HISHE Dubs - Justice League (Theatrical Version)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 мар 2021
  • Before we get to embrace Zack Snyder's Justice League, let's go back and revisit the Josstice League with a good ol' HISHE Dubbed Comedy Recap.
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @ketchup016
    @ketchup016 3 года назад +3559

    "Now we can get the planet ready for Darksei- I mean Thano- I mean meeeeee."

    • @anjali-mu1hb
      @anjali-mu1hb 3 года назад +48

      Lol

    • @romelleogema1074
      @romelleogema1074 3 года назад +30

      Lol 😆

    • @starbustergaming5651
      @starbustergaming5651 3 года назад +37

      That part killed me

    • @FlashAsh
      @FlashAsh 3 года назад +27

      @@justplainjosh we will find out in 33 hours 😁

    • @simonbell8801
      @simonbell8801 3 года назад +27

      Darkseid is possibly going to appear in a later movie
      Thanos took a long time before he got to do something that wasn’t sitting in his throne drinking coffee

  • @spooderman6312
    @spooderman6312 3 года назад +2242

    "why does your mouth look weird"
    "oh it could look a lot weirderrrr!"

    • @dakg17
      @dakg17 3 года назад +10

      I just saw you comment on honest trailers

    • @TheGodlyPineapple
      @TheGodlyPineapple 3 года назад +11

      Hello spooderman, fellow watcher of Limenade and stuf

    • @Sagitta62
      @Sagitta62 3 года назад +7

      SuperMan because I have a mustache and the director said to shave it and I said no way

    • @ivantheriddler4873
      @ivantheriddler4873 3 года назад +2

      He’s not wrong

  • @justincholos.balisang6884
    @justincholos.balisang6884 3 года назад +1055

    "I'd rather have the Snyder Cut."
    - Deathstroke
    Greatest line ever.

  • @randomguy2402
    @randomguy2402 3 года назад +1777

    “And Batman let your mother get kicked out of her house”
    “He heeeeey buddy”

    • @theunbeatable728
      @theunbeatable728 3 года назад +32

      You wanna fight with completely different alien

    • @waynedeacon2736
      @waynedeacon2736 3 года назад +22

      @@theunbeatable728 it’s not the cane alien that killed you

    • @gabrielzunzunegui8212
      @gabrielzunzunegui8212 3 года назад +21

      @@waynedeacon2736its a diffrent one

    • @pakspider6482
      @pakspider6482 3 года назад +7

      Batman: Why did Snatched on me
      Because we wanted a fight seen
      Batman:okey
      And a reason why the villain got the box
      Batman:what box
      Mother
      Batman:why did you say that word
      Shut up
      Batman: I'm not shut up I'm batman
      Sometimes I think you have a son because of the dad jokes batman:why did say that word
      Shut up

    • @Grovestreet2625
      @Grovestreet2625 3 года назад +2

      Definately Arnold from predator 😂

  • @pixelparasite829
    @pixelparasite829 3 года назад +2813

    "Don't think about it. The writers clearly didnt."
    😂😂😂

  • @dustini.4302
    @dustini.4302 3 года назад +2237

    Diana: "There was even a Green Lantern."
    Bruce: "Who?"
    Diana: "It's not important."
    Hal: "This is some bull."

  • @bobbyshmert8795
    @bobbyshmert8795 3 года назад +649

    "with these three mother boxes, we can now terraform this planet for darkseid, I mean for Thanos, I mean for meeee!!!"
    LMAOO!! I'm crying

  • @aidencooke6709
    @aidencooke6709 3 года назад +163

    "Don't think about it, the writers clearly didn't."
    That was such a burn, it lit Califorina on fire.

    • @Jakes-Calm
      @Jakes-Calm 2 года назад +2

      So that was the reason of all those wildfires

  • @elaezg1
    @elaezg1 3 года назад +2174

    “Actually I’m gonna quit” one of the most Batman things ever

    • @CGP_Films92
      @CGP_Films92 3 года назад +45

      That part had me dying 😂🤣

    • @Grey11s
      @Grey11s 3 года назад +34

      Wouldn't really blame him.

    • @elaezg1
      @elaezg1 3 года назад +12

      @@Grey11s me neither

    • @mazzi707
      @mazzi707 3 года назад +12

      Why??!
      Batman:because im BATMAANN!!

    • @rlewos27yt28
      @rlewos27yt28 3 года назад +3

      Come ooonn pretty please

  • @user-kv5jk5dg5n
    @user-kv5jk5dg5n 3 года назад +2785

    “We’re gonna use SCIENCE, not some silly wishing stone”... Ouch. It was very funny but... ouch.

    • @chaihill1837
      @chaihill1837 3 года назад +60

      BURN

    • @user-kv5jk5dg5n
      @user-kv5jk5dg5n 3 года назад +66

      @@chaihill1837 it really was a sad romantic ending in the film... But the joke’s funny still) That’s Hishe for you, it’s always funny, even if it’s sad))

    • @AK-zi2rg
      @AK-zi2rg 3 года назад +10

      which show was it referring to ?

    • @one_big_guy8896
      @one_big_guy8896 3 года назад +11

      What movie is this referring to??

    • @harshdeeplamba2632
      @harshdeeplamba2632 3 года назад +64

      @@AK-zi2rg WW1984

  • @kakarottomui
    @kakarottomui 3 года назад +271

    Steppenwolf: "Give me my Mommy Box"
    Diana's Mommy: "NO"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ricardo0954
    @Ricardo0954 2 года назад +109

    When Batman says “Hopeful staring” it always makes me laugh so hard 6:35

  • @peterlyngdoh305
    @peterlyngdoh305 3 года назад +1607

    Steppenwolf screaming like a little girl when he was forced to retreat is the best thing ever

  • @sawsamuelsanhnit6097
    @sawsamuelsanhnit6097 3 года назад +734

    "For Darksi-"
    "I mean for Thano-"
    "I mean for Meeee"
    It had me dying🤣😂🤣😂

  • @sayandeeppal1833
    @sayandeeppal1833 3 года назад +45

    "This is like the 1st Avenger movie where they fight in the beginning .... I wonder who wrote that" ...... Pure Gold!!!!!

  • @uncutguy7008
    @uncutguy7008 3 года назад +76

    Steppenwolf: With these three mummy boxes,
    we can now terraform the planet
    for Darkside-
    I mean, for Thanos-
    I mean, for ME!
    5:30

  • @muslimah523
    @muslimah523 3 года назад +641

    *"We're gonna use SCIENCE. Not some silly wishing stone..."*
    Now that's a lot of damage

    • @justinobuscape7031
      @justinobuscape7031 3 года назад +38

      Yes, it did. But not nearly as much as "it's an good thing there are 2 motherboxes left. It gives us a few years to establish a solid crew to face them.
      D: we only got 1.5 hours.
      B: well, poop, Diana. I guess we'll have to rush some character introductions then!"

    • @RB_1976
      @RB_1976 3 года назад +9

      @@justinobuscape7031 ya 4 hours enough though.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 3 года назад +6

      It’s interesting if Superman’s soul just possesses the Joker

    • @lunaticranger6532
      @lunaticranger6532 3 года назад +4

      Infinity stone reference.

    • @calvyoel1515
      @calvyoel1515 3 года назад +7

      @@lunaticranger6532 pretty sure ww 1984 moreso.. triple funny is how the word science is used..

  • @aaditgupta630
    @aaditgupta630 3 года назад +743

    Diana: "There was even a Green Lantern."
    Bruce: "Who?"
    Diana: "It's not important."
    epic XD

  • @indian_coaster_enthusiast
    @indian_coaster_enthusiast 3 года назад +712

    When you realise HISHE did a better job of replacing superman's mouth than the CG team...

  • @03abhaydeshmukh37
    @03abhaydeshmukh37 3 года назад +84

    This is actually more entertaining than the original theatrical release

    • @omegazero9580
      @omegazero9580 2 года назад +2

      I prefer this one. I believe it could rival Thor Ragnarok comedy in 2017

  • @Khyon521
    @Khyon521 3 года назад +542

    Cyborg: “ I Am Contractually Obligated”
    Flash: 👀

  • @509-ahmedkassem5
    @509-ahmedkassem5 3 года назад +411

    “Cyborg, use your iron man powers and get us out of here”
    Best line I’ve heard today

    • @Sinefilo
      @Sinefilo 3 года назад +18

      *Cyborg fly
      Hey, I didn't mean just you

  • @chaitanya3630
    @chaitanya3630 3 года назад +37

    4:25 ..
    Odin sleepp!
    Oh that pArt was LIT!

  • @amazingmrbill7159
    @amazingmrbill7159 3 года назад +72

    "Hey cyborg use your ironman powers to get us out of here"
    I'm literally dead 😂😂

    • @xdmars21
      @xdmars21 2 года назад +1

      Cyborg: fly's away
      Batman:wait I didn't mean just you

    • @GeoPhe42
      @GeoPhe42 2 года назад +2

      @@xdmars21Flash: Did he just bai-...
      All the other members: NO!!!!
      Aquaman: C'mon dude get with the f***ing programme.

  • @teddyojwang1262
    @teddyojwang1262 3 года назад +679

    Lex Luthor: Wanna have the Legion Of Doom
    Deathstroke: NO, I'd rather have the Snyder Cut

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 года назад +20

      Snyder cut Deathstroke plays Halo. He is the superior version.

    • @muanims
      @muanims 3 года назад +2

      There used to be a plan for a sequel with the legion of doom

    • @dr.r.i.pslinger9161
      @dr.r.i.pslinger9161 3 года назад +4

      Two minutes later darksied shows up
      Darkseid: What Up 😎

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 3 года назад

      Why anyone would want the Snyder Cut is beyond me

    • @coranbaker6401
      @coranbaker6401 3 года назад

      @@_Stormfather
      Well if the recent reviews are anything to go by, it's better than the original, so there's that reason.

  • @Daniel-yj1ss
    @Daniel-yj1ss 3 года назад +1017

    It's like this movie was meant for this HISHE edit.

    • @dominickballistic1873
      @dominickballistic1873 3 года назад +10

      Because it is a funny parody to compared to the snydercut lol

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 3 года назад +6

      Marvel still better than dc

    • @dominickballistic1873
      @dominickballistic1873 3 года назад +11

      @@SparrowIZ bruh who ask plus both are equally great

    • @omegasaiyanuchiha3426
      @omegasaiyanuchiha3426 3 года назад +9

      @@SparrowIZ Marvel is only better in the movies and in the comics they are tied but in animated movies, animated series and games DC murders them

    • @philipdan9461
      @philipdan9461 3 года назад

      It really does🤣🤣

  • @DKDynamic1
    @DKDynamic1 3 года назад +609

    _hopeful staring_
    i thought his superpower was being rich :/

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 2 года назад +22

    5:02 I like the fart sound as Superman takes off!

  • @silvercube1746
    @silvercube1746 3 года назад +726

    Deathstroke: I would rather have the Snyder Cut.
    Me: All of us do.

    • @legiongamerworkbruhben6058
      @legiongamerworkbruhben6058 3 года назад +5

      Sad no justice league 2..:;(

    • @MiracleX19
      @MiracleX19 3 года назад +5

      I watched it last night and I liked it

    • @legiongamerworkbruhben6058
      @legiongamerworkbruhben6058 3 года назад

      @@MiracleX19 still no justice league 2........

    • @spectralquill1810
      @spectralquill1810 3 года назад

      @@legiongamerworkbruhben6058 😑

    • @legiongamerworkbruhben6058
      @legiongamerworkbruhben6058 3 года назад +1

      @@spectralquill1810 .....what are you trying to emphasize? WB isnt the same as many other media companies....many of us waited for justice league 2....if they actually did it b4.....Affleck left the universe... we wouldn't be in this situation....

  • @sagarshrestha2361
    @sagarshrestha2361 3 года назад +645

    "We are gonna use science, not some silly wishing stone."
    😂😂

  • @sparklingdimondmine
    @sparklingdimondmine 3 года назад +36

    Kid: “why is your mouth weird?”
    Superman: “it could be a lot weeeiiirrrddderrr!!!!

    • @pakspider6482
      @pakspider6482 3 года назад +2

      Kid:ahhhhhhhhhhh I'm out Shazam flys away
      Get it because the kid recording the video Shazam

  • @kenjinozomu2995
    @kenjinozomu2995 3 года назад +85

    Stephenwolf with arnold accent is perfect

  • @Badmunky64
    @Badmunky64 3 года назад +391

    I love how you completely omitted that random Russian family.

  • @chaihill1837
    @chaihill1837 3 года назад +419

    “Wow, what are these?”
    “Those are abs.”

    • @paulv5394
      @paulv5394 3 года назад +1

      Sadly, that's the same question my wife would ask 😩.

  • @alexfalton3985
    @alexfalton3985 3 года назад +44

    "Don't think about it. The writers clearly didn't." 🤣

  • @justinsaji3363
    @justinsaji3363 3 года назад +13

    7:00 Oh Lex Luther Got his new moustache.

  • @ralph3224
    @ralph3224 3 года назад +178

    Aquaman: “trident, trident, hair toss!”
    Flash: “running, running, exploding!”
    Batman: “guns, guns, shooting!”

    • @Me-tp6ll
      @Me-tp6ll 3 года назад +16

      Flash : Hentai Pose

  • @cinemaclips6074
    @cinemaclips6074 3 года назад +155

    4:04
    Bruce to Diana: “We’re Gonna Use Science, Not Some Silly Wishing Stone”
    BUURRRNNN!!! 😂

    • @Archipelago-ce6ip
      @Archipelago-ce6ip 3 года назад +4

      Am I the only one who rutted for Diana to punch Bruce for saying what he said?

    • @venupewer4882
      @venupewer4882 3 года назад +1

      Will u explain that please ❤

    • @herowithoutcap6369
      @herowithoutcap6369 3 года назад +2

      @@venupewer4882 Diana in her last movie, used a magical stone to bring back his dead boyfriend... and it didnt go well

  • @DKDynamic1
    @DKDynamic1 3 года назад +1296

    Josstice League is not a movie. It's just spoilers for Zack Snyder's Justice league.

    • @theparanormalboy
      @theparanormalboy 3 года назад +20

      Except for the darkseid and desaad thing

    • @aritradey8334
      @aritradey8334 3 года назад +36

      Literally a "spoiler". As it "spoiled" the whole Justice League movie 😉

    • @theparanormalboy
      @theparanormalboy 3 года назад +3

      Oh yeah lol but I don’t think that’s what he meant

    • @valerian8566
      @valerian8566 3 года назад +6

      Hi Dk dynamic. Great fan of yours

    • @jmnitro7752
      @jmnitro7752 3 года назад +5

      @@aritradey8334 indeed, and the Zack Snyder one filled in little clips to save us

  • @jothancarlvidal8529
    @jothancarlvidal8529 3 года назад +26

    4:09
    "My bat lungs!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @visoredgruntR34
    @visoredgruntR34 3 года назад +337

    Amazon Warrior: "Should we do what Diana did and leave the island and go help?"
    "No"
    Aquaman: "You and your army are going to help too. Right?"
    "NoooOOoo"

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 года назад +15

      What a bunch of Hippocrates

    • @matthewmckee3762
      @matthewmckee3762 3 года назад +10

      @@srstriker6420 I don’t think Amazons or Atlanteans have ever sworn the Hippocratic oath. Otherwise there would be a lot less... y’know... stabbing.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 года назад +1

      @@matthewmckee3762 well they did nothing to help since they have beaten Steppenwolf and his nephew before, which I find it really questionable on that flashback battle because you think they hated the human race?

    • @zatannazatara8405
      @zatannazatara8405 3 года назад +1

      @@srstriker6420 when have they said they hated the human race. I just wanna know.

    • @srstriker6420
      @srstriker6420 3 года назад

      @@zatannazatara8405 well if you get to close to their territory they might kill you just like the north sentinel island natives

  • @Gabriel123321a
    @Gabriel123321a 3 года назад +863

    I love how this is better than the actual movie

    • @manticore2804
      @manticore2804 3 года назад +7

      I liked the movie better.

    • @guymartin183
      @guymartin183 3 года назад +27

      Cant wait for Snyder cut so I can forget whedon directed justice league

    • @PauloCesar-mo7mx
      @PauloCesar-mo7mx 3 года назад +8

      I think in general, HISHE version of Justice League (aka Joshtice League) more appreciated than the Whedon brainfart of a turd movie...it's as if the Buffy The Vampire Director intentionally wanted Zack's movie to bomb... One wonders 🤔...stay safe all. Peace.

    • @thequickster555
      @thequickster555 3 года назад +2

      @@manticore2804 you seem like someone how would

    • @gunslinger.3573
      @gunslinger.3573 3 года назад +8

      Superman's CGI mouth was better in this video than the actual movie.

  • @ishaksebi7340
    @ishaksebi7340 2 года назад +8

    0:50 I like how Arnold Shwarzanegger stars as Steppenwolf

  • @mrclassicman6501
    @mrclassicman6501 3 года назад +37

    For Darksi- I mean thano- I mean ME. Lmao

  • @mashiatjahan742
    @mashiatjahan742 3 года назад +560

    'How are we gonna get to the other side of planet in only a few hours?
    Don't think about it. Writer clearly didn’t think about it'
    Well, that part was amazing😂😂😂😂😂

    • @manticore2804
      @manticore2804 3 года назад +9

      I meeeaan he could have a super fast jet maybbeeee.

    • @glitch015
      @glitch015 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 3 года назад +1

      @@manticore2804 fastest jets go at 4,500 mph. Russia is 5,000+ miles away from ny (Metropolis is in Delaware, so it’s even further). Ignoring all the obvious setbacks (storms, airspace, boarding the plain, etc), it would take a minimum of an hour and a half.

    • @manticore2804
      @manticore2804 3 года назад

      @@pooppooper9033 yes, but he's a genius with a multi million dollar empire at his hands in a universe where there are things that fly and run faster(superman and flash respectively) I think he could design a super fast jet no problem.

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 3 года назад

      @@manticore2804 but he’s also a detective. A detective from a fictional story. Which bounds him to Knox’s 10 rules of detective fiction, rule 2 being: all supernatural agencies are ruled out as a matter of course.
      Basically, unless it says that something supernatural happened, it didn’t. Ergo, Batman doesn’t have any technology that hasn’t been invented, except for what has previously been established in the story, and what reasonable stretches of the imagination allow. Since when the movie takes place there isn’t confirmed to be human jets that can fly that fast, there aren’t.

  • @dcworld4349
    @dcworld4349 3 года назад +706

    See removing a mustache isn't that hard, even HISHE can do it.

    • @Gerarudo
      @Gerarudo 3 года назад +1

      B r u h h 👁️👄👁️

    • @Praveenkumar-fn4zd
      @Praveenkumar-fn4zd 3 года назад +2

      Should have used best deepfake of his face that would be cheaper and better at same time isn't it

  • @nirbhikd1308
    @nirbhikd1308 2 года назад +5

    4:38 bat slapped 😂😂

  • @jandarreltan8566
    @jandarreltan8566 3 года назад +18

    "The writers clearly didn't think about it"
    Hahahaha, best line of the whole Josstice League memes

  • @zyrusvito
    @zyrusvito 3 года назад +350

    BM: "Cyborg, use your iron man powers and get us out of here"
    *Cyborg flys away*
    BM: "Hey I didn't mean just you!"
    WW:"Didn't you make a Batjet?"
    BM:"Well poop, Diana"

    • @warandpeace8535
      @warandpeace8535 3 года назад

      - Crying marvel shitoboy found

    • @coolerreviews6580
      @coolerreviews6580 3 года назад +6

      @@warandpeace8535 Why?Is it because of the joke?

    • @sumitadas4582
      @sumitadas4582 3 года назад +3

      @@warandpeace8535 Looks like you're more of a DC shitboy lol

  • @semi1398
    @semi1398 3 года назад +190

    That “hey buddy” from Batman To superman is pure gold 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ahsap713
    @ahsap713 3 года назад +12

    0:23 is the only time Batman was being Batman in theathrical cut

  • @statuarycomet25
    @statuarycomet25 3 года назад +23

    1:00 SteppenWolf and funny voice: my name is SteppenWolf and I am the biggest baddest villain ever. Give me your Mommy box. The leader of the Amazons in a more funny voice: no go away.

  • @ellie6
    @ellie6 3 года назад +1731

    excited for how the snyder cut should have ended

    • @elijahulrich2023
      @elijahulrich2023 3 года назад +18

      Me too.

    • @Scorpion-uv9ux
      @Scorpion-uv9ux 3 года назад +103

      It’s not coming because snyder cur is going to end perfectly

    • @Steel-101
      @Steel-101 3 года назад +27

      @@Scorpion-uv9ux BOOM LOL 😆

    • @denzielalvarado7521
      @denzielalvarado7521 3 года назад +6

      Agreed

    • @wildste
      @wildste 3 года назад +19

      All you will need to do is watch the original video, because despite claims, I'm betting it is the same movie

  • @kablemo7
    @kablemo7 3 года назад +168

    "I SAID WE HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER!!"
    "alright, fine..."

    • @SabreX02
      @SabreX02 3 года назад +7

      This line cracked me up the most. Angry WW pure gold

  • @asimweishengoma6866
    @asimweishengoma6866 3 года назад +10

    "SUPER VILLAIN LANDING"
    "I'M THE BIGGEST BADDEST VILLAIN OF ALL TIME"..
    Left me laughing hard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @garydular9798
    @garydular9798 2 года назад +5

    Everyone's favorite phrase
    "ODENSLEEP"
    Wonder Woman's mom's favorite phrase
    " NO GO AWAY"

  • @reignzgamez1475
    @reignzgamez1475 3 года назад +195

    "Don't think about it, the writer's clearly didn't" sums up the entire movie lol

    • @whitey.mp4676
      @whitey.mp4676 3 года назад +5

      Them:
      Yknow they’re superheroes they can walk reeeeaaly fast okay like you should see Batman power walk

    • @nathanielyee9203
      @nathanielyee9203 3 года назад

      Sums up lots of movies.

    • @reignzgamez1475
      @reignzgamez1475 3 года назад

      @@nathanielyee9203 this movie more than others tho

  • @JoeFanik
    @JoeFanik 3 года назад +317

    Superman: "Do you bleed?"
    Batman: "Ugh, what is wrong with you?"

  • @TheHMarvel
    @TheHMarvel 3 года назад +20

    1:47 “Bruce we have a problem! Walk me by the lake!”

  • @Jammy_07
    @Jammy_07 2 года назад +11

    When your mom hears you backtalking and grabs that chancla 🩴 4:50:

  • @silvercube1746
    @silvercube1746 3 года назад +375

    I love how both Lex and Stepenwolf used some Marvel references.
    Actually every main character did that...but I still think it's funny.

    • @shabdswaroop5607
      @shabdswaroop5607 3 года назад +9

      U forgot WW and Batman

    • @silvercube1746
      @silvercube1746 3 года назад +4

      Oh yeah

    • @OReily08080
      @OReily08080 3 года назад +3

      Barry mentioned the Avengers

    • @DeimosTA
      @DeimosTA 3 года назад +2

      diana: you building a quinjet ?
      bruce: no! its a batjet!
      quinjet = those hovering aircraft in marvel movies and agents of shield tv series

    • @mopnem
      @mopnem 3 года назад +2

      Cause Marvel actually made respectable films..DC other than like 1 has not..

  • @saierwe
    @saierwe 3 года назад +414

    Diana: There was even a GREEN LANTERN!
    Bruce: Who?
    Diana: It's not important...
    literally DC ignoring green lantern fans since the beginning of times xD

    • @SeanWheeler100
      @SeanWheeler100 3 года назад +11

      More like Bruce have never met a Green Lantern in the DCEU continuity.

    • @Compucles
      @Compucles 3 года назад +17

      Which has always been strange, since the Green Lantern movie wasn't actually any worse than some of the actual movies in the DCEU.

    • @dorizelion
      @dorizelion 3 года назад +8

      More like since 2011 DX 10 years and they still haven't touched GL bc they're so ashamed of that movie... Even though the comic sales rivaled Batman's at one point...

    • @SparrowIZ
      @SparrowIZ 3 года назад

      marvel better than dc

    • @Sharp_3yE
      @Sharp_3yE 3 года назад

      Legit, Snyder wanted to put a green lantern in his FILM. WB said no.

  • @jjinooasmr
    @jjinooasmr 3 года назад +3

    0:57 i like it!! His voice is so funny 😆
    Super villain landing!!! Lol

  • @murphyedits6287
    @murphyedits6287 2 года назад +10

    3:49 Wonder Woman’s voice kills me 😂

  • @marvelspaceman
    @marvelspaceman 3 года назад +96

    C: “Make that 4”
    D: “What made you change your mind”
    C: “I was contractually obligated”
    😂 Best line made me crack up

  • @tahliaclovis7871
    @tahliaclovis7871 3 года назад +244

    The fact that he called the mother-boxes mummy-boxes is hilarious.

  • @tello2736
    @tello2736 3 года назад +8

    2:27
    Cindy: hey cyborg the bad guys are coming wanna team up?
    Squidward: No Go AwAy...

  • @bryanandrews5214
    @bryanandrews5214 3 года назад +10

    5:18 "Those are abs."

  • @charlessmith9753
    @charlessmith9753 3 года назад +258

    Is it bad that superman’s lips look better here than the actual movie?😂😂

    • @tanmaydeshpande
      @tanmaydeshpande 3 года назад +11

      Ikr. His lips look so much better here. Geez Whedon really killed Snyder's movie

    • @iron2667
      @iron2667 3 года назад +10

      @@tanmaydeshpande you cant kill something that is already dead.

    • @dyland1842
      @dyland1842 3 года назад +1

      @@iron2667 I mean, you can decompose the body

    • @InsertCreativeusername_
      @InsertCreativeusername_ 3 года назад +1

      yeah they should have hired HISHE to do his lips

    • @Director_Oompaloompa
      @Director_Oompaloompa 3 года назад

      Thats because its real lips so its a million times better.

  • @BrainZombie
    @BrainZombie 3 года назад +90

    "Hey Batman! What are you doing? Are you building a quinjet?"
    "WHAT! No. Its a BAT jet"

  • @bruno1700
    @bruno1700 3 года назад +5

    SteppenWolf Be LIke : "..MOMMY BOXES.."

  • @michelhanson1500
    @michelhanson1500 3 года назад +12

    Because of this, every time I see those Darkseid boxes all I can think of is "da mommy box"

  • @faishalsyahid7913
    @faishalsyahid7913 3 года назад +211

    "This reminds me of the first avengers when they were all fighting each other before they decided to fight together I wonder who wrote that?!"

    • @anjali-mu1hb
      @anjali-mu1hb 3 года назад +11

      Lol that was funny.

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 3 года назад +5

      Everyone who writes conflicts like this. It's a trope that's been used since THE ILIAD.

    • @har5814
      @har5814 3 года назад +4

      Well well well , same director who directed this..

    • @legomilsimguy1941
      @legomilsimguy1941 3 года назад +3

      "JOSS WHEDON" wrote that

  • @UnknownWorldMusic2
    @UnknownWorldMusic2 3 года назад +41

    5:48 “Don’t think about it. The writers clearly didn’t.” OUCH 🔥

  • @noregrets3394
    @noregrets3394 3 года назад +18

    Least this Dub is Better than the Theatrical Cut. Good Job HISHE.

  • @vijayvr
    @vijayvr 3 года назад +45

    2:02 That scream though 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 года назад +35

    Fun fact: The post credit scene in Justice League (2017) featuring Lex Luthor and Deathstroke was filmed on Zack Snyder's personal yacht.

    • @d_p_k_
      @d_p_k_ 3 года назад +2

      How do you have such knowledge of justice league 2017? I have been seeing you everywhere.

  • @Sonicfan1458
    @Sonicfan1458 3 года назад +290

    When the world needed them most,they returned.

    • @har5814
      @har5814 3 года назад +3

      Avatar🤣

  • @joshuadeldridge
    @joshuadeldridge 3 года назад +48

    "How the Snyder cut should have Ended" *Mic drop*

    • @randomgreek5682
      @randomgreek5682 3 года назад +2

      6:11 how it’s should of ended duper just ended it in 5 seconds

  • @anandsankart.k6563
    @anandsankart.k6563 3 года назад +15

    5:37 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Steel-101
    @Steel-101 3 года назад +286

    Fans: “he has returned”

  • @elijahrunyon3347
    @elijahrunyon3347 3 года назад +148

    Hishe has to be the most legendary RUclips channel ever

  • @flamespittaz4
    @flamespittaz4 3 года назад +5

    Why did this make sooooo much sense

  • @tiana_andherbooks
    @tiana_andherbooks 3 года назад +6

    In my opinion this is better than the actual movie

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin 3 года назад +3354

    I don't know whose mouth they use for the dubs, but they have the whitest teeth I've ever seen!

    • @Aragonsdick5170
      @Aragonsdick5170 3 года назад +79

      Daniel Baxter's.. 😂 😂

    • @rahulhnair9162
      @rahulhnair9162 3 года назад +124

      4:50 that tooth has cavity.

    • @saml302
      @saml302 3 года назад +32

      two words: color correction

    • @ranjanasharan4051
      @ranjanasharan4051 3 года назад +25

      U can see cavity in 6:21

    • @geekwriter3508
      @geekwriter3508 3 года назад +6

      @@rahulhnair9162 I hope Daniel see's this comment!! Get that fixed Daniel, and record your voice right after by reading some random comments!

  • @Doctor_17
    @Doctor_17 3 года назад +43

    "Absolutely not, have you SEEN FRANKENSTEIN?!"
    I loved that reference too much

    • @SakurakoLover
      @SakurakoLover 3 года назад +2

      The entire 2017 movie in nutshell

  • @BungieStudios
    @BungieStudios 3 года назад +12

    I was hoping Batfleck and Cavillman were going to talk over coffee in a diner.

  • @two4328
    @two4328 3 года назад +7

    HISHE deserves an award for how hilarious their videos are.

  • @nicksojka7457
    @nicksojka7457 3 года назад +42

    "Great job, everyone! Now we are finally a team!"
    "Actually, I'm gonna quit."
    And then un-quit.

  • @thatspellsmoon
    @thatspellsmoon 3 года назад +30

    I love that in the subtitles when Superman slaps Batman it says Bat-slapped!

  • @SavageBoostianRoblox
    @SavageBoostianRoblox 3 года назад +2

    4:36 🤣 GREAT JOB I JUST FELL OFF MY BEDD!
    I also peed my pants

  • @divdivassassin7076
    @divdivassassin7076 3 года назад +10

    Diana mom "nooo,nooo." Gets me everytime 😂😂

  • @vishnutheetharappan7074
    @vishnutheetharappan7074 3 года назад +69

    "Very poor choice of words."
    -Steppenwolf

  • @penny1545
    @penny1545 3 года назад +120

    When a parody is better than the movie itself...

  • @TZER0
    @TZER0 3 года назад +6

    What they did to Lois was the best Lois Lane adaption I’ve ever seen!

  • @GGWyzzy
    @GGWyzzy 3 года назад +2

    4:34-4:40 had me in tears, specially the sound bats gave when he was grabbed by supes.

  • @mariahwoodall671
    @mariahwoodall671 3 года назад +57

    Excited for “how Wandavision should have ended”

  • @JBat-Gaming
    @JBat-Gaming 3 года назад +65

    Batman: “guns guns, shooting!” That’s soooo not How it Should Have Ended Batman

  • @NienNunbMaster64
    @NienNunbMaster64 3 года назад +6

    1:38
    [Ancient Lamentation Music intensifies]

  • @Spryxl
    @Spryxl 3 года назад +10

    Justice League - snyder cut?
    no
    Juice leg - HISHE DUB?
    Yes