insane heat resistance while being a water based being, Aquaman can swim as fast if not faster than the Flash can run, and Aquaman's trident can create water out of nothing in large sky scraper sized waves to literally flooding an entire planet in seconds amounts of water meaning if he was to make a water funnel while swimming in it he can literally swim faster than the speed of light and he can easily travel to other planets in other galaxies if in mere minutes if he wanted to. Hell he got hit with a concentrated nuclear blast focused the entire nuclear bomb blast into a micro area and that hit Aquaman perfectly in the face and all it did was knock Aquaman out for a few minutes enough for Aquaman to get some sea water splashed on his face and he was back up and in full fighting capability. If a specialized nuclear bomb can't do more than cause something to have a splash of water to the face wake them up from the attack then yea Aquaman is a serious power house that people stupidly don't realize. Aquaman had his fully down and it took the best sniper in existence to hit him and he still was able to be fully operational a few minutes later. Deadshot has only 2 targets that he ever failed to kill and those were Batman and Aquaman. That is it. Aside from Batman and Aquaman Deadshot has never failed a mission ever. Fun fact: Aquaman has never faced Darkside. Think about it Aquaman is actually physically stronger than Superman and can take hits far better. The only times you see Aquaman fight he kicks ass. Aquaman is a straight up monster when it comes to getting the job done to the point he isn't afraid to lose a limb to get the job done which insane when you thin about it. He even cut his own hand off to save his child and then when he got back he went into the medical spot and didn't even take any pain killers because he can handle all types of pain. Even when he is being operated on he can take pain without pain killers or being put to sleep for the surgery.
Non of those things would work on WW anymore. she has limitless stamina and on top of that she has the power to detect illusions via her being the truth goddess.
Contingency Plan - Code Name - Shut up Flash. Subject - Flash. Every one will tell him to shut up no one will listen to him he loses confidence in him self goes in to Deep Depression and Run's in to a Pocket Dimension of Solitude.
It's crazy that the contingency for Flash isn't just a bunch of Roadrunner sketches...
His weakness is Acme.
I understood that reference
Or his hearth becoming a nuke
This guy needs to be reported hes taking solidJJ videos and remaking them word for word then deleting all comments that call him out
@@emixam6947 I am that refrence.
Flash being a groomer sounds like a dig at Ezra
Oh snap
Everyone else gets a contingency plan, but Batman gets a retirement plan
To be fair. How is He supposed to make a Contingency Plan for himself? It wouldn't work since He would know what will Happen
@@danielheiger8967 Technically that's kinda explored in Chip Zdarsky's comic book run with Failsafe
And terminators
@@danielanthony6211 Can you please elaborate?
@jotheunissen9274 For what i remember, Batman made a robot with every knowledge needed to kill him if he ever breaks his moral code, and then he erased his memory about the existence of Failsafe to prevent himself from stopping it if he ever did become evil, i think Failsafe also can defeat the justice league, probably for the hypothetical case where an evil batman controlled the justice league
He made a terminator for himself
He is Batman. He has the finest Plot-Armor.
Powered by popularity! So bad I kinda want to see General Zod laugh at a Kryptonite contingency and throw a rock at him.
@@brettwood1351 yeah,that actually what would happend. Or just lazering kryptonite from far.
Well, he can afford it.
All we need to do is to sic M A R T H A on him.
He can't resist a clone created from the best girls the buttocks alone will make him go antiquing, the thighs will make poke holes in his condoms.
Don’t worry, even if Man’s Contingency Plans backfire he has Contingency Plans for his Contingency Plans.
But what about failing the Contingency plan of the Contingency plan. Is he stupid or something? 🤔
@@jakubport7361if that happens then Man goes to Aslume
His ultimate contingency plan: Alfred
The aslume is leaking…
@@Greenkitten45in the animated Adam West batman movie he was
Wonder Woman's contingency plan is the best. No one wants to be a Starbucks barista.
Fans of "The Boys" do. And are. And they also seriously hate Donald Trump, for some reason.
She is going to hate learning how to misspell every customer's name.
Shup Up @@smsff7
GREAT HERA
0:03 She nailed this line, annoyance and irritation. Real anger
The Flash: He can outrun light, but he can't outrun the allegations.
And nice mention of Failsafe, who probably just introduces Batman to a load of women in this universe based on his contingency.
Shut Up @thewhat6219
Batman casually ignoring the fact that The Green Lanterns weakness is yellow and The Flash’s weakness is friction and the Martian Manhunter’s weakness is fire
And Wonder Woman's weakness is bondage. 😂
(Her original canon weakness.)
I’m curious, are her bracelets magnetic? Cus if so, then a large electromagnetic pole could beat original wonder woman’s weakness. Hell, nightwinf could cus he fights with poles alot
words are everyone's weakness really
I think at this point the weakness has been removed with Parallax freed from the Central Power battery.
@@BrandonPyle-v5mthat is correct [ for any who doesn't know it's a green lantern thing.]
The only reason Batman would settle down and have kids is to farm more Robins.
“Bitchin”
Crazy as it sounds, that's not a bad contingency plan for Batman. It's why Catwoman called off their wedding in that one run.
0:29 Ahhh...there it is! I love it when he says that!
WW: What's your contingency plan for you, Batman?
Bat: Terminators.
Flash: How is that a contingency plan!?
Bat: Let me tell you about a little something called Failsafe...
Batman's contingency: NIGHWING and the rest of his kids + ALFRED
Shouldn't he have contingency plans for them? Especially after Jason Todd had his falling out with him?
@@brettwood1351 he does. They ALL have plans. But they know him better than anyone and have the greatest chance.
Shup Up @@brettwood1351
UndeadHumor just gave Flash the Ezra Miller treatment 💀💀💀💀
Sometimes, Batman really feels like an insecure mortal's power fantasy because he hates demigods. Kind of like an even more self-insert'y Rick
Superman being so supportive of everything Batman is putting down was unexpected but very funny
The flash plan is a reference to something that happened a few weeks again
0:53-Haha,yea.
Fun fact,Martian Manhunter in the comics has an addiction for "chocos" cookies that are the DC equivalent of Oreos.
Flash's plan kinda just sounds like turning him into A-Train
1:29 "Bitchin'."
-J'onn J'onzz
Rip whoever has to share a cell with J'onn.
Shut Up @@Super-Saiyan-Blue-Gogeta
@@orbitdraws9770 No.
Dear lord, Batman is a monster for coming up with these. It's also tamper proof in case actual villains get their hands on them. Wonder Woman would be dead inside by the time she saved up enough money, so killing her would be a mercy.
The Martian manhunters just me when everyone gets into an argument. I'm just sitting there saying I'm hungover😂
I like how batman's plan is the most simple and harmless out of everyone😂
"Also Terminators"
Terminator equiped with contingency plans too!
"He won't have the time to be Batman"
Tell that to Catwoman and all the Robins
Not the worst contingency plans I’ve heard
Green Lantern’s Contingency Plan: Give him a wrapped #2 Pencil. He unwraps it, becomes weak, has to spend time farming in a green field to get his strength back
Then the green field turns out to be a corn field
Not so fast you have to peel them like a banana first to get the yellow corn out
How would he be weakened by a pencil?
The other justice league: talking.
Green lantern:
Manhunter: Everyone I ever known had died…. Just set me on fire damn you!
Even thought this plans are incredibly strange, they are extremly effective
"I have no weakness-"
"Bondage"
"I prefer the term torture"
🤣
I thought Batman’s contingency plan was taxes and alfred
Gotta love that the parody batman ran it by his team first and they understood that it is necessary just incase
These plans are funny.
The “shut up Flash” joke will never get old.
Shut Up @chadpeterson5698
Half of these plans are more reasonable than their real counterparts.
That Terminator one is true.
1:05 Honestly that's more accurate to Ezra Miller's Flash
It's great how Batman's contingency plan is the only one that has actually worked.
My contingency plan is dating a meta human female model who has the power to shapeshift into other models and can only be satisfied by me. She also doesn't age. No time for saving the world. Or conquer it. Or whatever.
This is basically Solid JJ if Wonder Woman could actually talk.
I always wondered what would happen if he brought up contingency plans only to find out everyone else had made their own too. Turning evil aside the odds of one of them being mind controlled or an evil alternate version showing up or there just being someone with similar powers means using at least one of those plans is practically a guarantee.
Kids? Well Bruce you already have a kid and are still batman, don't think that's working.
John was probably staring at Wonder Woman helmet for too long.
His contingency plans got contingency plans 😂
The whole Justice league sharing 1 Brian cells:
Brian Cell (Whomever that may be) : "LET ME GO I WON'T TELL ANYONE"
Not gonna lie the contingency plan for hawk girl is very compelling that or I haven’t had lunch yet
do me batma- pause
The dead serious nature of Batman makes this even funnier
So my contingency plan is like batman's except im poor AF
Batman: Women. My ONE weakness!
Hawkgirl: but I'm a...
Batman: You don't count. Go get me more KFC.
In the “Kingdom Come “ universe Superman spends years in a simulation of his parents barn.
This was hilarious! Good job!
that funny everyone bullying flash "shut up flash"
You got me at the end.
well to be fair batman did say his contingency pln is tge justice league he's fine 1on 1with a member of the justice league but more his screwed
Something's not right. These contingencies sound like they are used while the Justice League are still the good guys. They have nothing to do with an out of control Justice league but when Batman just has had enough of them.
This is accurate.
Jon actually down with becoming a prison gang leader is not what I expected him to say.
😂 Well the prep time is insane now.
Batman in 5 years: "I'm sorry, but I believe my morals are slipping. I actually considered killing the Joker after he boiled orphans alive and fed orphan soup to homeless people."
Flash: "I'd probably want to kill him too."
Superman: "even i would want to kill him, and it would take a lot for me to kill someone. Like if Joker used Fear toxin to make me think my pregnant wife was Doomsday so i beat her to death. Or something. I'm not good at coming up with evil plans."
Batman: "well, it isn't normal.for me, so I accepted Talia's marriage proposal and we're going to settle down and raise our son like a normal family."
Flash: "you sure it's not because you are in your fifties and realize that you're getting too old for this? I mean Talia has the Lazarus pit so she'll be young enough to have kids for the next century, but you..."
Ringo : I feel ya bud
Didn't know making contingency plans would involve a lot about writing stuff a crazy conspiracy guy would type.
...
Tbh the Wonder Woman one sounds like something comics would really do.
I love how most of the contingency plans are "the public will lose faith in you" and that's really Batman's entire plan
Dear lord these are Man’s worst contingencies
Contingency Plans :- Emotional Damage Edition
But seriously, what happened to John?
Since he move to voice actor maybe he's still finding one that can do John's voice?
Shut Up @@MelniaShadow
Nah, why you disrespecting Cheetah at 1:17? 😭
Flash: do me batman do me
What do you mean by that?
So what about J'onn?
Lace his Oreos?
If dc was like the boys
"click on this video to see us comit murder"
1:54
0:03
0:31
1:09
Best plan to beat the flash just liter the floor with legos by the time he reaches you his feet will be shredded
Batman's contingency plan for himself isn't that bad compared to the actual one
The only contingency plan he needs is Elastic Man!
Ha! The oreo story was nuts. Who knew a simple cookie was Martian heroin? I wish I was joking but in all seriousness Oreos make martians tweak on a city wide scale.
Fun fact: They adapted his Chocos addiction in Batman: The Brave & the Bold but turned them into generic chocolate chip cookies for some reason.
Shut Up @@jlev1028
Martian manhunter is me watching the video
To be fair, love did almost get Bruce to give up being Batman in Mask of the Phantasm, so....
0:37 Batman: (cough cough) Piercing weapons (cough cough).
Actually it was retconned several years ago. tying her up with her own lasso still works though.
Hawkgirl ❌
Hawk tuah girl ✔
Bro the true of men settling g down
What Batman's doing is an Injustice
wheres the gamer sups ad?
To defeat Superman: Magic, electricity, kryptonite. To make kryptonite there are multiple sources that give the exact ingredients to make it including in the Lego Movie. I have found 4 spots where they tell how to make it and its the same. Of course you can ship that and just use regular guns because he can't use his power on lead. He can melt the shell around lead to cause it to melt the internal stuff but he can't use his powers directly on lead. What are most bullets made of? Oh yea lead. You see in Superman's universe bullets are made of tin or rarely tiny bits of iron or lesser materials but if they were made of something stronger like lead they would pierce superman like Swiss cheese. to slow Superman down enough use a dog whistle. It hurt his brain and boom Superman down.
To Defeat Green Lantern paint the bullets yellow and ratatatattataattaattatatatatatatata green lantern is down.
To defeat Wonder Woman you need a computer set up to display a bunch of holograms and have one guy first shoot at her before the holograms swarm Wonder Woman and they just keep swarming her as she punches them and they turn to vanishing and they swarm her forcing her to fight them for about 3 days when she falls over because of too tired from constantly fighting then bullet to the head and wonder woman down.
To Defeat Flash: ice the floor and glue as well then mock him and when he run to you he get stuck and ratatatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatatatatatatatatata flash is down.
To Defeat Martian Manhunter: lighter or matches and a bunch of cans of hair spray and fry his ass like a turkey.
To Defeat Hawk Girl: Ratatttatatatatataattatatatatatatatatatattatatatatatata Hawk Girl is down.
To Defeat Batman: I dead.
To Defeat Aquaman: I deader than dead. People always mock Aquaman but that is because they are stupid. Aquaman has the power to manipulate water, command and take full control over all sea life, he casually lives in pressure that his heavier than the surface of the Sun that is also as hot as the Surface of the Sun which means he has an insane heat resistance while being a water based being, Aquaman can swim as fast if not faster than the Flash can run, and Aquaman's trident can create water out of nothing in large sky scraper sized waves to literally flooding an entire planet in seconds amounts of water meaning if he was to make a water funnel while swimming in it he can literally swim faster than the speed of light and he can easily travel to other planets in other galaxies if in mere minutes if he wanted to. Hell he got hit with a concentrated nuclear blast focused the entire nuclear bomb blast into a micro area and that hit Aquaman perfectly in the face and all it did was knock Aquaman out for a few minutes enough for Aquaman to get some sea water splashed on his face and he was back up and in full fighting capability. If a specialized nuclear bomb can't do more than cause something to have a splash of water to the face wake them up from the attack then yea Aquaman is a serious power house that people stupidly don't realize. Aquaman had his fully down and it took the best sniper in existence to hit him and he still was able to be fully operational a few minutes later. Deadshot has only 2 targets that he ever failed to kill and those were Batman and Aquaman. That is it. Aside from Batman and Aquaman Deadshot has never failed a mission ever. Fun fact: Aquaman has never faced Darkside. Think about it Aquaman is actually physically stronger than Superman and can take hits far better. The only times you see Aquaman fight he kicks ass. Aquaman is a straight up monster when it comes to getting the job done to the point he isn't afraid to lose a limb to get the job done which insane when you thin about it. He even cut his own hand off to save his child and then when he got back he went into the medical spot and didn't even take any pain killers because he can handle all types of pain. Even when he is being operated on he can take pain without pain killers or being put to sleep for the surgery.
Non of those things would work on WW anymore. she has limitless stamina and on top of that she has the power to detect illusions via her being the truth goddess.
OH SNAPP!!!
I just realized Woner Woman is no longer taking part in the JL shenanigans in lack of voice actress! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Martian hunter is just the big lebowski
He already has like 8 kids, i don't think more is going to hurt
Batman, you already have six kids, how many more do you need?
Contingency Plan - Code Name - Shut up Flash.
Subject - Flash.
Every one will tell him to shut up no one will listen to him he loses confidence in him self goes in to Deep Depression and Run's in to a Pocket Dimension of Solitude.
I want Zur en argh to appear in one of these skits
Ahem. Inhales*
SHUT UP FLASH
Shut Up @privateeyety5735
Works at starbuck😂 truly horrific
0:48
How come Green Lantern hasn’t been speaking in these recent videos ?
‘Shut up flash!’
Shut Up @TamiGeorge-vs1ug
Shut Up orbitdraws9770
Just thinking, why would he tell them these plans?
I snapshotted this thumbnail because there was just something hilarious to me about batmans glare with the word "OBESITY" over it