[Gmod] The Birth of the Crackmobile

The cr4©km0bil3 (give me your steam points because that is a meaningless currency): steamcommunity...
I'm not gonna lie, Garry's Mod is a fun game, but I'm not entirely sure it's my cup of tea overall. I've been playing a lot of Payday 2 lately and it's far more fun in a consistent manner, but we'll see. If this gets views, maybe I'll it some more.
Meh.
Anywho a lot of regular gmod players who frequent the workshop got pissed on the day I made this because it had no right to get awards and they didn't understand lmao
YOOOOOOOOO VIDEO'S (1)4:20 THAT WASN'T EVEN INTENTIONAL
#Gmod
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[@Samwiz1]

Hey Peter what are you doing
Crack
What the f-

[@lukeward2309]

First

[@ddt3d617]

Crack moment

[@cateater999]

drugs.

[@NefariousTroller]

i agree

[@joshuaolejasz9590]

ruclips.net/video/oozWzypjmqk/видео.html

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

You've never truly played Garry's Mod until you get killed by someone driving a 1981 Ford F-150 whilst you are Jedi Master Gordon Freeman, who has no glasses and a stare that sees into souls.

[@topminator1667]

You've never truly played gmod untilyou get spawncamped by a lot of watermelons

[@harbingerserenade9569]

THE FORD F-150

[@creepergamerkid8031]

The Ford F-150, can handle anything as long as it isn't the incredible hul-

[@CamTheWarlock]

You also haven’t truly played until it’s you in the car who’s killing Jedi masters, until one of them uses to force to place a nuke in front of your car which you accidentally activate.

[@67Pgame]

​@@topminator1667That is 100 percent true.

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

Fun fact: enabling realistic fall damage makes fall damage realistic

[@solarshard3644]

THE ADVACED CONTROLS MAKE CONTROLS MORE *ADVANCED*

[@Bartholemew_the_cringe]

*WHAT*
*REAL!?*

[@lemons7125]

Fun fact: using cheat means you're billy Michal

[@fireglazedfish.3498]

Tournament idea: the shortstop shove-out, winner gets a collector’s shortstop
It should essentially work as a sumo wrestling contest, where the person who gets knocked out of the ring looses

[@RichardThimble]

Perfect

[@AnnaSue81]

is collectors shortstop even possible? if so, strange prof ks collectors is poggers

[@purtlethetenguin]

@@AnnaSue81 i don’t think u can get a strange collectors version of an item

[@nilIune]

you can use strangifers on collectors items

[@StormTeeVee]

Its steven universe guy holy crap lois

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

So I decided to check out the crackmobile's workshop page.
As of right now; 1522 unique visitors, 853 current subscribers, 158 current favorites, and the second most popular discussion thread is the IRS trying to get Sam to talk about his tax returns.
God I love this community.

[@BlackdragonTheShadow]

And also all of the replies afterwards is just the word NUTS

[@MADATCUTECATS]

"I don't know how to turn"
-Crackhead driving a car in a school zone. 11/12/2021

[@user54363]

Oh no

[@Skelbton]

Those are words I’d never thought I would hear

[@frank8273]

Everytime Sam says "Crackmobile" the Batman intro theme plays in my head

[@Y0SH1P0GG3R]

Nananananana CRACKMAN *picture of trollos*

[@mikethegoo]

TO THE CRACKMOBILE!

[@epicdestroyer223]

i love how he references soundsmiths gmod videos

[@ddt3d617]

Now all we need is the [[KROMER COPTER]]

[@Crazy_Dave_-lv2pu]

I hate you but that’s genius

[@bsdrhyan2199]

No WHE NEED THE SPANTON CHOPPER [[BIG SHOT]]

[@clan_boyd]

Trollos Tank.

[@bat6684]

@@bsdrhyan2199 kromer copter is better imo

[@bsdrhyan2199]

@@bat6684 how we are goin to ger the kromer chopper wit out spanton chopper we dont have crack

[@bluesox2762]

watching during english class, talking about chapter 3 of mice and men and you said the "tell me bout the rabbits, lennie" and i almost lost it

[@thebosstre]

5:46 Plane is thirsty

[@squanguslobotomus7890]

2:20 I have this same memory too. I remember something to do with Kick Butfoeski.

[@ScarlettCaelin]

"We're not going anywhere"
Proceeds to garrys mod physics glitch into three seperate alternate timelines

[@reagansido5823]

Wait you're telling me that poll on which games you should hypothetically play wasn't hypothetical?
We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled.

[@frogonarockonarock]

2:47 I did not expect a reference to a book about prejudice in the great depression in a frickin gmod video

[@sir_sparke]

Ah yes, you wouldn’t know anything about the man who crashed into that tower, would you sam?

[@charliecat757]

Literaly everybody else: hospital
Germany: KRAKENHAUS

[@snow-tq4yp]

First video I saw was the engineer sentry cosmetic one, your vids are mad entertaining.

[@rongoodreau8449]

Same

[@arandomcommenter412]

6:05 yeah fall damage feels a bit odd, one moment you fall off a 30 story building with scratches, the other you fall off a 3 story church and every bone in your body is broken.

[@THE-RETURN-OF-THE-RAT]

Nice to see a new upload. I was feeling down and this made my day

[@trampoline11x]

To me gmod is like a human shaped simulation of dark elder gods doing what ever it is they do. Killing each other, creating all sorts of things.

[@icetide9411]

My school just watched Mice Of Men, and the Lenny death reference was not expected

[@SwagMessiahOfficial]

SAMWIZ PLAYS HOI4 FOR 1500 HOURS, please make a hoi4 vid

[@shanethebrownwolf5575]

Yes to this

[@unknownslovak]

YES

[@haphaxion]

Wait until he finds out the absolute infinity that is the Workshop downloads for this game...

[@1x1boop28]

The only thing that keeps me going back to garrys mod is the addons. I can play half life 2 campaign while haveing COD modern warfare weapons, have halo marine allies, a toy pig, A a minecraft weapon that places blocks, and two dozen different bombs and rockets.

[@wooflakes]

The word Gmod make me happy and the word crack makes me even happier

[@SpringDavid]

"Freddy Fazbear is my spirit animal"
-someone in a scary map
also nice coc-

[@skeletorthebest7204]

I like the references to SoundSniff TF2

[@RickTests]

2:33 i saw the dead guy as a moai

[@sumbuddy4088]

10:35 “when I figure out Garry’s Mod”
But you already have.

[@MewCoYT]

hell yea commentary number 10
is nice

[@gizmosandgadgets5751]

Neat, the video referenced at 2:32 was actually my 2nd recommended video while watching this.

[@rainysunday9664]

This is what chat would've done with their *"infinite wisdom".*

[@sheacorduroy5565]

Wait, you have HOI4?
Do the eggman empire mod, lol.

[@343DeltaSpark]

No, Amogus Luxembourg

[@SwagMessiahOfficial]

Kaiserredux too

[@michielderuyter176]

0:50,Sam, you play hoi4? You have over 1,000 hours on it.

[@hueylong7989]

I wasn't expecting that

[@CaptainApathetic]

@@hueylong7989me either
I want to see him play

[@hamstreak5591]

_Tell me about the rabbits, George._

[@SkeletonBoi-049]

2:17
Ah yes, the settle nod to SoundSmith, very nice

[@someoneunusual7186]

10:13 I mean if you say so, hello everyone, also thx for the shoutout Lul

[@blacklight683]

5-10years later you will look at this and remember good times

[@ElkProductionGaming]

Amazing crackmobile would watch again

[@golden5171]

Loved. hope have more gmods videos

[@PlasmaAsthmaOG]

Well well well, you found me... if you have been paying attention to the stream chat in the beggining, i said i would be here, well, im a man of my word, so, congrats! You have found me!

[@Samwiz1]

Y’know
Having deliberately left that in just to see if it would bear fruit
I was expecting just a little more, and I’m just a little disappointed 🗿

[@thewack1]

yooo let’s go

[@phillippeng1368]

I looked at chat for .2 picoseconds and saw this.
I am extremely disappointed.

[@Calypso-The-Kitsune]

Love the soundsmith gmod references sam

[@jeddyboy1291]

2:45 I love the book of mice and men :D Good book, would recommend.

[@Nexyr]

I use to be a Gmod admin and I can say you're playing pretty much as smart as the majority of the player base.

[@lennylenzenburger]

2:23 Nice Soundsmith refrence

[@The_SteelNerfer]

The Crackmobile will fly next time

[@caingamin2]

I love the constant soundsmith references

[@cowizbeef1402]

the soundsmith references are amazing

[@RJC_Mutant]

This looks like a fun game.

[@MuffinGoop]

Sam, if you want to take more then 10 fall damage enable 'realistic fall damage' the higher you fall the more damage you'll take

[@OlaftheGreat]

I'm pretty sure I saw the Crackmobile in an old Flintstones cartoon

[@derpiestderp325]

0:50 never knew mr. samuel wizard was a gravy baby

[@Softoholic]

Five years of gmod content

[@feintha]

I will gladly pay for more of this

[@crabfolk]

Tip:you can increase your health using some hp items to rocket jump without dying edit: I HAVE MADE CR@CKMOBIL3 2.0 BUT I CANNOT PUBLISH IT it uses a blue cart and hoverballs that is it

[@turtleturtle9120]

Good luck on the finals

[@khaammmm]

1.5 k hours on HOI4. Never figured you for a map gamer

[@michalw0292]

1:23 - that what she said

[@k1llf4nt4]

3:31 WAAAAAAAAH

[@D-S-G.]

This is not the canonical crackmobeil. We all know the canon crackmobeil is three wooden boxes with a fan and on wheels

[@sweetricecakeman8582]

This is the Netflix adaptation

[@EucalyptusHigh]

All the soundmith references 😂

[@johngun4377]

First rule of gmod: Make the most stupid, unusable, half baked creation you can think of

[@ACommonBee.]

TO THE CRACKMOBILE! * batman theme starts but its CRACKMAN *

[@datawizard8194]

This is how "The Spirit of Crackmas" delivers crack

[@pyrobomb3161]

Can't wait to see what mods you put on

[@adventlegofan1611]

Gimic idea jag with a mini: by equipping gunslinger and building a mini sentry but not placing it you can switch to the jag and touch the resupply locker to build a mini with the jag

[@lordwunglerbeckett]

Is that an Audio Artisan reference in my Samwiz1 gmod video? By golly, it really is crackmas

[@tall_prince]

We need more of this

[@Faux_Fox_]

Bro wtf, I thought you were gonna play half-life Miami

[@OlaftheGreat]

so many steam points gone...
worth it

[@thatguybrody4819]

once you garrys mod you never go back.
stupidity creates fun and the sheer stupid that can come from garrys mod creates endless ability for fun.

[@Duna-sol]

I love how half way through they still have not changed there player model and they are both old people

[@spv4711]

My boys just soundsmith and bearded expense fuse together with bearded laugh and noisemaker TF2 stupidity

[@Izayoink_Saccuy]

Samwiz's new vehicle company: crack mobile™️

[@angzarrpsyco]

I WAS ZOOMED IN ON FOR "The Crackmobile"

[@ericvandenavond8748]

2:47
Just finished reading that story for a class.

[@youraveragemedicmain8434]

2:49 I am reading that book in English class (we are on page 10)

[@hoob8328]

Quick! TO THE CRACKMOBILE!

[@mitmatgames604]

My man has put 1.5k hours in hoi4 respect

[@EripmavsDYraid]

Everybody gangsta
Till Sam pulls out the crowbar

[@perrysuth4807]

and thus, concludes the legend of the crac mobil.

[@goodoldarch1358]

Samwiz is my new favorite youtuber now

[@gugovojts2514]

You should do a competition amongst your friends to see which crackmobi- I mean which bad piggies creation is the best

[@jakubiak10i78]

2:31 i think that ,,memory" is i one of garry's mod soundsmith videos ... i think

[@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town]

I usually use Gmod like most people do SFM, it's easier and just as good imo, yeah there's some things sfm can be better for like better graphics and animating but for smol brain people like me who don't have the slightest clue how sfm works Gmod is the perfect thing for you
Or you could do what Sammy did here and just use it as the wacky sandbox world like almost everyone else lol, 10/10 so good I forgot this is a RUclips comment and not a steam review

[@rocky.sroger8855]

I bought this game in 2016 and been playing ever since

[@Dz73zxxx]

Okay there mate, i just wake up, rubbing my eyes, open youtube on mobile, and saw this, and bursted with chuckles
Great morning am havin ay?

[@Eric13257]

this machine is sussy :flushed:

[@shadowforce87]

you've learned how to do most these features in one playthrough, ive played for a few weeks and barely know anything

[@UnsaneMan]

Nice video Soundsmith 2.0
I hope you play with the
O V E R M I N D

[@HyperSonic257]

Gmod: Best enjoy without braincells.
Amazing how this thing is used as both a form of art and animation, and then just as an excuse to become an actual monke.

[@yes9691]

samwiz references soundsmith in this episode

[@maskplayer60]

oh god here we go

[@domeen0gt895]

*shitty distorted 90s batman theme begins playing* CRACK MAN!

[@jaceanator9]

oh boy once you get to the addons

[@corporalcreative9892]

Tonight on Samgear…
(Reply your own memes down below)

[@pythecyberguy9954]

Can't wait 'til Sam finds PAC3 and WIREMOD :3

[@alexanderharrison7421]

Gmod Funny Moments Compilation #44