I would gladly treat Lucy Tightbox to Applebee's bottomless boneless wings. I would only make her pay for her drinks, not the food. I am a man of class.
Whaaaat! She deserves a Chinese buffet at least! Give that tight box some options! She’s pickin up the tab though if I’m driving, gas prices are still up. 👍🏼
Especially with this video in mind, John reminds me of Chris-chan. They both make these goofy, catroony "call out" style videos claiming that they have secret info (which are actually just trolls feeding bullshit to laugh at them for)
01:45 It's pathetic but also kind of cute the way John thinks everyone else is as whacked out as he is. Like a 1st grader threatening his teacher saying he's going to call the teacher's parents and make sure the teacher will not be allowed to play Xbox for the entire weekend.
That's one of his biggest shortcomings: He genuinely believes he's not only in step with his 'peers', but actually above them. He considers himself a professional musician, but can't tell his guitar is badly out of tune when he strums one the most commonly used chords in popular music. He believes his has a 99.9th percentile IQ, but can't use Google. His ability for self-deception is nothing short of amazing.
Just when you think he can’t be any more pathetic, and I mean PATHETIC, he throws in the mob ties!! It’s hilarious. It’s fkn absolute bat shit hilarity. What person EVER, in the history of the mob or even being affiliated with the mob would ever admit that, AND on a public forum. This is exactly what a junior high kid would do, he legit is operating on a home-room junior high douche level!
John played guitar for Stink Floyd, which is a tribute to Pink Floyd, but sang offkey and out of tune. It is designed to be listened to after doing enough drugs that you can no longer hear, and being unconscious from overdose. It sounds great when you are having o.d. drug dreams
I’m a guitar player with 36 yrs of professional experience no matter how low your voice is you can tune down a half step like Hendrix, SRV, EVH or Open G like Keith Richard but the difference is that you need to tune up. So point being is John is just being a slacker by not being in tune. No excuse’s it’s a beautiful instrument that needs some tlc to sound good. There was a reason why my old friend Bill Titus was his lead guitarist. 😂
I’ve said this before,there has never been nor will there ever be one person in this world who said “I wish I never messed with John”. No one is afraid of him in any way
I had to take a break from both for a few months. I'm from Rochester and left 16 years ago because it's a shit hole. I can't even talk to my siblings because of our accent. Karl is the epitome of the Rochester dialect and while I enjoy his content, listening to him talk for too long triggers my fight or flight response.
I’m surprised Lady K was still on the internet after that verbal beat down. I would suggest calling him The Comeback Kid but he’d probably get sued by Corey Feldman
I think John is so violently obsessed with Karl because Karl is everything that John has fucked himself out of in life. It's all just pure, unbridled jealousy. Karl has good friends, a self made popular show and loyal fanbase, a great income, nice wife, two homes, and more. All John can do is seethe because Karl is living proof that John did EVERY. SINGLE. THING. in life completely wrong. Even his past celebrity fame is worthless.
He's from Rochester, he most likely did. That or visits black tranny prostitutes. That's why I left Rochester 16 years ago, I didn't want to turn into one of them.
People call Shuli Dues Payer because Shuli constantly claimed he payed his dues, rising in the ranks of comedy despite being a terrible comedian. It’s like “Leave it alone” with opie
He holds grudges against everybody, even trolls! 😂 Is he going to make ppl pay for this “new show”? I just hope we get to see him in his brothers suit again… this Love/Hate relationship between The Dabbler & Karl Hamburger is great I hope we can get a live stream of them having a beer together at the bar.
Hilarious how NOW he wants to do the Squeegee but in Karl's gross Cape Coral house. Last month when Vince came up with the idea he didnt want to do it. HYPOCRITE!
I have to disagree with Karl when he said t”That was the worst song anyone has ever heard.” To quote Kip from Napoleon Dynamite “Like anyone can even know that”😂
Stuttering John is the kid in 2nd Grade with DOWNS SYNDROME who gets voted CLASS PRESIDENT by his class because the teacher FORCED them to..to build his SELF ESTEEM..but who then takes his "OFFICE" so SERIOUSLY that he starts ORDERING other kids around & eventually gets BEAT UP & DETHRONED 👑👑🤣🤣
I don’t like that analogy. Stuttering John always worked hard & never had anything handed to him. He had to go through a rigorous interviewing process proving how multitalented & qualified he was before Howard Stern decided to hire him
Just throwing this out there, John hasnt ment snaggletooth this whole time. He has ment sabertoothed, hence the picture of Karl at the end of WDTP video.
His Rochester gig is going to be a humorless nightmare. He’s just not going to put any effort into it and he’ll blame everyone for its failure. Quick cash grab is all it is for him.
It's like a player who was useful in a certain system who is lost at sea when the dynamic changes. Howard knew as sure as the sun would come up that without that specific chemistry of that show, this guy had a 0% shot at making it in show business. He simply isn't funny. And not just that, but he's nowhere fkn close.
@HansDester Ha! Okay. I mean, don't get me wrong - upstate NY is beautiful in the summer (along with Vermont, NH & Maine) - but if I had the option of not being there for the winter, I'm not gonna be there.
@daviddedominici1705 If he's leaving the tri-city area and actually going to the beautiful places, then yeah. But Rochester isn't beautiful. I bet it had more to do with work than anything else, if it's true.
Karl, he's not speaking 'Mexican' he's trying to speak Spanish. I don't think there is any such language as 'Mexican', although I've been wrong before, it wouldn't be out of character
Although Stuttering Juan is using the word "Perra"(Peh-Rah) correctly, Puerto Ricans doesn't normally use that word. Most will say "Puta"(Poo-Tah) For Bitch/Whore.
“You have no idea what can of worms you’ve got yourself into”
It’s amazing that John can never say a figure of speech properly😂
It’s his most unbelievably “movie character” like trait. Like how is he a real person
Protest too doth thy must......uhhhhhhhhh, you know!
This is another fine mess you've kerfuffled into my underpants!
He's a real-life Biff Tannen. I would bet that he has unironically said "Make like a tree and get out of here!" in his life.
"She loved to rub noses with the rich and famous..."
John, what did you do with the money?
What money?
The money your parents gave you for guitar lessons...
Lol!
A legendary Stern reference, if I've ever heard one.
I would gladly treat Lucy Tightbox to Applebee's bottomless boneless wings. I would only make her pay for her drinks, not the food. I am a man of class.
Whaaaat! She deserves a Chinese buffet at least! Give that tight box some options! She’s pickin up the tab though if I’m driving, gas prices are still up. 👍🏼
Ms. Tightbox 😁 needs a bigger thumbnail. 😎😍
John's fantasy world is the most entertaining thing to hit the internet in years
Especially with this video in mind, John reminds me of Chris-chan. They both make these goofy, catroony "call out" style videos claiming that they have secret info (which are actually just trolls feeding bullshit to laugh at them for)
I haven't seen anyone wipe their nose like a cartoon character, like John does, since I was in elementary school
This is getting rough, how will we ever actually know when john develops full blown dementia?
I think we arrived there a few years back…
John figured a way to do even LESS research( is that even possible) he will sit and read Twitter to his audience! Brilliant
01:45 It's pathetic but also kind of cute the way John thinks everyone else is as whacked out as he is. Like a 1st grader threatening his teacher saying he's going to call the teacher's parents and make sure the teacher will not be allowed to play Xbox for the entire weekend.
He definitely has the mind of a child.
That's one of his biggest shortcomings: He genuinely believes he's not only in step with his 'peers', but actually above them. He considers himself a professional musician, but can't tell his guitar is badly out of tune when he strums one the most commonly used chords in popular music. He believes his has a 99.9th percentile IQ, but can't use Google.
His ability for self-deception is nothing short of amazing.
Just when you think he can’t be any more pathetic, and I mean PATHETIC, he throws in the mob ties!! It’s hilarious. It’s fkn absolute bat shit hilarity. What person EVER, in the history of the mob or even being affiliated with the mob would ever admit that, AND on a public forum. This is exactly what a junior high kid would do, he legit is operating on a home-room junior high douche level!
He's quite ambidextrous, wiping snot with both hands.
John has a myriad of dextrosity.
Hah! You guys speeding up John's singing was 100 times more listenable than regular speed John's signing.
Good old nightcore
hell would be stuttering john being the only podcast you could watch.
"Karla, you've fucked with the wrong can of worms!"
John played guitar for Stink Floyd, which is a tribute to Pink Floyd, but sang offkey and out of tune.
It is designed to be listened to after doing enough drugs that you can no longer hear, and being unconscious from overdose. It sounds great when you are having o.d. drug dreams
Ah yes, avant tarde
😂😂😂😂
I was curious. I know he was out of tune, but is it to go with his low voice.
I’m a guitar player with 36 yrs of professional experience no matter how low your voice is you can tune down a half step like Hendrix, SRV, EVH or Open G like Keith Richard but the difference is that you need to tune up. So point being is John is just being a slacker by not being in tune. No excuse’s it’s a beautiful instrument that needs some tlc to sound good. There was a reason why my old friend Bill Titus was his lead guitarist. 😂
OMG this is the funniest episode since the fake OJ episode. 😂
Didn't StuJo take an IQ test when the entire Stern staff took them as a bit?
Gotta quote Rev. “his guitar actually weeps”
Karl is podcasting with a hot chick and a group of friends.
John is podcasting with people who abuse him in chat.
Clearly John is winning.
There's a girl present?
@@HansDester I assume her mic is cut off and it's just a really long bit.
@@BobDobalina242 that would make sense, Opie style!
It's amazing what a lifetime of alcoholism does to a person.
“cUz I’m GuNnA sHoW yOu DoZe DMs!” 😂😂😂
24:57 John’s so dumb he’d probably throw sh!t on the walls on day 1, then live in it for another 29.
@9:33 HOLY CRAP that made me laugh so hard that everyone on my jobsite heard and thinks I lost my mind. Awesome!!
The high pitch chipmunk noise?
Are you 5?
@DestindKnee 4 actually, I had to use spell check for everything cause I can't sound out stuff so well yet
@@TJtheINsomNiac why not ask your parents? Did they abandon you or something?
@DestindKnee yeah, but I have yet to process the lifetime of pain and sadness that you clearly have
@@DestindKneeYour favorite
I’ve said this before,there has never been nor will there ever be one person in this world who said “I wish I never messed with John”. No one is afraid of him in any way
After Shuli takes down hummus, he's going after falafel, dirty schnitzel, turducken and food sold a 711.
John is a pussee. He might clean boots and cars for a mob guy. That’s the most he could be connected.
He met the Gotti's during that lame movie about their dad. John Gotti Jr told him to STFU when SJ claimed they wer 'buds".
I am addicted to WATP and SJ!
I had to take a break from both for a few months. I'm from Rochester and left 16 years ago because it's a shit hole. I can't even talk to my siblings because of our accent. Karl is the epitome of the Rochester dialect and while I enjoy his content, listening to him talk for too long triggers my fight or flight response.
You're addicted to WATP, like how john is addicted to alcohol.
That makes 2 of us…it’s pretty epic 😂
I’m surprised Lady K was still on the internet after that verbal beat down. I would suggest calling him The Comeback Kid but he’d probably get sued by Corey Feldman
I think John is so violently obsessed with Karl because Karl is everything that John has fucked himself out of in life. It's all just pure, unbridled jealousy.
Karl has good friends, a self made popular show and loyal fanbase, a great income, nice wife, two homes, and more.
All John can do is seethe because Karl is living proof that John did EVERY. SINGLE. THING. in life completely wrong. Even his past celebrity fame is worthless.
30:38 - This is an all-time moment
It would be hilarious to find out that Karl actually physically abused all his exes😂😂😂😂😂
It would be a real heel turn
He's from Rochester, he most likely did. That or visits black tranny prostitutes. That's why I left Rochester 16 years ago, I didn't want to turn into one of them.
Karl knows no one listens to John so if John actually had something on Karl ever, Karl just wouldn’t include it in the clip lol
People call Shuli Dues Payer because Shuli constantly claimed he payed his dues, rising in the ranks of comedy despite being a terrible comedian. It’s like “Leave it alone” with opie
NEVER stop
The only shocking thing John has is the fruit platter from his hotel room last month
He’s a VIP at MGM..all he had to do was open an online gambling account 😂
Dr. Joey C has assured him it's safe to eat.
John blocked me on Twitter. Is there anyone left
He holds grudges against everybody, even trolls! 😂 Is he going to make ppl pay for this “new show”? I just hope we get to see him in his brothers suit again… this Love/Hate relationship between The Dabbler & Karl Hamburger is great I hope we can get a live stream of them having a beer together at the bar.
John also claimed he's better than Fred Norris oh...and also Mick Mars. Seriously.
Karl you are obsessed with him. To prove it we are going to post 20 photos of you over the next 48 hours.
I have an idea for a new show: it's going to be just me living my daily life in my wheelchair. Im calling it Wheelchair Wednesday
I think that would only work if you ditch the wheelchair.
TBF, the Isotopes really do suck.
The Ballad of Stuttering John
When he did the uh thing, I was playing Empire, Total War. After every few minutes, I kept checking over to see if my TV had froze.
I'm with John on those pics of Karla! What a dork!
That 4X speed mixed with SJ’s “uuuuggghhhh”
Kinda sounds like he has auto-tune ……
I don’t have any 🧦-puppets !!!!!!
Juan trying to clown Karl for renting his home for 6k proves he has no financial education and will always be broke.
160+ mensa member IQ everyone
Tss tss this guy is pretty fuckin funny. His beige pants! Fuckin homerun Melendez.
I can't believe no one brought up the fact that John named his new show Twitter Tuesday...right after Twitter changed its name to X.
He didn't get the "Lily's Homeless" username on the 'proudest moment' supachat!😂
Hilarious how NOW he wants to do the Squeegee but in Karl's gross Cape Coral house. Last month when Vince came up with the idea he didnt want to do it. HYPOCRITE!
Awesome!
“YOU ARE MY PEAR”
-Stuttering Juan Melendez
John is the complete package, no on screen presence, complete lack of comedic and musical talent.
I have to disagree with Karl when he said t”That was the worst song anyone has ever heard.” To quote Kip from Napoleon Dynamite “Like anyone can even know that”😂
09:55 "Now That's What I Call Snot Vol. 1" Order now!
Johns acoustic work sounds like that Charlie Manson album
Thank you fellas for the great service to mankind.
KgfromAZ
39:20 "cool me"
My parody song goes : "lady k , is the best at ripping on SJ. ".
Lucy loosebox is doing such a great job.
Stuttering John is the kid in 2nd Grade with DOWNS SYNDROME who gets voted CLASS PRESIDENT by his class because the teacher FORCED them to..to build his SELF ESTEEM..but who then takes his
"OFFICE" so SERIOUSLY that he starts ORDERING other kids around & eventually gets BEAT UP & DETHRONED
👑👑🤣🤣
Wait so you guys would beat up the retarded kids in class? That's giga-chad level Chad
I don’t like that analogy. Stuttering John always worked hard & never had anything handed to him. He had to go through a rigorous interviewing process proving how multitalented & qualified he was before Howard Stern decided to hire him
@@Jetman41 Nice..🤣🤣
"I'll do the squeegee on ur bed!" is a terrorist threat!😧
John's neighbor whispering to visiting couple. Just so you know, We think the neighbor has Tourette's.
Karl, second time I’ve said this and it’s going to be the last. Lucy and Andy have to be at least your Thursday cohosts, you all are great together.
What exactly is John screeching when he says, “I’m gonna sue you ……”? What’s the whole sentence??
Just throwing this out there, John hasnt ment snaggletooth this whole time. He has ment sabertoothed, hence the picture of Karl at the end of WDTP video.
He's back already? What aan egomaniac!
John..find a Jacuzzi
30:40 😂gtfo i know jays proud
Johns song sounds better in chipmunk mode lol. Why doesmt John go fight hummus.
John said he became a substitute teacher, because who wouldn't want more money. Oh, and his lover for children.
His Rochester gig is going to be a humorless nightmare.
He’s just not going to put any effort into it and he’ll blame everyone for its failure.
Quick cash grab is all it is for him.
There's no way John can have real fans....no way lol.
The best is when he gives a shout-out to a chatter he thinks is his buddy then you see them later on WATP and TSN bashing him relentlessly!
Karl should get a Nobel prize for speeding up that abortion of a song.
Does anyone have the heart to tell John it’s not called twitter anymore? Hasn’t in months
10:10 it actually doesn't sound halfway bad sped up like that lol..
The title of this clip is "Stuttering John Comes At Me Hard!!!", but it's your house he wants to come at
I bet the only Motorhead song he knows is "Ace of Spades."
Karl - you are quick witted and hilarious. I love the channel.
I wonder how his research into Rick is coming? I’m sure he’s gonna bury Melton with it soon.
The most appropriately named thumb nail EVER
Ive never seen anyone celebrate L's the way he does. I wanna see how much more smug he can be when he actually wins something.
Karl is made for this and its pretty great.
It's like a player who was useful in a certain system who is lost at sea when the dynamic changes. Howard knew as sure as the sun would come up that without that specific chemistry of that show, this guy had a 0% shot at making it in show business. He simply isn't funny. And not just that, but he's nowhere fkn close.
Oh we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower!
Karl I do agree you John does not know how to be his friends. I can see why no one wants to be friends with him for a long period of time.
The first note of that guitar hurt me down to my soul…I had to mute it.
John Melendez is NOT a musician.
John sped up or sped down, sounds like the Bee Gees😂
So John's whole idea of a "roast" is just pointing out things that are in the picture.
You forget John is dumb.
Reupload or similar titles?
What’s twitter?
Jawn wins again!!!!! 😂😂😂🤳
Can’t wait for his next album
1:29 - Karl from The Office
I don't know anything about Lucy Tightbox but I can't stop thinkin about her.
He made a new chord. F flat minor diminished seventh, sustained.
Myspace Mondays
Wait, so Karl's doing winters in upstate NY, and summers in Florida? Am I missing something or is that the opposite of what you're supposed to do?
People from Rochester dont have much sense. Just ask me.
@HansDester Ha! Okay. I mean, don't get me wrong - upstate NY is beautiful in the summer (along with Vermont, NH & Maine) - but if I had the option of not being there for the winter, I'm not gonna be there.
@daviddedominici1705 If he's leaving the tri-city area and actually going to the beautiful places, then yeah. But Rochester isn't beautiful. I bet it had more to do with work than anything else, if it's true.
Karl, he's not speaking 'Mexican' he's trying to speak Spanish. I don't think there is any such language as 'Mexican', although I've been wrong before, it wouldn't be out of character
Your oblivious to the inside joke Sperg
Props to Karl for the Dick Masterson glass.
John’s a third grader
Although Stuttering Juan is using the word "Perra"(Peh-Rah) correctly, Puerto Ricans doesn't normally use that word. Most will say "Puta"(Poo-Tah) For Bitch/Whore.