Brother You seen what's up with us? All these pride parades, drag queens and other shit...real man are slowly dying and there will be soon no man who will work in heavy industry what runs whole infrastructure of world and it will end up falling apart It's already been set in stone, they want to destroy us as human race, that's why there are fights for man vs woman gender, then there are those who say you pick gender, then there are soyboys and femboys who don't even know what throwing dirt with showel means...society failed and we as human race will go extinct since people let world goverment to control them and they blindly eat it with whole ass fishing rod...world is not same as we remember it and apparently father figure ain't shit anymore...
I'm a chemistry major from a rural family aiming to make it big in the city and protest for justice wherever I go for those around me. I've been involved in several unionist struggles, we've secured higher wages, investment disclosure and divestment, and we've even secured improved either conditions in tertiary industries with the help of rapid strikes. I came here to study in my free time. I went to RUclips shorts to get the tutorials faster. I scrolled. Here I am. Is this really the world I want to fight for? Is this really it?
I dropped my phone and lose it and I hear this. I want to break my phone. I never want to go on RUclips just cuz this video. I seriously want to cry now
BRO i was really thinking i cant hear the asmr and then i let the volume louder and a friend from my mom was sitting right in the couch i have a heart attack bruh
Discord mod setup bro 💀
lmaoo
these gay ass yt shorts kids probs stroking to this💀💀💀
xd 💀
Fr💀
He'll nah if i tested that keyboard I would get the belt 💀
how are we even the same species
This comment cracked me up bro 😭
He is subhuman.
NO FR.
Suguru Geto?
Some people do take it too far, but most anime wqtchers are actually pretty chill.
If I catch my son gaming wit dis he disowned
If he's this owned by you, I hope he never comes back to your house even when he has grandchildren for you.. ppl like you make parents like me sick
Fr
I will be proud if he has this fr fr
@@AcidbusterXDpeee uuu
@@Mr.LoneIysomething tells me you aren't having children
I don't want to be the same species as this dude
He's Filipino (so am I) so that's another way to look at it.
@@shamsielshahar120 I feel bad for you 😔
Bro: "i swear im not a simp!"
His keyboard:
Fr 😭
Nada que ver con ser simp
😂😂😂
Bro needs a father figure asap before us humans go extinct
fr 💀
Bruh actually
Brother
You seen what's up with us? All these pride parades, drag queens and other shit...real man are slowly dying and there will be soon no man who will work in heavy industry what runs whole infrastructure of world and it will end up falling apart
It's already been set in stone, they want to destroy us as human race, that's why there are fights for man vs woman gender, then there are those who say you pick gender, then there are soyboys and femboys who don't even know what throwing dirt with showel means...society failed and we as human race will go extinct since people let world goverment to control them and they blindly eat it with whole ass fishing rod...world is not same as we remember it and apparently father figure ain't shit anymore...
Or a mother figure
"Oh, thats a nice keyboard style!"
_puts on glasses_
"HOLY SHI-"
Agree
So true
I have glasses, it looks fine from far without glasses, but with glasses, I hate my life.
@@Jmyth14 same
Same😅
Discord mod spotted
he has a wife
@@jaz9001yeah, that still shocks me
@@jaz9001 his kitten
@@jaz9001surprising
@@Oussama_On_Ladder cap you can't meet a girl in real life
this man is a CREATURE💀
No, he is a FIEND
Dammn if my mom would see me with this setup i would probably have no setup for 1 month 💀
Just make her ur waifu and give her another child and yourself a brother
@@azulite_revz4514life is not a doujinshi 💀
@@azulite_revz4514 bro💀
@@NurseAmamiyaits not?
And no father prob 💀
This is why aliens don't like us.
😂
Bro u got a wife, what are thoes key caps 😂
his waifus
Just the key caps? Do you have your volume muted?
A cool wife 🤣mine would have thrown the keyboard out real quick haha
@@brianj1r144
His wife is probably a fujoshi.
Ordinary women don't marry guys like him.
Wait for real this guy has a wife
Dude she would kill him if she found out
MY DAD FREAKED OUT WHEN HE HEARD THE MOAN!!
1 year later: 4.2k likes tysm yall ✔️✔️✔️
My dad was watching this and his volume was full so everyone heard it
Thanks for the warning 😂
I can live the rest of my days now thank you
@@FullmetalballszFr
Omg
I'm a chemistry major from a rural family aiming to make it big in the city and protest for justice wherever I go for those around me. I've been involved in several unionist struggles, we've secured higher wages, investment disclosure and divestment, and we've even secured improved either conditions in tertiary industries with the help of rapid strikes. I came here to study in my free time. I went to RUclips shorts to get the tutorials faster. I scrolled. Here I am. Is this really the world I want to fight for? Is this really it?
😅
It's a just small part of this big, wide world
"Gotta get milk now son"
-DAD
The fact this guy also has a wife 💀
u mean wifes💀💀
I think he’s lying
Bruh
💀
@toxic_as_always that and ugly or average men
Thats the Ultimate ++ Premium Fatherless pack 🥵🔥🔥🔥
Wtf
WHO'S WATCHING IN FULL VOLUME WHILE PARENTS ARE THERE☠️
i saw that coming immediately and lowered my audio lol
Rip😔
ME
Nah, I don't have the balls to scroll my shorts near anyone. 💀
My mom doesn't answer anything 💀
This is probably the keyboard my friend wants the most. Hahaha
" hey bro why is your keyboard so sticky"😂😂😂
oh bro, when I watched this, my mom was next to me💀
Bro I feel so bad
R.I.P 💀💀
Does she know hentai?
It's ironic that you posted this comment with that username and profile picture.😅
the fact that is your name as well 💀💀💀
IM NEXT TO MY MOM, I SCROLLED AS SOON AS I HEARD IT
Same
Same
Same
Fr
I feel bad for you
Discord Mod POV:"Yo, you got one too. Now then, join the dark side, join us, and be one of us. You must, you have to become the Discord King!"
そんな声出さねぇよwwwまあ天才だな
どっかの変態キーボードみたい
Why did I get the chills 😬🫨😓
Not it being 3 am with my sound all the way up💀😭
Me : I buyed the wrong keyboard
The keyboard :
Bought*
I dont english
@@JustinMrsen lol
I don’t English💀 uhh Srry no hate
the spelling:
That is something an anime waifu obsessed discord mod would have im good
Sounds better than my Corsair K70😂
Saw this, went "oh for fk sake I know where this is going" then clicked it 🤣
i knew what was coming, i paused it just the millisecond i heard the sound.
Bro needs a dad in his life
he has a wife buddy
@@INNOURIDDINEthis was a long time ago i didnt know but idc im leaving this comment
@@BADR-_-997Flol 😂
@INNOURIDDINE
His wife doesn't count as a father.
LoL
@@ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 the father figure joke is kinda overdone and stopped being funny ngl
I HAD MY VOLUME ALL THE WAY UP READY FOR THE KEYBOARD ASMR😭😭😭
The fact some key caps had the sweating anime faces freaked me out and then I started have a mental breakdown because of those key caps
Ahegao... Its called ahegao
me too😔
@@Sprunki_fanL0LZ ikr bro
@@Yum765r very true
I get it all, but シ and ツ being swapped triggers the hell out of me
OMFG I WAS LITERALLY NEXT TO MY DAD ON FULL VOLUME😭😭
Ha ha ha ha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ha ha 👆
@@harrisondixon607can you not be mean to her???
Never felt the need to throw my phone across my room more harder
Прикинь,как на такой клаве в COUNTER STRIKE играть
any% speedrun of getting kicked from online class
I dropped my phone and lose it and I hear this. I want to break my phone. I never want to go on RUclips just cuz this video. I seriously want to cry now
I was with my dad in a restaurant when I was watching this..😅
ain’t nobody want that keyboard lil bro 🔥🙏
I WAS ABT TO BE DEAD WHEN MY PARENTS HEARD THIS💀💀💀
Furiously presses all the buttons
🤨
@@freddiejabezPOV: the keyboard ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya
NO DONT D- 😐. Aw 💩
Ayoooo
My cousins would definitely have these keyboards
Start running
Thank u for the asmr❤
I mean, im all for satisfying keyboards, but this is oversatisfied
bro keyboard be like: yamete kudusay
i dont know whats worse, my mom next to me hearing this, or the fact that this guy genuinely has a wife. 💀
Both.
Why would he having a wife makes it bad?
I was in a room with my family. I had a near heart attack.
This is why you should always wear earbuds when you click on a YT short especially if anime is involved.😅
Green aura with flies
LMFAOOOOO
I accidentally had my volume all the way up bro 😭😭😭
Me pressing the space key and my parents will be wondering what going on in that room
DAD "WTF WAS THAT HON?!"
ME "UHHHHH....DRUGS?"
BRO i was really thinking i cant hear the asmr and then i let the volume louder and a friend from my mom was sitting right in the couch i have a heart attack bruh
those japanese key caps actually look pretty good
My brother in christ.... listen here, somewhere deep below the earths mantle. There's a special spot in hell for this keyboard
Best ASMR
Just remember that ill probs come to your house and steal it😅
U sure its for the asmr?????
Welcome to
Wtf did i just watch
1 like: Bleach
5 Likes: Glock (any model idc)
10 Likes: Ak12
20 Likes: RPG
30 Likes: Nukes
THE POWER TO INDUCE AN RPG STRIKE!
@@anonymoushumankind YAR
100 likes asteroid extinction event.
Like beggar
I want AK-47, RPG, Nukes, Missles, Rocket Launcher, Pistol, and All
Imma steal that keyboard 😂😂😂 💀💀
💀
how to tell if someone is a virgin:
@@3xvr1stz who me??
@@idapingvin5549 no shit
Bro nahh im only 12
“we dont talk about the keyboards my bro Samuel be selling bro..💀💀”
*humming*free holy water-*dumps the holy water on the whole keyboard*
𝐈 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬😭😭
Oh naw the discord mod finna go crazy💀
Brrrrrroooooo!!!!! Just imagine the sus AND the anime kid be in there wit u and vibing and u click the keyboard bro...................
this is why i don’t say i like anime when i like it
Thanks! All family hear it and now i have 5 scars from belts and cables😃
you: this will probably be real good asmr
him:(clicks the button)
you: WHAT THE FUUUU-
Bro the up down left and right keys 💀💀💀
the sound the space bar made actually means "please stop!" im pretty sure
yep correct
It gets even more sus because i think its from one of THOSE animes
Correct!
@@InterstellamusireYeah, I’m fairly certain the origin of that specific “yamete kudasai” is a hentai…
This is why some people don't have friends 🤦♂️
Edit: I'm just kidding, I don't mean any harm just jokes sorry for the misunderstanding
Woah calm down buddy it’s a joke
dont act like you have any, you cant even take a joke
@@sn1percandy5 ye I know 😂
@@justa_12 why are you joining in rn
@@charls022 oh Alr I thought it was a hate comment have a good day bro
MY PARENTS HEARD THIS OUT LOUD IM CIOOKED OMFGG
no YOU need that, im good with my normal keyboard 😭
日本が誇る素晴らしい文化
誇んなよwww
オタクがこういうの誇るのほんと気.持ち悪.い
だから嫌われるんだよ
@@全て私の所為 コメント荒らさないようにしようね。
Bro got the no btcs set up
Look at his Channel bro
Im in the middle of the church MF🤣🤣
oh that’s so bad
Your k...kidding r..right ummmmm omg your getting kicked out
bro needs to be on a list 💀
Man, I gotta know what it sounds like when typing as normal.
Hearing the overlapping 'sounds'.
My friend would absolutely love this, but at the same time I kind of disabled him a month ago😂
Bro got the "stay away girls" ahh setup
Fun fact: Yamatae Kudasai means stop please
I quickly scrolled down before the anime girl moaned-💀
I wish I had a keyboard like this🥲😏
My Heart Skipped The Beat In 1:21 Am....
Imagine what happens when you press them all at once😂😂😂
AYOOOOO BRO JUST GOT CAUGHT IN *4K*
Nah bro Lester from beluga be needing this shit😂
My dad IS SLEEPING RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH
best keyboard in the existance
How to tell someone showers once a month (at most):
MY MOM WALKED IN AT THE MOAN-😭😭
Dads be seeking milk with this one🗣️🔥🔥🔥
the way i was like “ooooo keyboard asmr”
then i sat up and looked closer and went “WHAT”
_"Hey! Who are you people?! What do you want from me?!"_
_"We want the numbers, Mason. That's all we've ever wanted"_
this is exactly the reason why i avoid answering questions like "do you like anime?"
whenever i feel bad about myself, i remember people like this exist and im glad to not be one of them, that makes me feel much better
The “yamate kudasai” got me dying 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine accidentally bringing this shit to school cause you lost your other keyboard then the class be like: 👁️ 👄 👁️
I was genuinely waiting fir the asmr
give my big cousin one pls he will love it!
for those who wondering for the bakground music , it's from spy x family end 1
hope i had a keyboard like that so when i rage i can absolutely demolish it
Im definitely getting this when I have money