Martha was an average dog... but Google Translate makes it better
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- Martha was yet again an average meme dog...
Martha was an average dog theme song/intro, but I ran the lyrics through multiple layers of Google Translate (Arabic, French, Spanish, Russian, and Japanese, just to name a few).
The new MARTHA WAS AN AVERAGE DOG memes!
New Official Lyrics:
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Masha is a famous dog.
She came out - wow!
Oh wow.
E - Gollum!
It's weird when he eats alphabet soup.
On their way to Martha's stomach, the letters were lost. They were already in her brain.
Currently, he has a lot to say!
Now he is talking.
And was it coffee?
Marta talks.
Yes, she said, she said, she said, she said.
What is a cart? When can we eat again?
Marta talks.
Hi Joe, you know what?
I'm not Johnny...
She wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said.
Salvation!
He has a voice, and he is ready to call. Malta will tell you what the story is.
Sometimes it's wrong, but it's not surprising that Martha tells you what it's like.
This dog is special.
Try one or two.
Listen to the story. Marta, talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk…
Communication, arithmetic, lines, excess, references and translations, strokes and groups, and (in brief) hypertension.
Marta.
Salt W.G. Marta talks again!
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Martha original intro song: • Martha Speaks Opening ...
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Martha sure does have a way with words...
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear zea
Tommy where are your parents
Lol
Tru
ruclips.net/video/1Fkt9bKngns/видео.html
I like how the lyrics kind of make sense while Martha doesn't
"Marta speaks"
"She isn't always right."
Isn’t that just the show in a nutshell?
@@jareththegoblinking3191 she says arithmetic and lines while at the (the.. Tf is the word.) The thing on headrests for literally no reason
"Salvation" everyone: we must not be here anymore
Well she is a dog after all.
The way Martha said “salvation” and everybody ran
Accurate…
captain torres moment
That was by far my favorite part 😂
If I heard any animal speak and the only word they said was salvation id run too
Looks like the angels are taking a lot more forms now
When Martha ate some alphabet soup, what happened was bizarre: the soup went to her brain. And later that week she died from brain damage due to the alphabet soup infecting her brain.
Ya know, this explains why these sentences don't make sense
I died laughing
*Did somebody says ゴゴゴゴBizarreゴゴゴゴ*
@@thefunnyspyrofan1691 yup in that comment
The end!
I love how in the 2nd line, Martha comes out, then is referred to as "he" the rest of the song. Nice pronouns, Google!
lmaoo
@ТоммуInnit 🅥 bad bot
except in she said part
@Blake Wildfong *_CROW OF JUDGMENT_*
Marthaflake
Alternative tittle: Google was an average translator
XD
Plot Twist: Martha suffered brain damage due to the alphabet soup.
In the next mouth, marta funking died, the end!🙂
i saw a version where the soup went to her brain and it was the animated stroke thingy
found it: ruclips.net/video/B7pO3-jSI4w/видео.html
"And was it coffee?"
I can't stop laughing!
Nah, it's the "They were already in her brain", "When can we eat again?" and "Salvation" for me
The best part is that she said it condescendingly to a cow. As if she were mocking the fact that its milk was taken from it and used for something as simple as coffee.
“And in short, HYPERTENSION” got me
Martha: S A L V A T I O N everyone in a radius of him: hell nah I'm outta here
I feel like if a random dog walked up and said salvation I’ll probably run to.
M O R T I S
0:33
Martha must be so brave to come out in front of everyone as wow
No they are a trans man
Ever since Martha came out as non binary, they have taken up stand up comedy and try to teach their audience science.
this makes no sense
@@tgbhnejdmnhfbernj have you even watched the video? I literally summed up the entire thing
HYPERTENSION
I love how Martha is called like five different names
and how her gender get swapping from she to he
@@IA_777 he came out. That’s why
Masha, Marta, Martha, Malta and Salt W.G. Marta
"E-gollum"
Best quote I've ever heard
Jokes aside, this show brings back so many memories for me, freaking nostalgic
true
I watched it throughout my childhood, so weird to see it as a meme now.
same
Idk what Is that show cause i live in serbia 🙃
Martha didn’t learn how to speak
but she came out
Because she secretly already had the letters in her brain before she ate the "alphabet soup." She just pretended the alphabet soup gave her the ability to talk even though she always could ever since she was born.
0:34 To be fair, I'd run away in terror too if I found out that my dog was a Jehovah's Witness.
I know it’s a religion by what makes Jehovah’s Witness so bad?
@@puppydogs68 Yeah. What's makes people like me so bad? We're good people, not bad people.
@@puppydogs68 here's one example: ruclips.net/video/TsvJMlg_SaM/видео.html
@@ShadowGD_OfficialYT you may good people but your religion has worse cover-ups than the catholic church. Hell a gamiky member of mjne was shunned by the entire church when they found out she had premarital sex and wasnt allowed to sit with anyone including her parents or sister when they were with the church.
@@puppydogs68 Its a Cult, not a religion.
Martha was an Average Dog, until Google Translate changed her life.
Thankful for Google Translate.
I love the part where Martha says salvation and every one runs off lmao
Martha: Hi Joe, You Know What?
Girl: I’m not Johnny
Lol that’s what I say when someone calls me the wrong name.
People when global warming is a thing: 😐
People when Martha said *SALVATION* : 🏃🏃♀️🏃♂️
😂
"Salvation" Martha barked. The crowd ran, women, men and children being trampled by each other. A swarm of mostly brown or black shoes ran past Martha. Martha looked around, only to then bark "REPENT." The city screamed, hiding in apartments, stores, anywhere people could hide in. All because one dog reminded them of their sins.
Wait why did I put effort into that, all of that from one line.
*R E P E N T F O R Y O U R S I N S*
The way Martha smiled after saying "salvation" 😭
0:28 only thing that would have made this perfect is if it made them respond with "Who's Joe?"
I'm dying at the, "she came out" and all the times her name was changed
She came out.. 🤨
@@mattbloxstuff9043 that would be the joke yes
"salvation"
Woah there buster, that's way too offensive!
“SALVATION” -Martha 2022
MASHA is a famous dog.
SHE came out - wow!
Oh wow.
E - Gollum!
It's weird when HE eats alphabet soup.
On their way to Martha's stomach, the letters were lost. They were already in HER brain.
Currently, HE has a lot to say!
Now HE is talking.
And was it coffee?
MARTA talks.
Yes, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said, SHE said.
What is a cart? When can we eat again?
MARTA talks.
Hi Joe, you know what?
I'm not Johnny...
SHE wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said.
Salvation!
HE has a voice, and HE is ready to call. MALTA will tell you what the story is.
Sometimes ITS wrong, but its not surprising that Martha tells you what it's like.
This dog is special.
Try one or two.
Listen to the story. MARTA, talk. Talk, talk, talk, talk…
Communication, arithmetic, lines, excess, references and translations, strokes and groups, and (in brief) hypertension.
*MARTA* .
Salt W.G. *Marta* talks again!
Masha is gender fluid lol
@@younggamer7218 lol she is
@@younggamer7218 Masha is also Marta
@@TopEye64 yes
@@TopEye64 and also Malta
Ayo She came out 🤨📸😳
"Hi, Joe. You know what?"
"I'm not Johnny"
0:00 Yeah, she's really was an famous dog. In our childhood ❤️
this gave me a good laugh thank you
My pleasure
@@Kadz fake
Ah yes my favorite yellow dog from the hit kids series…
*Marta*
I like how Everybody Runs when Martha says "Salvation"
I was holding it together until "I'm not Johnny." and "SALVATION", to say nothing of the collection of random words at the end 😂
*SALVATION*
Ah yes Martha, more eloquent dog there never has been!
alternate title: Martha the dog gives google a seizure and eats soup and questions what a cart is
I love how Martha's name is misspelled multiple times
Salt w.g Marta speaks again was my favorite childhood show! You should watch it
Plot Twist: *Martha never learned to speak!*
Finally A Google Translate Video
She wasn't always right, but that's what Martha said.
*Salvation*
“ *H Y P E R T E N S I O N* “
I expect, “The letters were lost, they were already in her brain, now she has permanent brain damage.”
The people in the ad: happy
The person reading the side affects: 0:54
WHY IS THAT SO TRUE HAHA
Moment of silence to the people fed alphabet soup to their dog
And in brief... HYPERTENSION!!!!
too good!
I'm curious about the line of logic that leads "hi there!" to "salvation."
0:56 H Y P E R T E N S I O N
*Hypertention*
enough to make a grown man cry
AS A PERSON THAT LOVED MARTHA SPEAKS THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO
I still love Martha speaks though
W.G. MARTA?!?!? MARTHA FROM THE PBS KIDS SHOW MARTHA SPEAKS IS GASTER CONFIRMED
0:29 I'm not Johnny
I'm still waiting for Malta to tell me what the story is
Marta come out as genderfluid
Good job masha
*S A L V A T I O N*
Martha: s a l v a t i o n
Everyone: *runs away in fear*
"She came out wow" *How the heck did this come happen so perfectly*
I listened to this on loops while picking up trash by the side of my part of the driveway.
Can't stop laughing at this video like salvation and everyone runs and how it gets up close to her face and she looks scared and says hypertension!😂
You know it's gonna be a good meme when you see Kadz in your recommended
i grew up to that song
*salvation*
pbs kids show hire this
everyone at this marthas world: oh nah
Why tho why why
Idk this show but it scares me
I didn’t know spaghetti-os could make me talk with google translate only…
this is what you get when you buy the store brand alphabet soup
"Salvation."
* everyone runs *
WAs this video made with Final Cut Pro, or AVS?
¨yes, she said, she said, she said, she said¨ made me laugh a bit ngl.
0:45 *mouth sync with word moment*
"yes 'she said, 'she said, 'she said, 'she said, 'she said" 'she said"
I like that it goes along with the rhythm of the song
"Hi Joe"
"I M N O T J O H N N Y"
why u gotta ruin my childhood
Martha: salvation
Martha is now the messiah
A dog ate alphabet soup every single day. This is what happened to her brain.
hyper meaning high
glyc meaning sugar
emia meaning presence in blood
You translated martha's speech a lot more than the singing
She said 3 veces 0:22 - 0:24 Martha talk 0:49 - 0:51
0:45 her mouth is in sync with the text to speech voice.
0:05
We already have the E-Giant. An E-Golem would be terrifying.
Malta will tell you what the story is
Me: what’s the story Malta
Malta: 🇲🇹
Martha is preparing to end this hideous war in a definitive and elegant manner
“She said she said”
_that’s what she said_
" Hi Joe! "
" I'm not johnny "
what
It's good that Masha is comfortable with his sexuality
To be honest, the meaning of the song hasn't changed much, despite being put through the language butcher that is Google Translate.
“Masha is a famous dog.”
"Salvation."
*HOLY CRAP RUN FOR YOUR LIVES*
I like how Google translate is calling Martha a she and a he
Man, this show was my 12:30pm weekday childhood.
"SALVATION" True, and also what is a salvation?
Batman wants to know your location
Respect to "Masha" for having the courage to come out as a trans ftm doggo
"This dog is special."
Well, he ain't wrong
“That’s what Martha said-“
this slaps
*I laughed so hard I dropkicked my grandma in the 4th dimension!!!*
😂
😳
Wow wow e-gollum! My name is masha!
She will speak.
I’m not Johnny - joe
Martha Marta and Malta is all of her names
When can we eat again
-the kids in the narrator's house