Empathy, at the very least. The cubicle drone's pain has been going at it from the middle ages. You can do both. Come think of it, what would an "Office Space" movie be like if it was instead about Irish medieval monks transcribing texts?
The monks kept little gardens, which were plagued by snails. The monks would then draw knights killing said snails in very violent ways out of frustration.
There's also this theory that they used to test their quills by drawing circles and eventually turned those circles into snails because they look odd on the paper.
In regards to snails, remember this: Monks transcribing texts were the medieval equivalent of data entry workers of the modern & contemporary eras. You would spend hours at a time writing down each sodding page with care, lest a misplaced brush ruins the whole thing and has you need to start over again. It was't a job as hellish as that of soldiers, but living a whole existence like this would sure as hell drive you into an existential malaise. The female monk's despair is one such possibility. When you have nothing but your job, you start doing silly shit in order to stay sane. The snails, rabbits, monkeys, and smiling beheaded people were, I believe, the doodles of bored transcribers. So not unlike students doing silly drawings on their notebooks because they're bored to tears over a professor's lectures.
Or... Snails have an actual meaning. They were seen as deceitful and evil creatures, juste like rabbits (who were a symbol of luxury). This is why there is a lot of knights riding snails or rabbits, it was a way to show evil knights
@@julesricard5933 but still, if you saw a snail as an evil sign and creature, would you really plop a human face onto it and make it be held like a baby, put them like horses and place snail wherever the fuck? I refuse to believe they did this unironically. It had to have been a medieval shitpost. A good example would be viking runes on top of a huuuge cliff, and after spending years, archeologists finally deciphered it to be "This place is really fucking high."
@@julesricard5933 virgin good knight: rides horse, like a weakling. Is good, which is totally lame. Chad evil knight: rides literal snail to assert dominance and give themselves a speed handicap because they can. Or ride rabbits because drip is more important than practicality. Is evil, which is edgy af.
"Your sword must be straight, and you shall be too. As the God commands." Flamberge Weilder: My sword isn't straight, *and I most definitely am not too*
One theory I heard about the snails was that they were meant to be a satirical representation of knights. It’d be the medieval equivalent of a nerdy younger brother drawing funny pictures of their jock, star of the football team older brother
Except the knights were often _fighting_ the snails. Serfs and peasants were themselves _sometimes_ associated with or likened to snails and such, though, such as in the 1520s German Peasant War, or War of Snails.
Forgot where I heard it from, but one explanation was that snails were supposed to be a slur against Germanic people. At the time, many of them were pawnbrokers and money lenders which made people describe them as generally slimy and sketchy, and the analogy of snails fit with the story of how they had to flee with "their houses on their back" when they were beaten by Charlamagne back in the day.
Centurii always make the best comics, and I always love the dub you guys voice over them! History elements and questionable elements I need to have my headphones on for. Always wonderful.
@RоуаItу Gаming 🅥 I pressed it, skipped ahead, didn’t want to learn about pizza, and then clicked your channel finding out it was a rickroll. I wasn’t fooled by your games of trickery.
@@veilnebula2411 apologizes again friend, but it seems it isn’t an official account. Though, the account does link a Facebook account, and that most likely is the actual account. I wish you luck in finding where Centurii posts.
@@MouseGoatplease, explain. no, i have never seen a pirate in all my 28 year old life... i'm not 300 years old or something, tho i have great expectation of biotechnology.
Heyooo Voice of the Landsknecht and Templar Girls here!! I'm so happy to see you're enjoying this!! Also GREAT work from all the other voice actors. So happy to be a part of this project ❣️❣️ Happy Holidays to y'all. Treat yourself well 🌟🎄
Seriously, either the monks were the equivlant of modern day cartoonists (looking at you Ren and Stimpy), or they really were smoking some serious grass.
It's called being bored. Scribing in a very delicate way day by day, each mistake ruins a lot of work, and you are restricted in your behaviour a lot... They needed something to do to stay sane. That was one of such things.
@@ryoxuxp8098 There's also the term 'single-target sexuality', means you're attracted to specific individuals and/or characteristics, gender notwithstanding.
You can tell a lot about someone based on the shape of the sword they're most comfortable with. For me, a thick blade with a gentle curve is preferable. Really feel the heft.
@@jatelitherius9842 while I’ve seen a few curved bladed spears, like the naginata and nagamaki, the only curved “maces” I can think of would be something like Native American war clubs…
Funny story, the snails actually serve a purpose. Allegedly the snails are meant to represent Lombards. In much the same way that some animals are associated with countries today, like France with a rooster and England with a bulldog.
Normans with wolf's, English with lions, French with roosters. That said they were drawing them for centuries, a doubt the Lombard joke lasted that long. They are probably just something amusing to fill the margins with, blunts some of the tedium of scribing.
One cause for the snails in medieval drawings that I've heard is that often monks would also attend to the gardens in their monasteries, and were just fed up with snails fucking with their plants. So they drew knights fighting them, sorta like a form of revenge. Or maybe it was just a meme, we may never know.
Medieval book illustrations are quite enternaining to look at. Sometime there are even comments on the margins by monks such as "Thank God the sun is setting" or "The ink is watery and the parchment still hairy".
Prior to the Renaissance Era, so long as the picture indicates people praying to God the Church approves. There could had been someone who made stick figures of people praying to God and the church approves it.
Honestly i love this comics, but i wanna take a moment to praise your dubbing skils, not all comic dubs get the energy perfectly usually its just about having the comic voice, but your dubs fit so perfectly that i get the feeling the comic wouldnt be the same without the voice acting, also some scenes feel so delightfully funny that i keep playing it over and over again and i laugh every time, like that first one with the monk that was just awsome and i think this desearves to be highlighted
The sword on the left at 1:05 is the only one depicted that can't have a scabbard that perfectly fits the blade, since everything else is either completely straight or has a single smooth curve.
My favorite example of the medieval snail meme is probably from the swordfighting manuals. Shits hilarious, it's right up there with "Ending them rightly" pommel attack.
Man eating rabbits you say? "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas... "And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
I saw in a video that the wavy sword olis actually good because if an enemy strikes and you block with the wavy sword, it will make the opponents sword vibrate and make it uncomfortable to hold. So in response to that they will drop their sword and you just got an easy kill.
Males have been shown, although very rarely. For example, there is that one where Nero is grooming (in both senses) a boy to be his bride. Which is referencing something that actually happened, by the by.
Fun fact! A lot of pirates were gay, and had weddings on the ship just because. I'll have to look it up again, but I do remember seeing an article about it awhile ago.
Actually this was about sailors in general. However gay is a STRONG word as they would be considered bi-leaning straight. It was simply do to the fact that you would be months at sea with no women and well....you gotta relieve tension somehow. Allegedly tho untrue Churchill is cited as saying "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. Its nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." (Sodomy being anal sex, usually between men) Churchill responded that he never said it but wish he had. Its a variation of a British sailor saying, “Ashore it’s wine, women and song; aboard it’s rum, bum and concertina.” meaning when a woman was around they preferred the woman....but if you got the itch and gotta scratch it. Similar to prison gay, in which women aren't available so...you gotta make do.
@@sophisticatedbear3374 "You gotta relieve that tension somehow" Go for a freaking swim, I'm sure that "tension" would be relieved after doing all you can to not get eaten.
You know, a good sword flexes a lot when you strike things; usually perpendicular to the direction of the cutting edge. If they didn't, they'd likely snap on impact. So uh... Maybe not the _best_ analogy for remaining "straight." =P (Not as bad as, "straight as an arrow," though; which if you don't get, watch a slow-mo video of a bow and arrow being used.)
So it seems based on her Flamberge our beloved Landscnekt goes both ways. That raises a few questions considering there are essentially no men in the Centuriiverse.
So what i learned form this video today is that there exist 2 types of sexuality's The Pasta kind, and the Iron kind. One bends simply when wet, other one will resist at first but will bend after getting heated enough and taking a hard pounding. I believe a other name for the last one is Tsundere. Alos lol at "double edge swords can swing both ways" dam comment tread was a gold mine of puns
Has Centurii done a comic about THE most successful pirate in history - Ching Shih? Who was a woman? And a prostitute early in life? Because he totally should, because at least part of the plot is totally something out of a doujin. Ching Shih started out as a teenage prostitute, and eventually met Zheng Yi, a pirate who took a liking to her and brought her on board - some say he had his men kidnap her, others say he asked her to marry him. Ching said that she would marry Zheng only if she got 50% of the loot and gained partial control of his fleet. He ultimately agreed. Their fleet grew quickly, but the couple found that they were unable to produce an heir. So they ended up "adopting" a young fisherman from a coastal village named Cheung Po as their son, who quickly rose to became their second-in-command. Six years into Ching and Zheng's marriage, the latter died in a storm, leaving his wife in control of their still-growing fleet. Knowing that her crew would have trouble taking orders entirely from a woman, she pulled something straight out of a doujin... SHE MARRIED HER ADOPTED SON. Ching Shih was so successful that at her peak, she commanded (through Cheung) between 70,000 and 80,000 pirates - a force rivaling, if not exceeding, many national navies. Entire coastal villages worked for them, supplying them with food, goods and other provisions. Ultimately, the only force that could match Ching's were the Portuguese, and that was after they were defeated twice before bringing in their full might down on her. But Ching managed to escape the usual fate of defeated pirates by accepting amnesty from the Qing Emperor. She and most of her crew went free and even got to keep the loot they had pillaged, with only the most heinous members of her force getting imprisoned (and probably executed). Cheung ended up leading the Qing navy and other pirates got jobs in the Chinese bureaucracy. Ching herself retired to Macau after having several children with her adopted son/husband, and opened a gambling house and brothel (ironically bringing her life full circle). Ching Shih, the most successful pirate in history, died peacefully in her sleep... At age 69.
"I'm going to orphanage to pray." "SHIRE REEVE! OPEN UP!!" Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Shire reeve is basically police unit back in the medieval Britain, equivalent to possibly Sheriff nowadays.
Don’t know whether to laugh at the monastery girl, or feel bad, or both.
Empathy, at the very least. The cubicle drone's pain has been going at it from the middle ages. You can do both.
Come think of it, what would an "Office Space" movie be like if it was instead about Irish medieval monks transcribing texts?
Horrible histories showed those monks to get kinda funky at least in England
the third monk is an onee-san hunting her next shota
Both, both is good
@@peanut_wasteland being Centurii-verse, likely is a Loli
Crusader Knight: No! I will not give in, my will is like steel!
Everyone else: Steel is strong. *Until it gets hot.*
So steel = pasta?
@@DefinitelyNotEmma nah, steel does not get better when it's wet. 😆
Steel is strong until it gets hot and takes a good pounding….
I’ll see myself out
@@athatcher9367 thanks dad (dad jokes)
@@probablythedm1669 You forget about quenching. Getting wet is an ESSENTIAL part of making a good sword.
The monks kept little gardens, which were plagued by snails. The monks would then draw knights killing said snails in very violent ways out of frustration.
Based
Lessok to learn here are: Monks too are human, everyone can't resist to Doodle.
And salt was quite expensive back then so you couldn't just make a salt border around your garden like we do now to ward off snails.
And their magic grass and mushrooms were ruined by snails!
:P
There's also this theory that they used to test their quills by drawing circles and eventually turned those circles into snails because they look odd on the paper.
You see those girls at the end? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
I should get a curved sword myself-
I heard stories of the women in hammerfell liking women then men over there
Maybe it was the curve swords
Do you get to the Cloud district often? Oh, what am I saying? Of course you don’t.
@@OneBiasedOpinion I know I’ve bread that line before- but I can’t place my finger on where it’s from-
Let me guess, someone stole your sweet roll.
In regards to snails, remember this: Monks transcribing texts were the medieval equivalent of data entry workers of the modern & contemporary eras. You would spend hours at a time writing down each sodding page with care, lest a misplaced brush ruins the whole thing and has you need to start over again. It was't a job as hellish as that of soldiers, but living a whole existence like this would sure as hell drive you into an existential malaise.
The female monk's despair is one such possibility. When you have nothing but your job, you start doing silly shit in order to stay sane. The snails, rabbits, monkeys, and smiling beheaded people were, I believe, the doodles of bored transcribers. So not unlike students doing silly drawings on their notebooks because they're bored to tears over a professor's lectures.
Huh, interesting info. Thanks!
Snails could also be a reference to how painfully slow the work was.
Or... Snails have an actual meaning. They were seen as deceitful and evil creatures, juste like rabbits (who were a symbol of luxury). This is why there is a lot of knights riding snails or rabbits, it was a way to show evil knights
@@julesricard5933 but still, if you saw a snail as an evil sign and creature, would you really plop a human face onto it and make it be held like a baby, put them like horses and place snail wherever the fuck?
I refuse to believe they did this unironically. It had to have been a medieval shitpost.
A good example would be viking runes on top of a huuuge cliff, and after spending years, archeologists finally deciphered it to be "This place is really fucking high."
@@julesricard5933 virgin good knight: rides horse, like a weakling. Is good, which is totally lame.
Chad evil knight: rides literal snail to assert dominance and give themselves a speed handicap because they can. Or ride rabbits because drip is more important than practicality. Is evil, which is edgy af.
“I’m going to the Orphanage to ‘pray’”
Don’t worry guys, she’s just playing snail racing with the kids.
🤨
for the sake of what little reputation the church still has let's say that.
SPAM X
Totally not hunting shota
Oh shit, I missed a typo.
"Your sword must be straight, and you shall be too. As the God commands."
Flamberge Weilder: My sword isn't straight, *and I most definitely am not too*
A flamberge is just a straight sword with extra steps. The wielders of Flamberges often have intercourse with people other than their partners. Yup.
So you have chosen purge by straightening. 😋
Meanwhile the Saladin swordsman: I have a big, black sheated, curved sword
@@PaladinfffLeeroy Are you saying that using a flamberge is cheating?
@@nevisysbryd7450 Yes, yes that is what I am saying.
One theory I heard about the snails was that they were meant to be a satirical representation of knights. It’d be the medieval equivalent of a nerdy younger brother drawing funny pictures of their jock, star of the football team older brother
Except the knights were often _fighting_ the snails. Serfs and peasants were themselves _sometimes_ associated with or likened to snails and such, though, such as in the 1520s German Peasant War, or War of Snails.
Nah the snails just got in their gardens. They drew knights slaying the snails as revenge lol
Lombards
@@DabroodThompson But Centurii mostly does historically accurate-ish memes...
Forgot where I heard it from, but one explanation was that snails were supposed to be a slur against Germanic people. At the time, many of them were pawnbrokers and money lenders which made people describe them as generally slimy and sketchy, and the analogy of snails fit with the story of how they had to flee with "their houses on their back" when they were beaten by Charlamagne back in the day.
Centurii always make the best comics, and I always love the dub you guys voice over them! History elements and questionable elements I need to have my headphones on for. Always wonderful.
@RоуаItу Gаming 🅥 I pressed it, skipped ahead, didn’t want to learn about pizza, and then clicked your channel finding out it was a rickroll. I wasn’t fooled by your games of trickery.
Forgive me friend, do you happen to know where does this Centurii usually post his comics? i cant seem to find them.
@@veilnebula2411 apologizes again friend, but it seems it isn’t an official account. Though, the account does link a Facebook account, and that most likely is the actual account. I wish you luck in finding where Centurii posts.
@@Utubs Very well then, i thank thee for your guidance my good fellow.
When I read "straight women" and "Centurii" together I had a brain aneurysm
*one of these things is not like the other.mp3*
How long were you in the hospital?
@@lilchristuten7568 Not as long as my time spent with the devil
We all know Centurii swings both ways.
Just as god wanted
Why do i feel the need to say the things i do.
Especially since I don't even think men exist in their universe
Priest: I'm going to the orphanage to prey.
Chris Hansen: Why don't take a seat? Right over there.
And here I thought the catholic monk pedo was a modern thing.
@@Enchie hah… sadly not.
@@Enchie Unfortunately, there's a reason why some churches have mass graves of children.
@@kitsumekat
Isn't that because most children died early on before the late 19th century?
@@Enchie That and to hide the other things that happened.
Plus, I would have to question some of the dirty illustrations in some of the older bibles.
Holy fuck
A pirate saying arr-a arr-a
That is GLORIOUS why have I never seen that before
lol, either you missed the point of the joke completely, or you have seen to few pirates in you life.
...Or both
@@MouseGoat or neither
@@MouseGoat What? It's a combo, you make no sense.
@@MouseGoatplease, explain. no, i have never seen a pirate in all my 28 year old life... i'm not 300 years old or something, tho i have great expectation of biotechnology.
Heyooo Voice of the Landsknecht and Templar Girls here!! I'm so happy to see you're enjoying this!!
Also GREAT work from all the other voice actors. So happy to be a part of this project ❣️❣️
Happy Holidays to y'all. Treat yourself well 🌟🎄
Nice I really like your voice of Landsknect in other videos.
Not sure why I'm satisfied with
Your accent for Landsknecht is always amazing. I am in love with these comics.
Landsknechts are based
and im glad there is a based voice for them here
As a straight sword fan, this is relatable.
I'm more of a katana or Idaho katana fan. machetes, greatswords, serrated daggers, and rapiers.
Straight, sword fan or straight-sword fan?
This is very important information that we need to know
@@fun_police8011 both? Yeah, both is good, both is good.
*Kopesh master race*
@@Tekdruid the khopesh was adapted from the axe....and really was more of an axe.....twas a sword by slim technicality
"Arrr-a, arrr-a"
- Pirate-Chan
I'd upvote your comment, but it's already achieved numerical perfection.
@@whiterabbit75 Well its gone now.
@@demonelf2094 [sigh] It would seem so. Guess I'll have to be the next sexiest number, 72.
"You wouldn't get it. You had to be there."
Speak for yourself, I'm totally in on it. Shit's funny
Seriously, either the monks were the equivlant of modern day cartoonists (looking at you Ren and Stimpy), or they really were smoking some serious grass.
Both. Both is good. Also wtf didn't you get deleted by fucking Horus?
@@registheron9752 The sheer amount of Retconning done on my character has enabled me to become my own entity outside of the canon at this point.
@@ollaniuspius1211 this is fair.
I thought they drank too much beer
It's called being bored. Scribing in a very delicate way day by day, each mistake ruins a lot of work, and you are restricted in your behaviour a lot... They needed something to do to stay sane. That was one of such things.
"I'm going to the orphanage to PrAy"
We need an adult.
She is an adult.
She's going to that one nunnery full of ducks and little girls, it's probably fine!
Y'know, in this particular context, you might interpret having a double-edged sword as being able to "swing both ways." Just sayin'...
I swing a syphe .
@@ryoxuxp8098 There's also the term 'single-target sexuality', means you're attracted to specific individuals and/or characteristics, gender notwithstanding.
There's no "both ways" to swing in the Centurii verse, tho
0:35 lady, you either take those quotation marks off the word pray, or stay the hell away from those kids!
"Arrra-arrra me matey~" words I never knew I'd hear in one sentence
Arrrra arrrra pirate is something i never knew I needed in my life
Not the hero we wanted but one we needed
Templar gal be like "my sexuality is like my sword."
so you can bend it at will once you get it hot enough ?
I mean, if you want to ruin the heat treatment and render it useless...
@@nevisysbryd7450
---->The Joke
Your Head
@@secondpath5148 >my joke
>Your head
@@nevisysbryd7450 ---------> My joke
->your head
You try bending a steel at will see what happens.
"Straight swords, straight women"
Centurii comic
*_Press X to doubt_*
You can tell a lot about someone based on the shape of the sword they're most comfortable with. For me, a thick blade with a gentle curve is preferable. Really feel the heft.
Makes you wonder about axe weilders…
@@____________838 & mace wielders... & spear users
@@jatelitherius9842 while I’ve seen a few curved bladed spears, like the naginata and nagamaki, the only curved “maces” I can think of would be something like Native American war clubs…
@@____________838 Brother, I'm talking about girth & length, not curvature
@@jatelitherius9842 lol. But this video is about curvature…
A priest going to a place full of children to "pray". That doesn't sound dangerous at all
FBI OPEN UP
Funny story, the snails actually serve a purpose.
Allegedly the snails are meant to represent Lombards. In much the same way that some animals are associated with countries today, like France with a rooster and England with a bulldog.
Imagine being the culture that gets represented as a snail. Not exactly awe-inspiring.
Normans with wolf's, English with lions, French with roosters.
That said they were drawing them for centuries, a doubt the Lombard joke lasted that long. They are probably just something amusing to fill the margins with, blunts some of the tedium of scribing.
One cause for the snails in medieval drawings that I've heard is that often monks would also attend to the gardens in their monasteries, and were just fed up with snails fucking with their plants. So they drew knights fighting them, sorta like a form of revenge.
Or maybe it was just a meme, we may never know.
Also remember that Snails eat paper, so having snails fighting knights and stuff was basically them putting a goodluck charm on their work.
As a Christian, the monk jokes was hilarious!
Being straight in the centurii-verse is technical celibacy
Medieval book illustrations are quite enternaining to look at. Sometime there are even comments on the margins by monks such as "Thank God the sun is setting" or "The ink is watery and the parchment still hairy".
Landsknecht lady is back! Yaaaaay!
I really love Laru's voice. ❤
Thank you so much AAAH!! I'm happy to hear that 🥰
I'm going to the orphanage to "pray"💀
(Replace the A in pray with an E and it makes more sense...)
0:14 God-tier voice acting lmao
I think we have all felt this
have you heard of those warriors from Hammerfell? they have curved swords! CURVED. SWORDS!
"Arrr-a arrr-a me matey"
"Who the hell are ye? Why are ye wielding me saber? Give it back ya bloody thief"
Imagine being in Rome and be captured as a pow, only for ur captors to say “ara ara.” At that point your ducked, literally
The plate thing fucking got me. Put a jupon on you heathens!
The pirate ara ara was ABSOLUTE PERFECTION
I am DEAD
"Arrr-a arrr-a" is the best thing I have heard in a long time
Prior to the Renaissance Era, so long as the picture indicates people praying to God the Church approves. There could had been someone who made stick figures of people praying to God and the church approves it.
How would they indicate people praying to God through pictures when there is no image of God that can be depicted?
"You see those warriors from Hammerfell. They've got curved pen..er I mean swords, definately swords."
Welp this made my morning, I love Centurii's comics and you guys nailed it!
Honestly i love this comics, but i wanna take a moment to praise your dubbing skils, not all comic dubs get the energy perfectly usually its just about having the comic voice, but your dubs fit so perfectly that i get the feeling the comic wouldnt be the same without the voice acting, also some scenes feel so delightfully funny that i keep playing it over and over again and i laugh every time, like that first one with the monk that was just awsome and i think this desearves to be highlighted
"You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They got Curved Swords. *Curved Swords.* " - Whiterun Guard
You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords.
All jokes aside, the historical humor is pretty on point.
And also the character desings are very good, along with the weapons and costumes
There's no such thing as to many snails
the nun who goes to the orphanage:
Don't worry guys, she just spend some time on her knees.
The sword on the left at 1:05 is the only one depicted that can't have a scabbard that perfectly fits the blade, since everything else is either completely straight or has a single smooth curve.
"I want to go home!"
My sister in Christ, you ARE at home.
The monk hair covering her eyes just make the whole going to the orphanage to "pray" bit just makes it that much more in joyable / funny
My favorite example of the medieval snail meme is probably from the swordfighting manuals. Shits hilarious, it's right up there with "Ending them rightly" pommel attack.
The brilliance of having a pirate say "ara-ara" is not lost on me
Well, to the crusader those ladies would probably say a sword will only stay straight until it's hot enough.
Really, we will never know why there are so many snails in those manuscripts. Even more baffling are illuminations of butt trumpeters...
Butt trumpeters I have to assume was 'talking out their ass' aka liars.
Monks were known for drinking a lot of Ale during fasting periods when all they could have was bread and water... I'm sure that had an influence.
Solder: "be as straight as your blade" the one girl with a hook sickle : owo
That pirate girl killed me
0:40 don't forget the man-eating rabbits and fire-shitting donkeys, medieval memes were lit
Man eating rabbits you say?
"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas...
"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
Although I'm Bi, I have to agree with the Crusader, the straight sword is the better one. Just like God commands!
why are you bisected?
Ja the only reason some landsknecht used the swords with the wavy blades was for the pure fact that it caused more internal damage
@@anupambarua3407 I fell into the saw :/
@@landsknecht7125 I thought they were used to counter poles and helbards?
@@DefinitelyNotEmma they used zweihanders pikes halberds and muskets but there most notably weapon was the zweihander
Lost it at the pirate going _arrr-a arrr-a_
As a medieval enthusiast, I love the historical accuracy here
I love this art style. It's unique and different
I saw in a video that the wavy sword olis actually good because if an enemy strikes and you block with the wavy sword, it will make the opponents sword vibrate and make it uncomfortable to hold. So in response to that they will drop their sword and you just got an easy kill.
Finna ignore the woman who said she gonna PRAY at the orphanage
Good lord these are getting pumped out fast, love it.
How can one even be straight in the Centurii universe? Arent they all female?
Keep in mind that women weren't allowed into combat roles at the time displayed. Most likely, gender roles are simply swapped.
@@ladywaffle2210 we gotta see the males in Centurii's gender swapped universe. It's gonna be hilarious.
You can still be straight in the universe, you just won’t have a good time.
Males have been shown, although very rarely. For example, there is that one where Nero is grooming (in both senses) a boy to be his bride.
Which is referencing something that actually happened, by the by.
She probably means straight in the righteous sense, since everyone on the Centurii-verse is gay as hell lmao
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BORA BRASIIIIIIL!!! 🇧🇷
bora brasil
Oml that orphanage joke. Truer before as it is now.
Fun fact! A lot of pirates were gay, and had weddings on the ship just because. I'll have to look it up again, but I do remember seeing an article about it awhile ago.
Actually this was about sailors in general. However gay is a STRONG word as they would be considered bi-leaning straight. It was simply do to the fact that you would be months at sea with no women and well....you gotta relieve tension somehow. Allegedly tho untrue Churchill is cited as saying "Don't talk to me about naval tradition. Its nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash." (Sodomy being anal sex, usually between men) Churchill responded that he never said it but wish he had. Its a variation of a British sailor saying, “Ashore it’s wine, women and song; aboard it’s rum, bum and concertina.” meaning when a woman was around they preferred the woman....but if you got the itch and gotta scratch it. Similar to prison gay, in which women aren't available so...you gotta make do.
@@sophisticatedbear3374
"You gotta relieve that tension somehow"
Go for a freaking swim, I'm sure that "tension" would be relieved after doing all you can to not get eaten.
@@lilchristuten7568 not get eaten?
@@lilchristuten7568 you mean by a shark I presume?
@@sophisticatedbear3374
Yes by a shark.
Dear Lord, lead me not into temptation.
I can find it myself.
We get a yuri onee san gangbag, hell yeah, FUCK YEAH, BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT
Those ladies swing either way
With their sword that is
See these greek warriors? They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.
I don’t like that they are going to the orphanage to “pray”
Look, I like straight swords too, but broadswors is where its at.
I prefer a good rapier
Yeah the orphanage scene made me go "OH NO!".
You know, a good sword flexes a lot when you strike things; usually perpendicular to the direction of the cutting edge. If they didn't, they'd likely snap on impact.
So uh... Maybe not the _best_ analogy for remaining "straight." =P (Not as bad as, "straight as an arrow," though; which if you don't get, watch a slow-mo video of a bow and arrow being used.)
Being able to flex doesn't mean it's not normally straight.
@@lilchristuten7568 Fair point, fair point.
That crusader about to get shown why curves matter in a three vs. one.
It's always good to be a little curved. Besides, spring steel curves while being straight, so win win here.
....that Arr-a Arrr-a... seriously, and well done.
Sometimes, I wonder where all the dudes are and what they're doing in the Centurii universe...
And then *"Ooh pretty women!"*
The voice acting is heavenly good.
So it seems based on her Flamberge our beloved Landscnekt goes both ways. That raises a few questions considering there are essentially no men in the Centuriiverse.
"Carthage must be destroyed"
that first monastery girl has terrific voice acting
"Ara Ara me matey"
Is that senchou I see?
Me seeing curved sword
"Shit's about to go down"
but what about Hook Swords? The bottom is straight, but the top is bent
@@ShafiqRUclips81 Ah... Chinese hook sword, A very... Versatile one
I'm Christian and I had no idea Snails were a thing.
I MUST REVIEW POTENTIAL ANCIENT MEMES FOR THE SAKE OF RELIGION.
Studying memes in the name of God? DEUS VULT!
Memeianity is the kind of religion I could get behind. :3
This is really cool that they’re teaching people history through Coomer memes
So what i learned form this video today is that there exist 2 types of sexuality's
The Pasta kind, and the Iron kind.
One bends simply when wet, other one will resist at first but will bend after getting heated enough and taking a hard pounding.
I believe a other name for the last one is Tsundere.
Alos lol at "double edge swords can swing both ways" dam comment tread was a gold mine of puns
Indeed, that monk is going to "pray" on something 😏
Has Centurii done a comic about THE most successful pirate in history - Ching Shih? Who was a woman? And a prostitute early in life? Because he totally should, because at least part of the plot is totally something out of a doujin.
Ching Shih started out as a teenage prostitute, and eventually met Zheng Yi, a pirate who took a liking to her and brought her on board - some say he had his men kidnap her, others say he asked her to marry him. Ching said that she would marry Zheng only if she got 50% of the loot and gained partial control of his fleet. He ultimately agreed.
Their fleet grew quickly, but the couple found that they were unable to produce an heir. So they ended up "adopting" a young fisherman from a coastal village named Cheung Po as their son, who quickly rose to became their second-in-command.
Six years into Ching and Zheng's marriage, the latter died in a storm, leaving his wife in control of their still-growing fleet. Knowing that her crew would have trouble taking orders entirely from a woman, she pulled something straight out of a doujin...
SHE MARRIED HER ADOPTED SON.
Ching Shih was so successful that at her peak, she commanded (through Cheung) between 70,000 and 80,000 pirates - a force rivaling, if not exceeding, many national navies. Entire coastal villages worked for them, supplying them with food, goods and other provisions.
Ultimately, the only force that could match Ching's were the Portuguese, and that was after they were defeated twice before bringing in their full might down on her.
But Ching managed to escape the usual fate of defeated pirates by accepting amnesty from the Qing Emperor. She and most of her crew went free and even got to keep the loot they had pillaged, with only the most heinous members of her force getting imprisoned (and probably executed). Cheung ended up leading the Qing navy and other pirates got jobs in the Chinese bureaucracy. Ching herself retired to Macau after having several children with her adopted son/husband, and opened a gambling house and brothel (ironically bringing her life full circle).
Ching Shih, the most successful pirate in history, died peacefully in her sleep...
At age 69.
haha funny number go arrr. nice.
Nah, the MC is not whit a woman or gay ..so is no relatable for the centurii-chan universe.
oh man. the moment the music came on i just knew it had to be beedle. hypelevels off the charts!
Poor monk
Going to the orphanage to "pray"..... RUN CHILDREN RUN!
That's only gonna fuel her thirst for "praying"
"I'm going to orphanage to pray."
"SHIRE REEVE! OPEN UP!!"
Bonk! Bonk! Bonk!
Shire reeve is basically police unit back in the medieval Britain, equivalent to possibly Sheriff nowadays.
Technically speaking, Snails do spread bacteria and sort but it’s like really fUcking easy to not touch them.
What's she doing at that orphanage????????????
preying
@@theironqueen2386 Spawn camping
“Im hpgoing ti the orphange to “pray”
Hold up