00:00 Intro 00:58 ARO und ELMI: im Kampf gegen die Bakterien Bande 09:35 Bubble Blob II 14:54 The Burps 20:51 Castlevania (DOS Port) 29:13 General Dryptud: Jagten På Johanna 36:40 Colgate: Harald Hårdtand i "Kampen om de rene tænder" 41:30 Helious 50:49 ImpArea 56:07 Island: A Game of Survival 01:08:36 Jackal (DOS Port) 01:13:20 Joe Snow IV 01:18:42 Coach Zebar 01:22:30 MicroLeague Wrestling 01:32:18 Nihilist Demo 01:35:43 시발 원숭이의 모험 2 (Sibal Monkey Adventure 2) 01:37:15 Shaw's Nightmare 2 01:41:05 Spit-wars 01:42:32 Virtual Mario
For anyone wondering, the first game is based on the "Elmex"-brand of toothpaste in Germany, which is great and arguably the best! But Jesus, that game... 💀Of course it has Eurobeat XD Had no idea they made one. The characters are "Aronal" (blue) and "Elmex" (orange), the toothpaste for the morning and evening! Yes they seperate it.
1:27:30 "HOGAN wrestled from the bottom of his heart..." "A mother of all slams is performed" "Dark Omega Dibiase receives mortal damage" "Dibiase is now tame" YOU WIN
the slam that thrust humanity into a dark age hogan's strength was unshackled and his power was absolute- as his body fell upon his opponent's the collective energy summoned was equal to a small super nova. sudden inversion of the surface of people's skin across a radius of 300^2 miles happened in a quarter of a second, followed by complete disintegration of the ground and sky in the shape of a sphere, resulting in a crater containing radiation that after 40 years has yet to cease. closely following the nigh-extintion event the secret police was mobilized and ordered to take down all wrestlers in order to prevent another grand slampocalypse. it is the year 2046, wrestling has been banned from earth, your name is mark callaway, UNDERTAKER, and not even international law will come between you and the continued legacy of THE STREAK
For anyone else wondering, the bootleg Star Wars music from the 2nd game was the theme from Spaceballs. You aren't crazy, you have heard that bootleg before.
@@georgewilson7432 I'm sure he does, his memory is just kinda... garbage. And even if chat mentioned it, he could have just missed it since it was a Sunday.
The slapping for emphasis on the "fuck me" really sold it. Lived in NJ long enough and spent enough time around Philly, NJ, and NY Italians to know that shit's about to get real when you hear that.
Ho hi th t as e ni usi . ly s t a C tl va a m c That's how it hurt my brain. Like, you have to keep looking somewhere else to keep going forward is what it felt like. That's where the music touched me officer.
The thing that shocked me the most about it is that one of my favorite DOS games was made in the same year, and by *the same developer* ... but it had great sounding SoundBlaster music and was even in 3D. (Stunts by Broderbund, it's actually on Classic Reload if you want to try it) Granted, it was a different publisher, but the same developer (Distinctive Software) made both Castlevania for Konami and Stunts for Broderbund. I noticed that he played another DOS game published by Konami (Jackal) , though by a different developer, and that one was also ass in visuals, gameplay, and music.... so I am guessing it was Konami's fault the DOS ports were ass rather than the developer.
Joel played that Colgate game in his shareware madness series. He explains that it was an old Kindergarten game they used to have on their ancient PCs. Hard times...
The music from that German toothpaste game actually slaps really hard. Why are the germans so good at making funky music? And why yes, Binyot knows the specific word which is also in the title of big bad mustache man's book. Very funi, or well, it would be if like 50 people hadn't said it one after another.
If anyone read the manga or watched the anime Beck, there is this character whose life goal is to get their pet bird to sing along with their guitar playing. When Vinny played that Zeppelin parrot video, I fuckin felt that.
As a dane, I'm embarrassed to say I recognize General Dryptud - fun fact, the name roughly translates to "General Snotnose" - also have a translation for the end of the horrendous colgate game, just because: "Okay, I've cheated!! Cheated, there's no END!? Waaaay too difficult!! Blah blah blah... Way, way too difficult! There're missing sounds!? Where was the "WARNING"?", even the creators knew the game was crap
The german text basically says that you are allowed to make copies of the game for private usage. For commercial use, you need to ask the company for permission.
The problem that the Castlevania game was having was that they were limited to one audio channel. You can hear the music fighting with the sound effects. I don't know the specifications of DOS. So, that might be an issue with OS limitations.
It's because before sound cards were invented, PCs only had the built-in "beeper speaker" that could only be programmed to play one tone at a time. (Apple IIs did as well, I think.) DOSBox emulates it through the normal audio channels.
The DOS version of Castlevania doesn't have to sound that bad, FWIW. When you install it, you can configure it for AdLib, Tandy sound, or PC Speaker. The version packed in here was configured for PC Speaker, the worst (but also funniest) option.
During _Joe Snow IV_ I keep expecting to hear a digitised and heavily bitcrushed "today is the gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"
1989’s MicroLeague Wrestling is the first ever licensed WWE/WWF game, and often considered one of the first wrestling games to ever be licensed to a real world wrestling company. *And it’s still more enjoyable than WWE 2K20* Edit: Vinny knowing about the Virgil, Wrestling Superstar meme gives me extreme immeasurable joy
I was just watching a video by another channel that covered the Castlevania DOS port and even brought up Commander Keen. Apparently it runs at a blisteringly fast 9 frames per second!
ImpArea reminds me of some nightmares I've had about these small things of indeterminate shape that keep shifting around a floor and I absolutely hate it
That ain't even the weirdest RSD Game Maker game. Just look at the Gary Acord set: lostmediawiki.com/RSD_Game_Maker_(partially_lost_video_games_made_on_MS-DOS_game_engine;_1991-present)
Had to dig for the stream of Ticket from magicdweedo after this stream and dont know if Vinny's voice matured or his mic is better but it was a reality check nevertheless
The castlevania game is a good example of why cartridges were (potentially, not universally) superior media for a good while, being able to have what is essentially a self contained chipset that you can interchange is really hard to beat with default PC hardware at that time, most of which wasn't designed for things like "music that doesn't sound like shit", and was often an afterthought in early DOS stuff.
You're getting your Castlevanias mixed up. It's III that used an on-board sound chip, and that was only in Japan. In fact, the first Castlevania was made for the Famicom Disk System and came on a floppy, before being released in cartridge form everywhere else.
@@stevethepocket yes, though I was mainly referring to the overall situation between cartridges in general vs. the typical pc hardware at the time this was released. Having games stored on what is essentially RAM rather than an HD or floppy has huge benefits before you even factor unique onboard stuff like the VRC6- which you also cannot do with other forms of storage. Even CDs took a while to be superior to cartridges (and in some ways still aren't)
Other people have already made the Spaceballs connection, and I'll take their word for it because I'm not digging out my copy in this mess, but my first instinct was to notice that the fake Star Wars music kinda reminded me of the Next Generation theme. EDIT: With a little Superman thrown in, now that I think about it.
So I don’t know what programming language was used for that port of Castlevania, but if I were to guess it’s probably Assembly. I say that solely because I watched a video from the 8-bit guy where he mentioned that, when Assembly is used, it is different according to which processor the PC is using. You would have to research the different commands that were available for each kind of processor, and that’s where I think this game got so laggy at-they didn’t know how to properly use the processor to run the game efficiently.
Future's made of virtual mario The mushroom kingdom i s govern'd by Toadstool's father VineDOS, twisting, some of these games are wretched There is a cool Hogan fight under the green alien beams of light
That first game just reminded me of a show i had on VHS I would watch a lot, about a tooth and I think he had a dog that was a toothbrush, if anyone recognizes what I'm describing lemme know cause I wanna figure it out
Helious is one of those games I remember playing as a kid and all these years later I still have no idea what's going on or how to play it. Really frustrating nonsensical game.
Vinny doesn't know about software that used the BIOS buffered keyboard routines which were more intended for like, text entry and stuff and not games. Poorly written games used them because they were easy.
Yes I remember reading written accounts from my ancestors back when they were in slavery. They said when the whip cracked, it sounded like a cellphone ringing.
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00:00 Intro
00:58 ARO und ELMI: im Kampf gegen die Bakterien Bande
09:35 Bubble Blob II
14:54 The Burps
20:51 Castlevania (DOS Port)
29:13 General Dryptud: Jagten På Johanna
36:40 Colgate: Harald Hårdtand i "Kampen om de rene tænder"
41:30 Helious
50:49 ImpArea
56:07 Island: A Game of Survival
01:08:36 Jackal (DOS Port)
01:13:20 Joe Snow IV
01:18:42 Coach Zebar
01:22:30 MicroLeague Wrestling
01:32:18 Nihilist Demo
01:35:43 시발 원숭이의 모험 2 (Sibal Monkey Adventure 2)
01:37:15 Shaw's Nightmare 2
01:41:05 Spit-wars
01:42:32 Virtual Mario
You smell of dust :D
For anyone wondering, the first game is based on the "Elmex"-brand of toothpaste in Germany, which is great and arguably the best! But Jesus, that game... 💀Of course it has Eurobeat XD Had no idea they made one. The characters are "Aronal" (blue) and "Elmex" (orange), the toothpaste for the morning and evening! Yes they seperate it.
1:27:30
"HOGAN wrestled from the bottom of his heart..."
"A mother of all slams is performed"
"Dark Omega Dibiase receives mortal damage"
"Dibiase is now tame"
YOU WIN
the slam that thrust humanity into a dark age
hogan's strength was unshackled and his power was absolute- as his body fell upon his opponent's the collective energy summoned was equal to a small super nova. sudden inversion of the surface of people's skin across a radius of 300^2 miles happened in a quarter of a second, followed by complete disintegration of the ground and sky in the shape of a sphere, resulting in a crater containing radiation that after 40 years has yet to cease. closely following the nigh-extintion event the secret police was mobilized and ordered to take down all wrestlers in order to prevent another grand slampocalypse.
it is the year 2046, wrestling has been banned from earth, your name is mark callaway, UNDERTAKER, and not even international law will come between you and the continued legacy of THE STREAK
There's an entire year's worth of Ross's Game Dungeon in here
One of these literally was covered by Ross, Helious.
Ross is the best
For anyone else wondering, the bootleg Star Wars music from the 2nd game was the theme from Spaceballs. You aren't crazy, you have heard that bootleg before.
Vinny doesn't know Spaceballs?
@@georgewilson7432 I'm sure he does, his memory is just kinda... garbage. And even if chat mentioned it, he could have just missed it since it was a Sunday.
I think it was missing the laser rifle sounds
@@speedhacked_ Now that you mention it, you're right! Maybe that's why it slipped through the memory cracks...
I rewatched it last year so I remembered it was from Spaceballs lol.
"Simon Belmon't"
And I really respect that
That first toothpaste game has the most disgusting tile set I've ever seen.
right? like why were there so many...pustules? bleh
Agreed. Rex Ronan has some pretty disgusting ones too.
your lentils and beans are absolutely awful!
"I'm out of nu- I'm out of...toothpaste" -binny binyot, 2021
also imp area feels like an italian shitpost
He sounded so genuinely upset when he heard that Helious was made by aliens. I couldn't help but laugh.
The slapping for emphasis on the "fuck me" really sold it. Lived in NJ long enough and spent enough time around Philly, NJ, and NY Italians to know that shit's about to get real when you hear that.
"I had a 'nuf' of this" made me laugh harder than it should've.
Edit: 12:21
Kid in 1990: "Mom can I get Castlevania?"
Mom: "We already have Castlevania at home."
Castlevania at home: 21:00
Asslevania
Drunkenvania
DOS Jackal composer: First of all, silence is the foundation of creativity!
Holy shit that Crustlevania music.
Ho hi th t as e ni usi .
ly s t a C tl va a m c
That's how it hurt my brain. Like, you have to keep looking somewhere else to keep going forward is what it felt like. That's where the music touched me officer.
the fucking phone ringing noise was especially painful
The thing that shocked me the most about it is that one of my favorite DOS games was made in the same year, and by *the same developer* ... but it had great sounding SoundBlaster music and was even in 3D. (Stunts by Broderbund, it's actually on Classic Reload if you want to try it)
Granted, it was a different publisher, but the same developer (Distinctive Software) made both Castlevania for Konami and Stunts for Broderbund. I noticed that he played another DOS game published by Konami (Jackal) , though by a different developer, and that one was also ass in visuals, gameplay, and music.... so I am guessing it was Konami's fault the DOS ports were ass rather than the developer.
@@Cyber_Akuma Nah, DOS at the time just never really got good arcade ports. All the best DOS games were originals.
@@Cyber_Akuma I bet it might sound decent on a different sound card. DOS games are notorious for requiring specific soundcards sometimes.
"I ALWAYS get what I want -- and I want your butt, Hogan!"
*gachi slapping ensues*
*muffler 'Ah my shoulder!' in the distance*
I REALLY like the way DOS games sounded. Nostalgia's hitting me hard.
...and then along came Castlevania DOS to ruin my good time.
@@JadeFoxAlpha I'm pretty sure that one sounds 10x better with a different soundcard. There's no way it's meant to sound like that.
Joel played that Colgate game in his shareware madness series. He explains that it was an old Kindergarten game they used to have on their ancient PCs.
Hard times...
12:58 - Hey, it's the same song in that Vegeta DOS game he played a long time ago.
BIG BANG ATAAAAAAACK!
WHAAAAAT THE FUCK
@@gerardocolin7626 lmao that's some good memories. I loved his reaction to that loud nonsense
The music from that German toothpaste game actually slaps really hard. Why are the germans so good at making funky music?
And why yes, Binyot knows the specific word which is also in the title of big bad mustache man's book. Very funi, or well, it would be if like 50 people hadn't said it one after another.
Vinny laughing at the parrot cover of Stairway to Heaven was so wholesome
OK... is no one gonna talk about that fucking hella cool bomb ass music on the first game?
That shit SLAPS
I was scrolling to find someone else talking about it, those beats are fucking amazing for a toothpaste game
This is OG synthwave, I love it
@@fabioveronese9715 EXACTLY! Like if I could get that song onto like a separate video just to listen to it, I would
One of my favorite Vinny things is that he’ll play a shitty game he’s played before and make nearly identical jokes/comments all without realizing.
"What's good deserted island music to play, Chat?"
Ad starts playing immediately: "LOOKIT THIS PHOTOGRAPH..."
it appears that the devs of the jackal dos port made the decision to replace the music with the brown note. a very strange but bold choice
Okay real talk though? That Colgate game has some BOPS
Super fabulous gay German club music.
that techno music in aro und elmi is a bop ngl
If anyone read the manga or watched the anime Beck, there is this character whose life goal is to get their pet bird to sing along with their guitar playing. When Vinny played that Zeppelin parrot video, I fuckin felt that.
[Massive fucking crunchy explosion sound]
*_YEYS._*
The Burps is literally a re-skin of Atic Atac, the game that had the original chickenometer.
As a dane, I'm embarrassed to say I recognize General Dryptud - fun fact, the name roughly translates to "General Snotnose" - also have a translation for the end of the horrendous colgate game, just because: "Okay, I've cheated!! Cheated, there's no END!? Waaaay too difficult!! Blah blah blah... Way, way too difficult! There're missing sounds!? Where was the "WARNING"?", even the creators knew the game was crap
The german text basically says that you are allowed to make copies of the game for private usage. For commercial use, you need to ask the company for permission.
I never knew I needed to hear Super Mario music in Soundblaster.
The problem that the Castlevania game was having was that they were limited to one audio channel. You can hear the music fighting with the sound effects. I don't know the specifications of DOS. So, that might be an issue with OS limitations.
It's because before sound cards were invented, PCs only had the built-in "beeper speaker" that could only be programmed to play one tone at a time. (Apple IIs did as well, I think.) DOSBox emulates it through the normal audio channels.
The DOS version of Castlevania doesn't have to sound that bad, FWIW. When you install it, you can configure it for AdLib, Tandy sound, or PC Speaker. The version packed in here was configured for PC Speaker, the worst (but also funniest) option.
sadly the adlib music isn't that much better lol
Does it have VGA support too?
@@poble I looked it up just now. Holy crap, that's some serious burpstep.
That Jackal port is massaging my ear membranes and giving me the weirdest case of tinnitus ever.
During _Joe Snow IV_ I keep expecting to hear a digitised and heavily bitcrushed "today is the gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"
Someone else aside from Ross Scott's finally played Helious, fitting that it'd be vinny since it was made by aliens
The DOS port of Castlevania is what "video games" sound like to people who don't like video games.
DOS Jackal remembered of me when I played the Atari Lynx version of Raiden: No music and only generic (common) Atari SFX is heard.
1989’s MicroLeague Wrestling is the first ever licensed WWE/WWF game, and often considered one of the first wrestling games to ever be licensed to a real world wrestling company.
*And it’s still more enjoyable than WWE 2K20*
Edit: Vinny knowing about the Virgil, Wrestling Superstar meme gives me extreme immeasurable joy
I'm gonna be hearing that castlevania item sound in my sleep for years
I was just watching a video by another channel that covered the Castlevania DOS port and even brought up Commander Keen. Apparently it runs at a blisteringly fast 9 frames per second!
with both Joel and Vinny doing so much DOS stuff I feel like im 5 all over again..
What a terrible night to have a DOS
1:29:08 Pulp Poggan
I expected eurobeat musics from each euro game vinny played
Came here for that MicroLeague Wrestling game, since the thumbnail thinks the game is a wrestling JRPG.
Virtual Mario is the type of scummy DOS games that I like to see.
the burps is just a reskined version of Attic attack
1:10:50 I don't know if that sound is giving me a massage or is slowly degrading me into mush. I only know I can still feel it in my back.
10:46 - As a Jerma viewer this song makes me want to eat some hot peppers.
why does the Colegate game have absolute bangers
What is the name of the song that is playing at 12:00? Please it’s driving me nuts!
1:29:51 “What? Dibiase is evolving?”
*cue FF9 boss music*
ImpArea reminds me of some nightmares I've had about these small things of indeterminate shape that keep shifting around a floor and I absolutely hate it
What are the odds that I start watching this as I go to brush my teeth?
41:30 Oh shit, MamaMax covered Helious a long while back!
Believe it or not Shaw’s Nightmare isn’t a mod of Doom it’s an entire standalone game built on the same engine as Duke Nukem 3D.
That PC port of Castlavania could be considered aggravated assault on my ears in forty eight states.
Seeing that Mario game live made me question if I was awaken or if I was dreaming it at the moment.
That ain't even the weirdest RSD Game Maker game. Just look at the Gary Acord set:
lostmediawiki.com/RSD_Game_Maker_(partially_lost_video_games_made_on_MS-DOS_game_engine;_1991-present)
Did Joel mention playing a game very similar to the Colgate one, or is it the same one?
God the Dos Castlevania with headphones is literal pain
Trypophobia alert at 5min
Had to dig for the stream of Ticket from magicdweedo after this stream and dont know if Vinny's voice matured or his mic is better but it was a reality check nevertheless
1:27:27 We finally got the Final Fantasy wrestling game everyone has been clamoring for!
The stream that gave me an actual headache.
What a horrible night to have a cacophony.
The castlevania game is a good example of why cartridges were (potentially, not universally) superior media for a good while, being able to have what is essentially a self contained chipset that you can interchange is really hard to beat with default PC hardware at that time, most of which wasn't designed for things like "music that doesn't sound like shit", and was often an afterthought in early DOS stuff.
You're getting your Castlevanias mixed up. It's III that used an on-board sound chip, and that was only in Japan. In fact, the first Castlevania was made for the Famicom Disk System and came on a floppy, before being released in cartridge form everywhere else.
@@stevethepocket yes, though I was mainly referring to the overall situation between cartridges in general vs. the typical pc hardware at the time this was released. Having games stored on what is essentially RAM rather than an HD or floppy has huge benefits before you even factor unique onboard stuff like the VRC6- which you also cannot do with other forms of storage. Even CDs took a while to be superior to cartridges (and in some ways still aren't)
Other people have already made the Spaceballs connection, and I'll take their word for it because I'm not digging out my copy in this mess, but my first instinct was to notice that the fake Star Wars music kinda reminded me of the Next Generation theme.
EDIT: With a little Superman thrown in, now that I think about it.
Gotta say, Vinny's danish is remarkably good
It's scary how good the toothpaste game OST is.
Isn't Bubble Blob II's music also in that bootleg Dragon Ball game, with the loud "BIGBUNG ATTACK"?
Vinny speaking German is just on another level of weird. Kannst du ruhig öfter machen!
So I don’t know what programming language was used for that port of Castlevania, but if I were to guess it’s probably Assembly. I say that solely because I watched a video from the 8-bit guy where he mentioned that, when Assembly is used, it is different according to which processor the PC is using.
You would have to research the different commands that were available for each kind of processor, and that’s where I think this game got so laggy at-they didn’t know how to properly use the processor to run the game efficiently.
I appreciate the reference to Crelm Toothpaste, it has Frauduline!
I hate that I immediately recognized the Jack Nicholson Joker laugh in the intro to The Burps
1:05:34 for the parrot video.
I would never expect nihilism to be a space shooter.
1:35:48 didn't expect to hear stolen Gradius II music in shitty MIDI form.
Na zum Glück war jemand im Chat um den Spieletitel zu übersetzen. ^^
1:25 How did Vinny know that "kampf" means "struggle" in German? 🤔
Give it a think 🤔🤔
Like a BIG think 🤔🤔🤔
Wait, how did you know that he was correct?
Wait, how did I know that you knew he was correct?!
Oh no. It's spreading.
Pretty sure that bootleg Star Wars music is the Midi Ashens uses when he does Star Wars stuff.
Why is there scaffolding in that man's teeth?
It’s called braces, duh! 🙄💯💯
Future's made of virtual mario
The mushroom kingdom i s govern'd by Toadstool's father
VineDOS, twisting, some of these games are wretched
There is a cool Hogan fight under the green alien beams of light
I was thinking, what happened to chat member called ILoveDicks?
Yooo, that first second of the video, Vinny was channeling Kermit.
A show wrestling JRPG somehow makes so much sense.
So, Bubble Blob 2 music is basically Trek Wars.
Really hoping Vinny does some more Game Dungeon games.
That Nihilist game looked interesting, but I fear it's now gonna get a bad rep all because it was played improperly and not given a fair chance.
10:47 BENEATH APOCALYPTIC SNOW FLAKES FROM ABOVE
Imagine playing Spit-wars, considering current events.
That first game just reminded me of a show i had on VHS I would watch a lot, about a tooth and I think he had a dog that was a toothbrush, if anyone recognizes what I'm describing lemme know cause I wanna figure it out
timmy the tooth?
Butts McGee thank you that's it, I hate it
Helious is one of those games I remember playing as a kid and all these years later I still have no idea what's going on or how to play it. Really frustrating nonsensical game.
Awesome thumbnail
Vinny doesn't know about software that used the BIOS buffered keyboard routines which were more intended for like, text entry and stuff and not games. Poorly written games used them because they were easy.
That desert island game probably deserved to stay lost.
That parrot sings better than I do
Yes I remember reading written accounts from my ancestors back when they were in slavery.
They said when the whip cracked, it sounded like a cellphone ringing.
1:05:46 just needed to leave this timestamp here lol
pretty sure vinny has heard the spaceballs theme in another crappy dos game before
i wonder why vinny knows what Kampf means
alternate, slightly more insensitive joke: Vine Kampf
@@violetto3219 😶