Jedi Fallen Order but it's a love story

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @rowanlarson7807
    @rowanlarson7807 5 лет назад +5330

    “I have undergone character development. You stand no chance”
    One of the best lines I’ve ever heard

    • @ryanmurphy3640
      @ryanmurphy3640 4 года назад +62

      It’s often the case though lol

    • @magicmaster7395
      @magicmaster7395 4 года назад +104

      Character development is the most powerful superpower you could ever have

    • @b10-jumalonanthoneloarmang24
      @b10-jumalonanthoneloarmang24 4 года назад +30

      Which one is more powerful character development or the HIGH GROUND

    • @brianbrite
      @brianbrite 4 года назад +35

      His character development has doubled since the last time they met

    • @OppressiveMaul
      @OppressiveMaul 4 года назад +13

      Unless it’s Game of thrones

  • @matodragonespor5000
    @matodragonespor5000 5 лет назад +3431

    -Mom, dad, this is Merrin.
    -Wha... She's a witch, isn't she?
    -Dad!

  • @pandeyabhishek712
    @pandeyabhishek712 5 лет назад +2853

    Cal: "Who are you?"
    Wanderer: "Taron Malicos"
    Zanny: Evil Santa Claus

  • @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578
    @thehalfnegativeoptimist4578 4 года назад +4418

    His reaction to “I hear we’re getting new orders soon“ was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time

  • @humanbean9370
    @humanbean9370 5 лет назад +5307

    zanny: doesn’t high five that one clone trooper
    Me: *RAGE*

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 5 лет назад +322

      The clone trooper: hello darkness my old friend...

    • @krieglord573
      @krieglord573 5 лет назад +168

      His whole reality was destroyed around him

    • @liammaps2700
      @liammaps2700 5 лет назад +332

      That is why he followed order 66

    • @ilikestarwars4438
      @ilikestarwars4438 5 лет назад +27

      well he had to warn his master

    • @Dirtyvegas506
      @Dirtyvegas506 5 лет назад +4

      Human Bean I didn’t

  • @thatcrystalpie
    @thatcrystalpie 4 года назад +3709

    "I will join you."
    **squeal**

  • @KrisBN
    @KrisBN 5 лет назад +2418

    Malicos: *hits zanny*
    Zanny: Try it again, I’m ready!
    Malicos: *hits zanny again*

    • @komodogaming9598
      @komodogaming9598 5 лет назад +12

      Malicos suchs ive been stuck on him for two days

    • @victorgeorgiev637
      @victorgeorgiev637 5 лет назад +5

      Zanny: surprised pikachu face

    • @allknowingfreddybear9291
      @allknowingfreddybear9291 5 лет назад

      @@komodogaming9598 It took me 5 try's on Grand Master difficulty.

    • @barriath8841
      @barriath8841 5 лет назад

      @@komodogaming9598 He is nasty. Some attacks cant actually be parried nor dodged.

    • @dionpierre5847
      @dionpierre5847 5 лет назад

      Barriath force push

  • @ryanmitchell5614
    @ryanmitchell5614 4 года назад +407

    “Your attacks need to be bolder”
    *lifts up boulder*
    “That’s not what I meant”

    • @GhostHunterGore
      @GhostHunterGore 2 года назад +11

      Stone Cold
      This rocks

    • @GeminiKnight76
      @GeminiKnight76 2 года назад +6

      "Well, you asked for a boulder attack."

    • @Solomoncaesar
      @Solomoncaesar 2 года назад +3

      I laughed so hard at every rock joke!!!😂

  • @AlchemicOwl
    @AlchemicOwl 5 лет назад +3338

    "Your attacks need to be bolder"
    *throws boulder*

    • @sancturillore
      @sancturillore 5 лет назад +220

      and then "stone cold"
      throws another boulder.
      "this rocks"
      Throws another boulder.
      I really liked his "that's not what I meant" and how it happened several times.

    • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
      @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 5 лет назад +5

      Goteem

    • @gamingdragon2361
      @gamingdragon2361 5 лет назад +26

      That not what I meant.

    • @paradox1052
      @paradox1052 5 лет назад +29

      Lol, his timing is almost too perfect

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 5 лет назад +13

      @Mcfch Within comedy are genres. Within genres are are tropes. He said that he liked that particular trope.
      Why the salt?

  • @cheesegrater888
    @cheesegrater888 4 года назад +4570

    “Cal Kestis!”
    “Hello not Darth Maul.”
    “Then Dathomir will be your grave.”

    • @mmraynor8957
      @mmraynor8957 4 года назад +3

      CHT

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +20

      How'd he know your name? No one said it.

    • @cheesegrater888
      @cheesegrater888 4 года назад +5

      Dr. Bright you’re introduced earlier in the story

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +18

      @@cheesegrater888 you never tell him your name though. No one mentions your name.

    • @cheesegrater888
      @cheesegrater888 4 года назад +3

      Dr. Bright oh

  • @CreateAmazment
    @CreateAmazment 5 лет назад +3506

    Respawn: "This game is going to put you down the path of a true Jedi"
    Also Respawn: "Btw we put a hot nightsister in the game to test how dedicated you are to the order"

    • @proskkywhitestorm5865
      @proskkywhitestorm5865 5 лет назад +592

      I mean to be fair, in Luke’s new order the Jedi are allowed to have romances, so we should be good from a certain point of view.

    • @who_this_king
      @who_this_king 5 лет назад +343

      @@proskkywhitestorm5865
      YES, IT'S TRUE!!!
      FROM A CERTAIN POINT OF VIIIEEEEWWWW!!!

    • @donnyjoe123
      @donnyjoe123 5 лет назад +191

      Proskky Whitestorm FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

    • @justaguybeingadude9314
      @justaguybeingadude9314 5 лет назад +46

      She's lesbian.

    • @pl0xie494
      @pl0xie494 5 лет назад +124

      Brendan Connor My dissapointment is immeasurble and my day is ruined

  • @raydgesilverlight2141
    @raydgesilverlight2141 2 года назад +190

    I love how Zan just squeals every time Cal and Merrin touch.
    Basically all of us.

  • @ryanpenhaligon3432
    @ryanpenhaligon3432 5 лет назад +2107

    Zanny: Ahh Cal you jackass you broke our only wepon!
    Cal: *looks at his Greek god legs*

  • @NiraSader
    @NiraSader 5 лет назад +3530

    Merrin: “Nothing can bring back my people”
    Cal, in his head: “not even procreation?”

  • @brightdrake_9992
    @brightdrake_9992 5 лет назад +3078

    “Or maybe we’re playing a temple run game where we are running from Anakin.”
    ...ABOUT THAT..

    • @hardin2525
      @hardin2525 5 лет назад +176

      I had the same thought lmao

    • @elcid9757
      @elcid9757 5 лет назад +85

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @seamusshamrock8964
      @seamusshamrock8964 5 лет назад +26

      I literally had to pause the game when I saw Vader

    • @paulenecabang1656
      @paulenecabang1656 5 лет назад +49

      BrightDrake _99 HAHAHAHA I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT AS WELL

    • @pizamogaming3538
      @pizamogaming3538 5 лет назад +58

      Lol dont tell him anything yet

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 4 года назад +719

    I remember Merrin was like “I am the last of my people”
    And I was like “ah ha ha, maybe we could make some more, if you know what I mean a ha ha.”

    • @Shatter149
      @Shatter149 3 года назад +48

      they could make a hybrid 😏

    • @smoothiemcguffin2721
      @smoothiemcguffin2721 2 года назад +38

      @@Shatter149 technically zabraks are already partly human, they're just like a genetically altered version or something

    • @gabrysstryczek6053
      @gabrysstryczek6053 2 года назад +28

      @@smoothiemcguffin2721 Datomirians are human-zabrak hybrids.

    • @pokesaurusinninjago9631
      @pokesaurusinninjago9631 Год назад

      Funny and sus at the same time

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Год назад +2

      I am the last of my people.
      Have you actually tried to bring them back?

  • @drewthelovable6809
    @drewthelovable6809 5 лет назад +2498

    “I hear we’re getting new orders”
    Zanny: Vietnam flashbacks

  • @tobiasthorne4644
    @tobiasthorne4644 4 года назад +2731

    3 stages of zanny realizing Darth Maul is not in the game:
    "Huh?": 0% realization, 100% confusion
    "W h a t..?": 50% confusion, 50% disbelief
    *"W H A T?!?!"* : 0% confusion, 100% realization, disbelief, and rage

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 лет назад +5320

    For God's Sake Zanny! That shenanigans you're trying to pull with that Nightsister is not the Jedi way!!!

    • @JRGProjects
      @JRGProjects 5 лет назад +561

      No wonder why the Jedi Order died....you people never got past first base. Well one of you did but you almost killed him for it. Is really loving a strong sexy woman that bad for a Jedi?

    • @Blue-vf3tu
      @Blue-vf3tu 4 года назад +140

      @@JRGProjects #GreyJediAreBest

    • @manicdgr
      @manicdgr 4 года назад +240

      general kenobi do you have the right to talk about not having relatioships?

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 4 года назад +138

      what about satine

    • @bigsmoke3078
      @bigsmoke3078 4 года назад +51

      KENOBI!!!

  • @alexvogel7334
    @alexvogel7334 4 года назад +1688

    Cal and BD-1: *gets stim canister*
    Cal: With this, you and I will be unstoppable
    Zanny: *DRUGS*

  • @nodeloliver6201
    @nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад +2406

    Zan: Yeah girl, you want this Jedi di-
    Obi-Wan: So uncivilized

    • @WhatsaboutSingapore
      @WhatsaboutSingapore 5 лет назад +32

      Nodel Oliver If you replaced A with E, it named, Zen. Which is my name. My name means claim

    • @jonathanshelby4240
      @jonathanshelby4240 5 лет назад +43

      I can actually hear Obi-wan saying that.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 5 лет назад +22

      @@WhatsaboutSingapore Zen: Yeah gurl, you want this Jedi di-
      Obi-Wan: So uncivilized
      You're welcome you beautiful bastard.

    • @insertmemorableusernameher6795
      @insertmemorableusernameher6795 5 лет назад +5

      Oh, I'm not brave enough for politics

    • @fazlimh8711
      @fazlimh8711 5 лет назад +3

      SHAME

  • @funnynoodleman
    @funnynoodleman 4 года назад +1663

    7:00
    Zanny: *rants about how much he likes the clones*
    Clone: "Heard we're getting new orders soon"
    Zanny: "...uh oh"

  • @fredthecameraman9991
    @fredthecameraman9991 5 лет назад +4513

    I might do a better job if they paid me more

    • @seiv2710
      @seiv2710 5 лет назад +129

      69 comments and a heart from our lord zanny... You are lucky my friend

    • @colinscherer7212
      @colinscherer7212 5 лет назад +83

      It's okay Fred, we appreciate what you do anyway! :)

    • @Thecleetus
      @Thecleetus 5 лет назад +50

      You are the greatest cameraman ever

    • @Sorrin7274
      @Sorrin7274 5 лет назад +20

      P P nice

    • @genericscouttrooper1416
      @genericscouttrooper1416 5 лет назад +78

      Yo thanks for taking the blame fam, I got too close to being fired thanks bro

  • @Aanteatur
    @Aanteatur 4 года назад +828

    *moment Merrin is revealed: "yup, there's definitely rule 34 out there of her"

  • @krd24551
    @krd24551 5 лет назад +5825

    This is the same reaction everyone had to Merrin. She is best girl.

  • @greenhoodyman95
    @greenhoodyman95 5 лет назад +385

    "Finally, I'm on my journey to become the first ginger Sith Lord!"
    Sheev Palpatine: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @talbertobarbossa75
      @talbertobarbossa75 4 года назад +29

      "Oohh... I'm afraid the first ginger Sith Lord will be quite operational when your friends arrive."

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 4 года назад +1

      Isn't Sheev blond?

    • @hugozielinski4916
      @hugozielinski4916 4 года назад +4

      @@Couch_Banana nope
      He was a ginger search Young palpatine for confirmation

    • @Couch_Banana
      @Couch_Banana 4 года назад +1

      @@hugozielinski4916- Huh. Whoops.

    • @khaledalsharhan5935
      @khaledalsharhan5935 4 года назад

      the exact thing i was going to ype

  • @Kaydannnnn
    @Kaydannnnn 5 лет назад +1634

    "Temple run game where you're running from Anakin"
    Well no. But actually yes.

    • @cydude5856
      @cydude5856 4 года назад +51

      Revisiting this comment after finishing the game.

    • @aaeve5676
      @aaeve5676 4 года назад +13

      @@cydude5856 Yeah, but not gonna lie I did not expect that.

    • @codyracheff107
      @codyracheff107 4 года назад +1

      U spelled his name wrong

    • @tizenray
      @tizenray 4 года назад +2

      My like has made this order 666

    • @youraveragegamer8832
      @youraveragegamer8832 3 года назад

      Nice name and pfp

  • @Outlast_Gaming
    @Outlast_Gaming 4 года назад +267

    "You don't understand master I had an emotional cutscene."
    Zanny - 2019

  • @Ky_Loe
    @Ky_Loe 5 лет назад +694

    **Fight starts**
    Zanny: “I downloaded your moveset! You cannot beat me!”
    Camera: “Imma end this man’s whole career”

    • @b3a5t0fwar9
      @b3a5t0fwar9 5 лет назад +20

      *THE CAMERA!!!!!!!*

    • @Batcena
      @Batcena 5 лет назад +6

      @@b3a5t0fwar9 why do I hear maul saying this?

  • @thisaintitchief36
    @thisaintitchief36 5 лет назад +205

    “You’re attacks need to be bolder!”
    *Throws Boulder*
    “This rocks!”
    *Throws 3 boulders*
    “This guy needs to be more ferocious. Stone cold!”
    *Throws boulder*

  • @oblivion477
    @oblivion477 5 лет назад +611

    "Nothing can bring back my people"
    *Cal: Well...we can start small*

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 5 лет назад +42

      Honestly I was thinking this as well.

    • @aidanrutter257
      @aidanrutter257 5 лет назад +42

      Bring back both groups at once.

    • @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk
      @Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk 5 лет назад +26

      @@aidanrutter257 yeah. And there may even be some nightsister ritual that could somehow get a "full blood" nightsister out of the conception.

    • @calvinlong6940
      @calvinlong6940 5 лет назад +33

      The original night sister found the planet dathomer and woman who were escaping any oppression or power came to be trained as a night sister so I don’t think they have to be of blood just more willing to be trained as one

    • @aidanrutter257
      @aidanrutter257 5 лет назад +28

      @@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk Imagine a generation of force sensitive Nightsisters.

  • @zacharywhite7465
    @zacharywhite7465 4 года назад +279

    Zanny from what i learned:
    Zanny: *DATES*
    Woman: Giggles
    Zanny: You wanna meet up again tomorrow?
    Woman: Sure thing! ^-^
    Zanny: *HIGH PICH SQUICK*

    • @417Owsy
      @417Owsy 4 года назад +13

      16:05

  • @cezarelul1029
    @cezarelul1029 5 лет назад +466

    "I have downloaded your entire moveset!"
    *gets hit 3 times in a row*
    "Ok so the download was a corrupted file."
    I died 😂

  • @michawielguszewski1067
    @michawielguszewski1067 5 лет назад +632

    Jedi Fallen Order
    Episode III
    "The love story"
    Sir Zanny,The Lord of Dathomir who was trained by mighty Thanos must face his greatest fear-the girl.

    • @ChunkyChoncc
      @ChunkyChoncc 5 лет назад +54

      Can't be the only one, reading "The Girl" in Zanny's Kylo impression

    • @metaouroboros690
      @metaouroboros690 5 лет назад +15

      @@Rakerooo I can sense it. Her M U S K.

    • @isaiahlozano5301
      @isaiahlozano5301 5 лет назад +4

      More like....
      ( turns to camera )
      .....THE CAMERA MAN!

    • @sonicgem9122
      @sonicgem9122 5 лет назад

      I can smell someone from *POLAND*

    • @michawielguszewski1067
      @michawielguszewski1067 5 лет назад

      @@sonicgem9122 Yes. So what?

  • @7DeadlyJinxs
    @7DeadlyJinxs 5 лет назад +174

    Obi-Wan: "It's over Anakin! I have downloaded your moveset!"
    Anakin: "You overestimate your bandwidth connection."

    • @good-gpt2-chatbot
      @good-gpt2-chatbot 5 лет назад +4

      Don't try it!!

    • @redtoad6559
      @redtoad6559 5 лет назад +1

      Anakin: Up up down down left right left right B A start

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir 4 года назад

      @@redtoad6559 I believe you mean select start, that way both players get hundreds of lives.

    • @acoolcracker
      @acoolcracker 4 года назад +1

      Anakin: “You overestimate your storage capacity!”

  • @ClimateEatBurger
    @ClimateEatBurger 3 года назад +227

    The sexual tension between Cal and Merrin is real then I though it was just me

    • @sebasmana5798
      @sebasmana5798 Год назад +35

      Just started playing the game a week ago with no spoilers at all. I was so deep thinking Cal was a Jedi kid, never thought that he was going to get a goth gf until he said “we defeated Malicus together”… those two should get a room in Survivor.

    • @balsasjekloca9308
      @balsasjekloca9308 Год назад +26

      ​@@sebasmana5798 they got a cave. Does that count?

    • @jerkopatrik
      @jerkopatrik Год назад +14

      @@sebasmana5798 oh boy are you in for a treat in Survivor

  • @draco_shifty
    @draco_shifty 5 лет назад +321

    Zanny: “Your attacks need to be bolder.”
    Shirtless grandpa: *Breaks and rises a literal boulder from the ground*
    Zanny: “that isn’t what a meant”

  • @PrimeKingSage
    @PrimeKingSage 5 лет назад +310

    11:19
    "Ah, it's beautiful".
    "Wonder what happens, if I crush it then snort the dust".
    "No I mustn't, that's for the Dark Side".

    • @CC--ry6jy
      @CC--ry6jy 5 лет назад +6

      Tht cracked me up 😂

    • @jedi_cat_l4976
      @jedi_cat_l4976 4 года назад +8

      Did anyone else notice the Jurassic park music?

    • @jacearmor5274
      @jacearmor5274 4 года назад +1

      @@jedi_cat_l4976 Exactly!!*harmonica Jurassic Park music intensifies*

    • @zachkoptun9637
      @zachkoptun9637 2 года назад

      @@CC--ry6jy Well Its certainly crack

  • @galis4383
    @galis4383 5 лет назад +2674

    "OH NO SHE'S HOT"

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 5 лет назад +149

      I read that in Squidward’s voice 😂

    • @timmywallace5058
      @timmywallace5058 5 лет назад +9

      @@exodustimes4266 same

    • @carsonkolarik9019
      @carsonkolarik9019 5 лет назад +81

      When you see your best friends sister

    • @nathanielkemple2356
      @nathanielkemple2356 5 лет назад +11

      @@carsonkolarik9019 ...rlly??

    • @TheCrimsonKodiak
      @TheCrimsonKodiak 5 лет назад +77

      That was my reaction to the Second Sister taking off her helmet. Brought me back to all of the emo girls I had crushes on on middle school.

  • @Hiesenberg_opennanoor
    @Hiesenberg_opennanoor 2 года назад +331

    Him :Your attacks must be bolder
    Throws boulders*
    THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
    Him: this rocks
    Throws three rocks*
    THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
    this shit had me dying 🤣

    • @LaineyKismet
      @LaineyKismet Год назад +10

      Your attacks need to be more ruthless, stone cold. THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT

    • @pokesaurusinninjago9631
      @pokesaurusinninjago9631 Год назад

      Your attacks feel like pebbles
      NOT WHAT I MEANY

  • @Walter240ZX
    @Walter240ZX 4 года назад +625

    16:48
    "They fly now?"
    "They fly now."

    • @arshiaaghaei
      @arshiaaghaei 4 года назад +7

      Legit what I was reminded of. lol

  • @trevorswanton6710
    @trevorswanton6710 5 лет назад +669

    I’m glad I’m not the only one that was like “wow, Merrin is kinda hot”

    • @Ulnomad
      @Ulnomad 5 лет назад +101

      I was like "wow, merrin is SUPER hot!!"

    • @blue00phoenix
      @blue00phoenix 5 лет назад +53

      I’m waiting for the fanfiction

    • @ssjST4R
      @ssjST4R 5 лет назад +24

      Blue00 go on AO3 you’ll find tons of it, or if you’re a Wattpad user go search up A Jedi and A Witch

    • @blue00phoenix
      @blue00phoenix 5 лет назад +5

      itzmeshawn _30 thanks, I checked ao3 but that was like the same week it came out

    • @The-Big-Boss
      @The-Big-Boss 5 лет назад

      @@ssjST4R good man

  • @30hours51
    @30hours51 5 лет назад +301

    Nobody:
    Cal: Holds Merrin’s hands
    Zanny: UwU. HOLD ME CLOSER TINY DANCER.

  • @TheOnlyKlubbnoob
    @TheOnlyKlubbnoob 3 года назад +106

    “I heard we are getting new orders soon”
    “Uh oh”
    “MASTER WE ARE IN DANGER”
    don’t mind me just recording the best line

  • @TheBladeOfMontu
    @TheBladeOfMontu 5 лет назад +327

    No one:
    Zannarrator: “ The dangling testicles of Dathomir”
    Anakin: “Is it possible to learn this power?”

  • @papyrusthecool8321
    @papyrusthecool8321 5 лет назад +1847

    Nobody:
    Me after dying for the 83,385,739th time: *Gorgara, I’ve come to bargain!*

    • @bradycombs4432
      @bradycombs4432 4 года назад +13

      That’s a reference correct?

    • @comicskywalker
      @comicskywalker 4 года назад +57

      Me:difficulty I've come to bargain

    • @kennethoneal7026
      @kennethoneal7026 4 года назад +11

      @@bradycombs4432 dr strange ref. yes

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +9

      I had an easy time with him.

    • @humbertoa1963
      @humbertoa1963 4 года назад +9

      @Ludimeel Sorbo for me trilla was the hardest and gorgara the easiest XD

  • @arrowshot3000
    @arrowshot3000 5 лет назад +213

    "Your attacks need to be bolder"
    _force throws giant boulder_
    "That's not what I meant"

  • @strikerecho2592
    @strikerecho2592 Год назад +65

    Coming back here knowing how much Zanny is gonna freak out with Jedi Survivor

  • @MadamInsanity88
    @MadamInsanity88 5 лет назад +690

    "I will join you"
    *squeal*
    I had the same reaction.

  • @Kennnnyyy
    @Kennnnyyy 5 лет назад +379

    “I gave them motion blur.”
    -Zanny 2019

  • @Tucker619
    @Tucker619 5 лет назад +576

    Clone: “I heard we’re getting new orders soon”
    *prowlers theme starts playing*

    • @Aphelion.
      @Aphelion. 4 года назад +10

      66 likes

    • @mmraynor8957
      @mmraynor8957 4 года назад +3

      Whats prowlers

    • @CT-CTCheckmate
      @CT-CTCheckmate 4 года назад +8

      @@mmraynor8957 ruclips.net/video/unZRzMw48uE/видео.html here, its from the animated movie "Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse"

    • @ericdavidson9942
      @ericdavidson9942 4 года назад +3

      When he said that I did the exact same thing: NOOOO JARO TAPAL WE GOTTA DIPPPP

    • @mygeeto
      @mygeeto 4 года назад +2

      lmaooo how did that get here

  • @shadowboy3205
    @shadowboy3205 Год назад +42

    Anyone watching this after Jedi survivor, knowing everything. Merrin is the best character

  • @skylerstevens8536
    @skylerstevens8536 5 лет назад +823

    Merrin: nothing can bring my sisters back.
    Cal: PEEPEE

    • @zzteele
      @zzteele 5 лет назад +22

      Skyler Stevens thank you for just making my day

    • @rockgod6180
      @rockgod6180 4 года назад +8

      Couldn't stop laughing at this

    • @flamethereploid1352
      @flamethereploid1352 4 года назад +24

      Merrin:😡
      Cal: too far?
      Merrin: too far!!!!

    • @terrycleunion5295
      @terrycleunion5295 4 года назад +40

      Cal + Merrin= ginger night sister

    • @AlexJR122
      @AlexJR122 4 года назад +3

      You should have more likes my man 😂 😂

  • @thatkarmaguy5356
    @thatkarmaguy5356 5 лет назад +312

    1:07
    That was the most agressive three-point saber combo I ever heard in any past life, universe or timeline.

  • @Breadfan93
    @Breadfan93 5 лет назад +438

    Clone; "Heard we're gettin new orders soon..."
    Zan man; "MASTER!!!!! WE GOTTA GO!!!"
    😂😂

    • @iaini8080
      @iaini8080 5 лет назад +4

      Order 66 was directly initiated after Mace Windu tried to assasinate Darth Sidius, a contingancy that was activated by the jedi discovering who the second sith lord was. In other words, it would never have been circulating amoung clone ranks that they were to reiceive important orders. Which in turn means that it’s just a coincidince, and the clone was talking about orders from their jedi general, or the clone is force sensitive and was just trying to verify with another clone about important upcoming orders that only he could see coming.
      That clone is either accedentally foreboding, or force sensitive without being aware of his talents.

    • @Aeradom2000
      @Aeradom2000 5 лет назад +6

      @@iaini8080 I think he was referring to the new order that Tapol mentions before the Clones go psycho. It's just ironic in retrospect.

    • @iaini8080
      @iaini8080 5 лет назад

      Aeradom, the op quoted the clone.

    • @isaiahcolesanti275
      @isaiahcolesanti275 5 лет назад

      SLAP THAT CLONE TROOPER ASK QUESTIONS LATER!

  • @rexcorvorum4262
    @rexcorvorum4262 4 года назад +29

    Zanny: your attacks need to be bolder
    Malicos: I think you mean boulder
    Zanny: this guy needs to be more ferocious, stone cold
    Malicos: good idea
    Zanny: this rocks
    Malicos: no, this does

  • @theonlyzanny
    @theonlyzanny  5 лет назад +717

    Cal and Merrin in the thumbnail was drawn by Hicox! You can check out his art here twitter.com/H1COX

    • @sussyratplayermuchamong3659
      @sussyratplayermuchamong3659 5 лет назад +14

      thank you daddy, I was looking for more jerk off material...

    • @captainworldwide3106
      @captainworldwide3106 5 лет назад +8

      zanny still a better love story than titanic.

    • @perunsnowhammer
      @perunsnowhammer 5 лет назад +2

      I hope you enjoyed playing the game, I personally loved the story abd hope there will be a sequel.

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 5 лет назад +1

      The clone boi battalion is actually unkown

    • @TinTinPlays
      @TinTinPlays 5 лет назад

      Next vid second sister gets weeted by vader

  • @cflasch75
    @cflasch75 5 лет назад +134

    "Finally on my journey to become the first ginger with Lord"
    Palpatine: "You Will pay the price for your lack of Vision"

  • @flamethereploid1352
    @flamethereploid1352 4 года назад +477

    Dathomire: exists
    Zanny: DARTH MAUL!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @GTASAKI3T
    @GTASAKI3T 3 года назад +25

    12:22
    “Congratulations! You Are Being Rescued”
    Please do not resist

  • @saintdane7336
    @saintdane7336 5 лет назад +110

    7:00 Love how Zanny knows INSTANTLY what’s gonna happen when a clone mentions new orders 😂.

  • @rahulkanda321
    @rahulkanda321 4 года назад +713

    Dude this guy is so good
    He has actually watched the clone wars

    • @redacted8176
      @redacted8176 4 года назад +14

      At least someone else has

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 года назад +9

      I am in the middle of watching it happy?

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +20

      Haven’t most people watched the clone wars?

    • @sophiastelzer3341
      @sophiastelzer3341 3 года назад +32

      @@glctcthnkr8059 Sadly a bunch of people just think its a kids show so they don't bother :|

    • @glctcthnkr8059
      @glctcthnkr8059 3 года назад +9

      @@sophiastelzer3341 I mean, it kind of makes sense why people would give up on it considering how childish the first 2 seasons are. Still unfortunate though

  • @discver6660
    @discver6660 5 лет назад +515

    "I heard we're getting new orders soon"
    zanny: *sweaty intensifies*

    • @jimservu
      @jimservu 4 года назад +4

      Clone Commander: *Fires Training bolts*
      Zanny: *INTENSIFIED PANIK*

    • @6Hell6oopz6
      @6Hell6oopz6 4 года назад

      I wanted to give you a Iike but that wouId ruin best number xd

  • @zemufinman1639
    @zemufinman1639 2 месяца назад +4

    Im convinced Cal just never took his lightsaber off of training mode, thats why it takes 20 hits to kill anything

  • @finleycridland3163
    @finleycridland3163 5 лет назад +299

    Parries one attack
    *YoU HAve BeEN DoWNloADed*

  • @smithers989b
    @smithers989b 5 лет назад +680

    When Merrin touches cals hands: Ed sheeran intesifes

  • @ThieVuz
    @ThieVuz 5 лет назад +142

    Literally the entire Fallen Order subreddit after Merrin pulled off her hood:
    *THIS IS WHERE THE FUN BEGINS*

    • @nathansstuff1547
      @nathansstuff1547 5 лет назад +2

      @@JuldyAwesome there's a subreddit for everything

    • @ArchonOfChaos
      @ArchonOfChaos 5 лет назад +4

      I think you mean Rule 34

    • @metzaddict
      @metzaddict 5 лет назад +1

      UltimateDemonBeastVA follow the rules, kids!

  • @darby2956
    @darby2956 3 года назад +47

    What we were expecting: mind fucky magic boss fight.
    What we got: alien witch waifu

  • @mannyheffley3538
    @mannyheffley3538 4 года назад +197

    Nobody Ever:
    Me: “Oggdo Boggdo, I’ve come to barga- CAMERA! THE CAMERAA!!!”

  • @Lebakassemme1
    @Lebakassemme1 4 года назад +83

    13:00, "go on Cal swing! Big boy strike!!"
    (seeing Merrin) "wow... ahhh... hi 👋🏻 😏"

  • @0312Tammy
    @0312Tammy 4 года назад +166

    Clone: We have new orders soon
    Zanny: mAsTeR

  • @sentientmustache8360
    @sentientmustache8360 Год назад +44

    This one aged particularly well

  • @reviseds7642
    @reviseds7642 4 года назад +208

    Zanny: this rocks
    Taron: *throws rock*
    Zanny: wait what?

    • @deadmantwen
      @deadmantwen 3 года назад +11

      "Your attacks need to be bolder."
      /throws a Boulder at him/
      "Not what I meant"

    • @BOJO.colonization
      @BOJO.colonization Год назад

      You need to be stone cold
      That's not what I meant

  • @teykengwei
    @teykengwei 5 лет назад +261

    Just finished the game. And that exactly the same reaction I had when meeting Merrin again.
    "Merrin speaks"
    Me: Okay, boss fight time.
    "Merrin appears"
    Me: Wow, she's hot/

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 года назад +16

      Everyone had that reaction...either that or wow she’s really fucking hot

  • @sypnosis6830
    @sypnosis6830 5 лет назад +276

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Zanny: THE CAMERA!

  • @matthewd.d238
    @matthewd.d238 4 года назад +45

    Zanny: *Does anthing*
    Camera: “No, I don’t think I will.”

  • @m1nu570
    @m1nu570 5 лет назад +89

    "They re graves are all around you"
    Zany " WHAT U MEAN THE TESTICLES"

  • @ajaderabbit8399
    @ajaderabbit8399 5 лет назад +113

    "That's the Clanka hood"
    I actually laughed wtf

  • @aries_the_red8000
    @aries_the_red8000 5 лет назад +131

    zanny: JAMESON YOU SLIME WHOS THE PHOTOGRAPHER THAT TAKES THE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
    jameson:FRED THE CAMERA MAN

    • @EmperorSeramir
      @EmperorSeramir 4 года назад +2

      Zanny: I knew it!

    • @smugsuphia7846
      @smugsuphia7846 4 года назад

      I want to like this comment but it has 66 likes at the time of writing

    • @avery3024
      @avery3024 4 года назад

      Me: Looks at likes
      :68
      Me: I will do what I must

  • @TheRealDancingTurkey
    @TheRealDancingTurkey Год назад +104

    From the title of this video I can tell Zanny will enjoy survivor 😏

    • @TheGameCube64Guy
      @TheGameCube64Guy Год назад +13

      I can't wait to see his reaction. :)

    • @LBEEden
      @LBEEden Год назад +6

      He did, pretty much so🤪

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 Год назад

      ​@@LBEEden a full freaking song with piano and shit

    • @KN1GHTM4R369
      @KN1GHTM4R369 6 месяцев назад

      SHHH! DON’T TELL HIM!

    • @KN1GHTM4R369
      @KN1GHTM4R369 6 месяцев назад

      Jk its been a year since he finished that series

  • @theRalphinader
    @theRalphinader 4 года назад +297

    17:06 Actually, Sheev Palpatine was a Ginger before his age brought white hair.
    I'll see myself out.

    • @loganstewart3369
      @loganstewart3369 3 года назад +10

      Where did this information come from?

    • @JustaJabberwocky
      @JustaJabberwocky 3 года назад +29

      Of course he's a ginger he has no soul!

    • @JustaJabberwocky
      @JustaJabberwocky 3 года назад +3

      That was joke don't online shame me.

    • @JustaJabberwocky
      @JustaJabberwocky 3 года назад +8

      @@loganstewart3369 Look up young palpatine on the internet

    • @Gingy_2006
      @Gingy_2006 3 года назад +2

      Darth ginger the soulless

  • @boristhecat1152
    @boristhecat1152 5 лет назад +147

    5:08 “Cal has the legs of a Greek god.”

    • @grimmjaegerjaquez5387
      @grimmjaegerjaquez5387 5 лет назад +6

      Boris The Cat Calve Kestis

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 года назад +2

      I had flashbacks to kratos from god of war 2018 sparita kicking everyone and everything

  • @Heruagarwaen
    @Heruagarwaen 4 года назад +109

    "I'm on my way to be the first ginger Sith lord."
    Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?

  • @frit1347
    @frit1347 Год назад +67

    Wait until he sees it’s an actual love story

  • @HunterCihal
    @HunterCihal 5 лет назад +162

    I'm so happy the Fandom is in agreement of Nightsister Merrin being hot and that Cal needs to clap some cheecks.

    • @Warrend0
      @Warrend0 5 лет назад +7

      Hunter Cihal who ever says something else is out if his mind. She is hot and nothing s gonna change that

  • @fortherepublic5496
    @fortherepublic5496 4 года назад +72

    6:40
    Cal: with this you and me are going to be unstoppable.
    Zanny: DRUGS

  • @surgeofsouls
    @surgeofsouls 4 года назад +49

    "i will join you"
    zanny:"OMG OMG OMG OMG, sorry this is a work trip"

  • @capconman1233
    @capconman1233 5 лет назад +49

    13:56
    “Your attacks need to be BOLDER...that’s not what I meant.” 😂
    Later
    “Stone Cold... that’s not what I meant”

  • @КириллТимофеев-ю2и
    @КириллТимофеев-ю2и 5 лет назад +535

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Zanny: THE CAMERA!

    • @cardinal9009
      @cardinal9009 5 лет назад +1

      Глупый кирилл

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 5 лет назад

      @@cardinal9009 wat

    • @vadimko488
      @vadimko488 5 лет назад +1

      @@cardinal9009 чего?

    • @mitchelkvedar674
      @mitchelkvedar674 5 лет назад

      I said this throughout the game lol

    • @youryella
      @youryella 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you care about "stealing comments?" I'm confused. He typed text. What's your problem?

  • @ed1434
    @ed1434 5 лет назад +194

    "Jedi fallen order is Dark souls with Star wars"
    Me: c'mon that's not true
    Jedi fallen order: *rolls,doors closed and THE CAMERA*
    Me: *sweating*

  • @michaelwhalen9084
    @michaelwhalen9084 3 года назад +23

    zanny: uses bad targeting system
    also zanny: THE CAMERAAAAAA

  • @connorw6335
    @connorw6335 4 года назад +956

    I did this whole game with only two stim canisters, I didn’t know you could get more...
    It took me a really long time.

    • @damaxion5129
      @damaxion5129 4 года назад +43

      I have all ten it makes it so easy

    • @fatpurp4041
      @fatpurp4041 4 года назад +59

      By the end I got 8...
      Useful af

    • @the_frencharecoming
      @the_frencharecoming 4 года назад +19

      I used 4

    • @damaxion5129
      @damaxion5129 4 года назад +3

      WS CommanderYT YES RIFTY WILL TAKE OVER

    • @ezra2064
      @ezra2064 4 года назад +29

      I made it through with three. Regretted that very much when it came time for the final boss fight.

  • @gamedifficulty_4230
    @gamedifficulty_4230 5 лет назад +225

    “Is this the place from the clone wars episode?”
    Yes
    It’s also Starkiller base

    • @LargenirGK
      @LargenirGK 5 лет назад +25

      Hush! We don't speak Marty Stu fanfics here!

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 года назад +13

      @@LargenirGK The force awakens, the last Jedi, the rise of skywalker WoOoOoOoOo!

    • @reddevil9312
      @reddevil9312 4 года назад +5

      @@LargenirGK Grow up.

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 года назад +1

      Game Difficulty_42 rip LITTERALLY MY FATHER starkiller (not really but I wish)

    • @Brendan-kx8iy
      @Brendan-kx8iy 4 года назад +7

      @@reddevil9312 he's right, the sequels are trash

  • @mirrorlife3235
    @mirrorlife3235 5 лет назад +307

    No one:
    Literally No one:
    Zanny: *"CAMERA THE CAMERA"*

    • @shawnsanders6113
      @shawnsanders6113 4 года назад +3

      The camera is the toughest boss in the game

    • @andremerrick4925
      @andremerrick4925 4 года назад +1

      I swear if you don’t use the the lock on system outside of one on one fights you won’t have to worry about it at all

    • @ErraticConduct
      @ErraticConduct 4 года назад +1

      Your logic is flawed. I also screamed at the camera angles when I played this game, and that was even before I saw Zanny's hilarious playthrough... The camera and a few other game mechanics need a bit of work in this game

    • @mareyes8669
      @mareyes8669 4 года назад

      @Mirror Life that shit was awful and I hated it

  • @BigOSnackary
    @BigOSnackary 4 года назад +18

    I’m sure most everyone geeked out and was excited when Merrin decided to join the crew

  • @TheLast_Knight
    @TheLast_Knight 5 лет назад +280

    I legit was screaming "KISS HER!" at every scene that Merrin and Cal are in together. Another ship that they fail to make official. Dammit, Respawn!

    • @andrewcabral963
      @andrewcabral963 5 лет назад +48

      They'll probably kiss in the sequel.

    • @Anarzhy
      @Anarzhy 5 лет назад +114

      The Last Knight I mean the voice actress for merrin kinda confirmed in an ig q&a that if they make a sequel some kinda romance is gonna happen, so cal will eventually get his magical cheeks in due time

    • @praisegeraldoriveria9576
      @praisegeraldoriveria9576 5 лет назад +17

      @@Anarzhy yeah? good

    • @nywroc1700
      @nywroc1700 5 лет назад +42

      It's not EA, it's Respawn, all EA does is publish it, plus a sequel is already confirmed and they will definitely make them a thing

    • @atari947
      @atari947 5 лет назад +6

      Cals like 16

  • @crimsonwarlock8204
    @crimsonwarlock8204 4 года назад +126

    7:26 that was like genuine terror in your voice

  • @sniperstriker1147
    @sniperstriker1147 5 лет назад +43

    Clone:”i hear we are getting new orders”
    Zanny:”Uh oh, master!”
    Me: Haaaaaaa

  • @420fazm
    @420fazm 3 года назад +11

    16:55 "Its like a vision where I find all the force sensitive children on the holocron."
    *ignites lightsaber*
    ORDER 66 YOU LIL PIPSQUEAKS!
    LMAO!

  • @mbrsart
    @mbrsart 5 лет назад +359

    "I hear we're getting new orders soon."
    I'M IN DANGER.
    Also, Merrin is new best waifu.

    • @dummy.phat_womprat
      @dummy.phat_womprat 5 лет назад +2

      69 likes
      You're welcome

    • @thezenithrage1006
      @thezenithrage1006 5 лет назад +12

      Ikr i screamed i ship it when i got to the scene of survivors huh? Grey jedi maybe yes teach call the dark magic.. let him be star killer 3.0 with a new girl aka juno 2 who can actually do magic or force powers and not be a damsel in distress..
      Yes power couple...muh muh move over rey cali is here and he has a personality and is a jedi what???

    • @mbrsart
      @mbrsart 5 лет назад +6

      It would be awesome if she taught Cal how to use Nightsister Magick.

    • @Travisman123_
      @Travisman123_ 5 лет назад +1

      Caluben has entered the chat

    • @wizardjoe5002
      @wizardjoe5002 5 лет назад +7

      “ I hear we’re getting new orders soon”
      Me: OH HELL NAH
      “heads for a escape pod”