I recently splurged on some ground waygu it wasn't a5 and it was delicious but I absolutely agree that the burger was almost too soft to tell it was even any meat , if I could do it again maybe blend the waygu with some other cuts from an Angus or a kobe.
Haven't heard that since I was in the army, rat fucked to us was when some kit got ransacked and all the good shit was taken out and all the shit was left.
Finding some random new channel off a YT short, proceeding to watch and it being the best content I’ve seen in a while! Laughing my ass off the whole time! Does not get better than that! That poor ground beef underdog. This just made my morning! Off to watch the rest of your videos! Subbed!
I've heard you are only supposed to cook A5 on a diamond skillet and basted with the blood of 1000 Virgins and ate in the company of the exhumed corpse of Queen Elizabeth or it will be shit.
Yeah I watched a video where they cooked a5 to well done and said it tasted basically the same as a regular steak. The magic is when you cook it to medium rare
I'm legitimately in love with this guy lmao God bless his wife! Funny as shit and he can actually cook, like a normal human. Not a 5 star chef's mentality.
I was raised poor but my mom put everything she could into her cooking and her dishes are still some of my favorite things as I am now successful. I've been blessed to have eaten some of the finest foods in the world but there is something special about flavors that take you home. My moms chicken and noodles still ring true as one of my all time favorite dishes!
Thank you for doing this Matty, feel like all these meat guys who are not chefs just try to out expensive each other while.making our mouths water. Stay real, you rule.
I waited until new years to watch this video. It was worth it. Happy New Years everyone I love you all❤️. I wish you peace, love, wealth, prosperity, and abundance all of 2023🙏!!
Sitting in my fucked up kitchen, having a Redbull and just a carrot for breakfast coz I forgot to go grocery shopping before everything closes during the holidays.... watching Matty make a Wagyu burger and thinking to myself "I could fucking do that!" I feel like bathtub-Matty who cooked mac n cheese in his old apartment
Nailed it again. Matty just has a sassy attitude towards good classic cooking. All his meals say, “god dammit, understand the fucking basics and you can make anything fucking enjoyable, for fucks sake it’s not hard you overcomplicating idiots”. Direct quote right there just gotta find it in one of his videos.
Forever now. I'll think cheeseburgers and Matty sucking my soul though my brown eye. Any time anyone has a bad day watch this fucking maniac. I love u Matty!!!!!!
What makes a burger better anyway if u have quality meat everything’s already been done fuck a $15 regular old burger they all worth 5$ with normal fixings some folks outta line
I wonder if they starve matty before these videos. I love that i can hear his mouth beginning to water more and more as he is finishing up his food. A true gem
I recently made burgers from tri-tip because it was actually cheaper than chuck. They were very tasty, but were definitely a softer bite than I'm used to, and not quite the flavor I expected. There's something about the expectations built up from decades of standard chuck burger eating.
Tbh I think I like dry aged over wagyu for steak. Yeah sure wagyu is soft and tender and buttery. But aged just has much more flavour and is still pretty soft.
Tbh I think you should have sous vide the burgers tonight risk losing too much juice for a good tenderness, especially since you made it yourself it’s safe to do
Happy holidays everyone!!! I guess we now call regular burgers, and I quote, “rat fucked” from here on out. Matty’s words, not mine. Thanks for the video Matty!!!!
@matty cheers to your good health dude I hope to see you around and still kicking for a long while to come your personality makes my day. Cheers to this new years. Hope you take care of ya self. 🔱⛰️🏔️👾
I get into this debate a lot. Just because something costs more doesn't mean it's better in all situations. Wagyu has its place, but I'm not making a burger with it, or smoking it in brisket form for 20 hours. Some methods and foods are just equalizers. And I say huzzah for the common ingredients that can still make a damn fine burger or brisket without taking out a second mortgage. Great content as always, Matty!
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Use real cheese!! That kraft BS sucks!! Use Sargento
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Merry Christmas
Thank for the video
I recently splurged on some ground waygu it wasn't a5 and it was delicious but I absolutely agree that the burger was almost too soft to tell it was even any meat , if I could do it again maybe blend the waygu with some other cuts from an Angus or a kobe.
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I love how the bleeps never actually bleep out any cuss words
Yeah Sound guy needs to work on his timing🤣
It's the best 🤣
Kinda Fucking annoying for the editors - easier if it’s not included
Why are we bleeping anymore anyway? If you are old enough to find Matty on RUclips you probably know all the curse words already.
@@BoulderCohandyman lmfao facts
I like how he consistently calls the normal patty "rat fucked" 😅
After the 5th or 6th time every time he said it my brother and I were in stitches 😂
I was always wondering - if swear words can be said, can they be written in comments, or you get you banned for that?
Haven't heard that since I was in the army, rat fucked to us was when some kit got ransacked and all the good shit was taken out and all the shit was left.
Have you bought ground beef from walmart? Its rat fucked for sure
rat fucked is actually the rating like A5
He eats burgers like they're running away 🤣 I'm crying
🤣😂🤣ong he slammed those burgers
Really makes me want one tho LOL
He eating like he doesn’t weigh 300 pounds lol
@@gorilla507___5 i hate how people think that fat people shouldn't be allowed to enjoy food just like everyone else
Looks like he's spent time in prison
Matty nonchalantly putting that kraft single on the A5 wagyu was the best part of this video. That's my kinda chef
That hurt my soul when I saw that
He put the good cheese on it
Good ol slice of American 😂
Good ol "Cheese Product" to pretend I'm eating cheese
good ol government cheese
if you add up both halves, matty ate an entire burger in under thirty seconds. truly inspirational
$501 worth at that!
I love how he said “ima take a bite” and proceeds to crushing that A5 burger 😂
... in like 12 seconds.
The line about punching the closest person in punching distance had me rolling on the floor laughing. Always amazing content. Thanks matty
😭😭😭🤣
nah ong
"Im just gonna take a bite" and every fkn thing that's not attached to the floor or walls vortex down that glory hole. Love it!
Matty eating that búrger like he On a diet and he desperately needed a cheat meal
Matty: "Let me take a bite"
Also Matty: Maps the entire thing!
Matty uploading a video is the greatest Christmas gift I've received today. Love your content sir keep sharing your delicious recipes with world
I haven’t eaten in weeks
Finding some random new channel off a YT short, proceeding to watch and it being the best content I’ve seen in a while! Laughing my ass off the whole time! Does not get better than that! That poor ground beef underdog. This just made my morning! Off to watch the rest of your videos! Subbed!
me too! lol
this just happened to me today, right now
That intro has my soul in its grips. I feel violated yet relieved
"If you see someone stuck in a ditch coz it snowing out, pull over, help them out" - the second most important takeaway from another great Matty vid.
was the mouth full of butthole the first?
$2 burger tastes much better when cooked in $1000 burger fat. C’mon Matty.
Yeah and wagyu tastes worse when it has to touch regular ground beef juice
I’ve heard you’re only supposed to cook A5 Wagyu medium rare since it’s so fatty.
I've heard you are only supposed to cook A5 on a diamond skillet and basted with the blood of 1000 Virgins and ate in the company of the exhumed corpse of Queen Elizabeth or it will be shit.
Yeah I watched a video where they cooked a5 to well done and said it tasted basically the same as a regular steak. The magic is when you cook it to medium rare
@@missionery1 who tf cooks beef to well done?
This is the best cooking show on RUclips. The most original Contant in terms of cooking delivered in the most original way.
I'm legitimately in love with this guy lmao God bless his wife! Funny as shit and he can actually cook, like a normal human. Not a 5 star chef's mentality.
The ultimate mix of Bam Margera and Randy from the Trailer Park Boys in the best possible way 🤘🤘🤘
The subtle touch to make sure the onion didn’t slip out of his mouth is what let’s you know our guy is passionate.
Matty putting a kraft single slice on a wagyu burg killed me
Sittin here wondering what kinda cheese my man was gonna throw on and he pulls out the singles💀
@@Brett3598 this is punishable by death in Japan (probably)
Matty….the siren the world needs. Merry Christmas bud!
May all of our buttholes be so blessed.
I was raised poor but my mom put everything she could into her cooking and her dishes are still some of my favorite things as I am now successful. I've been blessed to have eaten some of the finest foods in the world but there is something special about flavors that take you home. My moms chicken and noodles still ring true as one of my all time favorite dishes!
Thank you for doing this Matty, feel like all these meat guys who are not chefs just try to out expensive each other while.making our mouths water. Stay real, you rule.
Yes matty, thank you so much for shoving food down your throat. True American hero
@@michaelsokolis6376 the word shove doesnt describe what i just witnessed
Matty: "We can't do Just A Dash anymore because we don't have sponsors"
Matty on the new show: "I suck buttholes"
A true review! Love it! Honest, no pretentious “A5 always wins”! Consistency matters!
I waited until new years to watch this video. It was worth it. Happy New Years everyone I love you all❤️. I wish you peace, love, wealth, prosperity, and abundance all of 2023🙏!!
Took one look at this man and i knew for a fact he was a real cook with real skills and flavor
The microphone picking up his eating noises always make these videos, totally worth it
Waking up to a Matty video on Xmas morning.?! Hold on kids, gotta wait till videos over.
4 bites everybody knows the rules!
Sitting in my fucked up kitchen, having a Redbull and just a carrot for breakfast coz I forgot to go grocery shopping before everything closes during the holidays.... watching Matty make a Wagyu burger and thinking to myself "I could fucking do that!"
I feel like bathtub-Matty who cooked mac n cheese in his old apartment
the fact that they bleep but not really never gets old. Whoever came up with that is a BLEfuckingEP genius.
I was really enjoying the image of encountering Matty cooking cheeseburgers on a rock in the high seas until he unveiled what he was gonna do to me..
Nailed it again. Matty just has a sassy attitude towards good classic cooking. All his meals say, “god dammit, understand the fucking basics and you can make anything fucking enjoyable, for fucks sake it’s not hard you overcomplicating idiots”.
Direct quote right there just gotta find it in one of his videos.
I havent laughed this much in weeks.... thanks Matty.
Matty has to be related to James from Donut media
This dude is the shit!!!! How did it take me this long to find this guy???? Get this dude a fucking show!!! 🔥🔥🔥
He had an awesome show on vice like 5 years ago!
Your literally in the comments section of his show.
@@johncollins211 *You're*
Forever now. I'll think cheeseburgers and Matty sucking my soul though my brown eye. Any time anyone has a bad day watch this fucking maniac. I love u Matty!!!!!!
Ngl burgers are so easy to make very good yourself at home I don't really expect much from restaurant burgers anymore xd
Because burgers are so easy to make at home, I expect a very good hamburger if I’m going to pay more than McDonald’s prices.
I make the best burgers at home. Friends of mine won’t get burgers out anymore. They just wait until they come hangout
Yeah... And you can make them as flat or as thicc as you like and even stack as much as you want. Man...
What makes a burger better anyway if u have quality meat everything’s already been done fuck a $15 regular old burger they all worth 5$ with normal fixings some folks outta line
American cheese, thick raw white onion, a gang of pickles and mustard! That's the move, every time.
I wonder if they starve matty before these videos. I love that i can hear his mouth beginning to water more and more as he is finishing up his food. A true gem
Those late bleeps 😂😂😂😂
matty will always be my spirit animal
"Take a 'bite'" then proceeds to eat the whole burger.
I love how the bleeps don't actually cover up anything. Comedic genius in editing. Fucking *bleep* hilarious
Just found this channel and I literally have never seen anyone with such similar humor to my own 😂
You about 10 years late
I love getting that Mahlard effect on my A5 Wagoo
He ate those burgers like he was hiding it from his siblings the way he kept looking around while he was munchin🤣 love the vid tho
0:38 greatest melody ever! I love you Neil Fak!
Wild putting $0.27 worth of processed cheese on top of to $1000 in Wagyu. Matty you madman.
If you put the highest quality cheddar and that and the beef burger I guarantee you the beef would have still been better
did i just watch a slice of American cheese get put on top of an a5 wagyu burger...Matty seriously has balls of steel
Was looking for this comment! Lol so crazy haha
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There's no more appropriate cheese for a burger than American cheese. No exceptions.
$1000 burger with a rat f*(k slice of plastic cheese
uhhhh what better cheese to put on a burger???
The guttural grunting as he ate was my favorite part. I need me a calender with all shots of him eating. This would be amazing
Not a lot of sirens still employ the butthole method. It's controversial, but ya gotta respect Matty for taking that route.
Finally. The only Christmas gift I asked Santa for. A new Matty video
Dude eats a $500 burger in like 90 seconds. Hell yeah Matty.
The first couple minutes of this vid escalated so quickly from mouth to butt stuff. I liked it!!!
I recently made burgers from tri-tip because it was actually cheaper than chuck. They were very tasty, but were definitely a softer bite than I'm used to, and not quite the flavor I expected. There's something about the expectations built up from decades of standard chuck burger eating.
This video is literally of Matty just saying whatever comes to his mind and I am totally here for it. 😂😂😂
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Tbh I think I like dry aged over wagyu for steak. Yeah sure wagyu is soft and tender and buttery. But aged just has much more flavour and is still pretty soft.
finally someone bringing wagyu beef down a peg lets embrace the elementary cafeteria mystery meat. love you Matty have a safe Christmas
OMG Fucking love ya man! Best ever!
Idk if I’m just a grown ass man child or what… but I love how the bad word bleeps come after the word…love it…and I subscribed to your channel my guy…
Man, Matty’s food looks so good, but I’d never eat it the way he handles it.😢
Probably my favorite character in 'the bear' because he's literally just being himself 😅
Tbh I think you should have sous vide the burgers tonight risk losing too much juice for a good tenderness, especially since you made it yourself it’s safe to do
Many comfort foods can’t really be improved upon. The best flavor is the one we remember.
This is the truth we all needed. Cheap beef burgers with Kraft singles Cannot be elevated with A5 Brahhh
I love how when he says fuck the bleep doesn't even come through loud enough to cut out his voice and you still hear him 😂😂😂
PLEASE SIR, do more expensive vs cheap videos!!
Great channel. Thanks for sharing
The PSA that RUclips needed. This is hilarious
"Im gonna take a bite." Devourers that A5 burger in 4 bites 😂
i was gifted your skillet and this upload, its a matty miracle christmas!
My toxic trait is watching Matty during my cardio warmup at the gym for everyone to see.
WAKE UP, PEOPLE!! Matty is the best! Like his shit!
Ten extra points for the Rollins Band shirt!
This is why matty is the best. He doesn’t give a single fuck
Happy holidays everyone!!! I guess we now call regular burgers, and I quote, “rat fucked” from here on out. Matty’s words, not mine. Thanks for the video Matty!!!!
Matty’s T-shirts developed my taste in music, Matty’s jokes developed my humor and Matty’s food developed my taste buds.
"I would punch anyone in punching radius" 😆 🤣 😂
“Lordy Lordy, look who’s 40.” I see Matty watches Silicon Valley.
Best commentary I have ever heard, glorious 🤣
Chef Matty "Shang Tsung" Matheson, at it again, and I'm all for it.
Saw this channel yesterday I can’t believe it took me this long to find this
OMFG I laughed more than I should have💀💀 calling out those B.S content like that is a king behavior
I'm gonna sub because your censor beeps are perfectly utilized.
So the lesson here is buy the rat fuct burger and fry it in waygu tallow. Got it, thx Matty!
Don't care what anyone says. My favorite thing about this video is your Rollins Band shirt! End of the Silence FTW!
lets all try to acknowledge the fact he SHOOK HIS HEAD right when he said that the 2 dollar burger was better 9:44
The way Matty eats is like the way Ron Jeremy F’s….it’s glorious!!
I come here to smile. Works every time.
The thing that makes the video a masterpiece is that he screams over the beeps and you can clearly hear everytime he is cussing lol
@matty cheers to your good health dude I hope to see you around and still kicking for a long while to come your personality makes my day. Cheers to this new years. Hope you take care of ya self. 🔱⛰️🏔️👾
Hellz yeah!! Thsmks for being honest Matty!! Hype don't mean shit.
I get into this debate a lot. Just because something costs more doesn't mean it's better in all situations. Wagyu has its place, but I'm not making a burger with it, or smoking it in brisket form for 20 hours. Some methods and foods are just equalizers. And I say huzzah for the common ingredients that can still make a damn fine burger or brisket without taking out a second mortgage. Great content as always, Matty!
Store bought, rat fucked ground beef 😂 killed me!!!!
Im sure a dollar store burger cooked in 1000 dollar wagyu fat would taste delicious. Hard to compare 😂
Matty starting with sirening the theme to "a cure for wellness"
“Let’s take a bite”
Eats entire burger.
I was just about to comment the same thing 😂
You just got a brand new follower, you are freaking hilarious!!!
First video I’ve ever seen. But you got me. Your like the NSFW version of Josh from Mythical Kitchen and I love it.