RiffTrax: Miami Connection (Full Movie)

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  • @chriswick7987
    @chriswick7987 Год назад +17

    “Oates really struggled before he found Hall.” 😂😂

  • @bloodrunsclear
    @bloodrunsclear 2 года назад +88

    For a band preaching non-violence they have an incredibly high body count!

  • @danmccarthy4700
    @danmccarthy4700 2 года назад +47

    One of my biggest pet peeves is people on TV and in movies horribly pretending to play instruments. Thank God this movie contains none of that.

  • @Palmieres
    @Palmieres 3 года назад +275

    This is one of those movies that read like a 10 yr old wrote the script: "There are these ninjas, and they're bad guys. They're so bad they ride bikes. And then there's the good guys. They do martial arts, and they are friends and go to school together. And they have a band and play the guitar! But then the bad guys don't like them and don't like their music and don't like it that they're so much better at martial arts than the bad guys are. So then they fight, and they use swords, and one of the good guys almost gets killed! But the good guys win, they kill everyone and they all return to school the next day. The end."

    • @ariheino327
      @ariheino327 3 года назад +15

      Accurate

    • @patrickmartin7692
      @patrickmartin7692 3 года назад +29

      Need to put spoiler alert first :-D

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss 3 года назад +17

      Actually, a ten year old did write something similar, but even that kid thought "nah, this is just too absurd" and he tossed the script.

    • @dn22pkkdd476
      @dn22pkkdd476 3 года назад +10

      I couldn't write anything better.

    • @tylerskiss
      @tylerskiss 3 года назад +8

      Granted, the orphan speech is up there with "I'm mad as hell...", "Tears in Rain" and the end of Schindler's List, but the rest of that stuff....

  • @Readasaur
    @Readasaur 3 года назад +146

    In fairness to Dragon Sound, every time they're apart, one of them gets beaten up, kidnapped or murdered

    • @vikramkrishnan6414
      @vikramkrishnan6414 3 года назад +14

      Like gazelles, they are really into the whole "strength by numbers" thing, aren;t they?

    • @Readasaur
      @Readasaur 3 года назад +20

      @@vikramkrishnan6414 milling around as a herd also helps disguise the fact that there are maybe two or three competent fighters among them.

    • @beeggym666
      @beeggym666 2 года назад +5

      ohmYGAWD... you're totally right!

    • @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55
      @TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 2 года назад +2

      None of them died...

    • @Readasaur
      @Readasaur 2 года назад +3

      @@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55 in the original cut, Jeff actually perished after the last fight

  • @benjaminsarno6079
    @benjaminsarno6079 3 года назад +202

    Finally, a film for orpans, by orpans.

  • @stonetic2515
    @stonetic2515 3 года назад +123

    There ain't been a free movie on RUclips this good since 1962!

  • @tobarstep
    @tobarstep Год назад +31

    My favorite part of movies and tv shows set in Miami is how they're always traveling back and forth from Miami to Tampa or Orlando. That's like a 4 hour drive each way.

    • @wwiiinplastic4712
      @wwiiinplastic4712 7 месяцев назад +4

      I used to live in Florida (Panhandle native) and went to school at UF so I've done those drives many times plus up to Jax and Tallahassee and I'm not a big fan.

  • @nicholasfox966
    @nicholasfox966 2 года назад +57

    The most amazing thing about the "Jim reveals the truth about his father" scene is that the actor playing Jim is actually crying.

  • @blampfno
    @blampfno 3 года назад +273

    If the 80s had a dream about the 80s it would play out a lot like Miami Connection.

    • @simplegarak
      @simplegarak 3 года назад +18

      *slow clap* I have been trying to figure out how to describe this film and you nailed it. I salute you with gratitude sir.

    • @Alucard-A-La-Carte
      @Alucard-A-La-Carte 3 года назад +8

      That's a REALLY great description of this!

    • @tremor3258
      @tremor3258 3 года назад +5

      Absolutely accurate.

    • @davidmorse3190
      @davidmorse3190 3 года назад +6

      Yes that decade certainly was in love with itself...and apparently lazy as all get out...God bless Ronald Reagan and the new republicans

  • @retron99
    @retron99 3 года назад +254

    "Only through the elimination of violence can we achieve world peace" - Said literal moments after our heroes brutally murder a bunch of ninjas in the woods.

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 3 года назад +49

      well they never said how they'd eliminate violence.

    • @adgato75
      @adgato75 3 года назад +33

      @@TheBonkleFox Violence is really the only option to eliminate violence.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +5

      1:22:01 As Jim dies in the car, many ninjas are doing the same in the swamp.

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 3 года назад +9

      Once again, violence shows us the way to peace.

    • @NickC979
      @NickC979 3 года назад +7

      Just as long as they can still sexually harass women at the beach.

  • @Kitschensyngk
    @Kitschensyngk 2 года назад +52

    _Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty_
    _Eating our vegetables, cleaning our room_
    _Doing our homework, saying no to strangers_
    _Looking both ways before crossing the street…_

    • @TheTrueCaptainAwesome
      @TheTrueCaptainAwesome 2 года назад +5

      Who knew what we are taught in Kindergarten would truly be the rules to life, AND defeating an entire ninja horde?

    • @HoChiMints2007
      @HoChiMints2007 2 года назад +4

      TAE KWON, TAE KWON

    • @halfling49
      @halfling49 Год назад +1

      ​@@HoChiMints2007 Take one, everybody! TAKE ONE

  • @Misfit_Kitten
    @Misfit_Kitten 3 года назад +129

    The band's music sounds like something the Ninja Turtles would sing on their Coming Out of their Shells tour.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +10

      I agree. This band's lame ass kiddy songs makes the Ninja Turtles doing a song with Vanilla Ice seem like a good idea.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 3 года назад +15

      @@shawnfields2369 Dragon Sounds crawled so that "Go Ninja Go" could run!!

    • @ryanv5990
      @ryanv5990 2 года назад +9

      “Lame ass kiddy songs” excuse me don’t ever disrespect Dragon Sound like that again

    • @jakublulek3261
      @jakublulek3261 2 года назад +2

      They sound like a bad Genesis cover band. And I've seen many of those.

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale Год назад

      Think about the fight scenes you could roll into the act!

  • @StarShipGray
    @StarShipGray 3 года назад +378

    This movie means a lot to me on a personal level. I was an or-pan myself growing up. Unfortunately I was raised in the 90s so I had to be part of a boy band and fight trailer park gangs that sold crystal meth.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +22

      Did you get your world tour after beating the gangs?

    • @StarShipGray
      @StarShipGray 3 года назад +24

      @@suchiuomizu No. My family was from Chernobyl.

    • @willtheangrydudeist9120
      @willtheangrydudeist9120 3 года назад +21

      So when are you making THAT movie???!!!!

    • @tahustvedt
      @tahustvedt 3 года назад +13

      I was an and-pan. Can relate.

    • @paxhumana2015
      @paxhumana2015 3 года назад +7

      @@StarShipGray , damn, so were there any corrupt politicians and weapons that were involved in those fights, as well as food and items that were found under wooden crates, oak barrels, oil drums, traffic cones, etc.?

  • @Dangeresque300
    @Dangeresque300 3 года назад +206

    Why are there so many
    songs about friendship
    and bands that do tae kwon do?
    Everyone shares the john
    And throws in for breakfast
    And plays local college shows
    Think there's a subplot in there about ninjas
    stealing cocaine and money
    Someday we'll find it
    The Miami Connection
    The tough guys, the orpans, and me...

  • @TheFunklin
    @TheFunklin 3 года назад +129

    This is a mind f***. I'm from Central Florida and I grew up attending YK Kim Taekwondo in the late 80s and early 90s, and it was not until the last several years that I realized he had made a movie back then. And that it was this ridiculous

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 3 года назад +17

      Is he as awkwardly wholesome and well-meaning as he seems haha?

    • @Wonderpalm1979
      @Wonderpalm1979 3 года назад +15

      But did he pinch your nose with his toes?

    • @em_birch
      @em_birch 3 года назад +9

      He's very cool, and you are also very cool for having been one of his students.

    • @drasticbread249
      @drasticbread249 2 года назад +4

      I hope they taught you the nose grab move.

    • @henryhammond7393
      @henryhammond7393 2 года назад +1

      Glad he found his calling.

  • @darronjonesii637
    @darronjonesii637 3 года назад +364

    Honestly thank the marketing guy who came up with the free riffs idea!

    • @buckb6976
      @buckb6976 3 года назад +51

      I agree. I own this one and watch it frequently, but there's something about the live stream that reminds me of the days when MST3K was on CC & SciFi. I can't not watch...

    • @elleembee6335
      @elleembee6335 3 года назад +14

      I enjoy watching their twitch channel. You never know what will come on next and the chat is amazing. The mods are a lot of fun and they make sure to keep things light so that it's enjoyable whenever you're on.

    • @sarabell3164
      @sarabell3164 3 года назад +3

      Yeah no shit!!!! Lol

    • @nashvilleslim
      @nashvilleslim 3 года назад

      @@sarabell3164 yeah these people talking about twitch and live stream. Fuck em.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 3 года назад +3

      Seriously, I love Rifftrax but their formula frustrates me sometimes..I pay for the monthly friends account, but that only gets me like 10% of the content, otherwise you gotta buy everything individually which would add up to hundreds haha
      I've seen a lot on Prime & Tubi, but would gladly pay a little more even just to get the audio tracks

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 3 года назад +78

    I rarely say this about the movies ending up on MST3k/RiffTrax but what gets me, is they seem like a group of legitimately decent guys. It's a terrible movie and they're not great actors, but I do applaud the clearly passion project. I say the same about Time Chasers.
    _"Oh my God!"_

    • @TheTrueCaptainAwesome
      @TheTrueCaptainAwesome 2 года назад +19

      If you haven't, I would like to humbly suggest you look into the origin of this film, specifically the Y.K. Kim story of how he saw his mother's ghost which told him to complete the movie.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu Год назад

      You sound like a Castleton snob.

    • @amymormino3029
      @amymormino3029 11 месяцев назад +3

      This movie is really silly but part of why I love it is the sincerity behind it. It is sweet in its message of friendship and ridiculous at the same time. And those songs are legit 80s goodness!

    • @tomhill6047
      @tomhill6047 6 месяцев назад

      I feel the same way about "Teenage Strangler," which was lampooned on MST3K. It's an adorable movie. They tried so hard.

  • @davidandadamplaygamesphelp3601
    @davidandadamplaygamesphelp3601 2 года назад +20

    Tommy Wiseau wishes he could make movies as awesome as this.

  • @captaindunsel2048
    @captaindunsel2048 3 года назад +47

    Mike's voice when he yells "put me down for twenty bucks" killed me, HAHAHA.

  • @mrmusickhimself
    @mrmusickhimself 3 года назад +48

    I love how often the guys just chuckle to themselves -- genuinely enjoying and being baffled by this movie.

    • @andieallison6792
      @andieallison6792 Год назад +1

      I love the ones where they just laugh at each other + the movie because its so ridiculous, someone needs to make a compliation.

  • @undoneonion90
    @undoneonion90 3 года назад +40

    My theater had to clap out of sync during the live show, that was awesome.

  • @ThatGuy-y2c
    @ThatGuy-y2c 3 года назад +62

    I genuinely love the songs in this movie

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +4

      Friends together for eternity yada yada yada through thick and thi in

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      Friends together for eternity yada yada yada through thick and thi in

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 2 года назад +1

      80s has great music

    • @Madman6505
      @Madman6505 2 года назад +1

      They are catchy!

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 года назад +4

      They play to win

  • @ZERO_O7X
    @ZERO_O7X Год назад +6

    God Bless the good hardworking people at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinemas and Vinegar Syndrome for finding and bringing us lost gems like this and New York Ninja.

  • @mrmonty86
    @mrmonty86 3 года назад +56

    The song "Tough Guys" would be a great theme for a cheesy syndicated 80s sitcom starring former NFL players.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +8

      Sadly, Peyton Manning will not be joining them for said sitcom... because he was unfortunately, moments earlier, brutally murdered by a ninja star, also known as a shuriken. F in the chat for bootleg Peyton Manning's stunt double, everyone.

    • @mrmonty86
      @mrmonty86 3 года назад +2

      @@shawnfields2369 LMFAO.

  • @jamesremington8056
    @jamesremington8056 2 года назад +26

    this movie is a masterpiece of cult cinema. The enthusiasm and effort they put in is 1,000,000 percent more than the budget could ever control.

  • @RavnerRavner
    @RavnerRavner 2 года назад +20

    You can say whatever you want about this film, but grandmaster YK Kim really pulled it together and made some pretty cool fight scenes here. The fight choreography is really good and the storyline is cool too. His Hang-Up was that he had no filmmaking experience. Nevertheless it's lit well, beautifully shot, and should have actually received more Acclaim. in the '80s martial arts / ninja films where rather ubiquitous in the US for a Time.

  • @particularbored6072
    @particularbored6072 3 года назад +21

    The pop up _"Give me the letter!"_ line will never not make me laugh, so hard. It's perfect and perfectly timed. 🤣

  • @cosmiccatcreates
    @cosmiccatcreates 3 года назад +45

    The best part of this Riff is listening to you guys chuckle at each other's jokes. It makes me laugh 10xs harder and I may have peed myself a little one time.

  • @LordmonkeyTRM
    @LordmonkeyTRM 3 года назад +72

    OMFG we don't deserve you guys. You're the best❤️

  • @Du-Masses
    @Du-Masses 3 года назад +159

    Damn it. Now I’ll have “against the ninja” in my head for the next few months. But at least it’s better than Birdemics “Hanging out with my family”….or is it?

    • @dianalewandowski7421
      @dianalewandowski7421 3 года назад +18

      I don't know, friend...that one's a toss up 😁

    • @Snake3169
      @Snake3169 3 года назад +24

      Nah I think California Lady is the best.

    • @Du-Masses
      @Du-Masses 3 года назад +10

      @@Snake3169 “California Lady” is pretty low key fabulous but not quite as catchy as “hanging out with my family” or even “idiot control now.”

    • @godmaentertainment4375
      @godmaentertainment4375 3 года назад +9

      against the ninja is a great track!

    • @raygiordano1045
      @raygiordano1045 3 года назад +10

      The Moon Zero Two song gets a lot of play from the sadistic DJ that lives in my head.

  • @tahustvedt
    @tahustvedt 3 года назад +16

    This movie is so violent yet so innocent.

  • @LolliPop2000
    @LolliPop2000 3 года назад +32

    "Getting kicked in the stomach made me fall forward somehow" = the Zapruder Maneuver

    • @stutzbearcat5624
      @stutzbearcat5624 2 года назад +1

      Internet comment of the DAY ... no ... WEEK!
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @tuckerbowen4626
    @tuckerbowen4626 3 года назад +45

    two different characters giving long, melodramatic monologues about how their fathers walked out on them... always made me wonder if the screenwriter had some issues they were trying to work through

    • @briannoojin1710
      @briannoojin1710 3 года назад

      probably a safe bet...

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +7

      Cliche addiction, worse than cocaine

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 Год назад +6

      Would be best if they were the same father, and no one knew until the end of the film

  • @UtushoReiuji
    @UtushoReiuji 3 года назад +92

    After having watched this I feel like I qualify to be a tough guy now.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +9

      But are you ready to be a tough guy ninja?

    • @TheGourdKing
      @TheGourdKing 3 года назад +18

      Oh, really? And how many scarfs do you own?

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 года назад +10

      are you ready to film a street fight scene without a permit?

    • @UtushoReiuji
      @UtushoReiuji 3 года назад +5

      @@GenY42 Whoa, I'm not that tough.

    • @ilikemorestuff
      @ilikemorestuff 3 года назад +4

      Let me just drink this milk and take off my shirt .. hold my pole.

  • @sledzeppelin
    @sledzeppelin 3 года назад +69

    This is what happens when a real estate investing seminar becomes sentient and gets aspirations to make it big in Hollywood.

    • @radiofiendify
      @radiofiendify 3 года назад +6

      To be fair, what they produced is still far more entertaining than anything Hollywood had managed in the last 15 years.

    • @carsonheschle642
      @carsonheschle642 3 года назад +8

      No no you’re thinking of Neil Breen haha

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 7 месяцев назад

      Now, if it was a software sales conference, it'd be the spitting image of James Nguyen.

  • @adamtokay
    @adamtokay 3 года назад +39

    Nothing beats the rewatchability of rifftrax movies. I think it's my 5th time watching MC and loving every minute of it!

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      This made me immediately think...lovin every minute of it - the 80s song by loverboy lol

  • @peanuts_ma8965
    @peanuts_ma8965 3 года назад +57

    Ninjas and cocaine. Yep, it's the 80s.

    • @Harkness78
      @Harkness78 2 года назад +5

      Motorcycle cocaine Ninjas!

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 2 года назад +5

      “It’s the 80’s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan.”
      -Mike Nelson, “Hobgoblins” MST3K episode

  • @beckyriddle6650
    @beckyriddle6650 3 года назад +104

    Loved MST3K as a kid and I’m loving Rifftrax! Thanks for putting this content out for all of us ❤️

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад +1

      I wish they could post the big movies they did, like top gun, the twilight saga, and others, but I'm almost positive youtube wouldnt allow it

  • @cremetangerine82
    @cremetangerine82 3 года назад +23

    Love their song lyrics in this!
    23:36 - 🎶 “Put me down for 20 bucks…against the ninja!” 🎶
    52:52- 🎶 “Riding on motorcycles/Through Central Florida!/Well, some of us are wearing scarves,/and some of us…are HUUUGGEE!” 🎶

  • @monicaballard4825
    @monicaballard4825 2 года назад +8

    The less-than-epic final battle at the end took place at Dixon Azalea Park where I took my wedding vows in the mid-80’s! Funny, I don’t remember seeing any fighting ninjas… but then , ninjas are sneaky like that!

  • @theboombody
    @theboombody 3 года назад +13

    "Friends" might legitimately be one of my favorite songs ever.

  • @sneakyskunk1
    @sneakyskunk1 2 года назад +10

    How did they fit this much 1980s into one film? The answer is probably cocaine. It usually is when discussing that particular decade.

  • @GorbixElite01
    @GorbixElite01 3 года назад +32

    OHMYGOD! It's Miami Connection!
    Alright boys, time to pop off those shirts, force feed your roommates and find a nostril to park your big toe in!

  • @danjohnson887
    @danjohnson887 Год назад +4

    One of the greatest rifftrax ever made. I just love the home scenes when they are at the down time. I can't explain it I just enjoy it. 🙂

    • @danjohnson887
      @danjohnson887 10 месяцев назад +1

      I agree totally!!!!!!!!

  • @peacockfilletsteak
    @peacockfilletsteak Год назад +2

    This movie was AMAZING. I don't think there is a movie that is more '80s than this.

  • @maruraba1478
    @maruraba1478 3 года назад +46

    Dragon Sound is the bomb.

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 3 года назад +10

      Really is an International band 😂

    • @algomaone121
      @algomaone121 3 года назад +4

      Yeah, they bomb!

    • @johnrust592
      @johnrust592 3 года назад +2

      I demand a Dragon Sound/Dragonforce tour this Fall.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +1

      No diggity.

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад

      @@lookbovine They got to bag it up.

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H 3 года назад +29

    36:00 "Also I think we might be the same person?"
    😂😂😂

  • @5OLO
    @5OLO 3 года назад +28

    This is the laugh I sorely needed today…a few hours ago I found out that one of my Aunts passed away and it really didn’t set in until a few minutes ago…movies like this, with the Rifftrax crew, have really helped keep my mood up and positive…also the fight scene at the 28:07 mark where you can clearly hear what sounds like a chicken clucking is priceless 😂…

    • @Madman6505
      @Madman6505 2 года назад

      🤣

    • @kristycornish6088
      @kristycornish6088 2 года назад +1

      pass on the laughs! 😸Rifftrax are the best cure for the sads most of the time 🙌

  • @guyvanarsdall7686
    @guyvanarsdall7686 Год назад +5

    I was around long before the 80's and I've seen more than my fair share of bad movies from that decade, but dear God this is awful. Thanks RiffTrax for making it intenitally funny!

  • @Ayoosi
    @Ayoosi 3 года назад +18

    This is the strangest take on Westside Story I've seen

  • @CrisCozy
    @CrisCozy 3 года назад +25

    “80s guys wait patiently for the 80s to begin”
    😭😭😭😭

    • @svenjansen2134
      @svenjansen2134 2 года назад

      The Hunt for Duran Duran does that to me too. You too who be 40?

  • @carsonyoung9965
    @carsonyoung9965 11 месяцев назад +3

    How many "sonofabitch" lines did we get from angry beard guy? Seems like at least 7

  • @joshDammmit
    @joshDammmit 3 года назад +24

    This movie is adorable

  • @adamfowler350
    @adamfowler350 2 года назад +4

    You know out of all the rifftrax movies, I think this one is probably the most watchable. It's pretty constant with action through its entirety.

  • @TerrenceNowicki
    @TerrenceNowicki 3 года назад +20

    @42:23: They're gonna perform in Arlen? I guess Hank Hill would appreciate their band's emphasis on friendship, loyalty, and honesty.

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 года назад +9

      "Friends gotta have a real fine cookout, using propane and propane accessories."

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 года назад

      I tell you whut

    • @Popebug
      @Popebug 2 года назад

      Gonna ask Y.K. Kim if he's Chinese or Japanese.

  • @ColeHomeVideo
    @ColeHomeVideo 3 года назад +8

    Not gonna lie, the music/score is really really good. Too good for the film.

  • @Flood520
    @Flood520 Год назад +1

    8:22 establishing text: Orlando, Florida
    Most prominent building in the shot: Coral Gables Florida
    Brilliant, 10/10 editing.

  • @surfingnerd621
    @surfingnerd621 3 года назад +12

    "All five of these guys wanted to be the pink Power Ranger for Halloween" lmao

  • @Eisenwulf666
    @Eisenwulf666 3 года назад +13

    I love how the bearded "bad guy" has a "Colorado" cap on in the bikers bar. They just had one cap that fit

  • @leeshajoi
    @leeshajoi 3 года назад +17

    That friendship song makes the soundtrack of My Little Pony sound like Sondheim by comparison.

  • @douglasjohnson4382
    @douglasjohnson4382 3 года назад +59

    The more you see of this movie the less sense it makes.

    • @StanSwan
      @StanSwan 3 года назад +5

      I though Jim said his father was Korean the first half of the film? Then Eddie Murphy shows up with talc in his hair?

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +3

      @@StanSwan No wait, Jim said his MOTHER was Korean, not his dad. Not that it really matters, this movie still blows. It tries to mix an 80's teen romance drama, with guys that play in a crappy band, and don't wear shirts, and adding in ninjas and drugs, and then, tries to combine them, only fail massively, and make one of the most confusingly stupid movies ever made, but at least RiffTrax make it watchable.

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 3 года назад +1

      The acting is some of the worst I’ve ever seen in an MST3K movie

    • @Every_Day_islike_Sunday
      @Every_Day_islike_Sunday 3 года назад +1

      Hahahaha so true!

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 3 года назад +3

      @@shawnfields2369 Take one! Take one!

  • @waynehand4600
    @waynehand4600 3 года назад +14

    “Tough Guys” is the lost 80s anthem

  • @michaelbauers8800
    @michaelbauers8800 Год назад +4

    A FRIEND?! His reaction is understandable. A friend is a bad as war, a hurrican, a volcano, or maybe all at once.

  • @grav8e
    @grav8e 3 года назад +53

    I found my father! Oh-my-GOD!

  • @Every_Day_islike_Sunday
    @Every_Day_islike_Sunday 3 года назад +7

    My favorite Rifftrax! I've seen it four times now.
    I'm not Pat Be-ne-tar!
    Edit: six times now! Friends Forever!

  • @beef_boy_supreme3604
    @beef_boy_supreme3604 3 года назад +13

    never knew michael phelps was in a karate movie

  • @DigiAkuma
    @DigiAkuma Год назад +3

    9:36 - P.S. Friends by Dragon Sound is the song that plays during the credits when you beat Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon. Is your mind blown? If it is, then you're welcome!

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 10 месяцев назад +1

      It did blow my mind when I heard this song in this movie and I was thinking....WAIT I HEARD THIS BEFORE 😆

  • @roringusanda2837
    @roringusanda2837 Год назад +4

    How is NOBODY in this club clapping at the same time as anyone else??!! 🐙🎸👏👏👏

  • @davajita
    @davajita Год назад +1

    Whenever the extended scenes of the group of guys just palling around or eating or sticking up for each other, YK Kim is always the most enthusiastic - cheering the loudest, asking about giving money for Jim's suit, stuffing food into the other guys' mouths... I sincerely believe these moments are largely improvised and YK Kim is a seriously lonely guy who directed and acted in these scenes so he could imagine what it would be like to have a group of ride or die best friends that always do everything together. He was only 30 when this movie was made (even though he looks like he is in his mid forties) and he probably dreamed of having the classic American college experience but never got to. It makes me a little sad for him, especially since you can clearly see that the other guys just aren't into it on the same level he is.

  • @sleepyhollow783
    @sleepyhollow783 3 года назад +12

    29:04 🎶"Friends through eternity,
    Sharing the utilities,
    Picking pubic hairs off the soap..."🎶
    😄 🤖🤵🤖

    • @GenY42
      @GenY42 3 года назад +9

      At the live show, the audience groaned at the last line and Kevin said "oh come on, you know it happens"

  • @kamildrews3517
    @kamildrews3517 3 года назад +13

    @55:51
    "Drinking Beer,
    From a plastic cup.
    Talking to a guy with a beard.
    Still talking to a guy with a beard,
    And here's another guy with a beard.
    TOUGH GUY!"

    • @shawnfields2369
      @shawnfields2369 3 года назад +3

      "Casually milling around, obeying traffic laws, affectionately messing around with TOUGH GUYS!!" "I can't operate a motor vehicle... TOUGH GUYS!!!" "I'm guessing this song's just a jingle for a new type of cleanser?" "Giving women gentle demure kisses, TOUGH GUYS!!!"

  • @louiseporterbridges2040
    @louiseporterbridges2040 3 года назад +4

    I really liked the structure of that Take One, Take One song: verse, chorus 1, chorus 2, verse, verse, verse, verse, verse, verse, chorus 1, verse, chorus 2, FIST PUMP!

    • @chriscraven9335
      @chriscraven9335 2 года назад +1

      That 'Take One, Take One' song is actually a masterpiece called 'Against The Ninja"

  • @AskALibbieist
    @AskALibbieist 3 года назад +17

    Miami Connection is my favorite thing to watch while I'm high.

    • @Contrajoe
      @Contrajoe 3 года назад +2

      you'd have to be higher than Rick James on the International Space Station to understand what the hell is supposed to be going on

  • @KC-hc4uf
    @KC-hc4uf 3 года назад +17

    Rifftrax just keeps on giving! Thanks, guys!

  • @olscratch74
    @olscratch74 3 года назад +45

    "Dragon Sound and friendship for life!!!"

  • @megandonnelly5831
    @megandonnelly5831 2 года назад +5

    "You can hassle my hoff anytime." Literally did a spit take

  • @t1p9d
    @t1p9d Год назад +1

    This movie has inspired me to one day make a Good Circle

  • @puddingskin100
    @puddingskin100 3 года назад +11

    23:10 Activating FULL Mullet Power!!

  • @Untrus
    @Untrus Год назад +2

    Gangsta Ninja!!! How have I never heard of this film I would have flipped out over this movie… when I was young I used to watch American ninja 2 and movies like it on repeat

  • @williambourque6963
    @williambourque6963 2 года назад +6

    This should've been a proper MST3K episode back in the day. Imagine if it was like a season 7 or 8 one! Glad you guys got around to it.

  • @unclegumbald989
    @unclegumbald989 3 года назад +5

    WHERE DID ALL THE SHIRTS GO?! Was there a Great T-Shirt Drought of '87 that nobody told us about?!

  • @gsigs
    @gsigs 3 года назад +34

    That wasn't nearly as awful as I was expecting. Hardly any scenes of safely pulling out into traffic.

    • @suchiuomizu
      @suchiuomizu 3 года назад +12

      This is Miami Connection, not Mitchell.

    • @dn22pkkdd476
      @dn22pkkdd476 3 года назад +11

      @@suchiuomizu oh god.
      MITCHELL CONNECTION
      Joe Don Baker joins Dragon Sound,

    • @5OLO
      @5OLO 3 года назад +5

      That could also be a Birdemic reference too 😆

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 3 года назад +2

      @@5OLO any James Nguyen movie.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +3

      Failing to jump into cars, though?
      Plus there’s 28:59...

  • @VitoDRF
    @VitoDRF 3 года назад +16

    “A neon welcome sign, oh my God!” Lol!!!

  • @asnider001
    @asnider001 11 месяцев назад +3

    “He’s reading the novelization of the song “Tough Guy”…”

    • @JustinJTime
      @JustinJTime 9 месяцев назад

      "IT SURPRISINGLY GOOD!"

  • @ChampionElCid
    @ChampionElCid 10 месяцев назад +1

    57:20
    You can hear them laughing in the background, that alone cracks me up. I assume it's a reaction to the guy appearing in just his boxers. This whole scene is just hilarious!
    1:09:37
    For the, "I found my father, oh my god!" scene

  • @weekendmom
    @weekendmom 3 года назад +5

    This one has the particular reek of 'direct to video' of the 80s.

  • @Jourdan0311
    @Jourdan0311 Год назад +2

    This is my all time favorite rifftrax movie lol

  • @fromvault801
    @fromvault801 Год назад +3

    'Rock n roll cocaine ninja. Rock n Roll cocaine ninja'
    -To tune of "Rock n Roll Martian" from Merlin's Shop of Mystery

  • @metalbladerecords
    @metalbladerecords 3 года назад +91

    Good circle!

    • @jeffjensen8
      @jeffjensen8 3 года назад +15

      Sorry, but we're looking for 3rd place and above 'Circles'.
      A Better Circle, if you will.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 3 года назад +9

      @@jeffjensen8 Not to be confused with last year's winner, A Perfect Circle.

    • @thetandfpodcast
      @thetandfpodcast 3 года назад +2

      Those Unearth albums you put out kick ass.

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 3 года назад +7

    I really recommend purchasing the Live Version. One of the best riffs!

  • @humanbeing2420
    @humanbeing2420 8 месяцев назад +1

    This film features the legendary band *Dragonsound* in its prime. Arguably one of the best blues-based progressive pop-metal new wave funk rock bands to emerge from the vibrant mid-1987 Orlando music scene, the band is shown here at its early creative peak, carried by the virtuoso guitar pyrotechnics of Y.K. Kim, in a period of critical and commercial success that lasted for several months and whose impact was felt across western central Florida. The band's coke-fueled run of bravura performances at Park Avenue, central Florida's hottest night club, introduced Orlandans to a new dimension in rock and roll and have since become the stuff of legend for the tens of hardcore D-Sound fans (known as "Dragonheads") who allegedly exist.

  • @davids3353
    @davids3353 3 года назад +5

    "Well some of us... are wearin' scarves and... some of us, are HUGE!!!"

  • @skinoff89
    @skinoff89 10 месяцев назад +1

    The worst part about the songs is how catchy they are 😂

  • @PhilinBrazil
    @PhilinBrazil 3 года назад +5

    Finally the Hall and Oats riff ... I was waiting for it cause how can you not

  • @paxhumana2015
    @paxhumana2015 3 года назад +11

    This movie is honestly the real life version of something like Double Dragon, Final Fight, Streets of Rage/Bare Knuckle, or Crime Busters/Crime Busters 2, but not nearly as well done as those video games.

    • @Titleknown
      @Titleknown 2 года назад +1

      I mean to be fair, most of those were directly inspired by the movie Streets of Fire. Which I recommend btw.

  • @jesseslack2089
    @jesseslack2089 3 года назад +7

    Can we at lest say that bgm of this movie is pretty damn awesome...it's way better than it should be.

  • @LikeSomeDude
    @LikeSomeDude 3 года назад +6

    Dare I say it: Miami Connection is the funniest of all Rifftrax

    • @chillydawgg4354
      @chillydawgg4354 3 года назад +1

      Maybe the Miami connection is that this & guy from Harlem both take place in Miami, & are both free on RUclips, & are the 2 best free riffs on RUclips

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 4 месяца назад +2

    i dont get good music stuck in my head... i don't get popular music stuck in my head... i get
    “Friends through eternity, loyalty, honesty, we’ll stay together through thick or thin; friends forever, we’ll be together, we’re up top because we play to win”
    ... i don't even have friends....

    • @phillipwattsjr.4714
      @phillipwattsjr.4714 3 месяца назад

      "Friends through eternity/sharing the utilities/picking pubic hairs out the soap!" 😂

  • @DragonMaiden77
    @DragonMaiden77 3 года назад +19

    I unironically love the music in this movie