you ever just sit there and thik like: wha if someone came into the room while you were doing those tricks? like do you act all embarrassed or do you just kill em right there?
@@gmh737 this is true, you can watch a silver gun down an mge by jumping around the corner and bouncing like it’s fortnite, he will be pointing in their general direction but somehow get a headshot
*Goes to knife store* This guy: Hey, I need about 20 knives, all different types Store: Um....why? This guy: Oh no reason. Just reenacting CS:GO Store: Understandable, have a great day
the more expensive your non-default gloves are, the better your in game performance. Its not that you suck, its your model hurt their hand with their knife
Robber: *breaks into Schrödinger’s house* Schrödinger: don’t come near me... Schrödinger again: *does all cs:go knife moves” Schrödinger one final time: 𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙
@@jpec5520 Just wanted to say that lol. Imagine spenting thousands on low res crap in an aging game chile I can have them all in my room for much cheaper and cut tomatoes with each.
Well, @@traveler4879 so is bad grammar, but you don’t have to take my word mr. “i forgot a period and is bashing someone for using a emoji.” Edit: i added the “Well,” so i can start another sentence with it so people can get mad over a simple thing, like an emoji😳.
@@beafle2180 watching esports (cs only) since 2019, at that time I was able to play cs on my brothers pc until he sold it (in 2020). I still hope that after I finish with my exams I will get one myself. So I know how it is, congrats and glhf :)
@@grug2085 I know! I found Big flips a little bit ago. I have watched all of the beginner tricks amd will binge the others soon. I don't even have a knife but I really want one for xmas
Good news: I did this in a school talent show they gonna bring me to a special place with people with blue suits Update: I am in a place with bars and I can't go out. Update: I'm being sent to court for something
Imagine getting robbed by this guy Man: *walks down a dark alleyway* Schrodinger holding his knife: “give me the money” *turns the knife into a deadly beyblade*
Great great work mate! Very impressive. I just have 1 tipper. Next time aim the camera a tad bit lower on a couple of the more advanced tricks because we really want to see what you’re doing but we can’t. Still, very impressive. True dedication and commitment.
@ i was a mw fan and your channel got recommended to me and i felt bad for you because you did not earn fame or money if you ever get famous remember your loyal subs like me
0:21 that’s not an added sound effect but I swear it unintentionally sounds exactly like the in game sound
That was so unexpected :D
69 comments nice
That's actually bad ass as fuck
0 dislikes nice
Why is the sound so late tho
The wall: *profusely sweating*
Stop. Let this trash meme trend die.
That was almost funny, just remove the “nobody”.
@@MagpieDynamics Yes, an outdated and always unfunny meme was almost funny.
@@wooshmeifurgay7452 Ascribing human emotions to inanimate objects is pretty timeless, as far as jokes go.
@@MagpieDynamics You saved the joke
"Why do you have a knife?"
"I run faster with a knife!"
Thats a Pure Pwnage reference right?
The adrenaline is astounding. For me and the victim.
@@mrpopo6812 _w a i t_
@@DashBolt w a i t
@@cbilgd7860 w a i t
i love the fact that he's just standing there doing all of that in silence, imagine walking in on that
@Nate Dettleff What do you want?
They be like:
"Dude tf are u doing?"
"Shut up im inspecting a knife!"
NPC encounter
"This isn't the killing house anymore. This is real life"
It's a killing bungalow
"I told you - we kill 'em all!"
Best comment
"Run little girls run!.."
@@splchicken soviet womble
Our teammate is just standing in spawn inspecting his knifes..
Report him.
Kick him
Ask CSGO to ban em
Ip ban him
@@Krieg4Life yeah that makes sense
you ever just sit there and thik like: wha if someone came into the room while you were doing those tricks? like do you act all embarrassed or do you just kill em right there?
yifan ;P XD
@yifan ;P *y e s*
But what if police comes? Are you going to kill ‘em too?
@@MrGuestMan1901 If he is a T then yes
Kill them, they musnt know a gods moves with his knives
I mean id show em and train em to be my knife boi jedi
The wall be like: I've seen enough, I am satisfied
I've seen enough, i am satisfied
I’ve seen enough, i am satisfied
Do we have to repeat this in comment ?
@@jisooisnotscary4250 im the one who made that line.
@@eoa6112 so do we have to repeat it in comments ?
and those knives are almost certainly cheaper than their polygon counter-parts.
Where do I buy them/what's the best site ?
"i'm a professional"
Hey I get ad rev so technically :/
@ I dont blame u lmao i do the same thing
Famous Last Word
Haha
@ LMAO a gaming youtuber made that same argument
Bro really loves CS:GO so much that he bought knives from the game and taught himself how to inspect his weapons. He must have time on his hands
no those are gloves
@@switchblade6good one
An intruder: enters his house
Him: b-hopping, switching magazines with one hand, doing knife tricks with the other.
Intruder: my time has come
And that intruder figured out that there are mistakes
Then the intruder sues him for using bhop hacks
I try bunny hopping in real life actually
so anyways i started stabbing
@@typeable wtf
His shadow looks like Tintin with the camera on his head
Bro 😂😂😂
HALLO
Here before this blows up
woa hi weegee
I didn't even notice that :0
When a virtual knife costs more than a real one.
Fax
tru
Nice grammar boys
@@idunaron thats not grammar
@@idunaron nice brain bro thats not grammar thats spelling
Plot twist: this is actually a mod
Plot plot twist he did the animations for motion capture
@@N3onDr1v3 plot plot plot twist he was never there and that was his twin
Still impressive knife collection
Rtx enabled
Skinchanger
no one :
silvers after getting one kill with the awp in a 1v5 :
I am a silver but i made ach with awp in a 1v5 Situation
@therealcarat yea but with a mp9 i killed 4 too and they had all aks 3 of them are mg1
Fun fact: asian silvers are built different
@@gmh737 this is true, you can watch a silver gun down an mge by jumping around the corner and bouncing like it’s fortnite, he will be pointing in their general direction but somehow get a headshot
@@craftysmithkeith3653 yeah their broken af
*Goes to knife store*
This guy: Hey, I need about 20 knives, all different types
Store: Um....why?
This guy: Oh no reason. Just reenacting CS:GO
Store: Understandable, have a great day
oh no
Anyways
England: oi you got a loicense to even enter this knife store?
@@zachconant7031 customer: and do u hav e loicense to ask me dat?
@@dronsito Ñ
Where is he gonna plant tho
4:14 sofa reveal
Hope we get a window reveal soon
@@TheProfessionalSandEater POWER OUTLET REVEAL
That's a bit creepy
@@LUCAS420BLZ in case you didn’t notice it was a joke
@@spof7795 in case you didn't notice it was a joke
I love the Karambit one... and you obviusly
Luv you more
Gay?! 😳😳
@@masahirosakurai3733 😳
@@masahirosakurai3733 not gay just comfy with the homies
@@madxccxl7774 🦍
wall: "Sweating Intesifies"
comment stolen lol
@@completelydelusional your reply is stolen lol
@@animatorflipz9196 lmao he just got shat on
@@completelydelusional no one asked
@@ven5707 no one asked you to reply, and its a fact that he stole it
These new RTXs surely look stunning
LMAO
Underrated one
Nah thats source 2
0:17 the real reason why CT & T wears a gloves
even though some of them are fingerless
the more expensive your non-default gloves are, the better your in game performance. Its not that you suck, its your model hurt their hand with their knife
@@parkourguyyy that's not spray paint on the neon revolution, that's blood
Wears a gloveS
A gloves?
Robber: *breaks into Schrödinger’s house*
Schrödinger: don’t come near me...
Schrödinger again: *does all cs:go knife moves”
Schrödinger one final time: 𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙚𝙙
Robber: *Why do I hear boss music*
Schrödinger: *Starts b-hopping down the stairs*
The robber: *chuckles* I'm in danger
Robber: “I can’t beat the shit out of you without getting closer”
*starts cloaking like spy*
@@WestOfLee100 Neighbor: I'll ignore that. **Hides crowbar**
eeeeeeexactly
Imagine you're his mom, you enter the room, and you see your son just spinnin' knifes
I mean if they know you do balisong,then they probably wouldn’t be surprised 😂
abort
This one will do well I bet. Good post sir.
I hope so
@ I think it will
That was a beautiful display of trick and backstabbery
Nope, but ur glue gun video did absolutely spectacular
.....
Krambit : don't copy my home work exactly. Teacher will find us
Talon : say no more
karambit doesnt have the spin thingy so talon is better than karambit
@@sauliusskvernelis323 makes it look retarded
Dude his house is literally an armory
i wanna live in his house damn
Got the source of your pfp? I saw that on a L4D2 mod
@@bmhater1283 um, I just searched up Genshin impact fan art MC and found this.
Burglar: breaks into his house
Also burglar: I’m in danger
hhhhh
Navaja knife
Spanish translation: Knife Knife
So there's gun gun
As a Spanish speaker he is correct
I mean navaja is a type of knife so... yes?
navaja is a type of knife, so its actually navaja in spanish too.
qcy pero ta bien
he really just owns every single knife ever
Its true for each model I think
He could borrow them
nah he doesnt have them all
Still a lot cheaper than owning them all in game
@@jpec5520 Just wanted to say that lol. Imagine spenting thousands on low res crap in an aging game chile I can have them all in my room for much cheaper and cut tomatoes with each.
4:09 that should actually be a rare animation in CS:GO
yeah just drop the knife mid fight
@@peterisbot and take another one like if you had tons of it
wtf 409 likes
No it shouldn't...
@@cyberrodrigo would be funny
Reads, "I'm a professional."
Me: Define professional.
Him: *Misses foot*
Ah okay, I see. 😂
Mans taking a joke seriously
Emoji is cringe
Well, @@traveler4879 so is bad grammar, but you don’t have to take my word mr. “i forgot a period and is bashing someone for using a emoji.”
Edit: i added the “Well,” so i can start another sentence with it so people can get mad over a simple thing, like an emoji😳.
@Jackson He clearly said in the beginning not to, and did the joke just fly over your head?
@@traveler4879 so is reddit and talking like a 4 year old, now go away before your mom catches you watching something you're not supposed to be
Fun Fact-The kinfe in the game costs more than the actual one
Too true
Not so sure about that... Depends on the knife
@@LeCatte every knife
bro ur wifi password is clearly "password" sooooo u got anything fun bout that G?
@@LeCatte Depends on how many people play the game and drop chances but yes, you get like a rusty knife for 7 bucks not 30
1:57 when someone calls you sus and you hit them with *Ursus*
That was the best joke i've heard in my entire focken life. Thank you, human being
Congratulations for making me laugh, best human being
non csgo gamers wondering why he’s checking his knife for scratches
MM
But technically u only need to watch csgo to know, i watched majors for 2 years until i got a pc recently
@@beafle2180 watching esports (cs only) since 2019, at that time I was able to play cs on my brothers pc until he sold it (in 2020). I still hope that after I finish with my exams I will get one myself. So I know how it is, congrats and glhf :)
@@l0c0forever98 sure u will :D
keep the hopes high!
I got csgo but i can't rec videos because of obs insane lag
So i'm assuming this is what the pencil flipper in middle school turns into...
Where do I start-
I had the same reaction lol
lmao yeah this is where we congregate after learning about fancy knifes.
(that or cs:go)
Learn Balisong tricks. There’s his channel called Big Flips which has pretty good tutorials, just ignore his Christian midlife crisis videos
More like the start of all pen spinners
@@grug2085 I know! I found Big flips a little bit ago. I have watched all of the beginner tricks amd will binge the others soon. I don't even have a knife but I really want one for xmas
1:55 help me from this endless hell known as among us
*U R S U S*
Among Us is cringe.
@@rock_dude1 fr
@@boxyshirt3119 Yeah, memes made it cringe for me. They're just overused Among Us slang being spammed over and over.
@@rock_dude1 ya same man
Me having never played csgo
RUclips: I think this guy would like this on his recommended
Also me: enjoying the video
same, i think youtube is trying to convert me from valorant to csgo...
This is so me
@@kiri374 same here lol
@@kiri374 good. Csgo is much better
@@kiri374 I play splatoon
Her: Hes probably out cheating on me
Him: filming CS GO all knife tricks irl
Wtf
jokes on you i havent even seen a woman yet (this is a cry for help)
@@PistaZOV de hülye vagy XD
vape cat
cat tastes vape
1:59 I’m sus?!
Everybody gangsta till the quite kid flexes off his karambit skills
Hello there fellow lego star wars character!
He NEEDS to get a green screen to put on his wall
edit: lol i’ve never had 1K likes before tanks
Plot twist: its actually a green screen , he added the wall in it
Is he gonna do a green screen of those skating maps and do knife animations while talking?
@@yashrathore7079 no
@@yashrathore7079 your lying
@@yashrathore7079 thats not a green screen
He didnt left click the wall with any of the knives. Dislike
I swear I thought the same all the time😂😂😂
@Kzenblox left click* I prefer the slice
He doesnt want to make sound 😂😂
+1
@@ArJayDM i prefer the GAH
Nobody:
Schrodinger: Flipping knives with an Apple watch on his hand
“I’m a professional... *proceeds to drop knife* Well kinda professional” the famous quote from Schrödinger.
You a semi professional
Xd
I'm assuming you're semi professional at English?
@@worstatwinning7115 bruh
He's both a professional and nonprofessional simultaneously.
Schrödingers professional
imagine someone walking outside, seeing him staring at a wall, holding a knife in his hand
he'd start to believe in simulation theory
afk
"He's probably lagging"
And a camera in his mouth lol
@@vedwargantiwar4610 what?
Plot twist : he is an ingame csgo character
imagine trying to do the CZ rare animation irl that must hurt
this man looks like his a cs go character those movements are spot on
These PS5 graphics looking clean!
I wish csgo was on the ps5
@ I wish TF2 was on the PS5
@@virtualashez same
@Hank T well it isnt
@Hank T its also on the xbox 360 and PlayStation 3. Plus with back compat you can play it on xbox one and series x
when you're the last member alive and your team spectates you:
Falchion inspect was clean as hell bro, need to try this with various knifes
Fun Fact: He only did this to flex with his knives
And knife spinning skills
Really
Nah he made it for entertainment ur just jelous lol
@Outdoor channel 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@leoraidiant_yt2267 calm down
"Unless with a trainer"
Sir I have been spinning pens for 13 years now, I do not need a trainer to spin some blade.
🥱
The profile pic adds a whole new level of terror
* proceed to cut off finger*
*This comment was written using only one arm and 3 fingers left
@@ankithsujith962 shut up
"Sir we understand that your American, but please get out this is a wendys"
Good news: I did this in a school talent show they gonna bring me to a special place with people with blue suits
Update: I am in a place with bars and I can't go out.
Update: I'm being sent to court for something
congrantz! btw are you still alive?
congrats, did you clean the bodies?
@@IvanTube0 I had a "friend" to clean them for me
@@IvanTube0 pffft, when the next round starts it auto cleans... Noobie
@@איתי-ה9פ lmao
everyone's gonna start shaking when he enters a school
@very cool oh no I'm a furry!
Just imagine waking in his house and seeing mags everywhere while he’s flipping knifes around
xD
most american thing i've ever seen
I just learned when there's a butterfly in your stomach its not always love.
copied
Shut the flip up, that's not deepl
@@TheWeen344 but the wound sure is
@@TheWeen344 LOL
@@meal5565 😐
"Ursus Knife"
Among us players: im not sus! Ur sus!
Please stop it
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHH
I don’t even play csgo but this caught my attention
I play csgo and it caught my attention
Same
Same
@@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 potato
Same
The graphic looks promising.
Cant wait for the released time!
xD
I think its coming in 2030
@@zootopiannoobs ruclips.net/video/17AMF9KILUc/видео.html
It’s coming in 3090
Imagine getting robbed by this guy
Man: *walks down a dark alleyway*
Schrodinger holding his knife: “give me the money” *turns the knife into a deadly beyblade*
Whats Ur Fav Csgo Knife
Mines Neon Karambit Knife Skin Idk Why but its so clean
@@vogelix3489 ok but who asked ?
schrodinger robs the guy robbing him
@@habajuza have you heard of freedom speech? its the comment section, people can talk about whatever they want. Now stop being an asshole
Guy: *buys all these knifes*
FBI Agent: hey uh do we arrest him or not bc he bought about 45 different knifes 😐😐
@Nate Dettleff, Lol nice
@Nate Dettleff ruclips.net/video/17AMF9KILUc/видео.html
POV: You're the quite kid deciding what to bring to school tomorrow
"back to school ads be like"
This school shooting is sponsored by [Insert CSGO gambling site]
And then the entire school hunts him with bare hands to get his skins :)
quiet*
i am quite kid i must say
Great great work mate! Very impressive. I just have 1 tipper. Next time aim the camera a tad bit lower on a couple of the more advanced tricks because we really want to see what you’re doing but we can’t. Still, very impressive. True dedication and commitment.
Your animations were so well that even the RUclips bot was able to identify the game
HOLY SHIT YOUR RIGHT
You realize that he can set the game himself?
@@lykos482 you are right
Not gonna lie the shader effects on source 2 engine look pretty good.
Ikr
00:01 Ak-47
00:04 PX4
00:06 M9 Bayonet
----------------
00:11 Karambit
00:14 Skeleton Knife
----------------
00:17 FAİL
----------------
00:21 CT Knife
00:31 T Knife
00:41 M9 Bayonet
00:51 Gut Knife
01:02 Butterfly Knife
01:14 Bayonet
01:24 Huntsman Knife
01:34 Karambit
01:43 Flip Knife
01:53 Ursus Knife
02:09 Talon Knife
02:31 Survival Knife
02:50 Stilleto Knife
03:09 Falchion Knife
03:26 Skeleton Knife
03:43 Shadow Daggers
03:52 Paracord Knife
04:09 -_-
04:22 Nomad Knife
04:43 Bowie Knife
04:51 Classic Knife
😵
px4?
A thief enters the house :
This guy : vibing with ak47 and knifes
The theif: why I hear boss music?
He comes for you
seller: how many knifes do u want?
him: yes.
knives*
@@davidgutierrez4631 Lmao u are so sad
@MonstyDR wdym, knife is singular and knives are plural
@MonstyDR The plural of knife is knives not knifes
@@frizzie6299 I know you are.
The butterfly knife: CLAK CLANK CLAK CLANK
The rest: Silence
edit: I just hit 70 subs because of this comment... Ok, thanks
CT Knife: "Shwink"
That's the beutiful part of balisong flipping...looks cool and sounds amazing😀😌
@@hu5ky606 ye tru I own one myself
@@fluke7506 same
flip knife: 𝗕𝗢𝗡𝗞
Can't we Just appreciate the fact that his graffics are very good?
imagine looking in your neighbour's window and they just stare into the wall throwing knives around with a camera on their head
1:55 Yup that's right, you got called sus by a frickin' knife.
Ikr
dead joke
honest opinion i like it
The skill this guy has is impressive af
1:52 Everybody gangsta till he brings out the sus knife
Someone robbing his house: dam this guy has loads of knives
... and guns.... Everywhere...
And... trap magazines?
And why does he has a go-pro next to all of them?
@@haphazard4356 😂😂😂😂😐
And he is just hiding behind the box and trapping the robbers.
I can still see the knife clipping through his hand.
Valve, please fix.
@@Tvngsten *volvo
Imagine a fbi coming his house for investigation and seeing the weapons: he's got the weapons
You can even hear the cloth sounds, you'll know that this is accurate
Tip 1: don't break into this dude's house while he's awake
Tip 2: don’t break in when he’s alseep
Tip 3: Don't break into his house anytime
Tip 4: if you happen to be in his house try to exit as fast as possible
Tip 5: When you exit the house, do not use his vehicle.
@@Yes-dc2gm step 6: when you get a safe distance away from his house try to conceal your movements for he has woken and is actively hunting you down
For the Ursus knife you should have used a small straight Tanto. They are very similar.
Lmao ur sus knife
@@AquaJV Sus knife crimson web??!!
It hurts how accurate this is.
"This is not the killing house"
"Its a killing Bungalow"
Ah a fellow Soviet womble fan
@@notarobot5815 lol
“Why does this map have so many chickens?”
I see you, too, are a man of culture
@@wakingthegargoyle359 He's A Level 3 Mage.
The wall: bro stop mugging me.
Spy be like: where do i get all of them?
He be backstabbing everyone
@@Manderinz And triccstabbing everyone
"Are we rushing in or are we going sneaky beaky like?"
Yo i remember when you only have 139 subs now look at you
Oh really? Nice to know you’ve been around for a while :)
@ i was a mw fan and your channel got recommended to me and i felt bad for you because you did not earn fame or money if you ever get famous remember your loyal subs like me
I will for sure :)
“I’d like to quickly mention a loyal fan I saw a few weeks ago called A SOUP SNATCHER. Just a warning, he will steal your soup.”
@@TheSillyNikoEnjoyer
Lmao
Imagine someone looks through this guys window and they just see him staring at a wall playing with knifes and guns
POV: you are at the quiet kids house and he’s showing you his knife collection
pov of quiet kid not our
Nooooo u dunno how to POV
@@achyuttiwari7804 no bc the quiet kid would be standing in front of a wall, not you
Schrödinger: I am a professional
Also Schrödinger: *DROPS THE KNIFE*
Yes, that is the joke
Plot twist: He just wanted to show off his guns and knives.
How is this a twist
Does he have real guns or is it all airsoft?
@@bobpobcf9723 it's airsoft for sure. Most of those guns are illegal to own
@@Park-d6s not in the US. I can own a semi auto version of all of them. I have an AR but my dream gun is a FAL
@@brobasticdoooooooom4467 yeah, that's what he's doing, it's quite obvious
Cop: Any weapons on you?
Schrodinger:
“Ursus knife”
*oh god*
Ikr
Cant escape it
when the knife is sus!!!11!!
dun dun dun dun dun dun dun....dundundun
UR SUS
Imagine some dude breaking into this guy's house.
*why are there so many knives*
Famous last words
That would be like breaking into john wick’s house
U PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!!!!
@Random Man unless he pulls out his guns lol
@Random Man desert eagle: my time has come
"I'm professional"
The bloopers: *several attempts and almost lost some of his fingers and many ban-aids were used*
@@Noah-lj2sg yeah i know
why do you think he wore gloves
@@KyleMax. on the ones that he wasn’t able to wear gloves
Sir, you can't ban aids eventhough it would be a good thing. Aidscist!
@@kallekatten2 lmaoo they edited
His neighbors looking through the binoculars:
He has been possessed again..
At this point he is just flexing he's knife collection.
"he's knife collection"
lmfao
As opposed to his gun collection
Ah yes, Schrodinger is a knife collection.
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ apostrophe mean possessive idoit
*This guy: Pulls out Skeleton knife*
*Me who dont even know csgo: Bro thats a scissors*
It doesn’t look like scissors though?
@@slaycationnation he meant the blade that's in a scissor
I can't explain well
@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 No I get it now thanks.
@@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456 half a scissors. Do you call that scissor without s?
Nobody:
The quiet kid preparing for school: