Blac Chyna’s Mom Tokyo Toni Needs a Man ASAP | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- Blac Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni is in search of a boyfriend on her new reality dating show.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits.. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
A glaring example of why older doesn't necessarily mean wiser...
AMEN
Amen. Just A-MEN.
@Evette Robinson Trash TV is pretty nonpartisan though.
Usually the older people are supposed to be the wiser individuals but the bitch in the video is just a few of those bad apples that are just no good and lack proper home training when she was young
Amen
I can’t believe after all these years that BLAC CHYNA was the normal one in the family😂😂
That’s sad
I guess when you think about somebody had to spell China like that
Explains a lot
I watched the Tokyo Toni show and yeah.... this is the truest statement lol. Totally worth watching for the three times Blac Chyna shows up because you can tell even she thinks her mom is being too messy with this.
And smart apparently 😂
“Low key I might be on this shit next season.”
"Jamaican nigga!"
Because you have low standards🙄
Saint Zayan you’re a fucking idiot
@@saintzayan8205 This comment is a Desus quote in the clip...
@@Marz2727 ah my bad. I noticed it was in quotations. I read too fast
highkey...I would pay large sums of money to see them react to each episode
SAMEEE
they need to bring back people's couch and have them on it.
@@QuiaNeHia YES!!! I miss The People's Couch 🛋
Imagine Blac Chyna isn't the trashiest person in her immediate family.
If you only knew. Well before the Kardashians, Blac Chyna and her moms was hood infamous in the DC "ureah". And when I say hood infamous I mean even if you had light pockets you were good. Her moms would do you for a rock.
It is what it is
In fairness Chyna didn’t have much of a chance did she?
@@Sooopa_Doopa aren't they from east of the river d.c.? or eastover or something?
@@Sooopa_Doopa ...how these bitches get 'famous' famous? smh
Lmfao
“I give you unlimited data” 😂😂😂💀💀💀
Shit had me DEAD 😂😂😂😅😅😅
Tia Casey 😂😂
LMAO 😂😂😂
"I put my sunglasses on my dick"!!!😂🤣🤣
“Mami look, I do like this to you” 😂
his Dominican accents be the funniest shit
😂😂😂😂
Mero can say anything in that accent and it’ll have me rolling lmao.
“I give you unlimited data!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man, I came back to this video a year later and I swear I can’t get through the first 30 seconds without crying 😭. Their reactions are priceless when she starts talking
all the uncles showed up i'm💀😂😂
'All Type uh Uncles', tonight on showtime.
Desus and Mero need to do reaction videos for episode that show.
ON GOD
Yeeeeeeeesssss!!!! That would be hil.a.ri.ous!!!
"She's like the worst Vice Principal."
I had a vice principal nearly like this too! I was like shiiiiit, Ms. Miles
I can’t wait until Mero finds out that Tokyo Toni was born in the Dominican Republic
Wait what?!
FROM SANTO DOMINGO TOO HOLY SHIT
Dammmmm
Lmaoo. He's definitely not claiming that 😂😂😂
Lmao she’s Dominican I can’t
Back after the breakup. Miss these guys. Im laughing like old times lol
I started out feeling bad and embarrassed to watch this and then you guys up and had me dying with laughter. Thanks. I might have to watch this show myself.
I hope so. I'm not even half way through and I'm bugging
Just don’t take it serious bc this is hilarious TV
Niggas you ain't paying for no showtime.
I'd watch them watch the show...
I miss these guys 😢
I was yelling "yoooo chill" through the whole damn video. 💀
HE SAID SWIZZ BEATZ LMFAOOOOOOO
Hahahahahahahaha!!!!! 😆😂🤣😭
2:21 LOL
hattorihanzo I caught that 🤣🤣
I was choking gasping for air laughing at this s***. Wow! That first 3 seconds of that trailer had me rolling laughing
@Maria Gonzalez lol that's her love language
I legit watch this once a week. The clip is gold, their reactions are priceless, and the audience is loving it. This shit kills 😂
I didn't realize how dry reality tv really was when Flavor of Love went off the air. Ratchet reality tv is finally making a comeback!
Yes and Zeus network got most of it. Lmao This and Joseline’s show are hilarious
Her daughter is the voice of reason on this show 😂😂😂
Because she was raised by her grandmother!
This is the 1st one on Showtime that felt like Viceland Desus and Mero...
FACTS
Laughed from beginning to end. Nonstop. 😂😂
I was sitting here thinking nothing could ever beat the washed dudes from "I love NY"
But, here I sit wrong again as always
sammay1 they were so washed 🤣🤣
Or Flavor of Love
Put some respect on Mr. Boston 😂😂😂😂
Hey I love NY gave us chance 😂😂😂 and that dude was hilarious
Will it be Tango or Chance??
“I bet you can’t do this on concrete!” Desus and Mero miss nothing!! 😭😂🤣
This is possibly the best dating show ever.
Flavor of Love and I love New York hands down are the best dating/comedy shows of all time.
How strong is the brand? The video gets a like before I even start it.
Everytime!!😂
“I bet you can’t do this, on concrete.”
"Pull that foreskin back!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Swiss beats 😂😂😂 I fell of my couch 🛋
'Sexy Squidward' had me rolling 😂😂😂
I can only imagine this happening:
Tokyo Toni - "N***a 3 and N***a 7, I only have one woodtipped black & mild left to give away. Who ever I give this shit to stays in the competition for the chance to blow my back out. The other goes back to the halfway house."
Stoppp💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭
Tokyo adrift😂 u guys are killing me
I got a headache from laughing so hard at this.
Please bring desis and Mero backkkkk
😢😢😢
I started watchin this shit after this aired... i regret it but im also not finna stop watchin it 😭😭😭😭 someone help
what channel?? lmfao
It's too late. You're in the sunken place
chacha rane yo where does it air?
Omgggggggg me tooo 😂
@@jzsson2283 its on an app called Zeus. Its $4 a month lol
This still makes me cry laugh🤣🤣🤣
VH1 called, wants their 2008 Reality TV shows back 😂😂😂
“What is Swizz Beatz doin here?” -Mero 2019
They even got Jack the snake Roberts on this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean he needed somewhere to go after DDP kicked him out, so...
2:32, That white guy looks like Ron Jeremey 😂😂😂
I keep coming back to these videos, to laugh my ass off... This one in particular kills me every time. Hilarious!!
I'm SO surprised that fork didn't melt when she licked it.
TEAAARS
Lol read it as she did it😞😂🤢
Is this the Drake’s dad look a like contest?
This was THE BEST SEGMENT on their show 🤣🤣!! I remember watching this LIVE and I ran tf’ OUT 😫💀!!
“The medication Lyrica?” 💀💀😫🤣
“All kinds of niggas..” 💀💀😫🤣💀
“What is Swizz Beats doin’ here?” 😫😫🤣
“You know i been locked up forever..” 💀💀🤣😫
Bruhhhh... BEST SEGMENT EVER!!
I'd watch with their commentary.
One year anniversary of this great video. Prob my fav segment from the showtime show.
It's been a month and this is still the best TV show promo trailer I've ever seen. I mean my god lmao
Tokyo Toni sounds like my kind of broad !! I obviously have no business dating 😍😆😂
Tokyo should be a guest on the show
I cry laughing at Mero's "what channel is this?!"
So they got clearance for this one huh 😂
Kalvinツ right? When this shit aired on the show I said: NO WAYYYY they get clearance for RUclips 🤣
Every time I feel down I watch this and can't help but be in a better mood
How does mans forehead got waves 😂
The first minute alone, has me crying-laughing! Desus & Mero are hilarious... "Where's the clean version?!" Lmao! -- 😂😂
the way Desus' eyes were so red and teary after cutting to his face again hahahaha
"Ahhh, look at Sexy Squidward" 😂🤣
We need a damn series on this show alone lmao
React episode by episode lmao
Everytime I try to watch this clip I watch it three times. It's magnificent in so many ways.
'I bet you can't do this, on concrete' 😭😭💀💀💀
Is that Sammy Sosa @ 2:57?
Nah he aignt white as a ghost
YOO! They got the mans from Blue Bloods up in there??? the budget is crazy
Don't disrespect Magnum PI like that.
I laughed too hard at this.
If I had a time machine, the first thing i'd do is go back to my senior year in high school, and make my yearbook quote. "Would you tell your mom that you have a girlfriend called Tokyo Toni that twerks , likes to smoke blunts and fvck all day"
The brand is Soo strong!! I laughed so hard
3:39 yo so you telling me that ain’t Jeezy 😂😂
One of the funniest video reviews I’ve watched by y’all thus far 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
every single one of desus' facial expressions in this video was priceless
4:08 how she say that with a straight face!? LMFAO!
"I give you unlimited data!" Haaaa! Lol! - 😂
i come back to this video so often this shit is one of their funniest
Same!! Truly a classic
This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣
I CANT BREATHE!!! 😂😂😂😭😭
First 3 seconds of the promo sets the tone for the entire series!
I'm never gonna watch this show, but I will def watch Desus and Mero react to it- it's even funnier without the context 😂
Tokyo Toni dating show... I'm deadass here for this!! Can you say Trainwreck?
You is that one cat Norm Macdonald with a mustache
Lmao..that's the most sad dating show I've ever seen. Makes all the others seem classy.
when you're on parole a job is a job
This should be trending Number 1 Everywhere!!!
I have watched this episode 7 times yesterday it's so damn funny lmfaooooo 😅🤣😂👍💯
I've got SO much respect for Blac Chyna loool, she didn't stand a chance 😭😭😂😂
Im cryinnnnnggg 😂😂😂😂 the first 30 seconds fam...😂😂😂💀
Yoo that blac China mom promo had me in tears. I wasn’t expecting that 😂😂😂😭
At 2:19 you can see them self censor a nipsey hussle joke.
yo i thought i was the only one who caught that shit
Where can i find this trash??? I'm tuning in asap lol.
RUclips @zeustv
Bearded Wavy on Zeus...but RUclips has it too...I’m ashamed to admit this but TOKYO TONI’S DATING SHOW IS 🔥😂🤣😂
Fr tho
still sad they broke up
Unlimited data killed me 💀💀💀
This is the funniest, couldn't even get through the promo without yelling lmao
This is an instant classic 😂😂😂
I watched this show with friends yesterday just because of this video. It did not disappoint.
I haven't laughed this hard in a while!!! 😂
Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this is gold
The brand is Refreshed and Ready for action 👏🏻👏🏻 welcome back
Wait are they back from break or Naw
L-Dog The Great they’re back in february, they’re just giving us lil clips in between
@@MrGNugget Washed clips
I legit come back to this video for laughs all the time
They really greenlighting anything and everything these days 😭
Seriously 🤣😂😅
I’m so happy you guys did this you really should do the whole blac Chyna show
That dudes forehead looks like the Joker stairs.
You called stairs that been in the Bronx for years...the Joker stairs?
Lmao you outta line...
The dude's forehead look like the ripples on a beach
@D K no we're strong enough with the Brand to know calling it that is for trash out of towners
smokey. mcwallace Why so stair-ious?
D K smdftb foh Been watching this shyt since juice box was around poosay boi. It was another reference damn.
Yooo, high key the funniest shit I've seen all year!! Holy....!!!!
Laughing so hard I can’t breath. 🤣🤣🤣
Ramen out of the package....I'm dead 🤣
So, no one's going to talk about Tom Selleck in the line up at 2:27? 👀