Everything Wrong With Blocktales : Demo1
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- Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024
- after a few days of editing, got this one out
please note that this isnt ment to be taken seriously, and i'm completely fine with all the npcs n stuff that i mention in this video!!!
I own none of the music snippets in this video, and rights go to Blocktale's Owner(s).
Game : www.roblox.com...
#roblox
figured i should quickly make a comment on this, just so that people dont get the wrong idea anymore..
this video is SATIRE. this is not actual criticism of blocktales, and if it was, I would specify in the video.
yes, i do acctually like the game. i dont hate any of the npcs n stuff, nitpicks aside.
yes, i now know that some of the information in the video (such as the reasoning for why we're in terry's room) is incorrect. im not going to make a video fixing these, so just enjoy the video for what it is now.
yes, i will (attempt) to make a "Everything Wrong With" video for each demo as they come out.
anyway thanks for the support, and this is my first video to hit 10k views!! super happy on the results for this...
EDIT : EVERYTHING WRONG WITH DEMO 2 IS IN THE WORKS!
I felt like this was obvious enough with the sins counter and the description but i guess not but im glad to here you attempt to make one for every demo
@@Thatreal_guy some of these comments, man
@@acoolbugproductions1936 i suppose they just knew the cinema sins format too well and got the wrong idea
@@acoolbugproductions1936 sthtop dissing BLOX FRUTALES!!! It makes me so mad...😡😡😡🐺🐺 *alpha wolf transformation* oi oi baka...
@@acoolbugproductions1936why are u even saying crap abt block tales bruh it’s a game ofc it’s not like reality
This followed cinema sins so well he even placed sins on good stuff
it's mentioned that you time traveled here to save builderman if I remember correctly, that's why you are in his house.
also the rules are whatever would be funny it's 2010 roblox.
When was it mentioned?
terry at the start@@gonza2504
@@gonza2504literally in the beginning of the game
Wow. That time travel thing really reminds me of another certain game...
10:40
2 bonus sins:
- The bux pickup description references buying badges, but they can only be used for cards.
- Cheeky eagles, when dazed or sleeping are on the floor. Still, they cant be hit by grounded attacks
smart
@@acoolbugproductions1936 also u forgot to talk to the guy at 16:03 after the boss
@@Mayard2its the same dialogue
The bux references paper mario
I think we are forgetting that this is intentionally meant to be goofy
The entire videos a joke
The statue got to him
Satire video, it's like CinemaSins or Charii5
I thought this was gonna be a bad hate video that’s boring and doesn’t make sense but I feel like this just uses it in a humorous way
Same
Yea it's like cinema sins where you expect everything to just be hate but it just ends up as a funny joke video
I love how like 2 people tried to find every hate comment and explain to them what a joke is
Imao
My only flaw with block tales is that it has a like-to-dislike ratio of 98% and not 100%. God those people must be super ragers, trolls, or people that just don’t like RPG games.
Rpg games might suck, but block tales is just impossible to hate unless you're EXTREMELY short tempered and rage really quickly
The reason it has that rating is because of Scott the Woz having a few alt accounts
'Sentence: Paper Mario ripoff'
WELL NO SH*T SHERLOCK IT WAS INSPIRED BY PAPER MARIO
YEAH NO SH#T
probably add a sin to the video for that
sounds like somebody didn't read the description of the video...
And earthbound
Ye, no sh#t
Really captures the cinemasins style, hype
This is a pretty well damn made video that I can tell takes inspiration from Charriii5’s EWW series on various games. It’s also funny as hell and just looking at the title, I knew what I was in for. Great parody and just captures the vibe of those videos.
Another thing: If roadtown was the sunniest part of crossroads, how come the decorations and architecture are all themed around tundra areas? There wouldn’t be snowflake and reindeer patterns in a sunny village, and they couldn’t have just added them since it only happened one night ago.
i think roblox was working on rthro back on 2010 or he just used the same time-travel thing u used to get to blox tales
“THANKS FOR THE DAGGER CLINICALLY INSANE OLD MAN” - a cool bug, 2024
Card from claw machine named I SPY.
It makes a sound one time if you enter in area with BUX, if you close to bux, it sounds an alarm
How did the banished knight "fail the king" and get banished if he's so stronger than all the other knights?
Fr dude
Maybe he got stronger post-banishiment.
@@ThatOneLaerGuyor he just ate them
@@ThatOneLaerGuy he was just filled with DETERMINATION after that.
I LOVE THESE SINS VIDEOS AND SEEING THEM ON ROBLOX IS SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN BUT HERE WE ARE
I would say this is a fair rating tbh, plus some of these are sarcasm [i think] so thats that. Keep up the videos man.
I wasn't expect him to say "put superball in your mou-"
Is no one in the comments realizing that the entire video is a cinema sins reference?
Well no sh*t Sherlock
Trust me guys, this guy is the real cinema sins
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS
0:46
Pretty sure that the demo 3 is coming out this month. Here are some reasons why.
1. Games normally update in October to profit off of Halloween
2. The next chapter is all about spooky, so it would be obvious to release it in the spooky month
3. The reason 3 is the friends we made along the way
i know this is satire but you also missed another one
when Tutorial Terry said "I don't know what ur talkin' about dude, it's 2010." he was wrong about it being 2010 because the studs you clearly see on this game was roblox's modern studs
if it was really 2010 the studs wouldve looked more primitive and had the "R" on it
Congratulations, your comment was referenced in the demo 2 video when talking about studs
idk why i expected the video was going to be a walkthrough of the entire game without any sin counter
i just realized the start of the game could be considered the post-ending of the game (not the demo, the full game)
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH: Everything Wrong With Blocktales: Demo1
(I'm not bringing hate to the creator, I like his content and I'm doing this for fun alright?)
0:00 It's Block Tales, not Blocktales.
1:00 Maybe he's a time traveler too?
1:25 : And both areas are unlocked in future chapters.
2:16 : Booooo!
2:22 : But seriously I agree that card is so loud. Remove a sin! *-1 sin*
2:48 : Do I even need to explain?
3:33 : Jerry-shadowing.
3:43 : Which... you can't do in this game...
4:08 : Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead Getoutofmyhead GETOUTOFMYHEA-
5:39 : Maybe he just likes personal space and doesn't like being disturbed?
5:45 : It's a ROCK. How would you expect a ROCK to move
7:10 : The first "what are the RULES, dammit?" joke.
7:29 : Wait you're telling me you sinned the waterfall clitche at the entrance to the penguin village, and now you wanted THIS to be a secret entrance even though you JUST sinned the last one? At least be consistent with your sins!
7:42 : You just CAN'T get over the fact that they're not selling apple pies anymore even though it was heavily nerfed? Eh it's still a good item anyway.
8:42 : AND the inn door is ALSO the same size of that door. Wait I think I should look for sins instead of wins-
8:59 : Yep you just can't.
9:15 : Did you not notice that eagles come up as an ENEMY literally RIGHT in the next room?
9:45 : T- Then why did you cut the balloons in the first place?!
10:17 : He does know you exist! Just not the specific person! (Wait I don't think that makes sense. Eh whatever add a sin anyway)
10:45 : You broke the cutscene and I'm gonna sin it anyway!
11:03 : Must be a weak dynamite?
11:05 : Must be a strong dynamite? Also another "What are the RULES dammit?" bit.
11:47 : Boooooo!!
12:07 : You lied to him! I know you had no options but I'm sinning it anyway!
12:09 : He must have good hearing or something?
12:57 : Me too. *-1 sin*
13:18 : Maybe he wasn't hired to do that?
13:56 : No sin here, but I just like the energy of GO HOME (muh)
14:07 : Did you seriously just ignored the fact that this guy was RENTING AN ASSISTANT? And on the same note, the RentAnAssistant employees must not have any special suit they wear so this guy mistaked you AS the ASSISTANT? Don't worry I'll sin it for you... On here...
14:27 : I was waiting for one of these! What are the R- Wait what?
14:48 : Just like you find it hardly his fault that he mistaked you as the RentAnAssistant assistant?
16:37 : I agree. Hierarchy systems do suck. Wait I have to sin it now NO-
17:02 : He's not.
VIDEO SIN TALLY: *30*
All Time Sins: *30*
SENTENCE: Where are the RUUUULLLLEESSS dammit?
(Me when I randomly have inspiration in the middle of the night... Don't worry I'll do the same for the Demo 2 video too!)
oh my god these are perfect
i’d pin this if it wernt for the fact that you could only have a single pinned comment
this comment is goated
@@acoolbugproductions1936lol
What's wrong with block tales: too short
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH: Everything Wrong With: Everything Wrong With Blocktales: Demo1
0:00 or nil : The title is Everything Wrong With Blocktales : Demo1, not Everything Wrong With Blocktales: Demo1
2:22 : Remove a sin again!
2:48 : Explain what?
8:42 : Sin for looking for a win!
COMMENT SIN TALLY: 4
All Time Sins: 4
SENTENCE: It Stares Back
I’d you don’t know pies were removed because how powerful those things are of doubling the damage
2:05 Welp, it could just be a security guard who decided to make a funny joke and act like he's a bouncer
God summoning 1m unnamed *BLOCK TALES* players and *40 YEAR OLD OG PLAYERS* just because a random dude is yapping about this object’d art game.
I like the inspiration from Charriii5 with his everything wrong series this episode is pretty good lol nice video
Also I have played block tales before completed all slots now waiting for demo 2 yes I know I’m too good at the game or maybe addicted…
@@BaconPlays320the game is too good
Cooked so hard. Can't wait to see if anyone tries to do an EWW of your EWW. I do like a lot of your points in this video even if most were nitpicks. Also, I'm surprised you didn't include a sin for Terry appearing once you get the shrink card since he happens to know what it is and how to explain to you how to use it.
@@Josiethegamingmew dont worry that’ll be nitpicked in the next video..
@@acoolbugproductions1936 Any plans for nitpicks about the hard mode badge and perhaps the pit? Because I've considered maybe reviewing what I like and dislike about Block Tales and those two usually are first that come to mind. I'm expecting your channel to reach 1k before demo 3 releases. I also really like your style of doing this (which is very similar to Charriii5). Also this is probably just me, but the sin about the apple pies feels a bit unfair to me because it was to fix balancing issues. Apple Pies made the entirety of demo one a joke. But I feel like a rework was necessary instead of them being removed. Sorry for the rant, videos in this style just always excite me.
@@Josiethegamingmew you are completely fine in all of your regaurds!! id thought it’d be funny if i mentioned about how the apple pie went missing after another playthrough of trying to get footage lol
the demo2 video will mostly be going over pre patch stuff, as well as a little bit of hardmode stuff
i dont really consider pit to be a completed part of the game yet so it wont be talked about probably until demo8 comes out (or somewhere around chapter 8? Idk when it’ll ever be completed)
@@acoolbugproductions1936 Honestly fair, I've heard a lot of people complain about Apple pies being taken away. Also, what I meant for the pit was a sin of the boss floors specifically since two of them are absolutely ridiculous. I wish you good luck with your EWW of Demo Two!
NPC’s: exist
a cool bug productions: So you have chosen.. death.
dont mind the little kiddies who cant see satire, this was a work of art!!
“Suddenly, the Simpsons” Got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣
I think you need to add a sin for each soul collected by the sentient statue.
Being able to kill an enemy with a wooden sword makes no sense for some reason
It is like stabbing someone with a stick
The apple pie thing was so funny
when did red and blue be able to be beaten in 1 turn
Bro. At the beginning, Terry said we say Time Travel. Maybe we went back in time and ended back there by accident. -1 sin
C-can It be?
....
....
I feel... cold...
BUT YOU'RE LITERALLY MADE OUT OF ICE
The icedagger made him ice
@@Leva-du1nkSo he was suffering due to the coldness the entire time?
The amount of people hating on this video is insane
Like seriously, if you have at least two brain cells, you can clearly tell that this is a joke video.
I mean, there are a couple of unfair sins here and there but they are only there to reference on what cinema sins does.
I get it, some people may not know who cinema sins is, but still, there are plenty of hints to tell that this video is satire.
Who actually noticed that supreme ant had another pair of arms but smaller
i don't get why half of the sins are inconveniences
This vid is pure gold
WHO LET BRO COOK HE MADE A WHOLE 10 STAR MEAL 🗣🔥🔥🔥
Don’t mind me I’m just gonna eat my popcorn while watching the people who can’t read get mad🍿also I got extra in case anyone wants some aswell
@@bestsqued so true lmao
3:08 also how did they even manage to beat shedletsky, he seems to have at least 200 hp AND THEY JUST DO 2 FREAKING DAMAGE, WITH 6 (or 7 for red) HP
Well the devs confirmed that EVERY major character from EVERY chapters even major chapters jumped him
and shedletsky has 100 hp
Yo when the ant king explodes it because when u reset ur avatar explodes
ITS FOR RETRO
The supreme ant has a noticeable explosion effect & sound, they don't just fall apart like you do
On that note, no one else in block tales falls apart on death.
10:02 bro even added 2 points to the counter
Never let my guy cook😭🙏
My main complaint is I didn’t get anything for catching all the fish ):
What about the badge,you didn't get it
@@Darkthevoid I wanted a card or smthn the badge didn’t feel good enough for how long it took
Yeah I can related to that, but hey more HP and sp to use even tho it doesn't do much
i know this os satire but the dynamite actually makes sense if jim has 6 or more hp since it does 5 dmg (knight has 5 hp)
Why did you have the Power Stab card when you didn't even own a sword? +1 sin
3:50
"Fishing in the ocean is so fun!" 🐟 🎣 🌊😁✨
i love how when he said brawl stars red and blue just floated down
Why is the fire ant thing considered a sin
Bro why isn't it only 4 seconds long? the game is a masterpiece
The rthro is a time traveller probably
the narration on all these wrong moments were awesome. Even when the tone ups came in!
This is pure cinemasins, i like the vibes:)
I love seeing creators take on what Charii and CinemaSins did.. very funny video
4:57 why did you even sin this???
17:02 "Thx for the dagger , clinically insane old man"
03:12 how do we even have the power stab card before we even got the sword??
You have the sword
@@Leva-du1nk what i mean is how do we have the power stab card in terry's room before we beat red n' blue
@@TheLocalToasti hope that we just ate it and pooped it out
16 sin is not just a sin... BUT ALOT OF THEM. Like... why is this guy with children or... whatever they are. Nearly naked, also music and... melee attack. Enough?
Also if they children then the guy is a grown ahh man
There should be a sin for the 4 statues in the pit icl
I feel like the 3rd sin was kinda unfair since the developers are trying to make fun of rthro
HOW DID I NOT REALIZE YOU HAD A CHANNEL
@@Elpoxygon hiii elpoxx
You forgot the "Swords Of Time" in the title.
2:15 yeah who would bring a super ball and sword every where
Fr
7:11 i was waiting for that line
11:27 THERE IT IS AGAIN XDDDDD
you mention time travel at the start and terry says you look weird, its implied you are from the future too, just like that rthro guy
1:01 time traveler lol
1:30 still on 1st demo
3:09 forgot about bombs because you start with 50 tixs
1. Sentient Statue
cinema sins would never 🥲
top ten things wrong with the entirety of block tales:
thanks for watching
I understand the joke now , I read the comments and read the description, don’t get angry, they said it is joke in the description
good video you missed a few stuff but it’s fine
everything wrong with blocktales
thanks for watching
Ahh yes selling bombs without permission is totally legal
NOT THE CINEMASINS BAR AND COUNTERS 😭
wow people don't know what a joke is
9:53 bro was so heartbroken he added two sins instead of one
OH MY GOD I DID
ITS SO OVER THE VIDEO SUCKS SO MUCH
(nice catch though)
he removed a sin after the hypercam 2
4:10 love how every youtuber who covers block tales jokes abt noobador being el primo lmao
Lol brawl stars fans are gonna love that
@@InaudibleDisc they will! I would know bc i am one!
Yooo how’d you get the text font
20 tix for 1 worm is outrageous yeah im ngl 😭you can buy 2 bombs with 20 tix
Gold video hope you do more
adhd version when
7:41
Two Words: Next Update
good video! inspiration from Charriii5's "EWW" series?
Awsome
Hope they fix the sins this game did.
LET GOOOO!
Im pretty sure they are working on the locations the tour guide meant
Lil bro 0:34 forgor the storyline
The story: a player time travels back into 2010 that uses a bed exactly a bed to prevent the horrible tragedy of blackrock
calling him lil bro when it’s just a joke video
Never heard more yapping in my life
you clicked on a cinemasins parody, did you not expect yapping?
@@Leva-du1nk Theres a difference between saying the stupidest shit and attention span.
@@ThePit. He isnt saying the dumbest stuff
@@ThePit. it's a Fucking Parody
@@JoPo-nk8pr "Oh, its a parody! It makes it instantly funny and very original!" Thats not how it works.
More like every time he talks it goes up by one and 59? That is a lot of yapping
1:04 eh its best not to think abt it
(Btw can u cover chapter 2 now that its out?)
bro these guys have never watched any video thats not roblox in their lifes
Cant tell if this is ragebait or valid citisism.
It's a joke video not to be taken seriously as stated in the description also it is inspired by cinemasins and charriii5
@@Thatreal_guy ight thx