Just don’t wear fake, wear moissanite stones instead. Can’t go wrong, looks like diamonds and If someone test it with diamond tester it will pass as real diamonds. And if he has a real pro one that shows if it’s real diamond or moissanite it still nothing wrong buying that smarter alternative than blood diamonds ♦️ 🤷♂️
"Do not wear fake diamond chains" i'm not about to pay for overpriced glorified rocks that are artificially kept scarce so yes if i would wear a chain i would wear fake diamonda
I was in a lot of pain, but this made my day so much better. I’m glad I could laugh from such a silly skit. Nothing overly violent, nothing rude, just thoughtfully funny and wholesome 😊
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges it’s ok to wear fake diamonds just not to flex with them or talk shit about other peoples real chains which is what a majority do
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Bro I literally had this experience in our mall, I literally saw the guy starting the video. And the second he looked at me and started walking towards me... I ran like there was no tomorrow.
Or, you know, wear whatever makes you happy. Just do t run around claiming it to be something it isn't. "this. rock. expensive." Diamonds are for cavemen
I like the idea that this guy goes around aggressively testing everything shiny, no matter what.
Like a magpie with a diamond tester
@@TheUltraChad Exactly!
@@Berilia I can imagine him going up to a lamppost and saying: “Do you mind if I test you sir?”
Sees shiny thing
“For me to test 👉👈?”
My grandpa’s shining forehead 👴
“Sir please stop shouting ‘REAL!!’ in the diamond store”
WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS EVERYWHERE!?!?
@@Enzo-yt4oy him and Dabo life are literally on almost video
You everywhere I see you on tik tok vids roblox vids
Your everywhere..
Pro
Wear what you can afford, don’t break the bank for a “real” chain.
Can get silver sterling for cheap tf
@@thereeceforbesfax all my chains are silver with diamonds
And that’s why that shit around your neck is cloudier than cataracts
Real, you dress because you want to be decent looking not to impress everybody
All fun and games till it turn green
“Don’t you run from me lil…”
Dr Umar: I beg your pardon🤨
?
There are N-words in the original song@@Andy-bh8hw
Okay this one was the funniest he’s done
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Imagine you walk by a jewelry store in a mall. Then some guy with a diamond tester exits the jewelry store and chases you around the mall.
thats the point of the vid
Yes I know that
That's the start of a friendship
If he looked like that guy? I wouldn't run.
Just don’t wear fake, wear moissanite stones instead. Can’t go wrong, looks like diamonds and If someone test it with diamond tester it will pass as real diamonds. And if he has a real pro one that shows if it’s real diamond or moissanite it still nothing wrong buying that smarter alternative than blood diamonds ♦️ 🤷♂️
this video would have been hella different if he didn’t use the clean version of the song lol
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people are too soft for that we can’t no more
@@ifazeyou8591 lol I don’t think anyone told him to do it he just did it himself
@@WIZardO1O1O1 And that’s just the logical thing to do since people would’ve shit on him for that
LMAOOO FR PEOPLE NOWDAYS ARE SOFTER THAN DOWNY
Sometimes people just want the aesthetic without burning their wallets 💀💀💀
Guy: comes with a fake chain
Christian: Oh I'm testing that chain
*Christine*
@@Siddy22 you read it wrong
I’ll still stick to wearing my fake chains 😂
Need some money lil bro?
@@DropEmDavis i aint spending bands for sum lil shi I can buy a car or a house
@@DropEmDavisyou are unemployed lol shut up.
@@DropEmDavisfake and real look the exact same, so I don't see a point tbr
Guy: walks with a plastic jewel
TikTok dude: can I test that 😀
The fact that he is running in his house while the tester is in the center
Its a skit
Lmao ik right😂
The song makes this 1000% funnier it would be even funnier if it was uncensored
Who tf is Mario Juda
it would fit so well
Him: *sees diamond tester*
Him: *runs towards the wrong direction (towards the diamond tester)
If I'm running towards him im gonna
1) Break the sound barrier while doing it.
Or
2) Slide under my guy. No homo.
The determination in his face to test that chain is crazy
Imagine being a customer and seeing a man in a tux running with a camera and a diamond tester around a store
Imagine if there was a villan named diamond tester
Edit:thanks for the likes
there is
@@bigbrother7952 I was about to say that lol 😂
That’s humanity for you
He would embarrass you by testing everything you have and iff it’s fake he takes it and sometimes he rigs the machine
@@giorno_gfueler3517 if it’s fake he turns u into ice
I love how he blocks out the bad word and doesn’t say it, that’s *respect* ✊🏻
That would be me running from you lol
"Do not wear fake diamond chains" i'm not about to pay for overpriced glorified rocks that are artificially kept scarce so yes if i would wear a chain i would wear fake diamonda
Dude,its a joke calm down
@Gecko Prince0 real talk
@Gecko Prince0 jesus man I know diamonds are glorified shiny rocks but damn why so salty?
Diamonds are the biggest scam
@@thegreatlordshrimpo3466 its like with Nike nobody’s buying it for the actual thing it’s the hype everybody has built around it
I don't care if it is a fake or not- as long as it looks the same, and cost cheap I will take it
😂😂 that diamond tester guy always kill the fun
At the end .... The man founded crying
There he goes again, saving people from the low standards of fake diamonds!
SALUTE!
This might not have been the best song choice
I think it’s actually the best song choice
@@danielsan83 yea
R/woosh
@@loganmchale3289 r/itsactuallywith3o
What why
It’s Unghetto Matthew back with another videoooo
casually chasing him down with a diamond tester
dude this got me crying 😭
You cant tell me i cant wear fake diamonds, especially since diamonds are literally just supercompressed crystalline carbon
This is the best ever 😂
The best crossover
Ikr
I was in a lot of pain, but this made my day so much better. I’m glad I could laugh from such a silly skit. Nothing overly violent, nothing rude, just thoughtfully funny and wholesome 😊
sorry you were in pain, Hope you have a good and painless life
LMFAO FEEL THE LOL HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAH
@@iwastheonewhoasked3624 wow 😮😂
What does Cat taste like
@@fbi6869 it tastes like pork, and it has a weird aftertaste 7.8/10
Everything blends sooo well
Seriously though, that diamond tester trend was genuinely annoying. Like, why would it matter if diamonds are real or not?
To expose people for buying fake diamonds
It really was not everyone can afford real diamonds
If they like the look of it let them be
@@godusopp487 It doesn't matter. Not everyone can afford real diamonds. Let them wear fake diamonds if they want.
@@RobocopStealerOfFridges it’s ok to wear fake diamonds just not to flex with them or talk shit about other peoples real chains which is what a majority do
The music is lined up with the actions 😂😂😂
If the rock is shiny and pretty like a diamond and you aren’t going to utilize it for anything but decoration, why does it matter if it’s fake?
Idk, cuz some people claim that its real or somethin. 🤷🏻
Bro took testing peoples jewelry to another level😂😂
At least he had respect to censor it unlike Addison rea
What do you mean
@@malkialedwaba2031 in the actual song it says nigga
@@DPHAngelPookz okay and so?
@@M05Finland I was answering the question of the guy above me
@@M05Finland SO mind your business
The video😂🤭
The song ☠️🧌😳
This is the funniest
The music really 🔥 as hell…..shit can be turned into a song
Die very rough by Mario judah.
Thats the song.
My mind somehow tells me that this is relatable
He passed the vibe check
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This ain't even cringe though
Ahh... we meet again salesman from some weird travelling game who ended up in RDR
Thank you salesman. It was nice meeting you
@@kakasangi7657 DUTCH
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AYOO WHAT?? Pushing it with the song bruh
Lol that’s funny!
"Don't you run from me you lil..." "My lawyer has advised not to finish the rest of the sentence."
Bro I literally had this experience in our mall, I literally saw the guy starting the video. And the second he looked at me and started walking towards me... I ran like there was no tomorrow.
I "literally" think you're lying, and I'm "literally" confused as to what compelled you to share this BS 😂
Bro the Amazon chains to good😂
The song is so perfect for this.
And why do you think that is 💀
This video is perfect In so many ways
I love this song so much I hope my parents didn't see me because i was doing a live show🙂😎😎🤣
His face 🤣😭
Oh come on...why did you have to censor it? 🤣🤣
Cause it will offend around 5-78k people watching this
Man is so respectful he blurred the n words
Or, you know, wear whatever makes you happy. Just do t run around claiming it to be something it isn't.
"this. rock. expensive."
Diamonds are for cavemen
This might be one of the best YT Shorts videos
Everyone with fake jewelery would quickly run from this man whenever they spot him 🏃♀️💨
The sound is perfect
Caught in *DIAMOND TESTER*
BRO IM WATCHING THIS VID WHILE MY AMAZON CHAIN IS LITERALLY ON ITS WAY😭💀
At least he’s respectful 🥳😬🤷🏽♀️
I know the long pauses are so there's no n word but it just makes it 10 times funnier
The music tho- 🤣
Man be running faster than purple guy from all the animatronics
This song fits really well
Blud looks like he owns Tiktok 💀💀💀
i got real and fake but i somehow always get cought when im wearing a fake one.
He really went: NIGERANDAYO SMOKEYYYY
Lmao this is gold.
Or plastic.
Or plastic.
Lmfao tha chase is hella funny
*TESTER ASSAULT INCOMING*
Stop run, get test
Amazon is crazy 😂😂
I HAVE FOUND YOU... DONT YOU RUN FROM ME LITTLE N... 😂😂😂 bro didn't want kids to hear it
someone got their diamonds tested at school and ima be honest with you, i never knew anyone could run that fast
*don’t ur from me u lil nigaa * had me laughing
Thanks for making kid friendly music
The guy with the diamond tester be like: why are you running, WHY ARE YOU RUNNING
Oh god he even has the accurate diamond tester!
Gatekeeper of jewellery over here guys.
Nah there has to be a version with the explicit song I NEED DAT
“When you see the teenage guys holding their phone like a microphone and holding a 30 dollar diamond tester at the mall”
Tester: ICEEE
Stranger: bro this my grandmas body wyd
Censoring the n-words from the song just makes this whole thing so much funnier
LMAO I LOVE THIS I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS AND THE FACT THAT I KNOW THE LYRICS THAT GETS BLURED OUT MAKES IT BETTER
I’m not gonna lie that’s great
This song is way better than the “oh no oh no oh no no no no no” damn song! Thx!
The fear on his face 🤣
Using the clean version of that song saved his whole career 😂
I have found you.... Don't you run from me Lil...
BRO IM DEAD
That’s why I don’t we’re my Amazon diamonds
I can't stop watching this.. 😂
“Why are you running?! Why are you running?!”
Comedic duo 😂😂
Besides the story, I love the song when they wiped out the n lol 😂
Song goes soooooo good with it👌👌👌
"Oh my oh my i have found u"
That was accurate.
Lol watched it more than a 100 times alreadyy