@@christophercathcart881yah they totally would instead put them in a alternate universe where they are hunted for sport that say alpha male I say dumbass who messed around and found out
Hey now, don't be unfair! The title explicitly identifies this character as "Alpha Pastor" Mason. Just because he's a Christian doesn't mean he might not be "same-sex attracted". This is a term some Christians use to describe the dehumanising state of unhealthily repressing one's allegedly sinful non-heterosexuality in order to pretend that the religion doesn't cause them any harm. You know the old saying; when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me and traditional concepts of gender and sexuality hahaha
@@mysticalmisty9769 I'm Queer & have never been religious. I think my tongue might have been a bit too far in my cheek here. My post was intended sarcastically. I apologise unreservedly if my confusing words caused anyone hurt. I did a bit of a mini deep-dive fact checking so I could be confident that I wasn't talking out of my ass, and I ran into a whole bunch of brain-hurting dogma about how to be a "good" gay Christian (by believing every gay thought is sinful and definitely never acting on any of it), and it was just so horrifying that I got carried away. I did mean to draw attention to closeted pastors though. Bad for everyone.
@@josephpotter5766 You're right, every pro abortion person won't be able to lie about why they support it. So they can have unprotected sex with no responsibility whatsoever, while starting life and then ending it. Thou shalt not murder.
I don't know why, but it makes me think of the bit from the old Adam West Batman series, where Alfred uses the emergency switch to keep sending Joker up and down the Batpole.
That red lip is so perfect for you, and the red liner is amazing, not everyone can handle red near the eyes (it can make you look like you have been crying) but you really pull it off well.
Here's what I normally do, I'll tilt my head upside down then put the hat on, then tilt back up, then simply fix whatever hair didn't get put in the hat. Alternatively, tie it high in the back, then tie it in the front using your bangs (if you have any) for it to stay in place. Beanies are very good for hiding hair, never tried it on a baseball cap or other type of hat though.
I basically put my hair in a turbie twist shape and then I let the end of my hair poke out of the brim to give me "bangs" as an aestehtic choice. Beanies are great for hiding hair. Rhe number of times I have people ask me how long my hair is (ai always wear a beanie, even at work in the dead middle of Summer, and I "let my hair down" to show them they just stare at me like "what.. how.... where do you pit it all?!" And then they tell me my hair is too pretty to be in a hat all the time and then I tell them I'm going to buzz it off.
@@One_Helluva_Gay_Goose Actually, I think I heard somewhere that the word they used for "Rib" was (Probably)mistranslated and it's supposed to be "Side", as seen in another part of the bible. but yeah idk :')
@@BlueSnake8656yes, this! I watched a short a while ago frim a religious studies channel that explained the word to be more comparable in use to describing one door of a double door set, an equal half at one side. Perhaps the Adam myth could've been influenced by the older Grecian myth of Zeus halving all humans to keep them from being too powerful, which is an old explanation for soulmates (the literal other halves). Fun fact too; Lilith was told in the story to be made independently from the same clay as Adam to act as a companion, but would argue and not subserve him, as her creation was equal to his. She was later in the Middle ages associated in stories with night terrors, crib death, and for some reason on the same pedestal to them, wet dreams. Basically, sinful night happenings, even though her main sin was being an independant woman in the Garden of Eden. Final interesting point; if you think about it, allowing Lilith to thrive as she was intended and telling Adam to respect her as an equal may have prevented ""the original sin"" as the intention in making Eve was to make her suggestible and trusting of what she's told, and so she listens to the temptation of the snake, while Lilith may not have done so. And yet, god punishes his sentient mistakes rather than takes accountability...
I want to personally thank you for introducing me to that song. I'm literally subscribing out of pure gratitude 😫😫 that little clip of it sounded so good and now I'm OBSESSED with it
I feel like every different soul should get a unique punishment for how they treated others, make it more personal, because then it would affect them more
Fun torture idea: Set each key on a keyboard to a different torture method (examples Burning, extreme cold, stabbing) and write out every homophobic thing they ever said using said keyboard
As a Christian I have a good advise. Be carefull what you'll say after "God want's you to...". Yes I know, we use that sentence a lot, usually with good intentions (hopefully). But imagine being wrong and later face the awkwardness while meeting God personaly and explaining why you spoke for the God when he didn't want you to. So really, be carefull 😅
MY CATS NAME IS LITERALLY BEELZEBUB. SHES A BIG FLUFFY BLACK MANECOON TYPE CAT 😭 I know you probably said it just for the bit but the fact that you just happened to choose that out of all the demonic names you could is insane 😭😭
Your dad may be wrong in many ways and you judge him for that because Gods law is written on your heart. This is not to be confused with salvation but basic law of God toward others. Kindness, not to murder, stealing, hatred, cheating on partners... These are universally wrong. The general laws of God are written on everyone’s heart. Our conscience works with this law. There is no excuse for any human to say I was never taught how to treat another human being. God has written this law into the hearts of everyone alive. Judgment and punishment are natural and God judges too. He is an unchanging and righteous Judge. It is like when your parents reinforce their rules by punishing you when you do wrong. Unfortunately there are some bad human parents but God is not human and he is without sin. It's when we refuse to acknowledge his authority that we go wrong - like Satan chooses to do and his end is already certain because although he knows God, he refuses to submit that God is in charge.
Running away usually ends up putting you into a worse situation. Sorry if I sound like preaching to you above but I'm trying my best to commicate the truth. The Bible says that the truth will set you free but sometimes we mess up how we represent it. I know that God is true and he is holy and righteous and even when everything around me is messed up I can turn to him and call on Jesus. The Bible promises that if you draw near to God then he will draw near to you. I find peace in listening to the audio bible on here but my kids like to watch an animated Bible called Good and Evil. ❤ (they are both free on yt)
@@puddleglummarshwiggle4236it's probably not a smart idea to use the bible to try stop someone from running away when they're commenting on a video about a pastor being sent to hell and saying he's exactly like their dad
@@ryan_765i mean they telling it how they know to tell it. A pastor ain't god and if the preach with hate intended they ain't no pastor. But if we ain't gonna use the Bible I'd tell em. Get ready because leaving the house at 16 with no plan is stupid
If god does exist, I don’t know why people think making those types of videos are a good idea. Speaking on their god’s behalf and calling people sinners and the anti christ. Like, isn’t it stated in the Bible multiple times only the holy trinity can do that?
When Jesus comes back to earth he’s going to take his BELIEVERS with him to eternal life in heaven and he is leaving you here to burn in the pits of hell for all eternity
If Jesus comes back, he'll be so disappointed at all the idiots who didn't get that his whole thing was caring for the opressed and sticking it to the corrupt upper class.
Fun fact, I asked my local church about the women submitting to their husbands thing and they said almost everyone uses it wrong and all it means is to (put very basically) just not think you’re better than him. (These people also tend to ignore the verse right after it apparently) They also said you should use trans individual’s preferred pronouns because it’s the kind thing to do and won’t affect you in any way. I love pointing these things out to misogynists and transphobes. Edit: I know WE all know you should do that anyway but when people say it’s against their religion to do so I love pointing it out like yeah but the church says it won’t affect you so what’s your excuse now?
i do not understand how you manage to do both queen and frat boy so effortlessly
CONGRATS ON 1000 LIKES
I DINNIT REALIZE THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE
@@No-ue5pi understand
@@sherrifdan8621ITS BOT-
The power of drag
" awe beezlebub you're such a good demon kitty" 😂
she is 🥰
@APOLLOKIDWILL YESS
@Sundrop.Moondrop-slayyss yes I thought that
The fact the beginning and end roll so perfectly together makes it feel like hes in purgatory and your enjoying dropping him over and over again 😂
I hope that's the case
I'm really enjoying that loop.
hes in a constant loop of torture
@@EZLopez-db2cgthat’s basically the definition of hell so it works super well haha
Oh yes, perfect punishment. 😈
Idea: put all the “alpha male” dudes into the omegaverse, as omegas.
Oh...OH YES 😈😈😈
No dont put him in with us! Hed ruin the whole vibe!
the end up being twinky femboy bottoms... LES DO IT!
@@christophercathcart881yah they totally would instead put them in a alternate universe where they are hunted for sport that say alpha male I say dumbass who messed around and found out
Mare sure it's a hybrid vers and that they're nekomimis! That or the hybrid that has the most violent alphas and weakest omegas
Found you through Stanzi, you are a delight
Omg same
Sameeeee
SAME THOO
Yep
SAMEE
Therapist: Straight Mason can’t hurt you
Straight Mason:
Hey now, don't be unfair! The title explicitly identifies this character as "Alpha Pastor" Mason.
Just because he's a Christian doesn't mean he might not be "same-sex attracted". This is a term some Christians use to describe the dehumanising state of unhealthily repressing one's allegedly sinful non-heterosexuality in order to pretend that the religion doesn't cause them any harm.
You know the old saying; when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me and traditional concepts of gender and sexuality hahaha
I have never been so confused by a comment in my life. I genuinely cannot tell if you are Christian or atheist, straight, ally or queer.
@@mysticalmisty9769 I'm Queer & have never been religious.
I think my tongue might have been a bit too far in my cheek here. My post was intended sarcastically. I apologise unreservedly if my confusing words caused anyone hurt.
I did a bit of a mini deep-dive fact checking so I could be confident that I wasn't talking out of my ass, and I ran into a whole bunch of brain-hurting dogma about how to be a "good" gay Christian (by believing every gay thought is sinful and definitely never acting on any of it), and it was just so horrifying that I got carried away.
I did mean to draw attention to closeted pastors though. Bad for everyone.
Well, he can't hurt anyone anymore :)
@@yourstruly2983religion is just as delusional as thinking you can change definitions randomly and expect everyone to bend the knee.
Funniest thing was how he didn’t even question why that would land him in hell, he was like “oh….yeah”.
Can't lie in hell. That's MasonDenver canon.
He could argue that grifting bigotted morons like his followers is a victimless crime. They willingly fund him to tell them what they want to hear.
Imagine how baffled religious people are after death? Lmao
@@josephpotter5766I love that plot
@@josephpotter5766 You're right, every pro abortion person won't be able to lie about why they support it. So they can have unprotected sex with no responsibility whatsoever, while starting life and then ending it. Thou shalt not murder.
The loop makes it seem like he's being dropped into lower and lower levels of hell 😂
I don't know why, but it makes me think of the bit from the old Adam West Batman series, where Alfred uses the emergency switch to keep sending Joker up and down the Batpole.
God yes the chissy ringtone
What song is it ?
@@Budgies00001 I’m so hot by chrissy chlapecka
@@Budgies00001 “I’m so hot”
@@ninjaduck30I know, but what's the song name?
@@jacobc9221the name of the song is “I’m so hot” by Chrissy Chlapecka
As someone who hates “alpha” boys I got really excited at you ignoring him then saying how does it feel to not be heard and then making him fall
The receptionist charachter is really well done I love it
That red lip is so perfect for you, and the red liner is amazing, not everyone can handle red near the eyes (it can make you look like you have been crying) but you really pull it off well.
I admit it, the burps made the 7-yr-old boy side of me belly laugh, and I'm a girl. 😂
Ngl, a lot of girls have a bit of a 7 year old boy side. Gender expression is a spectrum, life is short, giggle at burping noises 💙
@@lilpetz500 Yup! As well as Arm Pit and Regular fart noises! Can't go wrong with those.😁
We All enjoyed that❤
Girls, gals and nonbinary pals, 😘😘
I actually loved this more than any other hell short yet!!! And the kitty omg i love them too🥹🥹🥹
I need satan and Joanne to be a secret thing and god finds out like: 😮
YES THE BEST COLLAB
God**
Yesss
YEAHHH
@@majubustamante1869gaaaawd***
His akaward laugh in the end tho, he knew he was screwed 😂✝️🔥
Loved the Chrissy and Drew shout outs. 💖
This is TOO accurate. I love it…
How do you get your hair underneath the hat so easily while making look like u got none hiding from us
Here's what I normally do, I'll tilt my head upside down then put the hat on, then tilt back up, then simply fix whatever hair didn't get put in the hat. Alternatively, tie it high in the back, then tie it in the front using your bangs (if you have any) for it to stay in place. Beanies are very good for hiding hair, never tried it on a baseball cap or other type of hat though.
they're a shapeshifter
@@StoicVeR That too.
Wigs are a thing
I basically put my hair in a turbie twist shape and then I let the end of my hair poke out of the brim to give me "bangs" as an aestehtic choice. Beanies are great for hiding hair. Rhe number of times I have people ask me how long my hair is (ai always wear a beanie, even at work in the dead middle of Summer, and I "let my hair down" to show them they just stare at me like "what.. how.... where do you pit it all?!" And then they tell me my hair is too pretty to be in a hat all the time and then I tell them I'm going to buzz it off.
...every time someone falls no matter what it's over or who it is, all I can hear is Loki going "I've been falling FOR 30MINUTES!!" 😂😂😂😂
Oh my gosh that makeup looks amazing!
That lipstick is fire
Pun intended
Only a true aro ace would not be mortally distracted by that burning kissable strawberry 😘😘
No joke, i read alfa pastor as "alfa predator" because its so early in the morning.
i mean... alpha pastors tend to be predators. lol
I mean... You aren't wrong!
There's a difference?
@@TehMomo_#TooManyAlphas the périls of #pseudoScience
OmSatan! You hit that 'pastor personality' right on the head!!! So great!!!
Well... Eve (first woman) was always Satans' favorite so talking trash about women who don't deserve it really grinds his gears in the wrong way.
Lilith was actually the first woman, she was cast out of Eden for not listening to Adam. Eve was later created from one of Adams ribs.
@@One_Helluva_Gay_Goose Actually, I think I heard somewhere that the word they used for "Rib" was (Probably)mistranslated and it's supposed to be "Side", as seen in another part of the bible. but yeah
idk :')
Reminder that a better Hebrew translation for “ezer” is not “helpmeet” but “RESCUER”
@@One_Helluva_Gay_Gooseyeah this actually makes luckier end up looking like a Saint in comparison in the Bible bell knowledge that is
@@BlueSnake8656yes, this! I watched a short a while ago frim a religious studies channel that explained the word to be more comparable in use to describing one door of a double door set, an equal half at one side. Perhaps the Adam myth could've been influenced by the older Grecian myth of Zeus halving all humans to keep them from being too powerful, which is an old explanation for soulmates (the literal other halves).
Fun fact too; Lilith was told in the story to be made independently from the same clay as Adam to act as a companion, but would argue and not subserve him, as her creation was equal to his. She was later in the Middle ages associated in stories with night terrors, crib death, and for some reason on the same pedestal to them, wet dreams. Basically, sinful night happenings, even though her main sin was being an independant woman in the Garden of Eden.
Final interesting point; if you think about it, allowing Lilith to thrive as she was intended and telling Adam to respect her as an equal may have prevented ""the original sin"" as the intention in making Eve was to make her suggestible and trusting of what she's told, and so she listens to the temptation of the snake, while Lilith may not have done so. And yet, god punishes his sentient mistakes rather than takes accountability...
After watching several of your videos, I feel like I need to hug you and say “amen”. Play on playa ✊🏻
"Oh No" the sass is amazing and the little wave at the end LMAO
I literally can't stop watching your shorts! Absolutely fantastic! You're so iconic, so glad I found you.
The fact that I didnt immediately recognize you as the pastor character 😅
It's always good when you can enjoy your job
This was perfection. No other words needed
Dude I'm not even joking when I say my aunt listens to these nutcases 24/7-
Dam, internal misogyny is strong with her
I love this man he is hilarious and brings up actual problems very very well all while doing it so seamlessly
Your makeup is absolutely amazing, I think I'm gonna cry from how awesome it is 😭
"I'm going to enjoy this." I'm LOVING it❣️You slay!
Omgosh I need that button/buzzer rn lol
Demon receptionist queen, yasss!
This is all so true. The whole alpha male thing is such bullshit. Love your work. Please keep it up.😊
Love your Hell videos!!!
I want to personally thank you for introducing me to that song. I'm literally subscribing out of pure gratitude 😫😫 that little clip of it sounded so good and now I'm OBSESSED with it
What song is that it’s so good?
It’s Chrissy Chlapecka’s new single!!!
That is the most well put together frat boy ive ever seen
My goodness you are a gorgeous individual! Your videos always make me smile 😊
I feel like every different soul should get a unique punishment for how they treated others, make it more personal, because then it would affect them more
The makeup looks absolutely ✨️FABULOUS ✨️
You did one hell of a job with that.
Love every upload. Thanks you so much.
Fun torture idea: Set each key on a keyboard to a different torture method (examples Burning, extreme cold, stabbing) and write out every homophobic thing they ever said using said keyboard
and it would be better to give the reaction of others saying it
Your lipstck is on point its beautiful !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alpha Pastor...I am outside ready to take your knees...
I thought you said "take you on your knees" 💀
Lol
It’s pastors like that who make me feel embarrassed to say I’m Christian sometimes.
As a Christian, don't worry. He, just like all of these misogenistic pastors, are going straight to the deepest caves of hell.
I had a cat named Beelzebub. I called her bubs. Another named Lucifer, Lucy for short.
I love these videos so much ❤😂
Beelzebub is canonically a cat now
Good to know
I really needed this
He's like the male equivalent to Stanzi and I love it.
Edit: what if that's the alpha guys hell? Just repeatedly being ignored 😂
I love the style of the character and the personality. So perfect.
As a Christian I have a good advise. Be carefull what you'll say after "God want's you to...". Yes I know, we use that sentence a lot, usually with good intentions (hopefully). But imagine being wrong and later face the awkwardness while meeting God personaly and explaining why you spoke for the God when he didn't want you to. So really, be carefull 😅
"Im gonna enjoy this . " yesss
Your make up is amazing. And also this is perfect
I love the looped video that implies that his hell is literally just not being listened to.
Bro is majestic
Omg the deep voice was so startling
This is so wrong. Why doesn't this channel have more subs?!
Because you can just watch stanzi instead
Ikr??
That eyeliner is on POINT
I need a lip tutorial. Those lips are ON POINT. Please and thank you 😂❤
That belch, and Beelzebub the demon kitty, are everything. 💜😆
he looks like his name is TJ...
I love the perfect loop and also I love that Chrissy's song is your ringtone.
Wait are you all the actors in that video?!
If so wow you have talent.
Loving these videos
Perfection
I love these! Keep it up!
MY CATS NAME IS LITERALLY BEELZEBUB. SHES A BIG FLUFFY BLACK MANECOON TYPE CAT 😭 I know you probably said it just for the bit but the fact that you just happened to choose that out of all the demonic names you could is insane 😭😭
My kitty is named Chupacabra 😂 cause she's a furry monster! Watch out for the cotton ball feet with hidden razors 😂
Bro i swear i should stop relate them to Obey Me when everytime i see their names like Beelzebub 😔
My cat’s name is Gus, but I call him “el gato diablo” so often that he responds to it, lol.
@@skh770 Reddit likes to call them 'murder mittens.'
MY DAD IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE WHO THINK MEN ARE THE ONE IN CHARGE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
I'm running away when I'm 16 lol
Your dad may be wrong in many ways and you judge him for that because Gods law is written on your heart. This is not to be confused with salvation but basic law of God toward others. Kindness, not to murder, stealing, hatred, cheating on partners... These are universally wrong. The general laws of God are written on everyone’s heart. Our conscience works with this law. There is no excuse for any human to say I was never taught how to treat another human being. God has written this law into the hearts of everyone alive. Judgment and punishment are natural and God judges too. He is an unchanging and righteous Judge. It is like when your parents reinforce their rules by punishing you when you do wrong. Unfortunately there are some bad human parents but God is not human and he is without sin. It's when we refuse to acknowledge his authority that we go wrong - like Satan chooses to do and his end is already certain because although he knows God, he refuses to submit that God is in charge.
Running away usually ends up putting you into a worse situation. Sorry if I sound like preaching to you above but I'm trying my best to commicate the truth. The Bible says that the truth will set you free but sometimes we mess up how we represent it. I know that God is true and he is holy and righteous and even when everything around me is messed up I can turn to him and call on Jesus. The Bible promises that if you draw near to God then he will draw near to you. I find peace in listening to the audio bible on here but my kids like to watch an animated Bible called Good and Evil. ❤ (they are both free on yt)
@@puddleglummarshwiggle4236it's probably not a smart idea to use the bible to try stop someone from running away when they're commenting on a video about a pastor being sent to hell and saying he's exactly like their dad
@@ryan_765i mean they telling it how they know to tell it. A pastor ain't god and if the preach with hate intended they ain't no pastor.
But if we ain't gonna use the Bible I'd tell em. Get ready because leaving the house at 16 with no plan is stupid
"Aw beelzebub, you're such a good demon kitty"
So, you or stanzi came first?
Fuck shapeshifting this homie IS all these forms
If god does exist, I don’t know why people think making those types of videos are a good idea. Speaking on their god’s behalf and calling people sinners and the anti christ. Like, isn’t it stated in the Bible multiple times only the holy trinity can do that?
Yeah it is quite literally stated there, I don't remember where but it does literally say not to be judgmental towards others ☠️✨
Omg I am in LOVE with you lipstick/gloss that is just.... Gah I need it now!!!!
When Jesus comes back to earth he’s going to take his BELIEVERS with him to eternal life in heaven and he is leaving you here to burn in the pits of hell for all eternity
@@justaweethistleI really hope this is sarcasm
Brother, they know not what sins they commit. I pray that God will show them mercy 😔🙏
@@totallynotpaul6211 amen🙏
This is not sarcasm but it is the truth of the church
If Jesus comes back, he'll be so disappointed at all the idiots who didn't get that his whole thing was caring for the opressed and sticking it to the corrupt upper class.
The ringtone and the kitty be accurate for me 😂😂😂
I love how the cat was named one of the 7 deadly sins, specifically the one of gluttony, I don’t know why, I just find that funny 💀
This is even more satisfying watching it on a loop. You get to experience Alpha Pastor Mike’s personal Hell in real time!
What a delightful keyboard.
I so love these videos ❤
I can just imagining this is like an eternal loop of people ignoring him to the point if frustration then telling him why he deserves the flames.
I love how he IMMEDIATLY realizes that what he did was wrong and didn't even try defending himself. Just a nervous laugh before his torment begins.
The burp gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your acting skills are FIRE
(and that's not just 'cause it's set in hell)
The double persona acting is out of this world❤
You are perfection.keep making the world a better place. Ty for your service
The CHRISSY ringtone 😂😂😂
Love your videos 🎉😊
Fun fact, I asked my local church about the women submitting to their husbands thing and they said almost everyone uses it wrong and all it means is to (put very basically) just not think you’re better than him. (These people also tend to ignore the verse right after it apparently) They also said you should use trans individual’s preferred pronouns because it’s the kind thing to do and won’t affect you in any way. I love pointing these things out to misogynists and transphobes.
Edit: I know WE all know you should do that anyway but when people say it’s against their religion to do so I love pointing it out like yeah but the church says it won’t affect you so what’s your excuse now?
I love when these come up on my feed 🤣😭💀
The look of absolute fucking contempt when they finally deigned to acknowledge him fuels me.
"I'm gonna enjoy this" very clearly you are, please continue.
Your ring tone! It's Chrissy's song! Omg!!❤
THE RINGTONEE I LOVE THAT SONG
hearing the keyboard whenever you work on the computer makes my day for some reason-
Love this, and so does my pastor.