"Let me atleast have some turkey b4 i have to deal with this again"... 😂😂😂😂 best line ever... although there r plenty of laughing stock worthy moments here 😂
Before I got to that part I saw your comment and was sure it was going to come from the defendant haha I wouldn’t have been surprised if he said this at all
Literally no one should represent themselves. Even very experienced lawyers will get an attorney, which you would think would enough to convince idiots like this to at least get a public defender. I seriously want to see how this continues to play out. If this continues to play out this way he is 100% going to jail.
"To begin, i would like to announce a brief summary of the incident that happend ..." Only a few seconds in, and one the attorneys in the back is already shaking his head 🤣 Incredible performance. Painful, but also very entertaining!
An attorney would probably recommend he take a plea deal which would require him to admit guilt. He wants the charges to be completely dismissed. Obviously, that’s not working out the way he’s hoping.
In Us how do you get police to investigate certain angle of the case. I mean is there some legal procedure for the moron to get those medical reports assuming it is relevant through court order
@@siddharthdash8946 Medical reports are priveleged. The party who he wants the medical records of would have to submit them willingly. Assuming it was at all relevant in ANY way🤣
Police CAN get medical records with a warrant/court order in rare limited cases. the patriot act allows the FBI to access privileged medical information with a court order
Bless Mr. Gatti for stepping up trying to offer an off-ramp from the highway to hell that hapless man was on. And bless the judge trying to make things as fair as he can. That was painful to watch… But stupid is as stupid does, he fully deserves all that is headed for him. He qualified with his obstinate refusal to accept good and beneficial advice.
Yeah, the poor guy couldn't sit there and watch the man _HURL_ himself on his own sword right in front of him anymore, and tried to *AT **_LEAST_* tell the poor man that it wasn't a chair!! 😅 He had to be able to tell himself that night that he tried, otherwise he'd never get to sleep running that over and over in his head.
Poor state defense attorneys. They are terribly underfunded and have no choice in who they represent, but are looked upon with disdain even though they are just providing a service that is a right given to everyone under the Constitution. They're really trying their best.
the court is a highly choreographed and runs on an order of operation. at the very least you should know the steps of a court proceeding and the order if you are going to try to represent yourself. honestly the crappiest PD is going to do better than someone with no experience
This is my either my third or fourth time watching this particular clip and every time I realize even more just how much this guy is trying desperately to apply civil procedure to criminal procedure. Hi, just your friendly plaintiff's personal injury paralegal here - civil procedure all the way for me. Dude is wanting to delay everything until ALL discovery is in - that's only in civil cases. We don't even have our first hearings until after all depositions (another civil procedure thing) have been taken, and a Consolidated Pre-Trial Order has been submitted. Only then due we start having calendar calls for jury trial.
I had a buddy (ex buddy now for obv reasons) who got himself jammed up on some serious charges related to his sovcittery, and while he wasn't dumb enough to forego a lawyer, he did force his attorney to offer up a host of hilariously silly defenses every other week. My favourite was the "your courtroom flag has fringes on it, that means this is a military tribunal and therefore null and void...." That poor lawyer looked like he wanted to sink into the floor everytime he had to get up and throw out another "defense" feom the guy. Iirc, he went thru several lawyers before he found one that stuck. The final one didn't take any of his shite, and just went straight to a competency hearing. Lol.
If you are going to represent yourself, which I have done, you need to go and sit in a court to see how things work, and map out how you are going to act, and always wait for the judge to speak, and go from there. The man is winging it, and that is just not the way to go.
I know someone who represented himself and he spent months studying and he won. You can't just show up and wing it. Very few who represent themselves actually do any level of due diligence.
@@lital.5222 Well said. I took a case to court, studied the area around the case, knew the court set up, and won, won on behalf of another, whom solicitors would not touch because it was a case against local government
Oh, the cherry on the top - "I'm writing my email address on this post-it note and placing it here for the defendant to pick up because he said he doesn't want to talk to me ab out the case." Oh, man. That was absolutely hilarious. This dude is frustrating as hell to watch. I appreciate that he's completely lost, which is WHY. YOU. GET. AN. ATTOURNEY. Jesus christ, my dude. I feel a bit sorry for him, but at the same time, he's refusing the help. And this is one of the best judges to have - extremely patient, as long as you're using the resources and doing things as right as you can. I've seen his patience. And this was way more patient than he needed to be.
That guy finally woke up towards the end😂hope he had nice lil nap😂😂 hard to believe how delusional n brainwashed these clowns really are!! They actually believe that make believe script smh. He has absolutely no clue at all what he’s doing n saying! Yes, he needs competency n he thought he could do the word salad bs n made bigger fool out hisself
❤ Judge Simpson! That guy below falling asleep is too funny 😂😂 Denied Denied Denied Denied plus several more..That guy made a complete fool out of hisself!! All sovcits think there lawyers….WRONG never won or will win a case
Judge: "What do you want the Court to do?" Moron: "I want the Court to find on what grounds throughout the Discovery process that I'm guilty of these crimes" He accidentally asked the Court to find him guilty of the crimes he's accused of. This guy is so stupid he makes Sovereign Citizens look like Rhodes Scholars. The rock in my backyard is laughing at how stupid he is.
He actually states that he has the video evidence that he wants suppressed so as not to find him guilty, which is admitting he is guilty, and I think he wanted to bring it to court. This man has lost me, and the patience of the judge is outstanding
I don't know if this guy is innocent or guilty, but I feel that he's hurting himself immeasurably. The courts -- let's face it -- are jealous of their prerogatives and won't help the guy out. He should swallow his pride, or ideology, or whatever it is, and pick up that public defender. Without one, he's likely to lose the case even if he's innocent.
He started out to state he is guilty, and as such wanted the suppression of the video footage because he had not been given his Maranda Rights, which comes after being arrested, not before. This sound like one of those Sovereign Citizen people who claim that the law is not for them
There's things that you can try to do yourself....and then there's things you shouldn't attempt to try on your own. Unless you know law and the court process, representing yourself is a bad idea.
Resisting and Obstructing????? Those aren't real crimes, that's just like disorderly conduct it's a catch all charge when the cops just wants an arrest. He either pissed off a cop, and or bruised the cop's ego. He needs to get a REAL attorney, and he will most likely beat the charges..... 27 year LEO here.
😏Keeping a straight face through this had to have been very painful!😂😂 😒That public defender probably felt like a neurosurgeon watching someone perform their own lobotomy!😨
Just because someone knows what a transmission is doesn't mean they have the knowledge and skill to successively rebuild one. Knowing what the tonsils are doesn't mean they have the the knowledge and skill to successfully remove them. Here he doesn't even know what the terms mean...he is literally just throwing legal words and jargon around that maybe he heard once on TV, or that he Googled last week, and he thinks that this will work.
the judge gave him a full preamble of not-so-subtly explaining that the defendant has no clue what he’s talking about and should get an attorney. so naturally, the defendant decided that he can probably chicken shit his way through a full legal process
Your honor please dismiss all evidence that could incriminate me.
Bingo 😂
Not happening!
Bro when he said what do you want to do today and he said that I almost spit out my drink 😂
@uslegend24 Miranda only applies if the police are going to ask you questions.
I mean it happens when cops don't follow the laws.
What do you want to do today?
"Go home with no charges" 😂
Said EVERY defendant in history!!! 😂😂😂
I mean, he was telling the truth there, at least!!
You can't deny the man he wasn't speaking honestly.... it was dumb, but it was at least honest!! 😅😂
😂😂😂
I mean, you can't deny his honesty. Your honor, motion to not be here. 😂😂😂😂
I have NEVER looked forward to a future video so much in my life. Please upload the update the night of 5 December. 😅😅😅
Still waiting! Reply here if you see it!
@@artexartexartex same here
"Let me atleast have some turkey b4 i have to deal with this again"... 😂😂😂😂 best line ever... although there r plenty of laughing stock worthy moments here 😂
That made me lol hard
Before I got to that part I saw your comment and was sure it was going to come from the defendant haha I wouldn’t have been surprised if he said this at all
There is an old legal saying: HE WHO REPRESENTS HIMSELF IN COURT HAS A FOOL AS A CLIENT. This guy proves that adage well.
And an idiot for a lawyer...
@@rosameryrojas-delcerro1059ahhh I came to comment the idiot part lol
Well, he has the criteria well and truly covered, he's definitely a fool, and an idiot
He who hires a lawyer is down $6K… don’t think these cops making frivolous arrests aren’t considering that.
@@reelcustom6450 don’t commit crimes. As a convicted felon… I have been arrested 0 times for crimes I didn’t commit
The judge: so you choose to be an idiot.
him: yes your honor. With all my heart.
“ just cause you use what seems to be legal words and try to place them in a sentence doesn’t mean that it makes sense “😂
I heard it. You didn't need to type it out in the comments.
@@stephenhollingsworth2530they are just pointing out a part they found funny man have some joy 😭
why don't these fellows watch other sov cits representing themselves
I wonder if he knows just how much he is screwing up trying to represent himself.
clearly doesn't
@@quillclockthey all think there know it all and lawyers 😂 he needs to give it up already
He has no idea. He almost certainly left the court thinking to himself 'nailed it!'.
Literally no one should represent themselves. Even very experienced lawyers will get an attorney, which you would think would enough to convince idiots like this to at least get a public defender.
I seriously want to see how this continues to play out. If this continues to play out this way he is 100% going to jail.
@@infin1ty850 5th of December we will know more hopefully ^^
Dudes name is Daniel Magoo? Of course he's gonna represent himself!🤣
Mr. Magoo lol
I feel called out.
The sweet irony of the name is just delightful, sometimes things really fall into place for themselves.
😂😂😂😂😂
"To begin, i would like to announce a brief summary of the incident that happend ..."
Only a few seconds in, and one the attorneys in the back is already shaking his head 🤣
Incredible performance. Painful, but also very entertaining!
What is so bad about having an attorney??? I don’t get why so many people act like it’s the worst thing on earth.
No kidding, especially in a criminal case where he could go to jail.
An attorney would probably recommend he take a plea deal which would require him to admit guilt. He wants the charges to be completely dismissed. Obviously, that’s not working out the way he’s hoping.
@@carolvfl8355 lol dude is wanting to suppress his own communication with police lol it screams guilt to be fair. He could just plead no contest,
Lawyers are just as crooked as judges if not more
@@carolvfl8355you have to tell your attorney this and if it's not possible he will tell you
PLEASE post the Dec 5th showdown when it finally happens....im so invested in how this is going to go...
competency hearing, if these guys watched all the fails they wouldn't keep representing themselves, at least this guy knows his charges
The word 'great peril' should give him a clue that he is making a bad decision
It's not even me up there and my butthole tightened when the judge said that. 😂
*words
He thought the judge said "Great pearl", as in "you have the Great Pearl Of Wisdom"
LOL at the guy just sleeping in the bottom Zoom window the entire time.
"He appears to be requesting an individual's medical records..."
LOL.
In Us how do you get police to investigate certain angle of the case. I mean is there some legal procedure for the moron to get those medical reports assuming it is relevant through court order
@@siddharthdash8946 Medical reports are priveleged. The party who he wants the medical records of would have to submit them willingly. Assuming it was at all relevant in ANY way🤣
Police CAN get medical records with a warrant/court order in rare limited cases. the patriot act allows the FBI to access privileged medical information with a court order
Mr. Magoo is a fitting name for him.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I heard and cracked up. Like no way this dudes name is actually Mr. Magoo 😂 I’d change that as soon as I turned 18.
Lmao I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that , I was like yeah that’s confirmation of the simulation the levels of irony built into reality
As soon as I heard his name, I paused the video and went straight to the comments.
This stereotyping is a social injustice.
In my defense your honor I am a silly goose.
"Your honor I plead oopsies"
Bless Mr. Gatti for stepping up trying to offer an off-ramp from the highway to hell that hapless man was on.
And bless the judge trying to make things as fair as he can.
That was painful to watch…
But stupid is as stupid does, he fully deserves all that is headed for him. He qualified with his obstinate refusal to accept good and beneficial advice.
Yeah, the poor guy couldn't sit there and watch the man _HURL_ himself on his own sword right in front of him anymore, and tried to *AT **_LEAST_* tell the poor man that it wasn't a chair!! 😅
He had to be able to tell himself that night that he tried, otherwise he'd never get to sleep running that over and over in his head.
Poor state defense attorneys. They are terribly underfunded and have no choice in who they represent, but are looked upon with disdain even though they are just providing a service that is a right given to everyone under the Constitution. They're really trying their best.
Bet he asked one or two lawyers about his case, they told him he's screwed, he didn't like that answer and that's why he's going pro se
the court is a highly choreographed and runs on an order of operation. at the very least you should know the steps of a court proceeding and the order if you are going to try to represent yourself. honestly the crappiest PD is going to do better than someone with no experience
Soooo he thinks that the prosecution and defense are not supposed to communicate???
Right?!?! It floors me he says this countless times about several "videos" he has....not how it works pal lol
Federal Rules of Civil Procedure for a State criminal trial.
LOL.
"Not read my rights prior to being detained."
Yeah, because you hadn't been interrogated yet.
Another genius.
If “a fool for a client” was a person! 😅
Idiot for a lawyer is that guy too..
I really hope this guy's friends see this and NEVER let him live this down
The fact his name is "Mr. Magoo."
LOL.
The attorney back there shaking his head when he said “I’d like to announce a brief summary…..” 😂😂😂😂😂
Me, yelling "Nooooo!" at my phone
My guy really just showed up and told the judge what he wants 😂
edit- 17:39 real time footage of waking up and having the shit I’m in jail moment.
He is just googling and appears to be a little dense
This is my either my third or fourth time watching this particular clip and every time I realize even more just how much this guy is trying desperately to apply civil procedure to criminal procedure. Hi, just your friendly plaintiff's personal injury paralegal here - civil procedure all the way for me.
Dude is wanting to delay everything until ALL discovery is in - that's only in civil cases. We don't even have our first hearings until after all depositions (another civil procedure thing) have been taken, and a Consolidated Pre-Trial Order has been submitted.
Only then due we start having calendar calls for jury trial.
I had a buddy (ex buddy now for obv reasons) who got himself jammed up on some serious charges related to his sovcittery, and while he wasn't dumb enough to forego a lawyer, he did force his attorney to offer up a host of hilariously silly defenses every other week. My favourite was the "your courtroom flag has fringes on it, that means this is a military tribunal and therefore null and void...."
That poor lawyer looked like he wanted to sink into the floor everytime he had to get up and throw out another "defense" feom the guy. Iirc, he went thru several lawyers before he found one that stuck. The final one didn't take any of his shite, and just went straight to a competency hearing. Lol.
@Deletirium good gods.
He thinks this is the people's court or judge judy...not a criminal proceeding.
This is painful. This should not even be legal.
Why not? You ate free in this country even in the right to show just how ignorant you are.
This was painful to watch. Thanks for sharing this.
You sound like a masochist. Lol
If you are going to represent yourself, which I have done, you need to go and sit in a court to see how things work, and map out how you are going to act, and always wait for the judge to speak, and go from there. The man is winging it, and that is just not the way to go.
The way to go is get a lawyer
Right? There are TV channels with court proceedings and plenty of internet resources so that you have an idea of how it all flows.
I know someone who represented himself and he spent months studying and he won. You can't just show up and wing it. Very few who represent themselves actually do any level of due diligence.
@@lital.5222 Well said. I took a case to court, studied the area around the case, knew the court set up, and won, won on behalf of another, whom solicitors would not touch because it was a case against local government
Oh, the cherry on the top - "I'm writing my email address on this post-it note and placing it here for the defendant to pick up because he said he doesn't want to talk to me ab out the case." Oh, man. That was absolutely hilarious.
This dude is frustrating as hell to watch. I appreciate that he's completely lost, which is WHY. YOU. GET. AN. ATTOURNEY. Jesus christ, my dude. I feel a bit sorry for him, but at the same time, he's refusing the help. And this is one of the best judges to have - extremely patient, as long as you're using the resources and doing things as right as you can. I've seen his patience. And this was way more patient than he needed to be.
Whenever I feel stupid, dumb, or of the like... I'll remember this case to cheer myself up.
Oh judge Simpson hates these cases
This man is driving me NUTS
If this mouth breather has graduated anything..he needs to give back it all.
What's wrong with mouth breathers?
18:23 it's come to the point where even the judge is ALMOST giving to
him the legal advice to get an attorney
legalpdf AI fixes this (AI eDiscovery, Legal Research/ Legal Document Drafting). Judge critiques man self-representing.
That guy finally woke up towards the end😂hope he had nice lil nap😂😂 hard to believe how delusional n brainwashed these clowns really are!! They actually believe that make believe script smh. He has absolutely no clue at all what he’s doing n saying! Yes, he needs competency n he thought he could do the word salad bs n made bigger fool out hisself
❤ Judge Simpson! That guy below falling asleep is too funny 😂😂 Denied Denied Denied Denied plus several more..That guy made a complete fool out of hisself!! All sovcits think there lawyers….WRONG never won or will win a case
Judge: "What do you want the Court to do?"
Moron: "I want the Court to find on what grounds throughout the Discovery process that I'm guilty of these crimes"
He accidentally asked the Court to find him guilty of the crimes he's accused of. This guy is so stupid he makes Sovereign Citizens look like Rhodes Scholars. The rock in my backyard is laughing at how stupid he is.
😂😂😂 he wants to "go home with no charges" and "be found guilty" in the same hearing. This HAS to be a joke!!!
@@A-BossWitch He's that sloppy. I'm sure in his mind he sounded very different.
@Ocrilat this video was painfully hilarious. This was youtube gold!!!
He actually states that he has the video evidence that he wants suppressed so as not to find him guilty, which is admitting he is guilty, and I think he wanted to bring it to court. This man has lost me, and the patience of the judge is outstanding
The laughing rock made my day! 😊
😂😂😂 “Probable Cause conference will be-oh, let me at least have some turkey before I have to deal with this again-December 5th.” 😂😂😂
Awww man…can’t wait for Dec to see the outcome! 😂😂😂
I really want to watch the follow up to this please keep us posted!!!!
“A Man that represents himself in Court has a fool for a client, and I your Honor Am that fool” ~Gomez Addams. 😂😂😂
I don't know if this guy is innocent or guilty, but I feel that he's hurting himself immeasurably. The courts -- let's face it -- are jealous of their prerogatives and won't help the guy out. He should swallow his pride, or ideology, or whatever it is, and pick up that public defender. Without one, he's likely to lose the case even if he's innocent.
He started out to state he is guilty, and as such wanted the suppression of the video footage because he had not been given his Maranda Rights, which comes after being arrested, not before. This sound like one of those Sovereign Citizen people who claim that the law is not for them
Judge Simpson and the defender gave Mr. Magoo an out and dude thought he was the guy. That was embarrassing.
Judge Simpson is one of my favorite judges! He tells people how it is no matter what
That public defender behind him even tried to jump in like "bro...I can help you for free" and he still doesn't want any help LOL.
“Let me at least have some turkey before I deal with this again” 😂😂😂
Not even 60 seconds in and its like "bro. Bro get a lawyer. You're making a fool of yourself" lol
I'm so looking forward to the 5th, just came and rewatched this for a chuckle. Hope to see the update ASAP lol.
I respect this guy representing himself. Keep it up
Poor Benjamin, he is very Sleppy😪😪😪🤣🤣🤣
The judge gave him so many attempts to request a lawyer to represent him in court yet he was adamant about representing himself time after time.😂
There's things that you can try to do yourself....and then there's things you shouldn't attempt to try on your own. Unless you know law and the court process, representing yourself is a bad idea.
There should be a penalty for wasting the courts and other peoples time.
"I don't want any help."
Also
"Please help me get through this boilerplate, I don't know anything."
Dunning-Kruger at it´s best
Dude no way he's a real life Mr. Magoo and it just makes too much sense 😂😂😂
His second hearing was yesterday lol. Can we please get a part 2 of this madness? 😂
The audacity of this guy to break the law & then think he could talk his way out of it.
21:15...Looks like the Grim Reaper just entered through the door to put an end to this case. 😛💀
His name is Magoo!!! 🤣🤣🤣 there seriously is a person in this nation with that name! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This mans really said 6:25 “I dont really know, just over here 🤷🏼♂️ representing myself”
He definitely went on chat GBT to get his advice 😂
... Soooooo who's doing the FOIA request for that bodycam?
Resisting and Obstructing????? Those aren't real crimes, that's just like disorderly conduct it's a catch all charge when the cops just wants an arrest. He either pissed off a cop, and or bruised the cop's ego. He needs to get a REAL attorney, and he will most likely beat the charges..... 27 year LEO here.
Even lawyers don’t defend themselves. Ignorance is bliss.🙄
😏Keeping a straight face through this had to have been very painful!😂😂 😒That public defender probably felt like a neurosurgeon watching someone perform their own lobotomy!😨
Mr. Magoo…and
Captain Spalding…lot of comedy references in this guys hearing.lol.This fellow doesn’t have a clue what he’s doing.
Hurray Hurray
“anyone representing himself in court has a fool for a client”
This dude watched two episodes of suits and was like oh I got this
There’s no way his actual name is “Magoo” 💀
That was just a miserable experience. For all of us.
It’s hilarious that he’s blindly bumbling his way through this and his name is literally Mr. Magoo.
Mr. Magoo 😂😂😂😂
This judge got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 everything denied!!!!!
The guy sleeping says it all!!
Just because someone knows what a transmission is doesn't mean they have the knowledge and skill to successively rebuild one. Knowing what the tonsils are doesn't mean they have the the knowledge and skill to successfully remove them. Here he doesn't even know what the terms mean...he is literally just throwing legal words and jargon around that maybe he heard once on TV, or that he Googled last week, and he thinks that this will work.
He’s literally Mr Magoo 😂
Lmao we need to send you for competency was hilarious
Magoo 😅😅😅😅 couldn't have picked a better name for this clown.
His name is, legit, _Magoo??_ 💀💀💀
I get the feeling of a cat playing with a mouse. A little to much arrogance
I love judge Simpson. He kinda reminds me of squidward, in a good way.
When you don't know enough to even know that you don't know… despite being told…
I’m dying to know why this guy is refusing an attorney. I’m sure judge Simpson had a valid reason for not asking.
I thought he was going to say “I wanna go home and have a beer” @ 7:08 😂😂😂
the judge gave him a full preamble of not-so-subtly explaining that the defendant has no clue what he’s talking about and should get an attorney.
so naturally, the defendant decided that he can probably chicken shit his way through a full legal process
Hire a lawyer always. If you can't afford one, accept the Public pretender. Some of them are really good.
That should be an interesting follow up video
Sounds like he wants to hold a deposition of a shirt! 😊😅
“Oh yeah that’s a good way to get this going”
It in fact was not a good way to get anything going in any way
This was painful to watch 😮
The judge should send him for the competency exam, but to an lcsw who will also help him process his reasons for refusing an attorney.
Good luck on Thursday homie. Hope you got some sense knocked into you in the meantime.
This is so painful to watch.