Marble Hornets answers WikiHow Articles
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- Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2018
- Don't take these jokes seriously plz lmao
Sorry if this is too short, but I might do another one if yall enjoyed this one. Also, I'm gonna do MH as vines part 2 as well so stay tuned for this stupid content ;)
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I do not own any of these clips, they all belong to the Marble Hornets creators (Troy, Joseph, Tim). 
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How to Breathe: *Footage of Tim coughing up blood*
Hippity hoppity your idea is now my property
How to not be creepy:
Don't do what Tim is doing.
I mean it worked out for him
i mean, all his friends died.
i wouldnt really say it worked out for him-
"How to stop being jealous"
*sO wHo EvEn Is JeSsIcA?!*
You forgot the hUh
- hUh???22?2?2?2?2
IM DYING-
PLS
0:23 omg out of context it does sound like Tim is being jealous of Jessica getting Jay's attention XD
I showed my friend Entry 86 with no context and they thought it was a porno.
LMAO. Show them entry #69 that scene where Jay trips and falls into the hole but with no image, just the sound. I dare ya xx
XD
Oh, well then
GabesGuizi, I showed my friend they tried hanging themselves with a rubber string. I still have the pic XD LMAO
Now I'm watching #86 and I'm fücking dying 😂
“How to express your feelings to the one you love”
*deceased*
I wonder how people who haven't seen MH would react to this.
I've only seen up to entry 15, so-
Idk imma fine out...I'll update this when I find out.
I think they will be concerned, scared, and interested(if they like criminal minds)
I remember watching this before I got into Marble Hornets, and basically I was like "👁👄👁 huh, I know flannel guy got them daddy issues 100%... I'm intrigued"
@@dersedreamer4636 flannel shirt = daddy issues
LMAOO this is the funniest thing I've read from someone who hasn't watched mh
When brian/hoodie fell from the window I wasn't happy (just saying brian/hoodie is my favorite marble hornets actor or character)
Brain ;-; you mean brian
@@user-rp5vo9pg3v i fixed i dont know how to spell o-o
@@ramirez1555 oof it ok
It made me cry once I watched it. ;(
aaa yes he’s a good boi
"I'm just gonna stars off into the distance like I don't care"
My life right now
0:42
Ya better watch out
*Ya better watch out*
*YA BETTER WATCH OUT*
"How to be happy"
"Watch Marble Hornets"
Me: *cries in emotionalness and paranoia*
How to be a good director:
*YoU bRoUgHt YoUr DoG!?!?*
*someone should really make a 1 or 10 hour loop of Alex saying you brought your dog*
Or a song-
@@Alcor-wf8gc You brought your dog when you weren’t supposed to~
@@Alcor-wf8gc So I’ll kill it with da keys
Or maybe a gun-
You brought your doggg
How to not be creepy: Do the opposite of Tim
How to be creepy: Do exactly what Tim is doing
How to be depressed: Watch marble hornets
How to be emotionless: Watch marble hornets
How to be happy: Watch marble hornets
How to know what to do if something like this happens to you: Watch marble hornets
1:01
OH
OH DAMN
OH
O H
Edit: I feel like I was the only one who was low-key scared of entry #65, it just brought that intensity
how to deal with impossible people?
*shows a clip of Alex kralies death*
how to get what you want
*locks Alexs keys in the car*
how to light a candle
*Alex burns the house down*
People pray for god.
*We pray for this*
I can’t tell if the “How to be calm” thing is directed towards the line
“You brought your dog!”
Or
“Alex! Calm down!”
I’d just like you to know that closed captions categorized “how to deal with impossible people”’s distorted screams of terror -and death- as [music]. Okay bye love this btw ❤︎
Because every mh fan loved alex death so it is technically music
marble hornets has the answers to everything
YOu BrOuGhT YoUR DoG - Alex Kralie 2009
I started to laugh when it keep saying "YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG"
I didn't know how much I needed this master piece but I did
0:49
Me tho
Me too. I always feel like I am falling.
Edgy
How to light a candle... It's just Alex lighting the house on fire
"How to be happy"
Watch MArble Hornets
"How to be emotionless"
Watch MArble Hornets
"How to breathe"
Watch Marble Hornets
Me: *WHEEZE *
1:57 DEAD
"How to be CALM"
*YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG!*
Me: Well if that is calm then I guess I am never calm then lol
Edit: I just realized my boy best friend was wearing the exact shirt as Tim i n the "you brought your dog" clip. Imma show him this and he will most likely slap me XD
YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG!?
The struggle of watching this at 10:35 at night, trying not to wake up the entire fricking house in the process
Use earphones duh -_-
@@therandom1315 At the time of this I broke my earphones XD
Edit: Also intense laughing exists.
@@internetdork1939 Ok, instead of watching videos on RUclips why didn't you sleep then? Also i know you will say that you wanted to watch this video and then go to sleep or something like that, but you could use the see later option and watch it the next day.
@@therandom1315 I don’t know either, this was posted a year ago XD
I don’t really watch video’s at night anymore. I watch streamers instead lol
@@internetdork1939 lmao
"YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG."
THAT WAS SO WHOLESOME. 🤣🤣🤣
And suddenly you feel like you're falling off of your bed while you're in it..
0:49
I haven’t even watched marble hornets yet I’m just trying to cheat my way around it by watching vines and videos like this-
Did ya ever watch it?
@@Mrwilliamoberman I’m to scared to
@@bluezie4019 dw its not very scary. I believe in you! If u can them tell me how it is! If not then maybe i can *spoil?* it for you?
@@Mrwilliamoberman you’re very kind I’ll start watching it today thank you for believing in me
@@bluezie4019 thanks and no problem! I like making new friends and helping people out :)
This is *yes*
Wait which entry was the last one again? Jay trying to comfort Tim gives me life
0:50 Explains everything I need to do it is fall so... just going to get some leaves a flannel and a light to light the leaves on fire after doing the process 10 times.
What entry was this one? I frogot
@@Beniboibenny frogot…
@@Wowza999 bruh I put this 2 months ago
I’m just very amused by frogot
I didn't want to like this but I am weak willed and this is funny
This is the cure for my depression.
How to be happy: Watch Marble Hornets
How to be emotionless: Watch Marble Hornets
How to breathe: Watch Marble Hornets
How to...DIE: Watch Marble Hornets :>
I have a friend who calls me Jay bc the beginning of my name starts with Jay at 0:47 it's creeped me out
1:01 I mean it's still hot if you think about it
,•-•, bro hes ded because of his friend stabbing him
But ya good joke
Questionable but ok
O_O bitch h u h
I will try it I don’t know if it will stay for ever
How to Stop Being Jealous 🤣🤣🤣
"I'm just gonna stare off into the distance like I don't care"
Brian Thomas, some amount of time ago
How to express your emotional pain the healthy way.
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
0:58
... just realized how that scene looks out of context XD
LMAO I never thought about this scene in THAT way 😅
*“I’m just going to stare off into the distance like I don’t care”*
0:42 How to not be creepy:
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH*
I started to Cry when it showed Brian/Hoodie falling- he was my favorite ;-;. Also this video is amazing
How to treat ur dog : U BROUGHT UR DOG~Alex dat bis
"how to take a shower:"
*too soon m8, too soon*
Last three: watch marble hornets
Me: yes
this is **chef's kiss** amazing.
Okay I think this officially is my fav Marble Hornets meme
When it’s says YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG!? All I can think of is the you brought your dog to the wrong neighborhood meme
This is amazing 👏
1:46
Future Jay:I did end up dead
Future Jay: Huh looks like someone did end up dead... Obviously I had to die because I'm an idiot.
Yes
Masky be like : hi jay :3
*Coughing Fit* Accurate
That voice crack tho
How to remind someone they forgot there flashlight
This just came in my recommendations and I truly don’t regret clicking it, this just made my day😂😂
Im sorry i CHOKED at the shower one-
How to breath
Watch marble hornets
I watched Marble Hornets and I am not happy, I have some emotions, and I still can't breathe
What would happen if Wilford Warfstash watched Marble Hornets?
0:59 to anyone who didn't see marble hornets or have a dirty mind thats from entry 86 were tim kills alex
I’m also just gonna stare of into the distance like I don’t care
Honestly if you want to live, JUST WATCH MARBLE HORNETS DAMMIT!!!! you'll even gain a friend (me)
Brian and Jay are really like my spirit animals who have that one friend, who's like Masky lol
Holy shit- He brought his dog...
The beginning
TIMMAN
anyone else have this video memorized after watching it on repeat?
Just Jay brooding
Time to go yeet myself down a hill and scream
Didn’t know I needed to see this but now I know that I did.
I died laughing
Hell yes! This is epic
I am SCREAMING i havent watched the video yet-- but the thumbnail i actually looked up before---
How to not be creepy:
Me :
holy SHIT 0:42
*you brought your dOg*
It always makes my day watching this xDD
Okay I thought the only reason why my device glitched when I watched mh was because it was old. But now I'm on my phone and-argh!
*how to make yourself emotionally numb*
This worked
||jk||
1:12 i should try that
0:49 i feell every now and then
Did you just reply to your own comment
More plz!
This is fabulous
I fucking love this
this is perfection
I just existed out of a game and it said "don't worry, we'll wait for you" and the a few seconds later- "we will wait for you no more"
I'm scared-
What game?
@@GabesGuizi the game is called don't starve
(Idk if I quoted the thing it said exactly, but it said something like that-)
@@chickenwings7116 aah okay, never played it, only heard of it.
@@GabesGuizi it's fun :D
@@chickenwings7116 add me on steam if ya want! guizilin27
YASS QUEEN WE LUV THIS
Well... How to make sad and depressing things into something funny. Then when someone is watching Marble Hornets with you start laughing at points that you shouldn’t be laughing in the first place, cause you remember what this video is and what the answers to the questions are.... And the person your watching with thinks your a complete psychopath...
How to- marble hornets
Aaaaand this is like me and my friends getting high off of BREATHING
2:56 o H b O i S t A l K i N g F i L m S t U d E n T s S u R e I s F u N
I'm dying lmO
I took all of the advice why am I in prison
This had me dying 🤣
Part to pleaseee
This is pretty sus ngl 0:59
Oof